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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Some number of perfect captions for game day, pre-emptive SEO bombing by Double Happiness, the hunt for the Syracuse Dipper, and an uncle-owned business.

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Outro: Escalator - Tape/Off

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Drakkalen

Christ alive this article is fucking rancid lol

Matt Watterson (edited)

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2026-09-07 18:00 I’m not 4’9, but I do a lot of outdoors stuff and if I saw a picture of me taken out in the wild taken without my knowledge assuming I was a cryptid because I was loitering around a creek I would definitely take that personally.
2026-09-02 02:48 I’m not 4’9, but I do a lot of outdoors stuff and if I saw a picture of me taken out in the wild without my knowledge assuming I was a cryptid because I was loitering around a creek I would definitely take that personally.

I’m not 4’9, but I do a lot of outdoors stuff and if I saw a picture of me taken out in the wild without my knowledge assuming I was a cryptid because I was loitering around a creek I would definitely take that personally.

Boonta Vista

"this freakazoid cannot possibly be a human being" now wait a second. now hang on just one second

A.E. Ross

Theo really came locked and loaded huh

dimwit

Sorry, did we just learn that Ben’s cum smells like a Trappist ale? He’s shooting red label Chimay?

hdx

Hey guys I'm a paid patreon member using the patreon app (checked that it's up to date) but my version of the show didn't include the gong (s)? Do I email you or patreon support

Vanessa P

All time legendary episode title aside from everything else

John Harwood

We need a BV + Rodney Dangerfield miniseries where they “go back” to an American university.

John Harwood

And “Wading for Godot” is gonna be in my head all day.

Horse Badorties

A woman dressed as grayscale Santa in San Francisco Santacon. Costume, makeup, hair dye. It was lovely.