Bodysuit 23 #343 (Patreon)

I was! Except I wasn't liking how it was coming out in my head, and then this other fun story with Elaine and Angela came about, so I switched gears. Also the actual story is no way as action packed as the cover suggests. I thought it'd be funny.

In other unrelated news, I hit my weight goal! Well, .4 pounds away, but hey! That's close enough! Took 9 months to lose about 77 pounds. Pretty damn proud of myself, to be honest. Never would I have thought I'd ever lose all this weight. If you had asked me a year ago today I would've been all "bullshiiieeet." I'm gonna go down an extra 5 pounds and call it quits there and focus on tightening up my gut. Here's the tweet with the weekly photo along with the chain of tweets that showed the slow and steady progress. 

And here's unflattering photos of me after getting out of bed. 

So to celebrate I threw my diet out the window for today and bought myself a cookie cake (which I ate half of) and my usual burger king cheat meal I get on Wednesdays. Now I feel bloated and awful and want to barf and die.