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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-07-08 16:23:53
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. Thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

Hoagies in a room

Do you get excited when your Wawa order number is 420 or 69?

Phony Robbins

when was the last time you ate fast food INSIDE the establishment

Bingo Bango

$10 homie for life here. Got one for youse…ever been stuck in a tree?

Jeron Hopkins

First time long time, never had one read. Is it garbage to pee in your bathing suit in the water? My friend told me she pulls her bathing suit to the side so she doesn’t pee in her bathing suit. I’m scared of those fish that swim in your peepee (keep it pg for youtube)

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Is it garbage to steal good dirt a bucket at a time to fill in the backyard from a job site over the span of a year

joel olsteens alter boy

First time long time, $10 bozo here. You’s ever overdraft on your AYG Patreon subscription? Jammed up over here boys.

Rob L

$10 homeslice NHOR, IIG to “shoot” the grocery cart back into the corral. Bonus points for distance/curve.

Cameronisonfire

$10 homeboy never had one read. Is it garbage to propose to your girlfriend on a pontoon boat?

Frank Dawg

$10 stockholder NHOR, is it garbage to yell, “Pizza’s here” when the pizza delivery guy knocks on your door, even though it’s just you & your dog at home?

Menthol Connect

No question just love the army of garbage ✊🏼❤️

Ansonex

Are you garbage if you’ve had an on demand movie rental expire halfway through a scene, told my girl I’d catch her up.

HoagieHammock609

$10 bozo, first time long time. Just moved, how long is too long to not throw out the empty cardboard boxes?

ItchyButtCrack_

$10 Slim-Jim here, NHOR, is it garbage to walk your dog in a graveyard?

Jruff

Ten dollar bozo never had one read… you ever find mold on your bread and your mom says to eat it because its just penicillin

BaddieFoley

$10 glugger, Is it garbage that so many people say itch themselves instead of scratch themselves? I hear it more often than not. You scratch an itch not the other way around.

Kay Jay Peterman

Ever go to a christening and you don’t know the baby you just go for a party

B.Step

Long time ten dollar asshole here! NHOR. AYG if you continue to defrost your freezer with a hair dryer once a month, cus the timer is jacked up and I refuse to schedule a service call?

Kenny

Is it more garbage to A) have completely mismatched, old, out of shape furniture or B) have that same old furniture but a couple random "nice" things that you can't stop telling people about in an effort to dress it all up My aunt used to do that with some random lamp she found at a thrift store

Colby Ward

Wanted to tell you guys I’ve been watching the shows backwards right? Well Ian says he Venmo name so I requested $100 from him for the “Pentucky Mutual Fund” he denied it a few weeks later. Kids busy 🙏

Brew Bastard

$20 bozo here is it garbage to tell your non-labor working friends “ you motherfuckers wouldn’t last a day in my boots”. For reference I deliver for a beer company Tuesday-Friday and tow/repo cars on weekends if needed. Can’t wait to see you guys in Red Bank!!!

Big Matty

While on vacation, do you put your clothes away in the hotel drawers or just grab them right out of the suitcase?

Chris Henkel

Are you garbage if some household items have little price tag stickers on them from a yard sale you had? Keepin watchu don’t sell

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie. Is it garbage to cut your fishing line with your teeth?

ConDog

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to join the Patreon and ask for a job application?

Jennifer Mitsubishi

$20 homette, NHOR (for real). Is it garbage if you have been your mom's maid of honor 3 times? (And she married your dad 2 years before you were born, so not that one). 😂 Also, I turned down the most recent one.

Roy Draco

$10 homie NHOR Are you garbage if you have a stretch limo in your driveway?

Chode Jorts

Is it garbage to show up to your high school reunion in the same car you had when you graduated?

Max Stumpf

10 dollar charity member, is it garbage to keep every sticker on your hat so it looks brand new every time you wear it?

Smashing Blumpkins

What are some trashy common sayings or talking points? For example - Every year my dad always says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity that'll get ya" and my mom constantly brings up how the water in their area is "hard".

Houtz

Long time shareholder....Is it garbage to only condition your hair on vacation because its provided by the hosting establishment?

Brett B

Is it garbage that you Apple Airplayed the AYG finalist episode on the family TV and watched it with family and family friends together like it was the Super Bowl? (I was in the top nine it was the most famous anyone in the family has ever been😂)

BigGucciBinLaden

$10 Goon here is it garbage to perfer the inauthentic version of food dish...I'm Mexican I love Mexican street tacos but I also love tacobell

Scuff McGuff

10 Dollar Love you long time, Is it garbage for your 70 year old dad to take his daily vitamins with a glass of wine?

The Peanut Patrol

Is it garbage to take the Atomic Challenge at the Quaker Steak and Lube in the airport because you didn't pack enough clothes and know you can win the free shirt?

F. Holey

$10 homie, never had one read. Do youse take photos with the stiff at a funeral? Will never forget my aunt posing my cousins in front of my cold grandpa and telling them to smile.

Rachel Shive

Never had one read, are you garbage if your husband is bringing a WWE championship belt to the red bank show to give to foley to crown him the garbage chief

Big man is cool in my book

$10 Kippys drill company investor here , How old were you when your dirt bagginess really began ? I was 18 when I found out that as long as you pay a bill within 30 days of the due date, it doesn’t affect your credit and from there on out I have been a professional plate spinner.

Cutie PaTuddy

Is it garbage to keep a running list of your own answers to common AYG questions, just in case you're on the pod one day? milk with dinner brother had a PT Cruiser Myrtle Beach 5 times Canned Apple Juice

O.T Junior

Yo what’s up, actually “never had one read” here. Is it garbage to dump your kids broken toys and garbage and the daycare next door? Asking for a friend…

HouseMoneyAnt

Brand new $10 homie - is it garbage to set a different birthday in all of your food apps so you get a week full of treats? Got chick-fil-a on deck tomorrow…

Aaron Vasquez

Never had one read. Is it garbage if you went to a NON-Religious public school and had strict uniform policy enforced to limit gang affiliated clothing and/or accessories also limit females from dressing skany. P.S. This was for my middle school.

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to blow your nose and then check the tissue to inspect your snot load?

Shakin’ Tits and Takin Shits

Hey! TDHNHOR (Ten dollar homie, never had one read). Are you garbage if you went to urgent care because you thought you gave yourself oral cancer from vaping? Turned out I cut my mouth up eating nachos too fast.

Cody Grandfield

Are you garbage if your buy your friend a fast food gift card for their birthday, but then end up keeping it because you didn't have any money left over for food for the week?

isetthem

Is it garbage that axe body spray and monster energy combination smells reminds me of high school? From your boy Charlie.

AYGwillickers

is it garbage if you use your cell phone to change channels on your roku because you keep losing the roku remote?

Bryce

$10 homie. Are you garbage if you tip less than the default amounts on delivery apps but put in an odd number so it’s not obvious?

Sacred

$10 investor NHOR, are you garbage if you had your car window broken and you just duct tape a curtain to it

Jb Henry

$10 part-time employee. Is it garbage to take your drivers exam multiple times in your twenties because your license has been expired for too long?

qwchee

Anyone who likes trashy reality shows, watch My Big Gat Gypsy Wedding or Gypsy Sisters, both on HBO. Every episode is a masterclass in being total garbage, I’ve never seen anything like it.

JHerb4

$10 homie, never had one read, Do you call it a string trimmer or a weed whacker?

Swiftnuttly

Ftlt, or whatever. It's it garbage to do road beers with your mom? On the way to late night Walmart grocery shop we'd often fill a couple travel coffee cups with coors light (or keystone if we're being frugal) for the trip.

Wayne Beerzky

$10 dollar homeskillet here - NHOR - Is it garbage to throw your hat back on immediately after a haircut?

Bean Machine

$10 homie, NHOR. Thoughts on riding a bicycle with a neck brace

FatCourtPlaintiff

$10 bozo NHOR. I’m sure you bozos know the answer but you should ask some of your classier gets if they know what the fruit flavor in creamsicle ice cream is? Love youse

Brown trash

$20 nutsack NHOR: Is it garbage to claim that tattoos don’t hurt?

Kenny G

$10 Homie never had one read. AYG if your 53 yo mother gets a boxers fracture from punching a door?

Mike Shafer

$10 sleeper cell here. Is it garbage if you have to pay you gas bill in person. Apparently if your payment declines enough they make you pay in person for like 6 months.

A-Dog Stormrider

$10 dirtbag NHOR Every get blackout drunk. Go to bed. And, in the middle of the night, start sleep walking and wake up to your gf yelling at you because your pissing on the dog in his cage. Absolute nightmare of a golden shower, I'll tell you what.

Daniel S.

$10 asshat here…new to the army and looking to make my bones quick! Are you garbage if you have an in-ground pool with a vinyl liner and when said liner starts to bubble on the bottom you just take a knife and cut the bubble?

Jesse Meade

Is it garbage to just have a washer at your house and then take your wet clothes to the laundromat to dry them? (My parents have been doing this for decades.)

Patty O'Furniture

Is it garbage to pull the food off the fork with your teeth when you take a bite?

Michael Maximilian

1 easy payment of $9.99/ month bozo - never had one read. Have you ever objected or witnessed an objection at a wedding?

smoothbrainsmoothernuts

$10 homie, never had one read, Is it garbage to go to the local hospital cafeteria to get lunch? my mom used to take me and my grandma on any random day just like it was a fast food joint

Nico Garcia

Never had one read, $10 Garbage Color Guard Member. AYG if your Grandpa would beat your ass for not leaving the faucets in his house dripping after use to not freeze the pipes? He did this all winter long!

jameson grisham

Are you garbage if you have to use a box cutter to cut wrapping paper cause you can't find the scissors?

Patty O'Furniture

Is it garbage to go straight to the clearance section when you're shopping for clothes?

Zacharoni

10$ homie. You got a list of gas station shitters worth using on road trip? How the hell is there not a yelp for bathrooms. I'm garbage not an animal.

Rick Beaver

From Beaver, long time $20 bozo from back in the live stream days. Never had one read. Is it garbage to use your special needs son as an excuse to get out of doing literally anything I don't want to do? ( Y'all know Tyler) I mean anything... weddings, funerals, parties, your mom's booty calls, anything

Reuben Staton

10$ dolla homie never had one read. How long can you hold your breath?

casual carrier

10 buck chuck, truthfully never had one read….. are u garbage if the graveyard u put ur dads ashes in, u had to bring ur own shovel to dig the hole? (bonus: the hotel I stayed at is right next to the graveyard, and I cood see the family plot from my room).

FRESh pack of bURNIES

Have you ever seen a dude working out at the gym in a wife beater and jean shorts? PS, these were not cut offs.

Jesse Botelho

Ever dry off with paper towels “shower”

Peanut butter Midnight

Is it garbage to tell people you work in the environmental field at parties when in actuality you just drive a septic truck (asking for a buddy)

JohnnyMeatspin

10 dollar homie NHOR Two of my earliest memories of my dads side of the family are my dads cousin doing a burnout in his closed single car garage and my uncle fighting a pole at a wedding because he was to high/drunk

Ryan Astacio

Is it garbage to follow Are you Garbage on your deceased friends Patreon account? He was a huge fan and got me into the show.

Philbo

$10 Juggalo, never had one read. Is it garbage to mention the worth of someone else you know. Like I had dinner with someone worth 40 million dollars

HotdogEggs

Hamilton Homie here! (NHOR) You or anyone you know ever use a full-sized safe in the hall closet as their medicine cabinet because you don't have anything important to put in it?

Philbo

Youse ever been on papers

j perez

10 DNHOR Is it garbage to stand at the pump after it is done so people think you put more than 2 gallons in gas

18WheelMafia

10$ investor! Is it garbage I tell people I’ve driven more miles backwards than they have? I’m like towmater from cars!

Anthony R

10 dollar baller here never had one read. Is it garbage to walk down a few blocks to shave off the price of an Uber?

T.J.

Is it trash to call anything vanilla flavored “plain”

dean-o

10$ new homie here nhor ever claimed to invent a new game. My dad claims he invented reverse strip poker. where you start out naked and, every hand you win you put clothes on.

Denise’s Pool Boy

Hey fellas $20 middle management here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you get pinkeye in your 30’s? Bonus: it was also my first week at a brand new job. Really wanted to set the bar somewhere. Huge fan of the pod and everything you guys do. Can’t wait for y’all to (hopefully) do a show back down in the southeast sometime!

Cashmere if you can

I asked Matt Farah of the smoking tire podcast if there were any updates to the “Car Your Garbage” card game idea when you guys were on his show. He said you guys ghosted him. Not cool.

Foleyvillepop2

10 buck fuck here, never been to the big show. Is it garbage to call it “babysitting” to hang with the kids when the ole lady isn’t around?

TuddysCouch

Is it garbage to tell people the last thing you remember after blacking out so they don't judge you too harshly?

Sooley

$10 Canadian home whose questions you refuse to answer, for some reason. Is it garbage that your parents openly trash every restaurant meal they've ever had, citing they can "cook that better at home"? Please note that they shop exclusively at Costco, and that they still refer to Costco as "Price Club".

Jerseymike

Yooo homies 10 dollar bozo here NHOR is it garbage if you go to your cousins wedding and take most of the free travel size stuff in the basket in the bathroom such as gum, tide stick, tissues, sanitizer, asswipes, Tylenol, bandaid, and mouthwash. Love youse

Ché and Seph

Lthnhor is it garbage to bring your own air freshener to a party because you have a bad stomach!?

Hometown Hogie

Is it garbage to rip off the mold on bread because “it aint touch the whole loaf yet”

Foleyville PD

NHOR - Is it garbage to reside your house with the same color tarps?

Bacon Egg and Cheeks

$50 liar here, never had one read (or have I?) Is it garbage to crush something on the floor so your vacuum will pick it up? My vacuum won’t pick up a full Cheez-It but it will pick up 10,000 Cheez-It pieces. Shout out Cheez-Its

Tuesgay Bozo

$10 bozo, FTLT, is it garbage to dip the TP in the toilet bowl so it acts like a wet wipe when you’re having a dump that feels like you’re wiping a sharpie.

Henry halkias

$10 homie. Never had one read and this one is really bugging me. What makes you a fatass vs having a dad body? I have small tits and stretch marks and i don’t have kids so im leaning towards fatass

Gavin H

$10 homie, NHOR (you gotta believe me) Is it garbage to call dibs on the leftovers from the office pizza party?

Whole Milkman

Long time listener, recent 10 dollar hillbilly, never had one read. Is it garbage to put car air fresheners next to your mobile ac unit or floor fan? My friends and I used to put the black ice air freshener next to the fan and think it might be making the room cooler because it said ice on it.

Derek Moll

First time homie, NHOR is it garbage if you grew up hearing from your father and uncles you’re not a man till you do time.

Alex Trashbec

$10 home never had one read on air, but had one read at a live show. Is it garbage to have an outdoor TV, but the Xfinity app doesn't work on the TV, so you have to move a cable box from inside the house to the deck to watch the Phils?

Foley's concealed penis

First time long time is it garbage if I got fired from Wendy's for selling weed through the drive thru window?

ItchyButtCrack_

10$ trash can here, NHOR, thoughts on living in a two-story trailer? At least it had a sweet pool. #SweetHomeAlabama

CKey

New $10 homie here. Is it garbage if you wait until the 1st of the month to join the Patreon to really get the full $10 worth of your subscription?

Justin Mantell

$10 homie for 3+ years & never had one read. With all the talk of Foley's wedding planning woes, I was reminded of my own wedding. It was in the backyard of a friend's house, which was nice & resort-like, but I drove my parents to the venue b/c they flew in & we're staying w/ us. BUT the first question they asked me when we got there was: "where can we smoke?" Is that garbage? Presumably, this is among the most important days of my life and they gave me the "cool if we smoke in here?"

Andrew Dupre

10 dolla homie here, long time listen never had one read, Is it garbage if you use a tarp to line the bed of a pickup truck, fill it with water; homies; and bitches, then drive it around town like a mobile pool party?

Todd Cericola

Hey guys, $10 new homie here, first time question. You mentioned a Mr. Cericola on an episode and since we’re all Delco trash, do you actually know a Mr. Cericola? Also, I own an escape room in Exton and I know Foley likes ‘em so next time you guys are back around Philly if you wanna come by it’s on me!

Max Stumpf

Is it garbage to currently be deciding whether I should fix my AC in my car or getting louder speakers I can hear over the wind from the windows being open

Jay-J Funguy

What’s up homies! Is it garbage to buy Pez refills when you don’t got a Pez dispenser?

Pete Seidel

$10 bird, never had one read! At what point is it garbage to go back in a pizza box for a slice that has been sitting on the counter? I say the cutoff is 48hrs, 36hrs being the sweet spot.

ThatGuyGary

$10 homie here, never had one read. Is it garbage if you had to stay with your new stepdad’s ex-wife while he and your mom went on their honeymoon, asking for a friend….

Joelle

20 dollar Homie, never had one read..Is it garbage to refer to a joint as a Hippie Heater? Love youse!

Brutus the Turtle Cheesecake

$10 Sleeper Cell agent - Do you or anyone you know suffer from Croc Pox? (the little tan line circles you get on the top of your feet from wearing Crocs non-stop)

Tim Big Craw McGraw

ever been to a restaurant for lunch and stayed for dinner?

Now we're cookin

Yo! Can you guys PLEASE have the guys from DUDEBUDDY podcast on the show? 2 funny Canadian comics who moved to Bushwick.. would make for a great ep!!

MVYHEM

Is it garbage to re heat pizza in a frying pan My granddad use to do it all the time Also think like the hotfog thing you guys should do a pizza reheat contest Cold in fridge Cold out over night Microwaved Oven Fryingpan Air fryer What's the best way to eat reheated/Cold pizza

Hoagies in a room

My grandpa used to drink a glass of of half tomato juice and half Coors light in the morning.

Aunt Rose

$10 homie, 100% Texas trash, NHOR Is it garbage if your Aunt Midge got community service and mandatory anger management classes for poisoning her husband? She told the judge she was only putting enough rat poison in his food to make him sick when she was mad at him, not trying to kill him. She chainsmokes black & milds and they never got divorced, he just moved out. Aunt Rose loves youse!

Richard Gell

Newer 10 dollar home slice. NHOR Is it garbage if your folks got you a bong as a Christmas gift. Note... I was over 21. Just sayin I have so much more garbage. I'm gonna shoot for the next contest.

Tooter McGavin

Is it garbage to run nothing but retired police vehicles as daily drivers?

Rob Himself

First time 10 buck homester. Nhor. IIG to As a kid tweak your tooth braces by taking them off with wire snips, a screw driver and needle nose pliers (gotta get the ones in the back) Then are the parents garbage for forcing to put them back on? Only to have most of them removed again. Oy-vay do I regret it.

Casey Venema

$10 homie, never had one read. Have you ever brought a TV and Xbox with you to the laundromat? Have you ever had to go into a store for a family member because they’re banned? My dad got into it with a local butcher but damn he loves the summer sausage. Is it garbage to order Plan B on DoorDash? How long have you extended the 5-second rule? Have you ever been part of a class action lawsuit? Have you ever gone to the ER thinking you were having a heart attack only to realize that you forgot you took an edible earlier? Have you ever needed to call hotel maintenance for a plunger? I was 10 and it was maybe 5 minutes after check-in. Is it garbage if your college graduation dinner was at an all you can eat buffet? Shout out Golden Corral. You ever play baseball with live artillery shell fireworks?

Foleys_football_career

20$ shareholder of 3 years, never had one read. Are you garbage if your mom vapes?

Roy Draco

Are you garbage If you look at the benefits of any food you eat?

Lunchbox9164

$10 pusherman here, never had one read. What is the classiest way to ask someone to loan you money? i.e. "Can I bum...? Let me hold...? Will you borrow me...?" The last one was said to me last week

Mulp

Using a metal paint roller tray as a vessel to easily butter corn on the cob at a bbq? Melt a bunch of butter and easily roll that knob down into the collection tray at the end

true thread prince Pete Seidel

New 14.50 candian hoagie but long time homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if when someone has how tall you are you start with " well my lisence says im"?

How Ya Dern Vern

You ever cry while running for your life? Got chased by a pack of dogs as a kid

Epstein's Lister Storm

Hey, y'all. Minimum payment homie NHOR. Is it garbage if your lawyer was disbarred for the same crime he represented you for in court? He got my two felony drug charges down to community service and called the solicitor a cunt on the way out.

Half Dozen of the Other

$10 Booster Club Member…. Is the third kid more garbage than the first two? Just had a new baby girl who I’m training to be The Basura Beauty Queen…

Heater Griffin

$10 Henry NHOR Is it garbage to fight over calling it pork roll vs. taylor ham?

Chris Garcia

Youse guys got wooden dowels in the windows to stop burglars?

Jay-J Funguy

Is it garbage if your mom would put clothes on layaway then never pick them up? That deposit could have upgraded us from powdered milk to liquid milk.

Aiden Harris

$10 bozo First Time Long Time Bozo Never had one read before. Are you garbage if you get drunk at a baseball game and Uber to your church after since it’s close by and you have keys to the joint. Can’t wait to see youse in Albuquerque!!

CookieMonster0032

$10 NHOR Is it garbage to have an American flag tattoo? I am a Current military service member, but it still feels trashy to have the stars and bars in my right forearm

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie NHOR - Is it garbage if your house has no organization at all because your wife has crippling ADHD?

Barry McCockiner

$5 trash homie with 1 extra cromie never had one read. Is it garbage to park in the back of a crowded Walmart parking lot and swap windshield wipers with the newest vehicle you can find when your wipers get worn out?

Smljnpr

£7.80 homie since the Gas Digital days here. Is it garbage to only fill the front row of a fridge with beers so looks fully stocked?

Makena Timmins

$10 “Homette” NHOR Are you garbage if you sent your boyfriend to the grocery store specifically for Popsicles (the product and the brand) and he came back with Signature Select “Ice Pops”? By the way, they taste terrible, but I didn’t have the heart to tell him :). Love youse guys!

Tampa Landfill

$10 Tampa trash. NHOR Is it garbage to go through an entire bag of Taco Supreme (Taco Bell branded) sunflower seeds within a 7 hour work day. BOGO at the ol Publix so this will be going on for a few days.

Mikey Motorcykey

Whats the weirdest thing you ever crashed into? I crashed my car into a school for the blind

Garbage Can Dan

$16.49 Canadian homie NHOR. Ever mix your Salsa Con Queso and Blue Cheese Dressing together in a bowl then pour over your nachos? And the real garbage part...I put them in the fridge overnight because I prefer them mushy after warming up in the microwave the next day. My girlfriend thinks I'm a real POS for doing this, BTW.

Kippy Cant Winkle

$10 homie never had one read. You ever make a second paypal/venmo/cashapp and send yourself money from your own credit card.

Mikey Motorcykey

Are you garbage if your mom tried to take the blame for your hit and run at 3am? Woke her up “ma I crashed the car down the street (into school for the blind)”. She says “go to bed!” And got dressed and ran down there. She didn’t make it in time since a neighbor called in the accident and saw me run, but she’s a gangster for trying!

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 go fund me donator. Have you ever worn a waterproof money/phone holder in a pool or water park around your neck

D.roe

$10 Homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if you cut the Nike logos off your old shoes as a kid and hot glued them onto Payless shoes to try to pass them off as name brand?

T Muggs

Is it garbage that I am trying to convince my fiancé to get married on the AYG cruise?

Jenn Douthat

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it Garbage if multiple people in your family have gotten married at the local slaughterhouse?? Don’t worry first Sunday of the month is market day so building is “clean” 😅

John Coyne

FTLT, NHOR. Not necessarily a garbage question but you ever take a shit so bad you gotta wipe the cheeks too? Watched every AYG on YouTube so I had to become a $10 homie! Much love to Kippy, T-bone, and the Big Man!

David Zamora

Is it garbage if you have a family member living in your garage? For context my uncle lived in the garage when I was growing up and we would still park our cars inside!

Tom

That’s called custom - wish I new this about 30 years ago

Josh Worley

$10 on Layaway Homie, Are You Garbage if you still use a picture of a flat tire you got almost 10 years ago to send to your boss when you’re running late? That thing is 4 cars and 5 jobs ago.

Kyle Barry

$10 petty jerkoff here, still waiting to have one read. Is it garbage to use a work truck to take the family on vacation?

Macros & Cheese

TDH FTLT NHOR Have you ever used duct tape for a fashion emergency, if so for what?

Ben C

New 10$ homie, never been read. Are you garbage if you keep a special microfiber cloth in your center console to wipe the smoke film off the inside of your windshield so it doesn’t glare in the sun?

aj k

10$ homie, my freinds brother and father both got their assault charges dropped same day, his father's was 20 years old

Wil Laney

10$ bozo. Ayg if you host your wedding on a series of IOUs then ask for “honey moon donations” to pay off said IOUs ps I used the left over cash to get the subscription

Big Honkin Awoogas

$10 Homie, never had one read: is it garbage to run out of your tab if you don't like a karaoke performer - watched someone perform an Uncle Kracker song while he was in the bar and he then ran out to the patio and hopped the fence to leave

Pie O My

Is it garbage that my mom used to make us try clothes on inside the clothing rack instead of in the dressing room?

Haynes Her Way

$10 dollar homie, never had one read: Is it garbage if you and your friends played a game growing up where you each put one of your arms against the others, drop a lit ciggie in the middle and see who pulls their arm away first. (did this more than once when we were 15, still have the scars)

EVAN

Hey there boys 10 dollar homie here never had one read. Is it garbage to get baked and put your Stationary bike in front of your 75 in tv and watch First person pov bike rides through different terrains and cities? (The extreme mountain biking trails can be intense)

Jawn Doe

$10 Sailor, never had one read. Ayg if you keep the shoebox from a new pair of shoes to store paper and files in? Things like birth certificates, graduation papers, and health files.

ForcefulTurd

AYG if you think about dying in an electrical fire on a daily basis

Kickin Wing

Couple two tree questions from an OG $10 beneficiary. 1) Do you leave a tub of I cant believe its not butter out on the table during fancy holiday dinners 2) Do you ever eat so much food that you wake up feeling hungover the next day. 3) How many half finished DIY projects are around your house. I have a half finished deck goin on about a year that can't be loved by the neighbors. 4) Is it garbarge if your aunt went on REGIS! to talk to a psychic about why she kept getting divorced? (Background: it was 3 divorces before Regis, 2 more after)

Lance

$10 dirtbag here. Is it garbage to keep your cash in a ziplock when you’re at the pool bar?

D

Is it garbage to hang a golf ball in sock, in your garage? It gives the exact distance you can pull in when the sock hits your windshield.

Chris S

Is it garbage to have an ex-step-grandma?

Foley’s Frenulum

$10 agent, is it garbage that my signed Stay Classy tour poster is rolled up leaning against my bedroom wall?

Alex Tonello

HYOAIYF have jock itch and athletes foot at the same time? I’m hemmed up boys

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Is it garbage to look at delta and see that tickets for Foleys wedding is looking like 6 grand a piece round trip. #ultimatefoleyjamup

MD Stoker

Are you garbage if you carry around a loose seat buckle so you dont have to actually wear one and have the car not beep at you. PS we can all secretly agree seatbelts stink

Nicky No Socks

$10 homie plus overdraft fees, ever go grocery shopping and get takeout in the same trip?

Traj King

$10 Schlub NHOR, AYG if you’ve never cleaned your grill because “that’s where da flavor is”

Lyle

$10 delegate from the southern district of Idaho, NHOR. Youse ever have a cow inside your high school? For a senior prank a cow was lead up some stairs to the landing. Cows can go up stairs, but they refuse to go down them

2 chicken tendie orders

Are you garbage if you had beef jerkey that came in a chewing tobacco tin as a kid. so you would look cool in your baseball pants.

William Beats

$10 homie, NHOR. (NOT LYING EITHER) Is it garbage if none of your cousins wanted your dad to drive the boat while they were tubing? I'm sure you can guess why...

brian_weiner

Ever been too drunk to bowl?

Choc City Shuey

$10 contributor never had 1 read, are you garbage if you buy your buddies car for the rims tint and subs? By which I mean woofers, Henry

Doyboy Q

$10 any size fountain drink, never had one read. Is it garbage to keep the 4 cup, cup holder from chick fil a and use it as a holster for bottle rockets for the Fourth of July?

Gary Abusive

$10 Tuddy supporter. How do you measure distances? By mileage or by time?

AYGwillickers

ever have to babysit a camel over night because your church had a live nativity out front? or that st least 3 relatives played either Joseph, mary or the baby Jesus?

Harvey Wallnuts

Nhor, is it garbage to keep your suit jacket on in the summer heat because your one dress shirt has wicked Pitt stains?

Santos Banuelos

Is it trash that when i go to church and the pues are blocked off i say what is this China?? Can’t sit where you want now

Santos Banuelos

Is it trash that my mugger money is a glock 19? 17 hollow points how you doinnn

Brian

Never had one read… Is it garbage if you have multiple meals per week from the roller grill at the gas station?

J

Never had one read 10 dollar FOOL here, is it garbage to always have one battery in an electronic and replace the other battery with a bolt or tin foil? No remote or anything I have has more than one

J

Buying your pots and pans from a restaurant that’s closing is no good right?

Alec Moskow

FTLT Never had one read, is it garbage to live in seven states in the past four years ? (MA-> CA -> CO -> NY -> FL -> OR -> WA)

The Tragically Hick

15 Loonies hozer How many cousins are too many cousins? Dad’s the youngest of 8 so there’s currently 31. Shout out Irish Catholics.

The Deelz

$10 homie. NHOR. Is it garbage to get a text from your mom asking if you wanted anything from the dispensary because Wednesday are senior discount day. Love you mom!

DeezyTrash

10$ Homie NHOR is it garbage to swap your parents liquor with water/cola forget about the swap and bring it to a party and LOOK REAL DUM IN FRONT OF DA HOMIES

Ball Sacomano

$10 west coast bozo never had one read. Are you garbage if you were in the car while your parents got a car impounded twice. Second time was when your step dad to be was drafting behind semis on the way to the way up to Reno for their wedding. This question should have gotten me in the running for trashiest fan.

Whitejose

$10 sleeper cell agent, how trash is olive loaf lunch meat?

Dustomatic

$10 Midwest homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you light your heater on the burner of a gas stove?

Willy B

Are you garbage if you reuse floss sticks?

Cross Eyed Jimmy

$10 canned ham never had one read. Is it garbage to save empty candles to use them as ash trays and you only bought the candle to cover up the burnie smoke in the first place.

JohnnyBustaU

Long time homie, second time read. Are you garbage if you buy merch from a trump pop up tent in a gas station parking lot from a guy with a handle bar mustache?

Tuddy Harrelson

$10 NHOR. Have you ever used your teeth to scrape the cheese remnants off a burger wrapper?

Uncle tuddy

TDH. NHOR. Is it garbage to cry to a firework show?

Wade Boggs Beers

We all know brushing your teeth in the shower is trash. What about clipping your nails in the shower?? I feel the door/curtain helps contains the shrapnel.

Aaron

Is it garbage if you work night shift fixing everything at Sheetz from 4pm to 4pm, listening to Patreon AYG, …about to buy a $10 Homie shirt at 2am for work. And realizing I might be asked to give a helluvan amount of blow jobs from the freaks and night zombies that are out that late at night???? Almost bought one to wear…. Hadn’t had that thought about $10 homie that way….. heheh.

The Wudderboy

$10 homie, NHOR, is it garbage to start saying “jawn” even if you’re from the northwest? Wife caught me saying “one of those little jawns” the other day

Cassidy Olsen

Garbage to reroll the toilet paper that your cat unraveled and tore to shreds and use it?

prince of the boards

ten darra man here NOHR, garbage to answer the phone with anything but “hello” ?( for example “yo” in the most philly accent possible )

Prince of trash since 1995

Boys is it garbage to ask for a friends and family discount? Like if your buying something or having work done on your house? Even trashier if you haven't spoken to this person in awhile or even related lol

Road Beers

Is it garbage when someone asks you where you work, you tell them but say “I work for corporate, though” to make it sound cool. Signed: a guy who works for corporate

test

10$ Poutine eater from Montréal - Is it garbage to put cut up cheese between 2 pieces of toast, microwave it for 30 sec and call it grilled cheese ?

Foleys popped yoga ball

3 year $10 homie how often do you eat after you brush your teeth at night and do you brush again after?

Foleys popped yoga ball

Also, How old were you when you learned the term “functioning alcoholic” it’s one of my earliest memories

Skrrt Reynolds

FTLT $10 Hoagie, Is it garbage to get ice cream on your lunch break?

sean

Ever put ice in your beer? Back in college I used to crack open a tall boy of either Heineken or Mike’s and then drink the second half in a glass of ice

BigChewy422

$10 poubelle (French) from Missouri here, NHOR. Is it trashy that when I was 3 years old an escalator caught my hoodie sleeve and tore the top of my left hand off?

WyHoming Boy

20$ Litter picker upper, NHOR! Is it garbage to have to violently fight back the urge to not respond to anyone saying 8 somethin with "Pretty sure that's the square root of 69!"

WyHoming Boy

Follow up 9n the last one.....First dirty joke my dad told me when I was 12. I didn't understand it until I was in my 20's

G Baby

Is it garbage if your dad says he needs “an after dinner mint” before stepping outside to light up a heater?

Bobby McGee’s Diesel

What up! $10 shmo here. Is it garbage to use the self check out camera to check your bald spot? Can’t help it with them Birds Eye ones

Kay Jay Peterman

Is it garbage or classy to be living in New York and my only form of investment is buying calves in Ireland

Justin N

$10 hombre. Have you ever waited outside somewhere you knew a celebrity was at to try and get an autograph?

Kippies Eyebags

Is it garbage to imdb Foley to see if he was really on t.v.

Pinto - Fattest Maximus

10 dollar homie. Have you ever stepped on a poisonous snake on vacation? Fuck the Everglades!

Cody Winters

You guys ever been to crumbl cookie ?

John

$10 dollar homie fellas, never had one read and see you fellas every time your in Missouri but are AYG if your 91 year old grandma got chlamydia in the nursing home this last month… asking for a friend.. love you boys!!

Hulkhoagie

Never had one read. If a paramedic asks you if you seen a dead body while you’re fishing. (Pennypack crik) If you spit on the performer at the haunted hayride. (He was wearing a gorilla costume) (Shadybrook) If you empty out a heater and fill it with weed. If your brother calls the ice cream man a pollock and your mom makes him apologize. If you buy a bomb bag from the ice cream man.

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR. Did your older siblings or cousins ever play dead on ya? My cousin Gary did it to scare me. Got me every single time (going to post this every week. I believe in this question)

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR does your family respect jobs like garbage collectors and say shit like "you know they are actually paid pretty well"

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR did your grannie ever pop her dentures out at ya to give ya a little scare?

G’ahead

10 dollar homie never had one read. ever been on a whale watch? When on one when I was about 8 years old and their were rough seas that day. Half of us were blowing chunks over the side, and we didn’t even see one fucking whale! Lol

Alejandro

long time listener new homie, shoutout belleville! :))

Meatball150

10 dollar cruise officianado, never had one read. Is it garbage if the only coat hangars in your house are those that came with the clothes when you bought them and the wire hangars from the once a year trip to the dry cleaners?

The Homie Rocco

$10 Board Member. Is it garbage if you have your high school graduation party at an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet?

TuddyFick

$10 Doby here. Is there a dirty footprint after you take that first step in the shower?

Real Name

$10 Investor, Long time Bozo: Is it garbage if your mom sends "fancy wine" to your home in another state because they don't deliver in her state and she can "pick it up next time she visits"? Love ya mom

Ashley T

$10 homie-Are you garbage if you’ve been waiting for the boys to change the beers in the fridge for months??

garbanzo

$10 new jabroni. NHOR. Is it trashy to get married on a comedy cruise?, i.e. can I get married on the ayg boat?

Jesse

$10 PA homie (Pittsburgh/Sheetz, not Wawa) NHOR - I don't smoke but my mother made me sign up for burnie coupons in the mail... Marlboro, L&M, etc... tons of them

Pat Bickel

What up bozos, NHOR- is it garbage if you’re eye doctor growing up was inside Walmart?

Abe

Is it garbage to Google what time houseflies go to bed

Ozempie's Bar and Grill

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you saw the patreon video of Kippy's shore house and were able to locate exactly where it was based on the view from the window? I DMed him on Instagram and he confirmed I was correct. Shout out to Sam's pizza

Colyn Hillard

Never had one read, is it garbage if on your annual river float with the boys someone brings an air mattress?

Phillip Muhkrevis

$10 sleeper cell never had one read. Is it garbage to fall asleep with your hands in your pockets? Sometimes it’s just a cozy wozy position.

Horse Girl

$10.00 Venture Capitalists here, never had one read. Is it garbage to drink a beer before you go workout because it “thins your blood just enough so you can dig deeper.”? Also, my aunt recently skipped out on her mom’s funeral since she had an Alaskan cruise “booked 2 years in advance.” Sending love from Cincinnati!

Ball Sacomano

$10 west coast homie nhor How likely are you to use the pizza coupons that are in your hotel room welcome binder. Cuz we go straight to em.

Perch

$14 Canadian homie - NHOR - is it garbage to get a DUI and the officer puts down the wrong race? My sister (Caucasian) has the paperwork saying she's a small Asian woman.

NickyP

10 dollar South Jersey scumbag here NHOR. Is it garbage to use your free car inspection from the dealership just to get a rental SUV to move shit to your buddies Rita’s? (S/o Rita’s in Northfield NJ. I got youse with the hookup)

Alex Fogel

When can we get another ray kump episode

Andrew S

What's the line where dunking food in your drink becomes garbage? Donut in coffee, respectable. My mom's way over the line to next level trash - her favorite is dunking a tuna sandwich in a glass of pepsi. Bonus trash, she says the floaty bits are the best part!

Rex

10 dollar Tri - State bozo. Ever had the cashier loudly announce “insufficient funds” with a whole line of people looking at you.

Lieutenant Colonel Dipshit

What’s your percentage on washing your hands after only taking a piss? I think I’m right around 70%. Always when in public but about 50/50 at home.

Sam Adams

Is it garbage to chew your ice cream?

Colombian VIP

First time (probably short time bc the exchange rates are gonna JAM ME UP) Homie from Colombia. Ever had to use toilet paper to "remove excess oil'?

TuddysBrownEye

$10 garbage man, local 731 how ya doin. you boys call it a candle lighter or grill lighter?

El Esdee

10-dollar shareholder, expecting dividends… NHOR. Is it garbage to have sex while watching Wimbledon?

Alec Moskow

FTLT : Is it garbage to use your phone as a flashlight in the house at night to save on electricity bill?

Caleb Cantu

First time long time, 10 dollar fucko. If you rent an apartment in the projects on an illegal handshake deal from your baby momma's sister. If anyone found out I live there we're both cooked

Whitpain Hills Ex-Rentee

$10 Berks County bozo, never had one read yet. Is it garbage to go to your neighbors open house because they're selling but you have no intention of buying, you just wanna see what they got going on?

Kyle Francis

Aussie $10 homie NHOR - ever been a bar tender for at family members birthday party. I was serving beers at my mums 30th

Esteban Quintero

10$ homie NHOR, have you ever run over a kid with his own bike. This kid let me borrow his and I tried to impress a girl by riding no hands while looking at her and he came out of nowhere and BAM!!! I ran home like a little bitch lmao

Grumpy Munchkin

Yous ever find out you had a sister on Maury?

Kirby Shaw

$20 filthy animal NHOR, is it garbage to love watching cheese melt in the microwave in real time. No matter how long it takes

Kirby Shaw

$20 filthy animal NHOR, is it garbage if in the 90’s, your parents had matching 1996 Toyota Previa’s. Both same color.

Fraser

Long time homie (Canadian livin ex-pat of Scotland), also actually never had one read (fr) I have two for you, you can take your pick: 1. Were you ever a guinea pigs (taste testers) for a new product? (my mum used to sign us up for new test products coming to market, I was one of the first to try canned beans and weenies in Scotland in the mid-80s) Or 2. Have you ever had to take a shower DURING a party at someone else's house? (had an accident (bathroom was ocupado) a couple of decades back mid-party at a friend of a friend's house) and had to drunkenly take a shower in their house then just walked straight out of the party afterwards... Also... Calgary is nowhere near Buffalo 😂😂 (about 2,500 miles)

Jonathan

$10 Shareholder…legitimately NHOR! Is it garbage to have to light your oven (and 3 stover burners) with an extra long lighter? Asking for a friend..

Ethan Brockelman

$10 hoagie here. Had one read before, but who cares. Is it garbage to watch your mom full on hockey punch her sister outside of their favorite watering hole? Couple of drinky poos and family feud turns into family fight

Just the Kip

$10 hoagie, never had one read! Is it garbage to pull out of your acorns account to pay your plug

McTwisted

Ftlt 10$ Cutty here.. Yo, youse ever sell any parts of you body for money, such as blood or plasma.

Gnome Northeast

Are you garbage if you get an animal tattoo on your stomach, (cat, cow, monkey, whatever) placed where your bellybutton is said animals butthole?

Alec

Can the cruise ship pick me up in Myrtle??

Derek Moll

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage if you ever had family members go on Maury Povich for the free makeup and hair stylist. And yes poopie was the father.

Jimmy augie

$10 Homie! I've been a member for six months and its my first time submitting a question. Is it garbage planning a vacation to go ghost hunting? We did this back in July and stayed at the Stanley Hotel in Colorado for a few nights. I'm just wondering if yall would ever be up for something like this. I bet the board of trustees would get a kick out of seeing this kind of content from you guys!

Henry halkias

$10 heavy tipper here. Are you garbage if you and your dad go to the town dump after hours to collect scrap metal to bring in for cash? It’s a legit side hustle!

J

10 dolla guy. Reusing paper plates ?

Tuddys Ex Husband

$10 scumbag NHOR Is it garbage to use the pizza box as a cutting board?

Joseph Ritchie

$10 Garbage man from the UK here (ELLO!!!!). NHOR. Is it Garbage if your mum leaves you home alone at 14 to go on holiday with her new boyfriend, where she would text you every couple of days with the location of some hidden cash - because she didn't trust you to handle all that cheddar at once?

Kippy’s Old Bitty Neighbor

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage if your dad uses aluminum tent poles to get better reception on the TV? He lives in a commercial loft not sanctioned for residential use. Ps: Morrissey is a god. The Smiths rule. Toby you stink!

IDont’tTrustMySketchyMother

$10-100% North Carolina Garbage. NHOR is it garbage if your dad kidnapped you as a kid while drunk. Ran from the police and then ditched you and the car and took off into the woods?

Big Jays Artificial Crab Meat

$10 homie if you make it bi-monthly. Is it garbage if on your way to Disney, you stop and get personal ranches because you find out the Round Up Rodeo serves pickle fries and doesn’t have ranch? Since it’s a yes, does it church it up if you got the ranch at Target? This was my wife. Not me. I just used the ranches. Everyone was jealous in the restaurant.

Jack Madadov

$10 homie are you garbage if your uncle makes up his own conspiracy theories? He believes Koreans run the food supply chain because they own 7/11s

LardAss

What up homies? $20 Tugboat Captain. NHOR. Is it garbage if your first and last initials are the same and the names themselves are similar? (Danny Daniels, Tommy Thomas, etc.) I went to school with a bozo named Andrew Andrews and he didn't wanna be called Andy.

Kevin

AYG if you bring your kid to shop at the marijuana dispensary? Budtender here and it’s becoming more and more common having little kids running around the store, and it seems to be a certain class of person that does it the most. I get being jammed up with the kid though.. Would love a ruling NHOR/FTLT yada yada love youse

Antkneeeeee

$10 coinstar operator, never had one read. Is it garbage to wear flip flops in a medical establishment ie. Doctors office, hospital, etc.

BWSC_Adam

$5 Lizard here never had one read. Is it garbage of me if the first thing I do out of the shower is not strap on fresh underwear, not even take the towel off, but put a zyn in topshelf? Keep it up homies

Kacie Zeegulbower

Is it garbage if they have to block one line to enter a car wash because your car died while you were paying for said wash

Aaron

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage if you and your friend used to drive around, light fireworks and throw them into mailboxes?

PusHerIntheAlley

10 dollar scholar first time caller long time listener NHOR. Is it garbage to use water to get "little more out of it." ? My family puts a little water into cans of soup/dog food etc to get the rest out. My wife puts water into ketchup and mustard bottles....ive since told her to stop this charade lol LOVE YOU GUYS! PEACE!

Mason

10$ homie Have you or anyone you know fallen asleep on a toilet that want their own?

Jay-J Funguy

Is it garbage-savvy to only charge your phone at work / in the car? Can’t get generational wealth when paying the electrical company all that money.

Nic Pouches Sr.

Is it trashier to go to Hibachi or talk about going and never do it?

Screamin Cold Heater

$10 Scratch Off NHOR, is it garbage to call the jug of milk by its label color instead of the type? “Honey, can you stop at Wal Marts to grab a gallon of the red milk on your way home?”

Hiltegard

Garbaggio here, never had one read, Is it garbage if you have to leave your retail job early so you can walk to your girlfriends mom's work to borrow her car so you can go to a doctors appointment?

Unlucky

10$ Garbage Investor here, never had one read, Is it garbage to be super excited about Jason the Compound guy winning because your name also happens to be Jason? Love Youse

Rob Edwards

Not sure if this is the right forum for this but I've been trying to get in touch with you bozos for an idea on your Route 66 tour. Let me know the best way to get in contact. I sent a Patreon message but not sure if those are looked at or not. Thanks.

Gage Harrison

New to the garbage fam. New biggest fan. Is it garbage to find your missing family member is in the rehab facility you have been court ordered to. Love yall

Joey Noiz

Have you ever been so jammed up you had to quit nicotine to save money?

NNN

BigNoah here. Newest $10 board member. Is it garbage to use two different forms of payment for one purchase at the dollar store...asking for a friend of courseee!

The lil bag in foley’s left sock

$10 Constituent here. What’s the longest time you’ve spent jammed up and “stretching the shampoo” (adding wudder) . Ya boy just did a 2 week span increasingly thinner and thinner old spice shamp.

Brian00327

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if your family argues if their brother was real? My grandfather and his sister swore they had a brother named Leroy but the rest of his siblings say it’s not true.

Late Night Cheese Sandwich

$10 sleeper agent never had one read. You ever get jealous of those outdoor speakers that looked like rocks?

Banjo Pickin Dope Grower

10$ homie from Pennsyltucky here, is it garbage if you took your training wheels off yourself? Just realized I learned how to use a wrench and socket before I learned how to ride a bike.

Fat Tony

$5 Kitchen Listener here. Just subscribed to ask this. Are you garbage if you eat the peanut butter off the knife while you're setting the mouse traps?

Take the Foley, Leave the Cannoli

$10 Dirty Jersey Homie, are you garbage? If an eighth grade when we found out, we got three days off no questions asked for having pink eye. Me and my five best friends met up at the tree fort with the kid that had it stop sticking our fingers in his eye then back in our eyes. It worked we spent the next 3 days riding dirt bikes together The early 90’s rocked! We were untraceable.

Swiss Bobbings

Is it garbage to promote your garage fridge back to main fridge?

jon mendoza

Been a 10 dollar contributor for a while now never had one read, is it garbage to call off work to do a yard clean up for cash from Craigslist so you can pay an upcoming bill you don’t have cash on hand for? Asking for a friend.

Gravy Seals

Hey fellas, $10 garbage slut here. Is it garbage to know that when you mix pretzels with any chips in a bowl, the chips go stale quickly? As we all know, pretzels are clearly the superior snack. How you doin.

Governmentname

Long time homie, never had a question read. Is it garbage to put both hands on your hip when you pee?

Alex Vanecek

$10 dolla long time. Do you save your bacon grease?

Alex Vanecek

$10 long time. Let’s talk class for once. Schwan’s Frozen Food Delivery

1millerlight2glasses

10$ foreign agent, yous ever blow bubbles in your milk? Good times

Guzi

$10-“payment couldn’t be processed, please try again” member NHOR is it garbage if you flush the urinal while you’re peeing to get a fuller sound so the folks in the stalls know you’re packing some heat

Kay Jay Peterman

Is it garbage to say I’m very im”pressed” to anyone who will listen when I enter a laundromat or dry cleaners

Kippies Eyebags

10 dollar dolphin toucher NHOR Is it garbage to simultaneously want to be and are terrified of being visited by aliens. Obviously I'm talking to my uncle Hank.

Jace

Crazy to ask but how many times beating off in a day would constitute garbaggio??

Marc

What’s your guys take on stuff crust pizza? Trash

YOONEEK69420

(Don’t know how this damn thing works but don’t use my government name if you use this call me uncle Cletus or some shit) $10 homie, never had one read, is it garbage to have to change an Amazon search from “wall bottle opener” to “wall bottle opener indoors” (just had this happen to me 7/9/23 11:12 pm)

Jordan Ortiz

$10- under 200lb homie here- is it garbage to eat snacks out of the donation or snack boxes they leave at work sites? It’s a box of snacks n you leave the money in the box when get something

Chaconbeeseburger

10 dollar reading PA shareholder (catch me under the bleachers at the reading Fightin Phil’s stadium, howyuhdoin). have had one read in the past. Are you garbage if you make a checklist of things to take on a trip AFTER you pack and you only list the things you already packed and immediately check them all off.

Ryan Scott

Canadian homie never had one read. Is it garbage to send a picture of your baby to a friend with the caption “just got circumcised!” And also how the fuck do you even respond to that?

Gravy Seals

Is it garbage if your dad built you a treehouse out of particle board when you were in high school?

Joe B

What do you call toilet seat covers? Grew up calling them ass-gaskets. Didn't find out that their proper name until my first job when I asked the boss where they kept the ass-gaskets... Thanks a lot, Uncle Dom.

Sizzli Grizzly

$10 “Heater-breeder” here NHOR…is it Garbage to exploit Christmas sales to make some extra cashish? My (now) wife and I on our first Xmas together bought dvds of The Shield at multiple Targets for $35 and then drove to Best Buys immediately and retuned them for full price. How u doin. Northern WI never knew what hit em!

Cousin Vinny

5 dollar Marlboro here. Are you garbage if you find a snake in your garage in the morning and leave it, knowing that your wife will find it when your at work and will have to deal with.

Ryan DiReda

showing up to work before your manager does. Tough look

Rory Kellicut

Kippy dodging Heidi on Kill Tony was fucking classic!!

Patti’s Plumber

Is it garbage for my Dad to siphon gas from one car to the other because money's tight and Dad needs burnies but refuses to drive my mom's Honda Accord

Ryne Allen

Is it garbage to combine the old bar of soap with the new bar soap because it's too small to use but too big to throw away?

Haywood Jablomey

What’s up boys? $20 bozo, love the pod! How jammed up do you have to be to be lightning up your next cigarette with the one you’re currently smoking?

TuddysBottomDollar

First time long time bozo - Is it garbage to clap and whistle with the crowd at the end of a live version of a song .

Jack Mack juice

10 dolla holla. Nhor. Is it garbage to plug your garage fridgerator into the ceiling receptacle for a garage door opener because you don’t feel like figuring out why it’s tripping the gfi?

Dave-o

Youse refer to having to shit real bad as “touching cotton”?

Equill

Youse ever slept in a emergency room bed that wasn’t in a Hospital? My grampa used to be an eBay professional (RIP) and got his grubby hands on a used adjustable hospital bed which me and my sisters/cousins slept most of our childhood nights

Joshua Russell

Not really a question but the trashiest thing I’ve seen someone do in a while. I work at a restaurant, this guy asked for tomato juice which we do not have. So he asked for hot water and he used the ketchup on the table to mix his own. He went on to drink multiple glasses of this.

Platespinner42x29

I just used h foley as a job reference for a job driving school buses. Said he was the “CFO of ayg inc.” I’ll let youse know if I get it.

Mikey Motorcykey

Is it garbage to have to cut your wedding guest list down to save Money so you uninvite people “due to Covid”? Live in Florida by the way, Covid didn’t happen here

Cody Winters

Who else secretly had a thing for the hot goth chick's 🤫😜 .. it wasn't as socially accepted back then as a 90s kid

Matty Buckets

$10 Homie, never had one read Is it garbage if your mom gets a free 2 night stay at the casino every week because she keeps losing money there? She’s gonna hit it big eventually!

Ed

Is it garbage to check someone’s left over atm receipt to see if you have more money in your bank account than them?!?!?

Tyler

is it garbage to smoke GB's at school? we used to go to the dollar store to get a pop bottle and socket and mcdonalds to get a free cup of water so we could smoke at lunch

Dr. Hugh Mungus

10$ homie never had one read Is it garbage to turn your hot dogs with the scraper part of the grill brush while bbq because you don’t wanna go back inside to grab a fork.

Dr. Max Pounder

$10 Boner Is it garbage to keep a smoke going at the drive thru?

Tuddy’s Step-Nephew

$10 Board Member never had one read. Ever cover your food at a restaurant with yer napkin? No bueno.

Kman96

$20 Homie... Is it garbage if you flew Hooters Air as a kid because your dad preferred their flight "attendants"?

Denise

$10 Baskin Rahm, never had one read Is it garbage to go to summer school for failing gym class

Barry McCockiner

$5 trash homie with 1 extra cromie never had one read. Is it garbage to park in the back of a crowded Walmart parking lot and swap windshield wipers with the newest vehicle you can find when your wipers get worn out?

Lucas Hwostow

$5 freeloader, never had one read Is it garbage to find a left over shower beer in the morning?

Vince Vezzi

$10 hoagie, are you trash if you stop at the Starbucks in the grocery store?

Lisase

$10 lady homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you use sharpie marker to cover up bleach stains?

UncleHankDontPlay

$10 dollar man, maybe more if foley gives me a little flash. Are you garbage if you only refer to Weed as, “Wacky Tobaccy”?

The Bifocalled Bozo

$10 dollar new homie— is it garbage if you get your political news from stand up comics?

AYGwillickers

Youse ever taken a dump so big while you're at work that you need a plunger to keep the toilet from overflowing?

Dylan Hernandez

10 Dolla Dillweed here, ever use hot breath to warm up your ice cream cause your spoons plastic and the microwaves busted?

All The Toast

Is it garbage to reuse fast food containers as tupperware? My wife’s parents gave us ice cream in a container I definitely saw hold KFC spuds the night before.

The 8th, weirder sister

NTDH, is it garbage to ask your uncle if you can bum a cig and he says “sure, for a hug and a kiss.” We were camping and I was hammered, I hugged and kissed him like 10 times

Sizzli Hippo

$10 dirtball here, is it garbage to take home the complimentary bread from a restaurant with the rest of your leftovers? (I love sourdough)

Chris Duncan

$10 homie, saw you guys in Tampa fuckin loved it. Is it garbage to put fluids in your car at the store you buy them at

Looking for change in the couch

NEVER HAD ONE READ . 10 dollar homie how long can you drive on a spare tire before it’s garbage , follow up is it ok to be a used tire .

Hometown Hogie

$10 homie, first time short time. Is it garbage when you find a pack of heaters on the floor, you stand over them and open the pack with your feet so no one sees you being a dirt ball

ThadCastle

$10 dirtbag. Is it garage if I picked up smoking heaters just to get a couple extra 10 minute breaks at work.

Handle a day keeps em away

$10 homie! First time. Is it garbage that the very high end travel baseball organization I coach for has “coaches meetings” once a month just so we can all black out together and at least once a week all of us drink in the parking lot after all the kids leave after practice

AYG Legal Team

$20 Board Member here..NHOR. Got a 2 parter here fellas. Is it garbage to freeze milk..also, is it absolute trash to put ice in milk? My friends father is guilty of both. From the south. Same friend puts peanuts in Coke which is apparently another southern delicacy. PS: the $20/month I spend here is the most responsible thing I do with my money.

PopPopGarbbagio

Are you garbage if you save the milk from the first bowl of cereal and use it for a second bowl? That 2nd bowls hits hard!

Hiya There

Is it garbage to have a shower beer holder for guests? So they can get shower head and have a beer when visiting 😉😜

Garbo

10 dollar homie here never had one read. Is it garbage to go solo through a drive thru and order your drink on a separate order?

Sam j

Hey gang. $10 homie here (if the payment goes through). Is it garbage to be paying off a Harley Davidson into your 40s?

Joshua Jannereth

$10 homie never had a question answered. Is it garbage if your wife asks for a 4oz cup of balsamic vinegar for home at a restaurant because she worked there 10 years ago and loved there dressing

Do NOT google Alabama Hot Pocket

Lots of talk a while back around after shower routine… does anyone get out of the shower, dry off with a towel but then sit down and spread on the opposite side of the bed that you sleep on (my wife’s side) bare a** to dry the crack before putting on the scibbies? Nothing worse than fresh undies with a wet crevasse.

Fran Martin

Is it garbage if you have a permanent stripper pole in the house

Kippies Eyebags

Is it garbage to borrow a buddies car because yours is "in the shop" but really it's just out of gas.

Matt Clark

10 buck bozo, NHOR, am I garbage if I buy delta 8 disposables via a buy now pay later program called sezzle? Weed ain't legal and these things do a decent job

Jackie Daytona 69

$10 Florida trash never had one read... This question is not for Kevin... Hank and Toby, what's the strangest place you ever wrote a blunt at? I rolled one while driving to work

gabage pal aunt Jamie

10 dollar you guys are the only patreon I am willing to sign up for. Is it garbage that I switch out my dad's beers to NA and tell him they changed recipes? He has dementia and isn't supposed to be drinking....

casual carrier

are you garbage if when u got ur first checking account, u made sure to go to a bank where u get all atm fees back at the end of the month?

She Crab Poop

Are you garbage if you keep a funeral flag and windshield sticker on your car so you can blow red lights every once in a while

The_Lord74

$10 homie here. Never had one read, AYG if you love canned tuna but refuse to eat tuna steaks, because “I don’t like fish”?

Karl Tap

TDHNHOR…AYG if you put a koozie on a solo cup.

Martin Tocaj

142.5 Swedish krona investor here. I discovered your pod earlier this year and have been crowdsourcing questions with friends and colleagues ever since. Are you garbage if you bring a cooler to a wedding? Interviewed some people at a party a while back and found out people actually do this. Indian weddings are crazy.

MnRiverTrash

$10 degen- is it garbage to use a cinder block on the floor of your truck for a cup holder? (Double points, this usually works best on 20+ year old vehicles)

Jaymes Benoit

$20 bozo. Is it garbage if your parents gave you the same name as your dad, but spelled it differently so I wouldn't be a Jr. Dad is James and I am Jaymes. Mom now says it was so I "didn't act like dad"

AYGwillickers

what is the verdict on happy birthday signs outside of your house that take up the entire yard?

Jacobo Ochoa

Is it garbage if you take your own hot sauce to a dinner cause Tabasco is not hot enough?

Henry halkias

Long time listener $10 home slice. AYG if your Facebook profile says “studying at the school of awesome people” with a degree in “being awesome” in the education section?

Rutter’s

Is it garbage to drive around with dirt and grass stuffed in your hitch receiver from backing into a hill?

taliuchis

Yo is it garbage if you've been a $10 female shareholder pretty consistently for upwards of 18 months and then suddenly get shutouted for 4 days because you can't afford to pay $10? PS - havent had one read yet - had to edit twice to write that thanks boiiizzzzzz~

Ace the Homie

Here’s a garbage conversation starter. What are your latest 5 emails in your personal inbox right now. Mine are from Kohl’s, Five Guys, Cinemark Theaters, The Town Hall, and Walmart Deals. I never unsubscribe from mailing lists.

taterbeensmokin

How many orders have you gotten for yourself at McDonald’s? I used the app and got my QP with Cheese, Large coke, large fries, and a my chicken for $1.50 by doing 3 separate orders.

MPPTSanimal

$10 Homie. First time never had one read. Is it garbage if you play a game called "You Won't" with your friends, where you end up doing stupid stuff we usually play while drunk. For example, I played this while studying abroad in South Korea with some other students. I told one of them that they wouldn't swipe a bottle of Jack Daniel's from this shop, they did. We almost ended up going to prison because of it, but luckily did not. We actually ended up having shots with the owner of the place we swiped the bottle from after dealing with the cops.

Bigbrownbeaner

10 dollar homie never had one read is it garbage if you so broke all your recipes have beans. Breakfast beans and eggs lunch beans and hot dog sandwich and dinner beans on a tostada crumbled cheese and sliced ham (all beans are pinto)(I’m Mexican)

Heaters in a Beater

5 dollar home never had one read. Is it garbage to send your 10 year old son to grab you beers? His mom has been a bartender for 20 years so he has grown up around drinking

18WheelMafia

20$ trucker Bozo, never had one read, is garbage I tell people I’m a travel salesman for my company and I’m just a truck driver

Tugboat Thug

T-Bone!!! Green Wall!!👍🏼

caitlyn

$10 dumb broad, Is it garbage to get drunk at the county fair and be the only one on the dance floor during an AC/DC cover band?

potato

where can we listen to the original hard feelings episodes??? i listened to all the patreon episodes 2x from start to finish and the fat court episodes multiples of times

5StarDiveBar

$10 share holder here. Is it garbage if your patio is in front of your house? P.S it has a great view of a reservoir with chain link fence and barbed wire that's about 40ft away

Sam

$10 homie- Are you garbage if you sweat while folding laundry?

justkiddinrock

$10 b’zo never had one read. Is it garbage if your friends dad beaned you every time he threw batting practice in little league? We were both lefty and I’m convinced he ruined my ability to hit lefty pitchers when I was older. He also threw gas

Haywood Jablomey

Is it garbage to refer to a song you like as a ‘track’? Anglish style!

Bahl Zack

Brand new to the patreon, never had one read. Is it garbage if you've had duct tape holding together more than 1 part of your car for longer than a year? Let me know bozos love youse

Long Island Traysh

$10 homie, never had one read...patiently waiting for my grand initiation into the trash heap. AYG if you grew up without AC so you used the Cold Shower + Icy Hot + Fan combo to stay cool? I smelled like spearmint but beat the heat one day at a time.

Mook

Is it garbage if you put liquid soap (shampoo, bodywash, etc) in a plastic bag to take on vacation because you know you won't need the whole bottle?

Jack Mehoff

Hey fair weather homie here. Only had one read on stereo. Are you garbage if you put ice packs in to your jug of water to keep it cold instead of ice like a gentlemen.

Mason the designer

£10 English investor, INNIT. Are you garbage if you say "two twins", or "round circle"

jake garcia

First time long time bozo, never had one read, ayg if you take immense pleasure from a nice eye rub/scratch?

Ryan Kerrigan

10 dollar New England homie never had one read. Is it garbage to get a pup cup (whipped cream and munchkin) for yourself at Dunkin?

Jacobo Ochoa

Are you garbage if you buy a pack of heaters in coins? From your kids piggy bank

Fran Martin

Is it garbage to eat 200$ worth of crab legs at a restaurant? First it was a hooters, second it was a land locked state

Benjamin Becraft

Is it garbage if your mom thought 9/11 was a signal of the End Times—she pulled all 4 of her kids from school and we all held hands and prayed around her bed for 3 hours.

errocc

10$ banner man NHOR. Every family event we do, the first and only two questions tossed to the group are 1) is it dog friendly? 2) are there French fries for the kids

Krissy

$10 baskin rom here,never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad‘s McDonald’s order was “two double grease sponges with extree tartar sauce”? And yes, I said was. He died of a heart attack in 2018.

Jimbo

(Everything I am saying is a literal true story with receipts) Is It Garbage when you go to a family reunion and there’s a guy there (distant cousin) who your police officer brother has arrested before that has a chest tattoo that says “fuck da police”?

G Negrete

I’m making top ramen and had to boil some water, but I was thirsty too so I took a sip. Wondering if anyone in the brotherhood of garbage has ever used a pot for a cup?

Nick

10$ humdinger here , are you garbage if you take off your socks in an Uber , forget them , then call them and ask them to return them

TUDDYSCOUGARCUB

Is it garbage if you watch so much AYG you've inserted HACHII MACHIII into your daily vocabulary?

Herb Eaversmels

$10 DickHead, NHOR. Ever order free carpet tile samples from a commercial supplier to carpet a room in your house? I did this in my bedroom in my house during college. Side note, used gorilla tape to hold em down and it RUINED the hardwood finish.

Murphdog

$10 homie, is it garbage if you hit up the hospital for dinner cause the food is banging and it costs bout 13 bones for dinner

Turlet won’t flush

$10 Foleys bastard child here NHOR. Is it garbage if your mom never gave back other people’s glassware or Tupperware from gatherings when ppl brought food over.

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

$10 board member. Is it garbage that my uncle lives in a camper next to my grandparents single side with an extension cord running out of the back window so he listening to skynard while ripping heaters and pounding nati lights.

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

$10 KJ bank baby. Is it trash that the majority of my childhood memories involve stopping at the snake pit in Eastern KY to watch redneck's feed rats to rattle snakes.

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

$10 IRA investor. Is it trash that my grandparents version of babysitting was encouraging the grandkids to pile into a red wagon and ride it down the one lane road they lived on.

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

Is it trash that when I asked my dad for a birthday present he would tell me "God gave you something to play with, figure it out."?

G’ahead

Ever eaten goetta? (Pronounced get uh) Kinda like scrapple but wayyy better. Look it up. Next time y’all in the Cincinnati area lemme know and I’ll make it for ya. Love youse!

Tyler Griffin

Is it trash to have a window unit set up inside, somewhere else besides in the window?

Willis Dickfit

Do you know what all your light switches do?

Baja Arizona

$10 Homie NHOR. Is it garbage if your friends give you Oreos and scratches as gifts during family celebrations?

Zack Bliss

How long do you clink the gas nozzle back and forth in your car before pulling it out? gotta get your moneys wurth

AYGwillickers

big game hunter is on Xbox. you guys should set up a TV and play it in the background

Mark Folweiler

$10 executive director here. Never had one read. Is it garbage to stop bleeding with anything other than a bandage or a towel? When I was younger my brother threw a padlock at my head my mom put the kitchen sponge on my head to stop the bleeding. Note: it was not a new sponge. Loves yous

true thread prince Pete Seidel

14.50 over seas investor. NHOR. Are you grbage if you always have 3 chains around your neck. One gold , one silver and last one is a tattoo?

FreeTonyLuke

Never had one read...Is it garbage if your family still calls the atm the "mac machine " and their credit card their "mac card"? Is this a Philly trash thing?

Foley’sUnderboob

10$ basura, NHOR. Is it garbage to have to mow part of your driveway? I do this at least once a month.

J-Mart

You ever live on the same street as a relative?

Lewdogg

Lewwwdoggg here, 10 dollar long time homie, is it garbage to keep saving your micky Ds straws just in case they forget them in your next DoorDash order?

yannithefumegoon

Never had one read fellas — do you forget the “R” when saying frustrated (fustraded) or add an L when saying both (bolth)

Joe Frohwitter

$10 health inspector boss here never had one red is it garbage to have to do a heist with your dad and sister dad used to be an AC repairman customer didn't want to pay so we went and stole it back dad woke us up in the middle of the night took a steak drove to the neighborhood sister dropped me and my dad off walk behind the house threw a steak over to the neighbor's dog to shut him up cut the lines walked back to the street loaded it up out that popcorn stand

The-O.Ghee-Homie

$10 PNW Dirtbag never had one read. Is it garbage if you couldn't play at the park after a big rain? The stream would flood and litter the playground with heroin needles

Scotty B

Have you ever kept money in your shoe?

Zac Garrison

Is it garbage to make your own tank top?

Turlet won’t flush

Is it garbage if you had a family friend named “Big Bob” pass away recently and in the note on the flowers you send to the family you still refer to him as Big Bob. He passed away of a heart attack. Feels wrong but nobody ever just called him “Bob”.

Cody Ward

Is it garbage to use random items to improve your smile? My dad has a messed up front tooth and glued a press on fingernail to what was left of his tooth and filed it down to size…. Trash!

Dustomatic

$10 homie here, never had one read. Is it garbage to go into the McDonald’s play place as an adult, and get stuck in one of the tubes and they had to call the fire department to get you out?

Jake the Brake

New $10 homie here - is it garbage to build a cup holder attachment for your walking lawn mower so you can enjoy a few ice cold pops while cutting the grass?

Robinson Hunt

$10 HotDog here, Are You Garbage if you eat the rest of the butter after the bread runs out at a fancy restaurant?

Cody Ward

$10 hoagie NHOR. Ever had a cut that definitely needed stitches so you bust out the super glue and do a quick unsanitary surgery? Also on the antiques roadshow, when Foley got the point for the carved stick jon, it was a tie between Kippy and Foley. You both were off by the same $1500….

B Smitty

10 dollar father, never had one read. Is it garbage to own an oval table and never remove the leaf

Swiss Bobbings

$10 homie.. is it garbage to have Many Men on loop while sucking Down White Claw Surges while smoking a spatchcock chicken in the Targer? You pussies won’t read this one lol

The Collecting Dev

$11 homie. Is it garbage if your local bar does a weekly turtle race?

Hank’s Gooch for 57 Minutes

Long time $10 B’zo AYG if AJ from the Sopranos taught you about p’jammy shorts while listening to the pod.

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to ask if you can burn water when you boil it?

Rydo

£8 british shareholder here. Got to hate the exchange rate 😂 been a patreon for 2 years and never had one read The question is how garbage is it to have a car bumper held together with duct tape instead of fully fixing it?

Kac

Found foleys IMDB credits and it was v funny - longhair please bring it up on some hard feelings

Julius Squeezer

is it garbage to have owned a pair of Lugz early 2000s?

Tuddy’s 2nd ex husband

$10 degenerate never had one read is it garbage if your girlfriend makes you take family portraits with your in laws in a trailer at the back of a wal-mart parking lot?

chris chin

Is it garbage to eat cold mostacciolli that ur friend gave you from a potluck over the sink. Nvm ik that it's garbage im just having a day today...

Bagged Milk

As a fellow heavyweight...is it garbage to have to buy a 2-man kayak because you're over the weight limit of a regular one?

Macheen

West coast bozo, are you garbage if you put salt on your coaster so it doesn’t stick to your pint glass

Ping

Long-time listener, never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad took pride in winning the annual biggest splash contest at the town pool club? The average age of the contestants was 9 to 14 years old.

AverageIke

$10 lienholder, never had one read Is it garbage to use bedding you stole from a hotel? My wife has used a hotel pillow case on her pillow for about 4 years.

Kippy's Jar of Skippy

$10 homie. NHOR. Is it garbage that I was invited to a pool party at a friend's step-dads pool (I'm 32). And on the way there I stopped at Walmart to buy a swim suit, flip-flops, sunscreen, a beach towel, and a case of twisted tea half and half?

skinnywang

not sure how much i pay but i know i do 😂 NHOR! is it garbage to slap dry your undercarriage after a shower with the towel before putting in your underwear? it prolongs the life of a towel before needing a wash… lotta air drying, not a lotta contact with the towel

Wilson

Do you turn your mobile device to airplane mode on takeoff?

Hiya There

New paying homie/hooker.....is it garbagio,n to pay for a bag of Fritos (regular or chilli cheese), and pay for chilli. Open the bag , then pump in the chilli and cheese from the machine, enjoy that bag of shit show , and drink 40s? Garbagio???? We used to do this, pay with the paper food stamps, use the dollar bill cash back..... to go to rock and bowl. Aka ...bowling for under 20 bucks on a Saturday night, in the dark,music blasting, from 7pm to 2am. Church Sunday morning no matter what 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

michael s

long time viewer first time on the paytch never had one read. are you garbage if your dad has a boba fett tattoo on his ring finger to cover up an ex wife’s name? (ps not my moms name)

joshua Kreuser

Longtime viewer. First time payee, $5 minimum to show my garbage level. Is it garbage buy the Shrimp Cocktail Ring at the grocery store for personal use even though it’s clearly meant for a group event or party. I dip them in the sauce and slap em on a saltine cracker and throw away the evidence before the old lady sees it.

ShareholdingHomie

Never had one read... "not really a question, this one's just funny" Ever argue with a grandparent?😂

J

10-dollar international homie of mystery never had one read. Is it garbage to take caffeine pills with a monster? a white monster like a gentleman of course. (this was at 1:02 am today.)

Tommy 2 Spoons

Does it make me garbage if I didn't think there was anything garbage about the contestants? 😂

matyG

10$ Canadian hoagie here! First time caller long time listener. Have you ever used the code 6969 on a hotel safe.

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

Ten dollar Tuddy fan here, NHOR, is it garbage to open a mail package in the kitchen with a knife or fork, then put it back like nothing happened? PS. AYG is Philly Foxworthy...you might be a redneck.

Light Blue American Spirits

New 10 dollar homie who had to subscribe after seeing all the free content. Never had one read. Is it garbage that you didn't start smoking heaters until you were 24 because you had a crush on your professor in college? P.S. She used to bum my cigarettes' but I was never even brave enough to get her number

John D

FRESH $10 homie here to binge content at work, haven't had one read. Is it garbage to use toe nail clippers to clip dead skin off your feet, toes, hand, etc. wherever you get excess dead skin? I've been doing this since I was a little kid and my girlfriend found out I was doing it and she said that its 100% so garbage! Let me know homies! Love the show

Wilma Fingerdoo

MIKE ROWE from Dirty Jobs would be the GOAT guest!!!

Yeahnah

Ever been concussed on a trampoline?

Tyler M

YEOOOOO fresh $10 bozo here never had one read, is it garbage to use your countertop as a cutting board when cooking? Love youse

Matthew King

$10 Boy-O never had one read, is it garbage to buy a pop up camper to drink beers with the boys in the front yard…. We live in a gated community.

Cray87

10 buck chuck that ain't never been read! Two parter here: Youse guys ever walk into an emergency room carrying a piece of you they gotta sew back on & how many extension cords hooked together is too many? Love you boyz!

Gaydolf Shitler

Do you put the egg shells back in the carton?

Brad B

$10 seat sniffer never had one read.... Is Foley a +++ sized genius?.... when you either don't know the answer or don't want to tell the truth, should you just repeat the question like you're deep in thought.... i.e *officer - how fast do you think you were going? *dirtbag - how fast was I going? What was the speed I was traveling? Huh, can you repeat the question. *wife/ bird - were you drinking beer in the basement alone again? *dirtbag- drinking beer in tge basement? Beer in the basement? Wait, do we have a basement? Etc.....