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EPISODE 417: Sweaty, Glassy-Eyed, Breastfeeding A Seal (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-11 07:51:33
Imported:
2025-10

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's feelings going into Locktober, a pair of unrelated incidents that can't bode well, a seal on the mend, and the RIPing Report.

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Outro: Softcore - Tamaryn

Comments

chortle heartily

The airport scanner/Just Dance cubicle hollering “Sexy!” “Sexy!” “Vulgar!”

Steve McPhail

Wonder if there are any dudes who are really into small penis humiliation but are packin' like a solid 12".

chortle heartily

Man, a baby harbor seal like Rave would HATE human milk. Harbor seal milk has the fat content of heavy cream. Our milk would be an affront to Rave.

chortle heartily

As much as we hate the Dutch, the Seal Hospital (zeehondencentrum) is a premium follow. Baby harbor seals and gray seals can make you weep with joy even without being on MDMA.

Eric Brennan

Walking around with a magnet at waist height, just to find out.

Chunky Spewster

This episode had me locked up and plugged in

Ellen

Locked up for my MRI 😏

Pat D

Asking the waitstaff at a cafe "sorry, are the poached eggs with smoked salmon pussy free?"

Matt Rush

A parking lot with a loose seal? At the rave?

hdx

If anyone is looking to make a very powerful Boonta Vista Soundboard, this is the only episode you're going to need

Matt Watterson

The question of putting an animal down brought back a horrible high school memory for me of when one of our psychopathic barn cats got a hold of a rabbit it was in the process of vivisecting and I had to kill it with a rock. Thanks Boonta Vista. 😑

mexicanhalloween .

the current goings on in america have been dubbed, "the american years of whatever", part of the ongoing american century of humiliation

CrabEnthusiast

Best episode to introduce my wife to the podcast, thanks Boonta Vista 👍

Ciara Horton

Matching the silhouette in the full body scanner makes me feel like a cat being scruffed

Goff Daddy69

took me 2.5 minutes thinking you had something against nice little sharks before realising you weren't saying 'tope child'

Goff Daddy69

I got asked to do a half squat in the airport body scanner last year because I was Too Tall for the outline, a truly humiliating situation

Zeb

Banger of an episode!

Simplicius

I heard "Locktober Surprise" and now I'm imagining an "October Surprise" scenario where a US presidential candidate loses because of a chastity cage involved scandal

Shiv

Happy to behind the paywall! Plennifer’s taupe!