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Weekly Discussion Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-02 15:14:54
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2026-06

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support! Love youse!

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ChiefinHeaters-In-WifeBeaters

$120 annual donation to Uncle Hank's Hoagie Habit Same question, never read. Is it Garbage to use Cigarette Butts as earplugs? Growing up my family had a habit of forgetting earplugs for us kids for loud events or activities (Monster truck rallies, Drag Racing, tractor Pulls, Fireworks, gun range) Nothing like my parents fogging a couple down to provide us kids a pair of Marlboro 100 or Winston Red Filters to block out those decibels. Be surprised how well they worked. Lol

Barry

$10 Homie NHOR AYG if your dad’s little league team was sponsored by the local Alcoholics Anonymous

Tuddy'sTiddieMeats

$10 homie; never had one read. At what point is it garbage to keep calling it the “new addition” several years after its been competed?

cleveland depression

10$ fat fiend are you garbage if you quit your job to start your own business bc two fat guys on stage told you to do so? shoutout to the boys follow @theclecleaner on IG

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie. Had 1 read. Have you ever been sentenced to community service?

Amber Cramby

First time long time. Gonna save my question for the show at The Met! Hope y’all call on me. It’s a good ass question 😂

Ian McCaskill

$10HNHOR - Ever have a piece of furniture that's permanently wet? I picked up a damp couch off the side of the road and it stayed wet for a year until I threw it out

Fat Court Juror #4

You ever been so broke that you smoked the butts outside the bar or in an ash tray at a party?

Benny B cups

Are you garbage if when at a public urinal, you fart then say “sometimes when it rains, there’s thunder”

Patrick Moore

Long time, first time. When’s the last time you or someone you know said “liquor before beer in the clear, beer before liquor never sicker?!’ I heard it this weekend at a bar watching college football Patrick

Rob Iapicca

Sup boys, $10 homie.. not a question, but youse ever realize Foley looks like the lead singer from Bowling For Soup?

Seal Team 46 Waist

$10 homie, never had one read - is it garbage for your family to collect Hess trucks with hopes of them being worth something one day?

Charles G Roadie

$10HNH1R Is it garbage to do push ups/dips/workouts on the turnstile rails while waiting in a line? Seems like a good place to get some reps in!

James farley

$10 homie here, never had one read, is it garbage if your cousin is a sissy about field dressing a buck and he smokes two cigs to use the butts to plug his nose so he can’t smell it. He was gagging before he put those in😂

Joey Joestar

Never had one read, is it garbage to only poop at work because there is a bidet attachment? It's been months of exclusively bidet. It hurts to wipe now.

Mikey.Bontade

$10 dollar garbage pail homie, never had one rattled off. Is it garbage to say “it is what it is…” at a funeral or memorial service. I seem to say it at everything nowadays.

Kyle L

$10 longtime homie. Same post, different thread. Big fan of the show, it's the best always has been. However, I have a bit of an observation. The Big Man shows real passion for food. Obviously, since there's a bit of a weight issue involved, that passion has been hindered. I think the passion should not only be embraced, but possibly even monetized. There was a Tim Dillon patreon episode the boys did. Foley and Tim essentially spent the entire time talking about food. It was incredible. My wife and I listen to it every time we take a road trip. We must've listened to it about 15 times. This is where the Bug Man shines. I'd pay for an entirely separate podcast where Foley has guests on to discuss food. The way he speaks about food, he's a goddamn savant! Food shows have a massive audience. For the love of God, at least do a food episode!

Ashlee

Is it garbage if you have to wear two different shoes to court? (hell hound destroyed every other pair)

Phil A

Kippy mentioned brushing his teeth in the powder room, ill raise you one: Are you garbage if you brushed your teeth in the kitchen as a kid? The whole fam Kept our tooth brushes on the shelf above the kitchen sink. Right next to the salt and pepper Right below where my parents kept their extra smokes How ya doin

Jewbacca

$5 homie never had one read. Is it garage if your dad named you after Trey anastasio from phish. P.S. first time we smoked weed together was at a phish show haven’t stopped since lol.

PeanutbutterandJimmy

TDH,NHOR. Is it garbage to wear a shirt with an autograph on it? Weather it be a musician, a race car driver or the bug man on a "ten dollar homie" shirt

Pasta For Gay Guys

$10 undercover hermano. NHOR, AYG if you done sneak alcohol onto a flight? I was at the airport this weekend and I saw a lady pour two drinks into her water bottle.

Patty’s Ashtray

10 dolla homie, first time long time Is it Garbage to have a Delayed Birth Registration? My parents claim it was a mistake by the hospital that they never gave the information to finish my birth certificate but after 35 years of watching them I think they just plain forgot. Love youse!

A-Dog Stormrider

$10 wood-fired pizza pie enthusiast. NHOR Is it garbage to have Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi on the wedding reception Playlist?

H8XWYF

Long time listener and a $20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school) - the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower yes I worked on the flight deck, no big deal...). We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of each one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course. Bonus points if you can decipher my username. You think it'd make a good vanity plate? 😂

Alyx Villalobos

10 dollar shareholder here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if when you go grocery shopping your first stop is to the deli counter to order a bag of chicken tendies to munch on while you shop?

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and I've never had one read. Is it garbage to disown a sibling, and her entire side of the family after a FB argument? This was 2020 at the height of BLM. Untighten your sphincters, I ain't getting political, just some context. My older sister is of the opinion that literally every single cop is a murderer, graper, and r@cist, that all deserve to "not be alive anymore." I'm not exaggerating, she LITERALLY thinks that, no exceptions. I disagreed with her public FB post about the subject, she didn't like that... Not. One. Bit. An argument occurs and eventually her nearly 18yo daughter (my niece) jumped in the comments. I won't bore you with a full courtroom transcript. But the straw that broke the camels back was them saying to me that my wife/sons mother (a black woman, I'm white), was right to cheat on me and darn near drive me to "un-alive" myself (I still have issues with that). That I not only deserved it, they said they feel bad for my son (who they know is the only thing that kept me from doing "it," because I didn't want him growing up without a dad like I did). They felt bad for him because he has such a "violent, despicable r@cist for a father," who "hates the color of his skin." This is all because I disagreed with their rather extreme views on police mind you, that's it... So "logically" that must mean I'm basically a Klansman. I told her that she and her family were dead to me after that. She would never see my son Julius or me ever again, and if she dies first I will not be going to her funeral. She won't be welcome at mine, yes it's in my Will lol. I allowed them to use my race, sex and sexual orientation as a means to insult me and delegitimize my opinion over the entire argument; that stuff's whatever to me. But that one crossed a VERY big line. You don't say something like to your little brother who's struggling with "bad thoughts," and trying to piece his fractured life back together. I still haven't spoken to her, or anyone else from her family. F-'em all. Sorry that was a long one fellas. Love youse guys, can always count on y'all to put a smile on a guys face when he's feeling down 👍🏻

Meatball Shorty

Growing up did you put cut up hot dogs in either mac and cheese or spaghetti-o’s?

Lawrence Serrano

$10 homie NEVER had one read, is it garbage that i shared a room and one queen sized bed with my mom and sister until i was 16, WE WERE JAMMED UPPPPP

Thaddeus Cannon

10 dollar homie never had one read Is it garbage if while battling Xfinity on the phone to refer to the $220 they owe you as "a quarter of a thousand dollars?" also said they're taking food out of my family's mouth and that refers to my fiance and our kitty cat! Love youse

Road Beers

Is it garbage to put an ice cube in your mouth and take a swig of soda? I want the ice but don’t want to dilute my product.

RoyEMunson

Ever used your drill to mix anything?

Jerald Davison

$10 Board Member- Growing up did your mother judge your friends by who their favorite nascar driver? Momma loved Mark Martin and she'd let you know. Thanks boys!

Darren G

First time long time investor. Are you garbage if you find yourself defending Foley in the Reddit thread more than once? He just needs the winter then he’ll be straight.

AstoriaBagels

10DHNHOR is it garbage if you listened to the entire podcast in reverse order so Foley gets skinner but says he is getting fatter, Kippy’s hair grows in and the boys get much less successful over time?

Sicken Chandwiches

Is it garbage for your dad to bury your dog in the backyard? Then to have someone from your town show up and say you have to pay a $150 autopsy fee. Only for your dad to say “if you want him so bad, you can dig him up?”

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a gravel road to our house surrounded by cow pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat with her .22 rifle after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone.

Transgirlfriendhasabiggerpiece

20 dollar homie Never had one read , ayg if the cheap hotel your staying at you see a family at the pool using the emergency lifesaving floatie as their kids floatie for fun

Alexis Felix

12,000 pennies share holder here! Never had one read on the air. IIGW (is it garbage when?) you get home after a long day at work and you have a shower beer? I like to come home, grab a SCREAMING Meanie out the fridge and i’ll take it into the bathroom with me where I will drop my load. THEN, I get undressed and hop in the shower. I don’t crack the beer open until I am inside the shower. I wrap the beer in my towel to protect it from any floating dookie particles in the air. I also crack open the window to create a draft and release some of the said particles.

Foley's_Goodfellows_Briefs

$10 Swim Trunks Tailor. NHOR. Is it garbage if you set your relationship status on Facebook to "divorced?"

Nick Farino

Hey gang, $10 shareholder. You ever buy something from a store just so you can use the bathroom.

Gleep Glorps Drunk Uncle Jenkins

$10 Professional Parent Disappointer here. First time listener, long time caller…..TRAV HIT ME! Is it garbage to have themed dinner on the anniversary of tragic accident? My uncle lost 4 and a half fingers in a machining accident working for NASA back in the late 80s. This is back before OSHA gave a damn. Anyhoo Every year on the anniversary, My aunt serves a huge spread of finger foods. We’re talking little weenies, cucumber sandwiches, veggies sticks.. the works. (With a side of ketchup for the blood obviously) and for dessert was donut sticks. P.S.- he has a couple of fake fingers that he only wears to weddings and funerals and he will put it in the brides food on her plate to freak her out. He’ll also turn it around to scare the kiddos. People think we’re screwballs…. You guys are trash and my favorite pod! Love youse!

Henry halkias

Never had one read. Are you garbage if you offer services for your buddies at a cookout to avoid bringing food. Example, for Labor Day, instead of bringing a dish, I cleaned my buddies wife’s rims and windows on her car. Saved me a dish and got fed for basically free

Marcus Brooks

10 dollar bloody woods 2 invester Youz ever piss in a bottle sitting off the side of your bed cuz you too lazy to get up. P.S left said bottle in room for dayz

james

Did I marry a garbage lady? She hit me with this story while out to lunch at Olive Garden. My wife’s mother and father divorced once and got remarried. They had the 2nd marriage reception at that Olive Garden and her mother wore a leather skirt for the ceremony/reception. Thanks love youse bozos!

Joe M

$10 pack of Marbs AYG if most of your tools have come from side of 95? Found a dewalt battery last week in the breakdown lane pulled right over to grab it don’t have a drill but one day I’ll find one! PS butter goes in a butter bell look it up!

Tom Muscarello

$10 homie checking in, youse ever eaten pigs in a blanket in a non potluck / family gathering situation? Makes a hell of a cheap meal for the fam! Love youse!

Amber Crambie & Finch

$10 hoagie. NHOR. this one’s for all the back of the house bozos and chef boy R kippy’s. Is it garbage to put mashed potatoes in your eggs? hear me out, I had leftover steak n mashed potatoes from din din. Whipped that up with some scrambies and made killer breakfast burritos the next morning. Fluffier than I expected. 8/10 would do again.

Mary

$10 homie FTLT is it garbage to time out your to go orders and have a designated spot where you place the order to make sure it's freshest. For example, if I'm getting a BEC on the go, I hit "place order" while I'm in the round about (2.5 miles from Dunkin), they put the BEC out JUST before I arrive and it's piping hot.

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 son of a bozo, I learned last night that my dad reuses tea bags 2 or 3 times after the initial use 🤦🏻‍♂️

The-O.Ghee-Homie

First time long time - Is it garbage if you borrow money from your boss to pay for AYG? Got jammed up but no way I was gonna miss Saturday morning with the boys!

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage to know how long you’ve had a lightbulb for? My husband bragged for years about how long the living room light bulb lasted and it was a sad day when it finally went out

Coochie Mane

Is it garbage that your car in highschool had no bumper so you mounted a piece of a log to the front of your car as a bumper. Bonus at the holidays me and my brother would wrap it in Christmas lights

Scooter Mcgerbies

10 dollar home dawg, is it garbage to intentionally leave out food at night to challenge food poisoning the next day. I think it’s made me stronger since I’ve never had food poisoning

Mason

Multiple time 10$ homie. Is it garbage to use all you pto when for the time you’re planning on putting in your two week notice? Have a put the pto first so they don’t dismiss before 2 weeks.

G-Moola

$10 homebody homie here - is it garbage if your going to Philly with your girls family. And you make it known that we must stop at WaWa.

junk_draw

$10homieneverhadoneread - Not sure how to phrase this as a question, but, the Block of Cheese in the fridge: At night, ever stand at the open door of the fridge with a knife, lopping off pieces from the cheese block? No crackers, no sitting, no plate, no lights on. Bonus points if you slice right through the cheese packaging every cut, instead of unwrapping the thing like a human being. And then the next day the bird gets mad cause it was meant for a salad.

CloudPal

20 dollar homie never had one read How long is too long until it is considered complete garbage to ride around on a spare tire, I’m coming up on a week but IM JAMMED UP! Also if the homies don’t know make sure to put you’re emergency brake on while changing the tire, was loosening my tire and my car started to roll back and a homeless guy across the street ran over and threw open my car door and pulled the emergency brake for me, just a dumb broad trying my best out here. Love youuss

Thomas Parker

$10 long time homie, never had one read, are you garbage if you buy the combo condiments (mayochup: mayo and ketchup) cause you’re too lazy to mix the two individually?

HULK

$10 LI trash here. Is it garbage to keep rescheduling your dentist appointment because you think the dentist is scamming you. Haven’t had a cavity in 26 years all of a sudden I see a new doctor and I have 4. Math isn’t adding up.

Gilbert Marquez

Are you garbage if you go to the office on the weekends to nap in the AC during a heat wave when no one else is there?

HoagieHammock609

$10 hoagie, never had one read. Is it garbage for you mom to cook a full ham in August, and then call you to ask if you want to have some of leftovers, including the ham bone? Just ham no sides or nothin

Zynnester Gates

$10 hoagie never had one read… AYG if you spit a spent zyn (6 milli peppymint) into the dog’s poop bag before tyin’ ‘er up and huckin’ it into the trash can?

I saw kippy crip walk in Tampa

$20 fiscally irresponsible homie, NHOR is it garbage to lie to your friends about what’s for dinner? My family loved goulash but growing up I couldn’t tell my boys I was having goulash for dinner or I’d get laughed out of town

TJ

New 10$ NHOR - Is it garbage if you run out of gas more than once in a day trying to save money for heaters and beer later?

Tyler B

$10 homie , never had one read. Is it garbage to have a bong signed by Doug Benson on display in your office among things from around the world?

Hobo Joe

$10 homie never had one read Is it garbage to write a fan fiction comic book of the AYG guys and their a gay married couple raising Luke as their own baby, cat daddy and pizza squirrel live across the hall, diesel is the door man, Ian is the crazy homeless man who lives out by the dumpster and Big Jay is the super.

Lance

$15 Canadian dirtbag, is it garbage if you and your lady’s friends get mad at you for telling them you won’t go on vacation with them again because they fight too much?

Alex

$5 homie never had one read: AYG: have you ever gone out with the cigarette smokers at your job to hit your vape?

Squid the Kid

$10 Homie since ‘22! AYG if you have a squeaking noise coming from your car so you hit your brakes a little harder hoping that will stop the noise? … It did not

shmungus bungus

$10 New Money Homie NHOR. Is it garbage if me and my dad took a 16 hour drive to Death Valley to clear out the garage of a hoarder relative of ours. Then load up a trailer with the loot and take it all the way back to Montana. PS the relative was alive and well, he just couldn't be bothered to clean his shit out when he sold his house.

DuraflameDemon

10 Dollar Door Gunner never had one read! Are you garbage if you use Ajax dish detergent as hand soap. I can’t wash my dishes with hand soap and I don’t wanna buy two soaps. Plus the Ajax last way longer because it’s so much stronger. Love youse!

Screamin Cold Heater

$10 parking ticky: is it garbage if your parents fancy up boxed food and call it their own recipe? When I was a kid my old man would make us Kraft Mac and Cheese but use 2 extra tablespoons of butter, heavy cream instead of milk, a dollop of cream cheese, and garnish it with a sprig of parsley. He called it his own.

Pat Buckles

10 dollar hoagie here, what’s more garbage, a “T-Top” or a “Rag Top”?

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 Wawa BLT Hoagie with Ranch and Old Bay Never had one read Have you or anyone in your family ever worn sweatpants or basketball shorts to church?

Mia

$10 share holder, never had one read - is it garbage to start smoking Marlboro black 100s as your first cigarette of choice when you first turned 18? imagine a fresh faced 18 year old girl walking into the corner store and asking for a pack of Marlboro black 100s and $5 on pump 2…. anyway i quit 3 years ago and never looked back, love youse!!

Kj

$10 Rhode Island trash never had one read is it garbage for your uncle who is a life long nonviolent for the most part criminal to tell your grandmother his mother that hes in jail for pissing in a parking lot when in reality it was for felony B&E of a home

Seymour Weiner

$10 home skillet NHOR. AYG if you've ever had a portable Bluetooth speaker in your car because the radio didn't work?

Jugs N Ammo LLC

$10 Foleyville resident NHOR, yous ever tug it to women's tennis on tv?

errocc

Imagine this: It’s midnight and you’re at a red light in an intersection. How long do you wait until you run it? 5min-10min etc

Nicky No Socks

$10 homie + overdraft fees, How many times can you wash a red solo cup before it’s out out of commission. For context my parents keep a small stack in the cabinet and probably only chuck them once they start cracking.

Ron sevenz

10 dolla brick flipper! Is it garbage to say VHS player instead of VCR?

Gravy Seals

Hey fellas, $10 garbage connoisseur NHOR. Are you garbage if you have a public trash can commemorated to a family member who has passed? To provide details; I’m going on my run this morning, and I pass a trash can that says, “In Loving Memory” of so and so.

Tubby19

$10 tuddy lover, never had one read. Are you garbage if you mom wrote a check for groceries a couple days before pay day hoping it wouldn’t clear the bank until after she got paid?

Jamie’s burner account

$10 homie, NHOR, have you ever had to get a tooth pulled at a dental school because you had no money? P.s It took them almost 3 hours to extract and the teacher had to intervene because they kept accidentally stabbing my gums and the numbing meds were wearing off

C N

$10 homie Is it garbage to think your animal has a favorite movie? Whenever I leave the house I put on Top Gun for my cat.

JACK Cellemfohrless

10$ hoooomie. Used to get grounded from my dad for using his toenail clippers as jet skis for my GI joes. He would find em in the yard all rusted or run over them with the push mower

Bluewater _

Are you trash if you’re an adult and somehow still have broken bedroom closet doors that don’t work properly ( missing door(s) , broken track for door etc. ). From childhood home to my home now. Always broken…

Nick Illig

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to use the same bowl all day for multiple meals to save on dishes? I call it the "evening bowl" to make it sound classy

Upper Bucks Garbaggio

$10 homie - NHOR - Is it garbage that your definition of “making it” is paying for parking at events instead of driving for hours around the venue/ event to find free parking? Just went to the Great Allentown Fair and felt like a king because we could afford the $15 to park at the fairgrounds instead of parking at the cemetery and walking to the entrance.

ThiccNKrispy

20 homie have not had one read. Are you garbage if you go to a chick flick with the bird and have an earbud on the opposite side listening to old episodes of fat court? 🤣

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 homie. Not bad one read. Are you garbage if one of your favorite things to eat is a sandwich of mayo and American cheese on white bread?

Lama53

Tuddie’s Best Friend $10 homie never had one read . Is it garbage if your mom worked at McDonalds and brought home all the expired food for us to eat?

FatStix815

FTLT Is it garbage to park your car in the driveway sideways so it can’t be repo’d ?

Tazman89

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage or just badass if I used to work at KFC and invite my dirtbag cousins to get drunk in the store after hours, I was the assistant manager. After we were done drinking I would make food for us and grub out before heading out.

Big Dee

$10 Homie NHOR is it garbage to yell at the kids to go play on the freeway? When we were kids if we every told our parents that we were bored they would yell at us " well go play on the freeway if you're bored"

Pauly Walnuts

Is it garbage to not only sell clams at a carnival but to come to said carnival with take out containers just for clams? There was a carnival in Bucks County and they had the typical fair food you would get but there was a massive line of people waiting for clams while watching a bunch of kids on the gravittron. Most of those people in line had take out containers and weren’t even there for the carnival

Big Baked Ziti

$10 OG Homie here, 3 questions read if you check the tapes. You ever have your hands full and have to get your keys/phone out of the opposite front pocket? Right hand ain't designed to go into that left front pocket.

Dr. Anita Heater

5$ Bozo never had one read (liquidated all my stocks for that), not a garbage question but a garbage preference here is welcome. What is the best beer to pair up with wings? For me, its a SCREAMING cold LaBatt Blue in a bottle. ( I am an American so i will slam 24 bud heavies when needed)

FUZZY TRAIN

$10 investor NHOR Is it garbage to refer to yourself as a native of a state that you only spent a third of your life in? I keep telling people I’m a Colorado native even though I only lived there 10 years and have been in VA for 25 years. I’ll say stuff like, “Oh you think this is cold? Back in Colorado…”. I think people are starting to get annoyed.

Julia

$10 homie, is it garbage to glue together a completed jigsaw puzzle and hang it up?

blubbit

$10 investor NHOR Is it garbage to call chow mein noodles "crunchy noodles"? My parents say this and I feel it's in the same ball park as hamburger meat. Also a goog search tells me they are not even actual chow mein noodles but are called mein gon and originated in America, so this entire food item sounds garbage.

Uncle Duff

10$ undercover brotha nhor. Is it garbage if you see somebody clearly get a concussion and just wave it off with “he’ll be fine he just got his bell rung” ?

Lou Sassel

$10 crowd funder here. HORSF. Are you garbage if you give your kids NyQuil or Benadryl on a long road trip just to get a little quiet time?

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

Long time $10 dirt bag. Is it garbage if your grandmas first response when seeing an old coworker for the first time in a long time is to take her shoe off and show them where she’s lost a toe to THE diabetes. She did this in the middle of a Walmart when I took her to get her medicine.

Milk with Dinner

$10 Foley Big Man Army! NHOR: Is it garbage if the only Spanish word you understand the Hispanic workers say is “Basura”? Once I hear it then I repeat it like Kippy.

UpstatePak

$10 Shareholder-Never Had One Read. Is it garbage to leave the shower curtain open after a shower? My wife constantly does it and it just feels trashy to me, thoughts?

Nick Vogel

$10 homie NHOR: Are you garbage if you go to your friend's wedding and sleep in your RV in the hotel parking lot instead of paying for a night in the room block? I saved $200 and still got to ride the shuttle back from the reception after getting all banged up

Sean... I've told you too much already

$10 home never had one read. Is it garbage to tell your wife you need to call a plumber to fix a leak? Even if it is a simple fix and you know you can fix it. I knew my friend was going to be the plumber to do the job and just wanted an excuse to day drink.

Chris Medeiros

$10 Homie- is it garbage to have a freezer in your basement just for game meat. My folks also kept important documents in there too.

One of the Lone Rangers

Texas 10-spotter FTLT NHOR Is it garbage if your small hometown is named after a larger city in another state? Shoutout Atlanta, TX, baby!

Kaptain Kardboard

You’s ever pulled the garbage cans up to the house with your hand out the car window? Literal garbage behavior

The Fatador

$10 jabroni, never had one read. Is it garbage if you don’t have a home security system but you buy an ADT sign secondhand and put in your front yard to keep the riff-raff away?

Cam Cotham

NH1R $10 NEW DADDIO (shoutout to ya, Kippy- congrats!) Is it garbage to throw your baby's diaper (poop or no poop) into an establishment's trash can when you're out? Lets say the bathroom trash is jammed up, or there's no bathroom and you changed them on a bench or something outside said establishment (or inside if you're a fucking psycho- hit me, Trav!) I ain't gonna carry it around like a doggie poop bag, and I'll probably forget it in the car when I get home. Love youse - go birds!

showmethemtuddies

$10 homie never had one read - is it garbage to yell “RUN FORREST RUN” when driving your car past someone going for a jog?

BugManMovieRightsOwner

First time long time. Is it garbage to go around telling your friends a certain movie is "a real panty dropper" (Unfaithful. Trust me)

Blue Moon Bozo

$10 dollar homie never had one read is it garbage to lose your lighter so instead you use zippo fuel and paper to light it up

Ben Dover

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad called you into the bathroom as a kid to watch him pull out his own tooth (a back molar) with a pair of pliers? Afterwards he drilled a small hole into the tooth and using fishing line he made a necklace out of it. This happened on two separate occasions by the way. Miss you Pops, you crazy bastard. P.S. Florida

G.I. Foley

$15 Canadian hozer, never had one read. Is it garbage to put $20 worth of gas on Saturday, just to get you by until Monday morning, when you can fill up using your work's gas card?

Fitzmagic

First time long time NHOR are you garbage if your dad made you wait until 5pm to go to jones beach all summer your entire childhood to avoid the $10 car fee. No sunburn and save the 10 for ice cream how ya doinnn.

Hoagies in a room

$10 wawizard here. Youse spray your tires with that jaunt that makes em shiny and black?

Marc

Are you garbage if your mom used to surprise your winter months with “snow ice cream”? Only to realize it was sweetened condense milk poured on top of snow she would scoop off our roof…

Christopher Steele

Hey gang, 10 dollar Australian investor here Is it garbage that because you listened to the entire Spotify library so quickly that I picked up some Philly dirtbag sayings. I've caught myself calling things Jawns Also, has a baby girl recently. Good luck with your little man Kippy. Come to Melbourne, love youse

Gravy Seals

Are you garbage if as a kid when you had a loose tooth ready to come out, your dad would sit you on the toilet and pull it out with a pair of pliers?

Jesse

Was eating mediocre steak at a diner in western PA, cut off all the fat like a gentleman, the female half of a rough looking couple at the table beside us leaned over and asked "YOU GONNA EAT THAT FAT?"... I handed them the plate and she put it in napkin and took it with them... I hope to god it was for their dog or lizard or something

MIT custodian

Long time listener ten dollar shareholder never had one read, is it garbage that every time someone ask me what I do for work I say “have you ever seen “Good Will Hunting”?” Call me Fat Damon.

Wade Boggs Beers

When’s the last time you called “shotgun”?

Underexcellent

$10 hoagie here. Never had one read. Is it garbage to own an inflatable hot tub?

Mikey G

10 dollar stinger, never had one read. What are the best places to drink a cold one? Garage beers, hotel beers, patio beers? I need some guidance

BofaDeezNutz

$10 homie NHOR. Ever get a boner in front of the class? In 8th grade, when hormones didnt play by the rules, I had to give a presentation and got a random chubby about a paragraph in. Luckily the presentation was on poster board so I could cover it up, until the teacher kept yelling at me to hold it higher so everyone could see. Trust me, everyone saw

Bring it on down to Levittown

10 hanger banger here, NHOR. Is it garbage if you put your bevies in the fridge while they’re still in the box? Even worse is reaching in for a cold one and finding out it’s empty

SpermCountDracula

$10 foley fanatic, NHOR, is it garbage to sign up for the patreon but still have your cousin send you the links to the episodes each weekend so you don't get called out for your financial troubles?

Dr. Chalupacabra

$10 homie, Is it garbage to call fine CA greenery “whacky tabacky”?

Scotty B

Is it garbage to be the one aggressively loud clapper in an audience?

Kippy's Bitchass Kidney

$10 Alabama homie NHOR, are you garbage if you flick a heater on the ground walking into the grocery store and then realize it still has a little bit of life left in it so you pick it back up and finish it out? Watched a guy do this at the Winn Dixie the other day and he looked like Foley if he never got off coke

Eroy Smith

$10 PA dirt bag. NHOR. Have you ever had to go to the gas station and fill up a 5 gallon can of diesel because you couldn’t afford the minimum to order heating oil? Mind you the temperatures were in the teens. That diesel lasted about 10 minutes.

Dr.Tug_Rootman

$10 home never had one read. Is it garbage if you're ex gf set your car on fire? Yes I have pictures.

MrFrench

New $10 doofus here, NHOR - is it garbage if you go to a juice bar strip club the night before a 3 month jail stint, and the go back the night you get out and see the same stripper and she remembers you? As a young lad i got a little deep into the old round mounds of cozy town (oxy 80’s), and had a run in with the law. Went to an 18 and over strip club called “the sugar shack” the night before and the night i got out. When I arrived the night I got out a stripper said “hey did you just get out of jail? Congrats!”. Some how was not my lowest low. Been sober for 17 years now so all good. Truly love you boyz. Thanks for all of the laughs.

SamWhiskey

Ima try it again Never been aired out in public But do youse say second with a O and D or Secent with an E and a T

Kay Jay Peterman

What’s the most garbage movie to be your favorite? Mine is Beverly Hills cop 2

GWEEDO

Never had one read.. Is it garbage to always sign up for the subscription/auto delivery on things for the discount then after it ships immediately cancel the subscription.. and repeat as needed.

D-Bo0844

Never had one read… is it garbage to have a constable show up at ur door and give you a possible notice to appear in court 2 weeks before you go to bootcamp because you might need to testify in court because ur friend had sex with a teacher.

Your Bald Cousin Vinny

NEVER HAD ONE READ! $10 Homeslice Are you trash if your family hung a dish rag on the stove handle that was used for EVERYTHING? Counter tops, drying off a dish, wiping up spills….possibly someones shirt or even mouth!? Have we been unbeknownst trash this entire time!?!

Jerry Ennett

14.50 $ Canadian dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your side gig in high school was as a “Parent’s Number” so if kids were jammed up with the cops, they could say my cell was their Dad’s - and I would vouch for them. One time a group of under age guys got pulled over in a van with 180 beers - cops reamed my out over the phone for letting my son drive with all of my beers in the car

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 Wawa BLT Hoagie with Ranch and Old Bay Never had one read already commented but this one is better Is it garbage to take a break mid sandwich/meal to floss your teeth and then get back to eating?

Kay Jay Peterman

Ground beef or hamburger meat ? In Ireland it’s called mince meat .. as in its minced meat

Willingtopayforit

First time long time Are you garbage if you go to jail on a one month bit and your mom sells your first car? 89 Camaro with t-tops! Didn’t see any of that cash.

yellowbirddd

$10 hoagie NH1R Are you garbage if your girlfriend brings you home for the holidays, there's a septic tank issue at the house, the plumbing workers come to fix the issue and your broad knows them from high school 😂 Coatesville PA baby!

Alex

First timer. Is it garbage if H. Foley is your hero?

Spitfire542

PLEASE give us a Halloween episode this year! You boys in costume, talking about childhood costumes and shenanigans on micheif night. Big man eating fun sized candy, and horror movie talk.

Spitfire542

Sneaking in to eat the dried cheese out of the pizza box off that weird thin paper.

Nick417

10 euro stake holder. Is it garbage to only cut your finger nails in the backyard?? Zero clean up...let them fly!

Jason

10 dolla share holder here NH1R is it garbage to keep you pay stub attached to try an impress the teller?

Alex

2nd timer, only in this thread. Are you garbage if you or anyone you know refers to an outfit as their “going to town clothes?” NW PA, fuck with us

tornadodave

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to take your kid to a marijuana dispensary to pick up a pre placed order? What’s the difference between going there and going to a liquor store to buy booze with your kid? Are they both trashy or is one worse than the other. P.S I haven’t done this yet, just had the thought (I live in California)

AtomAdam

10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you smoke menthols, because you think it will make your breath taste better if you end up picking up a girl at the bar?

Franco

10 dollar bug keeper here never had one read. AYG if your family has had to replace a few bathroom trash cans because people keep melting them ripping heaters while deucing. PS my mom is the biggest offender.

Ray Liotta

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to order a delivery pizza "uncut" for the sole purpose that they might accidentally cut it and give you the pizza for free? It worked once before. They called to say their mistake and remade my pizza while also delivering the first pie, which had a single cut in it. Shout out Pagliacci Pizza

Ronnie by Nature

$10 closeted bozzo, NHOR, is it garbage to use a pocket knife to cut your food in a restaurant?

Tyler Lothersome

NHOR, IIG to meet another family member to have a serious talk in the parking lot of a stop&shop

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

$10 garbage, NHOR, I guess i should ask, *how* garbage is it to have a band aid or nose strip in the shower for more than a couple of days?

David Smith

NHOR is it garbage to tell your friends "it's not peer pressure, it's just your turn" when doing something sketchy

HotdogEggs

Hamilton Homie, NHOR, is it garbage if your dad only let you watch an R rated movie if it was one he connected with? The first one he let us watch was Backdraft because he was a fireman. The second was Point Break while we were cooped up in a motel on the beach in Florida because of rain. Mind you I was born in '85 and they were released on VHS when I was 6 and 7.

Gnome Northeast

10$ homie, Is it garbage if after your neighborhood’s annual Labor Day block party ends; everyone goes down to the beach at low tide for the annual midnight quahogging competition? Whoever digs up the biggest quahog wins (obviously) and yes, of course there is a specially made trophy that the winner gets to hold on to for the year.

ebb

Hey boys NHOR. AYG if you believed grocery store generic brands were made in the same factory as the name brand until you were about 30? Growing up my mom said it was the same thing, you were only paying extra for the advertising and I guess I took it literally

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

$10 homie, NHOR, are you garbage if you believe every time you leave a Doordash review, it will directly impact the trajectory of sales for that restaurant?

Jared

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you bring your own avocado to the restaurant cause you don’t want to pay extra. My girlfriend’s dad does this anywhere we go, Could be a pub or a Ruth’s Chris. P.S. he got called out at dennys where the waitress said “your not fooling anyone we know”

Knuckles Deepe’

10 donator, never had one read. AYG if you roommates girlfriend smoked your kidney stone? Passed a stone and had to keep it in a vile to bring to the Dr.s. Came home the next day and my roommate was getting screamed at because “ that was the worst drugs she ever smoked!” She found the vile in the bathroom and smoked it ! 😬

Cleveland steamer

10 petty criminal nhor is it garbage to take out a loan with a lower interest rate to pay one with a higher. I’m drowning here but that’s alright cuz I’m a strong swimmer

Cleveland steamer

10 dollar obese bozo is it garbage to chew on the cupcake wrapper like gum to get the extra stuff off of it

Clean Livin’ Villain

$10 biggie bag homie - NHOR. Are you garbage if you 1) enjoy shamrock shakes 2) your card got declined on a date getting shamrock shakes. FYI: it was BOGO and the $2.47 did not clear. Love youse!

hot dog jesus

Ever call into work because you won money on a scratch off?

Tuddy’s Canadian Consultant

Hey boys Canadian homie FTLT here ayg if growing up your dad used to take your video games and consoles to pawn for beer and weed money? P.S when I got older I started steeling the beer and weed lol love yas

Captain Winky’s Hemorrhoid

$10 freak here, NHOR. Is it garbage that after working outside in the summer, instead of taking a shower before going out to dinner that night, you just wipe your ass and change your underwear and head out? Love youse guys

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Mnturdherder

10 doller homie ever pick ur nose with a qtip?

ProbablyGayDefinitelyDrunk

New $10 Mississippi mud flap. Never had one read. Is it trash to have unfinished tattoos on your back AND arm? …. It’s been 10 years since I’ve gotten any tattoo work done and now I don’t even give a shit….. is it trashier that I’d rather spend my money on Twisted Tea Tall boys and pepperoni sticks these days?….. I actually make beer for a living, but sometimes you just gotta switch it up.

Crunt frucker

Long time listener NHOR. You ever cough to cover up the sound of a can opening for any reason?

Crunt frucker

Looooong time lister NHOR, I got another one. You ever floss your teeth with something that’s not dental floss?? Like a plastic bag?

Jacob Cabaniss

Long time $10 absolute class but love to observe the trash first time question Is it garbage to have Decoy "nice things" visible in hopes that if you get robbed they won't search for the actual good stuff? My dad has a Decoy $20 mini safe that's very visible in his room and fake jewelry box on his dresser to distract from his real money stash hidden in a box full of old t-shirts in his closet so if someone breaks in they'll steal the Decoy and his cash is safe. I offered to buy him a real safe that bolts into the wall but he says that's too obvious

Jake Einhorn

Long time never had one read (10 dollar homie) is it garbage to put cream cheese on a piece of white bread because I’m too lazy to make a bagel

Kendall Lard

Ground floor investor here. Is it garbage if you roll the cooler full of beer into the living room after your 5 year olds birthday party and proceed to rip screaming cold beers for the next few days?

StandUpBri

Never had one read. Is it garbage if your mom tries to fight a random woman at the grocery store? Worth noting she was 7 months pregnant with my sister and it wasnt the first time she offered to throw hands. Moms boyfriend intervened before anything physical happened

All The Toast

$10 Grape Jelly Man, Is it garbage to realize yer last four meals were peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Ran out of bread on the last one so I had to pull a single slice fold over.

Trash_Compactor

I ran out of paper towels and using blue shop towels in my kitchen

Connor

NHOR, Are you garbage if your mom’s ex husband was an inmate at the jail she was a counselor at and they caught her based on her hand written love notes. My half brother is 23… 😂 Side note, saw yall in Atlantic City with my grandma (kippy made grandma jokes😂) and I’ll definitely see the boys again. Great time. Y’all need trailer trash Tammy (Chelcie Lynn) on AYG

Skep Tical

Is it garbage to keep a giant pot of water constantly boiling on the stove instead of getting a humidifier ?

exfoley8er

$10 international business man here. Youse remember the smell and taste of a screen door?

Dylan

$10 Couch Board Investor here, is it garbage to roast your dad because he went to the ER with chest pains after an extra strong sneeze?

foley à deux

NHOR ($10 homie) did yous ever have milk macaroni for dinner growing up?

Hebrew_Hammer

Gramma ever asked you if you wanna “look at the tv”?

Chicago James

10$ Counsel of Record: Is it garbage to go to a high-end restaurant and order escargot by saying, “We’ll do an order of the snails”? Been doing this at every opportunity for years

Eric Loera

If AYG goes public will we get loose ciggies as dividends?

ed wybraniec

Is it garbage to make everyone go to your wedding in Hawaii and get dumped 2 months later....and come out that you're gay. Asking for a friend

Patrick Barton

You ever have grandparents retire near the beach and start using seashells as ashtrays?

All The Toast

$10 Seat Saver here, Y’ever broke a chair? Sitting down? On an opponent? Out of anger? Choose your own adventure, gang!

Erick the Viking

$5 Uncle Hanks hobby investor. NHOR I know it's garbage to pick your nose, while driving, is it even more trash, to throw what you get, on the rubber floor mats, instead of out the window? Seen the boys in Sac at the punchline, got tickies for Cobbs with the fellas, this month can't wait.

Crunt frucker

Nhor you ever use toilet paper as paper towels when you’re jammed up?

Kammy Kushington

10 dolla holla here NHOR. Are you garbage if you sneak door dash into your house after the wife goes to bed and go flush your toilet and turn on the exhaust fan to mask the sound of crinkling wrappers

Rob Himself

10 buckeroo NHOR AYG if when you're high you think of garbage topics, but when you sober up you can't remember the stories.

Big Titted Animal

What’s the garbage and that’s the classy way of saying batteries /battery? My dad says “bat-tree (s)” and it bothers me everytime I hear it. He’s American, born and raised in southern Oregon, no accent. No one else says it the same way he does in the family. And it doesnt transfer to other similar words like cemetery or elementary. I say “batter- ry”, but maybe in the problem?

Ian

$10 sleeper cell, only had one read. Are you garbage if you have to switch beers because you drank all the cold ones the bar had. Bar ran outta High Life’s in the fridge Wednesday & I had to switch to Modelos. You mind if a white boy speaks a lil español?

Alex Oestreich

10$ homie here Is it garbage that I’m banking new episodes for when my wife goes into labor in a few weeks? Last kid (girl) was a day of waiting, baby boy on the way. P.S. I really was pushing hard for his name to be Henry. That got nixed toot sweet!

Meatball150

10 buck chuck, had one read previously. Are you trash if you pay to get into a tattoo convention and feel that you need to walk out with new ink to make the entry fee worth it, even if you didn't have anything specifically planned before going? Nothing like an impulse buy on a painful permanent body modification...

slamminsam

10 dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your grandma rolls her own cigarettes?

Vend_Me_An_Angel

Is it garbage to refer to a “pen” as an “inkpen”?

lil Rigatoni Stinger

Is it garbage to try to teach yourself something by watching YouTube? Specifically drywall and/or plaster work? We can't all have 50 cousins in construction right?

Adrian

Long time $10 shareholder, never had one read. As long as I can remember my grandmother has taken her dogs with her to the grocery store, restaurants, even church. She says they’re for emotional support but I ain’t never seen the documentation and I don’t think Shi-Tzu’s can qualify. P.S. she often rolls them around in baby doll strollers she likely got from goodwill. Traysh?

Use Guise

$10 investor NHOR (this happened to a friend of mine) is it garbage to have your dad drop you off at school then go turn himself in to jail and get out in time to pick them up from school? He was turning himself in for a domestic that said friend and her brother had witnessed the prior evening.

The #1 Dickhead

Hey gang, $10 fries that will cross your eyes, NHOR but tried a few times so im coming rapid fire on you KayJay.... 1. Does smashing an Arbys Roast Beef make it more or less classy? 2.Garbage to tell people you took care of all your debt, when really all you did was get a new bank account and ATM card and disappear on all the payday advance apps you owed money to? 3.Garbage to own a foosball table, and not the proper boys,, one of them sumbitches "I aint got no legs (shout out to eddie murphy) so its gotta sit on top the kitchen table 4. Garbage to have a room in the house with every wall covered in hot wheels cars in display cases, had to be discreet but I counted 6 cases with 108 hotwheels in each,, plus the walls in between with hotwheels still in packages, tacked to the wall?

Oil Field Bozo

$20 oil field bozo. Is it garbage that i wanted to change my name after parsons was traded to the cheese heads. PS. My name is Dallas PS PS. Fuck the birds

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 trailer trash. Are you garbage if when you were a kid you thought living in the double wide section of the trailer park meant having a lot of money.

Skid marky mark

10 homeless slut. Is it garbage to call your great grandmom upstairs Grandmom because she lives above my grandmom. She wasn’t Nonna only upstairs grandmom

Savagepimp83

2 am drunk clue collar. What your do when you get the wrong package??

The Porcelain Picasso

New $10 boom-boomin homie NHOR. Is it garbage if your family used to roll around with the Jack in the Box car antenna balls on their cars in the late '90s/early 2000's?

Gerald Colon

10 dollar homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you caused a divorce, but not your parents but the kids down the street. My brother and I dug a 7 foot hole in their yard and when their stepmom showed up she lost her mind… the next week she filed for divorce.

SamWhiskey

Ever have to stand at the front of the class and write “I will not chew gum in class” on the chalk board 50 times

Brett Peeper Jr.

Is it garbage to only have $10 kicking around on Patreon and depending on the time of year have to switch subscription to another pod? Sorry boys but I’ll see ya after the fantasy season

Smashing Blumpkins

What the hell was with Lebanon bologna in the 90s? I used to eat so much of that stuff as a kid, and I feel like it just disappeared from the world.

Doc

$10 bozo NHOR: AYG if you knew your moms car was a few blacks away because she had a squeaky belt mechanics never could quite fix. 94 ford escort wagon

Cold Stone Steve Austin

10 dolla make ya swalla NHOR - AYG if your parents were too broke for Halloween costumes so you and your siblings wore whatever little league uniform you had that year? I was the left fielder for the Explorer for 3 straight halloweens.

C.M. Hannigan

Anyone catch Tom Mcarthy (Phillies Commentator) refer to cigarettes as heaters during last nights game against the Brewers? I now choose to believe he is a Homie.

Foley’s sweaty tummy

Couches and chairs with outlets and cupholders — classy or trashy? I was always jealous of the kids who had the reclining couches and the plasma screen TV that you couldn’t touch. What about aquariums? NHOR

Katie

Is it garbage to always pump your gas until you get a nice round dollar number?

Project Pat

Is it garbage to use a relative’s address to go to a different public school? The last time I saw my best friend in middle school was the day they took him out of class for using his grandma’s address

TiceNits

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to assume someone is, “back on that shit” because they lost weight?

Bert Fucks Dogs

How often do you check your bank account balance ?

FlatbushTommy

Long time piece of junk here from the gas digital days. Never ever had one read cuz I hate repeating some of em and I can't think of many. I have a pair of garbage food questions. I've caught my old man adding salt to the pretzel bag (hes on high blood pressure meds) and I also caught moms cutting a jelly doughnut in half once cuz "she couldn't do the whole thing" I mean wtf is going on over here fellas, can I get a ruling or at least a shaming to let them hear

Trop50

You ever ran from a wild animal? When I was 13 I rained paintball shot over a deer a couple hundred yards away at which point it charged a B Line my way before finally cutting right across the empty field.

PrateTrain

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to date the daughter of your dad's cheating partner? He would bring me along to her house when I was young and I would be making out with her daughter, not realizing what was going on.

Kurtis Halley

Is it trash to put homemade cookies in the microwave to keep them safe

Josh Dawson

Chicken pox still a thing? I remembering never getting as a kid but had to sleepover with every cousin that did. And I don’t hear about it anymore. Think it’s gonna make come back?

Foley Days

Never had one read. Propane tanks….You get em filled or swap em out? What’s the classier or trashier move?

MacHomie

10 dollar homie NHOR - Is it garbage if you after crashing your car collect the insurance money and have someone fix it on the side, letting you put a few thousand in your pocket? (Earring money on crashing your car 😀)

MacHomie

Is it garbage if you call housekeeping in the hotel you are staying to change bed sheets at 3am, between the visits of two ladies of the night?

MacHomie

Are you garbage if the only alcohol you can get for a party is 15 year old moonshine? (Terrible on the nose, but quite smooth on the pallet)

Kammy Kushington

$10 homie never had one read. AYG if you order a Tito’s and Red Bull and a southwest chicken salad at the airport chilis at 9:30 am

BrotherBri

NHOR DOING PRANK CALLS AT 44

Schuylkill County Trash

$10 homie here, never had one read. Is it classy or trashy that I lie to my wife about the start time to any event we attend because she always late. For example: we had a wedding at 1pm this weekend, I tell her it’s at 12:30 so when we show up a half hour late we’re right on time. Thanks boys

Above ground pool trash

Long time hoagie never had one read. Is it garbage if your kids sand toys for the beach are an empty drywall bucket and concrete trials

Willis Dickfit

Is it garbage to put “bring chairs” on a wedding invitation? My sister is getting married next week and she put bring chairs and a cooler of beers on the invitation.

AYG Legal Team

Not a question, but just found out my bird worked at Rita’s growing up…I know that’s gonna make foley all hot and bothered. “Ooooo mannn…those chicks were always so hot”

Lady Esco

Yo what happened to Bloody Woods 2?

Ethan Doyle

Long time $10 homie never had one read, is it garbage to use weed whipper/whacker/eater whatever you wanna call it as a belt? Let me tell you it comes in real handy

Matt Taylor

Wife of a $10 homie- We thrive on terrible family selfies. Portraits are crap. The selfies are documenting real life in real time and looking back at them stirs emotions and brings back good memories! Nobody wants professional photos. Posting on my husband’s account, bc we are garbage and share subscriptions.

J Ro

$10 bag O trash never had one read Is it garbage to say on the pod that your T shirt is from Banana Republic and cost $129? Asking for a Friend.

brie32

NHOR - Is it garbage to seriously consider a Buc-ee's themed 1st birthday party for your baby? Think of the possibilities!

Howie Dern *kippy voice*

Is it garbage to use your pee stream to knock off pieces of poop on the inside of the toilet?

Mark in Germantown

$10 homie AYG if you have to ask your future wife to turn up the car radio in the parking lot so she doesn’t have to hear you puke? Context- it was all you can eat mussels (on a Tuesday, yikes!!) I had six dozen, of various styles, along with 6 IPA’s and two root beer floats. Maybe our third date. Celebrating 15 yrs in October. She knew what she was getting into.

Polytetrafluoroethylene

FTLT £10 British sterling homie...."ELLO"...Are you garbage if you share a plot with your parents? Asking for a very likely possibility.... if they will accept me...

DLeftovers

Yo 10$ share holder here, AYG if your kids got kicked off the bus they’re first year in preschool? Hahah they kept getting out of their harnesses, “shitty bus if you ask me” P.S. Love everything you guys do and look forward to the content every week!

EggsAndKetchup

Is it garbage if all your favorite restaurants have pictures of the food on the menu?

EggsAndKetchup

Is it garbage to use dirty laundry as a tissue. Context - I caught my 7 year old daughter pick up a dirty off the floor and blow her nose in it. When I told my wife expecting her to agree with me that it is gross she said “I do that too”.

Eric with a C

$10 Homie NHOR. Is it garbage to have a dedicated spot in your house for to go condiments?

rochella

10 doll hair homie NHOR is it garbage to keep produce bags for future use other than produce

Dylan Aringdale

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to eat In-N-Out on the beach in Hawaii? A homie that was visiting LA boxed up 20 burgers & fries (dry) and took it carry on and we baked them at the house and had some imported burgers Hawaiian style.

Mike

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to freeze your discarded wing bones after takeout night before putting them in the trash the day of trash day? My parents still freeze any bones after takeout night to “stop the raccoons from getting into the trash”

Late Night Cheese Sandwich

Yo $10 homie NHOR! You ever pull over and poop on the side of the road? Follow up discussion question: if so, are you going straight into the grass, or pulling out a bag from your car? EXTRA bonus follow up question: how do we feel about using the bag but staying inside the car? ASKING FOR A FRIEND

Robert Michko

$10 Flatbread Financier, NHOR. Is it garbage to set up an inflatable hot tub in a double wide? We put down a tarp first just in case. We loves yous boys, come to Colorado soon!

Tommy Heglin

Yo, is it garbage to rip a ciggy shin deep in the water at the beach?

Rene Brizuela

Next patron goal should be to release the audio of the Toby and foley fight in the "hard feelings" episode and talk about why tony left

All The Toast

$10 mixologist Youse stir with your finger?

Theo Hershey

Me again, requesting a Ryan Shaner episode. That is all.

Chad

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to say “my Kia can’t be stolen because I still have a key and not a push button. I’m analog dawg! Only to have it stolen a year or so later?!! Kippy said that in the episode “the tip” around the 38 minute mark! I cried laughing!

Jacob Duncan

Hey y’all, long time listener, brand new 10$ homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you saw your mom hit your dad with her car? Context, my parents were coke heads growing up. My mom was trying to run off to buy more coke, dad was trying to stop her and she clipped him HARD. He went down in the street and I ran back inside the house to hide all the landlines so he couldn’t call the cops on her. (PS they got clean years later and have been happily married for almost 30 years)

Jacob Duncan

Hey y’all, brand new 10 dollar homie. Are you garbage if you got an assault charge on your fourteenth birthday at your middle school so you snuck out of school to go on a weekend trip to a NASCAR race hoping your parents wouldn’t find out. (PS they did and the cops were not happy about me “fleeing”)

Eric

Yo $10 homie, NHOR — have you ever used the phrase "corporate is going to have my ass for this?"

Jewbacca

$5 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad named you after Trey Anastasio the lead guitarist from phish.

Tyler Sowards

Gonna have to push back on the napkin vs paper towel thing. Separate napkins is rich guy shit.

Foley’s_lost_son

3 year $30 quarterly investor never had one read. Is it garbage to insist that the insurance company define ‘debris pile’ bc I don’t want to get rid of my scrap wood pile. They threatened to drop our home insurance if in didn’t get rid of it so I dragged it to the middle of the yard with my truck and had a 20 ft fire ball going. Ps it was treated and stained wood and I almost killed myself from breathing in the fumes. Was out of commission for 2 days. Come to Myrtle beach pussies.

Thomas Mantz

$10 Shorti. As you know, If you’ve been loyal to iPhone for long enough you know that 4 phones later you still have pictures from the first phone. To this day I have pictures from my old bosses wedding in which she is wearing a garter belt below Jean shorts. I mean it was a good time. But.. you know. that’s the first picture in my gallery… P.s. screen shot a picture and delete if you don’t want it in a certain spot in your gallery

Untold Suffering

Humbly requesting the Pandejo Time boys get an episode. Pure distilled Texas trash. Ali Siddiq? Ralph Barbosa? Nah. Jake and Thomas are infinitely more worthy to plant the lone star atop Mt Garbage and would rock the shit outta an eppy.

ShaDynasty

$10 homie NHOR - are you garbage if you’ve ever written your name in wet concrete?

Bugboy

AYG if you free styled in the middle of a club? Hey man, 8 mile took Detroit by storm

Crazy4having3

$10 homie NHOR. Is is garbage to never have tissues in your house so you are forced to wipe your nose with napkins or paper towels? We never had tissues growing up and I always thought that people who did had cash.

PathologicFoley

Great idea for possibly a 2 part episode. Get the boys to go with a ghost hunting crew for a night. Or organize their own. Great guests would be Duncan Trussel, Sam Tripoli, William Montgomery or anyone that would take it seriously and not crack jokes the whole time, just some of the time.

Vend_Me_An_Angel

What’s the most mundane thing that blew your mind? The first time I heard of a butter-flavored jelly bean my body was rocked

Brian

$10 homie since the beginning, never had one read: Is it garbage to say, “Where you staying at?” when asking someone where they live?

TJ Collier

Idk how much I pay a month and I cannot be bothered to look. Its the top teir one. NHOR Are you garbage if you end a "pay it forward" chain at a fast food place. Lady at the window said the guy in front of me paid for my meal and I just said thanks and pulled away

Kippys heater supplier

$10 homie here never had one read. Whats the garbage level of you’re self employed but show up late your kids soccer practice and say “say my boss is a dick and wouldn’t let me leave early”?

Homie investor Mitch

Never had one read. Who’s the trashy one, I went to Walmart salon style to get a haircut and the place didn’t have change. Went to the checkout to break $20 and they don’t allow bill breaking. So am I trashy for not being able to use my card for payment, jammed up; or two entities in Walmart that don’t allow bill breaking?

Dr.Tug_Rootman

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to bring a bed pillow as a seat cushion to a HS football game. Sitting at the game now. Whole family just came in carrying pillows. Tough look

Trash bandicoot

My girlfriend got her wisdom teeth out and immediately started vaping through her nostril. I told her it was trash so she told me to ask the kings!

Skary Gary

5 buck chump here, never had one read. Yous guys ever foot raced your Dad?? When I was about 13 I thought I was quick as shit, my dad who was and still is a pack a day or more of heaters said he'd race me. He whooped my ass by about 2 car lengths but tripped while at full sprint an rolled down the asphalt road. After I helped him back to the house, he couldn't get of the couch for about a week. I laughed, he didn't😂

Forgotten Jellybean

$5 unemployed dumpster diver here, Is it garbage if the primary music source at the wedding reception is a karaoke machine?

David Savage

$10 homie is it garbage to boil two different kinds of pasta in the same pot like spaghetti and rainbow rotini? Clean living

Vend_Me_An_Angel

Is it garbage to drink half a can of pop and then fill it with water? I’m getting one-and-a-half cans per pop

Brenna

$10 dumb broad. NHOR. It is garbage to say “show me the birth certificate!” At a football game when the kids on other team are way bigger?

Hebrew_Hammer

Is your wife garbage if she continually calls Lufthansa airlines the Luftwaffe airlines? Also I’m Jewish.

Jewbacca

$5 homie never had one read are you garbage if at your grandfathers funeral you dressed him in all New York Jets gear and leaned into your dad and said he’s going to help us win the superbowl next year…two weeks later Aaron Rodgers tears his Achilles I haven’t been the same since.

3DigitSATscore

Can we get comedian Ryan O'neill on? Grew up in a motel in Indiana, need I say more?

The Tragically Hick

$15 CAD Homie. Are you garbage if you flash your lights at somebody for driving with their lights off, but one of your own headlights is burnt out?

Tuddy’s ex husband

Hey y’all I have an idea, hoping it doesn’t get buried under all the comments. Maybe the Bozos and homies can help get it some attention. I just bought a $2 quick pick with quarters and thought, damn this is dirtbag lotto, then the lightbulb went off. Thoughts on an AYG lotto for Patreon members. Sell tickets to the 15000 members, get the jackpot cooking and let us wet our beaks a little bit! Better odds at winning this than any other lottery.

Admiral Trash Bag

$10 shareholder. Had 1 read. What is the trashiest term for money?

Bert Fucks Dogs

Holding a bill someone’s gives you up to the light to to make sure it’s real

Vend_Me_An_Angel

If you’re approached by someone with braces on their legs, is it garbage to slide over and tell them “seat’s taken”?

DrugzInATony

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to follow the Seahawks game on your phone at an AYG show because the Portland show landed on Thursday Night Football? (Go birds of the west)

Meatball Dom

First time long time. Is it garbage to adopt lingo you don’t understand? Been using the term “heavy bike” for years, and every time I hope no one asks what I mean.

Melly P

$20 homie for lifee. Never had one read… Is it garbage to let your delivery order go cold cause you get caught up watching Linkin Park concert videos and got the feels. 🗑️❤️🗑️

Connis Kasman

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if your parents got divorced and your mom sold the wedding ring to take you on their dream vacation? Mom sold her wedding ring and took me and my Grandma to Italy where my former step-dad had always wanted to go.

Jabez Wilson

Heyyyyy, fellas! $10 long time, first time. Are you garbage if you find your biological family, only to learn that your biological father was a used boat salesman in Indiana, and your birth mom broke protocol by tracking down your adoptive mom to hit her up for $1,000 months after the adoption?

Trev Dawg

$10 homie, NHOR - just noticed this on Sopranos. Is it garbage to say “human bean” when you’re trying to say “human being”

Steven moller

10$ homie is it garbage if you refuse a free beer and take a free cig instead

Patty’s Massage Therapist

$10 hombre never had one read. Are you garbage if your biggest night in my town was daylight savings cause the bar would be able to stay open 1 more hour?

Bug Mans Ringcam Heater

Sup boys first time long time never had one read. 10$ homie homie here. Is it garbage to hit the Costco just for the banging food court? ..... Those diesels are allllllright

Buster Cherry

New 10$ homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you have a group chat with your boys where all you discuss is how many eggs you've eaten that week?

Jon no H

10$ home slice NHOR - have you ever thought a rock you found was worth money?

2Girls1Patreon

On and off $10 homies because times are real tight... is it garbage to leave your best pal hanging to catch an AYG live show not once but twice for your son's pop warner career? She is still going to the Brea show. She's the Foley to my Kippy. We love Yous....Here are some of the questions we planned to ask for the show: 1. is it garbage to flush the toilet when pooping in a public bathroom stall to disguise the sound? 2. Is it garbage to open a full coffee cup and sniff it when the person sitting in front of you on a plane won’t stop farting? 😭, 3. When you wipe your ass with a toilet paper roll, do you flatten it, unravel it, or keep its shape before wiping?, 4. Have you ever owned a coffee table that has a center that lifts up on springs?, 5. Is it garbage to have a picture in your house of dogs playing poker? 6. Have you ever considered yourself good at laser tag?

Mark

New addition to the $10 homies. Never had one read. Is it garbage to grow up in a house with framed puzzles on the wall? My wife’s parents would frame and hang up puzzles like they were nice art pieces. Some of those puzzles are still on the wall today.

Dr. Fill

Mid time homie, never had one red! You ever walk across the street to the gas station with a bag of nickels and dimes? Looking to exchange them for quarters to finish my already started laundry. Got no cash and just overdrafted my bank account by $82. Might be most jammed up I've ever been

Marc Weiner

New homie hoping to play ayg live in Brea. Is it garbage to wake up for a mid night snack, finish the leftovers and put the empty container back in the fridge because the garbage is full and you don't want to take it out at 2am?

Forgotten Jellybean

$5 Santitation Commissioner here, is it garbage to wear a tuxedo on the bus?

Josh Stephens

Yearly investor of a hunnit beans here never had one read. Are you garbage if growing up your dad would get you a couple of Dixie Outfitters tee shirts, a new gas station pocket knife and 10-20 bucks in scratchers?

BigGulpsHuh?

$10 homie is it garbage to ask for a payday loan so you can bet on Thursday night football My boss is my father in law who also dabbles in fan fuel investments and definitely knows where it’s going

ShaDynasty

$10 5XL tailor - NHOR - is it garbage to be impressed by fireworks? Not just the regular “oohs and ahhs” but scheduling trips to see fireworks shows “because it’s the best one I’ve ever seen”

Dude that looks like a prick

$10 new homie here long time listener. When I was 18 my child hood house was falling apart. Instead of moving out my parents moved out and let me live there. I just didn’t use the side of the house that was “bad off” 🤣 Is it garbage to wait til you run out of the free episodes before joining? Thanks guys love y’all

Jawn_Wick

10$ board member never had one read. Have you or anyone you know ever use one of those old wood framed tvs that stopped working as a new end table? Growing up ours broke and my mom just threw a "nice" table cloth over it and put a lamp and some pictures on it and kept it moving

LowRider561

$10 Bozo here. First time, long time. Is it garbage if you have to double check if you flushed a toilet because at home you run on yellow let it mellow to save on the water bill, and space in the septic tank?

ohyee!

$10 homie NHOR - is it garbage to sit through a doctor appointment with a ZYN in? My last appointment I walked in packin a 6mg zyn (no biggie) and they had to take my blood pressure 3 times because it was so high. The doc asked if I had any coffee that morning and I just said "yeah that's probably it!". Felt like a kid dipping in class trying not to get busted lol.

DannySumhairs

10 doll hair homie - just wanted to say hey. new to the patreon

Felix F JR

$10 Latin pedacito de basura, never had one read. Is it garbage if you almost exclusively take a shit at restaurants and businesses? I had a coworker when I was 18 tell me the best way to save money was to “eat in and shit out” and I took it to heart. There was a couple years there I didn’t pay for toilet paper and the toilet paper at my house was stolen from hotel trips usually paid for by whoever I was working for. Until a lady I was giving the lil Cuban croquetta to complained and then I started buying the good stuff. Love the show. Can’t wait to see ya’ll live again.

Sticky Vicky

$10 homie since 2022 (come back to Kansas City boys!) You garbage if your dad gets pissed that he has to change gas stations because the winning Powerball was sold at his usual place. It wasn’t even claimed, but he keeps saying there’s no use in shooting the same duck twice. He doesn’t even hunt or anything so idk where he’s getting his linguistics from

Forgotten Jellybean

5$ recycling rascal, NHOR!! Is it garbage if you and your fellow kickboxers start drinking outside the dojo because its the sensei's birthday and he broke out the grill?

Terrys junior troop

WAS AT THE BREA SHOW! 10$ homie never had one read, is it garbage if after the brea improv show me and my buddies went to the movie theatre across the street and purchased just a Corona tall boy and split it 3 ways because we’re currently on a 3 week pay period?

Aunt Tuddy's Ketamine Therapist

I'm a $10 stockholder, long-time listener, first-time commenter, never had one read. Is it garbage to suck the toothpaste out of the tube or put a smear on the brush itself?

Sticky Vicky

How long is too long to be doing laundry without any detergent?

B.Step

Is it garbage if you list your profession in your Facebook bio?

Dylan Myers

Long time $10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to where sunglasses inside assuming the following conditions are true: 1. Your total estimated time within the establishment is 10 minutes or less 2. Sunglasses are prescription and help you see. 3. It’s daytime. Love you guys

Foley's Tiny Teefies

$20 tugboat, long time listener, NHOR (understandably so, I’ve left some stinkers in these threads)…ANYWHO: youse ever pick things up with your feet? Lol. Sometimes I pick stuff up off the floor with my toes instead of bending over and grabbing it directly with my hand. I’ll scoop up socks, a water bottle, hell even a TV remote with my toesies like a second set of hands… I think it’s innovative but my family thinks I’m trash. 🚮

Forgotten Jellybean

$5 rubbish rowser here, NHOR!! more of a trash infused story...Is it garbage if you get into an argument with your girlfiend at her best friends wedding cos she was stealing change from other guests tables and started dancing with her male friends and was generally being a drunken mess? During said argument she drops that she loves me to which I respond 'thats bonkos'!! Keep in mind we've only been going out three months at that point. PS the bride fell over on the dancefloor and me and said GF broke up on 9/11 gone. Tragic

Pork Roll Sommelier

$10 Irish American trash NHOR is it garbage to have a picture of the pope on your fridge? My mom got the picture in the mail from the diocese and she acts like it was a personal postcard from the man himself

AndyP

Not a garbage question but just landed in Philly for a few days with no plans. Staying downtown. Best recommendations from fellow dirtbags?

Upjammed

$10 homie NHOR just happened and need clarification if it’s trash. Is it garbage to be on the phone and need to write down some Info during the phone call and all you have to write on is overdue bills or junk mail as your note pad

Heaters And Mash

$5 homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if you leave a Google review for a fast food restaurant? I just left a 5 star review for a McDonald's because they knocked it out of the park. Especially considering how awful fast food is nowadays.

ProbablyGayDefinitelyDrunk

$10 Homie. NHOR…… how garbage is it to go to a buffet solo? Currently sitting by myself at a 4 top at a Chinese buffet. This imitation crab meat is allllllllrigght

Buster Cherry

10$ homie here never had one read. Are you garbage if you have to build a tree house in your backyard to replace the guest bedroom which has been turned into a weed farm?