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It's all hands on deck for three increasingly fraught tales of woe and misfortune regarding a cube, a coffin flop and a baby swap. Plus: the Kennedy assassination, and facing your death. 

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Aurora

I want one of those sky burials where they just leave your corpse on the side of a mountain for vultures and shit

Theo Pengelly

I didn't get around to it but I sorta want my corpse disposed in the same way as those failed whale corpse demolitions

SquarEgg

Just delete me, don't fuss around with the messy bits of disposal

Blakey

"completely fungible baby" == double Hemingway

James Wooster

I'd like my body to be put through a wood chipper and carefully mixed into a nice compost. The whole family will be eating delicious me flavoured vegetables for years