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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-20 13:12:38
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2026-06

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Hey Gang! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. Thanks for all the support. Love youse!

Comments

Max Stumpf

Are you garbage if the only birthdays you can remember is ya moms and Eminem

#ChickenSandwiches

$10 Basura: Are you garbage if your Walmart still has the lobster tank or ever had one?

Cruz M

$10 hombre- have you or anyone you know ever put sliced ham in the microwave and called it “smoked ham”

Gunnar M

Ever cook raw chicken in a microwave?

All Star Special

Is it garbage to still put “peanut butter shell” on your ice cream?

Alex Tonello

When putting carrots on salad do you cut them into disks?

Duck on Quack

Are you garbage if at your painting job you screw and unscrew an outlet cover for the last hour to look busy

Taco Tycoon

Are you garbage if you depend on bonuses for your wage?

Bobby Russell

10 dollar bozo here never had one read. is it garbage if your discover card gets declined at the lotto ticket machine at sheetz

Gnome Northeast

10$ dollar homie, never had one read, Are you garbage if you live in a vacation condo community year round?

Parker F

Just wanted to thank the homies for a great week last week. Bangers back to back.

Jimmy Jawn’s

$100 homie, never had one read… growing up did you have a gun on the hose or were you thumb people?

All Star Special

Is it garbage to be fake “ambidextrous”? I write with my left hand but do everything else with my right hand (sports, etc)

insertstupidnamehere

Whats you opinion on adults wearing A helmet when they ride a bicycle? If I see a adult wearing A helmet I think they are exercising. If I see a adult with out a helmet I think they are on their way to pick up drugs. Sincerely a adult who doesn't wear a helmet.

Chaconbeeseburger

1000 penny bozo here, Are you garbage if you keep the printed copy of your home inspection results near the toilet for light reading? Constantly looking at all the things I need to fix while doing my business. But never fixing anything, like a proper bozo.

Duck on Quack

Just a genuine question.. $10 homie never had one read, whats the proper move when you take a shit and then realize there is no toilet paper.. im talking in someone elses house or in public

Lester Diamond

Youse ever pick something up with your feet?

JKronk93

Never read yet- not a Q but suggestion. Should have every guest write their name or some phrase and 0123456789. Some people’s handwriting STINKS. Xoxo bozos. Love, Kronk

Kyle C

$10 homie, never had one read...are you garbage if you put Lamborghini doors on a Chevy Cavalier? Back in high school, there was a guy that had the exact same year and model Cavalier as me but in black (i had a navy 2001 Z24) with Lambo doors

Cashmere if you can

First time poster, never had one read! Which is more garbage? Chic Fil A drive thru or Chic Fil A lobby to go try to get a worker to break character? Staff has to use a certain script and they are strict about it so it’s fun for me to try to get them to break character

Stays on the toilet

LTHNHOR. How long have you slept on a bed frame with broken slats and/or broken leg... currently my wife and I are sloping downhill to one side

Big Matty

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a shot glass collection?

Kennon

$10 shithead here NH1R, when do age gaps between sibling become garbage? For example, I’m only gonna be turning 20 this year but my older brother is about Kippy’s age, being almost another 20 years older than me. Please don’t track us down using this info! Love Youse!

Sean Prendergast

$10 Bo Riza. Is it garbage to go see Stuff Island live last Sunday night and miss work the next day cuz ya went Boooozin.

Nico Garcia

$10 Shareholder, NHOR. If my mom smoked throughout her pregnancy, does that make me a Heater Baby? ie crack baby. I was born addicted to bunnies, its no wonder at 41 I still can't quit heaters!

Chris Garcia

Ya ever heated up food on a car engine?

Hulkhoagie

if a paramedic asks you if you seen a dead body while you’re fishing?(pennypack crik) If you spit on a performer at a haunted hayride because they scared you?(he was in a gorilla costume.) If you empty out a heater and fill it with weed? If you call the ice cream man a pollock and your mom made you apologize? Never had one read

brian_weiner

$10 Homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to take the bag out of a box of wine and cut off a corner to get out every last drop?

Doyboy Q

$10 bogo homie never had one read. is it garbage to take a bong rip while you’re on the phone with a potential employer?

Joe

10 dollar homie, never had one read…are you garbage if your toiletry bag has toothpaste smears on it? The ziplock bag ain’t the best toothbrush cover

jasontheryan

$10 Foreman here, is it garbage to get a property survey done just so you can tell the neighbor to cut the trees down that are hanging over into your yard?

Hugh G. Rection

$10 homie. never had one read. AYG if you call sunscreen, “sunblock”

Jalyn

Do you pronounce it across or acrosst

Sean R

$10 homie NHOR. Not a question but has anyone ever told you guys that you're the Bowling for Soup of Podcasts?

2inch Stinger

AYG if you are the first in your family to *marry* a college graduate?

Devon

$10 dickhead here. Is it garbage to put a koozie on a glass at a bar? P.S, I think I know a guy who will buy those extra koozies

Burnies and Briskets

$10 all you can eat buffet here, is it garbage to boo at a High school graduation? P.s. they were selling beer at the stands

Lars Garlic

$10 dollar Homie never had one read. Ever spilled something while cooking and instead of cleaning it up you called the dog into the kitchen?

Brett Krodel

10 dollar homie never had one read. How many times have you fist fought your dad.

Mister Gambini Alabama Yoot Law

If you could have one athletic ability what would it be? IE slam dunk, perfect slapshot, wicked curveball, 360 flips etc. it can’t be a whole thing like “id be good at basketball”

Big Tuna

Is it garbage to use your shirt in place as an oven mitt cause you’re lazy? I just wrap the bottom of my shirt around my hand a couple times and boom oven mitt

Leaky

Are you garbage if you leave a case of water in the car because you’re too lazy to carry it in? (it’s my on the go water now)

Patty O'Furniture

If you make a donation online, do you make your name public or anonymous? Is there a $ threshold to making it public?

1millerlight2glasses

10$ homie, is it garbage to cash your paycheck at the bar, had a local place that used to let me cash my check there.

Fran Martin

You boys ever try an hold a shit in on a motorcycle

Cameronisonfire

Is it garbage to sous vide your dinner in a sink?

TuddyFick

$10 c-pap. Do you or any relatives pronounce the L in salmon?

Unlimited Chill

$10 homie here, might have had one read. How many times has your last name changed? Never a good sign when a kid was one last name then another.

RoyEMunson

Anyone you know vacation in Branson?

Foley’s_lost_son

NH1R. $10 investment consultant. Is it garbage that my mom moved her new girlfriend in while my dad was still living in our driveway in a camper. The week after my mom took us to Philly to meet her “friend” she took us to Outback Steakhouse and came out to me and my sisters. The next weekend Judy moved in while dad was still sleeping in the camper in the driveway.

Devil Stick Disco

$10 homefry NHOR. AYG if you have a drawer filled with unopened chopsticks and fortune cookies because (as a single guy) I order enough for the restaurants to think it’s serving 3-4?

jake garcia

$10 bozo here, FTLT, never had one read. It garbage if you spit in the urinal after you squeeze the lemon? I hit the urinal with a nice spit at work (white collar office boi) without thinking about it

Scranton Sanitation

$10 Hoagie here: is it garbage to sign autographs as your famous lookalike? My dad has been mistaken for Larry Bird so much that he’s just really leaned into it. P.S. sorry Larry, please don’t sue us.

Drew

Is it garbage to use a mini fridge as a night stand

Foley’s_lost_son

NH1R CEO of the bathroom Is it garage my mom had to pick my sister up from police headquarters at 2 bc dad caught a dui coming home from daycare (the bar).

Gene Parmesan

2013 $10 pack of heaters here. What do you call the bottom third of your beer? My friends and i call it the ass of the beer.

Breckfist

$10 junior executive sponsor - never had one read. Are you garbage if you run out of milk at your Dad’s house and he has you substitute cherry Kool-Aid for your Fruity Pebbles? Side note - dinners often were centered around the family sized Banquet Salisbury Steak

Kman96

$20 Wawa slum lord! Never had one read. Is it garbage if you tip $2 on a bucket of beer? Was in Nashville not too long ago and ordered a bucket of Miller and ask to close it right away. 6 millers came out to $70 and i tip the bartender 2 bucks cause all she did was poor ice in a bucket and threw the beers in. PS she picked up the receipt and said "really?" before i walked away!

Big Ziti the Sauce Monkey

Are you garbage if as a kid you told everyone your family had "Lakefront property" because our property backed onto a storm basin/sump. For context, we lived on long island where there are no lakes.

Phillip Oliver Wholes

First time long time never had one read. Are you garbage if you’re a 22 year old broad & paying installments on your legal fees/DUI lawyer with your first credit card you got 2 weeks before? They were state park rangers not police and on the ride to jail he was listening to JRE so I recommended AYG, and he subscribed and started listening before I made it to holding. So shout out if your listening officer.

Phony Robbins

Ever know anyone who waters their lawn by just standing in the yard and spraying a hose?

Ethan Brockelman

$10 homie when I can move some cash around, if you know what I mean. Is it garbage for your mom to cash in you and your sisters savings bonds to get a couple of drinky poos?

FoleyCannoli

$10 bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad "bought" video games by renting them at Blockbuster and then burning them on blank DVD discs for your Playstation back in the day?

TakaTaka4Lyfe

$10 stockholder, is it garbage to start praying for the spins to go away when they get really bad after drinking

Dillon Vrablic

Trashiest bday gifts you have gotten. My uncle used to send me a ‘nice’ empty cigar box for my birthday every year through ups

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to insist that tomatoes are a fruit because "they have seeds"

Foley’s Making A Comeback!

Last month I can be a $10 homie never been read. Is it garbage if you use self checkout for a full carriage of groceries?

Breckfist

$10 🗑️ philanthropist - never had one read. AYG if you have ever had a le bra on your car?

MVYHEM

Youse ever had Nutella on a gramcracker? Call that an indoor s'more Good eating The other day I ate a whole bottle of Nutella and Ritz crackers made lil Sammy's

Brett Jelinek

10$ homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage if your wife comes home with a rotisserie chicken in a plastic seal bag instead of the normal plastic container?

Emmet Burke

Euro Bozo, is it garbage to grill at the front of the house?

Jake Karlin

have you ever taken backup to a funeral?

Lloyd Braun

$10 Homie Never had one read. What's the acceptable number of campers (RVs) to have in your yard? We currently have three. Two are ours and the other is temporarily housing the in-laws.

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage to: 1. Get a gift card for your wedding 2. Find out it’s only for $20 when you go to use it. 3. It be from your grandma

Cool Uncle Mike

KIPPY!! You need the phrase "I Do Not Understand What You Are Not Understanding" in your life! Longtime $10 Homie in Seattle

Aunt Tuddy’s Dealer

10 dollar board member here NHOR Is it garbage if I blow my nose into dirty laundry then leave it there till wash day

TBone_McGriddle

$10 Homie, Never had one read Did your parents ever exercise?

Major Paint Eater

What's the judge's ruling on smoking cigs in the shower? Bonus points of it's menthol? You could save time by not having to brush your teeth with that minty Newport breath

Hayden

$10 shaboingboing, never had one read. Is it garbage to put the good meat in the back of the shelf while at the supermarket? They mark it down close to the sell by date, so if you hide it good enough and come back in 2 days, you're getting ribeyes for half off.

Shippy and Moley

$10 Homie NHOR When exiting a aisle at a event do you go ass to crotch or crotch to crotch? I recently told my husband I do crotch to crotch and he was on the floor laughing. I guess he never noticed (I just don't wanna rub my ass on someone's crotch)

Hometown Hogie

New $10 homie here, is it garbage if you use string cheese for a grilled cheese. Tings going not so guud.

Joshua Meinke

$10 Cowboys fan from California that prefers Android phones over iphones. First time long time. Is it garbage to be 38 and still work at the same grocery store you shopped at as a kid? I am the Assistant Store Director of a Savemart store called Foodmaxx and it is in Modesto California. Scott Petersons home town.

Bagged Milk

Long time Canadian homie Have you ever burnt a uniform from a job you quit/got fired from?

Coochie Mane

Does anyone in your family still have the decoration piece of peppers in the glass bottles in the kitchen

Kevin B.

$10 homie, never had one read. Ever have to set up a payment plan for an underage drinking ticket?

Coach Basura

$10 reference. NH1R. Ever forget your towel at the gym and have to dry off with your workout clothes?

JehovahThickness

$10 ozempyy never had one read before. Is it garbage if when you’re out and someone asked for a light and you hand them a long grill lighter.

TJ B

$10 soldier in the AOG. Do you ever pregame dinner with another dinner? My wife and I will pregame Korean barbecue with a “snack” from Arbys. The “snack” usually entails a roast beef sandwich, large fries, mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers

Commando Brando

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to squat over a running dehumidifier to dry your balls and ass crack efficiently? Works like a gem every time.

Burnie Sanders

Have you ever needed to get the Heimlich maneuver?

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 401K NHOR - Is it garbage to have all 3 of your kids before bed line up and each take a melatonin as part of their bedtime routine? (A family I know does this and their kids all line up like the sound of music and they each pop a Melly Mel and go night night)

Banjo Pickin Dope Grower

$10 Pennsyltucky trash here, never had one read. How many taxidermised animals are too many? Counting fish we have 31 in the living room alone but you should see our taxidermist’s place. (He also lives with his father, an Elvis impersonator) Not a square inch of empty wall left in that trailer.

Big man is cool in my book

$10 repod escalade here . With the 4th of july coming up, Is it garbage to record fireworks ?

BofaDeezNutz

Is it garbage to call masturbation, playing the Yankees? I'm on game 7 with the Yanks and I'm up 3 nuthin

Burnie Sanders

Have you or anyone in your family tried to poison someone or been poisoned by someone?

Big man is cool in my book

$10 hangover here . How old were you when your dirt bagginess really began ? I was 18 when I found out that as long as you pay a bill within 30 days of the due date, it doesn’t affect your credit and from there on out I have been a professional plate spinner.

Dempsey Group LLC

Top ten trashiest gas station snacks/foods for car trips? Do funions crack the top ten? Are zebra cakes even a discussion? Now that we're leaving Street Road to head to that there Shore, we need to know!

Libby

When your sunglasses are not on your eyes, where are they? I say front of neck pretty trash, back of neck even trashier. I’m a wear them like a headband gal myself.

Brett Jelinek

Is it garbage if you keep your father's ashes in a Michael Meyers Funko pop?

Traci Lee

Are you garbage if you want a refund for the 20% that the AYG card game is on sale for, since you bought yours as soon as they came out 🤣😂

FoleysFootFungus

Good afternoon fellers. $5 cheapskate here. Are you garbage if you accidentally call a client “toots” after I listened to you scumbags for a long weekend? I have a meeting with HR tomorrow at 9am.

Fank Holey

$10 on pump 5. Is it garbage to use dental floss a few times before tossing? My gramps use to hang the used piece of floss on the mirror to reuse later that evening. He only stopped once the Alzheimer's got him

Porky Polak

$10 homeslice here, do you wash below your knees when showering? My shins haven’t seen soap in about two decades

AYGwillickers

is it garbage if you're disabled and you secretly wish you were more disabled because you never got your make a wish?

Sam j

$10 shimsh-shard here. Is it garbage to know which local restaurant has a deal going on on any given night of the week and that’s the only place you’re ordering from. Example on Mondays our burrito spot does $5 burritos. On Tuesday our burttucis does buy one get one free pizzas etc

Brother James Lake

20 dollar homie never read. Is it garbage to take extra grocery store shopping bags? Because they fit your small garbage cans in your home? I am one cheap b****** and realized years ago that nobody says anything if I grab a handful.and stick him in the bag. Love you boys. Love you uncle hank ❤️

B

Matt - $40 overdraft fee - FTLT - is it garbage to say good morning when you walk into the liquor store?

Gearbox

$10 homie, Never had one read. Is it garbage to be in a wedding where the wedding party doesn't know each other til the day of, because people had to work during the bachelor party and rehearsal dinner?

HAT

Garbage to take a picture with an ipad?

Foleyvillepop2

10 buck chump. Never Been to the big show. What did your family not do and you grew up to learn everyone should be doing. We never had q tips ( literally don’t know if my ears were ever cleaned) and dusting of any kind. Should see my moms ceiling fan.

HotdogEggs

Hamilton Homie here! NHOR Ridin' a dirt bike on a neighborhood street with a cooler between your legs? Witnessed this happening the other day in St. Pete(s)

Carter

Never had one read. Is it garbage to microwave your Swedish fish? I like to nuke a handful of those bad boys for about 7 seconds until they get a little warm and soft. (Don’t knock it til you try it) -Philly Dirtbag

Mikey G

Alright, $10 homie, got a question I need answering. Is it garbage if your neighbor is growing tomatoes and cucumbers in the grass area near the curb in front of the apartment complex? Keep in mind we live in Brooklyn, and it's right by the street. My friend says it's nice that they're doing it, I think it's disgusting and an open invitation for rats. You're basically inviting them for dinner every night. Also, would you accept any of these vegetables knowing that they're rat food and probably covered in hobo urine? Thanks boys. - Mike

Lawrence Serrano

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage to put a bandana on a dog

Ryan Steinwascher

$10 homie here, FTLT is it garbage to reach out to your favorite podcasts producer for date ideas during a Chicago vacation to impress a girlfriend? PS thanks toby red hot ranch and au cheval was great.

Brooha 5000

$10 homie never had one read: Have you ever kept an empty bottle of liquor as a trophy? My college roommate and I got our asses kicked by a bottle of Absolut freshman year. But we took it's head. The empty bottle resided in our dorm/house all 4 years of college as a warning to all future booze.

Mike Oxpurple

10 doubloon homie, is it garbage to stand in an empty parking spot and tell people they can’t park so your dad can move the car over

Omar Al-Amin

London $10 homie here…. Is it garbage to not include the UK as an option to post AYG cards out to?? Why Australia and not England? Bozos! (Also come and tour over here!!)

Eric Parpart

You’re rolling in to a party. Rank the denomination of beers from classiest to trashiest- 6 pack, 12 pack, 18 pack, 24 (case), 30 pack. Follow up- do the rankings change depending on brand and can vs bottle?

Andres Nunez

$20 dollar piece of trash never had one read big fan is it trash to bring a deck of cards(uno) to apple bees while we wait for the food

Eric B

$10 hoagie hunter here. Have you ever eaten Oreos with a fork? You stab the cream and dip the whole cookie in milk. Classy move

Two Tone

$10 Disciple, first time long time. Is it garbage to cut and serve frozen pizza to your guests on the box it came in?

Bill Brasky

Is it garbage to wear basketball shorts as a bathing suit? I’m 36.

Foley Is My Spirit Animal

$10 Homie never had one read ….is it garbage too cut open a 2 Liter bottle of Mountain Dew and use it as a cereal bowl? Lil tang of them fruity pebbles lol

Nick Farino

$10 greenbeaner. Is it garbage if you have to resubscribe to the Patreon because your card got declined?

JAM

Is it garbage to go to a nightclub in a mall?

hotdoggo

$10 homie NHOR, is it garbage to use a 1 cup measuring spoon as a replacement to a ramen spoon because you're too lazy to clean any silverware?

The Wudderboy

$10 shareholder NHOR, Is it garbage to serve subpoenas in high school for your mom’s law office because it’s cheaper than a real cop? I quit after some Russian guy at a wrecking lot said he wanted to show me something and dug under the counter

Jack Madadov

$10 bozo nhor ever put hot sauce on your spaghetti when you're out of tomato

aj k

10$ long time homie, ever consumed the drink product known as "Bug Juice"

Ray Greeko

Is it garbage to cut the netting out of your bathing suit?

Daniel J Garcia

Is it garbage to bring your girlfriend to see your favorite comedians live… on her birthday? See youse in Albuquerque in September!

Gravy Seals

Hey fellas, $10 bozo here. Is it garbage to go grocery shopping in your pajama pants, a stained tank top, and a pair of furry slippers?

Thomas Kennard

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if your buddy working at a gas station sells you a pack cigarettes for a dollar because the place didn’t have a scanner, you just punched in the price. For reference this was 2001/2002ish

Heater Griffin

$10 Dumpster NHOR Ever catch a whiff of your own breath?

Willy Costigan Jr.

Is it garbage if you build a questionable tree house platform in your grandparent's 100ft oak tree, then move the trampoline under it and jump off? My buddy jumped the first time, and his knee came up and hit his chin and he bit clean through his tongue.

Emerson Stratton - $10 Shareholder

$10 Shareholder, NHOR. Have you ever dined at a double slash? My hometown had a Taco Bell/KFC/Pizza Hut all under one glorious roof!

Emerson Stratton - $10 Shareholder

$10 Homie, NHOR. Have you ever "cleaned" your apartment by just shoving everything into the oven before guests arrived?

Reuben Staton

$10 homie never had one read. Youse guys ever been in the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile?

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR. AYG if you are comfortable just grabbing ketchup from the booth behind you at a diner?

Cody Bourque

Thought Foley was having a stroke during the Rocket Money ad read on today’s ep

William Beats

NHOR. Is it garbage to dress your 6' 4" cousin in an ape suit and drop him off across the lake to convince your dad he saw Bigfoot?

Zacharoni

Is it garbage if you play the game on road trips where you add the word "Anal" to the name of every camper or RV you drive past? For example, a camper with "Ambassador" on the back of it now becomes "Anal Ambassador"

Cody Bourque

$10 Homie here - My first job was at a gas station and if a guy looked well off then I’d double scan one of his snacks when checking em out and then go grab the second one for myself. Gotta double scan so you don’t fuck up inventory. My manager played ball.

Jon Cherryjello

When was the last time you put something on layaway? Our school clothes growing up were always bought that way.

Heck No Mister

$10 homie NHOR- is it garbage if you can’t puke in the toilet? I grew up puking in a bowl then dumping it in the toilet afterwards, and now I’m 27 and still think a toilet’s too nasty to have my head in there 😂

Jack Van Sant

Have you armpit farted in the last 365 days?

yellowbirddd

KIPPY!! $10 Hoagie NHOR - please do a segment on beef n beers and related stories! I'm garbage cause I'd never heard of beef n beers til I met my Philly wife! 🦅

Gleep Glorp

$10 greaser, never had one read. Is it garbage to jump from the roof of your two story house into the backyard swimming pool? Asking for a friend. Love youse!!!

use me like a telescope and look at Uranus

Former 20 buck share holder now a 10. Homie Never had one read Is it garbage to eat can soup out of the can cold on lunch break? And if you forget your spoon, drinking the soup out of the can. I've been jammed up at work a few times!

Shakin’ Tits and Takin Shits

$10 Homie, first time long time. Are you garbage if your mom says she has a degree in “Domestic Engineering” (she doesn’t work)

Ian McCaskill

$10 homie never had one read - is it garbage to be allergic to one very specific food item? My roommate gets bumps all over the back of their throat when they eat Subway chicken teriyaki sandwiches

Behemoth Rhapsody

10 bucks homie never had one read: ever see your dad cry?

ChederCheese

$5 fuck here, nhor Is it garbage if you bring a change of clothes to work and shower there before you go out at night? Also it's a stall shower and we dump the mop water down the drain

Rabidmonkeyman

10$ homie, never had one read, youse gettin your paper plates at Costco?

ConDog

$10 New Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you work in a restaurant, collect the eaten steak off of plates, say it’s for your dog, but it’s actually for you. Context: these broads spend $100 for just one bite of a 10oz steak, and I don’t have a dog.

JohnPaul

10$ DOLLA hoe, Neva-Eva had one read. Growing up which do you think you heard your parents say aloud more often. “I love you” or “Oh my god I can’t live like this anymore, I just can’t.”

A-Dog Stormrider

$10 Princess NHOR Youse ever got suspended for a week from a restaurant gig for getting into an altercation with another employee, and turn that week of "punishment" into a week of getting trashed w/ the Bois and trippin on LSD?

Ashton

Is it garbage if your dad is your boss but he doesn’t own the company

Milk Farts

$10 homie, still bangin'. Are pork chops finger food?

Bryce Napier

$10 homie here. Have had some read (pretty cool). Do you trim your nails at the same time or just as needed? I just chewed down a pinky but left the other cause it ain't too bad

Whiteboyphil420

$10 shareholder. Is it garbage to donate blood at work because you forgot to pack lunch that day and knew they would have food at the drive?

Delonious Fünke

$10 bozo never had one read. Is it garbage to pick your teeth with money? Back in the day if my dad had something stuck in his teeth he would pull a dollar out of his wallet and use it as a tooth pick. Didn't realize till I was older how fuckin gross it was

James Benson

Bring Rainey back on to promote his new book! And all the rest of the Philly gang while we're at it, all of their episodes are heaters!

nickf

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to say “halfin to” instead of “having to”

TJ L.

$10 bizo here, is it garbage to recreate famous fast food dishes at home. Ex; BigMac, quarter pounder

Lance

$10 dirtbag here is it garbage to kiss your Uber drivers ass on every trip to bump up your rating?

C N

$10 garbage bag here…Ever been electrocuted by Christmas lights?

Joe Frohwitter

10$ H R director bossman. Is it garbage if you've ever had to do a heist with your dad and sister? Dad installed an ac unit for a customer and they didn't want to pay. Dad said court would take to long and cost to much.So we went in the middle of the night. Took a steak to shut up the neighbors dog. Cut the lines and ganked it . Love yous

NeverHad1Read

Is it garbage if you and your boy do a tandem proposal to your girlfriends at the local sports bar? Witnessed this last Tuesday and the second proposal took over a minute for a yes.. they were arguing by the time I left.

Basura!

South of the border homie NH1R! Is it garbage to get botox while on vacation? Growing up in Puerto Vallarta it was very common to see some of the American and Canadian women getting fillers done for under half the price.

Jawn Doe

$10 Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to pour out your room temp water into the dog bowl so you can get fresh cold water?

Monica Willis

Youse know the phrase “yard sale-ing”? Like, “I’m going yard saleing with my grandma on Saturday!”

FoleyGuacamole

Is it garbage to charge $1.99, $19.99 etc. at a garage sale? My neighbor did this last weekend

Your Fellow Man

Long time hommie never had one read. Are you garbage if you brush your teeth AND eat your breakfast in the shower?

PeanutbutterandJimmy

Recovering bozo, now in the $10 homie program. Yalls ever seen the green mamba burn a car in half?

MrSimpson

10 dollar home, never had one read. Is it garbage to buy most of your household snacks from the dollar store? P.S. a lot of snacks you two have talked about are available at my local dollar store ie. Utz, Herrs, pennystick pretzels. Those aren't available at the grocery stores here in Michigan

Jb Henry

Is it garbage to take your drivers test more than once in your twenties

Mr. Don Keyballs

I'm back from BozoLand to reclaim my Homie status Shit gets real scary in Bozoland

Glugger's Pub

$10 shareholder, NHOR. Is it garbage to tie a rope to the back of an atv and attach it to a sled and rip the kiddos around the yard?

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you try to kill a pest with something that wasn’t designed for that purpose. For example my grandpa had a woodchuck in his garden and instead of a normal deterrent or trap he gave it ExLax.

Choc City Shuey

$10.00 vested member here wondering if it's trashy if you use your girl's fancy shampoo like cologne, from your hair to the tits to the giggly bits... smelling pretty dam good if I say so myself

AnonymousDogDad

$10 holla. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you put all your coworkers contacts in your phone with the same contact picture so you can quickly identify and don't accidentally text them? I learned my lesson a long time ago after accidentally texting the old HR lady who had the same name as my girlfriend at the time. Details of said text shall remain a mystery, but let's just say the HR lady was not into role play.

Sure

$10 homer NHOR have you ever called a teacher mom?

Canadian Trash

$13.50 Canadian homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to still call it the new addition when it's been it's been over a year?

Hugh Janus

$10 bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage to use a name that sounds unintentionally dirty, like Jen Italia, so when they announce your name for an order, the whole place gets a chuckle. Saw an elderly man do this at a crab shack and his buddies lost it.

TySki

10$ associate, NHOR. Youse ever use your swiffer to kill hard to reach bugs around the house? I haven't had swiffer pads for months but I use my swiffer all the time.

Alex Bitzel

$10 shareholder. Is it garbage if the dollar store in your small hometown burns down and is rebuilt on multiple occasions?

Joe

NHOR is it garbage to do your own dental cleaning with dental tools you ordered off Amazon because you're jammed up and don't have dental insurance?

TheSexActChrissyDidToYanniToGetThePodBack

$35 homie ($10 Patreon $25 over draft fee) never got one read. Is it garbage to be trespassed from your neighborhood McDonald's for getting free refills with the Christmas themed cup?

BealeCat

$10 NHOR is it garbage to pay for drinks and snacks from the gas station with gold dollars you got from the tooth fairy when you were a kid?

BaddieFoley

Do you say you scratch something or that you itched it? For example it, my back is all red I just got done itching it. Garbage

isetthem

From your boy Charlie, Is it garbage to go to a swapmeet/flee market where you're able to openly drink alcohol?

Jack McGurk

$10 dollar shareholder never had one read, 1 is it garbage if your dad took you and your siblings to go drink in the parking lot of the Linc and watch the spectrum get demolished

Pinto - Fattest Maximus

$10 Executive, AYG if you been attacked by fire ants multiple times? Both on land and in water.

FLOP SWEAT COMEDY

You ever take down the tire swing after getting a flat?

Jake Jones

peeing in-between the trash cans in the hallway of the movie theater real quick so you can get back to the movie fast (yes I was drinking)

Richard Gell

When are we gonna connect the pateron with Spotify and get the bonus stuff there?

Mikey Motorcykey

Is it garbage to walk past an empty bathroom to piss outside? Live in the city, so “outside” is the back parking lot of a bar

Mikey Motorcykey

Is it garbage for your favorite movies to be Boondock Saints and Green Street Hooligans?

Mikey Motorcykey

AYG if your dad had an Ice House and called it the Jack Shack?

C. Willy Schwenzfeier

$10 homie here. Is it garbage if the police set up a mobile surveillance tower in your apartment complex’s parking lot?

Mary

Is it garbage to have local radio stations on speed dial so you can be the first one to call in when you know the answer to a question on air? Free prizes are at stake.

Ace the Homie

Ever buy the reusable popcorn tub and soda cups from the movie theater? Tough look walking back in with them for the refill the next time.

Ex-foley-ator

Do ya point the key fob at the car when unlocking it

Smashing Blumpkins

Is it trashy that my parent's dog gets loose on a regular basis? My dad drives around the neighborhood with chicken culets trying to entice that little fucker into the car.

Pie O My

Ever take a piss while you're crying?

Meredith

What up gang never had one read! AYG if you brush your teeth in the car? Growing up my dad would be “running late” to take us kids to school and it became a habit for him to bring a plastic cup, fully loaded with water along side toothbrush and paste and brush his teeth on the way to drop us off. Always paranoid someone would see us on the way and would just absolutely destroy me in class. He still does this shit by the way. I am now 35 years old.

Forrest Dump

When you see a big dog, do you say "bet he takes huge shits" ?

Jesse

$10 PA homie (Pittsburgh/Sheetz homie, not Philly) NHOR - is it garbage if I don't want strangers to think I'm a loser so I often introduce my sister as my wife? (she's cool with it)

Carlos Jimenez

$10 primo here Are you garbage if you’re listening to are you garbage while at an all in inclusive resort in puerto Vallarta and have old patreons episodes downloaded for the flight back to San Diego. PS my moms been apart of this timeshare for 25 years and is at master international level.

Ronnie by Nature

$10 home run, do your household doorknobs match? Almost every door in my house growing up had a different knob… one door had a sloppy spackle job covering a hole I punched, but I digress.

D.roe

$10 homie, NHOR. Are your garbage if your phone charger cord was cut and you just stripped the ends back and wire-nutted it back together?

test

Is it garbage to keep your boxer briefs even though it’s basically a g string ?

Gabriel Gonzalez

$10 manhole cover here Is it garbage to have designated breakfast soda?? For example mine is big red and Mexican coke

Mr. Neptune 2022

$10 shareholder here. Is it garbage to wake up early on a Saturday to be in the first 100 customers at a gun store so you can get a free t shirt?

Shanelle Topp

$10 Canadian homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you were the go-between for your parents when they divorced around the age of 12/13? They couldn’t talk to each other, so I was handling the cheques and receipts and plans going back and forth. 😂 Had its advantages though. Sometimes you could play both sides against the middle.

Jesse Ray

Just for discussion. People using a cart at a dollar store, in Canada the dollarama’s have carts with a tall pole attached to them so they can’t leave the store. It’s a tuff look.

Anita Heeder

Is it garbage to burn through the whole $10 tier' backlog in 3 months? P.s. I can't swing $20 sorry fellas

Mason

It is garbage if you treat the local creek swimming spot as a beach since it has a bed of stones on the side? Ps: a bridge with busy traffic runs over

Derrick Rogers

Long time listener, $10.00 dollar taco investor...... Got to make sure Kick-Ass Kippy, Fabulous Foley, Tubular Toby, and a guy named Luis? Are you garbage for bringing your own cheese to McDonald's? When we were kids McDonald's had a promotion $0.39 hamburger days on Wednesdays and 49 cent cheeseburger days on Sundays, so Wednesdays we would bring our own cheese sit into a secluded section of the fine establishment that is the Mac Donald's. Also took plenty of enjoyment knowing we were getting over on the man

Green 97 escort wagon, one red door

Long piece of shit, $10 problem. Dude keeps coming into the sauna hanging meat at my gym. I wear my gym shorts which have built in undies (no big deal) this guy just raw dogs the wood bench and tries small talk...I know it's garbage, your suggestions to correct trash gym etiquette?

MooseinLowell

You ever finish a crossword puzzle?

Hank

Long Time criminal, is it garbage to smell your finger after you scratch your ass

Meatball150

10 dollar homie out of Huntsville AL, never had one read. Is it garbage if you put off yard work until you get thr "courtesy" notification from the HOA... then look at the potential fine to determine if putting it off longer is worth it?

Poopy pants

Is it garbage if you have 3 sisters named Heather? And an Aunt Heather too?

Matt

Are you garbage if you want Foley to jar his Ozempie burps so that the homies can get a smell of his airplane clearing mouth farts?

Turlet won’t flush

$10 Foley’s bastard child here, Is it garbage to pull up to a convenient store blasting music windows down and keep it on while you go in. Bonus points if you light up a heater afterward while music is still going.

Abbie Nelson

$20 KayJay’s biggest broad here… is it a screw gun or a drill?

13 Bologna Sandwiches

Long time home, first time Q. Is it garbage if your dad taught you how to pick locks when you were a kid, after you found his lock pick set? He also said the only rule is to not let anybody see you

Shady2007

LTL NHOR. $10.00 homie. Can Kip or The Big Man please explain saying “Also Too”??? This catches my ear about 50 times an episode … is that a Philly thing? That has to be garbage speak. Not hating … proud Baltimoron here. I can’t be the only one who notices this. Are you garbage if you add unnecessary words to sentences? Love youse guys. Show is tremendous.

Rex

10 dollar bozo looking to settle something, is it ketchup or catsup?

Mook

10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage to turn your pool shed into a pot shed? It used to have pool toys and chlorine in it but now it has 4 bongs, a couch, a tv, and a Nintendo 64.

Ethan Herman

Is it garbage if your dad is scared of roller coasters?

My Cousin Ian

Is it “Bless You” or Blesh You”?

Zach

Brand new $10 waste management consultant never had one read. Ever own a car bra?

MattZaps

New/old 10$ homie Is it garbage if your Patreon payment gets declined every other month? I’m a reoccurring homie!

Bean Machine

$10 dogshit, NHOR AYG if you’re a lil too buzzed so you sit down to pee, just incase. PS, the wife has a gnarly left hook

Foleyvillepop2

Never Ben Read. Is it garbage if you call hanging out with your kids without the old lady “babysitting”

Sergeant Sizzli

10$ Foley never had one read Does the 5 second rule apply if you drop the food between the stove and fridge?

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

TEN DOLLAR HOMIE NHOR.... Ever had a friend's parent or a relative tell you to stop / slow down on how much food you're eating at a gathering ? I had quite a few incidents where an Uncle or a friend's Mom put me in check for scarfing all the zah. Love Youse !!!

Alyssa whitworth

Is it garbage if you uploaded your video to be on the show and didn’t say SHIT you actually wanted to say lmao 😂

Rich Hoffmann

10$ homie here, never been read. Is it garbage if you purchase the dinner voucher offered by the venue AYG is performing at to save a little caysh? Love yous!!!

Notorious B.U.G.

$20 dollar shareholder, NHOR, Is it garbage to have a destination wedding to limit unwanted family and friends at the event?

Foleys popped yoga ball

3 year homie is it garbage to ice cream for dogs? They both got a little sick so I rolled the dice on a peanut butter flavor and it went down smooth

Sharron Watson

Does Toby know Yamms? As in hot mulligans yamms fest?

HammerTraining

Hi! $10 Homie “Is it garbage if you reprint the previous purchase receipt at the local gas station because you know if it says “car wash” on the receipt, you get to take your car through a free car wash since the place is none the wiser…” Love youse!

Jerknowitzki69 aka the albatross

Note dame tattoos? Bonus points if you got it in high school on your friends kitchen. And fighting Irish tat is right of passage for north east Irish dirt bags

New Guy Fluke

$10 homie, first question ever What age is it acceptable to have Kippies hairline? (Im 25 btw and it’s going quick)

Casey Venema

Long time bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage to pay your Applebee’s half-price appetizer with debit card you get paid for blood plasma on?

Wade Boggs Beers

Life Hack?? Do you dent the can or twist the tab in a specific way, so you know what beer is yours?

Dingus

Yo youse ever use a swifter wet jet on the walls or ceiling?

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

Is it garbage to put deodorant on not just your pits but your body as well? For example, I put it on my pits, stomach, & chest before bed bc I sweat so much.

Shtinkle

$10 homie here NHOR Are you garbage if you know and keep up to date on drink and combo deals at every gas station in your town?

dodgedartmanual

TDH, NHOR. Are you garbage if you wore a sweater to your first communion while every other kid wore a suit?

LocalPizzaBandit

$10 homie is it garbage if your dad's best friend printed out his degree and has it hanging in his office... he didn't go to college and they never checked

Joseph Ritchie

$10 Garbage man from the UK here (ELLO!!!!). NHOR. Is it Garbage if your mum leaves you home alone at 14 to go on holiday with her new boyfriend, where she would text you every couple of days with the location of some hidden cash - because she didn't trust you to handle all that cheddar at once?

HeaterFingerz

Are you from garbage stock if your dad uses an old drywall putty knife from his tool box to flip burgers on the grill at a public park because they forgot the spatula.

Lunchbox9164

$10 piece-o-trash, is it garbage to save your top shelf/exclusive bottles of hooch for kitchen/bar decor?

Anita Heeder

Is it garbage to wear Van's slip ons to a funeral

Henry halkias

10 dollar son from another father. Is it garbage to have your mountain bike (that is never used) hanging from the garage ceiling. Bonus points. My co worker has his bike hanging above the meat fridge in the garage (next to the Mountain Dew fridge)

Phil90X

$10 janitor here, nhor. Is it garbage to wear a tuxedo t-shirt to your uncles funeral. When questioned my go-to response was, "it's what he would've wanted"

Henry halkias

Long long time listener with plenty of questions, first time buyer however. Am I garbage for buying a homeless a tall boy because he was paying with change and I didn’t want to wait?

Chris

First time, long time, $10 dollar handy. Is it garbage if… your Dad sat in the boat drinking a tall boy with the outboard running in a garbage can because he had too many DUI’s to drive to the lake?

juicefizz

Hey boys long time Canadian sleeper cell here, never had one read yet — Is it garbage to have a dream where you got to hangout with Kippy, Foley, Toby, Luke, and all you did was walk around a mall? 😂 Love youse!

Travi Bills

Is it trash to throw toilet paper in the stands at a highschool graduation. Ps it was a school for dropouts

Cross Eyed Jimmy

Fellas, long time book cooker for the organization but ain’t never had one read! - Are you garbage if you use the outdoor space heater at your table to light your cig cuz you don’t have a lighter

Tobys getting too old for this stuff

Long time listener, brand new $5 hoagie. Are you garbage if you let your adult dogs still poop and pee on doggie paddies in the house in the hallways just because they're smaller dogs. My ex did that and omg it was awful.

Rod Thunder

$10 home invasion never had one read. Is it garbage to take a dump in the cats litter box because it’s your sisters week to clean it. For context she ate my leftover Buffalo Wild Wings while I was at work

Yanni saw an OD at soul joels

AYG. You go on a weekend bendor of listening to sad country music because the girl you were dating for 2 months in 8th grade dumped you

Vince Vezzi

$10 hoagie, nhor. Are you garbage if you break a tooth eating Domino's "trying to save money". Didn't want to pay for doordash, now we get to pay the dentist 👍

Sicken Chandwiches

$10 garblin* What’s your stance on shopping cart etiquette? We returning them to the corral or leaving them in the parking lot like animalls? *garbage goblin

Dakota Hepburn

10$ homie right here, is it garbage to use a welding mask to watch the solar eclipse?

Dolphin Teeth

Errrr ya garbage if you’re husband uses a can opener to open a can of coke to make a mixed drink to walk the boards and his defense is ‘using it as a spitter after’

Joey Chestnut Hill

NEW $10 homie here! Is it garbage to justify this subscription by canceling my $10 Planet Fitness membership ? Call me Even Steven

$10NuttBuster

2ndx long time. Garbage or scam artist? If you lose $ and my uncle finds it...he won't give it back unless you know the serial number...otherwise there's no proof it's yours

Jenny tules

Homie from the north here! Is it garbage to have the blue toilet water at home?

Barry McCockiner

$5 trash homie with 1 extra cromie never had one read. Is it garbage to park in the back of a crowded Walmart parking lot and swap windshield wipers with the newest vehicle you can find when your wipers get worn out?

Sooley

2nd year $10 apprentice NHOR. Is it garbage to use a taxi to pick up bags of topsoil at the hardware store?

Nicholas Long

Is it garbage to peepeepoopoo pee poopoo peepee?

AverageIke

$10 door gunner never had one read Are you garbage if you or your family use the store hangers from the clothes when you bought them? Growing up the majority of my hangers, if not all, were from random store. ALSO Are you garbage if you exclusively used hand me down pillows as a kid? Slept with whatever pillows my sisters didn’t want anymore.

Alec

nhor my favorite thing to do at house party’s is steal the oven knobs.

rwm1420

Ayg if have to flip any penny over so it's heads-up

Tako Tuesday

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to have a set of glass cups that had designs on them, but now most of the design has been washed off? We have a set of Minion glasses where all the Minions are missing their faces.

jake garcia

Ayg if you have painters tape covering your laptop camera?

Red Sea Redneck

Is it garbage to say I’m Jewish by proxy, and eh Ed n they ask what’s that mean I tell them I’ve been schtupping a Jewish broad *my wife, for years and it’s rubbed off on me”. My last name is Jewish but raise Catholic. Wife is Jewish with a vengeance. Love you guys!

Peter Ules

Is it garbage to eat an ice cream cone while driving your car?

kim hightower

is it garbage to live in a neighborhood without sidewalks? My friend lives in one without and its pretty low income. but then again, the rich town near me doesnt have them either.

Jess L Castro

Wassup! First timer asking a question. 10 dollar homie Is it garbage if Foley wore the same shirt the last two hard feelings. lol 😂

Benny

Have the bozos said where to get the best cheesesteak in Philly?

Yabaldfuk

Is it garbage to spin the loaf of bread and tuck the end under?

Sam Adams

Have you or anyone in your family ever taken out a payday loan?

Ivan

Few month, $10 homie. Is it garbage to find a snake in your house? What about 3, but 2 years apart?

Andy Garbage

Hey guys, $10 South Jersey Hoagie here never had one read. Is it garbage if you pick up dog poop in a plastic bag and then put it in your pocket for the rest of your dog’s walk?

Remy

(25M) Is it garbage to pay for your moms divorce Bc she can’t afford it and it’s a bad situation

Screamin Cold Heater

Brand New $10 Constituent NHOR. Are you garbage if you buy a used pickup truck on Facebook marketplace and the seller asks what color you want the included bungee chord that holds up the broken tailgate to be? (red, green, yellow, or blue)

Luis Fernandez

2 questions .... 1.Will Foley ever get into therapy? I feel it will help him a lot... 2.can we get queer eye for the straighte guy(s) on to straighten y'all out? Thanks for the podcast guys keep up the good work......

Whitpain Hills Ex-Rentee

$10 hoagie here, is it garbage to redo your kitchen countertops with linoleum floor tile because it was on sale?

Seth

$10 @26.99% APR. Y’all ever popped an inflatable pool with a Camel Crush?

Garbage barber

Never had one read is it garbage to have your 1995 buck LeSabre grill come off and ur buddy that’s a mechanic finds a random Lexus grill and zip ties it on? Then we call The the blexus

DLeftovers

10$ first time bing bong, is it garbage if your ol lady washes her underwear in shower with bodywash because youre jammed up in a hotel? asking for a friend and that friend is me

PepperoniTony

$20 Drugs in a Room Investor, is it garbage to have been taught as a child to eat Kiwi’s with the skin on?

Daddy Doyle

$10 Tuddy Titty Licker. Is it Garbage to get married at work? Had to coworkers get together and breakup when she was slobbin on someone else's knob. They got back together after a month of dragging her name through the mud. After getting back together, they got married in the parking lot on lunch.

growing heart

I ordered a pack of cards, says its coming from Brentwood TN!?! Trash<3

AlfredHennyworth

10$ new and first time trash man Are you garbage if you have 5 siblings that are all half siblings (pops was slanging that thing)

a Nader 2 Remember

The toby cam needs to have a trashy sponsor, IE: this highlight brought to you by the Walmart 4K cam. See ya'll in Vegas! Tickets secured.

Sean Garnhart

Hey boys, not a new guy have had a question asked, but my grandma passed this Thursday I showed her the pod last year and she listened every week since so can I please get a shout out to my grandma Jo Jo

Sean

Is it garbage to never put the toilet seat up to pee? If you miss just wipe with some tp and keep it moving. Chicks get mad if it’s left up, so problem solved in my book.

Devin clifton

Hey boys ten dollar bozo long time first time is it garbage if you have to install a deadbolt on your fiancés bedroom door to keep our combined seven kids out of the good snacks and our happy fun time drawer?

Cody Winters

NEVER HAD ONE READ !! Is it trash to use the stick of butter like a big marker to put on toast ?? Love yous guys ❤️ also I lied I've had 2 questions read before what's up !? Going for the high score 🤑

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to chase down anti depressants with diet mountain dew?

Josh C

Is it garbage to drink a quarter of a 2 liter, then shake up the rest to make it flat, then drink it flat

climbergirl12

Is it garbage to have one of the tall triangular cigarette ashtrays that you see outside of a business for personal use in front of your house?

KippysBrunchMeatball

Recently new homie, NHOR- Is it garbage to tell your pets to "get a job" when they keep tripping you up, walking?

Ghost Panther

Hey boys long time first time, never had one read. Are you garbage if you take off your socks and shoes at an amusement park after getting off of a water ride??

Patti’s Plumber

Is it garbage if your parents tv volume broke and never fixed it so they have to get up every time to adjust it

Patti’s Plumber

It is garbage if your grandfathers idea of a good time was throwing coins in the unkept backyard for the grandkids to find

Mikey Likey, Mikey want wingy

$5 bozo NH1R When's the last time you had a shower-beer? Bonus points if you weren't on vacation.

Dirty Dave

$10 NHOR, is it garbage if your family’s claim to fame is your cousin was in the Heaven’s Gate colt? (Asking for a friend)

Bentheiser

Is it garbage to brag about how well you can make a box of mac n cheese

L. Night

Hey Bozos, $10 scumbag here. Is it garbage to be Eskimo brothers with my dad. He's 52 and i'm 23. Found out after that my one night stand was his ex girlfriend. Btw he and I only speak about once a year.

Dame la mano

Second time commenting, never had one read. Is trash for your dad to scoop ice out of his water bare handed to put in your wine in a nice restaurant?

Anita Heeder

Y'ever have a dryer sheet stuck to your ass all day at work and your boss doesn't tell you until you head out the door? That fuck.

Leftomatic

AYG if you’re beating up a guy and his girlfriend punches you in the face? I turned around like the terminator she begged for mercy and I just walked away

SteebyDoobs

$10 calzone, NH1R...is it garbage if ya gotta wet vac ur basement when it rains...hada cancel plans 2 GET ON TOP OVIT!! Got my preorder see ya soon🤌🏾✌🏾 From Chicago hayadoin

JermWithaJ

First time dime sack NHOR youz ever had a friend or relative that put things in the microwave for amounts of time that didn’t end in 5 or 0? My brother used to drive me nuts with it and now I’m realizing two minutes twelve seconds might be the perfect amount of time to cook a microwave burrito 🤔

Johnathan Ballz

$10 bozo first time question: Is it garbage to have a baby shower for your 4th kid?

Luckyluie

Ten dollar hoagie here never had one read. Is it garbage to “kill off” one of your family members so you can have time off work to go on vacation. Told them the funeral was in Michigan but really to Miami for spring break came back with an insane tan in March. There were questions.

Slappy

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to get in a car accident at the drive thru?

Tits out for Tuddy

Ten dollar heater, never had one read. Is it garbage that I’ve watched/listened to so much AYG that I just said out loud “oh shit we got the extendo jawn”. Mind you, I was born, raised and still live in Chicago. Love youse!!

Platespinner42x29

10$ cheese steak, youse ever think you’re losing weight but then realize your belt is actually just stretching out?

Ethan

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you hold your phone up while ordering fast food to make it seem like you’re ordering for someone else to avoid the fatass judgement?

Timothy O'Brien

10$ homie never had one read. AYG if you chill your food on the air conditioner before you take a bite?

MikeyB

NHOR is it garbage if you buy a mattress thats worth more than your car? my uncle has a rusted out 2005 dodge caravan and bought a 9k sleep number bed

Herb Eaversmels

$10 Dickhead NHOR. Is it garage to have a welcome mat to your apartment in the shared hallway? May or may not have been stolen.

Taco Tycoon

This is a cruise related AYG due to the upcoming cruise. Are you garbage if you have the captain visit you the morning after the first night saying you can't drink anymore for the duration of the cruise because you had a lil too much fun the night before. Also on the same cruise are you garbage if you smuggled vodka in your water bottles onto the cruise?? Haha they thought they cut me off but can't cut off what they don't supply!!! Hahaha

Gary or Steve

First time long time…do you share a birthday with Gary Busey?

Austin R

The cruise needs to have a classy night or aspect to it. You can’t have the yin without the yang. Also how hilarious to see a bunch of bozos wearing dumb and dumber tuxedos

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR. Did any of your older siblings or cousins ever play dead on ya?

Sticky Vicky

Ever met anyone who froze their clothes instead of washing them? During peak black skinny jean mall goth era I worked with a chick (at a soap store in the mall that I was fired from for other reasons) who insisted that she didn’t need to wash her work pants cus “the cold kills the bacteria”. She smelled like shit. At a soap store.

Kacie Zeegulbower

First time long time??? Is I garbage to know what the cutting edge haunted house is

DON YACHTS

NHOR $10 roller grill item here Do youse ever switch around the position of batteries in something to try to get the last bit of juice out of it???

Michael Kok

When’s the last time yinz did a peepee dance

BugMan Good, BagMan Bad

AYG if you take out a loan to go on the AYG Cruise? Lookin at you, big man!

casual carrier

Ten dollar ghost investor, never had one read…. is it garbage to have had 10-15 cellphones growing up, cuz ur dad worked at a cell fone store and wood give u the display fones from the show room? (these weren’t ifones and androids, these were flip fones with antennas.)

Slappy

Did you ever have that yellow flip phone with the black rubber part? Also are belt phone clips garbage?

Herb Eaversmels

$10 on pump 6. NHOR. How many drinks on the nightstand is a problem?

FoleysDadsPinkyRing

Is it garbage to have the workers at your local hospital cafeteria remember your order?

AYGwillickers

if you only use plastic wear have you ever muttered the phrase " oh no I'm running out of forks."?

Josh

Vanilla folder

Dawson Norris

Have your parents ever stole house supplies from work for the house

The Male Nurse

Hey new $10 hooomie. Are you garbage if you and your adult siblings and family play a front yard 3v3 badminton tournament at our parents? PS T-bone makes me a better person with the PhD level of garbage shit he says and does

J.LinC

Long time 10 dollar homie and STILL waiting for a question to be read… Here’s a couple… 1. (For the ladies) Ever use your hair straightener to iron the shirt that you’re wearing cuz you don’t got time to bust out the iron? 2. Ever use Taco Bell hot sauce on your sushi for some extra spice?

All The Toast

$10 Cold Cut Combo, Is it garbage to receive multiple used gift cards for a birthday? Aunt didn’t know how much was on any of them but “there’s a lot of cards there, you’ll find somethin!”

SouthJerzGarbageQueen

Hi guys! I am here and I am NOT QUEER but still just as AMAAAAAAZING! I am the self proclaimed South Jersey Queen of Garbage! I have many stories and hope I am Garbage enough to be on the show more than once. Who wishes for that? ME THE QUEEN OF TRASH that is who. Anyway. My husband and I LOVE your show. I grew up over the Bristol Bridge a half hour Drive to Philly. Now, on to my first Am I Garbage(I can assure you I'm white trash)

SouthJerzGarbageQueen

Picture this: South Jersey, 1993 :ARE YOU GARBAGE IF YOU ARE 10 years old, growing up in South Jersey Ghetto( A disembodied voice sings lightly *in the ghetto*) it is about 8 or 9pm. I am riding my bike in between driveways, and the Neighbor Girl keeps walking past yelling obscenities at me dissin' on my mom's. "Your moms WHORE, your mom is a fat Bitch...yadda yadda yadda....so about the 5th time of this assault walk by, I throw my bike down and the behest of my parents and catch the wench by her hair and begin wailing. The Adults are on the stoop cheering me on, "Yeah, Get her!! beat her ass!!" (I am 10 she is 10). She runs home crying holding her face. I am a trash Massiah now, according to my parents. So, the next morning comes, and I am chillin'. My mom has me go to Neighbor Girls House-yes the one I JUST beat up to ask her mom to borrow a cup of Sugar. I don't want to go, but Mom threatens to whoop me if I don't. So, I walked 2 duplexes down and asked Neighbor Girl's Mother for sugar...and added in "Make sure there are no roaches in it this time." Neighbor Girl's sister is my bestie and the time. She comes in and we start chatting. Then Neighbor Girl comes in, sees me sitting in her room, starts criticizing me, and pushes me. Her sister and I both tell her to stop, but she doesn't, so I grabbed the closest thing to me, which was a plastic coat hanger, and *wack, wack wack* got her in the upper leg. She cries like a banshee, I see the welt on her leg, her sister then grabs me by the hair and pulls me from the room to the front door and I am still cussing and screaming. I go home, I have no sugar. My mom sees the state I am in, but says...."so, you did not get the sugar like I asked?" Moral of the story: Life can kick your ass, but you better not forget the sugar! That is the story for now, I hope I hear it on the pod. Also, you guys are so damn funny! I hope I get a chance to meet yall sometime

Bozo Beanbag

Long time never read. White Oakleys / white sunglasses in general. Garbage?

Tuddy’s Alibi

$10 homie, long time long time but NHOR. Is it garbage if your above ground pool has a deep end?

Tuddy’s Alibi

$10 homie, long time long time but NHOR. Which soap opera was your mom’s favorite?

Hannah Gartner

$10 first time long time. Thoughts on only growing up with “no name brand” things like food and cleaning products Also my household consisted of my mother, brothers, grandma, aunt and uncle. And a bunch of animals 😬

Kay Jay Peterman

If you live in a building with a shared laundry room is it ok to take out someone clothes out of the dryer (when finished) to use it for yourself .. because it’s it your favorite dryer

Tom D

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to write on the pavement using a lightning bugs glow?

Josh

$10 homie just joined. Is it garbage if your oldest or earliest memory is going to a monster truck show. (I was 2 or 3 I think)

Lindsay Clancy's exercise bands

$10 homie. I wore the AYG polo at Zanies in Nashville. Is it garbage to get a new grill strictly based off reward points from Zyn?

John

Have you ever fallen asleep while getting a haircut?

Tuddy's Dildo Dealer

Yo, new $10 homie, binging the old stuff at work. Are you garbage if you go to a friend to get the $20 he owes you and he gives you 2 bags of bottles and cans? If not, is it garbage to take the cans because you're just that jammed up?

Scotty B

Ever get the squad together to finagle a hotel room in your hometown and have a banger?

Porky Polak

$10 homeslice here. How often do you wash below your knees when showering? I have scrubbed my shins in about 2 decades

JoeyFatBawls

10 dolla balla, is it garbage to used gift cards to buy drugs? Shout out to Rich! You the man

BugMan Good, BagMan Bad

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage if you order so many zyns and blunt wraps online that a customer service rep reaches out to you to let you know they’re going on vacation for a week?

Sleezy Pete Seidel

$10 homie NHOR, is it garbage to use a losing scratch off ticket as a bookmark? (Ps I’ve been halfway done the book for the last 4 months)

Henry halkias

NHOR. Have you ever considered wearing beat down clothes and try panhandling as a kid

Large glass of Foley’s Dinner Milk

$5 Bozo NH1R. Are you garbage if growing up your yearly summer vacations were to whatever town your dads church league softball team's world series tournament was in? (PS, the nicest place we ever went was Rock Hill, South Carolina).

Andrew S

$10 homie here - do you or your family do any kind of unconventional dunking? My mom loves to dunk a tuna sandwich in a glass of pepsi. Says the little floaties left behind are the best part.

Cousin Vinny

Had one read Watching movies with the fam Growing up, during a sex scene did youse: Cover your eyes Leave the room Or power through the awkwardness Ps I would bail aareeeall Quick

All The Toast

Yever leave a full cart to go to the bathroom on a solo grocery store trip?

J.Kobeee

I listen to AYG multiple hours a day, everyday. Never had one read. Question is: am I garbage if when I refer to the AYG Podcast, I call it “the new podcast my homies are doin”

Rocky Tharp

Is it garbage if you’ve had all the snacks in opening sequence of are you garbage?

Zacatecas

$20 homie, first question. HYOAYK been asked to piss for someone and the drug test still came back positive?

Foley moley

Plastic beer mugs filled with iced tea made from mix with the top that had the slots if you were a bozo and just the open hole if you played ball

Sticky Vicky

Long time $10 homie, got my mom on the pod when I taught her YouTube last time I was home. Garbage if she thought Hans was named “Ponzi” like a Ponzi Scheme this whole time? Said she thought the dog was just part of the brand

fabian aquino

$10 jabroni, is it garbage to get excited to see someone driving while brushing their teeth and then geek out so you can post it on the thread?

Justin dudley

Almost afraid to post but Is it garbage if your mom yells from her wheelchair at the giant pharmacist that the light blue perks suck. I want the ones with the m on them. Also I was with her when she got arrested multiple times. Man I could keep going. Love youse

Jeremiah Rodriguez

Fresh & new $10 homie here is it garbage to use a tarp as a practice golf net?

Jurm

10$ Foley haven't had one read yet, are you garbage if you have a black cat named Salem