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Hey Gang! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. Thanks for all the support. Love youse!

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Phony Robbins

Do you say “supposed to” or “s’posed to”

Joe Fiscaro

Summer time question - did you ever own or desperately want a hermit crab?

Jb Henry

Is it garbage to take your drivers test multiple times in your twenties

Thomas Spohn

Is it garbage to go to a pizza place because of its barstool score?

Max

Are Japanese maple trees classy?

Liam Keating

Is it garbage to have dog hair perpetually on your clothes?

Christian Tweedy

Is it garbage to tap a line of high interest credit to go on the AYG cruise?

BigChewy422

$10 homie here! NHOR, is it garbage that my whole family was excited that the show cops was coming to our hometown (Springfield Mo) so we all gathered to watch the show just to see our aunt and her boyfriend running from the cops and getting tased?

Smashing Blumpkins

Is it garbage to cool your food down using the AC vent in your car?

Ghost Panther

Hey guys long time first time, are you garbage if you take off your socks and shoes at an amusement park after getting off of a water ride… love yous!!

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Is it “Ree-member” “reh-member” or “mmember”

Stu Goin

Your parents ever leave church a little early “to beat the traffic”

Oblivion Awaits

$10 homeslice never had one read… is it garbage for the host at “Red Robin” to assume your family is there for a “Special Occasion”?

Tobys getting too old for this stuff

Are you garbage if youre contract finished from a temp job as a carpenter, and then still just tell people you're a carpenter. Even though you're a receptionist now.

casual carrier

Ten dollar ghost investor, never had one read…. is it garbage to have had 10-15 cellphones growing up, cuz ur dad worked at a cell fone store and wood give u the display fones from the show room? (these weren’t ifones and androids, these were flip fones with antennas.)

Cliff C

Ever cash in your change jug to pay the dentist for getting a tooth pulled?

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Are you garbage if you took apart a pen in class and lost the spring then had to write with an aggressively open pen

Doyboy Q

$10 Club Sandwich homie. Is it garbage to sleep in your car at your friend’s graduation party? I was too drunk to remember that it was hotboxed from earlier and I didn’t get fresh air for 6 hours (Barfed). Had to get my keys back from the parents that morning, they were hesitant.

sthomaslear

$10 montco trash here never had one read. Is it garbage to have custom beer koozies made for my Wedding in November? Youes can come catch some bernies and beers. Kippy, we might be getting a flatbread station — howyadoin. Let me know..

Haywood Jablowme

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to appreciate the quality of pavement you’re driving on? Where I’m from the roads ain’t so nice PS Shoutout to y’all for completing that 5k! I was the bozo with the black eye trying to sneak past security in the VIP section

Andrew

Ayg if you use your neighbors credit card to unlock your house door after locking yourself out with your dog😅

Taco Tycoon

Are you garbage if you smuggle your own booze on a cruise (hidden in water bottles) then get kicked off for drinking to much!!!

Ian

Is it garbage to specify how thin you want your cold cuts? Most trash request is “paypa thin”

Alex Tonello

Is it garbage to play semi-pro paintball?

Kman96

20 dollar trash bag not one read... is it garbage if your brother tells you to order the Kosher meal on a flight cause its probably beef and a better quality?

Tim Big Craw McGraw

Ya ever been to a restaurant for lunch and stayed for dinner?

Jhawk

Have you ever owned a pair of shoes that your parents called your river shoes.

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage to name an abnormality on your body. My mom has a bunion we named it Paul

Ethan Thomas

Is I garbage to ask others for their receipts or codes to claim reward points? Buddy of mine was wild about this but redeemed the points for a Blackstone grill

Wei Zhong Xian No Fumes

First time, long time. Have you or anyone you know, ever been asked by Police to put out your cigarette 🚬 ?

Cameronisonfire

Long time homie here, never had one read. Is it garbage to sous vide your meat in a sink?

Coach Basura

$10 homie. Never had one read. Going to a night club during the day. I went with my dad when I was 8 so he could get a bag

prisondentist

Is it garbage that your cousins wedding invite had two spelling errors on it? …fucker is trash

Foley Is My Uncle

First time question, long time Canadian homie: Is it garbage to listen to the pod on the way home from your own wedding, we also stopped at McDonalds for a snack

Commando Brando

$10 NHOR, is it garbage to squat over a running dehumidifier to dry your balls/crack after a shower? FYI I do it every time now.

Mij Universe

Is it garbage to Venmo your boy for drinks cause you left your debit card at one bar, and credit card at another the night before?

Kennon

$10 shit head here NH1R When do age gaps between siblings become trashy? I’m gonna be turning 20 this summer but my older bro is pushing 40 just like Kippy. Love youse bozos stay trashy

Bryce_pat

10 dollar board member, never had one read. Is it garbage to give away a $1 scratch off with the note “get lucky tonight” as a wedding favor.

Caddie Master Tim

Playing Pine Valley in NJ. Garbage invades the rich!

Patty O'Furniture

Have you ever forcibly removed a tooth? For example, tying a string around your tooth and hitting a baseball

Kangaroo Jack City

Never had one read! Is it garbage to own anything reversible? (Clothing, accessories, etc).

HAT

How many keys youse got on your key ring?

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Is it garbage if you failed your drivers test and you dad called dmv saying “bullshit! He’s been driving for years!”

Max Stumpf

Are you garbage if you wish you had a buddy who calls you as much as foley

PepperoniTony

$20 Drugs in a room investor. Is it garbage to think that eating lunch meat and cheese without the bread is a healthy alternative to a sandwich?

TuddyFick

To whose it may concern, Did your parents actively avoid Mickey/Disney products so you wouldn’t want to go to Disney in your childhood?

GravyLeg

Is it garbage to use a bread knife for all kitchen needs because "the other knives are dull and the serrated part cuts better"?

Kyle Gruszewski

Youse guys ever warmed food up on a engine or taken a shot holding a baby?

Mary

FTLT is it garbage to have local radio stations on speed dial to be ready to call in to win free prizes? Haven't won anything yet but I've gotten fucking close 🤏

Dylan

are Air Shows trashy or Patriotic?

Halcoholic

$10 home , never had one read. Is it garbage that your family saves ever plastic and glass container that food comes in. I.E. margarine container or cheese whiz jar

Wafflefries762

NH1R is it garbage if you say Your related to John cougar Melllencamp because he married your cousins cousin?

Kyle Barry

$10 beltless dickhead here, NHOR. Is it garbage if your dad chews on cut-up backwoods cigars to try and kick his Skoal habit?

Hairy Ass Truman's Atomic Fumes

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to order your breakfast and lunch at the same time at the deli, but then eat your lunch immediately after breakfast?

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Is it garbage to consider buying a kia given price is now better than ever from all the theft

Matthew Traver

Are you garbage if you lick food off of a remote?

2sweet2besour

First time long time! Is it garage to start your car with a screwdriver? Growing up my uncle had a 93 bronco he started by jamming a flat head in the ignition. The windows rolled down with a pair of vice grips that you had to switch for each window.

Henry Faber

TDHNHOR, have you ever put your sunglasses on the back of your shirt?

Esteban Quintero

10$ homie NHOR, is it garbage to have a container for leftovers that was for the homeless that would pass by the house asking for food. I remember my grandma doing this when I would visit Colombia as a kid. RIP Granny she died at 92 that broad

F.N. Photography

10 dollar acquaintance. 1/3 on questions read. Is it garbage to buy cannabis at 125 an O, and sell it to family for 250 an O do you can smoke cheaper. Asking for a friend.

j perez

Is it garbage to say your bringing the fireworks to the party and show up with sparklers because they are the cheapest

Major Paint Eater

$10 homey here, I've had some read. Is it trashy to smoke a cigarette in the shower? Bonus points if it's menthol. You could save time cause you wouldn't have to brush your teeth because with that minty fresh Newport breath.

Andy Seyffert

Trashy to Get hurt on a work trip? Backstory i work at a bike shop and went downhill mountain biking with the team. Absolutely obliterated my shoulder two laps in and had to spend the day in the ER with my boss. Kept asking him for more meds.

TuddysCouch

Is it garbage to not take an overtime shift to teach a co-worker a lesson even though you could use the cash?

Aidon Squires

ten dollar combo meal, is it garbage that my friend once used his recent mugshot when he forgot his ID at a bar? It didn't work but the bouncer said it was the best attempt he's seen before.

Eelio's Pizza

Is it garbage to immediately think to clean you keys, credit cards and wallet when someone brings up flying somewhere?

Squid the Kid

$190 Aggregate Homie Is my girlfriends dad garbage? I was at dinner with my girlfriends family and instead of going to wash his hands in the bathroom, her dad reached into his water cup and pulled out the ice to “wash his hands”

SouthJerzGarbageQueen

20.00 home never had a question read. Is it Garbage if your mom had relations with my Ex boyfriend during my Senior year? Is it Garbage to have a step father allow his teen daughter to wrestle his adult friends?

Burnie Sanders

Is it garbage to forgot to close out one of the adult video pop-ups that open behind the main window and then had it surprise you later when you were using your laptop in public? Asking for a friend

ohyee!

$10 homie never had one read- Is it garbage to eat gas station food while pumping gas?

Sleezy Pete Seidel

$10 homie NHOR, is it garbage to use a losing scratch off ticket as a bookmark? (Ps I’ve been halfway done the book for the last 4 months)

gabage pal aunt Jamie

10 homie only patreon I was willing to join because I am garbage...anyways is it garbage to switch out the beer to NA beer on you dad and make up a storie about formula because he has dementia and isn't supposed to be drinking?

Joey Joestar

$10 value meal. Never had one read, Are you garbage if you looked up the theater before your AYG show to see if you'd fit in the seats?

Philip Masturzo

$10 Homie, never had one read! Is it garbage if you use a big trash can as a personal pool? Saw one of my neighbors doing it, and I don’t hate it.

Jay

$10 goon, never had one read. Is it garbage to use a prepaid card to book an airbnb? My homie uses a venmo card to book so that if there's any extra BS charges, there's no money on the card (that lamp was broken when we got there I swear 👀 lol)

SouthJerzGarbageQueen

Is it garbage to rip off you disabled brother for a job he needed done, then take the money and run?

SuperMario

$10 foot long here,NHOR, is it garbage if your fathers only way of bonding with you was taking you out to yard sales on Saturdays because he loved American pickers

Jose Hurtado

10 dollar bozo, N.H.O.R., is it garbage to crush up a bag of cool ranch Doritos so that way you can pour them directly into your mouth without getting your fingers dirty?

Big Ziti the Sauce Monkey

Is it garbage to wear Fire Department/ Police /Union shirts that you aren't apart of (Ex. "Ladder 14 Smithtown Fire Department", "North Wildwood SWAT" "Local 28 Tin Knockers")

Dillon Vrablic

Trashiest bday gifts you have gotten. My uncle used to send me a ‘nice’ empty cigar box for my birthday every year through ups

Sacred

10 dollar investor, NHOR, Are you garbage if you actually fill out the surveys at the bottom of receipts to get free food when you’re jammed up

Jackson

FTLT…Is it garbage if you’ve started a full blown argument with your Aunt about how to pronounce “water” when you acted like you didn’t know what “wuhrder” was? We grew up in the same city. RIP Aunt Kathy, love youse!

Lewis Morgan

10 dollar Homie, never had one read.. I'm going to Philly for the first time from the UK. Any recommendations?

Michael Kok

When’s the last time youse did a peepee dance?

BofaDeezNutz

Stealing academic valor by wearing shirts or hats of colleges you didn't go to or dropped out of

JohnPaul

Hey fellas, 10$ Foley-ville resident here, NHOR. Is it trashy to watch Deadliest Catch because the captains are your boys and you need a good hang out sesh!? Time bandit for life.

Cutie PaTuddy

$14.50 Canadian Investor NHOR. Is it garbage to enter your house only through the garage door?

Fank Holey

$10 on pump 5. Ever use the foil top to eat a cup yogurt because youre too lazy to find a spoon?

Burnie Sanders

Even been in a fender bender bc you saw a nice set of cans and got distracted?

EVAN

10 dollar home first time asking. Is it garbage to consider "cleaning out your car" by simply only throwing the build up of trash away? No detailing.

NunzAndRoses

10 dollar doofus here, never had one read. Is it garbage to have two front doors on your house?

Josh Worley

$10 Funeral Homie Are you garbage if you ever texted ChaCha to settle arguments back in the day. The text service search engine that immediately responded with answers.

Jenzie

10$ homey never had one read. Is it garbage if your family bought milk while it was on sale and froze it??

Capt. Lou

Is it garbage to request a seat at the diner so that you can keep an eye on your car?

Miss Flatwoods

Hey boys, Foley's $10 BFF here, book GWAR for the cruise. Love youse.

KensRanch4Life

First and long, yoos ever walk out of a job. But literally have to walk because your car was in the shop that day? It was a long 12 and 1/2 miles in chef pants and kitchen crocs.

Uptown Ass Plapper

$10 Brih-ish homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to be mid-dump, realise there is no toilet paper, take off the t-shirt your wearing and use that as toilet paper? My friend did this last year and didn’t even throw the t-shirt away, just put it in the laundry. He still wears it……

Veal Chop Johnny

$10 never had one read . Is it garbage to bring a bottle of wine to a byob but! Bring it home if you don’t finish it

Matt Clark

10 buck bozo, NHOR, am I garbage if I shaved my toe hair to impress my (not blood related) aunt when I was 12ish? I was going with my uncle and her to the lake, and young me thought I HAD to do this for whatever reason.

ForcefulTurd

$10 homie how garbage is it if your dad wrestled you down, post 1 hour protest at the dinner table. fuck broccoli. i was probably 8.

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage to check your blood pressure on the machine at the grocery store?

Big Baked Ziti

10 dollar board member here. How do ya'll handle hang nails? Bite, rip, bandaid? I'm a bite guy myself, but it's usually a massacre.

DatingAFatSpicCallHerPorkerRican

$10 homie, is it garbage if your parents would let you play with fire growing up? Dad showed me how to make napalm with styrofoam and brake cleaner and we would light shit on fire together.

Shredded Chicken Taco Bowl

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to take the top off the parmesan cheese shaker at a restaurant to get maximum cheese output? Girlfriend does this every time.

Fran Martin

Any of ya boys ever drank gas on accident? My dad was working on a lawn mower an had gas in a beer can

Kay Jay Peterman

If you have a shared laundry room in your building is it ok to take someone’s finished dried clothes out of the dryer because it’s your favorite machine

Matt

$10 baskenropn, whats the most trashy country to have your clothing manufactured in? I’d say Bangladesh.

use me like a telescope and look at Uranus

Anyone else got eyes on this redbar podcast guy? He is just talking tons of shit on AYG! Is it garbage me getting mad at this dude for talking shit on the boys?

J-Mart

You ever fill empty liquor bottles with water and highlighters so it worked with blacklights?

Chucky Boy

NHOR Is it garbage if you regularly ask for an employee to “look in the back” for something?

Cashmere if you can

New subscriber, haven’t had one read yet. If your parents are also your coworkers, do you call them mom/dad on the clock, or by their name? Susan/Mike, etc.

ItchyButtCrack_

10$ Entrée here, NHOR. Is it garbage to walk your dog in a graveyard?

Lieutenant Lollipop

They just changed the urinal cakes at work and it smells a little too good

Matthew Kenney

Is it garbage to move your paraplegic grandmother in the back of a U-haul across town because your family couldn't afford proper transport?

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to look up adult film stars on Wikipedia to learn more about them?

Anthony L

You guys need to check out neutraldrop on TikTok and Instagram, just some Philly dirtbags who like to break shit, gotta interview them!!!

Jay

$120* yearly investor: Are You Garbage if there was a lifeguard at your baptism? *plus tax

C N

$10 homie; youse ever ashed in your underwear while smokin weed on the toilet?

Heater Griffin

$10 Dumpster. Ever argue about whether it’s called pork roll or Taylor ham?

Cody - Aberdeen Creative

$10 waste management specialist here. I got a couple for ya… AYG…. - If you pronounce it “motor-sickle “ - If you accelerate your car differently depending on what song is playing. AC/DC will most certainly get me a speeding ticket soon. - Tell the hotel receptionist that you have diabetes so they legally have to provide a mini fridge for your “medication” - As a kid, you ever steal “chromies” off of a nice car’s wheel air valve stems and put them on your bike? - If your mom made you call the blockbuster video to see how much it would cost to not return a VHS in order to compare the racked up late fees vs. just keeping it.

garbagette

Ayg if you say atm machine instead of atm? Ditto for hot water heater instead of water heater

garbagette

I have to call people a lot for my job... The amount of people who still have ringback tones is astounding.

Foley Prepared

$10 homie NH1R - Is it garbage if your parents swapped spouses with another couple? Stay with me…. Mom and dad got divorced when I was 6. Mom remarried a guy and then my dad married that guy’s ex wife. Every interaction for years was incredibly awkward

Chad T. Hundercauqe

$10 delinquent, havent had one read. Is it garbage to ask if you can bring me a 6er of Yeungling to the Los Angeles show? 🙏🥺

Victor Raine

$10 homie from Maryland. Is it garbage to take better care of your toys then u do anything else. For example my truck hasnt been washed in over a year but i clean my boat weekly.

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 timeshare owner, NHOR - Are vasectomies trash? B/c usually a guy gets a vasectomy b/c he's had too many kids and he can't stop doing the dirty.

Jay

Are you garbage if you've ever purchased a special edition St. Patrick’s Day sports jersey?

Sooley

$10 NHOR homé. Is it garbage to pair wine with hotdogs and call it a Vin diesel? (Vin is french for wine)

Jay

Are you garbage if the barber who cut your hair as kid was arrested because his wife would bring clients back to their house under the guise of prostitution but instead the barber would be waiting inside with a gun to rob them?

Brotha Zeek

Where we at with bike helmets over hats?

Jay

Are you garbage if you've ever been hit by a boardwalk tram car?

William Pinnock

AYG Dating Advice: Is she second date material if she knows what a Jake Brake is when there is no family history of trucking?

Hometown Hogie

$10 new homie, is it garbage if your mattress has a dent in the shape of your body

Vincent with the Skincent

Are you garbage if you spent the last week trying to spin a cruise vacation to your wife without ever mentioning the word garbage?

ANTHONY

Are you garbage if you buy a house to fit your entertainment instead of the endless other features? My father in-law and his wife house hunted for over a year and his biggest gripe with homes was they couldnt fit his entertainment center in the livingroom.

Justin N

$10 Hombre, never had one read. Have you ever waited outside of a building or event to try and get a celebrity’s autograph? Once I waited outside of a La Quinta to get a chance to meet Rowdy Roddy Piper

Grahams

$10 bozo. NHOR. Is it garbage to have 3 last names, the first hyphenated name just combined now and the third as a hyphenated one. Not going to use real name but for example my neighbor is a SmithJohnson-Jones.

Henry halkias

$10 share holder nhor. Are you garbage if a local gas station deli recognizes your number and voice, and makes your order without having to actually ask for anything?

isetthem

From your boy Charlie. You ever use cardboard boxes as insulation around your windows unit?

I saw kippy crip walk in Tampa

$20 bozo never had one read, asking for a friend. How garbage Is it to work in construction & use the Bidet before the homeowners move into there new house? In my defense, they are NOICE

Biscuits and Grady

Hey guys $10 Midwest hoagie NHOR is it garbage if you catch fish out of the river and put them in a fish tank in your living room as pets?

Kippy Cant Winkle

neva had one read, you ever make a second cashapp/paypal account to send yourself money from your own credit card. me neither

michael henery

$10 homie NHOR one of siblings had to go live with my grandparents because they were bad

Chaconbeeseburger

Ten dollar homie, have had one read in the past. are you garbage if you have had the neighbors call the fire department on you for not realizing you started a fire in the woods behind your house? When I was a kid my mom threw hot ashes from the fire place in the woods and a small fire started. I remember looking out the window and seeing a fire truck parked in the middle of the yard and my mom making me and my brother hide so it looked like nobody was home.

Dirty Joe

($10 homie first time question) Is it garbage to have a rug painted on the concrete floor in your basement? 😂

John Sanders

$10 hoagie, bucks county native, never had one read, my parents have a storm door on their house with a metal design and the letter M In the middle of it, the previous owners last name started with M and there is no M in our last name, it's been that way for 40 years

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 angel investor... What was your first AOL screen name? Mine was cashmoney150@aol.com. Named after Cash Money Records. (I went to a private middle school).

Stone Cold Maybe it's Maybelline

$20 Day one investor, aka Omar is WILD! It is garbage to drink your Gatorade ON ICE??! Compared to traditionally having it "neat"

FoleysFootFungus

$5 fuck stick here, never had one read. Are you garbage if you create and email account for your kid and sign up at different restaurants to get a free meal for yourself during their birthday month? PS I get 5 free burgers a year from Red Robin.

Nico Garcia

$10 homie, first time long time. Ayg if you ever had a vip card to a strip club to the Booby Trap? No cover for a year!

Zacharoni

10$ scratcher (go big and go broke). Youse had cereal for 3+ meals in a row?

AYGwillickers

is it garbage if you go to wash your hands but there's no soap so you get your hands wet and rub your hand on the inside of the sink until any stains are gone?

Lyle

$10 delegate from the southern district of Idaho, NHOR. Youse ever have a cow inside your high school? For a senior prank a cow was lead up some stairs to the landing. Cows can go up stairs, but they refuse to go down them

Jake Hummell

Is it garbage to skull your beer as the township truck is coming down the road for your recyclables just to have one less in the upcoming can? 🤣🤣

Gleep Glorp

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage if you reuse wrapping paper from presents you've received? My family has reused the same Valentines gift bag for different holidays and birthdays. 🗑️🗑️🗑️

rwm1420

Read a news story saying that a Missouri woman tried to kill her husband by poisoning his mountain dew with Round Up... Most garbage true crime series?

Uncle Buck Hunter

$20 trash bag here, NH1R. Is it garbage if you jerry rig a urinal in your garage so you don't track oil and gunk into the house when working on your own cars? P.S. the urinal may or may not be within reach of the fridge in case you want to grab yourself a road soda mid stream. THERE'S A DIVIDING WALLLLLLLL!

Josh

$10 bozo, is it garbage if a pair of vice grips have ever been a permanent fix for a vehicle issue ? My hood release cable broke off one time so I just clamped vice grips to the broke end and left it like that for years

Daniel S.

$10 newbie asshole here…is it garbage to buy a lawnmower from Walmart, mow the yard, then return said mower for a full and prompt refund?

Kippy Vandelay

Never had one read. Never submitted one. $10 homie for life. Is it garbage to remove the contents of your wife’s adderall capsules and replace it with table salt because she won’t any share with you?

Gearbox

$10 homie, Never had one read- Have you ever bought wine at a gas station?

HeaterFingerz

Repeat Garbage Offender, AYG if your dad uses an old putty knife to flip burgers at a public park. PS this was a few weeks ago and was at my 30th B Day Party.

Austin Biggs

$10 board member. Do you or anyone you know sing the national anthem before any sporting or drinking competition that is not professionally sanctioned?

Ray Greeko

Dime sack dirt bag checking in. Youse guys cut the netting out of your bathing suits?

Gabriel Gonzalez

$10 Q-Tip that you lost behind that toliet that one time Is it Garbage to have designated breakfast soda? Mine are Big Red and Mexican Coke

Choc City Shuey

More garbage to scratch your back on a door jam like a bear in the woods, or keep novelty back scratchers in every room of the house? They make good under- the-fridge retrieval tools too if your blueberries are trying to run for it

goodluckhotdog

Is it garbage to ask the fellas if they can put the regular weekly episodes on Patreon as well but without any ads? I've had a few close calls swerving in traffic while trying to skip through Foley talk to me about Better Help (you can leave the Adam & Eve ones in)

Meatball150

10 dollar homie, never had one read. AYG if you drink booze on ice out of a yeti coffee mug because it is better insulated than a glass tumbler?

Jared Diaz

10 dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if everytime you go outside to stand In the sun you call it recharging. Love you mfs

Jawn Doe

$10 homie, nhor. Is it garbage to do a twist and tuck instead of replacing the clip to close the bread bag?

DuraflameDemon

$10 stunad NHOR! Is it garbage to have one window AC unit and take it with you every time you move rooms

Brandon Murley

$10 homie NHOR Are you garbage if you overdrafted to pay the Patreon I’m the life blood of this goddamn organization

Dick Draggins

$10 NHOR your guys dad think your close enough to talk about all the broads he use to fuck back in the day…my dads my best friend but god damnit dad I don’t really need to hear about how you threw dick back in the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣…love youse

Kyle Sima

$50 homie here never had one read, are you garbage if you use the insurance money paid to you to fix your car on literally anything except fixing your car? Got hit and needed the money for rent and to support my Patreon boys

Big Jays Artificial Crab Meat

$10 dipshit it you make bi-monthly payments. Is it garbage if on your way to Disney, you stop and get personal ranches because you find out the Round Up Rodeo serves pickle fries and doesn’t have ranch? Since it’s a yes, does it church it up if you got the ranch at Target? This was my wife. Not me. I just used the ranches. Everyone was jealous in the restaurant.

Christopher Poole

$10 shareholder long time never read. Ever shit your pants ? Not you foley, seen the spesh

Foley's Ozempy Connect

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to use your ex's streaming service after you broke up a year and a half ago? P.s. I use her brother's profile to fly under the radar

Whole Milkman

10 Homie, Never had one read, is it garbage, if you have house plants that are just wild plants you found from outside. I went into my buddies house and he just had some random bushes growing in a pot, and said that the flowers looked good when they bloomed. I asked him where he got them, and just pointed to his yard where there were a few more outside.

ohhdoylerulezz

$10 board member, Do you say "I have an idea" or "I have an idear"

Michael Beck

10 dollar homie is it garbage to have a back scratcher at my desk at work, yes everyone can see and hear me when I go for it

Michael Beck

PS I’m an accountant for Sheetz! I believe you bozos are familiar, you guys get me through the day thank you!!

E

10$ homie never had one read, is it trash if your dad took the family to a fast food joint the day a new menu item dropped? Dad took us to Taco Bell the day the double decker premiered like it was a goddamn movie release.

Josh

Vanilla folder

IDont’tTrustMySketchyMother

$10 Bozo NHOR. Is it trashy if your mom has the same number of DWI’s and ex-Husbands? The answer is four

Henry Love

Is it garbage to not kill insects in your house

Sicken Chandwiches

What was a term, slang, a phrase, saying etc you heard from your parents or family member growing up? My dad would call dumbasses: Chuds and douchebags: Dig-me’s

Gearbox

Oh hey speaking of discussion, ya'll need to get Josh Johnson on the show. He's killing it on Youtube these days and he's funny as hell!

Lexus

$10 shareholder, never had one read: Are you garbage if you use an XL rolling tray as a TV tray because you have too many (Bonus Q: AYG if you’re named after a car)

Slurp Slurpington Esquire.

10 dollar value meal, never had one read. Is it garbage to wake up Christmas morning only to fond your single dad asleep on the couch with hardly any presents wrapped. Then have each brother warp one of the other brothers gifts only to open them immediately. There was 3 of us so it worked out well enough...still a good christmas.

All Star Special

10 dollar homie here: Is it garbage to be out of freezer-proof ziplock bags so you just put one sandwich bag inside of another? Waaattt its insulated

All Star Special

10 dollar homie here: Is it garbage to use your microwave to time something else? (Ie turning on your microwave so you know when your laundry is ready)

All Star Special

10 dollar homie here: When was the last time you shit in “open water”?

All Star Special

10 dollar homie here: Is it garbage to be fake “ambidextrous”? I write with my left hand but do everything else (sports) with my right hand

All Star Special

10 dollar homie here: Is it garbage to still put “peanut butter shell” on your ice cream? I remember it dropping as a kid and I thought it was black magic

Mikey Motorcykey

$10 bozo NHOR, of course we all know you’re garbage if you have taxidermy’d animals, but are you super garbage if you have multiple different animals combined into one Franken-Animal?

Matt in the Poconos

$20 shoobie here never had one read. Is it garbage to keep a spoon in your travel bag for when you want a Ben & Jerry night cap on the road because you were tired of the plastic spoons breaking? And of course you gotta eat the whole pint in one sitting

Shanelle Topp

$10 🇨🇦 homie here, nhor. Are you garbage if you bring food to work to share with coworkers because it’s actually something you really want but can’t justify having in the house? I will bake for my office and bring it in just to grab a cookie or two.

Shanelle Topp

$10 Canadian homie here. NHOR. Are you garbage if you say “kep” instead of “kept?” The answer is yes. I’m looking at you Kip.

GarbagePatchPlayer1

$10 investor from way back…is it garbage to get day drunk at the local pizza spot then order a pizza for delivery and ride with the delivery guy home shit faced….only a couple times

Girth Brooks

Ten Dollar Homie…..Is it garbage if you have a preferred brand of Vienna sausage?

lil rascal

$10 longtime, HYOAYK used tires as flower planters? I had to explain to an ex why it's a bad look

Hayden

$10 shaboingboing, never had one read. Have you ever left work for an "emergency" but it's actually because you'd rather take a dump at home than in the office?

Chicken Parmaceuticals

$10 blue collar, NHOR, have you ever put iced coffee in an ice cube tray, and put them in glass of milk or screaming cold Bailey's? Love youse guys

Antkneeeeee

$10 milk crusher, NHOR, what’s more garbage? Jammed-up brushing your teeth with your finger + toothpaste, or not brushing at all?

TJ

Yo, what's protocol on cashing a wedding gift/check Feel like 3 days is the standard but recently went to a wedding and the check was cashed the day after.. Felt trashy. My mother then said "they should give it about a week before cashing the check!" .. Also felt trashy Quite the pickle here .. need opinions from the pros

Hansi Gruber

$10 board member. NHOR Is it garbage to just cut a couple strips of the grass to play corn hole instead of the whole yard because your too lazy? Recently my brother in law had my nephew do that while he was smashing a few gluggers.

Jesse

$10 PA homie (Pittsburgh/Sheetz homie, not Philly) NHOR - is it garbage if you have to mow your driveway? It's brick and grown in with grass and shit, but what else am I supposed to do? New driveways are expensive!

Dude

$10 hoagie NHOR. Are you garbage if you write your lowercase letter e from the bottom up? There was always that one kid in school. Always came out crooked and rotated to the right.

Screamin Cold Heater

$10 (Turkey) CLUB Member NHOR. Are you garbage if you have a tab running with the neighborhood ice cream truck? Was a little jammed up when the kids heard the music and ran outside. Shout out to JB #HeKnowsWhereILive

DON YACHTS

$10 SHORE-holder Fuck, marry, kill -toilet paper -paper towels -paper plates Choose wisely

Adam Longgood

$10 homie. NHOR. Is it garbage if you used to light your fireworks with your mom’s lit cigarette? Nothing like being 7 yrs old with a lit cig in one hand & and some black cat firecrackers in the other.

Tuddy Twister

$10 Future Cruiser Is it garbage to brag and tell people you’re in the 2nd maybe 3rd best shape of your life when you’re 40?

Green 97 escort wagon, one red door

$10 debtor nhor.... childhood before internet, yous guys ever have a nut tap competition? Shout out to being so bored you'd hit each other's beanbag for entertainment

SouthJerzGarbageQueen

Is it garbage to tell people you are always the smartest person in the room anywhere you go?

Willy B

$10 contributor…is it garbage to have reoccurring wild animals on your property? I got a fisher cat that is jamming me up at the moment

Green 97 escort wagon, one red door

$10 retard, nhor.... I already submitted one this week but I'm watch Wheel of Fortune at my local dive and.... can Vana still get it? The more I drink the more I'm saying a solid hell yes

will

Is it Garbage if you spend all day trying to duplicate a meal you had at a bus station.????? Oxtail that I had at Port Authority.🙂

Robinson Hunt

You ever have your birthday at a nice restaurant (Riverwinds in west deptford for me) and your mom and uncle duke not just steal but cut someone else’s birthday balloons off their chair and then tie them on your chair? I’m 34 lol

Kyle

Has your father in law ever bummed a case of beer from the catering company BEFORE the wedding even started

Ian McReynolds

First time long time. Do you use an umbrella?

Ryan Scott

First time Never had one read. Loved the show in Vancouver. We were the drunk couple catching heaters out back after the show and ran into you guys and got a picture! You guys are the shit! Is it garbage if you listen to so much are you garbage that you develop a garbage Philly accent.

Fat Chicks Only

Is it garbage to push an obese family member through a Chinese buffet in their wheelchair?

SteveHarveyOswald

$20 bozo, NHOR AYG if back in grade school you used to give the homies half pieces of gum and tell them they ain’t need the whole piece? Love you 3 dirtbags. S/o New Guy Luke how ya dern

TJ L.

10 dollar bizo here, is it garbage to recreate famous fast food meals at home and claim it “healthier”

Ima Richard

If you guys still want to sponsor some kind of a race car team I think I've got the perfect one. Look into Street Outlaws the guy's name is Brad but he goes by B-RAD he races a Lumina and the name of his car is LUMINASTY. He is a lower teir team so I don't think it would cost that much but they have big events every Friday and Saturday night and they are live streamed on YouTube. Maybe even go to a live event somewhere they're all over the country.

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie recently had one read, Is it garbage if you cut your fishing line with your teeth?

Foley’s_lost_son

$10 Bimbo NH1R Is it garbage to listen to Are You Garbage while taking garbage to the landfill?

Bridget Mahoney

Is it garbage to ask for free tickets to the cruise?

Chris s

$10 homie nhor. Is it garbage to know that your oven is preheated because of the smell? Not somking. Think ten year old oven or 90s oven distinct smell.

Flopthewopwantsamuzzietogivehimsloppytop

$10 Canadian homie never had one read. Is it garbage to have a catchphrase. For example my co-worker ends every convo in person with cheers….

Curveball Romeo

$10 PNW Homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if your Mom has a baby grand piano in her single wide trailer (yes, she can play it)

Gravy Seals

Hey homies, $10 shareholder here. Is it garbage to use your old underwear as a shammy cloth to clean your car out? They’re fruit of the loom so they’re extra absorbent, if that matters. Those undies have seen some shit, no pun intended.

1millerlight2glasses

10 doller green card homie, is it garbage to peek into every room in the hospital hallway as you walk down.

1millerlight2glasses

10$ green card homie, is it garbage to be officially labeled "low moral character" by the federal government and then denied U.S. citizenship?..yikes.

Brendan Faulkner

Hey guy, 10$ homie here, more of an idea than a question, would it be garbage or possibly illegal(?) to get on the cruise clean but then have my buddy fly a drone with a goody bag to my cabin balcony ? Seems like a good way to get some weed in international waters

Wes Wainwright

Are you garbage if you've ever deep fried mozzarella sticks in the bathroom?

Glugger's Pub

$10 shareholder, NHOR. Is it garbage for your 2 year old son to have a mullet? P.S. he is also named after my favorite football player

Eelio's Pizza

I cleaned out the inside of my car for the first time in months. Is it garbage if I found french fries from 4 different chains under in between/under the front seats? (McDs, BK, 5Gs and Wendy's)

Sure

$10 homer NHOR is it garbage to pronounce Chipotle as Chipolte (you’d be surprised how many people do this)

Gonzo $10 Board Member

$10 Hommie - NH0R, is it garbage to demand dividends from ya bazOOs? Love you guys, the dynamic, the insults, rollin with the punches, you all great. Happy for your success....where's the dividends fuckers 🤣

Josh Grantham

$5 bozo, NHOR, is it garbage if your cable gets cut off from nonpayment, so your step dad climbs the telephone pole to reconnect it so you can watch the Daytona 500? This happened when I was 10 by the way.

Hamburgler Helper

$10 Hoagie. NHOR. Have you ever played “tag” with airsoft guns?

Bring it on down to Levittown

$10 shart holder, NHOR boys. You ever been peed on by your boy while you’re settling a tab AT the bar? To be fair it was after a wedding

Cale Williams

Ever try to do your own piercing? Summer after freshman year of high school, had a tongue piercing go sideways on me.

Dirty Joe

Are you garbage if your parents grew up as next door neighbors?

Dirty Joe

Is it garbage that I share a birthday (same exact day and year) with my older brother and sister’s little brother but I am not related to that brother at all😂

Horse Girl

Can someone share the discord link?

Tyler

Scale of 1-10, how trashy is it to buy someone scratchers for their wedding present

Hoover104

$5 poor boy homie. Never had one read gang. Is it garbage to save an open/ half full sodie can in the fridge for later? My wife does this and drives me crazy. Half hour later and the soda is flat and disgusting

Primo Pistol Pete

$10 investor, long time listener. Are you garbage if you use a sword to open your beer? I forgot to the bottle opener in the kitchen and the sword hanging on the wall was closer

Ryan Vanderhei

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if your family had an announcement word for a fart? Growing up my family used to say “Howdy” whenever we were going to far to alert those in the vicinity.

Garbo

10 dolla homie never been seen or heard from before. Is it garbage to kill an inbred mutated kitten because someone ran it over and it's eye was falling out it's face?

AYGwillickers

I used to not drink at bars but I would order a pitcher of mountain dew at one of them and drink it by myself. is it garbage if they used to cut me off after the first one? it was a full sized beer pitcher

aunt tuddys big dirty milkers

10$ domestic investor still nhor, ayg if you found ur loan for ur boob job on the kreditkarma app ? Literally just made my last payment yesterday, how ya doin😎

AYGwillickers

I used to be a poster child for Easter seals in the 70s. one of my photo shoots when I was really, really young was being doted over by a bunch of playboy bunnies with the cotton tails and bunny ears. is it trashy that no one questioned that it was okay for a five year old to be around playboy models? I have the pic to prove it

Camwhite

Ahoy mateys, 10 dollar seamen never had one read. Did your parents keep a jar to put spare change in, and did you ever steal from it as a kid(or adult) for gas, and heater money

Joe

Is it Garbage to get a hair cut with flip flops on?

Kippies Nippies

Foleys bookie and ive come to collect....Do you call it a tissue or a kleenex?

Devon

Ayg if you went with your mom to an attorney’s office to file her third bankruptcy when you were 10…asking for a friend?

D.roe

$10 shareholder, NHOR. Are you garbage if you Venmo request your grandma at 2 am to help pay your bar tab?

Brody Earl

$10 Home Slice, NHOR. Was it garbage to put a fan shaped yard sprinkler under the trampoline to jump on wet and wild style?

Matteo Pescador

$10 homie, never had one read before...is it garbage to get aroused smelling your wife's armpits after she gets home from work?

Calvin Petersen

10 Dollar jambroni never had one read! are you garbage if you use diapers and duct tape around them flimsy accordion shits on the sides of an a/c window unit to keep the grasshoppers out of our double wide?

cleveland depression

are you garbage if you hold up a wawa because a group of your favorite comedians don’t come back to your town (cleveland) on their tour tobey getting sticky, kevdawg will get his burnies again, foley i’ll have my girlfriend make you potato rolls

Dude

$10 hoagie NHOR. AYG if you tell your homie to “cut short wipe deep” while he’s dropping a log because you’re in a hurry to go to the weed spot?

Adultsoda

$10 shareholder here. Never had one read. AYG if to save money instead of going to the bar with your co workers everyday for lunch you drive around the corner and eat a brownbag lunch with a couple road sodas?

Greg Kinnear

The people will not rest until you address the rumors that Kippy is moonlighting as Danish screen actor Magnus Millang. I promise you, google image it, it's him!!!

CheazyE

$10 Stunard never had one read Is it garbage to make up a disability to get out of a dui?

ParkingLotDonuts

Is it garbage, if I go around town spray painting “SCAM” on the signs around town trying to grift people (I.E. “you can make 20k a week, call now” “real estate investor seeking apprentice”) I go out at night and do it, like white trash batman.

Foley’s_lost_son

$10 dispose expert. Is it garbage to fight fire with fire. We pour gas on fire ant hills then drop a match and listen to them fry.

True North Trash

Are you garbage if you bring an air horn to a graduation ceremony?

StandUpBri

Is it garbage if your mom tries to start a fight with another woman in the grocery store? It happened 2 separate times one of which my mom was 7 months pregnant with my sister

Rick Slot

Is it garbage if your “in ground pool” is just a hole dug in the ground with an above ground pool in it?

Apple Jacks

First time long time $10 dollar homie, is it garbage if your uncle had to move to Africa to avoid Uncle Sam ? Only time he came back was when my grandma died to collect a check.

Richard C.

$10 home boy, my daughter calls the chunks of dust that fall off the fan blades “French fries”

Poopy pants

16.24$ Canadian Hoser (what a 10$ homie looks like after exchange rate and PayPal wets their beak)...Never had one read...How ydoin... Is it garbage if you have 3 sisters and an Aunt named Heather? 2 are half siblings from parents previous endeavors and 1 is a sister in law... Then my dad also has a sister named Heather....Craziest part is all the sisters maiden names (Robins, Robinson, and Robertson). It's a nightmare whenever I talk about my sister Heather cause it's always followed by "which one?"

MadiB Music

$10 homie, is it garbage if you have your daughter lie about her age to keep getting the kids meal even though she is 14. What am I supposed to do she eats like a bird and they want me to pay full price.

Spencer

$10 ham and cheese hoagie NHOR. Is it garbage if my dentist is next to a bait shop. And yes I live in the south

Jessica

$10 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to steal medical supplies from work so if you or your homies have a bad hangover you can start IV fluids to feel better

Trouser manicotti

$10 enabler here. Is it garbage to power wash the bathtub?

Davey

$10 homie Whats the worst thing either shot/squirted or landed in your eye. For me it was paint thinner (didn’t go blind)

Tuddy's Muse

$10 buck broad, never had one read. Have you ever done lawn maintenance with silverware? I recently used a steak knife to trim branches.

I bonked ur fat wife

$5 bozo here, what’s the trashiest thing you’ve used as a side table fellas? (Currently using a tv dinner tray)

DDDZELLI

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it trash to ask for more than one free snack during a flight. I am in the airport now and plan on asking for an extra snack to avoid buying food now 😂

Cody Winters

Any pet besides a cat or a dog is wierd and garbage

Jack McGurk

$10 delco dirtbag never had one read, is it garbage if your mother is 54 and still drinks nothing but twisted teas and white russians

Joe Angelhow

When is the last time you urinated in public?

AYGwillickers

is it trashy that I kinda wish they'd bring back mustard flavored doritos?

Nick K

$10 homie NHOR.... is it garbage to bring giant portraits of dead grandparents to a family gathering? My exwifes family doesn't do anything without 2ftX3ft portraits of their deceased grandparents sitting in the corner.

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 gentleman. Have you ever drank so much Dr. Pepper in the middle of the day that you had to cancel your afternoon plans?

ry

Aye guys, ryan from northern liberties philly here, nhor, $-45 ($10 fee and 35 over draft, wish I was lying), what's your relationship like with your trash truck guys? I just handed each member a cold pbr and said "alright one for the boys" dirtbag, tho classy imo

Bouncy Syrup

Is it garbage to trim your toenails with your fingers so you can smell them afterwards because the scent reminds you of cheese? 🧀 ❤️

MANBUTTER92

Is it garbage to scam your girls baby daddy every week to paying for my food ?? She told him that he needs to pay more in order to afford more groceries but really it’s to buy my lunch during the week at work and for my Fortnite vbucks, it’s about 200 more a week 😅 Back story: he’s a dead beat dad who never sees his son and use to hit her and abuse her so I feel like he deserves this

William Seme

$10 shareholder is it garbage to charge your electric toothbrush anywhere but the bathroom. For ex. the kitchen

Tootie and the blowfish

$10 steakholder Was there a moment of silence for Sajak leaving the wheel of fortune Also is wheel of fortune classy or trash

GluggerChamp2000

Is it garbage to keep a stash of potato chips in the car?

Joe

10$ Ten buck shmuck Is it garbage if, well, let me restate how garbage is it if your father and both of your buddies have shit there pants some once some more than twice within the past year (btw we are in our mid twenties and dads 54) ps how fucked up is it that the fellas that are puttin up numbers with the stink make fun of me for not driving through brown town.

William Nolan

$10 hommie here, never had 1 read. Are you garbage if you use your own personal boot as car security? Guy in my neighborhood keeps a boot on his van since the doors don’t lock, shoutout to it

Beefaroni Blaster

I always get a get kick out of Pretty Litter. Apparently the homies all have cats and want some nice litter

Fraser

Long time $14.50 Canadian (Scottish) sharetaker here... Have you ever had to take a shower during a party you've attended at someone else's house? (i once had a little drunken shatccident myself 😬)

Choosy Moms Choose Kippy

$10 homie never had one read! Is it garbage to park a limo on city streets? I live in Minneapolis and rely on street parking and this clown has taken up at least two spots for about six weeks now

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR... did your older cousins or siblings ever play dead on ya? My cousin Gary use to play dead to scare me and my fat ass fell for it every time.

Nate the great

$10 investor, never had one read. Is it garbage to have your own name tattooed on you in two different spots? My father in-law has his name tattooed across his stomach and on his chest along with his now divorced ex’s name.

Garbage Gobbler

$10 recent investor, never had one read. Is it garbage for your father to ask you to be his AA sponsor.

Alyssa whitworth

Rhetorical question. My tribe gets a thing called percapita from gaming money (casinos) and the money that minors make gets put into an account for them when they either graduate high school or receive the equivalent, we call it “18 money” They usually get around 20-25k. What kind of stupid shit would you guys blow your money on as an idiot 18 year old? The dumbest thing I’ve seen was a jet ski and the guy didn’t buy a trailer nor did he have a truck to pull it so it just sat in his back yard covered in tall grass lmao 😂

Troy J.

New 10 dollar homie former long time bozo. Never had one read. You or anyone you know refer to the ground outside as the floor?

Meaty Petey

10 dollar homey never read…is it garbage to shave your body outside to capitalize on the wind assisted clean up?!

gabage pal aunt Jamie

10 new homie obviously never had one read. Is it garbage if I switch out my dad's beers to NA beers and tell him they switched formula? He has dementia I am not a complete dirt bag

Jake

Is it garbage to eat someone’s food when they are finished eating. Your wife’s food sure but a friend or even someone you don’t know at the table. Hey are you finished with that. Shoot that’s a whole piece a salmon you left 🥳

LocalPizzaBandit

$10 Home skillet is it garbage if your waffle house cook wears a bullet proof vest

Platespinner42x29

10$ dinner club member. Are you garbage if you use the tooth brush to bring water from the faucet to your mouth to rinse instead of using a cup or your hands?

Yabaldfuk

$10 dolla makes Kippy holla Is it trash to not go on a road trip cause you know your car won’t make it?

Captain Winky’s Hemorrhoid

10 peso German here, never had one read. Is it garbage to have hamburgers (or any other non traditional breakfast food) for breakfast?

All The Toast

How many fast food apps do youse see when you unlock your phone?

Cakey n' a cupy

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to go to the unemployment office with your babysitter? aka Grandma. trash, trash, trash

Cross Eyed Jimmy

$10 board member, weekly commenter, can't get one read! is it garbage to pee in a condom to help your buddy pass a drug test just to fail the drug test anyway?

BugMan Good, BagMan Bad

$10 home NHOR is it garbage if your town has a parade for kids where they put the kids in 50 gal buckets on their side, on wheels, and pull them behind a farm tractor?

Cousin Vinny

Had one read Watching movies with the fam Growing up, during a sex scene did youse: Cover your eyes Leave the room Or power through the awkwardness Ps I would bail aareeeall Quick

Tyler

15$ canadian homie NHOR is it garbage to want to attend the ayg cruise just to try to beat the buffet and open bar? i plan to drink atleast my ticket value. drugs in a room is great but really looking forward to drugs on a boat!

Rob L

10$ homie NHOR, youse ever thrown something at a street sign?

Skid mark Clark

$5 Lt. here. Are you garbage if you’ve never been to Hawaii but still pronounce it Haviey

Willy Costigan Jr.

Is it trash to rent a U-Haul, not to move, but to road trip, because you can’t rent a car until you’re 25?

Barry McCockiner

$5 trash homie with 1 extra cromie never had one read. Is it garbage to park in the back of a crowded Walmart parking lot and swap windshield wipers with the newest vehicle you can find when your wipers get worn out?

Jesus Is...rael and hates frisbees

I don't have a question this week, but I just realized that you guys haven't had Jordan Jensen on the podcast yet. She is absolute trash and I would love to hear her story. Just a thought love youse 💚

The Bifocalled Bozo

Are you garbage if you get your political news from stand up comics?

Taylor Notso Swift

Long time listener, never had one read. 10$ dude btw, no big deal. Is it garbage if some has mistook your yard for having a yard sale?

Chris Allen

$10 homie who bought the card game in the mail and it’s lost… sad? Of course! Did the army grow because of it? Hell yes!! Say hello to your newest recruiter

TiceNits

Is it garbage to use a fedex delivery truck to move? I know a guy. Can send a pic of the truck in my driveway.

Tootie and the blowfish

Is it garbage to make a to go box at a wedding cousin of mine was married and the parents of the bride had bbq and all the trimming watched a few family members load up some to go box as they were leaving

The Deelz

$10 homie. Is it garbage if your dad used to put his cigs out into a empty diet Pepsi can while driving and on more than one occasion take a sip out of it because he forgot. This would happen about once a week on the way to school.

Sheriff Hugh Tokes

Is it trash to have dedicated pocket knife as a can opener. Thanks in advance

DXL Hughley

Anybody else try to make Jackie sauce after the boys read the recipe during the hard feelings episode

Kacie Zeegulbower

Is it garbage to FaceTime someone who bought the UFC fight so you can watch it for free?

Platespinner42x29

Yoo 10$ well documented homie…youse ever clog a toilet on a courtesy flush and have it overflow while you’re still sitting on it?

Phillip Oliver Wholes

First time long time. Are you garbage if you only play read dead redemption 2 for the online poker

BugMan Good, BagMan Bad

$10 homie (howyadoin) NHOR… at what age does it become garbage to smoke blunts? What about bong rips? And lastly, are joints the only acceptable option for people over 30? - Love, A 36 year old blunt smoker

Tootie and the blowfish

Uncle kippy is it garbage to use Dino chicken nuggets to make a chicken wrap

Wes Wainwright

Can we get a list of all the bands Toby has worn shirts from?

Posh Pretender

Long time homey, my 2nd submission. I always laugh at "what's the name of the street you grew up on?" question. I grew up and parents still live on 'name's street extension. Written 'Name' St Ext.

Jack Mack juice

Are you garbage if you poop in the women’s room instead of waiting for the men’s room to open up ?

J R

First time homey, is it garbage if your house and vacation house are both campers?

Aaron

10 dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you drop salsa on your shirt and use the chip to clean it off your shirt?

Large glass of Foley’s Dinner Milk

$5 bozo never had one read. Are you garbage if your yearly childhood vacation was to whatever town your dad’s church league softball World Series tournament was in? (PS, the nicest place we ever went was Rock Hill, South Carolina).

grffnsean

You ever shower then put the clothes you were wearing (not too smelly) back on? -Downashore Sean

Mike Oxlong

$10 homie, never had one read. Are garbage if your dad built a new truck instead of buying one. When my youngest brother was born and our dad needed a truck with a backseat. Instead of buying one, he found a cab and frame from an extended cab and took everything else from his single cab to build a new truck.

Tess Tickles

$10 homie FtLt Are you garbage if you’ve been to a monster truck rally

J

Kippy is not that funny.

Missbeccaarcher

$10 homie never had one read, are you garbage if you’ve had to steal the AA batteries out of your Swiffer WetJet because your vibrator died mid session?

Mook

Is it garbage to sell coke and drive a crown vic? I knew a guy in high school who drove a crown vic and sold coke and dudes would freak the fuck out.

caitlyn

$10 dumb broad again, Is it garbage if when you feel sick your grandma says you're "feelin punky"? I've never heard any one else say that but i thinks it's weird as shit. Thanks boys!

brandon shea

$10 jackweed never had one read… are you garbage if you return items under $5?? Saw my dad routinely buy and try cheap snacks from the grocery store, return for refund if he didn’t like the taste

Garbo

10 dolla sleeper agent here. Is it garbage to use monster for Jaeger bombs?

troy

10 dolla homie make you holla, is it garbage if you run window ac units that I’ve collected over the years for free, in the house bc it’s cheaper than central air? (My electric bill was $300 a month June through August before i did this now it’s roughly $170 a month in that window)

fannafannafanna

Never had one read long time hommie! Is it garbage to put foil over a plate and eat on it and toss the foil so you don’t have to wash a plate after?

Hydroxy-Collin-Quinn

Do you or anyone in your family refer to canker sores ( don't know if I spelled canker right) as dislocated taste buds? My parents did. And I now realize they are bozos

ScottyPfromdablock

Do you fix the inside-out socks before or after foldin them up and putting away? it’s understandable to think folding and putting away clothes that are inside out is trash, but I’ve never once been bothered by a clean pair of socks that are inside out. Meanwhile doing it with all the other laundry is unbearable. Needless to say… I have an entire drawer fool of loose individual socks. Almost 0 matching pairs

Sean Sheedy

Guys. I have a real legitimate question here. I just had a realization that we talk mayonnaise to every guest. Hellman's is obviously the choice. BUT... You PA boys need to understand that's not just a question of Hellman's vs Miracle Whip (aka not even Mayonnaise). What about the king in town? Gotta say that Heinz mayo is pretty damn good too. It's never been brought to the table. My family is Heinz EVERYTHING. Even mayo. We forget sometimes that there is a solid #2 out there. You can't forget the backup QB. The guy that can get you through a game when the Starter gets hurt.

Tin

$10 boozer Grand pianos that play by them selfs. Trash or classy? Just a fancy casio hahaha

Henry halkias

You ever smoke a heater out of a pipe or bong in an attempt to to buzz off less tobacco, meaning a cigarette lasts longer?

Glitchy

10 dallaer Canadian homie 2 questions Is it trashy to ask someone what time it is still and is it trashy to use a store window reflection as a mirror?

LardAss

Any of the other homies having an issue with content availability? Everything after "Haunting at Tuddy's" (Oct 30 2022) through "Wild and Wonderful Whites 2" (May 2024) is gone now. I usually filter oldest to newest and select video. Did it today and all that stuff is just gone. The home page will only let me load until "Jackie Sauce" as well.

Slippin Jimmy

Ever seen someone that lives in a trailer but not a park?Knew a kid in school that lived in a trailer in a field.

Danny the clammy

New $10 homie, never had one read: AYG if you use your hair to floss your teeth? 😝

BloominFunyun

New $5 homie, never had one read: Youse ever eat medicine as a snack? Sometimes a cherry Pepto chewable really hits the spot even if my tum-tum is feeling fine. As a kid I would pretend to be sick just to get a nip of that sweet sweet grape Dimetapp.

Sugawatta

$10 ding dong here. Is it garbage to leave a spoon in the freezer to catch a bite of ice cream while you’re in the neighborhood?

Pattys milk man

$10 bozo neva had one read. Is it garbage if you filled out the are you garage cruise survey with $80 in your bank account

Lagerhead O’Toole

Feet hanging out the car window- definitely not class, but is it trash?

The Tragically Hick

$15 in loonies homie. Is it garbage to only half peel off the seal on food containers with a lid like chip dip, sour cream, etc. “because it lasts longer”. I’m convinced my parents are nuts.

Rob L

10$ hoagie NHOR, youse ever backflip from a swing?

Reuben Staton

10$ homie NHOR, youse guys puff your cheeks out when you hold your breath?

dean-o

Recent 10$ homie long time listener do you or a family member still rock tapout clothing

Rigatoni

$10 new to the patron, long time Spotify listener. Is it garbage if your small town's only Wawa permanently closes because of mold in the ceiling, only to have Wawa refuse to rebuild a new store and make your town sign a contract that they can not let another convenience store open within 20 years. All we have now is a Sunoco that is absolutely vile.

Brodrick Bornmann

I need to see Charlie Behrens or the you betcha guy on AYG

Brodrick Bornmann

As someone has lives in Minnesota, Iowa, Nashville, Morristown, and Easton PA, who has managed the sales and marketing plans for Doublemint, Skittles, Dial Soap, Nuttella, and Ferrero Rocher. Someone who only takes Uber Black XL’’s, and was heartbroken to hear Gallaghers lied on their health code rating, I laugh at what you all determine is Garbage or not

Henry halkias

What’s the line between having a dad bod and being a fatass?

CheeseMeToPleaseMe

1 yr senior Member of the Board, never had one read. Ever laugh so hard you think you may have shit your pants just a little? Worthy of a discreet trip to the bathroom for a safety wipe just in case?

Catplark

Hypothetically, if someone were to find 50+ lottery (draw game) tickets on the street outside of their house, is it garbage to collect them, pretend to throw them out in case the neighbors are watching, and scan for winners?

Hot Brown

Brand new ten dollar homie! Never had one read. Are you garbage if you gift a bug zapper has a house warming gift? We're not talking a knock of Temu piece. This is a mid 90's scare-your-dogs-and-kids sizzle edition. Love the show! Hope to sail the high seas with youse!

BugMan Good, BagMan Bad

$10 homie NHOR AYG if you tape your external hard drive to your laptop to increase your storage space?

Burntramen69

First time long time , is it garbage to use empty Johnson popcorn buckets for left over purposes ? May or may not have a bucket of pasta in the fridge

Jay-J Funguy

Is it garbage to buy Pez refills without a Pez dispenser?

James & James

First time long time, Is it garbage if you say to your one year old son, it’s tony mcmullen everybody! Hey Pal!

Evan

Never had one read before, $10 homie. Are you garbage if you are in the frozen food aisle and see there is an elios sicilian style, and say I know what’s for dinner now?

Omar Doukali

Hey fellas! I own a pizzeria in south jersey! You guys need to stop by!!! Everything will be taken care of!!!!

Critk

NHOR $0.87 investor Is it garbage to yell ATL HOE out the window of a moving car….. this was in Minnesota. I stand my by decision

andrew cavasos

90 minute episodes! Especially with guests

true thread prince Pete Seidel

New 14.50 candian traash. Is it garbage to teach your kids how to say words in trashy american accents like "hawt dawg" or " wooder" so you can confuse the shit out of their kindergarden teacher?

Rollie foleys

Long time listener first time questioner, $10 homie. Have u ever showered wearing ur cloths to avoid a round of laundry for just one outfit?

Foley moley

10$ homey. Nhor. Pop tarts- toasted or cold?

Brandon

AYG if your uncle gave you a lit ciggy to light fireworks with on the 4th when you were just 12? His rules were you can smoke this one but I better never catch you smoking after tonight. He definitely caught me smoking after tonight.

Cody Winters

Flip flops or Slides ?? 🩴 👡 ☀️. 🏖 🗑

Aussie Rubbish

What was your most memorable drift or burnout, and how much property damage did you cause?

Pat

Ever know anyone who joined a cult?

Twisted Schnifter

New bozo, never had one read. (Live show in Portland was so fucking fun, can't wait to see youz again!) Ever reuse a garbage bag?

Jimmy Heaters

Jimmy heaters here, veteran homie. Are you garbage if your mailman drives anything other than a USPS mail truck? Bonus points if they drive from the passenger seat and reach over to the steering wheel on a normal american left hand drive vehicle.

Whitpain Hills Ex-Rentee

$10 hoagie never had one read, is it garbage if as a kid you went over your friend's house and there was one room in their house that you guys weren't allowed to go in?

Ryne Allen

$10 Bozo, Is it Garbage to combine the old bar of soap with the new bar of soap because it's too small to use, but too big to throw away?

Cousin Vinny

5$ homie here , potential 10$ homie. Is it garbage if you saw a large snake in your garage and didn’t say anything knowing my wife would find it while I was at work?

Erick Morales

Are the rumors true - that they placed the Patreon Preview of the Todd Tuckey episode on the main page this week to tease a Todd Tuckey Patreon episode for this weekend?

Lady Esco

Is it garbage if you take something “new in box” home from the dump? Whaaaat it is was a Blackstone!

TuddysUndercoverLover69420

New $10 financial partner here never had one read. Is it garbage to have a step-grandfather?? Grandma still playing fast and loose let me tell ya.

Mr Neptunes Oil Guy

$10 long time, on time, rent payer. Is it garbage to keep bringing your rich friend out just to buy drinks. My friends and I use to say he was just paying his republican tax to us poor kids.

Matt Guarino

Is it garbage if your wedding is in an aquarium on Halloween and guests were required to wear Halloween costumes and the groomsmen are dressed as the Marvel Avengers?

G’ahead

First time all time homie never had a question read! Ever run outta toilet paper mid shit and have to use take out napkins to finish the job? I’ve had to use take out receipts before, ALL JAMMED UP!

Jacob Widdel

Sup fellas , 10$ wedding funder, are you garbage if the house you grew up in was bought and moved off the property and used as a lake home(trailer park class baby) love yous guys

John

Hey boyz $10 investor never had one read, just wanted to say that when I was an infant my uncle accidentally stuck me head first into a ceiling fan. Love the show

99 Jeep Liberty

Ever gone grocery shopping with more than one kid? 🗑️

Cameronisonfire

$10 homie never had one read! Is it garbage to propose to your girlfriend on a pontoon boat?

Kickin Wing

Have you ever ate so much food you woke up feeling hungover the next day?

Kickin Wing

Do you leave a tub of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” out on the table for all family dinners (including fancy Christmas and Easter dinners)

Jon

Long time homie never had one red. Is it garbage to use a 2x4 as a lock for a sliding glass door?

Brew Bastard

$20 bozo here is it garbage if you tell your non-labor working friends “ you motherfuckers wouldn’t last a day in my boots.” For reference I deliver beer Tuesday-Friday and tow/repo cars on the weekends if needed. Can’t wait to see you guys in Red Bank!!!!!

joel olsteens alter boy

$10 scratch off investor here. You’s ever overdraft on your AYG Patreon subscription? Jammed up big time boys.

Street Road King

$10 stake holder bucks county guy. Is it garbage to be pissed off that we didn’t get a full Kill Tony episode with the homies?

Bingo Bango

$10 homie here for life! Here’s one for youse…ever been stuck in a tree?

Tuddys personal walker

$10 tuddy puller, ever stay at a new girls house after drinks and mistake her house for yours and you start to pee in a room you think it’s your bathroom. 2 doors down on the right you thought. Turns out it’s the laundry room.

ZanderGuy

$20 homie here! Have you ever bought a pack of used blackjack cards from a casino??