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BONUS EPISODE: Flood The Zone With Fake Japanese Crab Pics (Patreon)

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2026-05-13 01:50:49
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A convention celebrating an almost entirely universal hobby, the neverending lobster wars, a crab scheme too elaborate to be real, punishment for the matador, and the Dutch push for long Montana.

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Outro: Save the Lobster - No Joy

Comments

Matt Rush

Being voted "best arc" in gym class but not for freethrows

dimwit

The RDR2 guy is running the Albertan secession campaign?

Cyclops giraffe

Lol we Americans just call jergens lotion jerkins

aceplym

crab door claw hook front door

UD-wat

Top tier intro

Homo Genious

As a Canadian I need those Dutch freaks hung. Alberta cannot legally separate as it's bound by TREATIES, not the will of loser white guys on the internet.

Shiv

☹️

Shiv

Sidney Crosby 😏

Bentivegitantus

I never knew that Ben could do a Wət Maggie Thatcher

indicatrix

From the depths of Alberta - fuck those guys. Also Tim Hoortons 🤌

Ellen

If you see a crab, say "A crab!"

RiffusKhan

Completely stun locked to learn that the masturbator convention is coming to my affordable metro city

Pete Snorrison

Although there is admittedly a reason why my wife and I don’t listen to the show together

mexicanhalloween .

face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fall into the grinder

Colin English

The update to an old news story made me feel insane because I was on the train coming home from watching my friends dog for a week, in north Branford CT, who lives off of foxon road

Cyclops giraffe

Pretty sure the people with the crabs pick a fancy person's house to put the crab in front of. Then when they see the person post a pic their mark is observed until they go on vacation and they go rob them.

Aouragh

I am absolutely in love with you getting a glimps into the world of bators/gooners, because this might just be the new cuck/hotwive rabbit hole.

Boonta Vista

oh we've done gooning stuff before! i reckon the first one was the bonus episode The Psychotic Drowns Where The Andrew Swims with Tom Walker

Aouragh

You know, I've listened to enough episodes to make my comment seem so embarrassing to me now. It really does expose an utter lapse in judgment. I should never have doubted the familiarity of Boonta Vista with these types of alternative psychosexual dynamics. If there is a single thing, this podcast should never be doubted for, it is its deep knowledge of, and I need to emphasize this, all these topics.

Charles

Larry David is still making Seinfeld money, but he somehow has to do crypto ads? Because he needs to grab the bag?

Horse Badorties

In the Cali Central Valley, the Portuguese community has invented humane bullfighting. They have sticks with velcro pads instead of the stick-knives. I haven't been yet

squids

Based. We are a dumb fake country but it will be a COLD DAY in HELL when I let those FILTHY, PERFIDIOUS DUTCHMEN (every Dutch person I have ever met has been lovely and The Netherlands is a beautiful country but that's not important right now) violate our sovereignty. Who do those Heineken slurping dogs think they are?!