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Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: A scam that promises to put a silverback gorilla directly into the back of your Mazda 6, a Cincinnati Chilli Parent Trap situation, and the trials and tribulations of a Finnish penis.

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Sayanne

I recently made the mistake of recommending this podcast to a woman that I've only been on three dates with. I'd say there's a nonzero chance that this intro ruins a potentially quite promising romance for me

Bacon of Light

Good thing I decided to listen to this while shitting. What a ride

Kevin moritz

Easily the worst, most reviling intro thus far - genuinely painful to listen!

GOOBER

Best intro so far I am questioning everything

CDK

Theo everything alright mate?

Conor O'Toole

I’ve listened to this intro at least 10 times. Bonus interactive tip: use your phone’s podcast speed setting to add a tertiary element of 😵

Abe Caldwell

Hey Ben being a Hervey Bay local I thought you’d mention the main guy the media used to dig up every time there was an attack: Vic Hislop! Not sure if he’s still alive, but man that guy hated sharks more than anyone else ever could!

bequietshh

put this on while still in a daze from just having woken up from a nap and nearly had a full on psychotic break. 10/10

Chemo

I have listened to this intro 3 times now, i can feel the eyes opening on the inside. the moons pull intensifies somehow

RubbishBinMan

amazing intro. i think theo might be some kind of creative genius

NerdyGuy

I bet they bought their chilli cooker from a land of metric using heathens.

Scrappy

Theo’s opening—a brief meditation on free will, volition, and conformity—is masterful and worthy of several listens. Nicely done, Theo!

Theo Pengelly

thank you so much for your kind words, but it's about being a train!

Scrappy

And choo-choo to you too!