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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

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Michael Clark

Is it garbage to tape a lightswitch?

Devon

Have you had two different types of hamburger helper in the same week?

Thomas Spohn

Is it garbage to ask to pet a police dog?

Conor

Irish homie here haven't had one read yet - how many Foleys does it take to eat a t bone

Holy Foley

NHOR $10 homie Is it garbage to teach your kids how to do math by teaching them how to play blackjack?

sullerz893

Are you garbage if you have a broken bone that wasn't set correctly?

Peter Hammer

Is it garbage to drive with the windows down on the highway?

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Am I garbage for saving used paper towels if I just use them to dry my hands after washing them with soap?

CheazyE

$10 stunard NHOR Is it garbage to invent a disability to get out of a dui? (I was being arrested for dui 2nd (allegedly) and when the cop asked if I had any reason I wouldn’t be able to do the straight line test, I told him I was bow legged. The lawyer ended up using that in court to win the case)

John

Will you guys post the Matt Rife episode to patreon so those of us that missed it can watch?

Coach Basura

Ever use a plastic lid to a fountain drink to eat? Jammed up and didn’t have utensils

Cassidy Olsen

Is it garbage to reroll and use the toilet paper your asshole cat unraveled, scratched at, and destroyed?

Big man is cool in my book

$10 doofus here Is it garbage to ever say “this would be so good with some vodka” about any drink?

Patty O'Furniture

Ever use the coupon on a can of coke to get a ticket to six flags?

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie, is it garbage to have 4 riding lawn mowers? Only 1 works. The rest are for parts.

Joe

Is it garbage if the drink coasters at your house are from Outback Steakhouse?

Honeybeebrady

Is it garbage to watch your aunt cut off her ankle monitor?

TyNights

NHOR, Is it garbage to take the big salt shaker in with you into the theater at the movies? The salt doesn’t make it to the bottom

Andrew

Is it garbage if the only way your mom could get you to eat fruit as a kid is by putting a banana into a bun, topping it with strawberry jam and calling it a tropical hotdog?

Daniel Stanfield

Haven’t had one read is it garbage to foil your windows instead of put up blackout curtains

RoyEMunson

Are you garbage if you have more than 4 grandparents? We’re pushin 8 over here…

Devin Lopez

Is it garbage my gym has sports on every tv except one that plays a marathon of Deal or No Deal?

Ax3l_Fol3Y

Are you garbage if your cup holders are filled with old fast food cups while your in drive thru

Thomas Spohn

Ever had a pet eat another pet?

Kacie Zeegulbower

Whaddup bozos FTLT never had one read— Is it garbage to FaceTime someone who bought a PPV sporting event so you can watch it for free?

Taylor Maxwell

Is it garbage if your family's signature dish is hotdog scallopini?

Julian Chica

Julian Here $10 lehigh valley hoagie!! Am I trash if my dad played for an old timers soccer league when I was 10. He would sub himself out the game to get his vitamins.AKA Marlborough red. Love youse gang

nicky g

Are you garage if you were born in or lived in almost all of the cities in the “top ten list of worst cities” for your state?

Gunnar M

Ever had to use a trash bag as a travel bag?

test

Is it garbage if you unwillingly match your friend’s accent when you speak to him ? I used to speak English with a Romanian accent when talking to my Romanian friend ?

IrishGoodbyeChampion

Long time 10$ homie never had one read.... With summer coming to an end, what's your thoughts on alcohol soaked fruit? I.e. tequila poured into a watermelon.

Charlie Brown

Long time never had one read, are you garbage if you work in a fancy office job now, but recant old stories of fighting co-workers in the back of trucks so they don't invite you to their company pot lucks.....I'm not sharing my food with these nerds

Peaches

Operating a rascal scooter/motorized wheelchair on the road as if it were a motor vehicle. See it a lot more than I think I should

John mangiaracina

is it garbage to keep every lunch meat container to reuse to eat food out of ? ex eating cereal out of the old roast beef tubberware. love youse fellas!

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Am I garbage for calling city hall to see what the threshold is to get a boot on my car for unpaid taxes

Trav, hit me

NHOR is it garbage to drink the soda before paying for it while shopping at the store, and then scan the empty bottle at checkout?

Melkman of the Midwest

Is it garbage to have a bug zapper mounted in the garage? Keeps the bugs away when I'm grilling.

Keegan Mungovan

Haven’t had one read yet; Is it garbage to immediately eat the center of a cinnamon roll being shared with you? Context, I shared one with my sister and rather than going for an edge she dove in for the center of the roll

Sleezy Pete Seidel

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to save the Robitussin caps to reuse as shot glasses for the family Christmas party?

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage to have an in ground pool in the front yard? My cousins house is like that and we park next to the water slide it’s wild.

Max Stumpf

Youse ever share a Porta John ?

Alex tt

Hey boys first time long time. Is it garbage to buy scratchers so you can pay off your credit card debt with the winnings? Not that far in the hole I’m certain the next one is it! Love the show. Let’s get some AYG ball caps with a dumpster logo going here!

Kacie Zeegulbower

FTLT NHOR - Is it garbage to use toothpaste as spackle in the drywall while painting?

Captain chorizhole

Is it garbage to go to the same technical school as your ex GF .. i attend deisel tech school and so does she !

Dj Evans

$10 hoagie NHOR Can youse hula hoop?

She Crab Poop

10 dollar homie! Is it garbage to pack a couple dry wall repair kits every time you go on vacation because you know your friends are dick heads

1886 brew crew

$10 stock holder NH1R. Is it classy or garbage to plant a lime tree next to my BBQ pit so that I can grab a lime to squeeze into my screaming cold modelo while I cook?

true thread prince Pete Seidel

14.50 candain homie NHOR. Is it garabge for your mom and step dad to get married on there own property? Plus they were ordained by a Elvis impersonator?

Vince Vezzi

Is it garbage if your dad has kept a poinsettia he got from work for going on ten years? This plant is barely hanging on but he swears its healthy 😆

Casey Mooter

10 dollar scumbag never had one read, Is it garbage if your only family heirloom is your divorced parents glass ashtray?

yellowbirddd

$10 tommy. N H O R Please do a family episode segment about beef n beers you sandbaggin son of a bitch! Grazie!

Kyle Dee

$10 homie, haven't had one read. Is it garbage if you take home the $15 complementary wine from an airbnb after you took one sip and didn't even like it?

Frank Drapalski

New $10 homie here, is it garbage if your mom kept a whiffle ball bat in the house growing up in case you and your friends got outta line?

HoonytoonS

Never had one read. Enjoying a cold beer…in the shower. Trashy or classy.

Miss Flatwoods

NHMR Is it garbage to go to a furry convention alone?

Thomas Kennard

$10 homey NHOR is it garbage if you’ve only had dogs your entire life then get married and now you have 8 cats?

Gearbox

$10 homie, nhor. Are you garbage if you had Roseart art supplies in elementary school?

Ian Tompkins

$10 homie here, is it garbage to order the filet mignon at a hibachi restaurant? Gotta be the ultimate dirtbag flex.

Fred Rogers

NHOR.. is it garbage to mount the flat screen tv on the wall but not hide the cables?

Cameron Kirby

FTLT - is it garbage to water down the end of a carton of milk to make it last longer and call it ghetto milk?

Patty O'Furniture

HYOAYK had one of those stickers that made it it look like there was half a softball lodged in your back windshield?

JimbyWimby

$10 chicken parm, are you garbage if your wedding venue didn’t allow outside booze so your boys brought a cooler full of beer so you could have PLBs all day (parking lot beers)

brian_weiner

The good news: Your car has alloy wheels. The bad news: They don't match.

The Peanut Patrol

$10 Tuckey here, never had one read! Is is garbage to use the pieces in Clue as Monopoly pieces. If I'm going straight to jail, at least I am a revolver.

Lance

$15 Canadian dirtbag, Is it garbage to bring a bottle of wine to a party for the hosts and then open it and drink most of it later?

Nick Parker

Are you garbage if your 14 year old cousin is richer than you? Just giving you a hard time Kippy, it's super cool to see what Cavan is doing

Charlie Brown

10$ homie l, never had one read. Is it garbage to go to the porta john where I know my co-worker is just sitting there kicking it and hurrying him up so we can finish our work day

Big Jay Doperson

Not a question but definitely take some cars out to the track for the Patreon! "Need For Speed Underground Kippy and Hank Edition"

Chicken Parmaceuticals

10 Dollar Blue Collar NHOR! Is it Garbage to have a minimum of 5 grandmothers? My mother was adopted so there's her birth mother we know nothing about and her adoptive mother. My father's parents divorced and remarried so there's the stepmother, and his mother who is gay and married to her partner

Fisted-Sister-69x69x420

FTLT, NH1R, $10 board member. Is it garbage if you pick up one of 3 cushioned chairs that are free on the side of the road, and then put said chair in your shed for about a week in the summer heat to make sure any bugs get cooked off of it, so your wife doesn’t lose her lid for introducing a new species into the home? P.S. her first comment was telling me I’m a jerkoff for making the “full set” of chairs be one short of a set, but as I mentioned earlier, there were only 3 to choose from when I rolled up on it! Love youse! -Luke Rose from Jamestown, NY Shout out to the 716 In short -Ever leave free street furniture in a hot shed for a week to burn out the foreign bugs and funky fauna?

Omar S Nafaa

Never had one read. Is it garbage to wear the lifeguard hoodies you get on the boardwalk down the shore? Especially when you are no where near that beach

John Fitz

Is it garbage to blame the dog or nearest pet when you fart

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to use kitchen shears to manscape because you can only use one hand and don't think a shaver will work and you accidentally draw blood?

FLOP SWEAT COMEDY

Did you ever hang a garter belt around the rear view mirror?

BofaDeezNutz

Is it garbage to go back to a job you recently got fired from, to visit old work friends?

Foley’s_lost_son

$10 treasurer of trash. Never had one read Is it garbage that my moms second wedding ended with her passed out head in a trash can and then I had to fireman carry her to the car then from the car upstairs to her bed. She woke up the next day confused and still in the dress.

Justin Lemieux

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you buy your bed sheets one size bigger than your mattress? If I buy the same size, my fatass is always ripping the fitted sheet off and have to fix it every morning.

Joe Amato

First time question, is it garbage to walk the parade route the following day and try to find candy that got left behind

Charlie Brown

Ahhhh is it garbage to include your poop breaks into your work breaks? Example, I have two 15min breaks, a 30min lunch, and 2 1hr poop breaks

CrippledEagle86

Former $20 homie, now $10 homie. This inflation is through the roof!!! Is it garbage to be disappointed with Foley for never wearing a fedora?!?! I feel like he could really pull it off!!!

aj k

10$ long time, turning in multiple punchcards to make a full one, 6 cards 10 punches 1 sammy

Michael Neve

$10 gentleman, never had one read... Is it garbage to raw dog a bar of soap to wash your butthole instead of a washcloth? My partner thinks I'm disgusting but my reasoning is: It's soap. It's inherently clean and once rinsed off under the shower, it's good as new.

Canfield Trash

$10 Hommie here. Am I trash for needing to do the same routine for every Steelers Game, and I don't follow it and they lose I feel it's my fault

Halcoholic

How old is your pillow ? Mine have to be older then six years

Hometown Hogie

$10 dumpster humper, Are you garbage if you used to think motel 8 was in a higher class than motel 6

Elwood

$10 homie, never had one read. If your Tooth paste falls off your brush befor you've started brushing....You going in for it or slaping on a fresh one.

Matteo Pescador

$10 Homie, never had one read before; is it garbage to exclusively eat Oscar Mayer Pork/Chicken Bologna with Yellow Mustard? It's what my mom sent in the sack lunch to school. She also ruined my credit at age 18 taking out a credit card in my name lol.

Max Stumpf

10$ homie I may have had one read. Is it garbage to remember how much you spent on patreon so you can ask for the money back if you ever meet the person

JP

Are you a garbage fat guy logic, if you go to a fast food drive through to order two different combo meals, but you order a different drink with each combo meal to make it seem like you are ordering for two different people, even though it is just all for you

Cheyenne

$10 homoe, never had one read, youse ever try to rip a phone book in half?

Walter Harper

When was the last time you thought you might have to get a day job.

Jack

$5 homie never had one read before are you garbage if you implore people to vote for a political candidate in an obituary for your grandmother

Big Baked Ziti

10 dollar homie here. You ever rip bingers from a gas mask? Bonus points if you're the long hair that bought one.

Jim Rockford

$16.67 French Canadian homie, God damn taxes and conversion. Never had one read. Is it garbage to have a wolf print blanket hanging on the wall?

Pete Lavery

10 dollar homie, first time asking a question ... When was the last time you've seen your dad's package? I'm 37 years old and last year was the first year I can remember that I DIDN'T see my dad's haggis. (Side note - I think the big ol' sauseege skips a generation, bc I definitely got my mom's cock)

Alex Tonello

Is it garbage to consider asparagus a finger food?

Lil Kiparino's College Fund

$10 hogie never had one read. Is it garbage to feed your family off of lions club, elk lodge, or VFW meat raffles?

Nicholas Long

What’s worse: Using soap as shampoo or shampoo as soap.

Arthur Digby Sellers

$10 scented garbage bag here, How often do you stub your toe?

SexDrugsandSloppyJoes

$10 dirtball! Do you own any shirts that say "staff" on the back?

Tommy Heglin

Yo. We all know tonsil-stones are the “classy booger” but, you smushing and smelling them?

UncleRico69

Are you garbage if you take a whiff of your boot when you kick them off after work?

StillAHistoryHyena

New video idea- Foley and Patty in an escape room with a go pro

garbagette

Ayg if you don't use trash bags and just take your entire trash can to the dump?

Andrew Te

Do any of your female family members drive with their arm out the window?

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 bozo here. Is it garbage if you’ve ever had a waiter sit down at your table with you and eat apps mid shift. Big suprise it was at a TGI Fridays.

Conor Preston

$10 board member here, is it garbage to take the bite and sip to a whole new level and pour some sodie into a frito scoop and throw it back…

Cody Grandfield

Is it garbage if you bring a stranger from the bar to drink and eat waffle house on your roof with your wife and newborn inside?

DR. GOY rogan.

Hey 10$ bozo here! Is it garbage to drink your morning coffee while you're on the throne.

Ryan Neidhardt

I already know this one is garbage but HOW garbage: Tipping the pizza guy with a vanilla gift card? With like 8 bucks left on it. All around tough look…

ShareholdingHomie

$10 homie, never had one read... is it garbage to live in the same place on multiple occasions?😂

Ethan Gould

$10 homie here. Is it garbage to tally the items you stole from the self checkout as savings off your total grocery bill?

Philthy

Have you ever ate or drank while on the toilet? Everyone talks about shower beers but not toilet beers

1252

What up gang west coast $10 stogie here firts time long time never had one read, are you garbage if you reuse the sandwich bags you get from your weed dealer to pack your lunch for work?

Tpack69

10 dollar homie...have u ever been caught masturbating by someone outside ur apartment on the 3rd floor...I was doing my business and I look out the window and on the roof was a direct tv worker putting a cable dish on the roof looking at me...

Danny Dia-Luis

10 peso compadre here. Is it garbage to take a multivitamin with a beer?

Mr&Mrsweidenbush

Ayg if you get ko'd in a noncontact sport ? Play @ homeplate DID NOT go my way, woke up next inning w/ half my catcher's gear taken off my body because they needed it for someone else (dad was the coach)

wunderbar bologna

Y'all every convinced a doctor you're sick when you're just fakin it

Eurotrash Johnny Cash

is it garbage to have a framed paint-by-numbers of the Last Supper in your living room?

Nosferatute

New $10 Bozo the clown here. Never had one read. Is it garbage if during mass, my drunk Filipino Uncle puts in Pesos in the collection basket, only to have the scones to try take it back when it circles down the aisle to be returned ?

Your Fellow Man

Super huge fan. Have had the worst few weeks of my life. Just wanted to send this in. Never had one read. Would mean a lot of you could give me a clue. Just learned my grandma, who's been dead for 6 years, use to rob local bingo halls while she flew with her husband (my grandpa) who was an international paint sailsman. Am I garbage?

Noodles

$10 lover here, never had one read. Have you ever put stickers or decals on a car while it still had the temp plate on it from the dealership?

Abbie Nelson

$20 stock holder here, nhor! Is it garbage to ask your husband’s ex wife to babysit your kids so you & your husband can go see the Are you garbage boys in LA?! 😂 #askingforafriend

Street Justin

My brother knew a guy who had a scheme to harvest and sell horseshoe crab blood (apparently it can be used in medicine), so he snuck out to the beach in the middle of the night and snatched up a few of them. He tried to keep them in a kiddy pool in his back yard and feed them chicken quesadillas. They all passed away

Dr. Max Pounder

$10 hoagie Is it garbage if your boy wants to go out and celebrate bc the judge lowered his weekly paycheck garnishment?

Its_a_me_Mario

10$ Euro Bozo here NHOR Is it garbage to wear clothing from the carbrand you own? Not to brag but i wore a mercedes polo shirt to a family wedding… couldnt tell me Nothing Love youse

Rob Rizzi

$10 Shareholder, when was the last time you shadow boxed in the mirror before getting into the shower?

qwchee

$10 homie FTLT Is it garbage if you were adopted because the state had to confiscate you as a baby from your birth mother because she was on the run with you?

JAM

10 Dollar, Never had one read. Ever eat a tomato like an apple?

qwchee

$10 homie STLT Is it garbage if your local cheesesteak spot (Denver) also sells bitcoin?

Dominic Walter

$10 investor here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if 2 of your families favorite meals are called chicken slop and guts? (Chicken slop is a casserole and guts are stuffed peppers)

Nebyouluh

Are you garbage if when you walk, something on you makes a clicking sound with each step?

Fran Martin

Is it garbage to catch your wife taking shots of patron with the little measuring cap from the kids cough medicine

GWEEDO

Is it garbage to piss in a bottle while on a road trip to save time from hitting a rest area or gas station.

Jono

Are u garbage if you wear shorts to a funeral? (my dad did this)

Ned Gaganski’s Trunk

Is it garbage to use a shopping cart at the beer distributor or liquor store?

Killer Arcade Games

Ever walk into an establishment and the first thing you tell someone is a c list celebrity you know of has been there before? Example: “youse know Dirty Steve from the 101x morning show eats here once a week!”

sean

When was the last time you swam in basketball shorts?

Jafool

Is it garbage to keep an emergency cig in your car?

Mikey Motorcykey

Ever change the name of a fast food place when you tell someone what you ate so they wouldn’t judge you? “Had a great meal over at a nice place called Ron’s” instead of “devoured 3500 calories from McDonalds in my car”

Chad Weeks

Is it garage if your great grandfather make a smoker out of a old dish washer? PS: he forgot to take that plastic off the racks and got all over the ham and still ate ate it.

XxgoochlordxX

Hey y’all’s New $10 flatbread here. Is it garbage to eat food weirdly in public? I once watched a guy eat an avocado like an apple in a building lobby, skin and all.

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

Never had one read. Is it garbage if the first naked lady I saw was tattooed on my uncle's arm? Fully nude. Front and back.

C N

$10 homie…..Youse ever dried your swimsuit in a salad spinner?

Richard Gell

Joined a couple months ago still haven't had one read. Is it garbage if you parents got you a bong for Christmas. P.S. is it more garbage if your Dad helped break it in. P.PS. I was over 21.

Foleyville PD

NHOR - the bird informed me that sometimes I look like "I was dropped off". Damn you sweatpants and chocolate milk.

Aidan Carlucci

New $10 homie NHOR, is it garbage if you broke and dislocated your wrist at the same time while snowboarding on the bunny hill (the slope for beginners and 5 year olds). When I tell the story to people it’s embarrassing to say the least.

Sausage Lover 9000

Never had one red. You ever use a leaf blower inside the house? To get the dust out from under the bed with it?

ChederCheese

$5 homie, nhor... is it garbage to Wait untill everyone else got food so you can take what's left? My Brother does it and drives me nuts... I never get the chance to have seconds! Or leftovers! (P.s. I'm 28 and living with him)

sullerz893

Are you garbage if you've had to write a character statement for your best friend?

Dave-o

How much toothpaste is on your bathroom mirror right now?

Gravy Seals

Hey homies $10 bozo here. Is it garbage if you’re out to eat with the Fam at Red Robin, and your dad tells the server it’s your birthday when it’s not? Also important to know, your dad eats the birthday sundae as well.

Fank Holey

$10 on pump 5. Is it garbage if youre using those orange extension cords inside the house?

The Dojo Music Podcast

First time long time deadbeat dad homie (can only afford to jump into your life/ patreon every other month), names Mike Chawk. Is it garbage if you use Google Maps as a speedometer? Just white knuckled a sandstorm while listening to the snowstorm ep (one of my favs!)

Three warm Heinekens

On a first date, have you ever choked on food, drink or your own saliva (how ya doin)

ScottyPfromdablock

Looong time homie NHOR. Is it garbage to clean a hat by wearing it in the shower and washing you head like normal?

Biscuits and Grady

Long time hoagie never had one read. What’s your take on yard/garage sales? Never heard it come up on the show. It’s a fun weekend activity here in Michigan but obviously extremely trashy…

All The Toast

Yever fill a Super Soaker with not water?

Cousin Vinny

10 dollar Lumina here, Is it garbage to use chick fil a condiments for homemade dinners?

Santos Banuelos

Is it trash that when i go to church and the pues are blocked off i say what is this China?? Can't sit where you want now. Never had one read ps. 20 dollar homie here

Bring it on down to Levittown

One piece white toast One Oscar Meyer hotdog One 1/4 inch cut velveeta Slice hotdog long ways and lay on toast, stuff dog with cheese and place under broiler for 1-2 minutes. Dad called them wiener-winks and yep, that was dinner

Santos Banuelos

Is it trash that my mugger money is a glock 19? 17 hollow points how you doinnn Never had one read ps.20 dollar homie here

Carlos Rodriguez

AYG if your vehicle has a tram stamp on the back glass?

Rodrigo

10 dollar homie here… If you go back to one of cousin Ian’s episodes Kippy said if H would weigh less then 380lbs he would eat a banana on an episode… Just saying…!!! I know he’s a man of his word..

Clem The Clam

Is it garbage to show up late for a tnt amusements live stream after a few two, tree beers, guess that someone wants to "pants" him and have that be the winning guess for a free prize pack. Lol shout out tuckey and the tnt amusements guys.

Kraig WithaKay

$10 homie. First time, long time- never had one read. Is it garbage to name a child not in honor of your father’s name but his preferred beer of choice? Example- The father’s name was Dave but you name your daughter Mille Lou (M.L.) because he drank Miller Lite (M.L.)

Garbage Can Dan

Is it garbage if the only reason you heard of AYG, fell in love with the boys, and became a Homie ($15 Canadian) is all because you followed Lauren Compton over from YMH to see if she was gonna be putting her puppies on display? I'm a man, god dammit. If she's putting them out there I'm gonna look.

Uncle Smokey

long time shareholder here...ever spent a childhood afternoon ghost riding ur bike into curbs? good times watchin the bikes do some gymnastics of their own lol

Alex

Are you garbage for keeping a ziploc with used birthday candles or when that's not available improvising candles with toothpicks, pieces of paper, lighter itself?

Sky Luke Comedy

Long time 10$ homie Is it garbage if you wear a Monster Energy drink can “pull tab” on a chain as a necklace? I had a friend in middle school who did this every day for three years.

Kristen H

General AYG question: How did you get your teeth pulled as a kid? String attached to a slammed door? Parents?

OldGuyLuke

Is it garbage to put peanut butter on your cereal?

John Doyle

First Time Long Time $10 Daywalker never had one read. How did yous twos learn so little in all dem years? After the mechanic questions, car & house buying problems etc etc Im blown away. Hell Foley recently listed three types of snakes, a gardener snake, a mongoose and a pig viper, none of which of snakes.

back to find put about the divorce

$10H. Nhor. Is it garbage to have a urinal funnel attached to the backside of the garage for when the homies come by to chill?

BealeCat

$10 Homie Never had one read. Is it garbage that when your grandmother was on a walk your grandfather asked you how to watch porn on the tv because he still likes to see it?

Alfred Davis

$10 dollar 10 hotdog cryer here One and a half hot dogs my ass Are you garbage if you hear foley using a carburetor as a reference to a car problem on kippys lumina and start yelling at the phone. They’ve been obsolete since the early 90s

GranddaddyXXX

You’se ever lake a car? AKA drive your car into a lake

Rutter’s

Are you garbage if you eat the extra bread with no cheese or meat at the end of a sandwich cuz you need the calories

Rutter’s

Are you trash if you got a decent amount of hair in your freezer

Rutter’s

Are you garbage if you prefer the pierce brosman James Bond movies

Cowboysong76

Are you garbage if you turn a toaster on its side to make grilled cheese with it?

Rutter’s

Is it garbage to go half Diet Coke half regular coke cuz your tryna lose weight?

Rutter’s

Are you garbage if you leave your wheelbarrow outside all year

Kay Jay Peterman

Is it garbage to start watching the west wing after that hot guy rob Lowe appeared on your show

Wade Boggs Beers

When applying toothpaste, when do youse wet the brush? Before, after, before and after, raw dog it.

Chase Rodriguez

First time long time, “is it garbage if you won the Pee Wee Herman dance competition at the Cape May NJ campground in 1995?” Thank Fellas- Chase

EVAN

10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage to use two air fryers and an instapot to avoid using the stove in the summer?

Jawn Doe

$10 Homie, nhor. Are you garbage if you keep a pile of firewood in the front yard? Got it from chopping down the neighbors tree.

Meaty Petey

is it garbage to ask the chinese food delivery guy to pick you up a pack of smokes since it’s next door and he’s coming this way anyway..they usually put it the egg roll and and staple which is a sharp touch….

Vend_Me_An_Angel

What’s your take on Rush? Canadian rock band Rush

Jared Diaz

10 homie NHOR. You ever eat meat from a bag?

Two Tone

$10 bozo, never had one read. You guys know anybody with a ruler tattoo on their leg to measure the fish they pull out of the water?

Dr. John Becker

You ever farted on your dog? They like smells so I feel like it’s a respectful greeting

Amber Crambie & Finch

$10 homie. NHOR. Trash math. is it garbage to only sign up for the patreon every 3 months, binge watch every episode, then cancel after a few weeks. by only signing up quarterly instead of monthly i save $80 a year. sorry boys, its my money n i need it now!

TakaTaka4Lyfe

Ever look at your available balance and start laughing hysterically

Mikey Motorcykey

Ever let your food get cold while trying to find the right thing to watch during your meal? Happens to me often, gotta go into it with the tv lineup pre-determined to avoid cold sketti

Adam G.

$10 dad to be! NHOR Is it garbage that my newborn daughter’s first words could be “Heyyyyyy Everybody!!!!”? Throughout my wife’s pregnancy we’ve listened to the boys and the garbage takes. Adam from Kentucky!

Ric Nobinson

Is it garbage to measure distances, in blunts burned? A well rolled blunt should last 30-40 miles on a highway...

Anna Banana

5 dollar bozo here! Are you garbage if you take your dogs pain killers? He wasn’t usin em anymores.

Hank

Is it garbage to call to refer to people of color as Canadians

Haftat

Ever say "I know they shorted me on my paycheck"

The H is for Hogie Foley

$10 homie in da heezy. Is it garage to download the DoorDash driver app for intel on what places are about to have food up for grabs?

New Hampshire Garbage Man

New Homie ... Never had one read ... AYG if your moms 5th marriage was in her living room to her high school sweetheart that she reconnected with, that she snuck hack saw blades into county jail for when she was a teenager?

Kippy's Bitchass Kidney

$10 homie never had one read.. are you garbage if you throw a handful of ice in your morning coffee so you can down it and get the caffeine asap?

Shippy and Moley

$10 bozo nhor Is it Trashy to say there's a full moon because you're having a bad day.

Chris Garcia

Is it garbage to have one of those tattoos that says life and you turn it upside down and it says death...

Deadline 123

10$ bozo nhor is it garbage to save to the box the AirPods come in and use it as a ashtray

Stage4Foliosis

FTLT 10$ trash bag AYG if you clean the shower naked and finish by taking a regular shower. -NC southern representative

Ryne Allen

Is it garbage to combine the old bar of soap with the new bar of soap because it's too small to use, but too big to throw away? Irish Spring is my go to!

Colton

10$ bozo here. NHOR is it more garbage to eat fast food in the parking lot of the place you bought it or while driving?

YourNewUncle

10$ homie here. Haven't had one read in years... Is it garbage to have an odd number of teeth? Currently rockin about 29

Dr. Sugma ballz

FTLT $10 constituent, is hiking garbage? day hikes and long distance

Derek Moll

$10 homie NHOR 2. Is it garbage if youre in a pool and just let a tinkle out to see if they have the purple die before you just piss all over

PeteSiedelsponytail

Is it garbage to stand at the side of the highway, after a huge accident with an Old Milwaukee and hold court with the township police?

Robert

What happened to the Matt Rife episode on the yous tube?

Jake

Are you garbage if you break your bedroom window because your locked out after getting back home plastered and you don’t fix it for the entire summer? FYI it was a double wide, I lived with two other dudes and my girlfriend slept with me on a air mattress for the entire summer

Todd Cericola

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage for an escape room owner to invite the boys in so that they can finally get their picture hung in a great establishment?

Go Go Gadget Go

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to go to Disney purely to watch the family fights?

Jesse

#10 homie never had one read - ever fail one of those "Are you a robot" tests... where you pick all squares that have cars, stairs, traffic lights, etc

Wrong Turn Ryan

Did Matt Rifes mom make him take down the episode!?

Gravy Seals

Is it garbage to wear an adult diaper on your commute home from work because you suffer from IBS, and you will most likely shit yourself in traffic?

Doc

Met a homie in the wild at my local dive bar last week the night after Gillie was there doing car bomba. Bonded over that and decided to play trivia together. Cane in dwad last.

Umbro undies

$10 homie here…. Are you garbage if after your 2nd DUI you join your uncle as a carny working the balloon dart game to “get your life back on track.” 2009 was a rough year.

Andy Garbage

$10 Wawa Sizzli here. Never had one read. Is it garbage to pick up your dog’s poop and then place the poop bag in your pocket for the rest of the walk?

Austin Biggs

$10 homie here. Have you ever put a playing card in the spoke of your bicycle?

Josh Cozzoni

$10 first time homie here. Are you garbage if your first time having alcohol was moonshine your uncle made and passed out at Thanksgiving when you were 13?

AYGwillickers

ever have your mouth washed out with soap? or better yet, brushed your teeth with it as a punishment?

Not Egg

10$ buddy here NHOR. Are you garbage if you asked a girl out to the movies and she brought her boyfriend.... i guess it wasnt a date after all Ps is was jurrasic park 1 in 3d

Dr. Holden Minutz

New homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if your dad calls an ankle monitor an “Irish Rolex” Thanks boys. Hope all is well.

Uncle Bud

10$ Swedish bozo here, NHOR. Have you or anyone in your family been baptized in a swimming pool? Bonus garbage point if it was an aboveground pool.

Michael s

Not a garbage question, but as an extra patreon ep, I think guessing celebrity's net worth could be fun. Hank has no concept of large amounts of money and some big celebs have had some truly garbage falls from grace. Could be fun!

Spaghettibadguy

Have you ever described yourself as a “People Person” on a resume?

Choc City Shuey

NHOR as a long time $10 🏠 Is it garbage if your wife was fighting a mean hangover refused to get up and you had to pull her awkwardly out of bed to your highly planned wedding proposal on a beach?

Branden

$10 client - what was the first horror movie you saw in theaters.

Twisted Schnifter

Whats up fellas!? Been a homie for about 2 months now and never had one read. Is it garbage when you got most of your furniture from either your moving job or it was something left on the sidewalk

Cole Allan

$20 "friend of a friend" - have you ever purchased drugs with change and/or silver dollars

Bernd Schönlebe

yo I dont think my question will be read, so all I wanna say is: I love your podcast, please dont stop :D

Andrew Rabazinski

I’m a member of the national honor society of homies. Never had a question read, is it garbage to be a Disney adult?

Katie

Is it garbage to say “I ain’t never heard of half these countries” during the opening ceremony of the Olympics?

Garbo

10 dolla homie here never had a shout out. Is it garbage to use ketchup as a sauce refresher on microwaved spaghetti the next day?

Adam Fries

Can we please get another few Patreon call-in shows? Those were the BEST

Jimmy Jawn’s

$10 disciple here, when’s the last time youse blasted your shin on a trailer hitch

Foleys popped yoga ball

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to hold your breath when you walk past someone you don’t like not because they smell but the dislike is so strong you don’t wanna share the air

JehovahThickness

10$ homie never had one read. Is it garbage if when a mosquito bites you and you smack it then say out loud to people “mmm! They love me”

Big Mac Man

New $10 homie. Never had one read, how you doin. Is it garbage if you and the broad convince yourselves to buy annual passes to Dollywood in Pigeon Forge by constantly telling people "after three trips it's pretty much free". And of course force the third trip every year, and complain about how expensive everything in the park is. Love youse.

Daniel Feaster

$10 big baller here never had one read. Is it garbage to know which McDonald’s is the “good one” in your town

ImaFool4Gabbagool

Hey gang long time $10 shit 4 brains here NHOR is it garbage if your favorite thing as a kid was when your mom would take you and your brother to get subway sandwiches and then to the beach to eat them? The beach was directly across the river from a bunch of chemical industrial plants but boy oh boy did I feel like royalty with a meatball sub in my hands and the sand between my toes

Foleys popped yoga ball

$10 homie never had one read ever have someone’s pet like you more than their owner? I go to my girlfriends house and her dog completely ignores her and I don’t let her forget it

ry

Hey boys, The Italian Longhot here from philly. Allowed, or not fuckin happenen: eating ribs at a restaurant while having a beard, can you go to the bathroom and give the beard a little once over with a wet paper towel, or is that a bad look

Sacred

$10 homie never had one read, is your family garbage if they go to Cracker Barrel on vacation but just for the gift shop

Brendan

You ever have diarrhea at the beach?

Brendan

Have you ever had groceries delivered and all the bags smell like heaters?

The Artist Formerly Known As Vince

$10 shareholder nh1r. Best return on investment I've ever seen. Real question. Grounds For Sculpture in Hamilton NJ (it's fuckin Trenton) .. trash or class?

Chrissy the sissy

Never had one read (probably won’t ever have one read) When’s the last time you threw up the west coast hand sign

Spitfire542

Is it garbage to go to a buffet by yourself…at 3pm

ASAP GNOCCHI

$10 homie never had one read is it garbage to eat blue cheese without bread or a cracker?

Porky Polak

$10 homslice here. Never had one read. How often you washing your hands after peeing? Give it to me straight boys

$10 Afternoon Shabbaroon

$10 Homie first time question. Are you garbage if you justify a large purchase by how many bar tabs it would cost to cover item. Example I want a new guitar but it’s expensive, “ahh it’s like 6-7 night at the bar” Shout out to T-Bone it takes a lot of work to be a sober bozo

Tate Lyons

$10 dollar dipshit here, never had one read. Is it garbage to pee on your feet in the shower because google told you the uric acid kills the bacteria? Been doing it since I was 17 and haven’t had stinky feet ever since, I also wear steel toes everyday. Swear to Christ, no more stank. 610>215

HoagieFest

Ever have to use the ole sump pump in the basement?

Unlucky

$10 Hoagie here NHOR, Are you garbage if you collect Pokemon Cards still? Love Youse

KingOfFloorBoards

Short time bozo, Long time Homie, first time question. So how many cans rolling around the box of your pickup is too many?

FartRipper67

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you remember your mom giving you a baby bottle full of Dr Pepper when you were little?

Brett Jelinek

Is it garbage to go to your 6 years old soccer game stoned?

BigDaddyDer

$10 homie here. Is it garbage to be proud of the fact that me and foley’s dad have the same birth day and that while I was celebrating he walked 10k steps?

Patches O'Houlihan

$10 board member here.. PNW chapter (NHOR). Yous ever make bathtub jungle juice aka Tub Hooch?

The Pretzel Prince

$10 pretzel with beer cheese here, Is it garbage to add Snow's canned clams to a can of clam chowder? My dad was never satisfied with the amount of clams in his chowder when I was growing up

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage if your grandma ripped burnies for 60 years of her life and only quit because she forgot she smoked due to Alzheimer's?

John D

$10 bozo, is it garbage to play guitar on the steering wheel while you drive? growing up my dad could melt some faces on the steering wheel to a solo

Jurm

Never had one read, are you garbage if you have 3 first names (ex: Kevin James Ryan)

Towerrs

1st time nhor 10$ homie here. Youse ever use the neck trick to try on pants?

Rob L

$10 homie NHOR; Is it Garbage that I have a 15” subwoofer setup to donate to Kippy’s new Lumina? Hit mee uuuuuupp!

Marc Gosselin

New homie never had one read. Is it garbage if the owner of the dive bar where your parents met was an honored guest at their wedding? Bonus: you go to that bar in your 20s and the bartender remembers them and doesn’t charge you all night

Chase

$10 dollar homie, HOW YA DOIIIIN, is it garbage to tudor a strippers kid in math for $$ , and then proceed to spend said $$ back on her that night in the club? Asking for a friend 😂

Ian Tompkins

$10 homie here, is it garbage if I can vividly remember the best crunch wrap supreme I’ve ever eaten

Cray87

10 buckaroo bozo that hasn't had one read... you ever sleep with your shoes tied on for safety or to save time in the morning?

D.roe

$10 board member. (DFW Division) NHOR. Is it garbage if you picked up ripping heaters at the tender age of 38?

Joel ist

AYG - if you spend 30 minutes convincing yourself you can select “PLANNED NON-OPERATION” when your DMV license plate renewal fee form arrives to save a few sheckels - because you can definitely talk your way out of it if the police hem you up?

James Klunk

$10 garbage here…is it garbage to check the warrant list for places you’re about to revisit? Ya know…just in case.

Phil A

Newish $10 homie nhor, are you garbage if you blow your ankle out takin the kids down the boardwalk so you get back to the house and crush beers from the cooler ur foot is currently icing down in

Joe Cyst

Yo, FTLLT $16.50AUD Shtock Shwapper at Are You Gary Pty Ltd? (How’s it going?) Is it, what we call Down-Under, ‘rubbish’ (or Bogan-look it up) to call out “knock-knock” at the front door instead of actually knocking? B-B-Bonus Q: Douse Youse Twouse Bozos have any opinions on feeding/befriending wild birds at your respected places of residence? Come to Australia already! Price

handy andy

$10 board member NHOR. Youse ever drooled sober, fully awake, and in public?

Jacobo Ochoa

Suggestion: should have a blind fold food tasting. To see if the know their pizza restaurants

Wrong Turn Ryan

Is it garbage that the highlight of my week is listening to a podcast that I pay money to monthly to hear?

Wilma Fingerdoo

MIKE ROWE from Dirty Jobs would be an AMAZING guest!!!

Wilma Fingerdoo

NHOR - 10$ medical on call for the AOG: Ever purchased a single ticket to an event/festival, gotten stamped at the door and then gone back outside to share the stamp with your bozo friends so they can get in?

Legba

Anyone know what happened to the Matt rife ep on YouTube??

Curveball Romeo

Anyone else participate in the AYG Drinking Game? -Hans sighting: finish drink -Foley asks a question: sip -Foley mentions food: sip -Kippy mentions past job: sip -Foley says “greatest fear” : chug -Kippy mentions pizza or flatbread: sip -Foley says “he’s starvin”: sip -Boys get a well known fact wrong (casino oxygen, England isn’t in Europe etc..): chug -Boys mention quitting smoking: sip -Foley mentions a dead person:sip FYI- I usually blackout 25 minutes into each show

Shaun Meighan

Ten Dollar Irish Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if the only way your grandad could take you and your 7 cousins into the city was in a trailer that he towed with his 1995 Opel Corsa

Locus MaGoo

Never had one read... Is it garbage if all of the pens in your home are from your bank?

Patty Melt

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to use your lawn mower as a leaf blower to get the clippings off the sidewalk? BTW it's a push mower

Patty Melt

When's the last time youse killed a bug while holding a shoe

Patty Melt

Is it garbage if you own a consignment booth inside a flea market?

Troy J.

10 dollar homie never had one read. How do you guys feel about tiki torches? Thought it was a flex growing up now I see the trash in them

Henry halkias

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if your local gas station deli remembers your number, and order so when I call, they just say “hey Josh, we’ll have it ready for noon.”

HeaterFingerz

AYG if you give up wiping after the 10th time, and conduct business as usual. Asking for a friend...

brandon shea

What’s something that’s classy when you’re rich, trashy when you’re poor??? Day drinking is the best example I could think of

H.E. Pennypacker

Youse ever heard of an ankle monitor being called an Irish Rolex?

SargentSalami

$10 investor NHOR - Is it garbage to pee out your upstairs window because you’re too lazy to walk downstairs to the only bathroom in the house?

DXL Hughley

$10 homeskillet NHOR just saw someone use a blood pressure cuff & coat hangar to unlock a car via ig story just now and it blew my mind

Empty Calories and Male Curiosity

NHOR - Is it garbage if your Dad sold cars and referred to making a sale as “knockin’ a motherfucker’s head off” ?

hamcrackerz

Not a question but definitely garbage. Youse remember Maximum Drive on Nickelodeon from 1994? Could probably get a solid segment out of those 90' kids game shows like that one, Guts, Legends of the hidden temple ect..

Dunkirk

Is it garbage if you get a 2nd DNA test from a different company coz you 'wanted a second opinion' - When you lot comin to Australia $20aud homie ($10)

Ben

Is it garbage to drink non-alcoholic beer at work?

True North Trash

Is it garbage for the wedding party to get steaks and everyone else got burgers. Bonus the dad and groom got into a fight on the dance floor later that evening. The dad paid for the wedding and only got a burger.

True North Trash

Is it garbage to call the glove compartment the glove department

Patti’s Plumber

Is it garbage to sniff your toenails after clipping them

Penny Mustard Stains

10$ hewmie never had one read. Is it garbage if your mom sent you to 1st grade with your crayons in a crown royal bag? Teachers had to call it in but my mom said, and I quote "well it's his grandpa that likes the Canadian stuff..."

William Beats

NHOR(Not Lyin) is it garbage to have to stop your dad and uncle from a fist fight while camping? Dad made a comment about my aunts boobs. Almost came to blows, had to step in and calm em down.

Rina Gershman

$10 homie NHOR - Is it garbage to have a bed in the living room?

ErnieOnTheGurney

Ever had someone mention they were forced to sign a NDA and then break the aforementioned NDA in the same sentence?

Tuddy's side piece

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to add additional trash to your plate or next to your last beer when you leave the bar? I regularly finish my last pouch at the bar and leave the empty can on my plate or next to my beer when I leave. Wife says it's trash I say they are headed to the trash can anyway.

Sancheezy!

Is it garbage if your first instinct is to slap a appliance if it’s not working

CDubs

$10 jabroni, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a wildwood tattoo. I work as a tattooer and recently gave a guy a tattoo of the wildwood board walk sign. I think this man is trying to challenge you for the king of the boards.

AuntMaryKatherinesCandyDish

$10 home, NHOR... Is it garbage if you know which local gas stations don't check/pull from your live bank balance? So I'll go to my local Chevron with only $4 in my account until i get paid the next day, and because their system sees money in the account it doesn't limit to only those $4. I get $50 of gas, and no fees cause payday is the next day before it processes. AND since it doesn't charge my account right away, I can go inside and use that same $4 to buy a snack for the road. Double dip baby! Love yous guys!

Time for one or two more

$10 bozo, first time long time. Is it garbage to call your step mom “Aunt Liz” because Liz was your mom’s best friend while you were growing up ?

Sickcunt

New $16 Aussie shareholder here, is it trash to leave empty beer bottles in your room for the week. Say I have a 6 pack a night and neatly tuck it away in the corner of my room till the weeks end.

Ryan G

Is it garbage to turn your car into a 3,000lb smoke buddy by roasting a doob with the air on recirculate?

Heaterville

Long time homie, NHOR - Is it garbage to spark a heater with a BBQ lighter in public?

MPPTSanimal

$10 Angel Investor, never had one read. Are you garbage if you had to share you birthdays with your brother when you were younger? For context I'm born 8/10 and he's born 9/1, and the planning would be closer to his birthday since it was during school and we could invite people for school, but the problem was that most people didn't know it was a joint birthday. So, yeah I got a lot of cash instead of gifts when I was younger.

Nater

Are you garbage if your tenth birthday party was at an outdoorsman show? We tested out tents and grilled in the parking lot. Not a great look.

J

Are you garbage if you eat canned food right out of the can?

Erik B

10$ shareholder, never had one read. Are you garbage if you've never bought a new phone without the old one being any of the following (dropped In the toilet, brought into the ocean/pool, cracked so bad it won't turn on)

J

10$ international plate-spinner, never had one read. Is it garbage to take caffeine pills + anti-depressants with a Monster? (white monster, I'm a classy broad)

J

Is it garbage if all of your home's salt, pepper, napkins, straws, and sugar are from Dunkin?

Jeremy Van Engen

$10 Board member, 2 years...still never had one read...but whatever, I'm over it. Chicago dog reigns SUPREME! If you ever put ketchup on a hot dog after the age of 12, you're trash. Prove me wrong, Chicago dog forever!

ConDog

$10 homie, first time, long time. Is it garbage your family celebrity was in the top 15 FBI’s most wanted list?

Daniel Menchaca

Is it garbage if you bought a plunger at Home Depot to fix your dents on your car , fixed it in the parking lot, then returned it right after?

Big Tim

Garbage or gentleman move? in my younger years as a bartender I’d establish a situation with the line cooks to sneak “sodas” which were 75% booze in exchange for whatever they could sneak off the line. Best fingies and homemade honey mustard still have ever had. We’re a band of brothers stealing from the owners who did the worst family meal ever.

Joe

never had one read, is it garbage if your hometown has more dollar generals than banks, ill hang up and listen

Tuddy’s Big Homie

Is it a gentlemen’s move to spray loose flys in the house with Lysol instead swatting them? I got tired of chasing them down so I just starting hosing them down.

Ben Rylance

$10 homie, first time question Are you garbage if a police dog alerts on you at your best friends moms retirement party who is friends with all the local cops and politicians so they’re all there, it’s legal in my state so it was just awkward

Dempsey Group Intern

Is the "hang loose" hand gesture trashy? I saw Kippy do a double hang loose on a Kill Tony episode

Kay Jay Peterman

Is it garbage to call having the tv remote “DJing the tv”

Bugman LLC

10$ board member NHOR, youse ever been bat hunting? As a kid we would put a baseball in a tube sock and throw it in the air. Bats would swoop in and knock themselves out on the ball.

Croatian Sensation

Ever have a family member put your pets down? I was 14 before I figured out my uncle didn’t really take those dogs and cats to “the farm”. Mans got more kills than the ice man

Jarrod

NHOR $10 Conscript. Is it garbage to buy two packs of cheap cigs and buy one expensive pack as a treat?

Spitfire542

NHOR. What's the last thing you purchased that came in a larger than one gallon container.

Yo Mama

Is it garbage to keep a two pint ball jar on hand at all times for water? And since it only ever contains water you don’t need to wash it ever?

Foley’sFolie

$20 stock holder, NHOR Donkey Basketball? … in high school, every year, we’d have a donkey basketball game in the gym. Each grade would have a team and the teachers would have a team and it’s exactly what it sounds like, basketball while riding donkeys … and yes, they shit and piss on the basketball court

Taylor Scavetta

10 dollar homie here, is it garbage to eat an entire meal while it’s still ‘too hot’ to eat?

Kippy’s PR Manager

I don’t know if these really get read, but I’ve been thinking about putting together a spec script for the gang. Basically an adult cartoon version in a similar vein of Ed, Edd, and Eddy, but it’s Kippy, Foley, and the Long Hair as kids growing up in a dirtbag cul de sac in Philly. Kippy would be trying to plot schemes, Foley would be schmoozing the parents and the cafeteria lady for extra food. Toby would be trying to get out of any sort of responsibility. Foley would mess up Kippy’s schemes and not understand why everyone’s pissed.

Screamin Cold Heater

$10 shareholder NHOR. Is it garbage hit the Dunkin in the next town over because your town has a ban on plastic straws? Sea Turtles tryna jam me up!

Kenny Blankenship

$16AUD board member NHOR How many driveways beers after work is too many?? 🇦🇺 🦘

Screamin Cold Heater

$10 investor NHOR. Is it garbage if you reuse the rubber band from an asparagus bundle to hold your cash and cards together instead of a wallet or money clip?

Nick

$10 investor NHOR. Is it garbage if your mom buys you a “Big Nick Energy” shirt to wear for Christmas

Brown trash

$20 nutsack NHOR: is it garbage if during the 1989 Country Music Awards, your mom cried when Hank Williams Junior did a video duet of There’s a Tear In My Beer with his late father.

Bahl Zack

Yo, 5 dollar sack of shit here, never had one read. Is it garbage if I haven't owned a winter coat or pair of boots in years? I live in northern Il

Jackie_loves_KoЯn 🤘🏼

10 dollar homegirl NHOR. Is it garbage to speak two languages when you're a broke dirtbag ?

Bahl Zack

Is it garbage if I live in the apartment above my workplace? I do not own the business

Brew Bastard

$20 homie NHOR. Is it garbage that my girlfriend and I are coming to the show in Red Bank and I work for a brewery and would love to bring the boys some beers

Kippy’s sweat stain.

$10 homie. NHOR. Is it garbage to go to different gyms around the city, cause your bills past due and “they let you slide this time”. 7 days 7 different planet fitness’.

Jerknowitzki69 aka the albatross

Is it garbage if your cousin broke your jaw with a putter? Were were first graders practicing our drives on my front lawn when I “got in his back swing” Ps we’re both fans of the show and he still won’t admit guilt

Jess L Castro

NHOR 10$ investor Is it garbage if your 35 yr old sister had to move back in with her Babydaddy and 4 year old daughter..?

Rory Gallacher

NHOR Euro dirtbag Is it garbage to give your dash a pat and say "good job" at the end of a long journey because you're genuinely surprised your beater made it Loves youse

Fran Martin

You ever have to wash police cars all day

Foley's Folly

20$ hoagie NHOR. Is it garbage if my fiance picked the dj for our wedding purely based on the fact he has a picture of himself with H Foley from last year's Philly show? (She's a keeper)

St4yDown

10$ homo here… NHOR Are you garbage if you read the back of every jar of salsa you see and scream out loud “NEW YORK CITY!!??”

Gabriel Gonzalez

$10 slice of pizza you kinda forgot abt in the microwave How fast has a roommate moved in and out of ur house? For me 36 hours

Jeff Hess

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to scoop fallen toothpaste off shirt back onto the tooth brush before you finish brushing?

Henry halkias

Dime bag homie never had one read. Is it garbage to blow bubbles in your glass of dinner milk?

taterbeensmokin

$10 piece of shit NHOR Ever have your paycheck go into two different accounts so you can get a portion of it early? I currently am waiting on 10% of my paycheck to hit my cash app account a day before payday so I can go buy a pack of menthol vuse pods.

taterbeensmokin

$10 invester NHOR Youse ever constantly air up a tire that needs patched for longer than a week? I’m going on a month strong with a leaky tire and a compact air compressor in the car

Adam Fries

Is it garbage to stay at an Airbnb with a Sub-Z fridge and Viking range and tell your friends “those are like 15 grand!”

jason paul

First timer here!! Is it garbge'O to borrow your friends account dues to yours being shut down cause you lost your job and apartment cause u been stealing meat from the back for like a year?? FYI statues of limitation still in play.

Astro Van Artie

Saw a "little known words list" on Reddit and it said the direct the top of i's and j's is called a "title". I think it would be hilarious for Foley to switch up the intro a little and while introducing T-Bone say "He titles the i's and crosses the t's" Also yeah, I know I shouldn't have used the apostrophe with the s in my comment, but it looked better that way.

Weekend at Burnies

In regards to the most recent Yousetubes video, particularly the segment about petting police animals, there's a funny trend going around where people go up to officers on horses asking if they can pet. When the officer says yes, the people pet the officers leg instead of the horse.

TuddysBottomDollar

$10 DAWG! Is it garbage if your dads coke plug was also your weed plug in highschool ? Pulled up with my buddys to score & my dads truck was outside 😂

Cody Winters

AS A KID DID YOU BELIEVE EATING A BLACK WATERMELON SEED WOULD MAKE YOU GROW A WATERMELON IN YOUR BELLY .. I ATE ONE BY ACCIDENT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND STARTED MAKING OUT MY WILL

The_Lord74

$10 investor here. Have you ever eaten a banana in a hotdog bun with peanut butter and jelly as the condiments?

DueceSpringsteen

10 dolla homie never had one read, is it garbage to rip your brothers bong in the backyard while your mom is out there smoking cigarettes and she’s having conversations with you? Me and my brother and sisters smoke in the back and my mom goes outside to smoke cigarettes and talks with us while we smoke trees lol

Lucas Jones

10 dollar homie first time long time is it garbage if ur girl tells u when she eats toaster strudel she bites the strudel then squeezes the frosting into her mouth separately??

Anna Banana

5 dolla homie. Never had one read! Are you garbage if you take your dogs pain meds. He wasn’t usin em anymores

Pete Seidel

$10 bird, never had one. Is it garbage if your voicemail is: "leave a message and make sure you leave your phone number. With my schedule I cannot look up phone numbers". ?

Matthew Frattini

10 trashbag, listened to new ep today I work around k9s all the time always get to pet them very weird feeling you’d think they bite your head off

Macheen

$10 complete bozo here. AYG if you pack your sandwich in an empty chip bag if you are out of normal sandwich bags?

Platespinner42x29

$10 homie I like to put my used zyns on top of the ceiling fans at my friends house. They’ll either fly off and stick to the wall…or dry out and harden and be there forever.

Bagged Milk

I'd like to invite yous guys to join me in being Fat-Ambassadors. "Helping fatties feel free" Was at a public pool and a little heavyweight was swimming in his shirt, but then saw my gut locker and felt free to remove his shirt.

Barry McCockiner

$5 trash homie with 1 extra cromie never had one read. Is it garbage to park in the back of a crowded Walmart parking lot and swap windshield wipers with the newest vehicle you can find when your wipers get worn out?

Cole Allan

$20 Bingo bozo - have you ever captured a wild animal and kept it as a pet?

Jack Mack juice

Is it garbage if you had tickets for red bank but you forgot you were going to Disney world so you just walk around the uk in Epcot saying “idinit?!?”

Tyler M

$10 homie, Tim Butterly. That’s it

Patches O'Houlihan

$10 investor NHOR. Is it garbage or just plain fat if I make too many grilled cheese sandys for my kiddos, just to then say to myself.. “well I can’t just throw these out” and eat what I knew they weren’t going to eat in the first place. Not considered cheating on your diet.

Tuddy's baby daddy

$10 home skillet here. Never done had one read. Is it garbage if you have identical twin uncles who are retired cops from Mississippi named Alvin and Alvis?

NickyP

Whens the last time you bought a $20 scratch off

Tuddy’s Alibi

$10 homie. Long time long time but NHOR. Is it garbage if the first question I ask upon entering a new client’s home is “do you want me to take my shoes off?” For context I’m a pet sitter down here in the ‘burbs, Kippy hmu!

Hoagies in a room

TDHNHOR. My wife and I bought the floor model mattress. It’s a tempur pedic!! Bonus, the mattress also has a vibrating “massage” feature.

Corey Longmire

As a man, what’s the proper lifespan of a pair of underwear?

Wil Laney

First time new Time (borrowed money from my wife to get a subscription) Ayg if you go camping with 2 other couples, Go into town for ice with your boy so you stop at McDonald’s and get 2 5 dollar meal deals with 2 bags of ice only to destroy the evidence before you get back to camp

Senator Klondike

$10 dildo here. Is it garbage to sneeze into a blanket while you’re laying in bed

Equill

Yo! You’se ever slept in a hospital bed outside of a hospital? My grandpa was an ebay officianado and scored himself an adjustable ER bed, needless to say me and my sisters slept in it most of our childhoods

Cleveland steamer

Is it garbage if your dad takes tv diners to work for lunch

RUSSELL FETTING

10 dollar hooooogie, never had one read. is it garbage to buy beers with a christmas gift card because youre a little jammed up. love youse

Beef Swellington

2021 homie, never had one read. Y’ever switch breads in the middle of a sandwich? Went from a sub roll to Hawaiian rolls.

Barry McCockiner

$5 trash homie with 1 extra cromie never had one read. Is it garbage to park in the back of a crowded Walmart parking lot and swap windshield wipers with the newest vehicle you can find when your wipers get worn out?

will yousreaditt

Long time $10 homie here ... is it garbage to turn your ac in the car off when u need that extra power to pass someone or go up a steep hill?

sean bean

$5 Trash here first time submitting, is it garbage to share bath water with your family ? Shit is expensive to run a fresh bath

Tray Sims

First time long time $10 homie here… Is it garbage to talk about it being payday with your coworkers?

Bill Bacon

10 D homie, are you garbage if your Dad drank tall boys on ride home from sports practice (football) ?.... And he was the coach.

Chris W

$10 homie First timer - Is it garbage if you grew up eating a ghetto pizza: hamburger bun, ketchup, American cheese slice heated in microwave My therapist just told me this and if it weren’t court ordered I would’ve bounced mid call 🤣 jk he’s a cool dude

John

10 homiee Is it garbage to keep your cereal in the fridge because you live in New Orleans and bugs get in everything here.

Adam Lovelace

$10 homie from NC (shoutout Tbone) never had one read Are you garbage if the only wine glasses in your apartment are stolen from the same restaurant (ps the restaurant logo is on the side of the glasses)

Take the Foley, Leave the Cannoli

$10 homie here, buy the car! I don’t know if you’re suburb houses in New Jersey or Pennsylvania, but if it’s in New Jersey you can get QQ tags you never have to pay for , and you get classic car insurance, which is like $500 for the year You can have. I bought my high school ride 1991 300zx beater car for 1500 read the interior the outside looks pretty rough right now and driving to the grocery store to the liquor store just quick errands. It’s a blast.

Platespinner42x29

10$ well documented Wawa.. In the rare occasion all the gas doesn’t fit in the tank. What’s the least change you’ll go back into the gas station for?

The Tragically Hick

15 loonies homie had 1 read. Is it garbage to have an aunt older than your grandma? My dad has a sister 20 years older and my grandma was 18 when she had my mom.

Tony Bologna

Please have the "Out & About" hosts (from Barstool) on as guests. They aren't nobody's but they also aren't huge/famous and they'll be a blast.

ry

"How much money do you have on you" Followed by a "do you know karate" then a strong "toby get em!" Would, possibly, cause me to fall over laughing

Dame la mano

If you guys stop in Albuquerque. There a bangin Seasons 52. Ask for Sam or Faith. That seabass and that lamb is righteous!

$10NuttBuster

Ever been dropped on your head as a baby

Aiyana

$10 homette, NHOR Is it garbage if you have a fake face printed headrest cover on the passenger seat in your car so you can ride the HOV lane solo

Lord Meeks

$20 Homie! Never had one read, TAMPA HOMIE!!! Is it garbage if you get a side tortilla at chipotle, along with no lid on the soda?

FoleyRavioli

$10 homie FTLT, is it garbage if a restaurant gives you a snack for your dog, but you eat half of it? It was a hot dog, I was hungry!

Jeffrey Rask

10$ Homie, first time posting. Is it garbage to not wash your feet or lower thighs in the shower? Been showering for years and haven’t touched the piggies once.

J

$10 creature never had one read, is it garbage to be rocking the calculator watch in 2024?

BigDee

$10 shareholder here, never had one read. Are u garbage if u strictly only wear bass pro shop hats

MycouchpullsoutIdon’t

Is it garbage to open your oven door and use it as a table to eat off of ?

Chase Ballweg

10$ homie. Card gonna get declined SOON. Is it garbage to vape with a 6 milly zyn in?

Powdered Donette

Is it garbage if your dad’s main reason for not watching the Olympics is: it ain’t got NASCAR?

Greg

Yall need to book Dale Jones

Gary or Steve

Lawn chairs, kiddie pool, front yard.

Cazador

Mines just comment about buy the Lumina. If you buy one in Florida Amtrack has a daily train leaving Orlando area that you can put a car on and takes you over night to right outside. Could be a fun special episode for the boys

Keaton

Is it garbage as a delivery driver to yell “hot soup comin’ thru” to get people to move out of your way. Works pretty well, but really embarrasses the lady when I do it on date night.

Baja Arizona

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to drink gator aid on ice.

All The Toast

Is it garbage to have a toilet paper holder that holds two rolls on one bar? I was told it was so they didn’t have to change it as often…

Apple Jacks

10 dollar sleeper cell. First time long time. When did youse find out a pickle was a cucumber?

Hedgehog

10 dollar homie Is it garage to singnalong to "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks at your local pizza place/bar P.S. I just did it

Tootie and the blowfish

Is it garbage to work for Amazon and tear down someone’s internet cable uncle Hank paid me it was a inside job

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

What it do boys? 10 dollar Tuddy Tamer here! and shes a ruff one NHOR!!!!! AYG if u cramp beer caps on the brim of your hat to brag about the next day? P.S. Keep the Philly Foxworthy coming!~!!

Bigay Ray from SantaFe

Ever fart in public and try to sniff it all up before anyone else smells it?

LocalPizzaBandit

$10 affiliate is it garbage if you personally knew your tow truck driver because you're car was always braking down

Ryker

$10 homie here. Never had one read. Is it garbage if the “biggest celebs” you’ve ever met are both from “Deadliest Catch”? For context, I’m from Seattle, and met one at a Mariners game, and the other in the Alaska Lounge at the airport. No shade on them, though. Both super cool dudes. Love yas!

Ham Chowder

Never hade one read. Yinz ever cut your toenails directly over a toilet?

C.M. Hannigan

I was at a party last night where a friend paid back a $1000 debt to another friend with a brown paper bag full of fresh $2 bills. Have photo. P.S I also saw a Crown Royal bottle repurposed as a hand soap dispenser.

AYG Legal Team

$20 Executive here NHOR..is it garbage to freeze milk? Asking for a friend. Said friend also puts ice in his milk. Thinking about never speaking to him again.

David.Neil.314

Is it garbage Ordering a soda from McDonald's with "Lite Ice" Best DC on the planet

Dirty Dave

Is it garbage if you still have an iPhone with a home button?

Henry halkias

Vermont $10 homie. Are you garbage if you only get a new toothbrush every 6 months to a year when you go to the dentist?

Ian Tompkins

Are you garbage if you thought Taco Bell invented the chalupa?

Zac Wendle

$10 read never had one Homie, is it garbage if you use a $10 subscription to promote your go fund me for a highschool wrestling team you coach @Auburndale bloodhounds wrestling

Robby Gauthier

$10 homie, never had one read: you ever have a name for the family car? my uncles 1996 Chevy Astro was called "the Toaster". Tough look.

Tuddys Newest Addition

Long time listener, newest bozzo to “the greatest website of all time”. Is it garbage if you put your credit card on top of your empty Mai tai glass at a Chinese food joint, when you’re done and want to cash out? Loves youse dudes🤘🏻

Frodellio

Are you garbage if you come from a country with a “rainy season”

CleaveItToBeaver

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if your dog recognizes the sound of you ashing a cigarillo in an ashtray, to go inside?

Chris.heady

First and only patreon I’m subscribed to. Is it garbage to piss blood for 3 days and not go to the hospital because I have no health insurance? It stopped on day 4

James Al-goober

10$ investor, first time question. Is it garbage to have ketchup on fried rice?

AJ Del Masto

$10 homie NHOR, HYOAYK know somebody who said “their hands were registered as deadly weapons” ?

Johnny Bananas

“How did you celebrate your 21st birthday?” Not a traditional garbage question, but can really gauge if one is trash. I celebrated at a VFW, trashy

Chad 2 Badd

Most garbage place to keep your ID. I’ve always been a wallet man but I know people who keep it in the car so they don’t forget

Dubie Dobrik

What happened for real with Toby. You guys are gonna have to answer this one

Steven Wolf

Youse ever smoke the lucky cig before the last one in the pack?

Hoagies Heroes

$16.67 Canadian Hoagie here, first time, long time. Is it Garbage to ask for the cap of the bottle of sparkling water your gf ordered at a restaurant because she didn’t finish it and it was 11 bucks so you’re for sure taking it home with you. (PS didn’t give us the cap, still took it for the ride home). Love youse

5StarDiveBar

$10 Mrs.T Rogi here. AYG if you've danced on the speakers of a VFW party? P.S the DJ insisted I did and I played to the crowd like i was the one singing

Yeti

Ground Floor investor here. Is mushroom soup with ramen noodles and chopped up weiners for breakfast... garbage?

Gluey Decimal

10$ Member, NHOR, is it garbage to never have had a license with a 3 year old 6 figure Mercedes? I kept the dealers plaque that was on the back of the car when i got it, and keep it clean enough that it looks new. Ive been pulled over a few times and just said " they are coming in the mail" .

Joel ist

Are you RESTAURANT garbage - if you stay in waitress character at home and say “CORNER” when you walk in and out of the kitchen ?

Jack Mack juice

Is it garbage if your carry on luggage consists only of different pairs of jordans ?

Ping

Your moms ever threaten you with the wooden spoon when you were little?

Adam

First time long time! Are you garbage if you had a trash compactor in your kitchen growing up?! And whatever happened to trash compactors??

Curtantrum

Youse ever wear the kids meal crowns from Burger King out of the restaurant?

Harry Beaver

New $10 homie never had one read. Real happy to be here Are you garbage if your last case resort for fixing something (anything) is gorilla glue? One that comes to mind for me is being in high school and the toe cap of my hockey skate popped off and my dad used gorilla glue to put it back together in time for the playoffss

Charlie Brown

10$ basura, never had one read. Are there levels of garbage to the amount of damage and or disrepair you're ok with when driving? I once rear ended someone, used a bar to bend the the body off the tires and kept driving it SMASHED up for another week till I was able to fix it

ShannonSchwa

Brand new $10 lady home- never had one read…. Ever been to a funeral where Freebird was played on repeat leading up to the service?

BJM

Brand new $10 shareholder love to Patty. Ever try on clothes, not in a dressing room?

Ping

Is it garbage to wipe your face with the table cloth? Not sure if this was covered on the etiquette episode

Frankie Pannahavong

Never had one read. Is it garbage to play online blackjack at a funeral? I was on a heater in the parking lot why stop when the cards are hot

Tid Koucher

Ten dollar dipshit, are you garbage if your dad found a tax loophole as an employee for your county’s school board and went around teaching other counties how to abuse said loophole, that eventually ended in him being sued and the laws changed as a direct result of his Tom foolery?

Lou Sassel

New $10 bozo here. Have you ever cut a 2 foot square out of your living room carpet and threw a rug over it instead of cleaning up the shit your dog left for you?