March Character Spotlight: Zack Norton (Patreon)

The third in our Character Spotlight series centers on everyone’s favorite Doberman!

The infamous Zack has entered the building, and with a presence like his, we know everyone’s already turning an ear in for an interview that’s long overdue…but the Doberman makes his own hours, and we just do our best to work with them!

Without further ado, he’s giving me a look now, so…

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A broad chest, full shoulders, and a shirt that leaves so little to the imagination that it feels pointless; Zack certainly has a typical look about him, and that white t-shirt is practically begging to be ripped away…to be put out of its misery.

By the time Zack actually sits at the desk and leans back in the chair, the fibers are whining, but somehow, he’s not being a braggart, and he’s certainly not flexing.

“Afraid the sleeves might fall off if you give our audience a real flex?” the interviewer asks. As he does, he pushes a glass of brown liquor across the table, knowing in advance that the Doberman won’t speak for free. “I think this is the longest I’ve seen you go without crossing your arms.”

“Something wrong with being comfortable?” the canine asks. His eyes narrow, but there’s no genuine malice behind a warm, molten caramel stare. “Last I checked, you were all about people being comfortable around here; maybe a little too comfortable.”

“I can’t imagine you’re complaining about the very loose enforcement on the uniform policy.”

The tension becomes thick, until the interviewer cracks a smile behind his notepad. Zack joins in, and before long, they’re laughing as if they’re a pair of old friends that haven’t chatted in far too long a time.

“Gotta admit, I’m pretty happy with how many of your other employees are fans of the ‘clothing optional’ portion of those guidelines, but I’m not the kind to give away the whole show for free. Guess that’s my folks rubbing off on me.”

“Care to elaborate more on that, or on them?”

“Fuck no, but…let’s just say that mom and dad made sure I understood the value of my own body, and my body of work.”

It’s clearly a sore subject for Zack, but he manages to brush off any frustration about it behind another sip of his drink.

“Gotta admire a man who isn’t afraid to put in the work to get what he wants out of life,” the interviewer suggests. “But if you’re not here to talk much about your past, what’s the future got in store for you? I think our viewers are curious what they can expect of a man who’s done it all.”

“I haven’t done anywhere close to ‘it all,’ but I’ve never had a grand goal or a finish line in mind,” Zack explains. “I’m really just living life one day at a time and making the most of each moment. I know I’ve got things set pretty well in my life, but you never know when it might all end, so…why leave any stone unturned?”

“I’d heard you were getting into some more unusual stuff lately.”

“Yeah…never used to be big on the WAM crowd, to be honest, but there’s a whole book coming out about me and this fox, Kasig, and the whole book is a literal mess from start to finish, though that’s probably more to do with the author than the content itself.”

The interviewer cocks a brow at that and leaves his middle finger up just a little too long; Zack doesn’t appear to care.

“I’m also getting a whole book of my own,” Zack continues. “I know there’s a lot of jokes going around already about how my ego couldn’t fit in just one book, so I had to get another, but I can live with a few barbs like that for the chance to be in the spotlight twice.”

“And what’s the second book about?”

“Me.”

Zack knows that he has to explain himself, but the Doberman still takes a moment to grin and pretend that there’s a spotlight looming over his head, as if there’s more than one person listening in on the interview.

“Right, right: it’s about me, but it’s basically about me and a bunch of other people that I’ve worked with in the past. Sort of like if I could have my own greatest hits album, with all my favorite kinks featured…and it’s gonna be the most popular book that the boss has ever written, I’m sure.”

“Considering you’re trying to compete with the Boys Only series, that’s a pretty tall order.”

“I’m pretty sure I’m in a few of those books anyway, aren’t I?” Zack asks, genuinely unaware of what a large literary footprint he’s already left behind. “I’m sure they could chalk up their success to my presence.”

“You’re not full of yourself at all, are you?” the interviewer follows up, keeping Zack on his toes better than most were able to. “Just humble as the day is long and twice as nice?”

“First time anyone’s ever said anything like that about me,” Zack admits, but he’s just playing along, well aware of his reputation; he aims to live up to it. “But since you’re in the business of needling me for the fans…let’s be real. You’re here to figure out what makes me tick.”

“Already know all that, but perhaps you’d be so kind as to share with the rest of the class?”

At that, Zack snickers and takes another sip of his drink. “I mean…the list of what I’m not into is way shorter,” he claims. “I’m the top dog; that’s obvious and no one’s gonna question it, but dom/sub and bondage are just the things I’m most known for.”

“Anything that’s a little less obvious?”

“I like marking my territory, literally and figuratively…nothing better than peeing all over one of my pets when I’m done having fun with them,” Zack answers, not a sliver of shame in his voice. “Whether I let them wash up afterwards or not usually depends on where that happens, but I love when they make an even bigger mess than the one I’ve already left in them.”

The interviewer clears his throat and grabs a drink.

“…Weren’t prepared for me to answer your question so directly?”

“No one quite has your lack of tact, and yet, your impressive ability to maintain such a presence and bring it all together,” the interviewer explains. “I’m sure the fans will be delighted with your answer, but I’m pretty sure we’re still just scraping the surface.”

“You’re not wrong, but those are the big ones, if I’m being honest,” Zack concludes. “There’s other things that I can be persuaded to try, but…at the end of the day, my needs always come first. If someone wants to try and mix their kinks in with mine, that’s fine, as long as they’re okay waiting their turn.”

“Kinda like Sierra and Stephanie have been?”

“Oh; that’s right! They won the audience poll this month, didn’t they?” Zack recalls. “Looking forward to spending a little time with them in the studio. That’s gonna be a first for me…Sierra really lets people fuck her in the garage?”

“Sure does.”

“Awesome. Unless you’ve got some more questions for me-

“There were a few personal questions for you from the crowd, but if you’re in a hurry…”

Zack ponders this for a moment, and a quiet sigh precedes him lifting his drink; another sigh follows his slamming the contents in a single gulp.

“For the record, I am in a hurry, but since people bother me about this kinda stuff all the time…I’m not here for therapy, and I’m not here to divulge my supposedly dramatic past. I get that people want to connect with us…as people, as characters, as all that…but…no one has any sympathy for a rich kid that had distant parents, and if I’m being honest, I’m not looking for sympathy in the first place.”

As he goes on, Zack pulls the drink from the interviewer’s side of the table, but he only steals one more sip.

It’s all he needs to recapture his trademark grin, and all he needs to finish his explanation.

“What I’m looking for is a pair of girls to wrap around my cock, and since the viewers already picked them out for me, it’d be rude to keep them waiting. If anyone has anymore questions about my family and my messed up past, they can use their AMA questions on that, right?”

“Well, yes, b-

“That’s their choice, then. My choice right now is to keep living beyond my situation, dude. If you spend your whole life being handcuffed by what happened to you when you were young, then that thing still controls you…and I choose to empower myself and other victims so we can be more than a title.”

“…I think that’s more of an answer than we could have hoped for, Zack. Say hi to the girls for us, will you?”

“I think we’ll be saying a lot more than that,” Zack confirms. “But I’ll make sure to sneak in a ‘hi’ here or there, where I can. As for my adoring fans…terribly sorry that the boss man decided to be so lazy throughout March, but I’m sure we’ll be making up for that with the new book release!”

The interviewer cocks a brow at that, but knowing that he’s already gotten what time he’s going to get from the Doberman, he steals his drink back and snickers. “Wanna let them know when the book is coming out?”

“Late 2022 or early 2023, we’ll have this project all wrapped up!”

“You heard it here first, ladies and gents. Hope you haven’t had enough of your favorite Doberman,” the interviewer declares, “Because we’ve got a lot more of him to come!”

“And cum,” Zack jokes, as he pushes back from the table.