Minu the Pig (Patreon)

she's rude, and loud. she never shaves. and most pressing of all, she STINKS.

and she adores just how much she grosses you out. she takes every opportunity to flaunt her scent around you. she'll sneak up behind you when you're chilling at your computer, and suddenly your senses will be assaulted as she shoves her naked armpit against your unsuspecting nostrils. when you're both sitting at the couch, enjoying a movie, she'll lay on her side, her sweaty hole peeking out from under her skirt, and scooch conspicuously closer to you until the aroma of her nether region is impossible to ignore.

the worst news of all is that you are beginning to forget life without her scent. you realize all too late that her species' pheromones wreak absolute HAVOC on human biology. even during the hours you spend at your workplace, where you keep a set of clothes in your locker to avoid contamination with her stink, it's simply so imprinted into your psyche that you can still faintly smell her.

it's too late for you. from now on, her smell is all you know.