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Hey gang, you know the drill, drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

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J-Mart

Ever make a sign for someone at an airport?

J-Mart

Ever tailgate a kids sporting event?

Secretaznman

How trash is carton drinking?

brandon shea

Curious how you feel about remaining prideful in your trashiness while trying to become classy… how do you do both?? Is it possible??

There Can Be Only Juan

Long time listener, first time $5 Bozo. Haven't had one read yet. Is it garbage to dry off after the shower with the clothes you just took off because you forgot your towel was in the washing machine? P.S. Is it garbage to have only one towel?

Keatlovesyouze

$10 homey!! Never had one read. Is it garbage for the wedding to have open bar and a tray of cigs for their guests?

Cody Bryan

$10 homie never had one read before, is it garbage to order fast food late and night and then hid the trash under other trash so you hid your shame and your wife doesnt find out....PS she always finds out

Mikey Likey, Mikey want wingy

Nhod! When's the last time you had to slap the back end of ketchup/bbq sauce bottle at a restaurant? (It was glass and inconvenient for the longest time) butter knife to scoop it out was the move

Graham Yarrington

10$ bozo NHOR - is it garbage if it’s my new goal to fly delta first class just to get the burger ?

Mitchell Hunt

New $10 Homie (NHOR): are you garbage if the DAY after high school graduation your 10th grade science teacher texted you nudes and said, “it’s legal now”. (This was 14 years ago). **or is she garbage**

Wraith Liotta

New $10 hoagie here. (NHOR) Is it garbage if your Mom's signature gravy is made from Pepsi?

Benny

$5 Bozo (NHOR) Is it trashy to buy a rack of sodas at the store, where it’s cheaper, and leave them in your car. Then everyday when you get to work, you take a warm soda from your car, and switch it with a cold one from the work cafeteria.

Richard Gell

New 10 share holder. Never had one read. Is it garbage if your mom went to rehab on your 16th birthday. She got better, but still, couldn't wait a day? New to the pod, love being in the army!

Devin Rosa

10$ homie NHOR, Are you garbage if you put ice in your milk? My grandpa would always drinking a heaping glass of milk with far too much ice

Kippys Real Dad

$10 upgraded homie. Is it garbage if you refer to your hands as shit hooks?

J

$10 homie of international mystery, never had one read. Is it garbage to be told by a close friend who's trying to quit the heaters, "You're too fuckin' cheap to have vices" context: I am sitting on a rock, on campus in between finals, eating a can of great-value chicken ($1.18 per can) with salt and pepper taken from a Dunkin' and opening a can of green beans ($0.56 per can) with a knife.

Wilma Fingerdoo

$10 shareholder, never had one read. Got a couple for ya: Ever shared a stamp to a music festival?

Wilma Fingerdoo

Anything on your property currently covered with a tarp?

Wilma Fingerdoo

Ever driven a vehicle that was using more than one spare tire?

Antonio Chavez

FTLT $10 homie. Is it garbage when a few weeks after your mom and step dad tell you they are getting a divorce they tell you they are pregnant with my sister they named after themselves Bryanna Christine after my step dad Bryan and my mother Christine. Ps they still got divorced it just took an extra 10 years. Pss how garbage is it to think a baby would save their marriage. 😑 psss how garbage is it to have your first adult crisis realizing that you are trash by listening to a podcast. Long live the army of garbage.

TuddysCouch

How many trailer fires you seen? 8 years in the park, I saw at least 3. They gather a crowd and sometimes a few lawn chairs

brandon shea

$5 bozo NHOR, is it garbage to immediately judge the person behind/in front of you in line at the grocery store for the items they are buying?

Kippy's Jar of Skippy

Long time $10 homie. Never had one read. So as we all know the garage fridge is classy. But what if the garage is actually an open air carport? It's not me it's my neighbors and they also have a couch and coffee table out there

donny Walberg

Is it garbage to wear your street/work clothes on your bed? What about in the couch? I like to change into my at home clothes when I get home to keep everything clean

Thomas Brecto

10$ long time, Is it garbage if your little brother chooses salibury steak for his bday dinner?? My parents offer to take us out anywhere and the dildo chooses to stay at home and have sally steaks. Smh

CheeseMeToPleaseMe

Long time homie, never had one read. You ever laughed so hard you shit your pants?

Amanda Veller

$10 homie, long time listener, never had one read. Is it garbage to keep an expired calendar on the wall because you like the artwork?

Joseph Collins

$5 crypto investor. Is it garbage to drive your parents home from your 21st birthday dinner because they were too trashed? Is it extra garbage if they paid for said dinner with a gift card they got for complaining about the food during their last visit?

ExpiredColdCuts

10 dolla holla, never had one read, is it garbage if after taking a rather large rip off the bong you then take a small sip of nyquil cough suppressant to ya know...suppress the cough, asking for a friend

Marcus Olivares

Newly $10 homie here. Is it garbage to throw ant infected cereal in the freezer to kill all the ants and still eat the cereal? My dad did this to me and my older brother back in the mid 90's. I was about 8, he was 14. There was a total of about 8 boxes because it was double coupon day or something. The first box was so traumatic to eat. But luckily our uncle threw them away for us when we stayed at his house during summer vacation. He proceeded to buy each of us our own choice of cereal for the summer.

Zach abbott

Are you garbage if you do a joke world interview and your fuse box door is open in the background. 👀

Anita Heeder

Hey fellas, I think an explanation for all the slang that you guys use may be in order. If you could explain the origin of things like "heavy bike," "chicken sandwiches," etc. Yall been cooking for years, all these new bozos may get lost in the weeds.

Dirty Dave

New $10 homie long time listener, never had one read. I know this is garbage but wanted to share: I dated a girl who’s mom divorced her dad and married his brother. Then the mom had more kids with the new guy. So this girl I dated has an uncle/stepfather, a dad/step uncle, and half sibling/cousins.

Brett Krodel

10$ dollar homie, Never had a question read. Is it garbage to live in a motel for a couple of days because you cant afford to pay the electricity bill that you are 3 months behind on and they shut it off

Daniel Mendes

10 dollar homie here. Haven’t had one read yet. Just saw you guys at the Wilbah. Great show! Is it garbage to purchase an item at a grocery store that was obviously left behind by a customer and is out of place? Example. You see a pack of cheese in the chip aisle and take the cheese and put it in your cart to checkout?

Jen n’ Juice

$1 0 hommie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to teach your sister how to writer her name in crayon on the bathroom ceiling?

david gardner

10$ homie here. N/H/O/R is it garbage to use your brothers EBT card while he’s in jail 50 Cent on a dollar I would send and put money on his books

Dixie Normous

$10.00 homie over here, long time first time. Are you garbage if you grew up drinking Tang instead of OJ? bonus points if you made it with seltzer for a homemade soda.

Michael Starr

Did you watch cartoons as a kid? I seem to be in the minority in that I could never get into cartoons. Even as a kid they always seemed foolish like i was too mature for them.

Lance Bray

$10 homie ova heyah. First day as a homie. You ever run out of gas on the way to work and try to top off the tank with what's left of the vodka you were trying to kill before getting there?

Jack Mack juice

Are you garbage if you have a Jurassic park replica Jeep as your daily driver

Moe Massa

Ever been Bird Bonkin? Drive a truck down an Indiana gravel road as fast as possible with the goal of hitting birds on your windshield because the gravel scares them and causes them to scatter. Typically done DUIing

Ted

Never had one read. Canadian homie. Are you garbage if you do a living liver donation and everyone you know including the surgeon asks how desperate the recipient is to want a chunk of your liver. Bunch of narks if you ask me.

Jon D

New $10 homie, never had one read, are you garbage if you ate all your hot dogs boiled growing up?

Dr. Farts

Long time $10 Shareholder - NHOR Are you garbage if halfway through the day you realize your collared shirt has been on inside out the entire time but after noticing you still refuse to change it bc you can’t let the terrorists win?

AYG Legal Team

Dear Uncle Hank and Aunt Kippy, long time bozo, new $20 homie (no big deal) and first time caller. Is it garbage to drink Coca Cola with peanuts in it. Yes, peanuts. My seemingly normal roommate just revealed a secret treat where he pours a cup of coke and drops in 10-20 salted peanuts in it. We live in Colorado but he’s from Texas originally and said it may be a southern thing. I think it’s pure trash and I’m debating kicking him out. Not sure he can be trusted after dropping this atomic bomb on me. What’s the move here?

Colton Wheeler

Have you ever got a nose bleed while jerking off. ( Henry you know what that means (taps noes)) ps it just happened, im writing this with a nose full of toilet paper)