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BONUS EPISODE: Too Cowardly To Hit The Junt (Patreon)

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2026-05-27 06:13:17
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2026-05
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Lucy and Ben bring you: Three tales of a new era of social media stardom impacting the lives of ordinary-ish Americans, and the continuing fallout from the Lobster Wars.

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Outro: Daily Violence - Zukunft

Comments

katsu

i was at that screening and i did get high out the front first but i was late and also im a girl

Joseph Oswald

My spouse and I were very excited to get high and watch The Thing for the first time last Christmas. It was fine. Yes, we're zoomers.

Aouragh

I love the epsidoes that are just chock-full of disdain for many of my personal characterisitcs. It makes it really easy to maintain the apropiate distance between performer and audience if you know the other party would think you are fucking lame

mexicanhalloween .

will be corrupted? the article is already the corruption, it exists only to try and boost morale for the livestock

Boonta Vista

are you a 22 year old tiktok performing grocery store owner who didn't enjoy The Thing and is working on a 5-foot Lobster roll?

Wikifeet Community Moderator

"Yeah, who is buying the merch of these minor internet celebrities?" I wonder to myself as I sip my morning coffee from my Boonta Vista mug.

Cinderhella

No that’s the guy that killed Lincoln

Cinderhella

It always sideswipes me when I have to reorient myself to that people heard that guy (RIP) say he and Obama used to smoke meth and fuck each other and are like yes I think this happened

Grant

Genuinely love how much of this episode was anecdotes and complaining lol it felt like a chill hang.

Shiv

Hello 🤖 approved me for first date sex with knife play

Shiv

but we’re watching The Thing first 😤

Shiv

damn i want a mug

Noises

I can’t tell if Ben referring to the 60s as 40 years ago was genuine or a really well constructed bit…

Aouragh

I also take selfies with my dodge ram in inapropiate places. My personalty has many facettes, thank you very much.

Shawn Hinves

Have you guys seen the Barack Obama x Harry Styles ship fan cams on tiktok?

William

the Obama segment reminds me of the legendary Caleb Pitts Hamburger video where he addresses Obama as "former president and current homosexual" good stuff good stuff

Chris the Friend

I'm originally from Stamford, CT, so these lobster roll stories have been a real treat for me, specifically.

Jimmy Woodward

love a good ben and lucy air dirty laundry episode

Ben Hardy

Who wants a Clam Castle mug?