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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-25 16:09:50
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse.

Comments

Riley B.

Are you garbage if you stockpile napkins from fast food restaurants because you refuse to pay money to buy them?

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 sizzli, have you ever bought a commemorative coin from a tv commercial?

cleveland depression

i’m from fresno, moved to pensacola, now live in the burbs of cleveland. how garbage am I?

Phil A

We washing plastic cups?

SkyGuy

23.99 dirtbag (I’m counting Spotify premium) never had one read. Are you garbage if you chase your morning vitamins with a shot of whiskey? WHAT?!?! IM ON VACATION!!

Sooley

In the last 365 days, have you used the bottom of your shirt as a basket?

Hollywood Hank Hoagie

Long time listener never had one read. Is it garbage if you eat your friends food after you realize you accidentally brought the wrong take out bag home?

The Last Hamurai

$15 Canadian homie, never had one read! Is it garbage to print an “out of order” sign and slap it on your hotel floors ice machine? Unlimited ice = clean living.

garbagette

Ayg if you dry your dishes on your shirt as you take them out of the dishwasher?

Henry & the Shenanigans

What level of garbagio is this? Got jammed up a few years ago and my car got repossessed but the tow truck couldn’t take my car because it got booted earlier in the night.

Big Beezey!

BZ from Chicago, Ten Ducket Investor, NHOROA, is it garbage to call the ground outside "the floor"? I cannot take anybody that calls it that seriously.

Troy

Is it garbage to have a wedding in your aunts backyard. Aunt had a wedding in here backyard of her manufactured home. 3rd times a charm

Shooting Cars

$10 homie here: Is it garbage to have off-color utensils? My family has purple forks and knives. Not left over from a party, legit colored metal utensils.

Dr. Sugma ballz

Long time $10 investor, never had one read. You know anyone featured in what would you do?

Frank Drapalski

First time long time. Is it garbage for your mom to keep a whiffle ball bat in the house to hit you and your friends when you get outta line?

Brew Bastard

I saw you guys at the show in AC and I took a photo with you guys at B Bar in the casino. $20 homie here are you garbage if you only smoke darts with the boys when you go out and not around your girlfriend. I only smoke when I drink.

DXD

Are you garbage if you used to get babysat by a hitchhiker your uncle picked up, that lived in your grandparents garage?....his name was Wayne. He was a good dude.

Yo Mama

Is it garbage that I have worked at sams club for ten years and didn’t try the rotisserie chicken until a month ago? I can see why the bozos line up for them now.

Fat Shisno

How many times can you have on you from law before your garbage? Currently my neighbor has 3 sets and a car with no tired next to it with a sign that reads. "Fre OBO"

Tuddy’s Canadian Consultant

Hey Gang never had one red Canadian homie here. Are you garbage if your dad sold all your consoles as a kid for drugs and beer money P.S I would steel a couple beers from him everytime,

Grizzz

Nhor, is it garbage to go hunting in a fenced in area. IE. there are pigs, goats, deer, bison, etc. you can pay a fee and shoot the animal of your choice in the fenced in area.

Naansense

$10 trash compactor here, is it garbage to keep repeating “they lost the room” when listening to the Kill Tony episode where the A/C went out?

5StarDiveBar

$10 homie here. AYG if after getting a haircut, your mom looks at you and says "it looks good, you don't look like a drug dealer now"... Thanks ma

Daniel J Garcia

$10 Albuquerque trash, long time first time - is it trash to file your nails on an airplane? The bird was on a flight recently and pointing out another woman doing it and couldn’t get a read on trashiness

Sicken Chandwiches

Is it garbage to squeeze the last of a Zyn pouch in your lip? Have to get the best bang for my buck! Ps. I’m an Ons man myself shout out by brother

Wade Boggs Beers

$10 homie nhor. Is it garbage if you have fun nicknames for food? Example: we like to call shakey Parmesan cheese “Spaghetti Confetti”.

Ron sevenz

$10 homie and got my Patreon on autopay (how ya doing) Is it garbage to do a U- turn on the freeway?

Berto

Have you ever been the reason the fire alarm went off at work? I used to work with a lady who once a quarter would burn a bag of popcorn. She’d leave the break room with it looking like she was carrying an Olympic torch. Shout out to Marilyn.

The Ex Foley Ate

$10 Share Holder and Shift Leader at a local Hanks Hotdog Stand. NHOR. Is it garbage while working at a gas station, to date the "fresh" food we stock with an earlier expiration date so that on Sundays when the "expired" food is counted, I can score a couple freebies?

Heywood Jeblowme

When was the last time youse broke out into a sweat taking a dump? Yesterday I was powerwashing the porcelain throne after some bad chinese food, had me jammed up!

Ryan O'Connor

$10 Irish Homie (Never asked /had one read): Are you garbage if your Dad used to sharpen your elementary school pencils with a box cutter or knife instead of a sharpener?

Mr. Bovine Joni himself

Yo gang, never had one read! These bastards are lying out here. So my question is Are you garbage if as a kid you thought the word beverage only meant all alcoholic drinks , because my mom would only use the word when drinking. Every other liquid went by it’s name but a yuengling was a beverage

Great Griffin Above

We need a ranking of your favorite bite and sips. This last week I had a McDonalds hashbrown with the mcdonalds OJ, and I ascended. It was an elite bite and sip experience.

Angel Morales

Venezuelan 10 dollar dirtbag, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a memorial statement on the billboard of a strip joint. I’m talking about “in living memory of John smith” right below “ Tuesday all you can eat special for 15.99”.

GummyBearGod

10 dolla make ya holla. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you order a drink at the airport you’re arriving at? Like when you get to your destination, you go to the bar in the terminal and slam a beer/cocktail. You could just leave and go somewhere else. You’re not waiting on bags or anything. But no, you stay in the airport and open a bar tab.

ChiefinHeaters-In-WifeBeaters

$120 annual donation to Uncle Hank's Hoagie Habit Never had 1 read. Is it Garbage to use Cigarette Butts as earplugs? Growing up my family had a habit of forgetting earplugs for us kids for loud events or activities (Monster truck rallies, Drag Racing, tractor Pulls, Fireworks, gun range) Nothing like my parents fogging a couple down to provide us kids a pair of Marlboro 100 or Winston Red Filters to block out those decibels. Lol

Jerry Ennett

$14.50 homie (canadian) NHOR - Are you garbage if in the winter you just let your dog shit and piss on the apartment balcony because you are too lazy to go down and take them out? Quite a clean up when spring sprung..

AYGeezy

Homie from Cincinnasti. Never had one read. AYG if you wash your hands before you pee because your dad said “your hands are always dirtier than your dick”

Keatlovesyouze

$10 bozo never had one read. How early is too early to have dessert? Had an early lunch the other day and the waitress asked if we saved room for dessert. It was 12:15. Got me and my girlfriend wondering what was the earliest time we ever had dessert.

Kippy’s Old Bitty Neighbor

$10 homie here NHOR. Are you garbage if you are using your sister Patreon log in to listen with the homies? Ps I told her for over a year to listen to the pod!!

garbagette

Ayg if you’ve ever told someone they’d be hearing from your attorney even though you have never had one?

Nick Illig

10 dollhair homie NHOR, are you garbage if your father joined the American Legion for "cheap drinks and not as many fights" but was never in military?

Bandit Griggs

$10 long term investor. Never had one read. Are you garbage if your parents named you after a movie? I'm named after Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit.

Pat Buckles

10 Buck Canuck Schmuck here, are you garbage if you have stickers of your favourite metal bands on your 8 year-old Hyundai at 33 years old?

ohhdoylerulezz

$10 Contractor here, Is it garbage to ask for a Christmas gift before the holiday? Was jammed up awhile back and every year my mom would send a card with a hundo. The end of November I asked her if i could get it 😆 also how early is too early to ask.

Matt

AYG episode, New York City Episode. You guys talk about parts of New York City every episode. Explain the different city’s for us none east coast dirt bags

Trevor

$10 shit for brains here is it garbage if your wife asks why your parents have a caviar spoon in the house and then you have to explain that utensil has only ever been used as the Thanksgiving butter knife

Dr.Tug_Rootman

$10 investor and never had one read. Is it garbage if your parents were jammed up and kept the family dog in the fenced in graveyard beside our house because we couldn't a afford a dog pen? Eventually the dog ran away and my parents Poltergeist took him. It was 1982, I was 4 years old. I still can't watch that movie.

Wafflefries762

Are you garbage if you take your shoes off at a concert

TheAnkhWarrior83

Is it garbage to kick James McCann out of the studio mid-sentence because kippy is OCD about episodes going over an hour?

Adam

10$ canadian homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to email the john players cigarette company to complain that all the packs in my carton were glued together from the factory. Each pack had to be opened from the bottom. Had to put them in a zip lock baggy. They responded saying they couldn't legally send me cigarettes in the mail, so they gave me 4 25$ gift cards to subway to make up for it.

WilkesBarbarian

Are you garbage if your aunt was a ball-girl for the local aaa team and you remember that every game you to with her you got to ride home with a player from the opposing team because after she dropped you off she had to give him a ride to his hotel because he "missed" the team bus. I did get a lot of free game balls autographed by various Toledo Mudhens in the 88-89 season.

Dirtbag Lawyer CLE

Idea for a show topic: Trashy Youth Sports Stories. I'm sure there are listeners with good garbage stories to relay. This would also provide an opportunity to hear more about Kippy's hockey days, and perhaps some Hank stories BEFORE the glory days in high school and college.

Redacted

$10 investor NHOR. AYG if you have to delete your first question you asked because it was about an on going divorce and you found out one of the parties involved listened to the pod. Should the listening party hear the pod they may have been able to put 2 and 2 together and that would’ve jammed up my father in law. Hopefully one day I can ask the question when the divorce is final

Chris C

$10 compa, never asked a question before. Is it garbage that my mom told me a story how my dad and mom got detained for him “allegedly” crossing people and she put his wallet into my sisters diaper so they would not find his information while searching her to see if she and him knew each other. She was waiting for him nearby in a truck and brought her and my 2 older sisters to the station to hem my pops up. Ps she had to tell my oldest sister to make sure not to tell the agents she did not know her own dad when asked.

Thomas Parker

$10 Hoagie Hero, never had one read, are you garbage if you get the combo condiments (I.e. Heinz’ Kranch, ketchup & ranch) instead of mixing/using them on their own terms?

JoeyFatBawls

10$ slut here, are you are garbage if you just reset the maintenance light on your vehicle to avoid seeing it for a few months

Vend_Me_An_Angel

Have you ever dropped a lit cig while urinating?

rochella

10 doll hair homie NHOR. is it garbage to find a small joy in upsetting your MIL so much over a disagreement at dinner to the point she didn't even eat her food, she asked for a to go box immediately after it coming to the table 😆 ( it didn't get crazy, we just strongly disagreed about something that happened )

She Crab Poop

10 dollar homie here. Is it garbage to have your uber eats driver leave your food at the bottom of your driveway so you can sneak out the side door and grab it so while your GF’s away she doesn’t see it on the doorbell camera

isetthem

Here's a tip for you trash bags. If you have to change your spare change into dollars and don't want to pay coinstar or go to a bank, you can use the self checkout register to do it. Just go to a store that has a self checkout that excepts cash. Scan a item that is more than 20 bucks. Something like 2 24packs of soda, put your coins in, and then say "oh I forgot to get something else" cancel the transaction. You'll get all the money you put in the self checkout. Instead of coins youll get cash. Them self checkout registers don't like to do more than 20 dollars in loose change so be careful out there. This from your friendly walmart cashier Charlie.

Foleyweight 451

Manasquan $10 homie, first time, long time. Is it garbage to fill the thin plastic produce bags with all of your regular grocery items to avoid the 10 cent bag fee at checkout?

The real Traveoli

$10 homie, is it garbage to have to unclog a toilet with your own hands? I was hanging at a friend's house and used his bathroom, and clogged it up, they didn't have a plunger in the bathroom and was to scared to ask my friend for one, so I decided to see if I could do it with my own hand and it worked... 😂 I was like Patrick Swayze in ghost the way I had to move the poo around

Jeremy Wilson

10 buck homie here nhor. Is it garbage if one of your earliest memories is lying on the floor of an astrovan with multiple members of your family all driving 10 hours down to Gulf shores Alabama for vacation? I don't remember how many people were in there but I'm pretty sure me and my brother spent the entire ride on the floor.

FoleyMoleyGuacamole

*Symon from Cincy here, $10 coney, NHOR...* ever misplace your keys or phone and end up checking in the fridge at some point during the search?

Geron Campbell

Canadian Monopoly Money investor here. Never had one read, is it garbage to store used cooking oil in coffee cans under your sink? Currently got about 30 cans going in there. not as stinky as you'd think haha

Foleys happy pills

10 dollar short bus rider Have you ever re-gifted something that was clearly not meant for the recipient, like giving a meat smoker to a vegan? My uncle got me a knee massager right after his knee surgery. My knees are fine my shoulders on the other hand need more work than foleys brain

C N

$10 homie Is it garbage to be scared of popping the tube of biscuits/cinnamon rolls so I wrap it in a towel and throw it on the floor to get it open?

Chris Garcia

Sergeant major of the bozo battalion here, youse ever launch a m80 with a sling shot? Double points if u ever dropped a lit m80 into a glass bottle and throw it.

Kenny aka Florida man

10 $ homie NHOR. Is it garbage if the only time you, your dad, and your brothers can all be in the same room is if football is on the tv?

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie, had 1 read. Have you ever been sentenced to community service?

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 Wawa BLT Hoagie with Ranch and Old Bay Never had one read Have you or anyone in your family ever worn sweatpants or basketball shorts to church?

Dru Olson

We need the boys to talk about return etiquette. Stood in line behind a guy at the Lowe’s service desk because he was trying to return pvc cement ($10) that was 1 year beyond the return date. 20 min go by arguing with the store manager and they reach a consensus to return the item if he signs up for their credit card. Is it just me, or at that point isn’t the right thing to do, just walk away? The policy is clearly stated. Could we get the boys thoughts on some of the below scenarios: Overly flexible store policies Like Costco, people returning dead Christmas trees in January, or even a half-eaten pumpkin pies after thanksgiving. Buying and eating most of a bag of snacks, then claiming they were “stale.” seasonal returns: People returning grills, patio sets, or camping gear after summer vacations. Extreme “lifetime warranty” abuse: Swapping out gear (like backpacks, pans, or tools) decades later when it’s just naturally worn down, not actually defective. Worn but returned items: Wearing clothing to a wedding or party and returning it with the tags still on “wardrobing” Thanks boys, love youse

Kman96

20 dollhair homie NHOR. Is it garbage if you give a patient one of your Zynns? This older lady recked her motorcycle. We pick her up and on the way to the hospital asked if i had any "lip pillows" on me. Told me she needed to take the edge off and nicotine help. Needless to say she was having a shittyer day than me and I gave her the whole can. Never heard a GILF ask for a zynn before!

Josh

$10 2024 Father of the Year award winner, NHOR. Is it garbage to let the diaper genie stay full and use the normal bathroom garbage can right next to it as a backup until it’s full too, so you can just deal with emptying them both at the same time?

Amber Crambie & Finch

Is it garbage to take money at the store register you worked at, buy some Colombian bam bam n sticky icky, sell it out the back door, n have the money back plus a lil profit by close. Worked great for the guys I knew who worked at the mall till the feds pulled up one day.

ebb

$10 homie, youse ever bought something for 4 easy payments of $19.99?

Foley's Taint

10 dollar domestic investor. Is it garbage when a store clerk acts as if the store is theirs and refers to the stock as something they personally have or do not have? Example: "I don't have that shoe in your size." Hey lady, YOU dont have anything in stock you are working minimum wage at Modell's at the Montgomeryville Mall. Gary Modell runs that stock room. PS: It's been 30 years since I worked there... I'm still bitter about that dumbass assistant manager.

Chazzerthespazzer

10 dollar homie never had one read. Are u garbage if ur a 37 yr old male and havent had sex in almost 3 yrs and in no way not even close to being as perverted as some of these 60 yr old men lol. Constantly talk about getting laid lol, maybe because i was in a bad relationship im pretty stand offish. But ya these guys got it flowin through them still lol.

RamenNoodleHomie

FTLT! NHOR on the Patreon! Had one read on the Route 66 tour but didn’t make it into the final edit. Still hurt about it! Anyways…. I would imagine this has been covered, but what is proper “get your free refill on a sodi” etiquette? Is it cool to cut the line and go straight to the counter? Say at a bowling alley? You know? Love youse!!!

Caleb Martinez

$10 charity donation here (that's a write off boys). NHOR. Are you garbage if you grew up thinking flavored whiskey was for kids? Parents used it for tooth aches and I always assumed they flavored it so kids would like it.

Wyatt Peter The Heater Fiender

$78 HR Guy Had One Read Once Are you garbage if you hold onto takeout containers for so long they gain nostalgia? My mom’s got about nine plastic takeout containers from circa 2008 that I can remember picking up from the chinese restaurant with her, then using in my lunch box years later, then being sent home with leftovers a lot of years later in my early 20’s, and i just barely saw those fuckin things in her cupboard yesterday and remembered bringing homemade banana bread to school in it. On one hand what the fuck on the other hand I respect the dedication to the “it’s still good!” mentality; love you momma bear

JHeebie

$10 homie Texas garbage long time first time. My mother-in-law’s boyfriend’s mom made (hand-sewn) my daughter a dress when she was a baby. They broke up years ago, but suddenly one of her exes family members reached out to my MIL to see if they can get the dress back because there was a newborn in the family. Help settle a debate, this is garbage right?

Colin

$10 investor, NHOR Is it garbage if you have to buy weed for work? I work in the biology lab at a college and there’s a course that’s all independent research, a student was doing an experiment that required marijuana so I had to go and purchase it for them. Never felt more suspicious/awkward buying weed

John V

$10 investor NH1R Is it garbage to skip brushing your teeth, because you went to the dentist earlier that day?

HighFunctioningWhiteTrash

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to leave the 12 pack of DC still in the cardboard in the house fridge. My argument is that if they didn’t want you to do it why make the dispenser part.

Kyle L

$10 longtime homie. Big fan of the show, it's the best always has been. However, I have a bit of an observation. The Big Man shows real passion for food. Obviously, since there's a bit of a weight issue involved, that passion has been hindered. I think the passion should not only be embraced, but possibly even monetized. There was a Tim Dillon patreon episode the boys did. Foley and Tim essentially spent the entire time talking about food. It was incredible. My wife and I listen to it every time we take a road trip. We must've listened to it about 15 times. This is where the Bug Man shines. I'd pay for an entirely separate podcast where Foley has guests on to discuss food. The way he speaks about food, he's a goddamn savant! Food shows have a massive audience. For the love of God, at least do a food episode!

Chris

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to sit facing the room in a restaurant "just to keep an eye on things"

Strawberry Rhubarb

$10 University Professor, NHOR Is it garbage to stock up and buy every pepperoni French bread pizza at Walmart because you know the students are moving in, and they're going to become scarce? (Based on a true story…)

Melly Mel

Youse ever had a turf war with another neighborhood kid? Growing up there was a spot down the road near a canal we’d always hang at until one day some random new kid just showed up and tried to assert his dominance. It got ugly. Words were exchanged, and I ended up spitting on him and running away on my bike.

Uncle Duff

10$ beef and beer benefactor. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you refer to the shower as “the rain locker” ? As in - “I’m gonna hit the rain locker real quick before we head out”

Foley’s illegitimate child

20$ Jersey trash, NHOR Is it garbage to smoke with with ur mom and grandfather on a daily basis. P.s. I often ask them my favorite garbage questions. Love youse

AYGwillickers

10 dollar garbage collector. had one read a little over a year ago. A week ago, as i was driving to work, i saw a volkswagon beetle that was painted black with police to protect and serve on its side. my question: if you get pulled over by a cop in a Volkswagen beetle do you conveniently leave that part off when you tell your friends?

Shawn Olender

$10 New Homie - Is it garbage if your step mom gifted your brother your cousins used bart simpson shirt for Xmas? PS - our cousin was there, called her out and she threw the shirt in his face and stormed out.

Silky Johnston

$5 Hoagie here. NHOR. Is it garbage if you carry a drip pan in your work truck so you don’t drip oil on your higher end client’s driveways? My brother always had one along with a quart of oil under the hood and a gallon of water just in case the truck started to overheat. Bonus points if there’s a wedge keeping a window up.

Forrest Dump

ever call a hotdog a 'tube steak' ?

iwasinthepool

$10 homie, never had one read -- is it garbage to justify your drinking by saying "I'm following CDC guidelines!!"

LeeRide

$10 homie here NHOR is garbage to call your pizza crusts, pizza bones? Example- don’t forget to eat all your pizza bones before you grab another slice!

Spence Simmons

$10, first 1000 Patreon shareholder here. Is it garbage to cut through the gas station to avoid waiting at the red light ?

Trace Is Trash

$10 homie never had one read: is it garbage if your dad lost his beer can collection in a fire at your grandpas used car lot? Uncle got smoke inhalation pushing his dirt track car out the shop.

Michelle Turner

Sawbuck homie here, never had one read...ayg if you do scratchers in the parking lot at Acme so you don't have to make and extra trip if you win. I'm jammed up!

Stop Drop Roller

$10 homie NHOR, are you garbage if you send wedding invites to companies hoping for free stuff, my fiancé thinks I’m crazy

Aidan K

$10 Foleyville citizen, AYG if you’ve slept with a lighter in your pocket?

Jacobo Ochoa

Winter apocalypse scenario NYC. The day after tomorrow style. No transportation out of the city

Trailer Park Rick

$5 laborer here NHOR (for real) AYG if you use ritz crackers as poker chips to play poker in the lobby of a holiday inn with your family. (Uncle Rick ate half his stack)

ChiefinHeaters-In-WifeBeaters

$60 bi-annual consultant for Kippy's Pizzeria & Abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. Never had 1 read. Much love to all the Homies. Are you garbage if, when you were growing up, your family vacation, was actually just you, your mom, & your siblings, going with your Dad just to go see his drug dealer in another state? I never had any clue I was playing an accomplice (& also his alibi). RIP to 2 legends, lol

Philip Masturzo

Is it garbage if multiple family members use your birthday as their numbers for the Pick 3 when you were born? It hit! So they all get paid out! I've never been that lucky again

Spiro_The_Hero

$10 homebrew NHOR, is it garbage to carry around a two-headed coin and challenge strangers to coin tosses for money? Forgot my wallet and needed cab fare

Wolftail McGee

Is it garbage to brush your teeth when you want something sweet but are too broke to buy anything?

Rod Thunder

$10 home invasion never had one read Is it garbage if your dad took you to the bar as a kid so you could hustle his coworkers on the pool table while he got fucked up

Richard C.

$10 cult member, had one read but it was a long time ago. Is it garage to use a shop vac to vacuum inside the house? Not saying like big spills but just for weekly routine vacuuming. My house vacuum broke so the shop vac had to pinch hit, don’t think I’ll ever go back. It works way better.

Lyle

$10 homie. HOR, NBD. When you’re done with the vacuum do you wrap it tight or just bundle it up and drape it? We’re not going across state lines here Toots, we don’t need to secure the cargo

Jeff Hess

$10 long time, never had one read. Is it garbage to use a bare duvet until you are in your 20s? I didn’t know you were supposed to use a cover.

Josh

$10 home skillet, NHOR. Is it garbage to pretend you’re using a toilet seat cover by taking one out and crinkling it a bit with your hands if there’s a coworker in the next stall?

Uncle Smokey

long time shareholder... Is "Dart" the trashiest word? Darts are a pretty trashy game, lawn darts are even worse, you can smoke darts, leaving somewhere and saying " i gotta dart" is trashy as hell, it sounds like a rednecks name and it rhymes with fart, love yas

Kesslerthewrestler

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if your wife uses the phrase “don’t want to blow your load”meaning “To expend one's resources or one's opportunity, especially prematurely” She’s convinced there’s no better way of saying it.

yannis drops acid to open his second eye

$10 reformed bozo, NHOR. i know its garbage but we only have a few working lightbulbs in the house so instead of buying more we just unscrew them and move them when we need light

NothinOnThat

$10 Executive Director. Never had one read. Ever used your freshly removed boxers to give your bedroom a dust before they hit the linen basket?

Hobo Joe

10 dollar sizzli Is it garbage if you had to borrow your 13 year old nephews bicycle to make it to traffic court?

healing waters outreach coordinator

tenured $10 homie how trash is it to be using gorilla tape in replacement of iron-on jean patches these puppies are on their last leg but they got some fight in em

PETER ROBINSON

$10 Ponzi Participant. What’s the trashiest item(s) to have on the back dashboard of your car? Tissue box? Old hats? Stuffed animals? Bobble heads? Basically a removable bumper sticker. Trav hit me!

TommyT2

10 dollar chicken over rice white sauce hot sauce (fuckin inflation) never had one read How many family members do you have to have that have been arrested in New Jersey without living in jersey before your whole family is garbage? My dad got arrested twice for bein drunk on the beach, my cousin got arrested for getting drunk and waking up on a ladies porch, and my brother got arrested for getting drunk and fighting my dad. Fuck jersey go birds

Jessica Byers

Is the garbage to be sent home from your job because you were still drunk from the night before ? It happened to me while working at a daycare.

Disaster Dynamics Media

$10 uncomfortable homie. NHOR AYG if you keep the tags on your DXL suit to return if you don’t get the job? Currently waiting on a virtual interview to start in a full suit without removing the tags just in case. Jammed TF up over here. BUT if I get this position I’ll be upgrading my subscription because I’ll have some of that good good cayyyyyshhhh

St Louis Viagara guy

Youse ever had to hand pump your own water? When I was a kid we lived in central Africa and had to hand pump water into a reservoir tank in the roof. No hot water either.

Electrical goose

10$ Colorado sparky here What’s more garbage playing or pausing your music as you go through the drive thru. I pause it to not inconvenience them but my lady lets it bump and it stresses me out

Johnny Demonic

Is it garbage if you remove the fuse on your car so that you're car no longer had daytime running lights because it's too hard to access the headlights?

Meaty Petey

10 dollar, never had one read. On family vacation, breakfast buffet: I’m not super hungry and my 3 year old eats for 8 bucks. What’s the rules here about how much I can eat without looking like a dirt bag from his plate?

Jake Lamons

10 dollar homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to drive off with the gas pump hose still in your car

Skid marky mark

10 dollar make you holla. Itg to post pics I took with you after an shoe and post on reddit. But forgot you post your weiner on there for people to enjoy. And then delete the photos I took with you guys

WildWeirdoWeldor

Ten dollar homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to take a bluechew before a massage so the masseuse doesn’t think you have a small hog?

Kyle Rego

10 dollar boso here. Virgin never had one read. Gave a buddy a ride home from work a while back, he was planning on paying me for gas money, asked me to not run the AC to save on gas because he was so jammed up.

Steven Dalton

$10 homie FTNHOR What day does it officially become trash behavior to keep driving around with a screw in your tire like you don't see it?

ThiccNKrispy

20 dollar homie, not a question but a recommendation for the bug man. Check out the new film primitive war, it's got vietnam warefare meets killer dinosaurs. The acting can be a bit rough, but a great movie with the boys. Also Kippy ya head big!! Love you guys see you in Brea.

Weston Greene

Long time listener, short term homie, nyc resident, how ya doin. Is it garbage if your buddy got divorced, and remarried a woman with the same first name less than a year later? Ps we’re 25

Kacee S

$10 Kippy Jr. diaper buyer NHOR. Is it garbage to put A-1 on a hot dog? Asking for my wife. Love youse!

JehovahThickness

You ever brag about how fast you have been in a car

Dong Rider

Never had one read $5 investor Is it garbage if my mom used to make us drink white vinegar when misbehaving instead of the bar of soap in the mouth. Needless to say salt and vinegar chips have been ruined since childhood.

Silent Dinner Veteran

Long time listener, recent homie! FTNHOR. Is it trash to have assigned seating in the living room. My brother and I would get in fights if one of us sat in the other persons spot on the couch.

MattM87

$10 homie NHOR are you garbage if your 6 and 4 year old sons announce after dinner they’re ready to go out back for bernie?

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and I've never had one read. Is it garbage to disown a sibling, and her entire side of the family after a FB argument? This was 2020 at the height of BLM. Untighten your sphincters, I ain't getting political, just some context. My older sister is of the opinion that literally every single cop is a murderer, graper, and r@cist, that all deserve to "not be alive anymore." I'm not exaggerating, she LITERALLY thinks that, no exceptions. I disagreed with her public FB post about the subject, she didn't like that... Not. One. Bit. An argument occurs and eventually her nearly 18yo daughter (my niece) jumped in the comments. I won't bore you with a full courtroom transcript. But the straw that broke the camels back was them saying to me that my wife/sons mother (a black woman, I'm white), was right to cheat on me and darn near drive me to "un-alive" myself (I still have issues with that). That I not only deserved it, they said they feel bad for my son (who they know is the only thing that kept me from doing "it," because I didn't want him growing up without a dad like I did). They felt bad for him because he has such a "violent, despicable r@cist for a father," who "hates the color of his skin." This is all because I disagreed with their rather extreme views on police mind you, that's it... So "logically" that must mean I'm basically a Klansman. I told her that she and her family were dead to me after that. She would never see my son Julius or me ever again, and if she dies first I will not be going to her funeral. She won't be welcome at mine, yes it's in my Will lol. I allowed them to use my race, sex and sexual orientation as a means to insult me and delegitimize my opinion over the entire argument; that stuff's whatever to me. But that one crossed a VERY big line. You don't say something like to your little brother who's struggling with "bad thoughts," and trying to piece his fractured life back together. I still haven't spoken to her, or anyone else from her family. F-'em all. Sorry that was a long one fellas. Love youse guys, can always count on y'all to put a smile on a guys face when he's feeling down 👍🏻

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a gravel road to our house surrounded by cow pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat with her .22 rifle after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone.

H8XWYF

Long time listener and a $20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school) - the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower. We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course. Bonus points if you can decipher my username. You think it'd make a good vanity plate? 😂

The Fatador

$10 jabroni, never had one read. Is it garbage if you don’t have a home security system but you buy an ADT sign secondhand and put in your front yard to keep the riff-raff away?

Christopher Steele

Hey Gang, Chris here. 10 dollar Australian homie, NHOR. Is it garbage if you listen to the entire AYG library on spotify in around 6 months and start to pick up a dirtbag Philly accent? I caught myself calling some a Jawn the other day. Also just had a baby girl Kippy, good luck with it all. Love youse, come to Melbourne

DXL District Manager

$10HNHOR - is it garbage to store your zepbound next to the salad dressings in the fridge?

Peter Scherer

Stop cutting off guests at the 1hr mark. It's happened too many times in the last few months where they're on a roll or deep in a story and you interrupt them and shut things down. There's no reason certain episodes can't be like 1:18 vs exactly 56-104 minutes.

AYGwillickers

is it garbage if you ever had a paycheck bounce?

Kay Jay Peterman

How garbage is it to check the receipt after grocery shopping to make sure the store has actually given you all the discounts promised .. like a BOGOF

All The Toast

$10 supporter to the paintball war effort, If you had to take a picture of your kitchen sink right now, how jammed up are you on dishes?

Tom Muscarello

$10 homie checking in. Are you garbage if you order for more than 2 people at the drive thru? I'll give you driver and passenger, but if you got 3 kids in the back or are running the office lunch order, go inside and stop jamming up the line!

wheelsonthebus5678

NHOR! Are you garbage if your high school had drive your tractor to school day? Also bonus points if there were actual fist fights every year about who had the best tractor? One year someone got so mad about his tractor not winning an award that he ripped a sink off the wall in the boys bathroom Shoutout to SLHS near Youngstown, Ohio!!

uncle jove

10 dollar homie NHOR is it garbage that my uncle frankie ( chubby old italian fella sausage fingers ) would at family events put the salt and pepper shakers to the edge of the table then on his next pass around put them in his suit jacket pocket , we all could see him doing it but instead of saying something we just never went back to the venues

Hello my name is TINY

20 dollar share holder, still haven't had one read. How much change is TOO much change to be saving? I currently have over 58lbs of change in a giant piggy bank. No Penny's, only silver stuff and gold dollars. BONUS QUESTION, is it garbage to cash it in before the bank is full? I dont need the money I'm asking for a friend. Thanks for the bagillion hours of bonus of content boys.

exfoley8er

$10 homie NHOR- youse remember the smell of a screen door?

NickG

$10 bozo-NHOR. Is it garbage to crash a forklift before you crash your first car?? It was a stand-up jawn and I was 15… Edit: it’s been like 5 cars/trucks, one being a flat bed…

Phony Robbins

Had one read before, swinging for two! Is it garbage to wear a shirt that I won in a pull-up contest 10 years ago and every time I wear it I mention that I won it in a pull-up contest…

Kung Fu Lou

$10 lumina mechanic NHOR, is it garbage that your parents used actual shot glasses to give you medicine instead of the plastic cups that came with the medicine? Then told you “here have a chaser” and gave you a Gatorade

BofaDeezNutz

Is it garbage to post pictures of your food?

AYGwillickers

is it garbage if the local vape shop closed down and youre pretty sure its because it opened across the street from a graveyard?

Gluey Decimal

NHOR - Is it garbage to pick up food and bring it with you into the car through the driver's side door? Alternatively, it seems much classier to walk to the passenger side with your food, open the door and place your food onto the passanger seat before walking back around to the drivers seat. Love you boyz

D-Bo0844

Hey guys $10 bozo NHOR, are you garbage if you run out of money playing house poker with your friends and the guy who is hosting says you can go find any lose change to buy back in. And then proceed to go find 20 dollars worth of change from his drawers. We were 17 at the time.

Lou Sassel

$10 day trader here. HOR. Are you garbage if you own an article of clothing like pants or a coat made entirely of Crown Royal bags?

Bert Fucks Dogs

Ever talked with your ass like Ace Ventura ?

Kippy Slip Nippy

$10 homie and 3 year garbage man NHOR, Is it garbage to have duck tape on a kitchen appliance. For context I have a Kippy style house where things keep breaking. The gasket on my fridge keeps falling off so did a quick duck tape repair.

Mrs. AssMan

Yo! $10 broad here….AYG if the local news headline is “district 5 cancels classes after all school buses have catalytic converters stolen.”

H.(pv.) Fully

Ayg if you wear shirts from charity events that you did not participate in, to make yourself seem more charitable? Relay for life, March of dimes, etc. Love all yinz!

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 home slice. Are you garbage if you use Gojo as shower soap?

Paulie Walnuts

Are you garbage if you've ever bought one of those knives they sell at the liquor store or smoke shop? You know the ones that look like a dragon or have flames engraved in them.

C N

$10 homie Is it garbage if I just caught my husband cleaning our shower with the pressure washer.

Jillian B

Are you garbage if your mom would go and buy a weeks worth of McDonald’s hamburgers to keep in the refrigerator? And also gave you coke in a baby bottle as a toddler?

HULK

$10 LI trash here. Is it garbage if for your fiancés birthday she wanted to go to the mall and eat at the food court. We had chick fila, Charley’s cheesesteaks, Chinese food and Indian food. Had bubble guts for a week

GoAheadDickhead

Is it garbage to have multiple beers going at the same time?

Mike

Ever do coke at a baby shower?

Andrew Gameau

Are you garbage if your Mrs says its only $9 when you buy a 10 pack of cokes for $10 because you get 10c back per can

Jake T

Have you or anyone you know ever punch a horse? My uncle was showing us his new horse and it bit him in the neck. He turned around and delivered a swift uppercut.

JoeMaMa

Long time 10$homie hope this isn’t too late, but I’m 25 and I’m making enough $$ to take my mom and family out for her 50th birthday!! Can you guys speak on that first good face throw you guys got to have 🤣🤣🤣ps I’m paying rent on the 5th in September

Buttcheeks McGee

Youse ever stick a potato in someone’s exhaust

Buttcheeks McGee

Ever know a guy named “Ned” or “Red”

TuddyFrutti

Are you garbage if you wish someone would talk about you the way that Foley talks about food?

Gravy Seals

Youse ever sneak a pound of chicken strips, a pound of jojos, and a flask filled with Canadian Club into the movie theater?

RayRae

$10 broad, nh1r. Is it garbage that I lost my virginity on a futon? It was on my 18th birthday - waited til then to keep my 23 year old boyfriend outta trouble. Oh and he was my shift manager at Arby's.

Seymour Weiner

Youse ever eat hamburger helper with no hamburger?

Gravy Seals

Youse ever try penis puppetry to impress your old lady? FWIW, doesn’t work when you’re hard and rolling on Bluechew.

Zach Holzmann

10$ south jersey idiot never had one read- is it garbage to travel over an hour to go to a restaurant that no longer has locations near you? Shout out to bertucci’s off baltimore pike

TrashTrashTraaaash

$10 H, NHOR- are you garbage if you only joined the HOMIES for the real real on Fat Court and the dish on the chicken sandwiches? It's been waaaaaay too long since an episode of Fat Court! Could be a good distraction from all the other shit Hank's got cooking in the kitchen he seems to no longer have access to. The dude is JAMMED up!

Jake

Yo $10 Homie here! NHOR Is it garbage to put a cigarette out in your food? Love youse

Joe Money

10 dolla homie nhwr, when was the last time you listened to Limp Bizkit

KippysUsedKarLot

$10 Hometown(buffet) Gyro NHOR ‘Zit garbage if you cover your stove with aluminum or aluminium to cover the oil splashes so you ain’t gotta clean up after makin bacon ? And you doin whole sheets or the little dollar store jawns that only cover the burner area ?

Zepbound Letdown

$10 homie NHOR.. Is it garbage to refer to an actor by their characters name for a different movie or show? For example .. “Oh yeah, I forgot Lieutenant Dan is in Apollo 13.” Or “Christopher Moltisanti is so young in Goodfellas!”

OGfastfingers

AYG if you got invested in fat court and haven't had an update in 10 months since bug man was 384.4 lbs, NGL was 155, and the flatbread freak was 237.3?!? 🧐🔨 🔨

Evan Kamaryt

10$ homies we need a fat coyrt update on bug man and skinny kippy and a chicken sandwich ep on the impending divorce

FoleysFailedMusicCareer

$10 homie NHOR as a teenager me and my friends used to swoop handles of jack Daniel’s in Walmart by stuffing 3 into a 50 pound resealable dog food bag, we did this 4 times and no one ever suspected a thing, the hardest part was blocking off the dog and cat food isle which happen to be in a blind spot with the cameras, it was the perfect storm

Mikey G

10 dollar home owner association president, never had one read. Is it garbage to brag about your credit score? I was with the boys having a couple hotel beers and I dropped a little 720 number on them. Long story short they did not care.

FartRipper67

$10 hoagie hoarder, never had one read. Are you garbage if you go out of your way to order extra food at a fast food place so you can eat the leftovers the next day?

700Level@TheVet

$10 Philly trash. Never had one read. Are you garbage if to attend all the games of the 2008 Phillies playoff/World Series run you ALLEGEDLY (don’t know the statue of limitations) sold fake tickets to people on Craigslist with barcodes you faked on Photoshop. They were my buddy and I’s real tickets. I’d add a few lines to the barcode and fake some skew number so there was no way to know. This is when you used to print out paper tickets. We’d go to tailgate and meet up with them, say we had something come up for the next game to get cash in hand to cover the real tickets we had for the game and buy us a few beers and dogs. Still not proud of it but you gotta do what you gotta do. Go Phils!

Patty’s Ashtray

10 dolla homie never had one read, is it garbage to have a delayed birth registration? My parents went to enter me into preschool and I didn’t have any form of identification, they claim it was an accident by the hospital. But the older I get, I’m pretty sure they just forgot.

KB_PGH

10 dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a bug zapper on your kitchen counter? My girlfriend is a doctor and lives in a very nice house, but has a neon light bug zapper on her kitchen counter. We’ll be sitting on the couch and just hear “bzzzzzzzt”

FoleysFirstFist

10 dollar board member, NHOR. Is it garbage to pack your heaters before you smoke one? I swear when I was a kid my dad would slap a full pack of cigs against his hand about too-tree hundred times before he would light one up. 😂😂 R.I.P. big man, thanks for the memories

Davis The Door Guy

Are you garbage if you rip your buddies inhaler right before hitting the bong for a bigger hit like a PED for stoners

vinny tampio

$10 homie, have not had one read. Is it garage if your wife's sister is dating her brother. The 2 dating dont have any common parents.

RCC

10$ Homeslice, nhor, ayg if you ate MREs at the school lunch table? My boys dad worked for ice, and the kid got his hands on a bunch of MREs. He didn’t give a fuck either, we lost it every day he busted one out

PoopyChris

$10 shipping and receiving manager. Feels good to have had one read. Is it garbage that I got really good at building bikes growing up because my dad kept stealing them for drug money. Found bikes in the trash around town and would Frankenstein them together.

New Guy Puke

$10 industry bozo. Shoutout foley. Never ever had one read. Is it garbage to have separate checks with a big group in a drive through? I’m talking 8 people? The countless times I’ve been in the back of a car with a bunch of my drunk homies splitting all these checks for $7 each is wild. Shoutout cookout in Boone, North Carolina

Barberaontheblvd

Former street road trash/ 10$ homie. Youse ever tinkle a bit on the lid and just wipe it with your foot (wearing a sock) ?

Buttcheeks McGee

$10 dollar marb light deleter NHOR. Is it garbage to have aunts with male nicknames? I got an aunt Jo, an aunt Tommy, and here’s the kicker an aunt Frankie (Frankie’s real name is Susan)

Fart Master Flex

First time Ellio's pizza burner. Is it garbage if you got so drunk at a Vegas brunch buffet before a trip to the Hoover dam that you ended up being four hours late to meeting your friends then when you got there threw up over the dam and on the outside of the rental car?

CrippledEagle86

$10 future investors for the prince of the boardwalk. Is it garbage to say “hachi machi” 3 times in a mirror and expecting Foley to appear and say OH YEAH!!!!!

Taylor Notso Swift

Is it garbage if your home town was in the geoguesser episode? I got way too excited when started recognizing the landscape. I was one of the Oregon towns, how ya’ doin’?!

Hansi Gruber

Climbing on your roof to smoke cigs as teens. That was a very common thing for dirt bag kids in the burbs, myself included. 😆

The Ice Cream Bandit

$10 towards alimony Is it garbage to pretend you are a producer of a “really big” podcast in an argument with a hotel manager to try and swing things your way?

HULK

$10 LI homie. Are you garbage if you clog a friends toilet at a party and not say anything. Once threw a post buritto deuce and was embarrassed everyone would find out

Aaron

10 Dollar Homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you have missing light fixtures? Growing up there just always seemed to be wires dangling from the ceiling somewhere in the house or a detached smoke alarm.

Alex Miranda

$10 shareholder hear. New to Patreon, never had one read. Is it garbage to work as a pizza delivery guy making slightly above minimum wage, while taking his mortgage payment from one son to afford to pay his other son’s legal fees. The son he takes from is only making like 30 g’s a year and the son’s legal fees he pays is also only 19 years old, multiple DUI’s and a suspended license. If you couldn’t tell, that son is also unemployed. He was fired from Amazon for punching a cop. Asking for a bozo from work.

C-Unit

$10 homie never had one read. Did your family reuse the individual pecan pie tins as ash trays?

FoleysDadsPinkyRing

Central NC homie here - is it garbage to still use those “California scents” air fresheners? Damn things look like a can of cat food. Crack one open after a fresh steamer.

Jesse

Is it trashy or classy to tip the Sheetz cashier 10 beans after cashing me out my $250 scratcher win?

Used Venezuelan Fishing Boats for Sale - Some Assemble Required

$10 homie, NHOR - Whats more garbage, having pictures of UFOs you saw around town while driving on your phone and showing them to people, or sitting at a bar for 2 hours and letting someone show you pictures of UFOs on their phone because you seemed like a “like minded” individual?

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Foley & Fidance: The Borough of Crazy

$20 Flatbread Freakazoid NHOR Is it garbage to keep a full sized trash bag (the big black contractor bags) in the passenger-side floor board? Am I supposed to just empty that tiny car trash can every week? Of course not. Get a full sized jawn in there and throw it out once a month.

Smashing Blumpkins

Is it trashy to use thumbtacks to hang shit on your walls?

Taylor

Are you garbage if you use a coupon on a first date? Love youse!

Your Bald Cousin Vinny

New $10 Homie - so haven’t had one read! Are you trash if your family hung a dish rag on the stove handle that was used for EVERYTHING? Counter tops, drying off a dish, wiping up spills….possibly someones shirt or even mouth!?

Big Buck Hunter

10$ homie still ain’t had one read; are you garbage if Your parents split when you was 17 and made you pay them rent for the house when they both moved out?

Beefaroni Blaster

$10 homie NHOR. Ever crack open a can of spaghettios, or other canned pasta and just eat it from the can? Done that when drinking a bit too much

justifiably bitter

I'd be curious to hear a breakdown of homies by state.

Nolan

$10.69 homie here, never had one read. Youse ever had to mow around a car?

Alexander

Rainforest Cafe?????

Ariola51

@10 homie NHOR got this text from from my girlfriend: “Is it garbage if I found 3 ants in my coffee but still drank it? I got coffee from the shop next to work and 3 ants were floating at the top so I clawed them out but still drank it because it was like $7”

Michael Myers

Is it garbage to meet your father in the county jail after not seeing him since you were 5 years old?

GarbagePatchKid

$10 homie NHOR. AYG if you grab two beers out of the fridge because you plan to drink the first one quick and don't want to grab the second right after your first?

Dustin Redmon

5 dollar scumbag. Are you an ocd fat piece of garbage if you only open a chip bag from the bottom? It’s for sure gonna coat those upper class big chips with more crumbs and seasoning!

BlackHeart28

Hey gang, $10 bugman in training here. Are you garbage if the last thing you texted your brother before he passed was "I gotta say, the best part of going back to work is watching the ladies soccer team walking around the caff in their shorts lol 😎👌🏽" #kingoftheburbs #inbugmanitrust

Conor Lee

10 dolla homie never had one read: Are you garbage if you drive to the West Virginia border so you can bet on college football player props because they don’t allow them in Pennsylvania?

simple_steven

NHOR is it garbage if your dad cooks hamburger helper in the microwave at a motel on family vacation? Also had me “hold the cash” in my suitcase at 10 years old to make sure we had enough to get back home

Justin P

$20 homie here…Is it garbage if your parents only bought new furniture (ie coffee tables/couches) when family came to visit from out of state? From Alaska BTW.

Jon Lock

$10 jerky of the month club member. NHOR - is it garbage if you dry off from the shower using the brown paper towels? I forgot my towel and only realized it after my workout at planet fitness - seemed like the best move.

Rich Hoffmann

TDH NHOR - Is it garbage if you pronounce it "labtop"?

Michael Patterson

Have you boys ever done a whip it out of whip cream can then sucked the flat cream out? Let

Michael Patterson

Have you ever done a whip it out of of whip cream can? Then once it’s all done would you suck the cream out? Lol I would it was a nice treat when you’re all fucked up. P.s my

AYGwillickers

is it garbage that i drink so much diet mountain dew that i think i deserve a sponsorship?

Kelsey Sori

NHOR, $10 bird Is it garbage if your husband blames eating raw meat due to his color blindness? It's almost always chicken and he will eat it until I tell him it's raw

All The Toast

$10 (paying in change) homie, Ever drink so much you throw up and it’s still cold?

Releasethecrackhead

Nhor is it garbage to buy a book read it and return it for the $25 back cuz ur jammed up

DXL Hughley

$10 dingleberry here - anyone else’s dad catch a petty theft charge for tryna switcheroo price tags at Home Depot? My bozo pops got hemmed up with one of my homeboys for trying to ring up a dewalt jigsaw as a $20 tool box

Crunt frucker

Nhor long time listener. You ever spend less than 5 dollars on gas?

Crunt frucker

Also you know anyone named anfernee?

Tyler M

Long time bozo/homie, NHOR. Do you or anyone in your family buckle their seatbelt behind them and sit on it?

C-Eazy

$10 credit card spender here never had one read, how many skulls on the wall makes it trash?

Sofa_king_garbage

Sup bozos looooong time $10 homie. Im a sales rep for liqour distributor. I travel to 3 different cities in 3 days for work. Is it garbage if I wear the same outfit all 3 days. My neighbor probably thinks I dont know how to do laundry

Alex

$10 pay-in-installments aficionado, NHOR. Is it garbage to buy a cheap “fixer-upper” to drive while you fix your car, but the fixer upper ends up breaking down before you can fix your original car. Big oof

Michael Taylor

Sup legion of garbage $5 garbagio here never had one read. Is it garbage to start a side hustle of lawn maintenance and have to give out your cashapp as MikeNasty….. had to change it.

Mr. Bevilaqua

$10 buck chuck here. Is it garbage to take a bite of something, realize it needs some salt, and then sprinkle the salt directly into your mouth?

Dude Martini

Just a garbage guy, never had one read. Are you garbage if you crossed streams with your brother at 10 years

Matteo Pescador

Stop reading fake questions on episodes, guys. The liar about moving light bulbs? GTFOH - they wouldn't be a Patreon member FFS. It's getting old. Those of us who haven't had one read are tired of being passed up for these assholes.

Nolan

What’s up gang, $10.69 homie here, NHOR. Youse ever used a t-shirt or jeans to dry off?

RalphHiggins69

$10 homie, never had one read are you garbage if when your car breaks or you need to do an oil change you pull up to autozone and just work on it in the parking lot sometimes when i don’t know what’s wrong with it i just park in the lot and throw different parts at it then return them when it doesn’t fix the problem. the store doesn’t love it

Releasethecrackhead

Has anyone participated in or witnessed a fight at Waffle House

Brad B

$10 loooonnnngggg time share holder. Is it trashy to be permanently banned from a Walmart or a Waffle house?

The Deelz

$10 garbage pail kid. Is it garbage that your Uncle said he'd only agree to go on an Alaskan cruise with your Aunt so long as he could pay his respects to Captain Phil from the Deadliest catch while they're up there. I'm pretty sure they ended up no were near were he is buried. Side not, shout out to the boys on the F/V Cornelia Marie and the greatest boomer dad show of all time!

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

$10 man on the inside. You ever get self-conscious about how fast your wipers are going when driving in the rain?

99 Jeep Liberty

Is it garbage to know exactly how much you have to drink before a piss test? Two cups of coffee and a Dr. Pepper kicker. Cruise into Concentra about 10:30. Can’t hit the water too hard, gotta be brown liquid for that gold sample.

Newfoundland MICMAC's

are you garbage? if your town garbage dump has provided generational black bears and eagles as a point of interest to drive and see yearly. One bear may be bigger then two follys! lol

FartRipper67

$10 assblaster, never had one read. Are you garbage if you purposely order extra food from a fast food place so you can eat it the next day. I’m talking real fast food, like Burger King or Taco Bell. Shit slaps the next day. See youse in brea!

Fat Iron Building

You got my money. Stop bragging. Piggy backing girls night out but cocktail sauce on hot dogs is the best.

Foley’s Zepbound Plug

$10 homie, never had one read When you get in the shower, do you rinse out your pits and undercarriage before applying soap or do you go straight to the soap?

Basechombs

Next tour name should be the Pursuit of Trashyness

FlyPres

Never had one read! Member since 2021. Is it high class if you listen to all the comedy podcasts but only have Patreon for the boys? Are you garbage Top podcast in the world!

Vend_Me_An_Angel

If you have leftover ice in your cup, will you keep it in the freezer for later?

Tuddy'sCutties

SUPERFAN NHOR, is it garbage to have a swear jar for your seven year old?

Fritz

10 dollar homie Fritz here!! Is it garbage to wear a shirt/jersey with a signature on it??

Stuart J

Yo! 10 dollar homie here NH1R Is it garbage to set up a new pair of work pants the night before? Like put the belt on, wallet in the back pocket, keys in the front left, ready to go for the morning so I don’t gotta do all that first thing? Anyways love y’all! Look forward to these every weekend.

Joshawa Colvin

10 dollar homie here! Is it garbage to save all the soda cans (Coca-Cola) collectively as a family to then take to the scrap yard to pay for items like hot tubs and flat screens?

Vincent Dyer

hey guys $10 homie NH1R Is it garbage when you have a problem at your hotel room, instead of asking to change rooms, you tell the hotel staff you’ll deal with issue yourself if they’ll take some $$ off the bill? I travel a lot as a contractor and have stayed in some of the best shit holes in all of New England and upstate NY. one time, in the dead of winter, the heat unit started putting out smoke from the vent(it was really dusty), I walked to the front desk(room phones were obviously cut) and said I’ll deal with the smoke if they take half off my room for the week. I guess they must not have had any other rooms with working units because they gave it to me lol. Left the shower on with the hot water running whenever I was in the room. Worked like a steamy dream.

BozoBuckets

$10 amoroso and crab cake donor, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a timed scent sprayer in your room? Like they have in offices and such. It’s nice to smell and helps with smells in general

spaceman_spliff

10 buck chuck hair ... Lemme ax you diss are you garbage if - apropos of nuthin - you wax reminiscent about dousing burgers in A1 sauce and cooking them, before moaning aloud and explaining that you're 'trying to get the taste for A1 back'? I mean we all know A1 is corporate dirtbag garbage juice sauce right? It's made from frickin corn syrup! It's death in a bottle kids. Foley please stop.

Not H Foley’s burner account

Yo! 10 dollar shareholder NH1R are you garbage if you thought that every dad in the world went to a bar every day from 4-7:15 until you were 20 years old and asked your girlfriend why her dad is still home after 4pm?

Nick Davies

Hey £10 homie(from Wales), when the disability check clears in time to pay it! NH1R Are you garbage if you listen to AYG so much that your 6 year old suggests you dress like Uncle Hank for Halloween?

YousGotMy$5

Please get Greg Warren on? Just listened to episode of Mike Vecchione from 10/15/20 & he says you should have him on. Greg would be hilarious on AYG.

TheSleptKing217

$10 bozo here; first time long time. Is it garbage to refer to the cost of something up for sale as the “divorce price”. A friend of my wife’s grandfather sent him a picture of a vintage car he saw for sale in some guy’s driveway and the listed price seemed a little too good to be true. My wife’s grandfather replied, “something’s gotta be wrong with it” and his friend goes “yea or maybe that’s the divorce price”. Insinuating this guy was in a jam due a divorce and needed to get as liiiiquiidd as possible !! Love youse guys!!

Jack Van Sant

Do you know every word to Will Smiths Miami?

Ray Greeko

Not a question cause I’m 0 for 1000 but here’s a recommendation for a themed episode, the Bozozs guide for a night of comedy in nyc, run the homies thru a nice way to see a bunch of decent shows at good clubs and possible bites to eat while moving between locations, transportation, what to do and what not to do, a couple 2 tree bars to pop into. Some places to see and avoid. Homies like this one or repost it so the guys see it, I think it would be a really good ep

Skary Gary

Yo 5 buck chump here. How trash is it to put a piece of tape on your heater because it's the last one you got?

YousGotMy$5

$5 Cheapy Are You Garbage if you tried to buy every Bear Whiz Beer t-shirt at every truck stop, during a road trip from South Bend, IN to Orlando?

Jordan Perna

$10 homie NEVER HAD ONE READ, Is it Garbage to get stepped on your face by a dairy cow when you were 8 years old and instead of an ice pack your mom gave you a Cold 2 Liter of Sam’s Cola to stop the pain.

Abbie Nelson

$20 bozette here…. NHOR…. Are you garbage if you use an old briefcase as a tool box? My grandfather has all of his tools in a closet in a briefcase he used when he was a door to door salesman selling urns to people 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Henry’s Coffee Table

$10 Cheapass…Never had a red one…are you garbage if you’re a 23 year old man who just learned how to blow bubbles with gum, shitty bubbles mind you, but still get super exited about it?

harbinger of cum

First time long time never had one read. Is it garbage to get compleatly naked to shit in public. Buddy of mine does this at his grocery store job. He is not a small fella

Salmon-Trout

$10 Dickhead here… are you garbage if you grease the hotel valet guy 10 bucks for bringing the car and the other guy just standing there next to him $5 because you feel bad for only giving one guy cash? then ask about the guy working last night bc payday hadn’t hit yet and you were jammed up?

Mall ninja jake

Nhor are you garbage if you rinse your hands off in the rain while driving?

Adam Fries

$10 homie here. Is it garbage that growing up we all brushed our teeth in the kitchen? I never knew why but I think it’s because my dad brushed his teeth in there because it was closer to the pull-out sofa where he slept.

Micro processers frank

Here’s the thing kippy best podcast hands down but I don’t always listen to podcasts sometimes I listen to music and that could be a fat somebody singing about her eyes. Think about it kippy the fat man has a gift that keeps on giving

Ping

$10 homie here. Is it garbage if a little kid almost hits you with a ball in mini golf and you tell him he’s supposed to yell fore?

99 Jeep Liberty

Is it garbage to bring several extra chairs and blankets to the beach and set up 3-4 “spots” so no one will be next to you?

Deep Fried Foley

10 buck slut, NHOR, is it garbage if you use your boxers in the middle of the night to blow your nose because you’re too lazy to get out bed? They could be used to clean up other messes too…

Uncle Duck

FTLT, NHOR, 6”2 255, is it garbage that while waiting to go see Sam Morril at the comedy club, you get the pains that come in pairs and have to rent a hotel room to drop the kids off at the pool?

John D

$10 homie, ftlt are you garbage if you watch YouTube on the browser in your phone Instead of the YouTube app

Chester Ruger

Nhor 10$ foleycoin holder. Is it garbage if both your mother and father were “garbage men” and we lived on the property of the garbage company while growing up?

FatStix815

FTLT Is it garbage to park your car in the driveway sideways so it can’t be repo’d ?

Foley Asks Everything Twice

$10/hr shrimp flipper at Hachi Machi Hibachi nhor. Is it garbage if you had a personal vendetta against rodents in your walls? Growing up my bedroom was in an older wing that we added onto with a doublewide, and things could get behind the wallboard in places. There was about a 2 week period when a rat would run laps past my head in the walls all night and keep me awake. Finally caught the little creep in a live trap, hauled it out on the lawn and pissed all over it. Left it shivering there until the morning and then shot it with my .22

Brenna

$10 dumb broad nhor Is it garbage if the reception after your cousins funeral was next to a strip club…. Is it even more garbage that it was the same strip club I worked at a couple years before that. Only a few cousins knew at the time but I caught some side eyes after the drinks started flowing. Rip Jay!

AJ Del Masto

$10 homie multiple read. AYG if you can’t afford a house so you get a seasonal camp ground instead ?!?!

Dixon Tweenerlegs

Long time homie, never had one read Are you garbage if instead of just doing the dishes you organize them nicer in the sink

Kippy's Bitchass Kidney

Hey buddies $10 Alabama homie, are ya garbage if you met your uncle for the first time at the age of 9 in a Captain D's?

Joe

Never had one read..are you garbage if you take pics of really expensive cuts of meat at the store? For example I was at Costco and came across some Japanese waygu steaks going for $300 bucks, I sent pics to about 30 people might’ve even had it as my snap chat story.

SamWhiskey

Ain’t never been air out publicly But youse all say second with an O and D Or secent with an E/T This is my secent time tryin

Mitch

Hey guys, 10 dollar homie. Is it garbage to bring a football on your European honeymoon? Currently sitting on the beach with my wife and we’re looking for other people interested in tossing the pigskin. Not too many takers

Basil Theologus

New Guy Lucifer New $10 homie here…..never had one read. Had some leftovers this morning including a big helping of grilled asparagus. Thought nothing of it until I was on a plane several hours later and had to relieve myself. I’m sure the last few rows of that plane were cursing me as I headed back to my seat.

I feel all fidgety and warm

10$HFTLTNHOR AYG if you put off re subscribing to Patreon for about 6 months because their billing cycle is the 1st of the month but you dont get paid till the 14th so would end up paying for the month but only getting 2 weeks which don't sit right.. Just bit the bullet on the 7th and realise they changed it so your month starts from when you sign up lol lets gooooooooooooooo. AYG if you slice cheese slices into strips so you can space them out and make 4 cheeseburgers out of 2 cheese slices.

Jacob Duncan

Hey y’all, brand new 10 dollar donator, long time listener. Are you garbage if you saw your mom hit your dad with her car? Context, my parents were coke heads growing up, my mom was trying to run off to buy more coke, dad was trying to stop her and she clipped HARD. He went down in the street and I ran back inside to hide all the home phones so he couldn’t call the cops on her. (PS they got clean years later and have been happily married for almost 30 years)

Jacob Duncan

Hey y’all, 10 dollar homie. Are you garbage if you got an assault charge on your fourteenth birthday and snuck out of school to go on a weekend trip to a NASCAR race hoping your parents wouldn’t find out. (PS they did and the cops were not happy about me “fleeing”)

Dubie Dobrik

I just gotta say you brushed by foleys eating out of the garbage wayyyyy to quick. You shoulda killed him on that. But I’ll agree with the bug man on the second/secants statement

Catplark

I used credit card points for a $50 DoorDash e gift card. It’s been two weeks and I haven’t received it yet. The confirmation says it can take up to two weeks, and has a number to call if it doesn’t arrive. Is it garbage to call customer service and ask where my free DoorDash gift card is?

Mark

First time never had one read - is it garbage if you buy a car with a broken gas gauge and you have to reset your odometer every time you fill up to gauge your fuel level

Sundown

First time never had one read- is it garbage to have the previous families' hand print in the sidewalk in front of your house? We don't have a dog named rocky either.

Brycen Haggard

First time never had one read - is it garbage if your grandmother told your uncle he was born in 1934 and named Ronald so people didn’t know he was actually born the year before and originally named Donald and that he had a different dad?

Lukey Patookey

Not really a question but get Derrick Stroup in Tuddys with the boys ASAP!