BONUS EPISODE: Queefless In Melbourne (live in Melbourne) (Patreon)

Recorded live at Keeper Brewing in Melbourne on September 11th, 2026. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The inner world of Alan Ritchson, musings on astroturf, advances in bathroom tech, the joy of masturbation, and correspondence from Geoffrey.

Thanks so much to everyone who came out, what a thrill.

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Outro: New Ferrari - Surprise Chef