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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A HOA conflict between the way of the spirit and the way of the gun, and two Oklahomans who live for 10 days of cornly pleasure.

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Outro: Cut It Upwards - Kelpe

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siberianpine

When people are singing happy birthday to you, SING ALONG! by the time it gets to your name it's basically over, the tension is diffused, you can fade out and get ready for your hip hip hoorays

mexicanhalloween .

I'm also a huge Skyline chili fan, love it for chili cheese fries and coneys. I like to amp it up with some demi glace if I've got some

eb

I have a twin so in childhood we managed to alleviate the stress of quite a few ‘happy birthdays’ by singing it to each other. This left me completely unprepared for the solo happy birthday experience

Christian V

"Cornography" = Comedian of the Week

BoPod Horsecast

Worst part of happy birthday singing is when it's slow. You gotta really move on the first line or else you're stuck with a dirge.

Declan Kennedy

Theo I too have been vexed by belly dancers. Years ago I was at the awful wedding of one of my awful relatives and the after-dinner entertainment was a belly dancer. She picked me out of the crowd, sat me on a chair, and did a no-contact lapdance with silk scarves while everyone cheered... except for her minder who I can only describe as Turkish John Cena with a gigantic curved sword, he spent the entire performance glaring at me and white-knuckling his sword hilt.

Sayanne

Genuinely can't believe how long it took for someone to do a porn joke in the corn story

Tyler

Shout out to all those who live in the Korn fanatics and Boonta Vista handshake meme/Venn Diagram Crossover (me)

Bryan Zeck

corn-a store is comedian of the year material

Grant

I really shouldn’t be surprised my home state (South Carolina) pops up on this podcast as much as it does because it really is wild.

nickibis

This episode is outstanding. It's going onto Mt Boontmore.

Tommy U

could be a cornflour cinnamon roll

It's Kay!

She said it's me or the corn, and an hour later I was right back there, a cob in each hand, butter dribbling down my mouth, a crowd circling me