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BONUS EPISODE: 9 Out Of 10 Toilets Agree You’re Shitting In Them (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-24 00:58:15
Imported:
2026-06
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Lucy, Andrew, Ben, and briefly Theo bring you: Startling proximity to a Belarusian hot air balloon crisis, the shapeful worm turds that captivated Charles Darwin, and placing Homer Simpson in the context of 2026.

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Outro: misk - Fling II

Comments

Shiv

what a promising title! 🤓 *presses play*

Mortiis

Tbf a lot of people can’t find the glans

Steve McPhail

Humans can 100% coil. Just takes the right diet and good hole control.

Imhotep from The Mummy

I am being dead serious, this is your finest work, ever. Thank you. I hope pervert Charles Darwin will return to the pod someday

Shiv

would you not also have to do some hip work?

Shiv

what a wild ride, too much glorious nonsense to pick a fave moment but currently tied between, “Unalived Girls” and “survival of the WELL fittest”

Steve McPhail

True. The full move is called the Post-Feast Slow Elvis Half Clinch Stank Spiral, I think.

OrangeJuiceEnergy

This was an episode for fans of both Uzumaki and The Grunter.

John Harwood

Great, now I have to spend hours thinking about the tenth toilet, who either does or does not know that I'm shitting in it, but regardless does not accept that I did. Thanks a lot, Boonta Vista.

Sayanne

Homer Simpson would work at an Amazon warehouse because there are no good union jobs anymore

mexicanhalloween .

"my readings" could also imply you're a psychic and were pondering the orb

Wikifeet Community Moderator

Norticed a reduced emphasis on cum jokes in favour of poo jokes in this episode, interesting. Much to think about.

Watthew

Best episode since (and maybe including) the time master, but it makes me slightly mad when the incorrect episode title is chosen

Boonta Vista

the official podcast of net neutral feedback

Neural Damage

LUCY IS RIGHT. I never would have drawn emoji-style poop when I was a kid. I would have drawn segmented lozenges, cat-poop-style. Justice for Lucy

Ella Dawson

It feels right that this was my first bonus episode as a new patron

Ella Dawson

This was my immediate thought too!!

Watthew

Kept on the patreon while I was unemployed and broke which must mean you guys are perrfect

It's Kay!

Brilliant episode, nobody else is doing riffs about executing the Ask Jeeves guy like a dog

James

Now this, this is why I’m a paybo

dimwit

Honestly did not think that an ep where Theo immediately bails would be the one that goes this fucking nuts.

Horse Badorties

The Apollo astronauts gathered every day for the piss release. The pod squirted a volume out into the vacuum which immediately crystallized into a golden cloud and slowly spread apart in the sun. It was beautiful.

Alana Skyring

How was this not named Sleeveless Crop Top On The ISS? Top shelf work, guys