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Dearest patrons,

Send through your burning questions or tell us what you’re thankful for this problematic holiday season to be answered by Lucy on some SPECIAL VIDEO CONTENT while she makes a Vegansgiving pumpkin pie to celebrate Captain Cook getting murked in Hawaii or whatever the holiday is about.

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T.K. Donut

What did you think Thanksgiving was before you moved to Hawaii, and what Thanksgiving dish are you most excited about?

siberianpine

Have you seen that "cranberry sauce in a can" they have over there? Have you eaten it??

Tal Waterhouse

I just cracked open a tub of humus to eat with some carrot sticks I'd prepared as a snack between lunch and dinner, but have now run out of carrot sticks and still have about a third of a tub of humus left. Obviously this isn't enough to be used in another bout of snacking so I guess my questions is: How wrong would it be for me to just snack on humus straight from the tub with a spoon to finish off what's left?

Murray Figg

My redneck sister used to spit roast(not sexual) a deer for Christmas lunch. Most of us a vegetarians and we’re truly applaud serving up Rudolph for Xmas lunch. Is fine that I have not spoken to my sister for over 15 years

Murray Figg

If you had six people plus husband of the show plus the statutory Burgo who would you like around the Christmas dinner table

EC

MODIFIER: answer the next question with a mouth full of pumpkin

Conor Stokes

Can you explain the difference between a "piece of" pie and a "pizza" pie without doing an accent?

DaleBastion

Which is the funniest Linkin Park song

SlimePunkHoliday

hello lucy. is it illegal to kickflip off the back of my decrepit and ancient relatives this holiday season? thank you.

Deng Screbby

how come you dont wanna get brigid on the pod (no obvious answers)

EC

MODIFIER: Please prepare a new drink for the following question. If you already have a drink you should scull it before getting a new drink.

CALIFORNIA DEATH WORM

After a comical chain of holiday disasters conspires to ruin your perfectly-planned feast, what do you reckon you’ll be eating as a replacement meal when realizing that the true meaning of the holiday is family? Rob (America Expert (and Patron))

T.K. Donut

With Christmas around the corner, how much are you going to tip on rent? I usually tip at least 15% one month's rent, but my landlord has been extra cool this year so I'm thinking 20%

Lucas Miller

How nervous are you about having two huge holidays so close together?

EC

MODIFIER: please find and wear the worst hat in your place while answering the next question

SquarEgg

What is the secret to good vegan pie?

SquarEgg

Second, what is the secret to good non vegan pie?

Jakeb Sparke

What Hogwarts house would each of you all be in, and why is it Hufflepuff?