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Are You Garbage - Contest Finalists (Video) (Patreon)

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2024-07-07 16:30:01
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What up, homies! This week the boys go through the nine finalists in the Patreon contest and choose a winner! Love youse!

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Are You Garbage - Contest Finalists

What up, homies! This week the boys go through the nine finalists in the Patreon contest and choose a winner! Love youse!

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Jackson

Ayeee let’s go

PCC

Needed this Sunday ep

Sweet P

Mornin’ boys

Santos Banuelos

Is it trash that when i go to church and the pues are blocked off i say what is this China?? Can’t sit where you want now

Santos Banuelos

Is it trash that my mugger money is a glock 19? 17 hollow points how you doinnn

Donald Flippin

Glad justice was served and Foley got his cash. Hopefully now he can pay off his 2020 trip to Paris before his 2024 wedding in Hawaii.

Brett B

LETS GOOO VOTE FOR BRETT BURNS, TENT MAN

April Medders

Been patiently waiting for this gold to drop!❤️

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

Foley just made me think of a good Garbage question... Do you say "post to" instead of "supposed to"... as in "We're post to be friends, Toby."

Ben Mahoney

Yo, Alyssa was kinda sexy!

Bobbi Wasabi

I'm team Alyssa, Monanians need to stick together!!

Matty Mac

Oh, I didn’t know we were allowed to lie in our submissions.. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Ken Robertson

What an emotional rollercoaster this whole thing was lol. To go from the boys personal short list to the homies not voting for me, which I respect by the way, has been a blast. Congrats to the garbagio we got in here and good luck!

Alyssa whitworth

Holy shit I’m gringey 😵‍💫🥲 I wish I had longer time to think through what I was gonna say and do but the cabinets had my back……. They always have my back…

Jennifer Mitsubishi

That's a Nissan 240 SX broken down in the back at Compound Jason's! 😂

Dusty Stephens

Every location in America is 100miles from a McDonalds

DannyAllright

The only Water Jason got on himself throughout his video was the condensation from his screamer.

kenny

compound jason got it!!

Garbage Can Dan

How about we all vote for Cristina so we can watch the boyz cower in the corner when she brings her snake to the studio. Yikes.. lol And btw Calgary isn't even close to Buffalo youse bozos...its over 2000 miles away. Love youse guys up here in Ontario

casual carrier

I have a roommate who’s around 70 yo (everyone else in the house is early to mid 30s) who has a coffee pot in his room. Woodnt be a big deal besides the fact he lives downstairs directly next to the bathroom, so it either smells like fresh coffee or fresh dookie all day, everyday.

m

Big Tim and compound guy, each do 30mins of the ep

bealiobealio

its a studio apartment!!! ala air fryer guy!!

Joey Pepitone, Tree RBIs

Compound Jason has it going on. The Patriotism of the Pig Scramble and the American Flag brought a tear to my eye.

Adam Oliver

TOBY, THIN OREOS ARE SUPREME!!!

KippsPepNips

Has anyone ever asked about who the British guy in the intro is? To me it sounds like foley doing a great accent

Big Man Ting

I’m only at compound Jason but he is our representative

Tommy Heglin

Thanks everyone! The minute clip was hard to do. Everyone’s was great! Just lmk the day you’re filming with Jason.ill show up. If he’s true garbage he will miss his bus! (No way he’s got plane $)

Amber Crambie

Chris Schafer! had me from the jump, solidified by kitchen appliances in the bedroom. The glasses were the cherry on the trashiest sundae! let's get it!

Jeff Carpenter

Got fired from 2 McDonald's. One for insubordination and the other for flicking hot pickles off the grill at the fry guy.

Mitchell Henley

Congrats compound Jason he definitely seemed like the best podcast guest, good entries.

TedTheoLogan

Shout the fuck out to White Claw Surges. Top of the line gluggers.

neil barby

when are we getting the hansy pansy cam? get that gorgeous dog on screen!!

LISA_Halle

Wouldn't it have been better if the homies and bozos got to vote on the finalist?

TeddyLite

Christina is evidence of the crazy to hot scale

will larkin

14:05 thats just oakerson but less gay

Wes Wainwright

If you're shocked by how many McDonald's there are, you should look up how many Dollar Generals there are PS, when I was a kid, during summer I would be awake at 2AM playing a game and would bring the Fry Daddy in the bathroom next to my room. So Chris, I understand. My parents never asked me why the bathroom smelled like chicken tenders.

Foley Days

Guy in the car sucks. Revoke his Patreon.

Tuddy'sCutties

Congrats CJ, that entry was top shelf. Proud garbage + clean livin'. Doing a flip while holding a beer, how could he not get it? All videos were kickass <3 love youse

SlowMoRomo

The kid that lives in the tent was giving off Covid School video essay vibes

EyeCFoley@target

Swing and a miss boys. Better episode would be the kid that was kidnapped or Big Tim. Jason already told us everything. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Papi Chulo

Big Tim was my favorite, MA bias definitely played a role. Compound Jason’s edit was too fancy to be trash.

Uncle Smokey

just started the ep congrats to all the finalists, but fuckkkkkkkkkk lol i was in the top 20 im devastated i didnt get to submit my video lol but shout out all the gang and homies, lets go round 2..i aint out yet haha

Bing Bong

car in the background of CJ’s video is a Nissan 240sx. any chance he thought he’d drift it?

Greglorious

Saying Calgary and Buffalo were close was one of the most unintentionally funny things I’ve heard. Also Toby get the fuck out of here with thin Oreos

Spitfire542

It was Jason from the moment he showed up in a swamp.

UncleHankDontPlay

I swear if y’all pick Christina, I’m going to jump off of something. She’s HOT. We get it!! but she’s in no comparison to the others. & I mean that with love! sorry snake lady!

Denzel Crawley

I stood up and clapped for compound Jason

DOLLAR

The only time I had hotdogs in an actual bun growing up was at a cookout. If it was at home, It was white bread 100% of the time

Mike Hunt

Jason hands down!

juicefizz

Compound Jason seems like an ALL TIME hang

Zakk

you guys see the new movie, fly me to the moon lmao

Matt in MA

Jason all day but Big Tim needs more investigation P.s. thank you to all of the finalists for entertaining vids and also making me appreciate how good I have it

Tyler

i don't need to see any more compound jason wins

Dr. Chalupacabra

Jason, Alyssa and Tim seemed like the best but i do think the winner should be flown out, runner ups you can zoom call them

GloriousSquid

I really think they should have one in person and 2 or 3 others as zoom calls. Also I think if any of them come to a live show in addition to getting a free ticket pull them up on stage and give them 5-10 minutes of grilling

AnonymousDogDad

Tbone - Screenshot the car, open the screenshot, zoom in on the screenshot.

Kevin

Big Tim all the way baby!!!

D Brizzle

Man!! This is inconic garbage! Special mention to two opposite contestants, the hyped up Gabriel and the chill man Big Tony. Love youse all!!

ThadCastle

You know big Tim was only the second biggest baby by “an ounce or two”

Skunk Ape

Brett was the one man. That’s real trash in all the best ways

Fritz

Yo...Big Tim for the win! What are we doin??? Second biggest baby? "That should hold up in court" You got my vote BT!!

Toilet Rug

Kippy calls the cabinets!

Connor

Foley calling the dealership service reminder the “registration” is HILARIOUS. Love youse boys

Connor

The most garbage thing I can think about myself is my mom was a counselor in a jail and had a relationship with an inmate. They caught her because she wrote him a love note and they matched her handwriting to her notes from work. That was her first husband 😂😂

mike nelson

Hot Dog Egg Roll is called a Bulldog. put cheese in it too. dip it in teriyaki/mayo sauce

Tommy.. D Official west coast garbage affiliate.

It's gotta be Big "stramismis" Tim or Compound J ... The first gal A Dubs .. was rad too.. I purpose.. (as a share holder) we have , not a dual guest episode,but perhaps a split decision and have 2 homie Eps.. Compound J has my garbage heart . But Big T is ... Right there.

Dizzy

Gunna be a good episode

Tommy Heglin

Answer to the northern lights. One of my alias’ I use is ‘Rory Boreallis”. It gets hard to pull it off every time the news talks about the northern lights. Really blows my cover!

Sure

Jason if your reading nice s14 get that running plz

George

Acting like you've never steered with your knees before.

Roy Draco

Shout out Brett for the One Piece flag!

Galaxiecruiser

That thing on Rudy’s lip has a thing on its lip.

Justin Norcia

Bring on all 9 and do a series. I'd watch every episode

NickStrippr

Jase’ll be a goood hang

Johnathan Ballz

I absolutely wanna hear more from Brett and the snake girl

Fraser

Calgary is basically on the other side of the continent from Buffalo... A cool 2,500 miles apart!

Jake

Let me just tell all youse something. I love ya. Army of garbage and the bozos just puts me in my comfort zone ❤️

Preston

all great, Big Tim the kiddo saying the park was home run material, i understand why they picked jason, but all were A+ (except herpes guy, hes in thailand, sounds like new money)

Curveball Romeo

I’m sorry. Did they imply that Buffalo, NY & Calgary, Alberta are “close by” 🤣

Evan E

First off if you have insurance let alone full coverage. Automatically disqualified. If you have a passport that wasn’t purchased in a back room. Automatically disqualified. Lastly take an Oreo, hit it with canned whip cream. Amazing!!! Compound Jerry is obvious winner

David.Neil.314

Well done everyone. These need to be done every few months. So much trash to uncover

Lester Diamond

It think they are out of shit at this point.

Taco Tycoon

As one of the finalists (Bills Mafia Jay) Compound for the win!!!

Swiss Bobbings

Shout out to the first chick for putting me on to white claw surge! They hittin

BigDee

Nah the golden Oreos are way better than regular Oreos😂😂

Henry Schnifter

Definitely a Nissan 240sx in the background. It’s every dirt bag’s “this thing will have a big turbo setup one day” car.

Kevin Shrodes

I cannot believe you boys didnt call out bills mafia for looking just like Bert . Also Bryan Johnson from tell em Steve Dave is perfect. for the show

Dirty Joe

If the guy that was floating in the pool doesn’t win I’ll be upset 😂