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MAILBAG: Monster edition (Patreon)

Published:
2022-01-12 07:13:11
Imported:
2026-06

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Folks! We are having some fun guests on to discuss monsters!

Please hit us here or at mailbag@boontavista.com with any unanswered questions you may have about monsters from movies, urban legends, cryptids, and so on.

Lots of love,

Andrew

Comments

Jono Mate

Could you kindly comment on the yassification of the bunyip

larcy

Why did it come to be known as the Fresno Nightcrawler when it clearly walks

Vinno

We all know Bigfoot smokes his own powerful strain of space weed. What other cryptids do drugs and what do they do

Swamp Cat

Does Mothman fuck?

Jordan Minehan

You can bring back extinct animals Jurassic Park style except nothing goes wrong (or maybe it does, dunno). What monsters of the past will you necromance with unholy science?

Fingerless

What are your predictions for what creature people will draw sexy in 2022?

ascella

The Shape of Water (2017) set a new benchmark for monster fucking on the Hollywood big screens. being essentially a horny take on Universal Studios' Creature From The Black Lagoon, which Universal Classic Monster would you next want to see reinterpreted as canonically fuckable on the silver screen?

Incessant Tapping

What's everyone's take on Nessie? Ancient dinosaur? Some other creature? If not real, what did St Columba and the monks, and the picts, see in the River Ness on August 22, 565 AD?

Mig

Which monster is the cutest?

Dom

Not much of an energy drink fan myself. Thank's anyway.

Janko Franko

If vampires are a metaphor of the rich preying on the weak, and the mummy is a metaphor of colonialism fighting back, what are other monsters metaphors of? Werewolves? Drop bears? Fresno nightcrawlers?

Declan Kennedy

My question is for Theo because he hasn't seen it, if a hypothetical Catwoman were to mate would she need her partner to have a barbed penis or is that optional?

Brett Knowles

Which monster do you think is sufficiently large to step on me and just squish me?

Fortified Niche

What cryptid do you think would be the most satisfying to smash to death with a lead pipe

Bitlex

What kind of local monster legends are from your town?

Tal Waterhouse

Despite naming a whole litany of monsters partying down in Dracula's pad, Bobby Pickett never actually describes what the "Monster Mash" actually is during the entire song. What do you think it is?

Tom Barry

If Bigfoot followed the Min Min lights, would he survive?

Iain McDonald

If there was a cryptid called Boonta Vista, what would it be like?

Alanna

not a question: the word monster is so pejorative and quite frankly rude. i think we can do better when it comes to our quite particular, but loveable (?) earthly cousins

siberianpine

How does the cryptid community feel about people impersonating/fabricating evidence of cryptids? Does this get you shunned from the community or is it all part of the fun?

Wikifeet Community Moderator

Common depictions of the Chupacabra portray it as either a fucked up little reptile biped, or a fucked up spiny dog thing. Which depiction of the Chupacabra do our beautiful hosts and guests believe is the true goat sucker?

Alanna

and can 'monsters' ever (non sexually) love us back

Tali Elliott

"The toymaker represents the kurds" hit me like a truck

Chimby

Was the loveland frog real? Or did the ohio police just shoot an iguana?

Bobo Rollcage

Just a personal request for us Scots not to be tarred with the 'British' label. No shite-sex beanings up here apart from the flag-shagging boot-lickers who want to maintain the Union

Swamp Cat

Is the yowie just a very confused bunyip, or an antipodean bigfoot?

Swamp Cat

Are yetis related to bigfoot?

Swamp Cat

What other cryptids deserve delicious chocolate representation?

Brendan Faux

Why do they keep making Bigfoot horror movies?

Brendan Faux

Also, are any of your guests familiar with the American version of the Raw Head and Bloody Bones monster? Because that story rips.

noah

What is something you believed or still believe to be a fact but turned out to actually be an urban legend?

potionsys

when will they make a monster movie where the real monster all along was actually the monster and not humanity

TagillasBalls

You only ever hear about a singular bigfoot. Does the cryptid community theorise the existence of a mating pair of bigfeet and if not how does the sole remaining one feel about never being able to get some of that sweet bigfussy?

JustMatt

What do you think the Mothman was up to between its disappearance in 1967 and its reappearance in Chicago in 2017?

Zack Niceman

I asked Dalton Wilcox this question, but no response. Presumably, he has turned into a vampire. At any rate, here is the question: "Is actor Bill Mumy (Will Robinson from Lost in Space) an unwrapped mummy, hiding in plain sight, or just a regular human mortal?"

bon

a question for the fresno nightcrawler if you get it on: what dem legs do tho?

moppy

what is the least humanoid monster?