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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-07-17 16:40:55
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you haven't had one read yet! Thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

She Crab Poop

10 dollar homie. Is it garbage to keep the car magnet and windshield sticker from a funeral so you can turn right on red lights with cameras and get out of the ticket

Phony Robbins

How many fingers do you use to eat French fries

Patty O'Furniture

Do you change the radio volume if it's on an odd number?

CheazyE

$10 Stunard NHOR Is it garbage to make up a disability to get out of a DUI? (I got popped for DUI second (allegedly) and told the cop I couldn’t do the straight line test because I was bow legged. My lawyer ended up using that as an argument in court which helped us beat the case) Ps if you don’t read my question I’m going to start sending in videos of my snake eating rats

Nick

Is it garbo that the ATM I use dispenses the money with the bills all facing different directions

James Walker (Frompy)

5 dollar homie reporting in. Is it garbage if you don’t use a top sheet?

Casey Venema

$10 homie, never had one read. Have you ever brought a TV and Xbox with you to the laundromat as an adult? Have you ever had to go into a store for a family member because they’re banned? My dad got into it with a local butcher but damn he loves the summer sausage. Is it garbage to order Plan B on DoorDash? How long have you extended the 5-second rule? Have you ever been part of a class action lawsuit? Have you ever gone to the ER thinking you were having a heart attack only to realize that you forgot you took an edible earlier? Have you ever needed to call hotel maintenance for a plunger? I was 10 and it was maybe 5 minutes after check-in. Is it garbage if your college graduation dinner was at an all you can eat buffet? Shout out Golden Corral. You ever play baseball with live artillery shell fireworks? You ever go camping and sleep on a queen-sized mattress in the bed of your pickup? Have you ever played on the slot machines in a gas station?

Patty O'Furniture

Have you or anyone you know ever claimed to be double jointed?

Jeremiah Rodriguez

10 dollar Motherfuckin homie right here. Is it garbage to use a huge tarp as a golf net to practice

Bingo Bango

10 dollar homie here is it garbage to keep creating new emails and different accounts to keep getting free trials of things. Love youse

Ashlee

Is it garbage to drink warm fireball? Throw it in the microwave for 8-10 seconds and *chefs kiss*

Mike James

Is it garbage if your town couldn’t wait even 50 years to open up a time capsule?

Foley's other chin

$50 homie here. Is it garbage to lie about your subscription level in hopes to get your question read on the show?

Gavin Syme

Haven’t had one read yet! Is it garbage to leave your pizza out overnight because you like it room temp and a little stale the next day? Sometimes this extends to three days; I like the dry crunch with the pizza taste

Unlimited Chill

$10 homie. Is it garbage if your job starts using bar soap instead of liquid in the bathrooms?

Max Stumpf

Ten dollar skeezer, How long is to long to act like your house keys work

Stanky Leg

Is it garbage to keep gaining weight and saying to yourself, "That's right, just like the Garbage Boys."

TuddyFick

$10 Doby here. Do you know your spiders?

Corn Nuts

10 Dolla bum -- Is it trash to have things other than air fresheners hanging in your car?

NunzAndRoses

10$ dumbass, haven’t had one read. Is it garbage to have a house with two front doors, and you only use one of them?

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 sleeper cell, NHOR. Is it garbage to blow your nose and then check the tissue to inspect your snot load?

TakaTaka4Lyfe

$10 stockholder is it garbage to follow a family member closely driving because they have no registration or insurance and you don’t want the police to get behind them and run their shit

matyG

First time 10$ Canadian hoagie here. Have you ever made the hotel safe code 6969

#ChickenSandwiches

10 dollar basura. Is it garbage if your Walmart still has a lobster tank, Ronald McDonald statue, fish displays, etc.?

Choc City Shuey

A back scratcher in every room of the house, or do the bobblehead like a bear in the woods against the door jams?

Devin Lopez

In honor of fantasy football season approaching, is it garbage to wear a suit and tie to your live draft? P.S Im the commissioner so I wanna look presentable lol

Kippy Cant Winkle

$10 never had one read share holder…Youse keep making new hide my emails and continually signing up and cancelling free subscription trials

Brother James Lake

Will we be able to send a envelope to Mr and Mrs Foley on e they are married.

Chaconbeeseburger

Hey gang 10 dollar hooooooooomie here! Are you garbage if you never pay for the in flight WiFi but ALWAYS fuck with your phone settings thinking you can somehow get it to work anyways?

Pizza Entree

$10 homey since the golf outing (a little gap when things got tight...) More garbage: Indoor furniture outdoors or outdoor furniture indoors? I'll hang up and listen.

Major Paint Eater

Dimebag shareholder, is it trashy to smoke a cigarette in the shower? Bonus points if it's menthol. You could save time not having to brush your teeth cause you'd have minty fresh Newport breath

Jessica Byers

Have you ever told anyone you couldn’t make plans because you weren’t feeling good and then run into them at a bar?

Michael Hawkes

10 dolla make you holla. What’s the most garbage way to take a pizza out of the oven? Had to use a grocery box from Costco after I threw away the cardboard bottom Jon like a bozo.

Heater Griffin

$10 Dumpster Ever blackout and piss your bed two nights in a row? No worse feeling than cleaning your piss mattress and washing the sheets just to wake up in another puddle of piss. Thankfully those days are behind me. Love youse!

Mrs. T Knapp

$10 lady bozo NHOR — not so much a question, but do you remember The Al Alberts Showcase? Such a Philly treasure. I was singing “On the Way to Cape May” last Night since we are down the shore. Give it a Goog if you’re not familiar.

Gearbox

$10 homie, nhor- Have you ever bragged about a rental?

Ian Tompkins

What’s up boys, $10 homie, 2 show vet, never had one read. Is it garbage to add personal flair to songs when you sing along to them? My wife loves holding notes longer than the actual singer and it keeps me up at night

Alex Tonello

HYOAIYF ever own a black box?

Snug

Ever have someone perform the Heimlich Maneuver on you?

Pati-O

Long time homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your 2 year old loves Cool Ranch Doritos (he calls them “Doritos with sprinkles”)? Also, is it garbage if, when I find a dorito on the floor while I’m vacuuming that’s just a little too big to get up, I step on it a little to make the crumbs small enough for my vacuum to handle, instead of bending over to pick it up and put in the trash can?

Noodles

$10 Trogdor here, never had one read. Ever use PayPal to buy stuff when you're jammed up since it hits your account 1-2 business days later? (I'm currently in debt to a hamburger clown)

Peaches

$10 homie this has to be trash I had a gold crown since I was 10, im 33. It fell off a month ago while I ate weed gummies. I just placed it back on since I was going to the dentist in a month. My though was it'll pop off when they clean my mouth and they'll have to pay to fix it, they broke it. Well yesterday was the dentist appointment it popped off and i swallowed it. So I puked it up at the dentist so i didnt have to sort through my shit to find it. Anyway they aren't fixing it for free.

AuntTuddysParoleOfficer334

$10 bozo NHOR Youse ever put peanut butter on a hotdog? My dad used to dip his raw ballpark hot dogs in the family PB, HACHI MACHI!

Dominique Diaz

$10 homegirl here! FTLT, is it garbage that I can only hand money over like a drug deal? Dabbed up my coworker when he was collecting for a baby shower.

dean-o

10$ homie is it garbage if when I got stabbed in the face in 10th grade I tried to use it to pick up chicks (it did the opposite) also tried the same thing when I got cauliflower ear (also did not work)

Dick Lovers Pizza.

10 dolla Toby One Kenobi! Haven't had one read yet! Is it Garbage to fill my water canteen with cold delicious beer to take into the casino? California casinos dont serve complimentary drinks like vegas does and I ain't trying to buy a 8$ beer everytime daddy gets thirsty.

FlatbushTommy

Long time fan from the gas digital days and also a 10 dollar hozo. Never had one read cuz my dumbass always forgets about the discussion thread. Are ya garbage if u look for a new dispensary any time u visit Colorado so u can get the first time customer deal💀

Chazzerthespazzer

10 dollar does make me holla! Never had one read. Are you garbage if you work in a smallish town at the car wash where the cops wash their cars, so you wear your uniform outside of work just incase u get pulled over or questioned and they might cut some slack?

Andrew Vega

Long time $10 homie, never had one read (working through a backlog my ass). Is it garbage that my container of butter is riddled with bread crumbs

jabba

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage for your dad to take you furniture shopping through alleyways looking for stuff with a free sign on it? Side note: we furnished most of the house with free stuff.

true thread prince Pete Seidel

14.50 hoser homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if you eat frozen waffles straight from the freezer without toasting them?

K.J.'s Wingman

Are we still doing this #Areyougarbage peloton club? Asking for a fatass friend.

Fritz

Whats up gang!? 10 dollar homie here! Know anyone with a missing digit?

AYGry

10$ homie never had one read, are you garbage if the only time you eat Carrots and Celery is when you order a basket of wings belly up at the bar. Love youse from San Francisco. Come back for a show our here!

chocowalnut

NHOR. Have you ever used the water dispenser from the fountain drink machine to wash your hands?

DiddyDidIt

Hey gang new 10$ hoooomie here, are you garbage if you go around tossing stuff in dumpsters behind shopping centers? We used to toss old matresses/furniture in there constantly! Got chased away a few times as well haha love ya boys keep it up!

timeisaflatbreadcircle

$10 Homie NHOR, which is the correct order: Sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Patty Melt

$10 Homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you only spend time on social media to mark posts you're not interested in?

Nicky Heaters

$10 Bozo NHOR Is it garbage to pour warm beer over ice while waiting for the rest to get cold?

Pie O My

Is it garbage that my dad took a stripper and her kids to disney?

Bacon Egg and Cheeks

Is it garbage if your first kiss was your brothers sister? We were drunk so I don’t think it counts

HAT

How many keys youse got on your keychain?

Marty

Know anyone who backyard brawls?

Tombo

$10 homie here how garbage is hanging a bed sheet in the hallway so your window ac unit that's older than you are can keep at least one room cold ? Gotta beat the heat somehow

C N

Is it garbage if growing up my mom’s specialty dinner was fried macaroni? It’s just elbow noodles sautéed in butter until they get hard again and sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.

IcyMuffin

Never had one read Are you garbage if you keep a glass decorative dish on your kitchen table full of apples and onions and other various produce items? I'm aware it's a tough look.

Garbage Gobbler

$10 new shareholder, never had one read Is it garbage if your dads claim to fame is being the percussionist in a Sublime cover band PS he also prides himself on being “hometown famous”

Rob L

$10 scrub NHOR, house ever owned a fathead?

BaddieFoley

Youse say you itched yourself or scratched yourself?

Mary

Never had one read (may or may not be true)...is it garbage to have radio stations on speed dial to be ready to call in to win prizes?

Beautiful Jawn

Never had one read… Is it garbage to call your dad dude? Especially as a 25 year old girly

Foleys don vito eye

First time big man’s toe grime. Are you garbage if your from Florida home of beaches and meth to go on vacation in cape may/wildwood for the time time

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

Long time listener, first time called. Is it garbage if your Uncle lives in a camper next to your grandparents house with an extension cord running out the back window so he can listen to Skynard, pound Naties, and rip heaters all day.

Ila Vanal

NHOR you or anyone in your family NEVER met a member of a country club?

Tobys getting too old for this stuff

$5 Gnomie. Is it garbage if you only have one cat and one dog on your lease so the second cat you own is technically an illegal cat? Follow up, is it even trashier if the owner of the cats is giving you a really hard time about hiding the cat during an inspection when it literally could get you evicted

Joey Noiz

Are you trash if you’ve been so jammed up you had to quit nicotine to save money. The kid is hurtin

The garbage can

Never had one read. Are you garbage if when someone comes to your house and asks if they should take their shoes off your response is “I wouldn’t”

Travis V

$10 dumpster fire 🔥 Is it garbage to quote ayg during your best man speech at your best pals wedding.? My buddy was the one that purposed in his burnies tshirt

Naansense

$10 trash workers union president here, NHOR. Is it garbage to have a pact with coworkers to tell each other if you smell? I’m Indian and one of my worst fears is smelling like Indian food

Fred Lambert

Are you garbage if you and your buddy have a scratcher session in the gas station parking lot? The casino was farther away and gas ain’t cheap.

Covid, Shieeeeeeeeeeet

2nd tour of duty $10 bozo here NHOR (took a break how ya doin). Is it garbage if you wake up from a couch slumber with your significant other and blurt out "IM JUST RESTIN' MY EYES!"

Captain Winky’s Hemorrhoid

I just came here to say Kippy and T bone are wrong and they owe Foley an apology. I was listening to some older episodes and Foley had mentioned the idea of a “chopped sandwich” (take everything you would put on a nice deli sandwich and chop it up, add olive oil, mayonnaise, salt and pepper and put that on a bun) and he got made fun of for it. I recently tried it and it is the ONLY way to make a fancy sandwich

Greg Zenner

Are you garbage if you duct tape multiple flags together on the pole of a car window flag? I saw a car driving with an American, an Israel and Penn State flags all duct taped in a bunch, I will give them the American flag was higher up than the rest so atleast they aren’t Commies

MIKE M

Ever bummed a cig from another driver while sitting in traffic?

ChederCheese

$5 schmuck, never had one read! Is it garbage to have a call in radio show for selling shit? Basically like Craigslist; description, value, phone #. I worked a factory job in Indiana and the old guys in the inspection lab would listen religiously and run outside to call people if they heard something they liked

Smashing Blumpkins

Is Rice-A-Roni garbage? Or is it just straight-up delicious?

Lunchbox9164

$10 pusherman. NH1R what's the trashiest way to ask to borrow money from someone? "Can I bum..?" "Let me hold..?" Can you borrow me..?

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 go fund me donator. Have you ever worn a waterproof money/phone holder in a pool of waterpark

Chicken Parmaceuticals

$10 Blue Collar NHOR, you ever make an omelette sandwich with raisin bread toast? That and a cup of coffee knocks my knees together

katie

$10 homie NHOR, Is it garbage that your grandparents had multiple beagles over the course of their life ALL named snoopy due to their love of the peanuts? PS one snoopy bit my dads face when he was 5 and they still kept him...

Sam

$10 shitbag here, are you garbage if you sweat folding laundry?

David Zamora

$10 Homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to have a relative living in the garage of your home? For context, as a kid growing up, my uncle lived with us in the garage and we still parked our cars in the garage!

Mark Sigs

Is it garbage to give yourself a buzzcut at home but then go to the barber after to get lined up in the back to save some money? I’m doing the heavy lifting!

Dwangus Khan

10 dollar flatbread, never had one read. Youze ever take a dump in the woods? I was walking with my dog and dad when suddenly nature called the old man. He had me gather leaves. He took two steps off the trail and started doing his business.

Alex Trashbec

10 dollar hoagie head, never had one read. Is it garbage to say it's a birthday or anniversary every time you go out to eat so you can try to get a free dessert?

JFR

$10 Homie NHOR, is it garbage to hit a piñata at a child’s birthday party if you’re an adult?

Slappy

$10 Homie NHOR. When’s the last time you stomped an empty can?

Jackie Daytona 69

$10 FL trashbag, never had one read.... Is it garbage to bring your gaming system on vacation?

Rabidmonkeyman

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to leave the plastic on your pack of heaters because you think it might protect them from getting damp?

Bean Machine

$10, NHOR. AYG if your dad called it “sunny delight” but it wasn’t even sunny d, it was Tang

wunderbar bologna

$10 shithead here NHOR, boys is it garbage to create a whole podcast to make comedians unknowingly give you the answers to their bank account security questions? "What's the name of the street you grew up on" "What was the first concert you attended"

Cody Winters

Is being a mma fan trashy ? I feel like boxing can be classy but mma not quite there yet

Jack Mack juice

10 dollar VP of Garbage Research and Development. NHOR. Is it garbage to buy the big bag of precooked bacon crumbles from Costco and then just hit it like a bag of chips all day long?

Governmentname

Long time homie, never had a question read. Is it garbage to put both hands on your hip when you pee?

UncleCrackerBarrel

Is it garbage to have your 20th high school reunion at a granite countertop show room. Shout out shamrocks.

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR did your older siblings or cousins ever play dead on ya? My older cousin did it to scare me and I fell for it every time

Fluffhead

Are you garbage if you plan your PTO around Phish tour?

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR does your family respect jobs like garbage men and say shit like "You know they're actually paid pretty well"

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie NHOR - Is it garbage that your grandma always carried a "spit cup" around with her because she had COPD?

Foleyville PD

NHOR - ayg if keep a running Playlist of cry-tunes for when you've had a couple two, tree sodas? That last solo of That Smell at about 4mins.

Porky Polak

$10 homeslice here. How often do you wash your hands after you pee? Be honest with me Kippy

Foley'sLeftTitt

$10 Homie NHOR did your grannie ever pop her dentures out at ya to give you a little scare?

Derek Moll

10 homie NHOR is it garbage if you have family that went on Maury Povich for the free makeup and hair stylist? P.s. Poopie was the father.

isetthem

From your boy Charlie is it garbage for your family to use your mini fridge in your bedroom as the family refrigerator cuz that one broke down.

Nicholas Long

If you find yourself in a conversation regarding the lottery. How likely are you to fake calculate the payout AFTER taxes, to make it seem like it’s still not life changing.

Horacio Torres

I just want to know if Foley is still entering the shower from the front and not the back. Squeezing by the toilet lol

Tuddy's side piece

You boys gotta have luke combs on. Not a comedian but he was on this past weekend with theo von pulling up a list of are you garbage questions from his phone. Needs to be on the show

Gunnar M

Ever given a two week notice and they replied with, "you can just leave now"

Benny the Fish

Long time Homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if your favorite part of autumn is the faint smell of diesel fuel in the crisp air?

Reuben Staton

10 dolla homie! NHOR!!!! Have you or anyone in your family been sprayed by a skunk??

Kippys Real Dad

$10 shithead here. Youse ever been to Knoebels? Trash paradise

JoeyFatBawls

10$ balla, you ever use gift cards you got for your birthday to buy drugs? Shout out to Rich, you the Man!

Wade Boggs Beers

$10 guy here. Is it garbage if you hold the remote in your hand, the entire time you’re watching TV?

J

10$ industrialist here, is it garbage to take caffeine pills with a monster (a white monster, I'm a classy dame of course)

J

Is it garbage to instigate beef between acquaintances and your homies? e.i. to bring your cousin who works at NASA to a dirtbag social gathering with your light acquaintances, knowing he revels in decimating conspiracy theories? He busted out a mini whiteboard and did equations at flat earthers.

Commando Brando

$10 homie NHOD, is it garbage to squat over a running dehumidifier to dry your balls and crack?

grffnsean

Ever wear a “thru the roof” 2024 t shirt when having lunch at Chili’s on July 4? The chicken enchilada soup was cookin. -Downashore Sean

Joe Angelhow

As far as I know I haven’t had one read… have you ever dipped anything directly into a condiment container(mayo, blue cheese, etc) or drank from a condiment container? What was it and why?

christopher zapata

10$ Homie never had one read. Have you ever taken bets at a friend’s wedding on how long it will last? I was short 2 months to win 3k, there was 15 of us in the pool. The bride worked at 7-11 with a major drinking problem. The grooms brother won BTW (Over a year less than year and half).

christopher zapata

$10 homie NH1R. Have you ever driven in a car with spinner hub caps?

Childhood Truma

$10 Homie NHOR. Is it garbage if your once step-mom is now your sister in law? Turns out Dad and little Brother have the same taste …. If you know what I mean! I earned the name Childhood Trama it was not given!

Riley H

You ever bring the work-provided snacks home with you? Like sneaking a body out in a rug

KermitThePawg

$5 Trash here, is it garbage it consider Taco Bell a healthy meal IF you ordered off the Baja menu?

Ethan Herman

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you are still using your dead grandpa’s handicap placard.

Todd Cericola

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to invite the hosts of your favorite podcast to the escape room you own near Philly just so you can hang their picture on the wall?

ohhdoylerulezz

$10 investor, Have you ever wore snowboots in the summer? As a little kid my mom put me in Buzz Lightyear boots because I destroyed all my shoes playing 🤣

Todd Cericola

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to invite the hosts of your favorite podcast to the escape room you own near Philly just so you can hang their picture on the wall?

Ballsack

$10 homie. First question asked. Is it garbage to only eat corn on the cob for dinner. (Salt, pepper, butter included)

Scott Raff

$10 Homie. Ayg if your parents had their honeymoon in Wildwood, NJ and called it “absolute paradise”. This was in 1972

Ohio-IT-Garbage

$10 Homie is it garbage if you try to use someone else’s Season Pass to an amusement Park then fight the security guard when you get caught?

L2P

$10 Homie have had one read Is it garbage if all of your 4th of July fireworks exploded on the ground? This was 2 years ago and it was $700-$900 that went up all at once. P.S. no one was injured and no cars exploded. (It was pretty close…)

Joey Jaws

$10 homie NHOR - is it garbage to have two bookies and when you get on a losing streak bet through the other one?? Asking for a friend…

Big Jays Artificial Crab Meat

$10 bi-monthly contributor. Is it garbage if on your way to Disney, you stop and get personal ranches because you find out the Round Up Rodeo serves pickle fries and doesn't have ranch? Since it's a yes, does it church it up if you got the ranch at Target? This was my wife. Not me. I just used the ranches. Everyone was jealous in the restaurant.

Teriyaki Madness Investor

Is it garbage to declare bankruptcy because I moved, and can't find a job? Ps. Subway is hiring but I can't be caught working there.

Chris Ellsworth

I already know the answer, but you ever have a comedy show on Netflix and you need a funny fat guy to play a manager and you pick Stavros over Foley?

EuropeanTrash23

$10 venture capitalist here - NHOR- is it garbage if you purchase an item i.e. toaster, blender, game controller, and when it breaks you purchase the exact same item, put the broken one in the box, and return it for a full refund. My immigrant mother would do this all the time growing up.....WE WERE JAMMED UP!!!

Big O

$10 bozo - how much titty sweat have you seen this summer? NYC feels like an oven

Kyle Beckworth

$10 homie. Never had one read.. . Are you garbage if you wear a concert shirt to a concert you never attended? Thanks

Penny Mustard Stains

$10 Sleeper Cell never had one read...AYG if you think its classy to take my morning duece at a Target. PS I work in and out of liquor stores. Thanks boys love ya!

Pete Seidel

$10 bird, never had one read. When is the cut off for going back in for a slice of pizza? Box has been sitting on the counter. My cut off is 72 hours, the sweet spot being about 40 hours.

Big Tim

$10 microinvestor NHOR… Are you garbage if your mom called her purse a pock-A-book? Bonus question are you extra garbage if just saying that out loud makes you nostalgic for a strip of wrigleys gum that tastes 95% like purse

Reed

20 dollar homie, is it garbage that you found out your dad got married over a FaceTime because you saw a ring on his finger?

Chrissy_California

10 dollar hat trick here never had one read, is it garbage to witness a man on an airplane sneaking vape hits, and be jealous that hes that much of a baller!?

Jesse

$10 PA homie (Pittsburgh/Sheetz, not Wawa) NHOR - is it garbage if my dad puts pieces of 2x4 in the waist of his jeans to keep them stretched so they'll fit?

Leaky

are you garbage if you thought “crab” was spelled with a “k” as a kid because of the “krusty krab” (my parents weren’t home much

Rex

10 dollar window washer. Is a mall considered garbage if it has a car parked inside?

Where’s The Marlin Kippy

$16.39 Homie, youse ever brag about having a Marlin down the shore and never bring it down to Tuddy’s to prove it?

Bossquesso

$10 NHOR, is it garbage to set the scale to Kilograms so that when you weigh yourself it's a rough estimate instead of knowing exactly how much of a fat fuck you are?

Josh Oliver

$10 bum with a birthday on 7/18 just saying a shout would be cool, anyone else wrap could cuts around a pickle spear as a snack? (or a meal depending on how many you eat)

Henry halkias

$10 homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you go to guitar center with no intentions to buy anything and just to mess with shit until it feels like it’s time to go

AYGwillickers

have youse ever been given a tee shirt to wear at the gate of an amusement park because the one you are wearing doesn't meet their community standards? I wore a tee of the Sistene chapel where the fingers don't meet and a speech bubble was coming out of God saying "Pull my finger. " the attendant handed me a plain tee and made me get a locker to put my original tee in before they let me in

Chris

$10 Canadian homie, nhor, youse ever ridden a bike with a helmet from a different sport? Had a neighbour growing up who used a hockey helmet.

Trashed-Potatoes

Yall ever ate Mac n Cheese out of the pot? Also do you call it macaroni and cheese, Mac and cheese, or Mac N cheese?

Kippies Eyebags

Is it garbage to let your dog shit on a balcony then return later after they hard up a bit and just scoot them over the edge of said balcony.

Michael Jones

Whats your go to check to see if you smell? Armpits? The ol scratch and sniff of the nuts? How garbage is your checkpoint?

Jessica Toler

$10 cool cat, NH1R. Are you garbage if you pronounce it “Santy Claus” ? 🎅🏼

Lance

$14 Canadian Dirtbag here, is it garbage if you use a ziploc as a wallet in the pool?

Cole Griffiths

First time $10 homie. Is it garbage to be a member of the are you garbage Patreon?

Leaky

How many fake teeth youse got? I got bout 6

Yo Mama

$10 and had one read. Foley called me gross. 🫡 Is it garbage that I have never cleaned my airpods case for almost five years? There’s earwax and I hope the pink stuff isn’t mold.

Ross Saur

$5 executive board member. Is it garbage to have a tow hitch on a 1999 Toyota Corolla?

Beefy McPickle pants

Been a $10 shot caller for 2 yrs. Still nhor. Is it garbage if the TV in our bedroom is 75 inches and the tv in the family room, (where we normally hang out) is only 45 inches? I like my night night TV. Lol p.s. I'm 53 and married.

Chris Barry

$10 first time garbage question. Is it garbage if I opened a tub of cream-cheese from the fridge, saw mold, scraped it out and used the non-moldy cream cheese without skipping a beat? Because blue-cheese, right?

Meaty Petey

10 homie, never been blessed…is it garbage to order delivery from the bar you’re drinking at so they’ll give you a ride home

Mulignanathan

Is it garbage to throw a few ritz crackers in a salad when you run out of croutons?

18WheelMafia

20$ homie never had one read!! Is it garbage that I’m more excited for this episode and consider it a Bday gift because it’s my birthday.

Porky Polak

$10 homeslice here. Never had one read! Do you wash below your knees when showering? I haven’t scrubbed my shins in decades

BigDee

$10 shareholder here. Never had one read. Is it garbage if I ask my girlfriend if she would post pics on feetfinder or start an only fans with me so we can make some extra mula ?

Bagged Milk

Is it garbagio to have to buy or rent a 2 person kayak just for yourself because you're over the weight limit of a single?

Karl Tap

Tdhnhor…is it garbage to put a koozie on a solo cup

5StarDiveBar

$10 hoagie, Are You Garbage if you've ever taken scrap steel from work for weight in your truck in the winter then cashed it in for enough money in the spring for a case of PBR?

Jeff Lunsford

Howdy Jeff from Georgia Spicy question; your wife and mother switched bodies, Freaky Friday, you had to fuck one to get them back which one you pickin!?!? Bonus which would you make cum

Foleyvillepop2

Never been. Calling hanging out with your kids “babysitting” when the old lady isn’t around

Tommy G.

Is it garbage to have purchased back row tix for the upcoming parx casino show, so I can get to the smoking section quick for a heater afterwards. Love youse can't wait for December.

INeverPullout

$10 Slubberdegullion - Is it garbage if you hang a tennis ball from the roof in the garage so you can see where to park the car?

HammerTraining

10$ Homie. Never had one read. Flipping a frisbee upside down and using it as a plate..Garbage? Love youse.

Peaches Louise

$20 homie here never had one read.... AYG if your spouse leaves you for their cell mate they had in prison?? Apparently my cousins old lady did a stent in prison got released and left her husband for her bunkie.....

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

Any of you bozos call a "remote" a "channel changer" growing up? We had friends who called it a "clicker" and a "remote", but we always called it the "channel changer". Love youse 1!!!

Not Egg

new 10$ buddy never had one read .. with hindsight what song had the thrashier message? Genie in a bottle or Hit me baby ? ... what song shouldnt a tubby 3rd grade kippy be dancing too

Andy Calves

$5 footlong here. Never had one read. Is it garbage to use your socked foot to clean urine off a toilet seat? Extra garbage if it isn’t even yours (doing the lord’s work).

Brown trash

$20 Hefty Sack NHOR: Is it garbage if your parents never once took you to a movie theater because “Ya can’t smoke in there”?

Foleys popped yoga ball

Long time $10 homie been in the ice box for a while, if someone sneezes multiple time how many time are you saying god bless you? I have a strict 2 time cut off after that you’re on you’re own. Also is god bless you or just bless you?

Foleys popped yoga ball

Do you eat after brushing your teeth at night night and if so are you brushing again or is that the mornings problem?

Kippies Nippies

$10 big hoss (shout out to Pawn Stars), is it garbage if your last name is a cocktail? My wife's maiden name was martini. She didn't want to get rid of it so she made it her middle name

Jordan Ortiz

Wedding edition- fat court- if Hank actually pulls it out Kippy has to take the foleys to Pearl Harbor on his dime-

JehovahThickness

10$ flatbread never had one read. What’s the worst place you have had to take a piss when super fucked up? I pissed in the bed side trash can while finishing my last drink of the night. Out with the old in with the new

Dave The Barbarian

$10 chicken parm How garbage is it to mispronounce store names consistently? My in-laws say “General dollar” and “pro bass shops” instead of the actual names of the stores.

MPPTSanimal

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you check your bank account between the time you order from the drive thru and you have too pay to make sure you have the funds. Even if you know you have the money you still do just incase you forgot something was on autopay.

Nosferatute

New $10 homie, me love you long time fan (never had one read). Is it garbage if your drunk Filipino uncle during mass puts Philippine pesos into the collection basket only to have the nerve to take it back when the basket gets passed back the end of the aisle?

Patti’s Plumber

Is it garbage to enjoy the scent of a freshly clipped toe nail?

The Big Unit

$10 homie here, is it garbage if your mom cuts your hair in the kitchen? But uses WD-40 to lubricate the clippers? FYI that smell doesn’t go away after the first wash.

Jesus Is...rael and hates frisbees

$10 Homie here never had one read.. I heard this question from Kip on the way back with Ryan Sickler, but thought it was a great question because it happened to me... Are you garbage if you've ever had to wear clothes out of the lost and found at school? I threw up on my shirt in middle school and had to wear a bright orange polo that was wayyy to small

cleveland depression

are you garbage if you do off road racing and all you have to get places are longitudes and latitudes? how the fuck am I supposed to know where 34.54345 and -86.72453 is

Tyler Carmen

Is it garbage to buy condoms off of Facebook marketplace because you can’t afford the pack at the store ( little jammed up)

Fran Martin

I used to be fuckin poor, y'all ever done the shoe exchange? You put your shoes in the box an walk out with a fresh pair free 99

Barry McCockiner

$5 trash homie with 1 extra cromie never had one read. Is it garbage to park in the back of a crowded Walmart parking lot and swap windshield wipers with the newest vehicle you can find when your wipers get worn out?

Hometown Hogie

$10 trash bucket, Are you garbage if instagram recommends you Rehab Centers?

Curveball Romeo

Never had a question read. Are you Garbage if you think that casinos pump in oxygen to keep people awake?

Lance

I saw a broad by some Zyn yesterday, not what you’d expect… very in shape in basically a CrossFit bikini in the convenience store.

Mook

Is it garbage if your morning shit takes longer than your morning shower?

AYGwillickers

have youse ever been walking and your pants start falling down so you widen your gait so they don't fall?

jordan

where do I find all the videos ? like when they went to disney and ireland?

Governmentname

Long time homie, never had a question read. Is it garbage to put both hands on your hip when you pee?

Knockoff_Bagel_Bites

Is it garbage to keep the yard sign, motion sensors, outdoor cameras and wall units for a security system you don’t subscribe to in a new house because they still light up and you want would-be burglars to think you have a system?

Foley’sUnderboob

Are you Garbage if you buy your dog a stuffed Bernie(heater) as a toy/pillow?

Shippy and Moley

$10 newish homie, NHOR. What's the trashiest way to refer to your wife? Growing up, I had a friend who when talking to us his 45 year old dad would refer to his wife as his "chick".

Yu Chu’s House of Bahzos

First time long time, never had one read: are you garbage if you use the snacks from the breakroom to spruce up a struggle meal? I had a bowl of instant mashed potatoes, added 2 tillamook cheese jawns and made cheesy mashed potatoes - ngl it was delicious

Fran Martin

Have you ever put paper towels at the top of the overhead projector so when the teacher turns it on it catches fire instantly

Tony Soprano’s Duck

$10 homie, never had one read: are you garbage if you found out Kippy’s nephew is the youngest professional athlete in North America bc your girl saw it on a gossip page

Dwangus Khan

$10 bozo never had one read. Is it garbage to give your pet a human name?

Hank’s Hoagie House

10 dollar board member, is it garbage if you put hot sauce on pizza?

Aiyana

$10 Garbage Goddaughter, NHOR Is it garbage if you had an electric keyboard on a stand in your living room?

Aiyana

$10 garbage goddaughter NHOR Is it garbage if you collected beanie babies

Kippy’s Car Club

It's garbage to start a post with "$10 homie" = yeah no shit, no one else is in here ya bozos! That said :: what's the most you ever spent on a bicycle?

GasolineRainbowRoastBeef

Long time board member, NHOR. Is it garbage if you can see the outlet your fridge is plugged into. Just saw on real estate show for lake houses. Also no one even mentioned the personal fan duct taped to the ceiling and plugged into the wall or the outlet sitch

IDont’tTrustMySketchyMother

$10 NC Homie NHOR. Is it trashy that when you were younger you furnished your apartment kitchen with the napkin holder from mellow mushroom, silverware from mellow mushroom, knives from Texas steakhouse, and the only seasoning you had was bojangles fry seasoning in the big steel shaker you jacked. Yes we had vodka bottles as decor filled with highlighter fluid and water. And yes my roommate got super stoned and drew all over the bathroom with sharpies. No deposit refunded. 🤦‍♂️

Jason “The Exalted One” Jones

The fact they had a Patriot on before an Eagle is a slap in the face to everyone who says “Go Birds” love youse tho

Adrian

$10 Homie never had one read, AYG if your grandma grabs food from salad bars with her bare hands then calls it an appetizer?

Whitpain Hills Ex-Rentee

$10 Wawa hoagie, are you garbage if your family had a piano in the house but no one knew how to play it?

DV8fromNormality

How has there never been mention of “Flavor Aid”, knockoff Kool-Aid? The trap used to stay stocked with that. Along with Vienna sausages, potted meat and hot sauce

Kippies Eyebags

Is it garbage to keep a stained red Tupperware collection that you call the "Italian Tupperware set" because you only use it to store baked ziti and and leftover gravy.

William Beats

Seriously NHOR, not lyin. Is it garbage if you had to get in the middle of your dad and uncle to stop them from fighting because your uncle thought your dad was trying to f*ck his wife? (In all honesty he probably was lol)

Montgomery County Boy, No Delco Bozo

First time, long time, NHOR. Is it garbage if your first concert was “Lengends in Concert” at Showboat casino in AC? Extra credit if the tickets were comped because your mom loves the slots.

Slappy

$10 Homie NHOR. Anybody in your family that can’t pronounce “Chipotle”?

Pepijn Kwakkelaar

Eating your boogers or trowing them on the floor wich is more trash?

Henry halkias

Nhor dime bag homie. AYG if you keep cereal on top of the fridge

Sydeshowbub

Did your parents ever try to scare the shit out of you? Or have you ever scared the hell out of your parents ?

ADrunkFromManayunk

First time long time. AYG if you were told to never smoke heaters growing by the same person you did coke with for the first time?

Snot smellagain

Are you garbage if your dad drops you off at school in a grain truck?

BarbarianBlush

Never had one read. Is it Garbage to look forward to when they change the urinal cakes? Been working here for 3 years, never had the same scent twice.

All The Toast

Anyone you know make wishes off their nose hair? Gotta be worth a quarter eyelash at least.

Harry

Did you ever give yourself a fake shot with a mechanical pencil?

Whitejose

New nick name for Toby, I was thinking “Toby-Wan CockNobi”

Devil Stick Disco

Got myself a bank check to buy a new car. Pure class. Then I grabbed a dumdum mystery flavor lollipop and a fist full of bank branded pens on the way out. Pure trash. We all have feet in both worlds.

Cheesewizard

Nhor is it garbage that my wife remembers exactly where she was when Jimmy Buffet died?

Jess L Castro

10 dollar bozo NHOR. Is it garbage if my mom would go to my elementary school and ask to see the lost and found bin so she could shop for sweaters. Pretty much she just wanted to grab all the “NICE” looking stuff for me or my bro & sis. 😂

Jesse

Out of curiosity... is it garbage to take culligan water cooler jugs to a natural ground spring so you don't have to buy water?

Quenton

10 dollar coproprietor here. Is it garbage if your mom call a pound (package) of bacon a Slab. She called me yesterday and said the whole family is coming over this weekend and she plans on making 4 slabs of bacon. Been a fan for years now of the show! Ready for youse to come back to Indy!

Red

$10 homie Never had one read. Is it Garbage to call cooked ground beef scramble hamburger?

Nico Karns

10$ embezzlement specialists here. Is it garbage of your school resource officer gave a PowerPoint presentation on how to make meth with step by step directions during D.A.R.E week?

AYGwillickers

10 dollar homie is it garbage to get all the way to work and realize you forgot to get your food from the drive thru you just drove through? so you go back

Jesse

Is it garbage if your parents took a photo of you as a toddler holding a cigar and a bottle of tequila?

Trash_Compactor

TDH, Had one read. You ever get it so much trouble as a kid you get an immediate obscure punishment? One time I was out back shoveling pea gravel after 9pm.

Luigi F Baby

Ya ever been to WEST Wildwood? Just stumbled in there on accident, terrrrashh

G’ahead

Ever shit your pants at work?

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to think that new urinal cakes smell like popcorn butter at a movie theater

casual carrier

are you garbage if u don’t eat in the mornings on Fridays cuz u know ur boss buys everyone breakfast (I.E. donuts)?

Jacob Kratz

Hey gang, haven’t had one read. Is it garbage to microwave your ice cream when it gets too hard? Quick 10 seconds and it’s soft side city. Love the show, you guys are the best!

Big Mouth Burnie Bug Man

First time, $10 enabler here: Is it garbage if you spend a significant amount of time training/bribing your young kids to scratch your back like pros? Years of this program have finally turned these sharp nailed freeloaders into contributing members of the household. Trash or not, it feels fucking fantastic.

NickyP

South Jersey scumbag here boys, is it garbage that your 3rd grade teacher’s claim to fame is teaching a local weather girl? Shoutout Karen Rogers. Love youse

Fraser

Long time $10 Member of the Oversight Committee... I got 2 for you, take your pick: 1. Were youse ever Guinea pigs (taste testers) for new products coming to market? I remember my mum signed us up to test new food products coming to market (we were the first to try baked beans with weenies in em in Scotland back in the mid-80s). Or 2. Ever had to take a shower DURING a party at someone else's house? I had a little accident (washroom was ocupado) mid-party a few decades ago and had to then proceed to drunkenly take a shower, rinse my undies and jeans off, put them back on soaking wet and then trudge through the house full of party goers to try and get a taxi home. Not my finest moment... Love youse! ❤️

Lady Esco

Is it garbage if your mom’s bf is only 5 years older than you and asks you to borrow money? Asking for a friend. Love youse

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

Is it garbage to ask everyone fly to and stay in upper east side Manhattan for your wedding? This was my sister and it wasn't just immediate family. Also none of our family were in the wedding, only her friends and she didn't let our Dad walk her down the aisle, he sat in the front row. There WAS an open bar though.

$10NuttBuster

Is it garbage that I took 2 boxes of ramen with Me to africa...girls gotta eat

Screamin Cold Heater

$10 scratch off NHOR. Are you garbage if bring two gas cans to fill after filling your car’s gas tank when using your discount-per-gallon Stop & Shop gas points?

Lawrence 605

10$ New Homie, is it garbage to take an actual glass from the kitchen To-Go in the car to work cause you don’t have a cup with a lid

Josh K

Is it garbage if I bitch out a gas station attendant to lower the diesel price? Back story, I will wait in the line at Sam's Club for the cheaper diesel. Twice now, by the time I get to the front of the line, the price has changed from what it said on the sign when I pulled up. PS, I think it only went up about 6 cents, but the premise still f*cking stands.

Kippies Eyebags

Is it garbage to use your wife's pee for a piss test at work, then spend all day jumping through hoops because she is diabetic and now you have to pretend you are surprised by the results and fake concern about your own health to the pee test lady and your potential new employer? ... I got the job so I must have done well. The things I do to keep my patreon going so I can see wtf happens wit this damn Tod Tuckey saga.

BigDaddyDer

You ever jet-skied on your honeymoon?

ry

Hey guys 10 dollar northern liberties homie here, nhor, ever poop while wearing a tie, then forget it's still over your shoulder until hours later? Talk about jammed up

Brendan Faulkner

Hey guy 10$ homie, Is it trashy if you ask someone to get you a pack of cigarettes and don’t specify the pack,I.E - “I’m not a snub I smoke whatever”

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you don’t turn on the light when you go to use the bathroom at night. Is there a more satisfying sound than when you hit the water perfectly? Love Youse

311 was an inside job

Never had one read, is it garbage if you found out your dad is under FBI investigation from your coworker who he arrested years ago? Apparently this has been ongoing for a couple years...I found out a week ago

Sydeshowbub

In your early 20s did you have a friend in their 30s. (The person you don’t want to become) *your north star of trash*

AYGwillickers

did you ever have a relative who referred to graveyards as underground condominiums?

Kaptain Kardboard

Yous ever watch A&E Intervention drunk with your homies? Tough hang

taterbeensmokin

$100 Flatbread Supplier NHOR ever hook up in an RV?

michael s

long time viewer first time on the paytch never had one read. are you garbage if your dad has a boba fett tattoo on his ring finger to cover up an ex wife’s name? (ps not my moms name)

Foley's freezer ice bowl

1st question obviously never had one read is it garbage to think twice about your kid enrolling at Temple because Kippy went there

Anna The Greek

$10 Bimbo, first time contributor, never had one read. Is it garbage to say you don’t drink water because you don’t like the taste?

Platespinner42x29

10$ soda jerk Are you garbage if you count the pills when you fill a prescription?

Kraig WithaKay

First time, long time- never had one read. Is it garbage to name a child not in honor of your father’s name but his preferred beer of choice? Example- The father’s name was Dave but you name your daughter Mille Lou because he drank Miller Lite (M.L.)

Bugboy

FTLT: $10 lessee Just witnessed my girlfriend take the last pill in her bottle, and pour water in the bottle itself to wash it down. Is she garbage or is it a vibe?

Skid mark Clark

Are you garbage if you’ve “beaten” the clinical antiperspirant

Colby Ward

Toby! Go number the episodes so I can search the next one I wanna watch. Watching oldest to newest so would make my life easier if we had numbers for each episode

clinton Corber

$10 dollar homie, had one read. Is it garbage if you clip your toenails on the porch while ripping a heater?

Jay-J Funguy

$10 impresario. Is it garbage to put an American flag bumper sticker on a foreign car?

Jalyn

Is it garbage if you have someone doing maintenance in your bathroom and you take a shit while they grab tools from their truck? For context, we only have one bathroom and I’m a 28yo female…

Jerknowitzki69 aka the albatross

Is it garbage if your dad refused to give Halloween candy to a kid dressed as Tom Brady? Gave candy to all the other kids in the group. J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

Sydeshowbub

In high school did you have a specific place on campus you met your homies before school started? (Tag on where did you post up at in your high school ? ) The smokers corner… hear the bell gotta walk and snuff butts

All The Toast

Zit garbage to have a spoiler on a pickup truck?

Fran Martin

Have ya ever had to shit in a urinal, or better yet done it on purpose?

Rusty Shackleford

10$ homie ftlt is it garbage to say thermomter (ther-momter) “lower the thermomter”

Broadslovebreadsticks

Also never had one read 20$ Oprah money homie here. Are you garbage if your grandparents had you chug the all of the little creamer things everyone you had breakfast

Dylan

New $10 Delco-mie.. never had one read, Are you garbage if you went to an AC/CD cover band show in Delco?

Afternoon Farmer

You ever eat an ice cream cone and smoke a cigarette at the same time?

Henry halkias

How often do you, or are you supposed to buy a new toothbrush? Been using the same one forever until my boss told me that’s nasty

ethan essex

10 dollar homie never had one read… Is it garbage if you use any type of weather to day drink. “It’s too nice out not to drink” or “it’s so shitty out we might as well start drinking”

Cody Winters

Ever fall asleep with gum in your mouth .. you wake up with a disaster in your mouth

Avery Smith

What’s the trashiest thing you’ve transported strapped to the roof of your car? Because you don’t have a truck, you’re not paying to rent one and you’re not paying for delivery.

Dylan Shatwell

3 year $10 homie, LONGER TIMER LISTENER!! Never submitted a question. ARE YOU GARBAGE if you use the phase “ this is the hand life delt me so I will make it work” when ever the circumstances don’t agree with you

Ethan Thomas

Have you ever asked for a dine in place (Chilis or Applebees) to change the channel?

AMY T GUNDERSON

I have no question but a suggestion. Please get Lisa Gillroy on the podcast! She is absolutely hilarious..u guys would have an amazing time!

Murphdog

$10 home remedy homie, Vicks on a bad toenail with a sock will clear that shit up in 2 days. I know this is trash but results are results

Willis Dickfit

Have you ever used a pillow to turn off a light?

ThickBonesJones

$10 tooter, never had one read! Garbage to have a car trashcan? Extra points if it's just a grocery store plastic bag hanging from the shifter.

Foley Days

Ever cough or sneeze so hard you fart and or shart?

cleveland depression

10$ homie don’t got a question shit my pants in an olive garden at monday morning at 9:15 am

WhiteRussian

10$ homie. Never had one read Was just watching season 2 of the bear. There a flash back episode (#6) where they are having a family Christmas dinner that I think y’all should watch / chat about. It’s an incredible trashy and chaotic family and family dynamic that I feel like you’d resonate with. The rest of the show is amazing but this episode stands alone (I.e. if you haven’t watched the rest you don’t have to, to appreciate the chaos) Obviously no idea how the licensing would work. But would be amazing to hear your takes on it.

ParkingLotDonuts

Is it garbage if your dad owned a semi-legal bingo hall in his 30’s? Bonus:He got raided by the SWAT team, and the local sheriff got reelected because they put it on the front page of the paper.

Bagged Milk

Is it trash if when you were a kid, your parents told you the lyrics to a song are something else, so they don't feel like bad parents about letting you listen to a song with swearing? **Please note it was "Raise a Little Hell" by Trooper and they told me it was "Crazy Little Elves" Many years later I met the band Trooper and told them this story and they all signed a sheet that said "Crazy Little Elves" and I gave it to my Dad for his birthday

H. Foley's Dingleberries

Long time $10 homie, never had one read. AYG if you're in a busy public place like a bus or theatre slathered in BENGAY?

Scotty B

Ever blow something up?

Tits out for Tuddy

$10 hoagie never had one read. Is it garbage to rip burnies in your rental car on vacation, then air it out the last day and wipe the inside down with the provided Clorox wipe?

Corey Longmire

Yall ever paid to see animals do tricks? Skateboarding mouse, waterskiing squirrel?

Adultsoda

$10 homie here never had one read. Are you garbage if you use two pillows to hold up your note book while talking to an internationa superl star?

The Tragically Hick

$15 Loonies homie. Is it garbage to get a sports jersey of a player with the same last name as you that you have no relation to. As a 5’9 white Irish Canadian I have no relation to my Jermichael Finley packers jersey…

Sticky Vicky

Garbage if you’re finally able to get decent groceries because your local Price Chopper had a BOGO sale on shit? Turkey tasted kinda off

Steve Kovalchik

Hey gang! $10 homie, Is it garbage to reach out to your favorite podcast and see if they'd be interested in laundering money through my kids youth hockey team? I think with Foleys shady past and Kipperino's hockey expertise, tuddy could branch out and secure more investors. Thanks for content, you guys are great!

Denise

$10 baskin rahm, NHOR my (now)husband iced me when he proposed. I had to ask if it was a legit proposal or if it was just an elaborate ice.

Myles Frank

$10 idiot here - how many members of duck dynasty can you name?

Myles Frank

Ever shower on your lunch break?

ScottyPfromdablock

$10 homie NHOR. Have you ever wished the next person good luck on the way out of the toilet?

Sky Luke Comedy

Is it garbage if your friend in middle school once field dressed a squirrel you shot with a pellet gun and then cooked it on a campfire grill and ate it?

rwm1420

AYG if your DUI class is held above a bar?

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to use a receipt from your mechanic as your mouse pad?

5StarDiveBar

$10 hoagie here, are you Garbage if you're pretty sure your Spanish teacher passed you because your parents had pictures of her partying at the bar?

Tootie and the blowfish

First time long time AYG if you have an uncle that wants to arm wrestle every year at Christmas

Heaterville

$10 homie here, is it garbage if your childhood home had a note telling people to go around to the carport door because a couch was blocking the front door?

Eric B

$10 homies sharing an account ! Eric and Dan. Love yall, we trash Are you garbage if you signed up for bar trivia for 2 people cause your too ashamed to say your playing along lol My team name “just Dan, I lied”

Gravy Seals

Hey homies $10 boner here. Is it garbage if instead of actually taking daily supplements, you choose to get your daily immune boost from the fine folks at Ocean Spray?

Ryan

New $5 scum. Have you or anyone you know ever had to sit down with a police sketch artist?

Riley Neenan

$16.50 (AUD$) homie here from Down under, never had one read. Is it garbage if you walk down the Aisle to anything other than classical music? My Aunty walked down the Aisle to Eye of the tiger by Survivor while shadowboxing. This was 18 years ago and we’re all still not too sure if it was 100% a joke.

Myles Frank

Know anyone who adds “in the morning” after “AM”? For example I left for the airport at 4:15 AM in the morning

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

Have you ever eaten two lunches on accident? I mean like you had a lighter lunch, and then a couple hours later you forgot and ordered another lunch.

Real cool fellow

yall fellas warsh the bottom of your plates and bowls? Or treat em like legs in the shower?

All The Toast

Is it garbage if none of the light switches in your house match? Rocking different colors and different types of flippers.

StartedAsKippyNowImFoleyHelp

$10 holler homie since the fully loaded cruise. never had one read. What's more garbage? Having a friend who got her titty signed by Ice T backstage at a rave? Disclosure it was my roommates girlfriend and pre Law and Order Ice T. Or being the roommate who still brags on this story 20 years later. Spoiler, I'm the roommate.

Pattys milk man

$10 shareholder here never had quan read. Is it garbage if you got Olive Garden catered at your wedding. Chicken parm goes hard bud

Mike Hockis-Yuhge

$10 new homie, long time listener. Is it garbage to crush an uncooked Dog before grilling the pack? Asking for a friend!

St4yDown

Ayg if you used white out to decorate your Jansport in middle/high school… I had every new rock band and skateboarding companies logos drawn on my shit every year

$ky

$5 bozo here NHOR. Are you garbage if your $5 patreon sub overdrafted your account, and chase immediately hit you with overdraft fee, making this months subscription $40? It's not even goin to the boys😭

Dylan DTD

Is it garbage that your dads favorite candy is the old school “fake” cigarette. The all white ones that come in cartons.

Merman

What up guys, $5 trash here never had on read. Is it garbage to boot and rally at an all you can eat buffet?

Steve T.

Hey bozos $10 junkie here never had one read. Is it garbage for your mom to “have a tooth going bad”. Love youse

Tuddy’s Secret Lover

What it is! $5 trash master, newly thrown out how you doin'! Are you garbage if you had to sit in the car while your mom bought weed and called it "running an errand"?

Late Night Cheese Sandwich

Heyyyyyyyyy guys - $10 homie never had one read - is Waterford crystal classy...or do trashy people just think it's classy?

Alex

At what age is it garbage to know your parents first names?

Briana Wardle

Hey boys! $10 homie and new here! Is it garbage when you have an ear ache and your grandmas “home remedy” is to blow cigarette smoke into your ear??

Daniel Gaertner

Are you garbage if you’ve split an entree with the bartender because you’re a regular

ALEJO

Yo $10 homie NHOR - Is it trash to pump gas with full karate gi, over 40, female, and looks like she came out of her first class!

Spitfire542

Are you garbage if you've never actually washed your legs and feet, and just assumed run off from washing your torso would do the trick?

Bean Machine

$10 trash man, NHOR- Mother in Law is from south jersey, calls it “neeosporum” That’s it.

James Klunk

For the Philly show…. Is it garbage if you work here at Parx and your manager girlfriend (who’s out of your league) schmoozed an upper exec to get us tickets for free??!

Marty

Using a Hotdog bun for PB&J

Skid mark Clark

Are you garbage if you eat cupcake sprinkles by the handful

Donald D Bumford III

$10 Homie NHOR… Is it garbage to go to Wawa for a coffee, realize you put to much creamer in it after you leave, and stop at another Wawa a few streets away to dump some out and add more coffee?

Foley's Gravy Boat Captain

New $5 homie, NHOR. AYG if you married and divorced the same woman 3 times? Happened to a buddy of mine, the second divorce was because she stabbed him and he still went back for the trifecta. She still took half his shit each time.

Luke Parrish

$10 homie NHOR. AYG if you place a mobile order every time you eat out just in case your card gets declined to save yourself the embarrassment?

insertstupidnamehere

Are you garbage, if you use pool floaties as a air mattress? The 90s were tough.

Foley's Fupa

bringing your own containers for leftovers at a restaurant

Scotty B

Are you garbage for getting a massage without showering in the last few days?

Rusty

You got a forever “on” fan that has a mountain of dust on the back/front?

Kyle Lewis

Is it garbage to smoke a red 72 in a EV?

Jasper Sears

Is it garbage if you are excited your getting a wawa in ga because of how much yous guys love it?

Dr. Holden Minutz

Recently became a $10 homie after finally getting a full time job. My official Patreon question: Are you garbage if your uncle who was also your neighbor told everyone he had a convertible but really he just rode around in the family minivan with the sliding doors open? (He’s dead now, unrelated to minivan)

Bucks County homie

$10 homie never had one read— bucks county local — my brother told us to “save the date” for his 10 year wedding anniversary party with his wife with “formal invitation to follow”. Turns out they’re having it at TNT amusements shout out to it

Big Titted Animal

$10 homie ever had one read!! Are you garbage if you have a whole drawer dedicated and organized for take out sauces. I’m talking sweet and sour and mandarin sauce from panda, jam (strawberry and grape) and pancake/hotcake syrup from McDonald’s, variety of Taco Bell hot sauces, mayo, ketchup, mustard, salt, pepper, NACHO CHEESE from sonic, etc you get the picture.

BirdmanDylan

My grandmother just told me she cleans her toothbrush in the dishwasher… ya’ll be cleaning your toothbrushes?

WhatMurdahhhs

MasonicLodge here. Are you garbage if you have pets with names from past tv shows/movies? Ex. Bert & Ernie....Thelma & Louise, etc.😂

WhatMurdahhhs

$5 trash bag. NHOR. AYG if your main source of discipline as a child was either a belt/yardstick?

Sawft Serve

Are you garbage if you take rez hoots from your pipe, then take rez hoots from the choke on the pipe to get "the good good "

I saw kippy crip walk in Tampa

$20 fiscally irresponsible bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage to pee out of the leg of your shorts instead of pulling them down. (Fabletics shorts are life)

All The Toast

IIG to take a big gulp to the gym as your water bottle?

I feel all fidgety and warm

In and out bozo (i am not made of money) Is it garbage if your shoulders are reseeding because of the drink??

Chicano_414

Is it Garbage to say out loud say "Oh yeah!" When you go take a shit at the gym and you see a fresh bowl of blue cleaner in the toilet!!????

Will Garrott

New $5 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to have your family reunion at the family cemetery.. people putting plates on headstones.

Cody Bryan

$10 guy, never had one read before (and this is true) is it garbage to name your son after the stadium your favorite team plays in?

Taylor Notso Swift

You ever went to the gym in street clothes. It’s a tough look working out in jeans and a polo.

ThickBonesJones

$5 small time homie (waiting on a work bonus then we'll move on up) Never had one read. Is it garbage to have a trash bag/can in the car? Extra points if it's plastic and hanging from the gear shifter

Dominic Walter

$10 investor here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if 2 of your families favorite meals are called chicken slop and guts? (Chicken slop is a casserole and guts are stuffed peppers)

Owen R

$5 garbage never had one read. is it garbage to only buy “rescued for quick sale” meats at the grocery store? I’m a cashier at ShopRite and someone comes in once a week to clear us out of our stock

Dr. Max Pounder

$10 beer night It was a big show back in the day but did your family call it “Home Improvement” or “Tool Time”?

Bean Machine

$10 cheapass, NHOR. AYG, if you pretend to answer the phone so you don’t have to talk to people posted up outside the grocery store

Dr. Max Pounder

Have you ever used something as a blanket that aint a blanket?

Jordan Hayes

10 dollar homie never had one read… is it garbage to get kicked out of school and have to attend a Christian rehab at 15? Got caught at school with pain pills, weed, wine, and cough medicine and instead of being expelled a rehab in the mountains of NC broke their rule of 18 and up and allowed me in… PS was kicked out of that rehab for smoking weed in the church under construction

Kacie Zeegulbower

Is it garbage if your family had a pet they never named?

Berry Dinger DDS

$5 trash nhor, is it garbage to take your kid to the local splash pad, and end up getting way more wet than your kid? I’m dripping water down my face and hair with a baggy shirt on, meanwhile he’s laughing his ass off at me getting water dumped on me out of a bucket 12’ in the air

Kippys Real Dad

This is for my brudder Downashore Sean (no longer on patreon, times are tough) What are your thoughts on the egg salad sandwich?

Sydeshowbub

If your taking a leak and see a bug will you give it a splash ? Just did it to a spider in a urinal. Lol

TuddysCouch

Is it garbage to go to 2 different liquor stores so they don't think you're trash?

St4yDown

AYG if your rims don’t match?

brandon shea

Is it garbage to continually lie to your doctor about how much alcohol you consume at physicals

Tuddy’s old flame

First question asked, been in the army of garbage since the gas digital days. Is it garbage that my family does the “pointy dance” at every wedding? During the song “we are family” everyone gets in a circle and one person dances to the middle with a bottle of liquor. That person takes a shot, then dances out to the circle while pointing at someone else. The person who was pointed at then dances into the middle, takes a shot, and points at the next person. The dance keeps going till the bottle runs out

Jake

Holy shit how the fuck did you guys score Rob Lowe!? Are we gonna get some inside baseball on that shit or what?

joe gallagher

New $10 investor because it is "most popular" and that is about my only opportunity to be popular! Never had one read AYG if you drop some food on the ground and think It will be a nice surprise for the dog instead of picking it up. He is not even in the room.

King Koopa Sharp

First time long time never had one read. Also no longer a freeloader. Is it garbage to bring home the extra moist towelettes that you get at a restaurant?

Bozo_Bob

10$ homie, never had one read…is it garbage if your sober ride home in college was a guy who drove a special van with hand controls cuz he was in a motorized wheelchair due to a drunk driving accident…he was the drunk driver…we called him Wheelchair Steve…ps he was never sober…no one could get him and his chair in to a different vehicle and we felt it was safer to drunk drive w hand controls …

Jon

$10 homie, love yous bozos. Are you garbage if you’ve never had a crescent roll without a hot dog in it?

Milksteak

Trash Level Australian hoagie here, never had one read. Know any wet kids growing up? (Those greasy Johns that always had the general essence of being/smelling damp)

Wallace Mcgrommit

$10 board member NHOR is it garbage for your band teacher to yell out “Smoke’em if you got’em!” before leaving the room during class? Also is it garbage if I pulled out a heater and called his bluff? PS didn’t get in trouble since he said it first. Love youse!

jasonkarr

$10 homie here never had one read….. are you garbage if you got arrested on your way to work with your dad at 6 am on a friday because of a warrant for not paying a speeding ticket and saw the disappointment through the mirror while getting cuffed.

Chris

$10 business partner NHOR Is it garbage if you drop food on the counter/stove top/floor and put it back to let it somebody else eat it without telling them

Garbage sommelier

10 homie here. Never had one ready. Is it garbage to decide you’re done smoking, throw out the bernies - only to fish them out of the trash can hours later. They are a bit wet, but still get the job done.

_Mader_

While leaving the movie theater is it garbage to refill your popcorn and drink?

Donald D Bumford III

$10 Bozo here, NHOR. Does anyone else call house ants, piss ants?

Frank Drapalski

New $10 homie here, is it garbage if your mom had a whiffle bat in the house growing up in case you and your friends got outta line?

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

Is it garbage if your neighbors take your flower pots from the front area of your condo because they thought they were "abandoned"? (We got them back) We hadn't had anything in them for a couple years. They were the big ones, a couple that were 2ft tall and one barrel pot which is like 2ft wide, all were full of dirt. I'll admit they all had weeds growing in them but those suckers are heavy and it's pretty clear whose pots are whose. 2 are next to my front door. I picture them lugging them off. I have a ring camera but it doesn't work so I couldn't watch that unfold..... Is it garbage to have a ring camera that doesn't work?

Tootie and the blowfish

Never had one read that I know of is it garbage to pee hard in a crowded restroom to make it appear you have a big hog

Scuba steve

Hey gang 5$ trash holder never had one read is it trash to bring your own Parmesan cheese to Olive Garden because you girl is to embarrassed to ask for more ?

Patty Melt

When's the last time youse killed a bug with your flip flop?

Gavin tobin

Are you garbage if you think getting your "steps" is exercise.

Josh Dawson

Is it garage to question a cousin’s advice because it took them 6 years to be potty trained?

FartRipper67

Are you garbage if you remember your mom giving you Dr. Pepper in a baby bottle when you were three years old?

Medicinal Ramen

Is it garbage to floss your dog’s teeth with a flosser after you use it?

Tuddy’s $10 “Sugar-Daddy”

First time long time. NO BULLSHIT.Listening since Gas Digital!! Almost 3 years as a $10 homie!! Is it garbage if you have to wash your bedsheets because you ate baby back ribs in the bedroom watching AYG Todd Tuckey ep?

Jaydawg

Is it garbage if your mom and your oldest brother worked at Action Park?

Philthy Nic

First time long time, is it garbage if you plan your life around odometer milestones? My most recent and last one for a while was 123,456 miles.

Jack Mack juice

Are you garbage if you wish you knew morris code ?

Joshua Boucher

First time long time, boys, are you garbage if you issue a chargeback to Taco Bell because they forgot your cinnamon twists one too many times?

Jack

First time long time, are you garbage if you push your political views in a obituary for your 80 year old mother/grandmother.

Ian Tompkins

Is it garbage to order filet mignon at the hibachi table? It’s a real “king of the trash cans” feeling every time I do

Denise

$10 Tomagatchi NHOR Is it trashier to say “my mom’s stepmom” or “my stepgrandmom”

Kai Garth

Is it garbage if you describe all your clothes by their function? “Surf shorts” “work pants” “basketball shorts” “dress jeans”(denim is always the classy choice) “BBQ shirt” etc..

Sam cavallaro

Are you Garbage if you grab and use the dirty sauté pan on the stove to cover your pot of boiling water because you’re too lazy to grab the lid?

Fat Tony

$5 Frog Butt here. Have you ever worked at a place that had a gong or a bell you would ring when you scammed someone good enough?

gabage pal aunt Jamie

New 10 dollar homie here obviously never had one red, Is it garbage if your drunker then everyone else at your birthday party at your home? Asking for a friend went to a friend's 60th got there at 3 and she was already messed up .

2fatmatt

$10 Shareholder, NHOR, Are you garbage if you've never mentioned to your smokin' hot neighbor that she should probably put some blinds on her bathroom window? PS it's been almost 4 years

Eric

I am trash for tipping my kids little league coach?

Tyler M

New $10 boooooozzzzooooo here Are you garbage if your mom asked you one day if you’d like to try the “beef jerky salad” she just made. Those 3 words put my head in a fucking blender but it was actually blow your hair back good. Love youse!

True North Trash

Never had one read. Is it garbage if the wedding party gets steak dinners and the rest of the guests get burgers, even the guy who paid for the wedding got a burger. Also the dad who paid for the wedding and son (groom)got into a brawl later that evening on the dance floor.

Apple Jacks

First time long time. 10 dollar sleeper cell. At what age did yous find out a pickle was a cucumber. It wasn’t until my late 20s.

Tommy Heglin

Yo. We all know tonsil-stones are the “classy booger”. But…you smushing and smelling them?

Adrian

AYG if you leave your house to sit in your car and smoke

YourNewUncle

10$ homie here. Haven't had one read in years... Is it garbage to have an odd number of teeth? Currently rockin about 29

Ping

Is it garbage to say you’ve been to a city/state but it was really just a connecting flight at the airport?

Murphdog

Is it garbage to get 4 gold caps for your front teeth because it’s half the price of the dental work

Im in a situation with a moolenYANNI

Kippy, call your local state representatives office about Comcast. They will straighten that shit out for you STAT. Had a similar issue with Optimum and after legitimately 40 calls to customer service and five service visits over the course of three weeks I called my rep and next day the internet was fixed. I feel your pain on this one.