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Ever thought about what’s going on in the deep sea? What the fuck. What the hell is wrong with you. It’s none of your business,

But if you ARE a sicko sea pervert and have any serious scientific questions about what’s going on in the ocean that you’d like answered by an oceanographer and special guest, send em on through here on Patreon or to mailbag@boontavista.com

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bon

Wass down dere doe??

WeeMadAndo

Which deep sea creature would you least like to get eaten by?

Caleb Brian

There's a dude on YouTube called Masaru whose goal in life is to break down and eat weird seafood like crown of thorns starfish, sea slugs and jellyfish. Anyway what forbidden sea creature would you most like to taste.

Dom Guilfoyle

Why did the writers of Ocean's 8 think it was necessary to kill off Danny Ocean, played by George Clooney?

Vinno

How come stuff that lives deep under the sea all use bioluminescence. Why aren’t they all blind like cave creatures

Bobo Rollcage

Which fish would you most appreciate having a set of big naturals? Personally I'd love a blob fish to have hefty set of baps, but not for sexual reason, I just think it needs to have more confidence.

Alanna

do we know/can we know if there are creatures at the very bottom of the ocean and how freakish and strange would they have to be to survive down there?

Jason Standen

when the sea levels rise and their wets get all over our drys, what are the flow on effects to things like the ocean current? Does 'how the ocean works' change dramatically or does it just get a bit bigger and keeps on doing its thing?

Nadia Brady

Who the fuck let them name sperm whales that? Gross dude. How accurate is the show The Octonauts? Why aren’t more people studying the Mariana Trench? It seems neat. How fucked are we with climate change though? Except if you ask that make it funny I guess

pressdarling

What the FUCK is the deal with eels? I don’t even know if this is a deep sea question but they seem to live everywhere else at some point in their life cycles. Please, enlighten us. Love youse xo

Lucas Miller

Ooh is this who I think it is? What is your favourite marine disaster and why is it Byford Dolphin?

Lucas Miller

Secondly, what is the cutest deep sea creature? Who is the biggest sweetie?

Leon Thotsky

What’s the best type of lube for dolphins? I’m running out of spit and the lsd just made it hornier.

NerdyGuy

Dude, he's in his house at R'lyeh. What part of Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn don't you understand?

BDA

What is the most effective way to appease the sea when it's angry?

Big black cockatoo

In a post global warming world, which species lives and will they be tasty?

Rolka Polka

How much ocean life is gonna live through this bad shit, long term? Also, what's up with dolphins and orcas having language with dialects maybe? Those guys seem real smart.

Leon Thotsky

Seconding the porpoise language question, heard they even have dialects

Rowland Gwynne

What's the deal with Deep Sea Gigantism? I'm sure it all makes perfect scientific sense, but it still feels weird that the way some creatures deal with immense water pressure is to become immense themselves.

charlie mcintosh

Mammals are all proud of visiting the deep sea and talk about how cool and full-of-life it is, but they never settle down in the depths. What’s it going to take to make these boob-havers stop gawking at those living in deprivation and actually invest in improving the lives of abyssal residents?

larcy

What time would you say Real Isopod Hours generally are?

Walker Kelly

What’s the most insanely dangerous animal down there?

Alaric

What's the horniest creature in the ocean (letting y'all decide how to define "horny"). Weirdly curious about this.

John Harwood

How many James Camerons do you think are down there? Is it enough, or too many?

Topher Mathrusse

why is oceanographer jesse just so darn beautiful? what the fuck's up with that?

Neil Teufel

Yeah, I got a question. What would possess a human, blessed by the grace of God to walk on our blessed land, to study the horrors of the deep? What are you up to?

Neil Teufel

Also, how do crabs f*ck? Thanks 😊

Kay

Did the first fish to walk on land in the Devonian Period make a horrible mistake?

Kyle

most and least favorite instance of carcinization

Nvll

And how do we revert this terrible error of judgement.

WeeMadAndo

Obviously this isn't a question of which would you least like to be killed by - as the answer there is "whichever one will do it instantly and without me seeing it coming and thus end my suffering and isolation on this hadal plain". So it is just a question of which filthy, ruinous goblin of the depths would you least like to benefit from the calories your body would provide it.

bravenewworm

How intelligent are colossal squid? I know nobody knows but what's the best guess? What are they up to? Do we need to be worried about it? Thank you.

Ty Harmer

I am Pirate Legend on Sea of Theives so now everyone has to respect me.

Acelin

Have you watched Mermaid's: The Body Found by Animal Planet and if so why is it right?

Acelin

Also Cephalopods, why are they better then us?

Dr Caesar's Palace, MD

What's the exchange rate of Titanics to Nautiluses? Is it 3 bathyscaphes to a diving bell? What's the deal here?

Houston Ward

This is gonna be one hell of shipping report

August

Whats the sexist Abyssal depth creature?