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Women know what is best for the male body. And masturbation to release is very unhealthy for you.

Please stop. For your own good.

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Politician's bill to fine men for masturbating as 'act against unborn child' moves closer to law

Under the Man's Right to Know Act, Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission' - although they may be reassured to learn this is a satirical bill highlighting how women have been targeted by anti-abortion laws.

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A law like this should be in the constitution of every country on Gaia. It should be expanded to $10,000 and mandatory prison time in a FEMALE SUPREMACY prison of one year for males not owned by a FEMALE and one month if it is owned.

BetaBeille

I remember this story, and became excited. It would be incredible to live in a world where masturbation is regulated by Women.