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EPISODE 463: Nighthawks At The Milton KFC (Patreon)

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2026-09-17 06:24:07
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2026-09
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The shared isolation experience of the KFC, giraffe-based SEO-jamming, a chance to party with Nick Skitz, wildlife crimes committed by a manboat, and the secret eyes of plants.

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Outro: Tugboat - Zeahorse

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Vanessa P

Alright well we don't need to critique people's perfectly innocent turns of phrase do we. I'd never expected that The Boonta Vista Podcast would engage in such cruel, idle mockery of its listeners. Imagine where we'd be if that were every episode.

Vanessa P

Also to be clear my new "FLAVIO BOLSONARO for PRESIDENTE" lawn sign is *only* there because I am now a single-issue voter with regard to the elimination of the plant kingdom and I think mr. Bolsonaro's policy on the Amazon rainforest will bring us a good deal closer to that goal.

Shiv

“I CAN cook, I’m great in bed…but my personality, is very bad” Girl, same (Alan,,,hello)

Shiv

“Chat, is this dinner?” Theo is really on a roll

Po

The W word is “wahoo!” by the way

Po

Launceston and down to bindle

Elizabeth

Wait wait what was the title of the article?

Noah Z

re: Giraffe SEO, would someone be googling the child’s name + giraffe? They should’ve named one of the them “endangered toddler”

CALIFORNIA DEATH WORM

This notification came up on my phone shortly before listening to this episode.

Christiana (rhymes with banana)

Y’all is Theo giving Joey from King Gizz or do I just only know of two Australians who shaved their heads 🤔

Aouragh

DON'T turn Alan Ritchson gay! He would be such an awful gay guy. I feel like he would be a Peter Thiel type gay guy, who would never interact with women ever again. I feel like he would be like a LGB drop the T gay. Idk if he is transphobic now but I feel like he would be as a gay guy. He would just be insufferable in so many white gay ways on top of the ways he is annoying already.

aceplym

Manboat number five

Wikifeet Community Moderator

I'm Hobart based and have one friend who is not behind the patreon curtain who would also come. I will force all my friends to listen to "Toilet Cucked On Father's Day" in an attempt to rally further support. We will absolutely disappoint on the "hotties" front.

Chaya

Help I’m literally walking through Marrickville right now as I’m listening to this and am currently 600m from YourCar

Chaya

I cannot go to the launch event as I have things already locked in for that day but I will spread the PSA. Thank you, Boonta Vista!