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EPISODE 453: Suck Me Off And See Who Instantly Dies (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-11 03:30:00
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2026-07

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A flag code violation, conflicting accounts of an air incident, local scuttlebutt regarding the poopist, and controversy over the execution of Satan.

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Outro: Televangelist - Suitor

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Steve McPhail

Appreciate you immediately bringing those fucking sea monkey people back out of my mind's deep storage. Can't wait to hear how those abominations are referenced.

Wikifeet Community Moderator

Thankyou for bringing up Johnny Mnemonic, Andrew. I was getting unreasonably frustrated at Ben.

Shiv

I’m no flag cuck but 99% sure Flag Law doesn’t cover fucking bunting. Also if you observe the 4th of July overseas your blue passport should be shredded for being a loser!

Mikha'el Wade

There is actually a right and wrong way round/up for the British flag.

Vanessa P

not sure if you guys noticed but "what makes a serb a serb" was a pretty high stakes question for a while there

Xavier

It was Harvey Keitel in Little Nicky, not Rodney Dangerfield.

Grant

Y’all… Paul McFartney was right there (Also, I’m a lifelong Beatles fan and have seen Paul live I just couldn’t leave a joke hanging).

Reuben Sandwich

I worked at a McDonald’s as a teenager and recall someone pooping in an empty drink cup, then leaving it hidden in the staff changing room. It stunk the place out. Never did find out who did it or why.

Boonta Vista

last week someone left a full size human turd wrapped in a t-shirt *right next to* one of the toilets at the bar. we'll just never know what kinds of evil there are out there

Reuben Sandwich

Incredible - imagine if it was the same man, uncaught and on-the-loose all these years

Pat D

My Dinner With André, but André complains the whole time.

archipelago_go

say what you want about the fourth of july, but it’s an incredible rush to pull up beside an F-950 Toddler Smasher with thin blue line flag stickers all over it and ruefully mutter to your wife, “flag code violations all over that damn thing” from the safety of your subaru outback

Joe Markland

the union jack isn't actually symmetrical! it's asymmetrical in the stupidest possible way

Shiv

I needed my presidential dummies fucking it up to learn that one