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BONUS EPISODE: Dyngus Day! At The Polish Nook (Patreon)

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2022-04-23 03:03:41
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2026-06
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Lucy, Theo and Ben are here to discuss: Dyngus Day, one man's war against Dublin Airport, another man's war against FedEx airplanes, paying someone to name your baby, and a mystery creek foam.

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Henry O'Brien

You know what they used to call rectangles? Broad Squares

Big black cockatoo

One of the best. Would pay $3400 an episode for this if I had the money. Thanks.

John Harwood

When I was a kid my parents encouraged my brother and I to brainstorm names for our forthcoming brother. He took one second to think about it, suggested “Freewheeler,” and then threw a tantrum when we all said that was a terrible name. He is now a multimillionaire.

Rufus

We deamand the full regional bullshit theme whenever the segment appears, along with the pole report we are rapidly approaching an 80% theme song episode

Kuba Danecki

OH MY GOD, I havent even listened to the whole bit but I already wanna chime in, Śmigus Dyngus is totally a thing that is so prevalent in Poland, that girls literally know not to come out of their homes since it's also very sexist (more on that below). People run around with fucking buckets of water to pour it on each other, in my family everyone had alarms set for like 6 A.M. so that no one falls victim to having a glass of water poured on them as a wake up on Śmigus Dyngus. Going under a passageway on a highway was a risk since teenagers poured buckets of water onto oncoming cars, in the '90 and '2000 there were regularly reports of accidents caused by cars being attacked with so much water that it blinded the drivers. More classy fellas didnt pour a bucket of water on a teen but rather sprayed them with press-kiosk grade perfumes. In the '90 i remember being in gangs of boys hunting girls to pour water on (very sorry, it was eastern europe in the '90). Also, the beer brand Żywiec (pronounce it Zhy-Vietz) is supporting homophobic initiatives in Poland, the beer is pretty good for a mass factory product but I'm sticking with other ones.

Kuba Danecki

Ok i listened to the rest of the bit. And I'm glad to add, completely without context, even more confusing shit.

Boonta Vista

This is an extraordinary series of paragraphs, each more insane than the last, thank you so much.

kLindberg

Danophone here: you pronounced Kierkegaard correctly! Congrats!

Bird.wav

We were thinking of Soren if we had a boy, after the Danish Philosopher whose name cannot be pronounced by the human tongue in a Cthuluian sense. We're having a girl some time in the next few days probably, and have decided on Lacey instead, although I may be tempted to call her Grent after that scintillating offer of hot, sexy lifetime subscriptions.

obliteron

Boonta Vista is good ON WEED

Ignatius

i don't pay for the patreon for Ben to learn how to do shit properly, i do it to support his lifestyle of doing cool things that make him happy

mexicanhalloween .

I flinched in horror, not having been mentally prepared for the crime watch theme

Hazymarmot

After this episode I'm gonna need a future boonta titled: Oops...All Asides The episode is just Ben editing himself in every 30 seconds.

Adam Bojak

As a lifelong Western New York resident, I am proud that Buffalo is the world capital of Dyngus Day, the silliest holiday in existence, and the only one that can make Anderson Cooper lose his mind on television: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hRG2WHFFm8

max sibley

Whether it's some high schoolers suggestively dancing for their principal, various overturned trucks, a liquid whose mystery I won't ruin, I'm always charmed how much my fair state in the US comes up. Also Cincinnati chili is ontologically evil, no matter what my friends from there say.

The Schmizm

Now, I'm not saying that the creek foam was actually a CIA chemical weapons experiment, but Glomar is the shorthand term for "I can neither confirm nor deny."