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Hey Patrons! Well I have something big to announce - something that's been in the works for a while. So many of you were so excited and thrilled when I painted a female character in the Seamus bedroom scene, that I've decided to rebrand this entire account: I am now Celery Woman, and this account will be creating art that celebrates woman-on-woman love, and the beauty of the female form!!

I hope you're as excited about this as I am! I just love sexy hot girls so much. I cannot wait to draw more of them. And I know you guys are gonna love it as much as I do!

To kick things off, let me introduce you to a couple of my original female characters who are very close to my heart! Meet Shaina and Ellie:

These two girls are close friends and roommates! My art will be exploring the romantic connection between them. Shaina is a bartender and Ellie is a graduate student studying marine biology. How will Shaina deal with her repressed sapphic yearning for Ellie? How will Ellie handle the ongoing heartbreak of rejection by someone she knows would be a perfect lesbian life partner? Stay tuned as we explore these young ladies in their journey of female self-exploration!!

Next up I want to introduce you to another character: meet Coach Mom!

She's a tough coach on the field and she demands the best from the girls on her softball team! But she's a protective mom too - she'll drive the girls anywhere in her Subaru Forester, she's pursuing team sponsorships from Lowe's, and her big golden retriever is the favorite mascot in town!! All the girls know they're in good fists--er I mean hands, with Coach Mom taking care of the team.

Well Patrons, there you have it! I'm so excited about this new direction for my artwork - and I'm sure that you are too! Get ready for a long exciting future together where we explore this all-female cast of characters and their stories together!! πŸ‘©β€πŸ€β€πŸ‘©πŸ₯¬ Very truly yours,

Celery Woman πŸ’‹

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Parker

Dude this is PHENOMENAL πŸ”₯πŸ™πŸ”₯πŸ™πŸ”₯πŸ™

Marcin Malinow

I'm particularly excited for the Random Gym Gal tbh 😏

Tobi

Coach Mom ftw! Also happy 1st of April πŸ’―πŸ‘

Zendrick42

I just love women and bazongas so much. I'm excited for this much-needed career pivot ❀️

Kybal_Lutra

I have no words. Long live Celery Woman! May she rule with an iron stalk over all of Queerdom!

collarmehorny

Well at least your bisexual audience will be happy. 🀣

oracles

Now I unironically want to see your female fantasy characters :p

Wink

Haha, were this a TV show, now would be the time that the host runs up to tell you that you were punked (or was it Punk'd).

fakemouse

okay but Shaina and Ellie 😳πŸ₯΅

David

I love it! Why should the gay/bi boys have all the fun? (Assuming this isn't April Fools! 🀣)

gooeycandy

sweet I can finally commission you to draw Marge Simpson

Celery Man

Thank you!! I'm so happy you're on board with this new direction!

Celery Man

I haven't checked my calendar!! I think it's the day where I find my true purpose in the world of art.

Celery Man

If there's one more of my all-female cast of characters I'd like to share with you guys, it would be her πŸ₯΅

Celery Man

Coach Mom is the big protective bull that we all need!

Celery Man

Thank you πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ I accept this responsibility

ClΓ©ment Wymiens

That's one elaborate April Fools, well done 🀣 I applaud the commitment ahaha!

Celery Man

Yes!! All are welcome to join me in the celebration of feminine beauty!

Celery Man

Thank you, it feels great to embrace what I really want to do with my art!

Celery Man

Verrice and Sipha will have to make their appearance some other time, but they will surely be beautiful

Celery Man

I have no idea what you're talking about!!!!!!!!!

Celery Man

Haha it's safe to assume nothing!!!

Celery Man

Oh gooey what joy that brings to my heart. A character whose sexuality I have always wanted to showcase, and knowing that it will make you happy is the cherry on top

Darby's Frontier

BA hahahahahahaha!!! April friggin’ Fools!!! Well played sir, well played…

Caternary Games

I forgot April 1st meant April Fools until I saw this πŸ˜‚ very nice

Murphyus

Ellie doesn’t deserve what Shaina puts her through. And of course Mom drives a Subaru…

reterosexual

I panicked before I saw the date but I absolutely love the effort that you've gone to for today's date πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bravo, my friend. Bravo πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»

erebos0007

I applaud you for listening to your audience and providing what we need

Jonah

A long time coming. Thanks for hearing your fans out! Finally a Celery Man (or should I saw Celery Woman) of the people! 🀣

Celery Man

hahaha I spent so many more hours on this than is warranted for a joke but you know what you only live once and I was having FUN

Celery Man

thank you. there is great strength in female beauty

Celery Man

it's the beginning of a new month and a new journey of self-exploration!!

David

🀣

Celery Man

She's only ever owned Subarus!! She has three old ones sitting around the driveway of her artisanal goat cheese farm in western Mass.

Celery Man

haha this was a high effort gag but I'm happy you guys are getting a kick out of it too!!

Celery Man

never say I don't listen to you guys!!!!

Celery Man

Yes ma'am πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ I am here to deliver what you've been hoping for this entire time!

Hrungnir's Headache

Can confirm. I know this is an April Fools joke, but I'm all for the gay sex, achillian and sapphic!

Hrungnir's Headache

I don't come here for my f/f erotica, but I want to see Coach Mom in a 3-way with your other girls.

ClΓ©ment Wymiens

That's what matters! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»βœ¨

Lutrinae

This is by far the best one today πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

JCalamy

I would fuck with this though…

JCalamy

I bet mama has a strapπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ™πŸ½πŸ€©

Ty W

😱😱😱

slf-unt

But is the Subaru blue like her jersey? πŸ˜‚

amphithundr

Someone on bsky said this I think but the fact that prt of the gag is β€œsurprise! I can draw pretty women too!” Is really funny! A celery stalk of many talents <3

Allan Meyer

Coach Mom reminds me of our school bus driver.

Celery Man

shit let me draw that real quick before midnight!!

Celery Man

yes!! well, it was, before it got covered in dust and mud from driving the dirt road to and from her cabin in rural western Mass

Celery Man

hahaha honestly I never really thought of it that way!! I was lost as hell trying to figure out this... unfamiliar territory 😳

Burt Humburg

I literally joined on 1 April so I took it in stride. And now I get it. Lol.

Celery Man

hahah I promise I'm only silly for one day out of the year 😝

Benjamin Rippel

As someone noted above, it's cool to see your range, Mr. Celery. Happy cutesy April Fools. :)