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EPISODE 316: A Hard Zero Of Dead Birds (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-08 01:46:42
Imported:
2026-06

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mystery package from Florida, heading towards a billion dead birds, and a duck walks into a bar.

Comments

Sayanne

I have some ideas but I wouldn't dare exposing them to the sharp mind that came up with the "pretend to be french pretending to be American" intro concept

eb

this is an all timer intro for sure

Alex Tey

in case the questions about bird strikes were genuine and not merely expressed for comedic effect/podcasting purposes, here are some answers from my experiences in ornithology and bird journalism! they search for bird strikes by identifying lit buildings with lots of reflective or transparent glass on the lower levels (most window strikes occur at relatively low heights where they can reflect greenery) they know that 80% of bird strikes go unreported because of a study my scientist friend did where they planted extra dead birds around a bird-killing building without telling the people who had been assigned to look for dead birds there, and they didn't find most of them. predators/scavengers and building staff scoop them up first, or the people looking for them just don't notice and yes, in practice we do very frequently round up to one billion birds. and sometimes we also make jokes about bird 9/11

Bryan Zeck

1 vote for isopropyl

Chaya

Enjoyed this intro very much thanks team

UltraCoil

When the comedian of the week theme came on my two cats came to look at the phone and then both walked to the other end of the house. Not me though. I love that shit.

Aidan Scuderi

So what is the podcast’s official stance on skibity toilet? What are each of your individual platforms?

Kyle

being multiple concentric intros deep and getting hit with "monogamé, égalité, fraternité" has irrevocably changed my mindset. is this what cognitive behavioral therapy is

UD-wat

Considering upping my patreon just to express my support for the comedian of the week stinger