May 2022 AMA Questions and Answers! (Patreon)

It’s time for the March AMA questions! We’ve got a few good ones for Jace Whitmer, who was more than happy to divulge some rather personal information with all of us this month.

Theodore Ursus wasn’t afraid to mix up business and pleasure.

1. “In what events do you specialize in Track and Field?”

2. “What kinds of parties do you like?

3. “What do you consider a forbidden dalliance?”

The first two were easy, but the last one gave the cheetah reason to pause.

1. “I like to tell people not to judge a species by it’s spots: I’m actually more of a marathon runner than a sprinter, so I specialize in the 1600 meter and the 3200 meter. Endurance matters, too!”

2. “Whatever parties I can get into, dude. Seriously, I’m just as happy sitting around a fireplace playing Uno as I am taking shots off of someone’s stomach in the back of a dive bar…both have their charms, times, and places.”

3. “So, uh…if my sister, Clover, isn’t around…maybe it’s safe to tell you that she totally came onto me one time when I was tipsy, and I didn’t say no? Even though I’m pretty sure my other sister, June, saw what happened? I think that might have been forbidden. She’s not listening to this audio tape, right?”

Dan Landsdowne got right to business with his questions.

1. “Do you prefer to bottom or top?”

2. “What is your favorite sexual memory?”

3. “Where is your favorite place to exercise?”

Jace was scratching his head with the first one.

1. “Wow, that…that’s a good one, dude! I gotta be honest: I’m really happy with either one, but I think I prefer to top, cause being stretched out back there feels a little funny while I’m distance running. Figures that most people seem to wanna top me…”

2. “My absolute favorite? Probably the time that I ran into a couple porn stars while I was in the middle of a race. They were filming a scene in the forest that day, and I totally got a credited role in their movie! I’m listed as ‘hole one and hole two.’ I guess those guys work for JWW now, too…I should really see what they’re up to.”

3. Out in a grassy field! Nothing beats that primal feeling of sprinting at top speed through tall grass in the middle of summer…bonus points if I pretend that I’m hunting something down. I just love it.”

On behalf of Irving, Kayla had just one thing to ask Jace.

1. “Jace: Tell me about your athletic underwear. And length. I…I mean at length, sorry.”

The spotted speedster had a good chuckle at that…and an offer to make.

1. “I’m a Jockey man, through and through. They’re the best brand for keeping me comfy when I’m lounging, and when I need a good pair of compression shorts, nothing can beat that level of comfort. No chafing, no extra sweat…perfect for running long distances in…and speaking of length, Kayla? I respect you being bold enough to ask: just on the other side of 6.5 inches, and I’d be glad to have you verify that in private, sometime.”