Newsletter 📰 June 2026 (Patreon)

Hello dear patrons!! Hope you are all having fantastic starts to your summers (or winters, if you live in the southern hemisphere)! Time for an update on everything happening with my art, so you can see what's coming up... :

🥬This month:

Having a blast painting RGB (Random Gym Bro) as the star of a 4th of July special painting! 🦅 I am loving working on all the details in the background of this one - I'm trying to bring to life the sort of American landscape that we've all seen and inhabited, but perhaps overlooked both the beauty and ugliness of. Hope you guys dig this scene. Happy 250th, America!

I'll probably post this one to socials on the 4th of July so I don't miss the holiday, but I'll be posting a clean SFW variant of it (and, maybe attempt to tie it into the new Slayyyter album which has inspired the aesthetic behind this painting a lot!). The NSFW version showing all of RGB's best qualities will remain exclusive on here.

🥬Next month:

I did a pair of polls for the high-tier patrons over the past couple weeks, asking for your help designing a new fantasy character in the D&D-inspired universe!!🐲 The polls let you guys vote on which elements will determine the new guy, and the results are in: you guys voted for CHAOS + SHADOW! I will be designing and painting a new character based on that element combination next month!! You know those Chaos characters tend to be huge monster boys... hmm...

🥬August:

You know what sucks? We didn't do anything to celebrate Father's Day with Coach Dad this year!! Might have to belatedly fix that in August (or one of these months). I have always wanted to repaint the first scene I ever did with him, where he's flipping burgers on the back deck, cause I think I could paint that much better now... might be a good time to take a swing at that.

We also need to check in on Seamus + Eddie + Kal and see how things are evolving over that way. I can't imagine that Seamus's drunken early-morning visit to Eddie's room didn't make some waves... 😬

That's the art update!! Hope you guys see something in there to get excited over. IRL I've been basking in the summer sun and loving it. Husband and I just went down to Providence RI for their Pride weekend and had a blast, I wore some Celery Man branded merch around but nobody recognized it!! Damn, someday someone will, and that will make my whole life.

Wishing all of you guys the very best in your worlds, and hoping you're staying happy, excited, healthy, and looking forward to something fun in the future. You all have my very deepest and endless gratitude for supporting me on here, I can't wait to share more art with you all! 💚💚💚 - Celery Man