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BONUS EPISODE: Cousin Yourself (Patreon)

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2026-08-19 05:42:49
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2026-08
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In an all-mailbag episode, Lucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: Teacher secrets on SBS, Swimply mermaid tales, a painter who toilets wrong, unexpectedly bull, high-level piss technique, the boner pills of your late father-in-law, and the structural financial support in a polycule.

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Outro: Rū Ana Te Whenua - Alien Weaponry

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Comments

nickibis

I just want to say the voice Andrew used for 80s Australian cinema "this is the most beautiful place in the world" is 100% the exact same voice I had in my head when I wrote that bit

Pat D

Normalise full dick pissing!

Rajin Hardonne

"Share the load"; notes from the hobbit polycule

Vanessa P

not only is nobody believing the US government's "alien disclosures" they're perfectly correct to because there's a very long history of US government agencies spreading dubious alien conspiracy theories in order to cast doubt when someone sees, say, one of their stealth weapon programmes being tested in the arizona desert and I think it's incredibly funny how many supposedly serious commentators and elected representatives have fallen for it (iirc Schumer and Pelosi both seem to genuinely think The Greys are here.) those guys always talk about misinformation and the gullible masses!!!!! and here they are falling for this obvious misinformation campaign!!!!

Vanessa P (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-07 18:00 when theo was in school he was put in The Chokey from Matilda and that's why he's like that and also he has the same magic powers as Matilda and is, like Matilda, directly responsible for giving his headmistress a heart attack which ultimately cut years from her life
2026-08-19 08:20

Shiv

Pod Synergy for me! Guys did Pool (🏊) Guys with Major Swimply Chat

Shiv

PISSOPTICON

tim newman

why he’s like what

I simp for pigeons

I just gotta say, theres no way they are clogging american toilets with brown paper... not because it would be hard to clog, but because we so rarely have formal apprenticeship programs.

Steve McPhail

Pissing like a toddler in the bar bathroom is some good gear.

Shawn Hinves

You guys say the word "pool" all fucked up style

sensorsweep

wait so your toilets seriously rarely clog?

Cale

You know

Shiv

we live in the bad place!

Lee Godden

My old boss used to be anal about paint on his hands so anytime I would see his brush unattended I would dip my finger in the paint and leave a big blob on the handle , needless to say I don't work for him anymore.

Horse Badorties

The San Francisco Jail is a panopticon. It was a really ogoddamit experience. First they gave me orange Crocs and then led me into the panopticon.

Lee Godden

Painter here , I've had other tradesmen request to use the toilet when I'm painting in there, I refuse now after I had a tradie miss the toilet completely and cover my drop sheets in piss

Frank

I knew a few regional QLD schools who were still doing "the paddle" in the mid-2000s. I distinctly recall my Dad's friend who was a primary school principal giving us a tour of his school and demonstrating lightly spanking a bottom with an oversized ping-pong paddle. He looked like Steve Carell.

Jono

I love how Andrew and Lucy mockingly pronounce it pewl and to Theo it just sounds like they’re saying pool

River G

Quick note regarding the word "bull" in cucking: It comes from the US American practice of forcing enslaved men (the "bull") to impregnate enslaved women to "breed" them like livestock. So maybe we should find something else for that? I don't have a solution, just the information.