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BONUS EPISODE: Beyblading In An Alabama Hot Tub (Patreon)

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2025-12-03 12:30:14
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2025-12
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A data-driven analysis of the state of American hot-tubbing, a rabbit sent directly from heaven, and taking the first step towards never having sex with your wife ever again.

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Outro: Is This Power - The Field

Comments

Xavier

Tubgirlie joke was underappreciated.

BreadLord

I thought you said 'Weeb naming factory' in the intro and I literally had to pause the podcast to brace myself, but thankfully the bit was more normal than that

Chunky Spewster

Listening to this while walking to work and as Ben finished the sentence "maybe we should get into birding and the pussy free lifestyle" the church bells downtown began to toll. I believe this is my sign to get into birding.

Anya Hanley

That tweet about how American politics is all "what if we monetized the rot" makes me wonder if the cuck thing is a microcosm of that: "What if we fetishized the dysfunction"

Bryan Zeck

Ben finally getting his chance to turn the tables and correct the listener

Bryan Zeck

there are so many fucking hot tubs in Wisconsin

d'egg

Upcharge for hot tub rooms in Pennsylvania is because of the Poconos. Used to be a big honeymoon destination; hotel rooms with heart-shaped tubs is a local marketing gimmick.

d'egg

For the record I stand with Ben as a hot tub appreciator but no way am I putting my body in a honeymoon suite novelty hot tub.

Will

Dont tell me Jermey Wade from the hit show River Monsters lied to me about the dick fish

Steve McPhail

There's a Cuming Street in Omaha used to be where Robert's Milk was. Ben, I can 100% find you a West Point, NE shirt. Maybe some other Cuming County memorabilia.

Boonta Vista

I take it back! if he said it, it's correct

Phillip Alden

I’m a gay homosexual so I have no problem going pussy-free, but I think I would have a problem going penis-free. And while weighted clothing is not something I would dismiss out of hand, something that weighed down my balls doesn’t sound appealing. I don’t mind if my balls float because, as you said, we all float down here.

Matt Watterson

The problem with Anne Dank is it’s too close to our product “Hempocaust”.

Regular guy who loves Starsiege

Did PLEASE! originate in an earlier episode I missed or is that a bona fide invention of beyblading in an Alabama hot tub. If it was from an earlier episode please provide the ep number as soon as you are able. If it was from this episode then congratulations: to me you have invented another bit on par with the Manchurian candidate trigger words of I believe it was (northern hemisphere) spring/summer 2024

Boonta Vista

I believe it sprung out of Andrew in episode 417: Sweaty, Glassy-Eyed, Breastfeeding A Seal