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✨HOLY + ICE🧊: Kevin (Patreon)

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2025-04-01 17:00:12
Imported:
2026-06
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Meet Kevin! This is one of my favorite paintings I've done yet. I really resisted the impulse to overwork everything and add unnecessary detail! I love how pure and immediate this painting came out! Kevin looks badass don't you think? What a stud.

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A Thorne

Oh my gosh the detail and the lighting?! It's peak I'm afraid. What a total hottie.

reterosexual

Love what you've done with the line work in this piece 👀

Shakam

I dunno, this seems pretty ambitious, even for you.

bluestreak

Can't wait for the process video here! 🥵

NativeRunner

I like the dimensionality of the genitals in contrast to the torso which is just a line implying the dick is wider than the chest.

David

It's so primitive. It really speaks to me!

The Gutter Witch

I am BEGGING for a Kevin x Seamus pairing! 🥵

Stephen Cutting

Have you ever thought to bring your other characters into the 'card character' universe

Mac Foraday

Strange that we can see his legs through his balls but not the mountains through his dick. Truly, an innovative optical illusion!

Harry Bleckby

Shouldn't his balls be in front of his legs? Unless he's a rare ice minotaur from the sexy frozen ice lands of PenIce...

Jack

Not the way I was legitimately excited when I saw the notification today 😭

Celery Man

thank you 😌😌😌 my finest work

Celery Man

I can share the brushes that I used with you if you want!

Celery Man

oh good idea!! I shouldn't forget to do that!

reterosexual

Yes please! I actually can't wait to see the painting process for this one!

Celery Man

yes. the eroticism of this piece hits on a subconscious level

Celery Man

I'm so happy you like my new style! primitive, naive, ignorant mark-making is what I'm after

Celery Man

I havent but I think that would be fun to do!!

Celery Man

the dick is so powerful it alone has the power to occlude objects behind it

Celery Man

as picasso once did when he founded cubism, I am boldly breaking conventional rules of depicting objects in space. please respect my bravery

Celery Man

hahah soon enough, soon enough 😁

Celery Man

I understand!! art this powerful can make a man lose control

Kybal_Lutra

Can’t wait for his Q&A!

slf-unt

Aw jeez, his sword is mega!1!11

Lorenzo

I know. I was like "huh. kevin's an odd choice of name but I kinda like it." Then I clicked, and cracked up when I remembered the date.

Lorenzo

Perfection. Art is over, for what else could hope to exceed this piece in majesty and splendor?

Skyeanna Malito

How does he not just straight up fall over?

Arthur Charles (edited)

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2026-09-09 08:00 The absolute best work you've done to date. Alien civilizations will come to a decimated Earth millennia from now when all is dust. And from a desiccated husk of a long-dead server, they will extract: KEVIN. And they will marvel. And wonder. And ponder its meaning.
2025-04-04 16:03

David

I think you’ve somehow brought your art from something commercial, to the dawning of a new renaissance. If you haven’t considered selling to a museum before, you should do that now.

Celery Man

I think you're right! calling the louvre... 📞