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BONUS EPISODE: Help! I Married A Cum Rustler (Patreon)

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2022-12-11 03:17:23
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2026-06
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Theo and Ben bring you: A flashing light that will solve capitalism, some valuable missing semen, robbing weddings Hitman-style, coyote assassins with carte blanche, and yet another dog driving a car.

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synthmage

Hard disagree with this opening bit. That voice triggered my fight or flight response.

Jan Meyer

Wow, Kommissar Rex is oooooooooooooooooooooold. Did you watch the one with Richard Moser and Stockinger?

jimmy

she bull on my sperm til i heist

lammas

Death detector may have saved us a lot of trouble in the apartment block I lived at as a wee babie. (Will be a nasty story) It was in Finland and the apartments there have excellent insulation, that does a wonderful job in the winter keeping warm air in, but if you were to be our downstairs neighbor, an old woman with little family left to visit and were to pass away, then the insulation is also excellent way of keeping stench from leaking out. Took weeks for it to seep out enough to warrant breaking her door in. By then her body had swollen and burst (like proper exploded) as the decomposition process released gasses that had nowhere to go, and all the other related nasties. One day my old man just walks by the downstairs apartment on the way to work and the stench is nearly unbearable. The stairwell is full of wide-eyed officers in hazmat suits, who had cracked the door open. Was pretty unbearable when they were venting the apartment for the following weeks. In Finnish culture, children take naps on outdoor balconies year round, and apparently little swaddled me never minded the stench like my parents did. Maybe my awful sense of smell these days is simply built up tolerance. Like rolling in the dirt to have a good immune system and so on. Anyways can't imagine cleaning that up was any fun.

mexicanhalloween .

You've come up with a very dark sequel to 'Air Bud' there at the end