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Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: A mirthless Christmas, an unforeseeable sword-swallowing accident, letting your kids touch the tortoises, going GTA mode at the airport, and a mysterious green river.

Special thanks to listener Shawnzie for finding that snippet of the outro song against all odds.

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Haru

Name idea: "A Zoo To-do"

synthmage

I'm 33 years old and I still have no idea where furniture comes from.

DumbDumDumbDumb

Blackout christmas sounds terrifying and sublime

alex dixon—trigg

in case a ready-made theme song helps: Knowing Me, Knowing Zoo

Chris the Friend

The one thing I know about Perth is that God can't see you there.

Alaric

as an employee of ikea I can confirm the intro is completely true, including the accents