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Weekly Discussion Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-14 13:32:53
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

BigChewy422

Is it garbage that you still haven’t done the paintball match yet?

RoyEMunson

Youse ever bet someone for paychecks?

100K Amex points

Ever been so jammed up you check Venmo and cashapp just in case

Abbyville

Is it garbage to use the AC to cool your food down to eat it faster?

Bryce_pat

10 dollar stakeholder here, never had one read. Is it garbage to cook your Mac n cheese in the same water as your hotdogs. By the time the noodles are cooked the hot dogs are done. Started this out of laziness but it is highly efficient. Strain everything at the end and you can either have the hot dogs normally or slice and throw into the mac n cheese. Trashy one pot meal.

LeeRide

Havent had one read, Is it garbage to call your pizza crusts, pizza bones?!

Foleys Martial Arts Gym

10$ homeskillet never had one read. Is it garbage that I've started saying "TRAV HIT ME" in real life.

Frank Drapalski

Is it garbage to put a golf ball through a window and your dad just tapes over the hole for no less than 15 years?

Carlos F

Long time fan never had one read, Ayg if you tried to buy AYG merch ( king of the burbs t shirt) through Affirm / Afterpay but there wasn’t an option. So you still don’t have AYG merch.

Papa Todds

Long times never had one read: Is it garbage to say your parents live with you when clearly it’s the other way around? Asking for a friend

Cyrus Finch

$5 NHOR, is it garbage to get outta class by using fake blood pills from the spirit of Halloween? I use to hate sitting in math class so I would bite on a pill full of fake blood and the nurse would send me home. P.S., I was in 8th grade

Richard Gell

10 dollar homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you have picked up furniture off the side if the road...

Stephen AkA Narco as bapatized by Foley

Have you ever had a trashy email address? I own a small business and I find it hilarious when I get an email address that says tom6969@gmail.com

Hugh G. Reckson

Long time listener. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you have WD-40 in your medicine cabinet? (Used it on the squeaky door hinge and just haven’t put it where it goes yet…it’s been about a week)

Kaptain Kardboard

Yous ever pay someone to kill bees? Come on kippy grow a sack

ChiefinHeaters-In-WifeBeaters

$60 bi-annual consultant for Kippy's Pizzeria. Much love to the Homies. Are you garbage if, when you were growing up, your family vacation, was actually just you, your mom, & your siblings, going with your Dad just to go see his Pot dealer? I never had any clue I was playing an accomplice (& also his alibi). RIP to 2 legends, lol

AstoriaBagels

Is it garbage if your dad drank one beer in every family drive over 15 minutes, he never drove over the limit but mostly did it to piss mom off and for the chance to explain why the law doesn’t make any sense.

Unlimited Chill

$10 homie, had one read once. How many lines of dead pixels on the TV before its "totaled".

Foleysweirdlookingmole

Are you garbage if you use a zyn case for an ashtray while smoking heaters inside?

Nicholas Long

Is it garbage to always shave my mustache directly under my nose first, in the off chance my buzzer dies and I’m left with a hitler Stache situation.

Kyle Payne

$10 homeslice. Never had one read. Is it garbage that I keep a Phillies mini bat in my car just in case someone gets cute in a road rage related event? Also side bonus of this is that my kid can use it to hit dingers in the parking lot during tailgates.

Brisket Brigade

Mid tier bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage if as a kid your mom would save the styrofoam Dunkin Donuts cups and wash them out at home. We had probably 50 of these things and I would use them to keep crushed ice in em for snackin. 75% of them were stained with coffee cause she drank pure black on the reg cause she used them so often

Gleep Glorps Drunk Uncle Jenkins

$10 Professional Parent Disappointer here. First time listener, long time caller…..TRAV HIT ME! Is it garbage to have themed dinner on the anniversary of tragic accident? My uncle lost 4 and a half fingers in a machining accident working for NASA back in the late 80s. This is back before OSHA gave a damn. Anyhoo Every year on the anniversary, My aunt serves a huge spread of finger foods. We’re talking little weenies, cucumber sandwiches, veggies sticks.. the works. (With a side of ketchup for the blood obviously) and for dessert was donut sticks. P.S.- he has a couple of fake fingers that he only wears to weddings and funerals and he will put it in the brides food on her plate to freak her out. He’ll also turn it around to scare the kiddos. People think we’re screwballs…. You guys are trash and my favorite pod! Love youse!

Sam j

Is it garbage to puke in the Wilbur theater cause one of the bozos stank that hallway up coming down from the mezzanine

Macros & Cheese

TDH-NH1R is Garbage to build a shed in the backyard out of pallets? Nobody tell my HOA.

BaddieFoley

$10 homie, ok I had one read. Is is garbage a family member of mine is getting married at the elementary school they attended?

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

Recent $10 Sleeper Cell Recruit here NHOR. Is it garbage to have winning scratchers on the fridge door in case youse gets jammed up and need a quick 5 to 20 bucks?

Wafflefries762

Is it garbage that before every purchase when at a fancy bar before buying a round I say “I gotta check with the suits” and it’s really just me calling my mom to cash app me?

Jessica Byers

Not a question but I saw a guy driving without a shirt on the other day and thought about the show right away. Trashhhh

aj k

10$ investor, is it garbage to turn around to retrieve your OWN cars parts from the road, is it more so if your parent made you do it

Thomas Kennard

$10 sleeper cell NHOR is it garbage if you’re in a meeting with you’re boss and they ask “where do you see yourself in 5 years?” And your response is “not here”

HOME

Is it garbage to have your are you garbage pateron get declined bc of insufficient funds

Crazy No-Diploma

NHOR - youse ever drive down the highway and have the hawk or eagle debate? Then someone chimes in with the “it’s a vulture”. Driving down the GSP to the Jersey shore, was either that or the Jersey devil every time as a kid.

Kacee S

$10 Bug Man backer, had one read once. Youse ever fart while approaching the bowl for a deuce and end up sitting with your head in the cloud you just made? No. Bueno.

H. Shmoley

Just did a scrap copper run this weekend. The entire time the theme to AYG was playing in my head.

Big Honkin Awoogas

10 dollar homie, never had one read: Is it garbage to reuse a floss pick from your garbage can because you’ve ran out and them thangs are expensive

Meow Man

First time long time NHOR $10 Homie: is it garbage to list a kids Bentley toy car on Facebook market place with the title “need gone”

Doctor Stool

First time long time. Is it garbage to put your unfinished food back into the pot if it’s just the family eating? My wife made some pasta last night and when I didn’t finish my plate I just dumped it back into the pot for later. She was cool with it.

She Crab Poop

How many ice cubes do you think you kicked under the fridge in your life time

Lance

$10 dirtbag here, is it garbage to swipe a piece of fresh bread directly into the margarine container?

rochella

10 dollar homie had 1 read before (made my day when I heard it in the ep) Is it garbage if your landlord calls you to tell you that your neighbor in the back passed away and he doesn't have any family to come and go through his stuff so if there's anything you want, take it now cuz hes getting a dumpster tomorrow to throw it all away..

Foleys next ex

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage that when you’re a kid you and your brother broke your mom’s decoration on the wall, which was a big fork the color was black and you broke it and then taped it up and colored it in with sharpie?

Nuttin on that?!

Brand new $10 bozo, have you ever wanted to invite the ayg cast to your wedding but your wife says that we dont have the budget for that alcohol?! I couldn't correct her bc she was right

Knuckles Deepe’

10 dollar FTLT - never had one read, AYG if your roommates girlfriend smoked your kidney stone ? I passed a kidney stone and had to keep it in a vile to bring to the DR. Came home after work and she was yelling at my roommate that “was the worst drugs she ever did” - she found the vile and smoked it 🙄

Great Griffin Above

Are you garbage if you opt to wear socks, but not shoes or go barefoot outside?

Philip Masturzo

$10 Homie NHOR, is it garbage to hold up the hose on the gas pump when you finish getting gas so you can get every drop?

Pizza

FTLT never read. Are you garbage if your idea of a diet is white wine instead of beer & no bun on the cheeseburgers?

All The Toast

$10 Woodsman, How many tree stumps in yer yard? Bonus if it’s all stumps

Meatball Dom

Long time homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to adopt slang you don’t understand? I’ve been saying “heavy bike” for years, and every time I say it, I hope no one asks me what I mean! P.S. I just saw the new episode title and realized it might actually be “heavy bite” lmao

Drew Walter

$10 Homie NHOR, Are you garbage if you try to negotiate with children at a fundraiser?

Eric B

Is it garbage to zyn in church? I take it out for communion of course. It ain't sinnin if you're zynnin

Mads and Charlie

FTLT NHOR, Is garage to go on the hunt for the garbage mobile before the show at the Wilbur? My wife called me a bozo but I had to grab a pic. Love youse gang that show was crazy

Hometown Hogie

AYG if you use the company card to grab a 30 rack of cold ones from the gas station and tell the boss the charge was for gas

Spiro_The_Hero

10 dollar homie never had one read (I blame Kippy) is it garbage if your girlfriend wants exclusive rights to a retail chain store? My ex got upset that I went to World Market (they’re everywhere in FL) with another chick after we broke up- saying that she wanted that place to be “our special place”

Brendan O

"How frequently do you ask for a discount?"

IowaGuy64

New $10 IOU...is it garbage to turn on your heated passenger seat to keep the fast food warm on your way home before eating jt?

Philip Masturzo

$10 Homie NHOR, you ever puke in the Ocean?

Peaches

Is it garbage if your childhood bedroom had a drop down ceiling

John Sanders

$10 upper Bucks County native, never had one read. Is it garbage to frequently remove the passenger front seat from your car in order to go pick up lumber from home Depot to avoid paying delivery fees

Big Tim

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to not fill out the amount of the check for a wedding gift until you get eyes on the spread? Shout out to my grandpa for the lesson.

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. AYG if you've ever had a Bluetooth speaker in your car cuz the radio didn't work?

Fritz

Long time homie FRITZ here! 1. Is it garbage to put peanuts on your PB&J because you only have smooth peanut butter? 2. What's the pee protocol in the shower if you have a clogged drain that your pushing off fixing. You still peeing? Love youse guys!

DannySumhairs

not a garbarge question but Foley pickin his belly button and smellin his finger had my stomach turnin. love it

cleveland depression

10$ small business owner- Are you garbage if you use (meta) AI to come up with recipes? Just made homemade hamburger helper the other night and made Kani salad this morning?

Zynnester Gates

AYG or AYC (are you classy) if your IT Uncle gave you an email address as your birthday present? When I was like 10 he made me an email that’s just my name @ gmail. In hindsight probably the best gift I’ve ever gotten, my man had an idea that the ole web would take off I guess.

AntMan

What’s going on fellas. Pelosi told me to invest 10$ into the filth! Just wondering is it garbage if your dad used to try all the products at the grocery store before he bought it? He would literally open anything he hadn’t gotten before and try it before he bought. I’ve witnessed this man take a bite outta a block of parm and then just put it back and keep walking.

Big Baked Ziti

Long time homie here. Christmas themed Halloween costumes. 🎃

Bryce Marshall

$10 homie never had one read. is it garbage if your mom married your stepdad in a basement of some random ladies house, who did the ceremony. then, a couple years later you find your dad (who you've never met) because you find a video of him on the Internet because he had a wedding in a basspro shop? love youse!

Pat Buckles

$10 hoagie NHOR - Is it trashy when you see someone driving like an asshole ahead of you, to pick a good song and crank it in preparation for some dope dash cam footage?

Brooks Brown

Kentucky trash here, My family owns and operates a pawn shop growing up my dad would always trade to get things paid for the kids. Most notably he traded our orthodontist shotguns and TVs for part of the braces bill, more recently he met a couple that was opening up a pizza place & traded them some TVs for thousand dollar gift card …. Is it garbage?

DavieLoz

$10 Homie here never had one read. Is it trash using the elastic band on top of a Little Tree car air freshener to tie up my daughter's hair. I was out running errands with my daughter, on our last stop I noticed her hair tie broke so I looked around my truck saw the air freshener I was in a pinch so pulled that fucker off and used it and it worked pretty good. The wife wasnt to happy about it when we got home but I thought it was a good solution.

F. Holey

$10 Homie never had one read: Is it garage if during COVID your pregnant wife was freaking out because of the toilet paper shortage, so you say I’ll be back and return in 10 minutes with toilet paper; when she says how did you get this?? You say “babe, you married gas station people” .. only true garbaggio knows the gas station sells toilet paper.

Tim Cody

$10 homie NHOR…Is it Garbage to drive around the neighborhood looking at Halloween decorations and say “oh they must be doing good they have two giant skeletons”

Two knuckles in and now my pee turned white

10 peso investor here, never had one read; is it garbage to tell your uber driver to pull over to side so you can puke and avoid paying the cleaning fee but you secretly already threw up a little on yourself? - low low moment. Also history hyena name here in case you were wondering cuz

Tuddy's Protégé

What up, $10 foreign investor, H1R. Are you garbage if you load garbage bags into your RV to throw away at the campground you're going to so that its not filling up your garbage can at home?

Gravy Seals

$10 Keeper of the trash, and never had one read. Are you garbage if the mud flaps on your Datsun truck have a crudely drawn depiction of a cartoon cat (Similar to a Temu Heathcliffe), showcasing its puckered butthole.

John V

$10 guy NH1R Is it garbage to skip brushing your teeth, because you went to the dentist earlier that day?

ohhdoylerulezz

$10 Stock holder here, is it garbage to use your foot to flush a toilet?

Nicky No Socks

$10 Consigliere How garbage is it to always have an old hotel keycard/credit card in your wallet just in case you need to jimmy a door or have an H Foley kinda afternoon. Keep it separated from the other cards so I don’t mix business with garbage, let me know

Mayor of Cleveland

$10 investor. Are you garbage if your parents keep left over pizza on the counter and eat it for days at a time? Example, they will order pizza Friday night and leave the pizza at room temperature on the counter and snack on it all weekend. Love you guys!

MuchomanHfoley

LTFT is it garbage to have be forced to have matching costumes every Halloween with your wife? She’s been reading fairy smut and it’s making me nervous

Uzeeavarr

Long time bozo first time homie NHOR Is it garbage if you’ve committed to memory the caffeine content of every energy drink?

SweetMcD

1st time submitting, long time $10 homie AYG if you say res•chrant instead of rest•au•rant? (Looking at you Foley 👀) AYG if you say EXpecially instead of especially? (Looking at both of youse, and most other Philly comics, on that one) You could definitely fill another bonus ep with a list of trash mispronunciations. I know I have a few more suggestions. 🖤

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 Wawa BLT Hoagie with Ranch and Old Bay NEVER HAD ONE READ Is it garbage to take a break mid sandwich/meal to floss your teeth and then get back to eating? Eat half a 10inch classic, hit the plaquers and then crush the second half with fresh chompers.

true thread prince Pete Seidel

14.50 candian mother fucker here NHOR, is it garbage to get too drunk,take a bad fall and then blame the dog for triping me so i dont seem too fucked up

Tuddy’s Sancho

T$H Yeah I’ve had one read before, so what? Is it garbage to not tell your girl you have a day off so she can’t make do chores? Swear they can’t just let you do nothing

Kyle Claxton

$10 homie here, never had one read. Ever eat a family sized bag of chips for dinner?

Nick O’Neill

$10 arbiter of garage nh1r, are you garbage if you insist on having a salty snack to pair with your sweet snack? My girlfriend eats buffalo flavored Doritos with chocolate cake and a glass of milk. Wonder why she suffers from frequent upset stomachs. Love youse baby!

Nick Illig

10 dollhair nhor, AYG if you disturb a hornets nest and then say "they ain't happy"

Marie

$10 homie(yes it's overdrafted my account...more than once) youse ever carpooled and paid in a Dunkin coffee gift card?

Daniel

Long time homie, never had one read: is it garbage to take a photo of your car’s odometer and send it to your friends?

Milk Farts

$10 homie. Let's talk reversible belts. Who's rockin' um? And speaking of, does foley have to daisy chain his belts or double down with suspenders as well?

Dude that looks like a prick

$10 new homie long time listener! When I was 18 my childhood house was falling apart. Instead of moving out my parents moved out and let me live there. I just didn’t use the side of the house that was “bad off” 🤣

Tuddy’s Canadian Consultant

Long time homie, AYG if you’ve ever ran out of gas on your way to the gas station after saying “don’t worry we’ll make it” then have to walk there buy a Jerry can and fill it up then walk back

Tom

10$ bozo NHOR. Is it garbage if your wife started buying a decorative shower curtain for each holiday… and you think they’re pretty cool looking!

Trailer Park Rick

$5 associate NHOR. I have 2 words. Gatorade Powder

Rafael Hernandez

$20 shareholder has had one read is it garbage to use your antidepressants as a baby rattle ps it was not my kid

LowRider561

$10 Board member first time long time. Is it garbage if you have to check every public toilet to make sure you flushed because at the house you do yellow mellow brown goes down to save on the water bill & space in the septic tank?

Joe Money

10$ fellow can't winker, NHOR, is it garbage to Re Use a paper plate if its not That dirty, example just some crumbs or dried ketchup

Uncle Duff

10$ babka boy. NHOR You ever call a hotel to cancel a res last minute and they try to hit you with a “cancelation charge” so you strategically work in a fake sob story that you caught your fiancée cheating yesterday hoping they’ll feel bad and waive the fee? I found a better hotel for half the price and there’s no way forking over $500 for some BS corporate policy. BTW it worked and was the highlight of my week. Suck it Harbor Hotel.

VIK SOBTI

NHOR: NOTHING TO ASK, BUT ANYONE ELSE SEEING FOLEY AS A FAT MARK MARON?

Use Guise

NHOR: is it garbage if your dad drops you off at school then goes and turns himself in to jail and bonds out in time to pick you up from school? For a domestic charge that you and your brother witnessed the night before…

Jugs N Ammo LLC

$10 Foleyville resident. NHOR. AYG if you call the ambulance cause you need Tylenol?

Smashing Blumpkins

Did anyone else's parents use to buy Chicken Roll? In the 90s, my dad worked at the Acme, and would occasionally bring home this monstrosity. I got bamboozled thinking it was turkey. To this day, I cringe when I think about it.

fuckdick

$10 homie never had one read: is it garbage to have your baby shower at a gun range? My cousin is having his first baby soon and decided the gun range was a good place to celebrate

Phil A

Not really a question just realized ive never let you guys know i danced to simple man with my mom at my wedding. How ya doin

Rob L

$10 gambler (mostly loser) NHOR, IIG if all your Pyrex lids have your last name on them?

Billy Dreamer

Long time first time. Is it garbage to use medication no matter how expired it is?

Hoosker Doos

$20 generational wealth homie here, that's NHOR. Youse ever bungee'd your trunk shut? My old lady and I were broke AF for a loooong time and had to buy cheap cars wherever we could, including from Penny Saver ads, grocery store parking lots, and pawn shops. One such vehicle, which was obviously in an accident, had red tape over the taillight and an old-style bungee cord holding the trunk shut. We bought it for around $500 and got 2,000 miles out of it before the brakes got so bad that we had to buy something else. She's since earned her PhD and is a professor at a major university, and I get to drive her around in a much nicer vehicle. Love youse!

DelcoDestroyer

$10 dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if your grandfather would pull all the grandkids into the kitchen before dessert was served at family parties growing up to watch him shoot himself with insulin and ask if we still wanted to eat cake?

James Maxwell

10$ recurring investor, NHOR. Youse guys have any trashy tattoos? Next Patreon goal 👀

C N

$10 homie Is it garbage to put paper towels into an empty Clorox wipe container to soak up the liquid and have “more” colorx wipes

Eric Parpart

A question that came up from a recent show- do you own an umbrella? If so, what kind and how many?

Dick Draggins

Is it garbage or classy to use a spit cake for birthdays. My wife’s side of the family used fake spit cakes for every birthday. I never seen these things before but I like the concept. Let me know boys love youse.

Lyle

$10 homie, had one read, NBD. You know anyone that used an empty boat trailer to haul a couch / furniture? Saw this on the 101 in the Bay a few years ago

foleys pizza slice mid intro

Long time fan. Fairly new $10 homie. Never wrote one or had one read. Is it garbage if when your money is good, and if you go out to eat, it's always chick fil a because you know your points will add up on the app for when your inevitably broke next week and then you know you'll have points for free chicken sammiches? Axin fo a friend that's definitely not me. Trav hit me! keep it up uncle hank. Looking good.

Lyle

Do you crush / squeeze a can in your hand before tossing it? My German bud pointed it out to me, didn’t even realize I did this every time

Lyle

Last one: AYG if you finish washing your hands before the water gets hot?

Tyler B

$10 homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if you turn 18 in a strip club? I grew up in NH, it's a tradition to go up to Montreal Senior year to hit the strip clubs and casino. I was 17 when we crossed and turned 18 the following day. Every club turned us away saying to come back at midnight until one bouncer was cool enough to let me in at 11:30pm. Clock struck midnight with a face full of titties. Shout out club Super Sexe!

Patrick Hinkle

Have you ever had so many crumbs on your bed that your wife took the full size floor vacuum, stood on the bed, and ran it like it was carpet?

Covid, Shieeeeeeeeeeet

$10 returning homie, NHOR. Is it garbage if one of your coworkers uses Windex as an all purpose cleaner for everything-table, keyboard, office chair, monitor? No glass to be had.

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to say youve paid multiple times to see the harlem globetrotters throughout your life?

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to cosplay your favorite character at a movie theater?

Kay Jay Peterman

Is it garbage to still have all our medals we won at woodloch pines on display in our apartment

Toomanydavesmiths

Ever blow your nose with a receipt? Guarantee Uncle Hank has

Mister Gambini Alabama Yoot Law

10 dollar dreamer here had one read but hey I’m paying double what the 5 dollar bozos are paying. How do you say spinach? Spin-itch or spin-idge. Also do you call vodka sauce a la vodka sauce?

Stevie 6 fingers

10$ homie nhor, youse ever been jammed up and have to use something out of the bathroom to wipe ya ass? I’ve had to use those white coffee filters, dad wasn’t happy lol

Berry Dinger DDS

$10 homie, had 1 read. Is it garbage to sell your $60 in Netflix stock to take your girl out for her birthday dinner?

Michelle Turner

Ftlt 10 $ board member. Is it garbage to blow your nose in the shower!

Fitzmagic

First time long time NHOR are you garbage if you tell people youve been going out to Montauk every summer your entire life, which is true, but omit that you go tent camping for $200 a week w 15 of your family and only venture into town for booze, golf and fried chicken, shoutout Herb's meats and hither hills state park love ya's

Joe

Never had one read…are you garbage if you rank your local pizza places by how good their ranch dressing is ?

Forgotten Jellybean

5$ recycling rascal, NHOR!! Is it garbage if you and your fellow kickboxers start drinking outside the dojo because its the sensei's birthday and he broke out the grill?

Ty Klocke

$10 co-proprietor here - Is it garbage to ask to take home leftovers if someone invites you over for dinner at their house? I had some friends over for chicken parm the other night and my buddy asked if he could take some home for lunch the next day.

Chicken Finger Blaster

$10 friend of the fat court. Is it garbage to trip a four-year-old as payback for snitching on you for sneaking a cupcake at his party?

JarviDent

When you say the word "college" do you pronounce it "Cal-lidge" or "Cohl-ledge"

Hobo Joe

$10 handjob never had one read Is it garbage if your step mom was your neighbor growing up? Is it more trashy if your dad and that whore got married on Halloween ?(my favorite holiday) Is it even more trashy that I went as a drag queen?

Lester Diamond

10$ homie, yous ever used anything besides a plunger to unclog a toilet? Eg. The Handle end of tooth brush? Was at a girls house, had a 5 day old shit that literally filled the hole... had to slice and dice with someones toothbrush and act like everything was cool.

Noah Fayling

$10 home NHOR is it garbage to hold your swim trunks out the window while driving to dry them. Ps this works great for cooling down food, hold on tight though lost a few McChickies on the 131

frameofmindart

$10 homie NHOR - is it garbage to have a real name that cops never believe like “James Bond” or my favorite I’ve heard…. “Anthony (Tony) Bologna”

The five finger bandit

2 $5 dollar foot long investor, is it garbage to throw a pot away when it’s too dirty to clean just buy an whole new one this is new money dumb stuff

Alex Melendez

$10 homie never had one read. Have you ever had a family meeting in the bathroom bc your Dad wants to see how much shampoo each of us uses. Yea man, I’m definitely going to showcase the 1:3 of the single bottle of H&S the 5 of us share (?). Dummy

SteveUrkle12

Is it garbage to heat your home using your oven

Rex

$10 homie NHOR - Is it garbage to buy alcohol for an adult while being in middle school. I had an uncle who was home bound, he lived near my house so after school I would stop by pick up his ID and a note he had written explaining the situation. I’d ride my bike to the liquor store and about 50% of the time the would play ball.

Philthy Nic

Is it garbage if i had a dream that kippy was driving my car (Subaru Outback) through Delco with Tim Dillon shotgun while Tim asked me how much ice i used to steal in this thing?

Amber Crambie & Finch

$10 hoagie. NHOR. this one’s for all the back of the house bozos and chef boy R kippy’s. Is it garbage to put mashed potatoes in your eggs? hear me out, I had leftover steak n mashed potatoes from din din. Whipped that up with some scrambies and made killer breakfast burritos the next morning. Fluffier than I expected. 8/10 would do again

Allyoop

New to Patreon, never had one read. Is it garbage that my 3 year old helps my husband take scrap wire from his job to the scrap yard every weekend for extra grocery money? She enjoys it and we pay her a dollar each time.

Foley’s illegitimate child

$20 Jersey homie here NHOR, is it garbage if your parents bought a hockey jersey for you as a kid for a family photo and then returned it, cause that’s how they get you. Love youse

Pierce Hughes

Is it garbage if you finish a bag of chips and use that as a garbage bag for the next couple days?

WildWeirdoWeldor

10 dollar garbage pail kid, NHOR. Is it garbage to sell free tickets your company gave you?

GreasySleezin

First time long time w/ a happy ending, is it garbage to use the end of a whole stick of butter to grease a pan instead of slicing off one piece at a time? My butter stick looks like I cleaned my floors with it at this point

Nick Vogel

$10 homie NHOR- Are you garbage if you stay in your campervan in the hotel parking lot instead of getting a room in the wedding party room block?

Whiff Chiffley

$10 Homie, never had one read. 1. Are you garbage if you weigh yourself before and after every dump to see how much the poop weighed? And are you even more garbage if you keep track on a notepad to hopefully beat your high score? 2. Are you garbage if you order double rice no vegetables at a Hibachi joint? Extra Yum Yum sauce.

SilkeySmooth

10$ homie, NHOR. Little jammed up at the moment, going back to school and currently the Mrs. Is the breadwinner. Is it garbage to complain how she spends her money and is it rude to say no to vacations she wants us to go on her dime.

The Last Hamurai

$10 Canadian homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if you print an “out of order” sign out and tape it to your floors ice machine when you travel? Unlimited ice = clean living

Patty’s Massage Therapist

$10 Hiberian never had one read. Growing up, my massive Irish Catholic family decided to do a Disney Cruise for the whole entire family. My grandfather unexpectedly passed beforehand so my grandma gave the ticket to our also very Irish family priest. The family priest went on to get hammered at the bonvoyage and do a mass for 200 people on board.

Brooklynn Jonlee

Hey Boys! Entire time fan! You have read one of my questions before and I just thought of another. Is it garbage to put canned or bottled drinks in the fridge still in the box?

Half Wonderbat

Longtime dirtbag new time homie: never had one read: Are you garbage if you buy the fancy desserts in the individual glass cups from Aldi just to have shot glasses when you are done? -JSpace

Kippy and Foleys Love Child

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage if your pops made his kids sand his pick up truck and paint it with a roller and brush? True story. We need a NGL interview about his trashiness.

Crunt frucker

Loooooong time listener nhor, you ever open a can of something and put it in the fridge for later because you couldn’t finish it?

Grundle Taintstein

FTLT. Are you garbage if you have 15k+ patreon subscribers as a professional podcaster but still don’t have the self awareness to realize you need to clear your throat? For the love of God kippy, it sounds like you’re under water. No one wants to listen to your gurgle throat. I’ve turned off multiple episodes recently cause I couldn’t take it anymore. CLEAN IT UP

Foleys catheter

10$ homie never had one red, is it garbage to drive your kids 2.5 hours one way to a fair to watch lawn mowers race on a dirt track

Garbage Gobbler

$10 shareholder here Are you garbage if you have restaurant chip trays in your house. P.S I have the checkered liners too

Mr. Crambie (Amber’s dad)

New $20 hoagie here , never had one read. Is it garbage to include your Patreon tier when meeting the AYG boys? “Hey how ya doin? Johnny Utah (20 dollar investor) good to meet you boys.” Class or trash?

Ranch on Pizza

$10 homie here never had one read, is it garbage to have a designated fast food or rest stop picked out for a long road trip?

DrugzInATony

$10 home style buffet. NHOR. When I was 18 (2010), my dad wrecked his car after a few adult pops and called me to the scene so that I could tell the cops I was driving. The fuzz came to the wrong conclusion that I had wrecked the car, but my dad drove drunk to come to my aid. I talked them into letting me just take my dad home. For years after, my dad still blamed heaters for the wreck because he was reaching for his pack when he went off the road. Disgraziad??

Foley's Tiny Teefies

$20 Tugboat, NH1R, (still don't know the difference between $10 and $20 level but happy to pay nonetheless). Do youse ever give money to the homeless who sit outside the bodegas/gas stations or buy what they ask for? If so, what is your cutoff and what is the craziest thing they have asked for? I have a local neighborhood crackhead who always asks me to buy him an Ice House tall boy every morning when I stop for my coffee and gas. I break him off from time to time - but damn he's starting to jam me up. One time I was buying a pack of cigs for my mom, and he asked me to open the pack and give him one. Smh.

Upper Bucks Garbaggio

Is it garbage to just Rubinoff items on eBay, ie like them or watch them and try to drive the price down with no intention of making the purchase just for the juice ?

illumiYani

10 homie are you garbage if you empty leftover tobacco from the filters in your ash tray and roll a jail house heater cause you're too jammed up to buy a new pack of heaters?! Loved seeing you boys in Brea! Stay garbage

Pmill

FTLT Are you garbage if the secret ingredient to your grandmother’s sloppy Joe’s was Dr. Pepper? They were incredible btw.

Tuddy'sCutties

NHOR $10 homette- show me some love! what's the classy way to eat chicken? My husband goes to town on a wing i.e eats the cartilage, marrow, skin, everything. I only like the white meat, no funny stuff. Who's garbage? love youse

J D

Haven’t had one read. Is it garbage to use a tissue/napkin twice? First to blow your nose second to wipe something off the table? Thanks. Love the show Timon and Pumbba.

Jesse

Is it garbage if I don't want strangers to think I'm a loser so I often introduce my sister as my wife? (she's cool with it)

Michael Maximilian

$10 Basura Bozo NHOR - Is it garbage to have tried to learn the ABCs backwards, thinking that would help you get out of a DUI? (still get jammed up at LMNO)

Time for one or two more

Is it garbage to refer to a type of wine as a “flavor”? My brother asked what “flavor” of wine I was drinking and I gave him a rash and a shit before telling him Cabernet

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and I've never had one read. Is it garbage to disown a sibling, and her entire side of the family after a FB argument? This was 2020 at the height of BLM. Untighten your sphincters, I ain't getting political, just some context. My older sister is of the opinion that literally every single cop is a murderer, graper, and r@cist, that all deserve to "not be alive anymore." I'm not exaggerating, she LITERALLY thinks that, no exceptions. I disagreed with her public FB post about the subject, she didn't like that... Not. One. Bit. An argument occurs and eventually her nearly 18yo daughter (my niece) jumped in the comments. I won't bore you with a full courtroom transcript. But the straw that broke the camels back was them saying to me that my wife/sons mother (a black woman, I'm white), was right to cheat on me and darn near drive me to "un-alive" myself (I still have issues with that). That I not only deserved it, they said they feel bad for my son (who they know is the only thing that kept me from doing "it," because I didn't want him growing up without a dad like I did). They felt bad for him because he has such a "violent, despicable r@cist for a father," who "hates the color of his skin." This is all because I disagreed with their rather extreme views on police mind you, that's it... So "logically" that must mean I'm basically a Klansman. I told her that she and her family were dead to me after that. She would never see my son Julius or me ever again, and if she dies first I will not be going to her funeral. She won't be welcome at mine, yes it's in my Will lol. I allowed them to use my race, sex and sexual orientation as a means to insult me and delegitimize my opinion over the entire argument; that stuff's whatever to me. But that one crossed a VERY big line. You don't say something like to your little brother who's struggling with "bad thoughts," and trying to piece his fractured life back together. I still haven't spoken to her, or anyone else from her family. F-'em all. Sorry that was a long one fellas. Love youse guys, can always count on y'all to put a smile on a guys face when he's feeling down 👍🏻

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone.

H8XWYF

Long time listener and a $20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school) - the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower yes I worked on the flight deck (no big deal...). We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of each one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course. Bonus points if you can decipher my username. You think it'd make a good vanity plate? 😂

Joey G

FTLT is it garbage if you refer to crayons at “colors” my mom used to always tell me “go grab your colors”. P.s. Come to San Antonio ! Love yall boys🇺🇸🇺🇸

Jarrod

$10 Hoamie NHOR Is it garbage that I’m the reason my parent’s home phone gets spam/scam calls all the time? As a kid I answered a spam call from “Microsoft” and handed my dad the phone and he fell for the trick too. Family computer got hacked and I guarantee they’ll be harassed forever cause I was a dumbass. Love youse

The Corn Bread Connoisseur

10 dollar dude here never had one read but is it garbage to eat your groceries in the car on the ride home from the store?

Ryan Morgart

10 dollar homie here after 3 years never had one read . Is it garbage to steal all the medical gloves and wipes when you had a heart transplant so when you get out you can use them for all the bbq you smoke to save money ?

Matthew Mello

$20 LA bozo FTLT-NHOR. Is it garbage, as an almost 40-year old man, to sleep on top of the bed comforter with a blanket so that you don't have to make the bed every morning? Thanks for all the joy!

McTwisted

10$ bro 3RDTLT... Are you garbage if you walk away or turn off a sporting event because you think you're team will do better if your not watching...

Time for one or two more

When I was a kid I referred to my step mom as Aunt Liz because that’s what I grew up calling her when she was my moms best friend pre divorce

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$10 homie / NHOR - AYG if the wait staff crosses a line with their banter? My wife, mother-in-law & sister-in-law order 1st, I’m a gentleman. I’ll have the 3-piece tenders, please, with green chili mac & another marg. Wait staff says “I love that for you…”

Tootie and the blowfish

Is it garbage to go listen to old episodes and hear Hank tell kippy that if he doesn’t take better care of his Kia it’s going to get stolen then it gets stolen

Drew Dembs

First time long time - Is it garbage to use the refrigerator light as a light for the kitchen for weeks because my kitchen gets great light during the day and I only remember after the sun goes down and the hardware store is closed

Nick

$10 Homie … AYG if your 8 month old daughter drops whatever shes doing when she hears the intro music to watch the “Big Man” and “Kippy”!

Aaron Haas

$10 homie How many times can your wife’s aunt see you naked before you think she’s trying to get with you. My garbage friend Josh’s question

Foley's Taint

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage to insist on having both a top and bottom burger bun at the backyard BBQ. I remember plenty of times grabbing a burger and having two tops or two bottom as they got shuffled around whilst being plated.

Whitpain Hills Ex-Rentee

$10 shareholder here, never had one read. Are you garbage if you tell your friends and family to ignore any solicited calls from debt collectors asking for you? I am jammed tf up

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 board member: is it garbage to buy nips (airplane bottles, minis, etc.) by the dozen? I bought a couple dozen of fireball before a round of golf and the clerk didn’t seem too impressed

Upjammed

$10 investor NHOR when you’re on the phone and need to write down some info, is it garbage if the only thing you have to write on is unpaid bills from the mail

Wei Xiong Shien Gillis

10$ homie NHOR is it garbage to throw your dogs shit in a neighbors trashcan when youre walking it?

TuddysExBoyfriend

$10 WaWa employee here. How trashy is the lipstick ring on a cig butt and why does it kind of get the stinger going?

Meow Man

First time long time NHOR $10 Homie: is it garbage to list a kids Bentley toy car on Facebook market place with the title “need gone”

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

10$ non refundable donation, had one read, am I garbage if when I pick up a bungie strap there is a 55% chance I'm nunchucking that mofo?

gabage pal aunt Jamie

10 trash NHOR is it garbage to save all sodas and fruit cups thay my dads hasnt eaten or drank to bring home so he has extras, that way I can delay going to the grocery and not pay someone to sit with him so I can go?

Dan

$10 homie lookin for a Cash App hookup, you hang a piss while brushing your teeth?

Markie J Townsend

Is it garbage if ya try to get a cash app payment from ya favorite pod for the Uber for ya girl getting outta rehab because ya vehicle broke down 🙂

Walter Toribio

Ayg if you ever had to break into your own house. Had my kids with me when I locked myself out. Had to kick the door in, now I'm jammed up with having to repair the door to this rental.

Harry Potter’s Uncle

I recently discovered a poor gambling habit in the form of buying Baseball cards. Most cards are garbage but you never know when you might pull a rare autograph, some jersey, or a 1 of 1. I typically tell the cashier it’s a birthday present for my nephew, sometimes going as far as asking for the gift receipt. The shame of opening them all in my car 10 minutes later is pretty rough but one time I found an autograph worth about $15 smackers (how ya dern). P.S the nephew loves all my losing tickets. Love ya

loser forever

FTLT from east TX and started saying “wudder” instead of water listening to you eastern honks are you garbage

HoonytoonS

Hey there is it garbage to use the term (your mileage may vary) when not referring to fuel economy. Love youse

The Fatador

$10 jabroni, never had one read. Are you garbage if you don’t have a home security system so you buy an ADT sign second-hand and stick it in your front yard to keep the riff-raff away?

Bryce Marshall

are you garbage if you are now waiting for the next cashapp collab cause jammed up is just your way of life?

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

$10 Tuddy aficionado, NHOR. Is it garbage to want to ask a place if they offer a cash discount knowing good and well you ain’t got the cash regardless.

Tuddy's baby daddy

First time, long time. $10 fuck stick. 5'10", a svelte 170lbs. Is it garbage if to comprehend the amount of sugar in a Sprite (38 grams) you imagine how large of a pile of cocaine that would be?

ohhdoylerulezz

Youse ever order a slice of cheese pizza but refer to it as stock? "Lemme git 2 stock slices to go"

Aunt Tuddy's Ketamine Therapist

whats up gang, thanks for reading out my garbage question on air! tube to mouth with the toothpaste is trash for sure.. my gf is the one that sniped me on that.. and i had to ask it here lol Here's another one.. is it garbage to share a monthly metrocard between 3 people?

Logan

First time $9.99 homie, is it garbage to sell a car you’ve owned and left sitting for a year and get it ready by just buying a new battery and driving it hard for an hour or two to get the rust off the rotars so it doesn’t shake so bad.

Nick Fulks

Would yah eat something that’s been sitting in the bait fridge for a few days?

Thin Sliced Salami Nipples

$10 homie never had one read- is it garbage to put in every family members phone number at the Kroger gas station and cancelling the transaction if they don’t have the 30 cent off/ gallon? I have a lot of siblings so they really don’t think anything of it if they don’t see it.

Landon Becnel

10 dollar homie, first time long time, Ayg if you go on a carnival cruise just to gamble in international waters since you’re only 18 years old.

Funky McBass

$10 homie, long time listener. Love what you guys do. Seriously, thank you. Is it garbage to carry a beer coozie with you at all times?

Fat Shisno

Hey buddy, OHOR what's the trashiest answer to this question, "what's that on your microwave?" Mine was queso and it's been there for years.

Adam Lovelace

$10 homie Resubbed after being jammed up. Garbage if your dad had to tie his shoe laces to his windshield wipers until he could get them fixed?

Bingo Bango

$10 trash aficionado here NHOR. Ever break up a cat fight?

Sore Shoulders, Broken Spirit

$10 shareholder, is it garbage to begin eating while still at the buffet? I've never not done it. LOVE youse boys

Foley’s Belly Button Stench

$5 homie, NHOR - Have you ever chosen to eat your Slim Jim Beef 'N Cheese with a plastic fork and knife, after having slightly warmed it up in the microwave? It’s a terrifically, trashy treat, and pairs well with a slightly shaken Baja Blast on the rocks

Melly Mel

Is it garbage to pass off a family heirloom junker to an unsuspecting neighbor? My dad got a 1998 jeep grand Cherokee from a junkyard and had his buddy fix it up. My sister drove it, then I drove it, then it just sat in our driveway for a couple years. My dad traded it to a guy down the street in exchange for a custom boat cover. He had me drive it to the guy, on my way it ran out of gas. While I was waiting for my dad to come fill it up a little I noticed there was a huge wasps nest inside. Not only was he planning on giving it to this guy with no gas, but also most likely failed to mention it was infested with wasps. Guess that’s the new guys problem now 😂

Jesse

When's the last time you have been on a mechanical bull? The last time for me, 10yrs ago, Dale Earnhardt Jrs bar in Charlotte. I was throw off immediately when I tried to take my shirt off like a drunk slut at a Bachelorette party. Im a dude BTW.

RayRae

$10 broad, Nh1r. Any ladies in your family obsessed with horses or wolves?

Carl's Back Fat

Long time bozo, fairly new $10 board member. As a kid, your mom ever make you carry string and a 20lbs bumbbell down to the beach to be used as an anchor? She fell asleep on a floatie and had to walk about a mile back to the family and ever since ties the rope to her foot.

Gnome Northeast

Is kippy garbage if the only time he mentioned the word “black” in his hour he looked directly into my black girlfriends eyes when we were sitting front row? You boys killed it at the Wilbur!

Josh Stephens

$10 Homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you hold your pee when going number 2 in a public bathroom or at someone’s house incase you streak it up and have to use the pressure washer method

Kippy and Foleys Love Child

$10 homie NHOR. is it garbage to use the AYG vocab at family events. example: me and my brothers go to grab a beer i say lets get after it. refer to hot dogs as diesels. when my wifes friend goes outside to smoke say shes outside catching a heater. tell my moms love youse. Ha ya dern! haha love the pod.

Pat Buckles

$10 hoagie NHOR - Is it trashy to dump the last of your tumbler coffee under the car parked next to you after every shift, solely to leave a concerning big brown stain on the concrete? This dickhead‘s car has been there for about a week, parked in one of our department’s designated spots and no one’s shown up. I think they’re on a work trip, so I want them to lose it thinking the car’s been leaking something bad all week. It’s an 07 Honda so a bad leak kind of checks out.

Aunt Tuddy’s Tattooer

New $10 homie, never had one read, is it garbage to use a vape after leaving it in a public bathroom. Coworker left it in the bathroom, he tossed it, which I agreed with. But curious what the homies think! Come to Columbus Ohio I’ll buy 4 tickets

Adalis

Is it garbage to wear sports gear on vacation? I was just in Mexico on a trip and on Sunday there were tons of people wearing Eagles jerseys

Dempsey Group Intern

Is it garbage to have your own cigarette case in 8th grade? It was an AC/DC case and contained cigs of all different shapes and sizes I’d steal from friends parents

tickling my prostate gland is my brand

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to take a picture of a massive duece you've taken? Dropped a clean, solid, unbroken log that had to be about 18 inches long. The anaconda was peaking out of the water just begging for a pic to share with the boys in the group chat. P.S. I know Big Jay would approve.

BofaDeezNutz

Have you ever picked your teeth with anything other than a toothpick? I already know the answer is yes, (i'm looking at you Bug Man) so let's hear em

Bluewater _

Is it garbage if you join patreon bi-yearly and watch 6 months of backlogged content in a month ? PS : I’m no longer jammed up and letting the subscription ride now 🤣

Tommy Heglin

Yo. What names do you give your turns? I’m a Larry and Ralph man

Roly Poly Foley

Zit garbage to get a big package that you never open, and it ends up being used as a table or countertop?

Jordan Perna

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage to get stepped on by a cow on your head when you’re nine years old and your mom instead of using an ice pack use a screaming cold PBR.

Junior Bailey

Boys, is it garage if you ever eaten openpit BBQ covered ribs off of a kerosene heater?

TuddysTwoTimingTallywacker

$10 New Garbage Listener. Is it garbage to strap an old childrens smart watch on my dogs collar? Cheap $20 on eBay for a used watch and only $5/month through my carrier. Give Hansy some scritches for me! Much love boys!

Foley's bastard son

10 bone homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to have a garage sale to fix your broken garage door?

Cannoli Foley

Yo boys new to the patron 10 but homie never had one read n oh Cooooking your funniest 2 n take me out my depression badly so first garabger is it trash to have heaps books but no read em just like the look of em

Dylan

Is it garbage to have a mental list of restaurants you won’t order from cause you know they skimp you when you do the online order… Chipotle

Adam Lovelace

$10 homie never had one read Garbage to go to a Tupperware party where a broad is ripping a heater while she’s hooked up to an O2 tank?

Cody

10 Home slice, never had one read. Have you ever ate gum or chapstick?

TriggaaTroy

Been listening for about six months and decided to join the Garbaggio level last week. is it trash to be the designated blower for your dad‘s drive lock breathalyzer at 10 years old and four years later become the designated driver when you go visit him on weekends.

Not H Foley’s burner account

10DHNH1R in high school I asked a non English speaker to buy me beer from the bodega. handed him the money. And he left me his 6 pack as collateral. I didn’t understand the concept so i just drove off with the 6 pack.

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 investor, Am I garbage for hitting the patented H. foley “nothing on that” when my buddy said “yeah I got a little Italian in me” and I said “oh yeah what’s his name” and my buddies iced me out

Mike

Not a question but I'm watching the Todd Tuckey episode right now (which rules btw) and you need to get the angry video game nerd/cinemassacre owner James Rolfe on the show. He's from Philly I believe and is one of THE original youtubers. I think he would be great!!

MainMunchie

My husband recently told me when he was a kid they used to put WD-40 on their bike chains. Go zipping around, terrorizing the neighborhood I’m sure. You’se ever done this? PS he’s a real bozo and one time applied it to the brakes also. Didn’t turn out well.

Assman 5000

Not a question but segment idea you guys should watch AI videos and either do a is this real or just do a commentary. You guys rock!

Jawn_Wick

10$ board member, never had one read. Have you or anyone you know ever use one of those old wood framed tvs that stopped working as a new end table? Growing up ours broke and my mom just threw a "nice" table cloth over it and put a lamp and some pictures on it and kept it moving

Board Member Brando

$120 a year homie here. Are you garbage if you close your bank account and open a new one the same day just for the free gift. (I’ve done this 3 times for a frying pan, thermos, and a Dolly Parton loaf pan) and I plan on doing it again in December with oven mitts.

the bug mans droopy tit

Current shareholder here in the uk ayg if you got your older brothers old shit that didn't fit him anymore for Xmas

Bug Mans Ringcam Heater

14.95 cad homie here, NHOR are ya garbage if your father and uncle get into it over who gets the turkey neck during thanks giving dinner... Youse would never catch one of them around my gullet 🤮

Brayden Byrnes

5$ foot soldier never had one read. Is it garbage if your father checked into a hotel with a no pet policy… had our family dog with us so naturally he threw on some sunglasses walked around like Mr Magoo and had me sign for him at the desk. P.S. I was ten years old and the dog was a basset hound.

Jenna Tailia

$10 homie here. Is it garbage to have a police scanner in your living room? I came from a long line of nosey people (no one was in the line of duty)

JehovahThickness

Just got our quarterly reports for sells at my job. They read off the top sales people on the charts. When they got to me they said I’m covering all of the middle charts and i said I’m a middle charts kind of guy and so are the boys. See yous in Baltimore

roman fiorella

10$ consigliere, never had one read. This is from my fiancé Lexus (her actual name, yes, after the car). Are you garbage if you go to court for an underage drinking citation and you are scheduled to appear in the same Philadelphia court room at the same time as your own father. He didn’t show up (he was on the run) but still prettttty garbage overall. Btw, she is truly the epitome of the AYG clientele, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Love youse, go birds, see you at the Met in December!

John

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if the only stocks and Bitcoin you own are on cash app? I never linked my bank account so when someone sends me money I just invest it in the app.

Mitch M

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you saw your first pair of boobs in Panama City beach and your second pair of boobs in the Wisconsin Dells?

Kansas Trash

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your family doctor (self, wife, and new born) has the same name as one of your dogs? His name is Cooper BTW.

Kyle Dibrita

10$ homie never had one read is it garbage to watch your father snap a weed whacker over his leg and throw it across the yard cause the line kept breaking.

Seth Phillips

$10 homie, first time long time, never had one read. Is it garbage to have carpet on the walls of your kitchen island?

Marco

What’s up gang, $10 Tycoon. Never had one read. You’se ever seen a ghost? I was just listening to an old Halloween episode and was wondering if any new interactions have happened. And I’m not talking about little Asian boys. Given that it’s spooky season, I’ll take stories about Demons, Ghouls, Skin-walkers, Spirits, Banshee’s, Hobgoblins, and Chupacabras. Love you’se boys, Happy Halloween!

Sticky Vicky

Holy shit, just watched the most recent ep and choked on my pb&j with Doritos sandwich when I heard my question read. Love you boys, I have laundry detergent now I swear

BAM! Overdraft

Yo! What happened to Tuddy’s texts messages?! Did the bugman forget to pay the bill on time?

Trash since 81

$10 homie here! AYG if your pronounce Saturday like Sad-dee?

Not Egg

10$ buddy nhor Is it garbabe to buy half off cheesecake or brownies from the grocery store then put in the freezer and eat it over the next month?

Dragos Ciobanu

10€ foreign investor NH1R Lets get back to basics. Your parents ever whoop your ass with a belt?

T-Warf

QUESTION FOR COMMENTERS. Anyone know if Foley or KJ have ever mentioned getting 50 cent on as a guest? I’m sure they thought of it, but that would be fucking sick.

Kaitlyn Connell

$10 bozo NHOR Are you garbage if your parents kept garland hung on the front of your house year-round and had different colored lights strung around it and would just plug in the right colored lights each holiday(Halloween, Christmas, etc)

Genny’s Creamers

$10 shareholder never had one read. AYG if you took out a 401k loan so you had extra beer money?

King Without a Castle

10 dollar Homie NHOR Yous ever say don’t use that switch the light is fucked?

Fabian Quintana

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to scratch off the barcode on Lotto Scratchers and immediately check on the machine , rather than scratching the whole thing and reading the rules of the game

Spitfire542

Is it garbage to blow your nose into a shirt you're throwing into the hamper?

Pat

are you garbage if you throw out a pack of smokes with a bad hangover vowing never to smoke again and 2 days later you're too drunk to drive to the gas station, digging thru the outside trash bin to get right back to them.

Texas dawg

You need to get Charlie berens on the pod seems like y’all would have a blast.

Candle Runningham

10.95/month homie NHOR Is it garbage to play hookie from work but then when you go to pick up your kid up from school, you put on clothes to make it look like you’ve been at work all day so you don’t get judged by the other parents?

Preparation H. Foley

10-dollar homie long time listener NHOR Is it garbage to stuff Benadryl into meatballs and throw them to your neighbor's loud ass dumb ass dogs? Once 3am hit on a Tuesday with some substances that needed to be slept off, your man here was desperate.

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 homie. Long time listener never had one read. AYG if put your baby’s dirty diapers in the bags meant for picking up dog poo, cause them diaper genie bags are fuckin expensive

Trash Gordon

$10 Homie, NHOR, how ya doin. Is it garbage if your dad got in on the tumbler craze so he can sneak jack and cokes into couples therapy but look like he's staying hydrated?

Bud Weiser

$10 Series A Investor, NHOR Is it garbage to say you invest in independent media companies and communication startups to girls at the bars when you are just patreon member for multiple podcasts

Ryan Neidhardt

Consistent $10 homie here. Have yous ever used a broken tv as a stand for a good tv?

G Negrete

Hey guys is jammed up still a thing? Woke up to a broken window this morning. Could really use a break.

99 Jeep Liberty

What the hell was that 10 minute cash app ad on the public episode? Unlistenable junk. Get it together.

AYG $10 Micro Enterprise Investor

AYG If you have to mow your driveway when you mow your lawn? Driveway is filled with cracks and weeds that its easier to mow than weed whack

Bryce Marshall

$10 homo never had one read are you garbage if when you taste something you don't like but still want everyone else to eat it you say "it's... different" my family did this all growing

Birdland Bug Boy.

5 dolla broke new dad, shout out kip. We just had my six month old son’s doc appointment and they said he will likely walk by 9 months. Is it garbage to hope his progress slows TF down?

Mnturdherder

10 doller homi. Turd herder here. Is it garbage to have a unattractive heavy very very busty customer tell me her boyfriend gave her permission to put on something more "comfortable" if it brings the price down. I did not take her up on the offer. P.s. i kinda wanted to see them bazoongas. Pps please come to minnesota

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

Ive already posted my q but I am curious if there is a schedule for how the eps drop? Not new here, but haven't picked up on the pattern. I know its prolly not set in stone, I mean look at these guys.

Patty Foley's Side Piece

FTLT $10 northern MN shareholder AYG if you just throw blankets on your couches when people come over because they're dirty and have rips in em?

Ben Dover

Question for the show At a sporting event, when moving past people in the row you are sitting in, do you pass people face to face or nuts to butt?

BugMan Good, BagMan Bad

IDEA! Make an AI video of foley doing something he shouldn’t and blow his mind with video evidence

PeeShivers McGee

Ten dollar homie/nhor - ever use a sharpie to color parts of your facial hair?…Neither have I.

Joe

$10 homie, are you garbage if you’ve ever participated in a cake walk?

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

Is it garbage if you watch Task on HBO and you understand all the Philly references because you’re an AYG fan. P.S have never been to Philly. Hope to visit someday.

Adrian

$10 homie, never had one read. AYG if you keep your mouthwash in the fridge? I like it to be cold

Cris

Long time first time Is it garbage if your parents put coca cola in your little sister's milk bottle? from like a year and a half old til about 4 she rolled with a bottle filled with pop, it got to the point they had to cut a bigger hole in the nipple to have a stronger flow for her.

Honkin Guzunga’s

Long time 10$ bozo PA trash here !NHOR ….my kids don’t eat there crust don’t matter how good the pie is … is it garbage to make them save there crusts then hour or two later when I’m havin a few pops out some fresh parm on them air fry em for a bit and make crust bread sticks ? …. Just did it feels garbage but they were bangin !

Thefuzzyclam

Ever try gas station boner pills?

Jennifer

Long time listener but new $10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you call the ice at a fancy restaurant “the good Sonic ice” referring to the fast food chains little ice pellets?

Ginger

Long time homie never submitted yet. Are you garbage if you have to wait till Monday to listen this week since my Vikings play your birds this weekend?

Benny

$10 sanitation employee of the month (had one read) When’s the last time youse took a shower while chewing gum?

Flatbreads are just long crackers

Alright, so the big man and Krystal are divorced or at the least separated at this point right? You made it 7 months big guy good run

LeeRide

Long time homie! Never had one read! Is it garbage for your mother to tell you to throw your beer cans out for parole, but I’m the serious one not on parole!

Alicia Russell

AYG if you bring take out food back to the restaurant, after finding hair in it..? -30 mins later, food gone, just a single hair in the Styrofoam box- I witnessed this at work and had a laugh when the guy said "just throw in a piece of that coca cola cake and we'll call it even"

Kippy's Wink Face

Long time listener, $10 Bozo, never had one read. Do you have a license plate from an old car currently on display in your home?

Forgotten Jellybean

$5 sanitation comissioner, NHOR! Is it garbage if growing up your dad asked you to act intellectually disabled so he could park in the disabled spot when collecting the new TV from circuit city?

Cam Cotham

LTL NH1R - Just saw ya'll in Boston. Ever used a metal credit card to scratch a scratch ticket because you're short on change? The irony. Love youse- TRAV HIT ME

DirtTrackinDude

10 doll hair Canadian beaver smasher just got married last weekend is it garbage that we moved all the wedding stuff to the venue in a cattle trailer

Not H Foley’s burner account

10 dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you sit on the shared building staircase, smoking cigars, taking photos of action figures, and playing video games while listening to AYG every night?

Watan The Soup

Are you garbage if you use Groupon for a dental exam?

Crunt frucker

Looong time listener, NHOR. You ever straight up lie about your occupation?

Dumpster Fire

Uncle Hank's dimebag doner, love you long time listener, never read. Are you garbage if you keep winning scratchy tics ($20-$40 bucks) above your sunvisor as emergency funds?

MikeyB

$10 life changer. My buddy is a huge boozer and also his licence is expired. So when he's jammed up and runs out of alcohol he calls an uber to his local liquor stores address. When the uber driver confirmes the ride, he calls or text them and says "i'm 35 years old, my licence is expired. If you can buy me this bottle of vodka and deliver it to my house, i'll pay for the uber ride, the bottle and throw you an extra $20 on top". He says it works 80% of the time.

DRRWF

Is it garbage if you have to buy the discounted weekly roto in quarters because you were between jobs and didn't think ubering everywhere would be so expensive?

Phillip F Moos

Have you ever been to a strip club on halloween?

HeaterEater

New $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to breastfeed in the middle of a diner? Recently went on a family vacation for my mom’s birthday. 7 to a room. My cousin’s husband had promised to take the family out for pizza and beer that night as a gift to my mom.. didn’t see him the whole day. My cousin told us that he got black out drunk that afternoon and lost his phone. Later that night, he finally popped up covered in mud, phone in hand, with the biggest smile on his face. Apparently earlier that day he ate shit in a ditch, and never thought to check that ditch for his phone. After he showed up, we started playing Family Feud in our hotel room. Picture a broken young man slumped on the couch, the family arguing over whether ‘Mexico’ counts as a place you can’t get cell service, and my blackout cousin singing Cher in my ear. The next morning, we all went out for breakfast. We got one of those long tables in the middle of a packed diner. During the meal, my cousin decided to whip out a chesticle to breastfeed her baby.. Got a lot of dirty looks. Worst steak of my life.

Benny J

Hey! New $5 Shady Street Road Shyster: you ever have your divorced functioning alcoholic father get home late from work and hand you a cold hotdog straight out of the pack for dinner?

Charlie

Is it garbage to call it a cupcake pan instead of a muffin pan? I 100% percent believe Foley calls it a cupcake pan. We all know the Dempsey group calls it a muffin pan.

Cory hardesty

New $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you left a bunch of stuff in your old house, that was foreclosed on, when you moved out? To include a 6 ft tall TV enternainment system

Brandon Hayes

SHOW REVIEW FROM FOLEY: I want Foley’s take on the new Netflix documentary mob wars about the mob in Philadelphia in the 1990s.

Brennen Knaub

$10 homie here, is it garbage to have your mom call you from an all inclusive resort in Mexico to buy her a Powerball ticket?

Melly P

Let’s get Elvis Duran on the pod!! And Zarna Garg!! And Jeff Leeson! 🗑️❤️🗑️

AvoidTheNoid

$5 dumpster fire never had one read. Is it garbage to have an Oscar Meyer hot dog toaster? If ya don’t know it I recommend yous give it a goog

Travis

My wife brings into every new conversation that she’s related to Jim Morrison, they are second cousins removed. How does that work, people say ahhh yeahhhh… Little does she know she’s a dirtbag

Something my dad won’t recognize

$5 Trash Never had one read: is it garbage if you’ve had cum shoot out of your nose (more than once) In my defense, I was not going for a unique finishing act, this was never intentional. I promise. My man is already in my throat when he’s cumming, and sometimes NOT OFTEN it comes out of my nose instead of down my throat.

Chief BEEF

$10 Ponzi scheme contributer never had one read, Is it garbage to have a substitute teacher leave young students unattended in the classroom while he needed to “get something from his car”? The kids went next door and asked another teacher what to do, which resulted in the sub leaving a note complaining that the kids ‘ratted him out’ GO BERRRRRDS 🦅

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 Sleeper Cell Here, Is it garbage to take your girl to Fogo de Chao (nice joint) and over eat immediately, get the meat sweats, and do scratchers before bed as a birthday celebration for her? PS. Didn’t get it up after. Love the homies!

Mason Havens

I was just struck with a “trash epiphany”; AYG branded chocolate covered cherries. They are the trashiest holiday treat. Growing up my dad would get them every year. And, like clockwork, we would find the cherries buried in the living room months later.

Menthol Connect

The boys should do a 1-10 scale episode rating garbage activities. Brushing teeth in the shower I’d put at a 6. The efficiency brings it down a couple for me personally. Love youse!

Gabriel Samaha

First time long time, $10 Patreon of trash. Is it garbage if your lawyer is also a full time magician?

Just Call Me Steve

Are you garbage if your dad taught you how to open a beer bottle with your teeth?

Foleys Revenge

Long time first time 10 dollar homie. Never had one read Is it garbage if you order a uber eats delivery. Get it delivered. Then contact uber support and claim You never got the food? 5 full refunds to my debit card. They also offer full credit to the uber eats account. Ps NYC homie making the trek down to Philly for the met show. Bringing my lady if you guys could toss some bar/dinner reccs my way.

Kyle Claxton

Is it garbage to book your honeymoon in Ireland so you can day drink and not feel bad about it

Kyle Claxton

Is it garbage to name your first born kid after a bartender in key west that hit on your wife?

Mr steel yo keef

What’s more garbage. Scooping food onto your fork with your finger. Or putting your mouth to the plate to shovel it in.

Lady Esco

I need these guys to come out with a shirt in the AC/DC style but with SC/DC for Screaming Cold Diet Cokes!

Lady Esco

Is it garbage to have decorative lights up on the outside of your house all year long BUT they were permanently installed by a professional company?

Beefaroni Blaster

If you’re sitting down. Which way do you lean to fart? Left, right, or forward bend.

GarbageTown

$10 Bozo, Are you Garbage if you don’t have heat in a car and are driving down back roads in the winter with a homie using a credit card to scrape the frost off the windshield while you drive 😅 (past experience during the ole Dr*g phase, not my best self) P.S. : Yes it was on the way to get a bag at 2am

Steven

$10 Cowboy here. Never had one read. Do you have a family member that swears they are descendants of Native Americans? For context, my grandma has always sworn she has “native blood” she made me go look for arrowheads as a kid, looked to the weather for omens, etc. Every time you ask her what tribe she has traced our family to it changes, Cherokee, Apache, Comanche, she can’t nail one down 😂

Forgotten Jellybean

$5 Yodel Yuppie, NHOR!! Ever go to a wedding that got called off on the day?

gabage pal aunt Jamie

10$ trash here NHOR has anyone been accused of being a back page hooker or internet girlfriend while taking care of a loved one by one of the neighbors? My dads neighbor has known me since they built thier house in our neighborhood. I have lived with him as his full time care giver that long I am just more involved now that his memory has gotten worse and she told me she thought I was a hooker he found on the internet. I have tattoos al over and am a cosmetologist I give trashy vibes but not hooker vibes.

Mikey Whispers

10$ Garbage Union member. Been awhile, what’s your opinion on the product “Not Your Father’s Root Beer”

Patches O'Houlihan

$10 Garbage Army Sgt. NHOR. Is it garbage to pull the furnace guy aside after getting the company quote and whisper, “Sooo… what’s the weekend special if you swing by on your own and we just pretend corporate never existed?”

HeaterEater

Tuddy Ideas: She’s under the table. She’s in the front yard digging. She’s in the backyard on all fours barking at the neighbors. She’s at Subway tryna land a job as a sandwich artist. She’s upstairs face down in the bath. She’s in the kitchen gargling marbles. She’s at the car wash tryna close ass. She’s at church blowin bubbles. She’s tryna break world records in bed.

SurfriderTony🤙

Is it garbage to soak your empty pizza boxes in water, scrunch it up, so then you aren’t “putting cardboard boxes” down the trash chute?

Kippy and Foleys Love Child

NHOR is it garbage to start telling your cohost a story and he interupts you and tells his own story and you never get back to your story? Haha love youse boys

Steven L

My son has a pee-wee dek hockey team out in Long Island called the Little Trashers and is there a better marriage to a are you garbage appearance

gabage pal aunt Jamie

10$ trash NHOR are you garbage if you switched to Newport hard packs even though you prefer soft packs for the points I am even doing zyns in between to stop smoking its not working I don't think the 3mg is enough nic for me I tried a zyn and a cup of coffee and a still need to go for a smoke and another cup to get my fix even a zone and a sm0ke is the way to go.first thing in the morning gets ya going. 14 years in recovery best I have felt in 14 years 👀

Solrac

$10 executive sh*t talker, you guys should put the main youtube feed episodes on the patreon AD free for the $10 homies!

2fatmatt

$10 shareholder, NHOR, re-asking this question because I never got an answer, and have an appointment next week. Is it garbage to seek a second opinion when the dentist says your kid needs braces?

Shmoogly

$10 hourly employee, NHOR, is it garbage if your dad keeps the Christmas tree up 6-8 months out of the year cause it “Brings the room together” PS he’s Jewish but the stepmom is catholic

M Ry

I just want you guys to know that you are my comfort pod. I listen to you guys when I’m stressed, worried, afraid, and at night when I’m having trouble sleeping. I have told my husband about yous guys…I refer to you two as ‘The fat one and the fatter one’. I listen to a lot of pods but I don’t calculate exactly when they are going to be dropped, like I do with AYG. Thank you sincerely for all you do! Btw I’m a woman just in case you’d end up struggling to figure it out