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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-07 18:22:32
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2025-11

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you havent had one read. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

Chickn&ShrimpStef

First time NHOR Are you garbage if you talk about bug man and kippy like they’re you’re best friends

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 homie never had more than 4 read. How long is too long to let dishes “soak” in the sink?

Uncle Beav

Hear me out - I used to shoot up heroin. BUT I’ve been sober for 7 years now, never smoked a cigarette, no tattoos, and have never been arrested. Classy or garbage??

RoyEMunson

Youse ever bet someone for paychecks?

Big Body Bugatti

$10 insider trader here, NHOR. Is it garbage to abruptly ask your date to leave while laying in bed after hooking up for the first time (went 3 rounds, how ya doing?) because you started having bubble gut and foresaw a long sit on the toilet in the immediate future?

Eric Bentsen

Never had one read Is it garbage to see a helicopter flying low and saying “oh that’s not good, they are probably lookin for someone”

RoyEMunson

How old is too old for karate lessons?

Dr. Farts

Fuck you, that’s why!

xander b

Are you garbage if your breakfast order from Waweasle is a gobbler bowl with stuffing, a vitamin water , and a little Debbie’s double Decker oatmeal cream pie ?

100K Amex points

Am I garbage for including gift cards in my net worth

Adam Fries

Ever mow the lawn while it’s raining? Was 3 rows to being done a couple weeks ago and got caught in a downpour. I finished (like a gentleman)

wade brinegar

never had one read, is it garbage to move 6 hours away to be with a girl you just met all due to money from work?

Booger T Washington

10 dollar homie here.. NHOR. Is it garbage to refer to attractive women as “talent”? I hear it all the time at work. And my coworkers are shitbags

Jake Reilly

Are you garbage if you wore socks as mittens growing up?

Jeremy Tammelleo

Long time $10 homie, NHOR, is it garbage to ask for a discount on a home improvement service in exchange for putting their yard sign in your yard?

Money_Mark97

Is it garbage if your 67y/o mom tells her 20 something coworkers about AYG after she listens with you?

Anderson

Hey gang $10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have rice in the salt shaker?

Fat Shisno

Hey $5 durtbag, shout out to the 215. Only had one red. So I smelled so bad that I went to put on my spray-on deodorant at work, but it was tapped out cuz somebody played a prank and punched a hole in the side of it and emptied it, so instead I use WD-40, kind of smelled good that was 6 months ago and I've been giving myself a 40 spray everyday

Denise

$10 homie NHOR // Is it garbage to never buy Kleenex tissues for the house and just rip off a few squares of TP to blow your nose when you need to?

Chowder Stache

Is it garbage to wake up with change in your pocket? Bonus points if you’re wearing gym shorts

Spitfire542

$10 homie, Is it garbage to make important decisions by asking god, or deceased loved ones for a sign. And then quietly waiting for a few moments for a sign.

Mikeypass

Never had one read - Is it garbage every time a cop car drives by to point at your girl and yell “she’s right here officer! Get her!”

Big Bubba

$20 high class white trash dick head here aint had one read yet. On a 1-10 what level of garbage youse rating having an old English stomach tattoo. For reference mine says scumbag

RoyEMunson

Ever posted a picture posing with someone else’s car?

Gleep Glorps Drunk Uncle Jenkins

$10 Professional Parent Disappointer here. First time listener, long time caller…..TRAV HIT ME! Is it garbage to have themed dinner on the anniversary of tragic accident? My uncle lost 4 and a half fingers in a machining accident working for NASA back in the late 80s. This is back before OSHA gave a damn. Anyhoo Every year on the anniversary, My aunt serves a huge spread of finger foods. We’re talking little weenies, cucumber sandwiches, veggies sticks.. the works. (With a side of ketchup for the blood obviously) and for dessert was donut sticks. P.S.- he has a couple of fake fingers that he only wears to weddings and funerals and he will put it in the brides food on her plate to freak her out. He’ll also turn it around to scare the kiddos. People think we’re screwballs…. You guys are trash and my favorite pod! Love youse!

Corndogmaniac

What up gang 10 dollar homie never had one read, Is it garbage to have a “napkin” sweatshirt in your car? Various messes include face and or sauce spills

HouseMoneyAnt

Eating while driving is pretty much always garbage I assume…but at some point does it become kinda impressive? I crushed two sushi rolls w/ chopsticks while flying down the freeway and felt a little proud 😂

Cameron Howard

TDH NHOR are you garbage if growing up sometimes we had to shop at Walmart instead of Kroger because mom didn’t want to wear a bra

Capt’n Chucky’s Blue Bell

$10 Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you own Capt’n Chucky’s Blue Bell and rely on Foley’s love for our shrimp as your advertising? Stop in big man!!

FUZZY TRAIN

$10 investor - NHOR Is it garbage to keep a 7/11 coffee cup in the car so you can eat sunflower seeds while driving? Not saying I do this, but also not saying I don’t do this.

Hefty Lefty

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your grandpa married his brother's wife's sister?

She Crab Poop

Is it garbage to hang your big hit scratchers on the fridge and then argue with your wife “if the kid can hang stuff up so can I! I pay the bills around here”

Phil A

Paper towels as tissues? We doin this or what?

F. Holey

10$ Homie, never had one read: Is it garbage to meet your biological sister while you’re both on your 15 minute (indoor) heater break at the local WalMart?

Meatball Shorty

Is it garbage to open a window and take a leak through the screen because you’re too lazy to walk all the way to the bathroom

isetthem

Is it garbage to not want to do a turkey for Thanksgiving? My family has shrunk in the last 2 years. From your boy Charlie.

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

Youse ever try a dog treat to see if it actually tastes like peanut butter?

Tony Bologna

Will there be more 30 min. segments about baby sleeping OR are you going to finally talk about Foley's divorce? The wedding saga lasted an entire year. Before that it was all the drama about Kippy's past relationship with her and how she did everything in the world to avoid Kippy. Give Us Closure!

Midatlanticdirtbag

$10 boner here - is it garbage is you used chat gpt to look for Ticketmaster discount codes before purchasing tickets for your show?(didn’t find shit) See ya at the met how ya doin

TommyT2

Sup boys. Not even a question but one time I was sanding the walls of a newly renovated crib with one of my dad's dirt bag buddies. I found a dollar on the ground folded into a little square. I said "ooo a dollar" and stared unfolding it. When I got it opened I said "thats weird theres spackle dust in this dollar" and brushed it off. Took me about a month to realize that while I was up a dollar my dad's buddy was out a 20 bag. Love you fellas

AYGeezy

Never had one read - is it garbage to have a keg at your kids first birthday party? I grew up Irish catholic and every celebration was a drinking celebration. My wife did not agree…

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone.

RoyEMunson

Ever own a police scanner?

Amber Crambie & Finch

$10 hoagie. NHOR. this one’s for all the back of the house bozos and chef boy R kippy’s. Is it garbage to put mashed potatoes in your eggs? hear me out, I had leftover steak n mashed potatoes from din din. Whipped that up with some scrambies and made killer breakfast burritos the next morning. Fluffier than I expected. 8/10 would do again.

Paul Wirta

$10 investor, when you’re at a service counter, like a deli or a coffee shop, and the person has their back to you, what’s the etiquette on getting their attention? Do you say something? Ring the bell on the counter if they have one? Or just wait for them to finally notice you?

Pete Seidel

First time long time $10 bird. How long will you eat out of a room temperature pizza box? Personally I'm grabbing a slice up to 36hrs after it hit the counter 😂

Harvey Wallnuts

I’d walk a mile to take a piss outside

Gunnar M

Ever had to buy your own clothes back from Goodwill? I accidentally took the wrong pile of clothes to be donated. Didn't realize until the next day Went back when they opened and tried to explain the situation but they were not having it. After making an embarrassing scene, I went and found as many items as I could and paid for them.

H8XWYF

Is Aunt Tuddy gonna stay in NYC? We all know she ain't about that "commie bullshit" 😂

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 Bozo had one read last week. How long is it acceptable to not have wiper fluid in your vehicle?

Ronan_the_drugabuser

longtime homeslice recent investor nhor, am i garbage for calling off work today to go enter a tournament at the local pool hall with the boyz. - love youse

ItchyButtCrack_

My kitchen table is currently in my living room. Wife and I would do puzzles at the table and watch TV. Wr haven't done a puzzle in about 9months, but the table is still there. $10 Hobo BTW

D to the H

Is it garbage that my Grammy still wants to fight my first grade teacher 30 years later? My Grams is a retired teacher from Cabrini-Green in Chicago and has been robbed, shot at, and threatened with knives. Apparently my teacher did not have nice things to say about young Dan and is still spiteful about it. My teacher was older at the time and may have been burnt out.

Eelio's Pizza

Is it garbage to sit on the edge of the tub washing your feet and brushing your teeth cuz you have no time to take a shower

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 sleeper cell, NHOR!! Is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat??

Chris Garcia

Is it garbage the way the bug man sometimes says " watching some pranos" instead of watching the sopranos. He makes it sound like pranos are a new kind if candy bar.

Riley B.

Are you garbage if you let your apartment reek because “there’s still room left in the trash bag” in your kitchen?

IowaGuy64

New $10 IOU NHOR are you garbage if you turn on the passenger seat warmer when taking drive thru home cuz you think it helps keep it warm?

bumpin into breadsticks

is it garbage to have someone hit your car bumper, so you call your insurance to make claim, but then the sun heats up your bumper and the dent pops out… so you kick it back before the appraisal appt to try and get more $

Hope

$10 investor NHOR. Is it garbage to drive with a regular open coffee mug in your car? My fiancé only uses the house mugs even though we have multiple travel mugs. Yes he spills and no they don’t make it back into the house after, he always has at least one rolling around under his seats. Please help settle this debate for us, love ya!

Chris

Sup gang $20 homie. Is it garbage to refer to generic branded things as their name brand. For example my family will say “we got sprites in the cooler” then you open her up and it’s filled with Shasta branded “twist up” or whatever. Also every video game is just called a “Nintendo game”

Cameron Howard

Just a garbage story here. In 2020 they raised the age to buy nicotine products to 21 and you weren’t grand-fathered in like in the 70’s with alcohol. So for 6 months I had to go back to stealing packs of my moms cigarettes from her carton. Marlboro lights, I smoked reds

Lenny cap

$10 homie, Never had one read....is it garbage if you remember being 3 years old and accidentally getting ashed on (a few times) by your Dad ripping Winston heaters all day back in the 80's? Luv yas......PS my wife loves you guys!

Christopher Duncan Jr.

$10 bastard never had one read, is it garbage to have your parents sit with you during class, there entire day, both parents different times in 4th grade and in 10th. PS I don’t talk to either of them ( almost 20 years)

Lance

$14 Canadian dirt bag here, Is it garbage to go bowling in a walking boot?

NycTony

$10 homie love youse. Is it garbage when you’re getting ready for work in the morning before your 20 minute work commute knowing you need to drop a deuce but you hold it in until you get to work so you can drop a paid deuce there

Justin Mantell

I saw an AYG clip recently where the boys asked a horrorified Sal Vulcano what he'd do if he cracked an egg and it had 2 yolks. When I was a kid, there were always a ton of people at my cottage (read: shore house) every weekend. This meant huge breakfasts every morning, so on the way to the cottage, we'd always stop at the same egg farm to pick up two dozen "double yolks." Yep, double yolks are a thing, or at least used to be.

Burlington Throat Factory

First time on the boardwalk, is it garbage if my mom still keeps my full body cast from when I was hit by a car when I was 4?

Salmon-Trout

First time, from a long line of dirtbags, Are you garbage if you have a bunch of petrified wood in your yard? My dad stole a bundle of petrified wood from the petrified forest in the 90s when he moved out to Arizona from New York. This is allegedly a crime and would brag to anyone that visited.

Garbage is as garbage does.

$10 long time jabroni homie. Moving at the end of the month...where do we stand on bringing the old plunger and toilet brush to the new place? Toss 'em and get new ones?

KG

Ever have to throw a McDonalds cup away in a Wendy’s drive through, and that Wendy’s cup back into a Taco Bell drive through all in one day? Gotta stay hydrated

Quinton tuddytino

Are you garbage if you’re getting married July 4th souly do to the fact I met my lady on the 4th and proposed 2 years later on the 4th?

Lunchbox9164

Long time pusherman NH1R Is it garbage to bring NA beers to the office holiday party potluck? Could think of things to bring cause I'm a bozo.

Marc Stein

$10 homie - never had one read Is it garbage if most of your wardrobe was earned through the Zyns rewards program?

Eduardo Corrochio

Are you garbage if you have ever used anything other than chip clips to keep a bag of chips closed? Went to my cousins house and noticed what looked like jumper cable clamps holding the bag of chips closed. Found out my cousin who’s an exterminator steals clamps they use to hold down termite tents and uses them around the house. Gross

BaddieFoley

Not first time but a long time. Is it garbage that a family member got married at a local elementary school? There were straight up people playing basketball in the background

ShanefromMaine

Full time 10 dollar homie 1st time getting read. Is it garbage if you want your in-laws to buy you better Christmas presents and you know they expect you to take time off from work for your brother-in-law’s court sentencing or you’re going junk for Christmas? But I have burnt through my vacation time already for the year, so you have to call out sick and not get paid just so you get everything on your Amazon wish list, hoping for some scratch-offs and smokes too. Love ya’s boys

Hotdogs-while-driving

10 dollar drugs in a room guy. Is it garbage to cross over from the German to Czech border by driving a Harley through a hiking trail? Dad didn’t have an international license and had to stay off the autobahn.

Matt W

10 dollar homie, Is it garbage if you bring someone who has never seen AYG to a live show and the first thing they say when kippy walks on stage is “this guy has got some eyes on him”

Austen Colin

$10 hommie here First time, long time, is it garbage if you keep your son home from school because you forgot about his fundraiser and now he doesn’t get to go on the school field trip to the ymca to swim so instead I find out what time they’re going and take him myself so he doesn’t miss out

Wafflefries762

10 dollar homie Youse ever hit your thumb hammering something in the wall?

Brad’s Bourbon Reviews

10 Dollar Homie NHOR - is it garbage to order your coffee “on the rocks”

Samurai-Jack

$10 home slice! Never had one read. Is it garbage to get an item from the vending machine in the hopes that when it falls, it knocks loose a different item that is hanging on by a thread?

NuclearIrishCarBomb

AYG if you respond "If I don't got nothing good to say, I don't say it" when someone asks about your extended family?

Mikey.Bontade

$10 dollar fat cat, never had one pored over. How long is too long to go between car washes? I own a nicer vehicle nowadays, a very valet-able type (a certified pre owned Maserati aka “Scuzeratti”, howyadoin) but I still don’t get car washes often “cause it’ll be just get dirty again the next day”. Is that garbagio?

Manny

$10 Homie - Never had one read. Is it garbage to get a Christmas/Birthday card signed by someone who is currently locked up? I had an Aunt who always gave me a card signed by both her and my uncle who was doing time. PS The handwriting was identical and they always gave me a $5 check.

Squid the Kid

AYG if the morning after Halloween I took my dog on a walk to specifically look for any candy the kids might have dropped? I’m in the burbs of Buffalo where it’s cold out so no candy was melted. I picked up about 30 total pieces and ate em all.

NuclearIrishCarBomb

AYG if you advertise you're doing a show at the Store in mid-September, but show up late, drink a beer and leave without performing? Love ya, Bug man!

Fat Court Juror #4

Garbage or a visionary? My dad loves Cool Ranch Doritos (Trash) but when he gets done about half way through the bag instead of digging down further he cuts the top off of it for easier access 🤔

DrugzInATony

YO! Never had one read. HYOAIYF posted on social media where police speed traps are at the moment?

InvalidFish

Never been read! Are you garbage if you ride a Harley except on days it rains you'd drive a shitty used car? Whenever my it rained, Dad would drive his '76 Cadillac Hearse to work. He loved old cheap weird vehicles. Back in small town Michigan he drove an old ambulance and got pulled over for using the lights to run stop signs. The only cop in town had gone to school with him and Dad was the only guy in town who owned a used ambulance.

$10Billy

$10 hillbilly garbage NHOR. is it Garbage to bring your own concession stand to youth football games? When I was a kid my dad would bring a wagon with a microwave hooked into a battery converter, he'd be at the bottom of the stands popping popcorn and heating up canned chili during my balls games. It was a huge hit with the other parents.

Unlimited Chill

10 dollar homie. Had 1 read. Your family blame and entire state for your troubles? My dad says all of his kids would be smarter if they never lived in North Carolina.

Mikey G

Never had one read. Do you eat desserts strategically so that it's harder to see how much your fat ass has eaten? So if it's a pack of Chips A'hoy, you take 3 from the first row, then 1 from the back row, and then maybe 1 from the middle. That way if your girl opens it up she really only sees the damage to the first row.

SarahGusher

Is it garbage to turn the garbage question thread into a—I’M JAMMED UP!!—segment? My lady just kicked me out after I caught her sleeping with the neighbor. The neighbors an old lady. And I wasn’t on the lease, nor was it my mailing address. Currently paying a guy $40 bucks a day to stay in his garage.

Chelsass

Hey burnie boyz. $10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to hang one of them sticky fly strips up in your house? (He had them in the bedroom and kitchen.)

Gage Larobardiere

New 10 dolla homie, NH1R Are you garbage if you donate platelets at the blood connection every 7 days so you can party on the weekend without using your hard earned cash?

Taylor

Is it garage to take pills with coffee? I tried it this week, all I had was coffee and I gagged on it, shit don't work well. Coffee was warm, not hot.

Thomas Parker

10 Dollar Wawa Wanker NH1R Is it garbage to use the combo condiments (Kranch, Mayochup) from Kraft cause you’re too lazy to blend the OG two together?

Foleyville PD

NHOR - Is it trash to prefer grilled cheese dipped in ketchup? Dad's second wife only knew how to make perchouse - Icehouse tall boy with a side of perc...

Firdetta

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if as a kid, your parents threw pennies in your above ground pool and had you dive for them?

ChickenSandwich

Aye boyzzz. $10 homie never had one read How many full trash bags can be sitting in a yard/porch until it’s complete trash? (One bag of beer cans don’t forget it)

Mister Gambini Alabama Yoot Law

Ayg if you did a senior prank and still talk about it? Our gym teacher went to our hs as a youth and retired his jersey in the outfield so we stole it. A good time. I’m garbage.

Shredded Chicken Taco Bowl

$10 homie haven't had one read. Is it garbage if growing up your family exclusively used solo cups for all drinks and during meals. Only time the real glasses got brought out was for holiday dinners.

1millerlight2glasses

10$ hawmie, yous guys put your lips on the faucet when you brish your teeth and rinse? Feels like drinking from the hose.

Matthew Kempf

10 dolla angel dust investor. Never had one read. Is it garbage if I look at a hill and say, that would be good for sledding? I havnt been sledding in 20 years.

Foley's Hairstylist

Never had one read, is it garbage to bump the furnace up a few degrees so the hot air will dry your hair after a shower? My blow dryer broke

Lester Diamond

Never had one read, is it garbage if your mom watches joe dirt, then blows out the bottom of the toilet with a water dynamite firework? In the movie he talks about doing this with "real fireworks"... this is where my mom got the idea... she didn't think it would blow a hole in the bottom and drain the water...

Jose PERES

Long time 10 Dolla Homie here, NH1R, is it garbage to walk in at your local Ukranian owned bakery and hear Many Men by 50 Cent blasting on the speakers at 8:30am while ordering an apple strudel... Couldnt resist rapping along... P/S this version was NOT the radio edit!

Rob Rizzi

Long time 10 dollar foreign correspondent, is it garbage as a guy to wear a tank top on a plane

Sam j

Is it garbage to have a 75” tv hooked up to bunny ears? Fuck the cable companies

Gilbert Marquez

I know it's garbage to drink a coke with breakfast... but how about a sugar free 7-up???

Ethan W

If you flush the toilet and there’s one little speck like a kernel of corn that doesn’t go down, will you re-flush?

junk_draw

Ever have to enter your car from the passenger side and slide over to the driver's side? The only parking spot I could find was next to this dickhead who parked way over the line. This made me park over the line a little bit on my side to keep my distance (which is okay for me to do cause I was just gonna run in real quick). When I came back, the original dickhead is gone, making me look like a bozo-parking job. Even worse, some other dude parks his truck passive aggressively close on my drivers side to send me a message. I definitely couldn't get my fatass in there on that side. I gotta get in the passenger side, flip up my center console (full of crap, flying into the backseat) and slide on over to the drivers side. Jammed up.

Connor Kelley

$5 homie never had one read - Is it garbage to post a car for sale for $400 on Craigslist, and then for the people to show up and talk you down to $200? My 2002 Eddie Bauer ford explorer that me and my three siblings all drove had a busted fuel pump, so my dad parked it outside of our HOA community (they were not pleased but it was a public street so they couldn’t do anything about it) Eventually the city started posting notices that the car needed to be removed, as the tires were completely flat and it looked like a homeless person car. This is a decently upscale neighborhood so the car stood out like a sore thumb. My dad would have let it go for $0 just to get rid of it truth be told. The car was later used in commission of a crime; the people that my dad sold the car to never went to the DMV and transferred the title, so my dad ended up having to pay $600 to get it out of the impound lot because it was still in his name, so his net loss was $400 on the transaction.

rochella

$10 homie, had 1 read it made my day 🫡 Is hot dog stew garbage ? Its tomato broth base with sliced hot dogs, kale,kidney beans,onions,celery,carrots,cabbage,green beans, shucked fresh corn and some shell pasta noodles !

Joe

$10 home slice NHOR Is it garbage if you make your sister drive from Philly to Jersey to pick up a limited edition Phillies bottle of makers mark Bonus points is it more garbage if she Venmo requests you after for the ez pass tolls (it was $9)

Captain Kush

New $10 investor never had one read. Is it garbage that as a young kid (around 8) when my Dad would mow the field I would have to listen for when the riding mower stopped....look out into the field and if he was holding up his beer mug I would have to run out there grab it run to the shop to top him off from the keg and run it back out to him. P.S I was taking nips off the top every time.

Sergeant Shimmy

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to tell the handyman (mechanic/plumber/electrician) all the solutions you tried yourself to try and save your masculinity? My car battery died and I started telling him about my 4 hour process of trying to jump it andtake out the battery (couldnt get the first bolt off). He was able to jump it in 2 minutes.

Beefy McPickle pants

$10 O.G. homie still never had one read. Growing up did you guys save empty grape jelly jars to use as drinking glasses? I swear the grape jelly smell never left the jar. Trash or pro move? You guys make my drive to work something to look forward too! Love youse.

HeaterEater

New $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to breastfeed in the middle of a diner? Recently went on a family vacation for my mom’s birthday. 7 to a room. My cousin’s husband had promised to take the family out for pizza and beer that night as a gift to my mom.. didn’t see him the whole day. My cousin told us that he got black out drunk that afternoon and lost his phone. Later that night, he finally popped up covered in mud, phone in hand, with the biggest smile on his face. Apparently earlier that day he ate shit in a ditch, and never thought to check that ditch for his phone. After he showed up, we started playing Family Feud in our hotel room. Picture a broken young man slumped on the couch, the family arguing over whether ‘Mexico’ counts as a place you can’t get cell service, and my blackout cousin singing Cher in my ear. The next morning, we all went out for breakfast. We got one of those long tables in the middle of a packed diner. During the meal, my cousin decided to whip out a chesticle to breastfeed her baby.. Got a lot of dirty looks. Worst steak of my life.

Max

Is it garbage to order the pu pu platter as your main entree at a Chinese restaurant? Shout out to the Rangoon.

Pierce Hughes

Does anyone actually go back to the mechanic to get their tires retorqued?

Dixon Tweenerlegs

Long time hot dog, never had one read You ever organize the dirty dishes so they look better in the sink instead of just doing them?

Benny J

Brand new seedy street road homie here, never had one read. Is it garbage if your functioning alcoholic dad used to give you raw hot dogs out the fridge as dinner because he didn’t want to cook after work?

SpermCountDracula

$10 foley fanatic, NHOR, is it garbage to piss yourself at the AYG show because you wanted to see the AYG portion of the show, and then "accidentally spill" your drink on yourself to cover it up. Asking for a friend of course

MarkyD

$5 newcomer but long time YouTube fan never had one read. Is it garbage to talk trash about the people who watch twitch streamers all day long just to turn around and throw a fit whenever the boys are a couple minutes late dropping the new YouTube video?

Crazy No-Diploma

Is it garbage if you sneeze and your apartment neighbor says god bless you through the wall?

Flatbreads are just long crackers

10 dollar from day 1 veteran of the A.O.G here… big man, instead of being cryptic let the homies know. The worst summer ever is because you an the bird are on the outs right? The homies care Uncle Hank… Kippy your bald but your still father of the week for a few months running now!! Luke….. eh you come from money I’ll leave it alone…. Love youse guys

Vile Horrendous

Youse ever go through the drive in reverse and have the passenger order cuz the driver side window didn’t go down?

Neverbeenhorny

Ftlt, tdh (ten dollar homie). Never had one read Is it garbage if I ask myself if I'm acting like a bozo or a homie while arguing with my wife?

Kickin Wing

Is it garbage to eat skittles with milk?

Kay Jay Peterman

Is it garbage that I only ate Nutella spread on white bread from i was the age 8-14 .. bonus garbage points i only ate lidl brand Nutella

The Fatador

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you can’t afford a home security system so you buy an ADT sign secondhand and put it in your front yard to keep the riff-raff out

Tommy 2 Spoons

10$ Homie, is it garbage to never sit with your back to the entrance whenever you go out?

The Deelz

$10 Garbage man. Do you or have you ever know a "soverign citizen". Went down body cam rabbit hole and stumbled upon a cousin I haven't seen since I was 7 get pulled out of his car by some of Florida's finest.

Kippy's Wink Face

$10 homie, NHOH Is it garbage if every time you went to Macaroni Grill as a family your Dad would designate someone as a birthday boy/girl and you had to go along with it? He said it's because he enjoyed the way they professionally sung Happy Birthday in Italian but I think it was about the free chocolate cake. I celebrated my 12th birthday on at least four different occasions.

Chris

Is it garbage or a good time that you, your brothers, and cousins all get banged up on thanksgiving every year and then break out all of your high school football highlight tapes to see whos is best. EVERY YEAR and same arguments and same highlight tapes every time

Disaster Dynamics Media

Youse ever sneak off at a funeral to have sex? For the record, I haven’t.

Ben Dover

$10 homie/soul sista, Never had one read... is it garbage if you always carry a designated mason jar to pee into in your car? My husband even 3D printed me a "she-wee" funnel for when its my time to use it. We live in California and if you've ever dealt with the 405 traffic it can take HOURS. It does all get cleaned out fully whenever it is used. ✌️

Covid, Shieeeeeeeeeeet

$10 Sling Blade-is it garbage to pronounce it "Aldis" and not by its proper name, Aldi?

Glockbusse

10 dollar undercover brother here. Is it garbage if your the same age as your wife’s kid. I’m 28 and the bird is 45. Bonus points if your not sure you can win in a fight (he’s a bugman sized gentleman)

C N

Are you garbage if you never had a bathtub growing up, only a stand alone shower so you’d clog the drain with a washcloth(is washrag trashier?) so you could stand in 3 inches of water and “splash around”

Jackson Cope

Are you garbage if your grandpa got a dui on a tractor. It was also his third in two years.

Peter Draggin

10$ homie. Youse ever spray the back of the toilet NOT at your house?

bealiobealio

Shout out H. 'Family Man Foley II. Sup Kipp Jr.!...Sr....You've ever been stuck in something? Chinese finger trap got me once or twice!

The H is for Hogie Foley

$10 hoagie tho I was recently jammed up and couldn’t pay for the paytch. Anyways my bank lets you deposit cash at CVS or Walgreens. Talk about feeling like garbage.

2 smokes let’s go

$10 dollar holler, You’s switch over to box wine from beers In the off season too or what?

JehovahThickness

Does you family call other family members to let them know the Cranberry Canada Dry is out for the holiday season cause mine does and it ain’t a bad thing to know

Jesse

Did yins do the thing at weddings where girls catch the bouquet and guys catch the garter, then that guy gets to put the garter up that girls leg? I went to a wedding with my parents when I was like 13 and caught the garter, but they had the presence of mind to not let me actually do it, because I would have... maybe grab a little bush while I was up there HOW YA DERN

Garbage sommelier

Is it garbage to still call KOBE every time you shoot something into the trash.

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

10 dollar scholar ... Had one read before and it was a banger... Youse ever put heaters out in ketchup at a restaurant? When we were in high school, Waffle House was a big hang because it was cheap and you could get free refills on coffee and smoke cigs all night. There was always one dude that would put the last cig out in the leftover ketchup. So trashy.

Phillip Oliver Wholes

$10, homie, first time, long time. Are garbage if you think the downfall of society is the Dollar Tree installing price-checking machines in the aisles.

Joel Warren

First time homie, first time long time from Aus, Is it garbage if your mother works in the funeral industry and your dad is a Firefighter so you grew up saying dad saves lives and mum takes them when asked what they do for work?

Worlds collide

Never had one read. What’s the trashiest fix all? Like the dad in my fat Greek wedding thinks windex fixes everything. Mines a hot shower constipated, heartburn or maybe you just smoked to much weed and think the cops are outside, hot shower fixes anything.

Dillon Vrablic

how trashy is it if your father DOESNT have a middle name. My grandmothers explanation is ‘well we didn’t think of one in time’. He’s 62 and still puts a - through every legal document that asks for a middle initial. ( read this on a family ep)

Conner valadez

Never had one read. Is it garbage to use wrestling tournaments at others schools as an oppertunity to raid the lost and found for new clothes?

Balls and strikes

A lady called our restaurant saying she wrapped up her Invisalign in a napkin and it must have got thrown away after she left. She demanded our staff go through the trash to find it. We found it and she didn’t even grease the poor kid that had to touch it. Charles Grody! Love the show. Peace.

Nick

Long time investor first time writer. I took my girl to a nice restaurant. We felt really out of place until the middle aged guy next to us got too drunk, called his girl’s ex-boyfriend a loser, argued with the waiter about the bill loud enough for the whole place to here, and eventually started crying when he realized he couldn’t afford the bill. I felt a lot better about myself after that.

Not Egg

10$ buddy nhor is it garbage to buy half off grocery store cheesecake then put it into the freezer to make to last a bit longer

AuntMaryKatherinesCandyDish

Boys!! Go stay with Leanne Morgan for a weekend, and do a Chuck Morgan episode. The homies want it after her episode!!!

Jacob Barstad

Never had one read. Is it garbage to put your hands up on a roller coaster?

Jdlg

$10 long time homie never had one read. Is it trash or genius to tell your parents you knocked a girl up? My brother told my dad he got someone pregnant April 1st and it didnt really register until the 2nd.

THOMAS

$10 OG love you long time Homo. Never had one read. For real! Is it garbage to have non matching tires. I’m at Hardee’s in Alabama and there is a Tahoe in the parking lot with (1) mud grip on the left front. Other 3 also do not match but they are all regular street tread. I have in the past had (2) non matchers, say maybe 2 new ones on the front and the old 2 go to the back where I been burning them off! Thanks guys! Cya in Atl!!!

The Ice Cream Bandit

$10 homie. Is it garbage that I just dipped a fresh McDonalds chicken nugget into fresh Wendy’s chilli?

Toni Cox Pro Bater

10 dollar bozohemian. Garbage that I called 15 different Taco Bell’s to the point I was contacting ones in small towns outside of my city, looking for the Baja blast pie (limited edition, how yous doin). Ended up driving through the desert bout an hour and got one. It was 20 dollars lol it’s in the freezer and I’m saving her for thanksgiving.

Stinky brinky

10 dollar bozo, never had one read. Do you look at the tag on the inside of your shirt before you put it on to make sure it’s on right or do you just throw it on and hope for the best

Basechombs

10 dollar sleeper cell FTLT. Is it garbage to hold your beer while slow dancing at a wedding? Saw the boys in SF can’t wait for the next one!

STL_Broad

Is it garbage if in 7th grade your dad accused you of wanting to “be a thug” because you were playing Knuck if You Buck by Crime Mob on your hand-me-down portable DVD player (I didn’t own a stereo to play my burned CD’s, and I wasn’t smart enough at the time to play it on my computer)

Kelsey Sori

Is it garbage to not wash my dishes until the boys release an EP so I have something to listen to

Kelsey Sori

$10 bird, nhor Is it garbage to not get glasses until you were 12 because your parents didn't believe you couldn't see and thought you just wanted them to be cool 🤓

Forgotten Jellybean

Is it garbage to to explain the gap in your CV as volunteer work when infact the girl I started seeing turned out to be a party girl with a drinking problem and a fucked up family life and I just went with it all therough the summer

lil Rigatoni Stinger

10$ homie, h1r. Ayg if you've been arrested as a young kid? Got probation and community service when I was 8 for making prank phone calls. My mistake was calling the same elderly couple over and over. I would do my best Schwarzenegger impression while telling the guy I was gonna fuck his wife

NotNickSkinner

$10 BEC Is it garbage to doordash white claws to a wedding? We were at friends wedding and someone wasn't happy with the open bar offerings so they doordashed a case of white claws to the venue.

Brett Krodel

10 dollar homie. NhOR do you have a trashy holiday tradition. For about 10 years there was always a boxing match at our family party. I fought me brother one year...it all ended when my grandmother fell into the sump pump when she was dodging a haymaker.

Kyle Westbrook

$10 member of the board… “Is it garbage to be the leader of the free world and heavily rely on gold Home Depot appliqués to convey opulence?”

Tuddy'sCutties

10$ soul sista haven't had one read yet, anybody ever make you a pair of stilts?

Chris

$10 investor never had one read. When was the last time you jerked off in the house you grew up in

Richard Gell

10 homie, NHOR. Ever try to have sex on an air mattress? 🙄

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

Which is a trashier look, buying a full 30 rack or a singular tall boy?

BIG O

10 dollar investor here is it garbage if you break your tooth while eating dinner and don’t slow down?

JACK Cellemfohrless

10$ hoomie, ever use your dads toenail Clippers as a GiJoe makeshift jetski? Then become grounded because he later ran over them with the lawnmower,after you denied ever seeing them? go birds,love youse

Pat Buckles

$10 hoagie NHOR - Is it trashy when you see someone driving like an asshole ahead of you, to pick a good song and crank it in case the dude’s ego gets the best of him and provides you some dope dash cam footage?

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 recruit here. Are you garbage if you’re parents have monthly “sock hunts”? My brothers and I grew up playing a “game” at the end of every month where we found socks throughout the house that were missing. The sibling that found the most pairs of socks won $1-5.

Foley's bastard son

10 bone homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to use Freezer bags to store leftovers because all my Tupperware has become cat bowls?

Cody

$10 member of the board, Never had one read. Are you garbage if you moved across country for a promotion from Nevada to a small town in PA. It sounded familiar until I realized I moved into Uncle Hank’s backyard, good ol Wilkes-Barre. But how the hell do you pronounce Wilkes-Barre?! Seems no one can agree out here

Crunt frucker

You know anyone who’s been on court tv? My mom and sister were on peoples court cuz my dog bit my neighbor on the ass. We lost by the way. How ya doin

JoeMaMa

Long time $10 homie, this is what I’d like to call my second palm reading by the boys. The lady and I have been on a rough patch for sometime and deciding to give it one more shot. Is it garbage to call this our “28-3 era” of our relationship cuz we’re gonna need Tom Brady magic to fix this LMFAOO #GoPats

WILKES-BARRE-WILLY

Yoo char!!!! $10 fix secured, What’s more garbage? Getting a bj in the emergency room or giving a bj in the emergency room after major head surgery. Ps she’s my wife had to put a ring on it after that!

Jake T

Is it garbage to call Coca-cola "coke heavy"?

Pitcher Man

First time filth, I just put my muck boots on and the one felt funny so I pulled it off and a mouse ran up my leg and arm, I screamed like a bitch. Am I a pussy 😂🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

cleveland depression

long time homie- I’ve had 1 read- is it garbage to use AI to concoct a recipe for you out of the remaining food you have before grocery shopping? Jammed up and got a nice cajun sausage and rice recipe with peppers

Tonsil tickler

$10 stock broker here, is it garbage if you kill a few possums to cook at deer camp because you didn’t see/kill a deer last year, but still wanna bring something to the table

Bilb0 Dabbinz

$10 investor playing the long game. Is it Garbage if you want to make bootleg patches of your favorite podcast and hand them out to the homies at live shows? Army of Garbage reigns. I’ll only do it if I get permission from Tuddy Inc.

Jerry Ennett

Is it garbage to drink regular soda instead of diet because you fear the artificial sweeteners - meanwhile you’re obese and pre-diabetic?

SawedOffScottGun

20 dolla make you holla hoagie over here. Is it garbage if you’ve only seen your step dad cry twice and both involved dale Earnhardt. 1st time was when he won the Daytona 500. Second was when dale passed away. Raise hell, praise dale.

Zac

$10 homie, never had one read. When I was growing up my uncle would used one styrofoam cup a day…he would drink coffee out it for most of the day and then the cup would become his evening crown and coke cup. The cycle would repeat the next day.

Kippy's Left Eye

$10 original investor nh1r Are you garbage if you use a plastic shopping bag on the counter to catch all your scraps while cooking i.e. potato peels, carrot shavings, onion peels, etc

Richard Gell

What happened to all the bonus episodes on here. I don't see most of 2024, or 2023? Went back to watch some and they aren't there... just curious.

the bug man

HEY BOZOS. WHY ON THE PUBLIC EPS IS FOLEY ALWAYS LOOKING AT KIPPY AND KIPPY IS ALWAYS LOOKING AT THE CAMERA

Cam

long time bozo, never had one read - is it garbage to eat a tuna sandwich on an airplane, BUT the sandwich was from Erewhon? my wife got food for the plane and doesn’t have a sense of smell so she doesn’t understand about tuna and i was starving.

Adrian

Long time $10 homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you buy a wedding gift from the registry at the wedding because you forgot to bring a gift?

Doc

Not a question: I took my Brazilian wife to see you guys early in our courtship. She knows I listen to you guys a lot and anytime she hears a snip of the pod playing off of my phone or if I'm laughing at something with headphones in she always refers to it as "the fat and the bald"

Darren Argumosa (Big Nasty)

10$ homie. never had one read, is it Garbage if Your uncle is #485 on the americas most wanted list?

SenpaiCraig

TDHNHOR- is it garbage to eat a Cambell chicken noodle soup straight out of the can, no heat? What if you pour it in a cup first?

BozoBuckets

$10 domestic investor, never had one read Is it garbage to go through all the food apps on your phone to make sure your birthday is in there, so you can get free food on your birthday? Mines coming up on the 17th and I’m goin everywhere that offers free stuff

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

10$ Homie tip here Had One Read under a different name If u have an inflatable hot tub, get a cheap submersible heater on amazon. Put a bungee strap across ur tub and wrap the cord so the heater is under water. 2 hours or so, BAM 108 109 temps.

BerryTrashCo.

10$ homie here, NHOR First of all, Kippys "dad" joke on HF "looking for guys" was prime. Talk about reading a room! I bet one of those dads was gonna end it all in their above ground pool that night if it wasn't for that. Is it garbage to have your pizza delivered to the bed of your truck while your pregnant wife is in the bath? She didn't want pizza (and was going to make a big deal about it if I ordered pizza) , and I wanted my tasty zaa. Ate it in the garage, and it was good. One week later we get the same delivery guy, she grabs the pizza from him, and he says "last week I was told to drop the pizza into the bed of that tacoma! isn't that crazy?" Immediate questioning from the pregnant wife ensued. She said " I knew you smelled like pizza!" Talk about a delivery guy blowing up your spot! Still gave a good tip though, not a bozo.

Pete Seidel

$10 bird, never had one! Is it garbage to use sticky or gummy candy to get food out of your molars? 👀👀 Food like chips get real stuck in those back teeth and a good taffy will lift it all right out 😂

Bug Mans Ringcam Heater

Sup boys 10 dollar investor here NHOR; Are you garbage if you tap the table after a cheers before you take a slam of your drink? Love youse thanks.

Jeff Hess

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you have to immediately run to the bank and deposit your wedding gifts so you can pay the Amex bills this month? This wedding really jammed me up.

Basura Bob

$10 Homey, never had one read, youse ever have that clock with the birds on it that chirps every hour? Annoying as hell but classy as it gets.

Flatbreads are just long crackers

Are you Garbage if at 12 you D.D (Designated Driver) your dad from 5pm until 2 am so he can go around and visit his buddies at bars while he’s home on leave, then when the bars close he has you drive his minivan on the interstate and looks over and says “punch it and don’t stop until you hit 100 mph” then as you’re white knuckling the wheel he says “I just wanted you to see what that felt like” RIP Dad

Seymour Weiner

Youse ever strike out with chicks in your dreams?

Chicken Parm Ciabatta

$10 le hoimzer, never had one read - Are you garbage if you breed puppy’s to sell on Facebook marketplace. I’ve never seen a profile picture and thought I’d love to enter his house and buy a puppy.

Tns

10 dolla homie. Do youse drop the "f" sound from the word comfortable? I say it CUM-TUR-BLE. "Yo... were those seats cumturble?

Karl

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to tell your fiancé that you are attracted to her mom? I can’t help it. Her mom has got it going on.

All The Toast

$10 “guy-m” member, Is it garbage to run full speed on a treadmill? Saw an older fella Usain Bolt’n it at the Y tonight. Made that machine RATTLE gang!

Brandon

Hey gang, going back to the Leanne Morgan episode, my dad worked under Chuck Morgan and traveled with him for years! Chuck is a killer guy but his drink order will disturb you! He drinks Crown Royal mixed with chocolate milk and calls it a “Dark Russian” love Chuck he’s a stellar guy and Leanne is the best woman you could ever meet!

Tuddy'sCutties

Hey guys, different post same thread. It's it garbage to eat pretty much exclusively in bed?

JimBob

Youse ever have to take your dad’s socks off for him? Dad worked long hours in a restaurant and would come home and sit in his chair and one of us kids would have to peel his tube socks off…

JimBob

Not sure if it’s ever been brought up in the “How do you get in the shower?” Discussion. But in a tub/shower when do you switch the water to the shower head? I was probably in college before I realized you could have it already in shower mode before getting in. I would get in then pull the pin to make water come out of the shower head and get blasted with cold water when it switched. Idiot

BigBoyHustle

10 dolla homie never had one read. got a quick 3 part. Is it garbage to hold your parents steering wheel while they lite and smoke a heater, is it worse i did it while my dad hit his pipe while driving, and even worse it wasn’t tobacco or weed in it

BigBoyHustle

10 dolls homie never had one read. Is it garbage to fix any vehicle hatch/ door/ trunk with a bungee cord. I learned on a Chevy blazer with a cord to keep it shut, would swing out if you turned to hard

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

10 deniro deniro (how ya doin?) ... Are you Garbage if you've used paper towel as a makeshift toothbrush in a pinch? Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Sami Sosa

Ayoooo! I’ve lived in bucks county (newtown) my whole life. I looked Kippy up on Facebook and saw we have mutual friends — one of them is actually my financial advisor - is it garbage that I emailed him at 3am asking if he knew you in high school? Haven’t heard from him since lol

Scoops

I’m saving a AYG question for your Dec 2 show in Charlotte..when should I post that?

Forgotten Jellybean

$5 dabbler!! Did you ever drive somewhere rural to watch a meteor shower or eclipse?

Dirt Baghdad

How do we get Hank and Caleb Hammer together?!?!?!

Steve Hexx

10$ reformed cig smoker, coming up on 2 years clean, new teeth, new apartment, new life. Paid my license off and can get a car. Is it garbage to ask your fav podcasters to help with a down payment? ❤️

MAHONEY(not that one)

10DHNHOR In your wallet, do you keep small bills on the outside so no one sees what your rolling with OR do you keep large bills on the outside to show you're a baller? Both are trashy

The Original Copy

I know this has been asked before. TDshareHNHOR. STILL. How many windows in your rent controlled apartment have a dark bedsheet over your window? Bonus points!!! Sheets from your childhood bed.

All The Toast

$10 Serial muncher, Is it garbage to eat bugles on the way to the gym? Found a bag of the nacho cheese flavored johns in the car and couldn’t resist.

HeaterEater

New $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to toss plastic silverware in the dishwasher for bonus abuse? Pops keeps doin it on the low. Says he prefers it over the “real stuff.” Was mad at first, but whatever tickies yo pickies I guess.. Telled em i’d get him a fresh pack of dime china for chrizmiz

Stevie 6 fingers

10$ homie NHOR, hey boys just got my subscription back. Was wondering is it trashy to bring your infant child with you on your honeymoon? Some friends of mine just got married and brought their 3 year old with them on their honeymoon.

Fix’n to Bunt

Is it garbage to throw your own birthday party? (Turning 36 and this is the 9th year in a row I’ve thrown one)

H. Shmoley

Youse ever get matching nunchucks with your cousin for Christmas? 90s karate movies reigned supreme in our household.

All The Toast

$10 double dipper, Youse ever eat salsa with potato chips?

Gage H

Have you ever re ran day old coffee through the coffee pot to heat up the full pot?

T

Not a question, a suggestion. I would love to see a segment in which y’all discuss how the public guest episode went (takes, behind the scenes…) on the ol Patreon. For example, Ms. Pat. How many times did Foley almost pass out laughing? What happens before/after filming. That ep was a banger BTW. Top 5 along with the other Ms. Pat ep.

I wasnt fat back then

Youse ever heard of someone clogging a toilet so heavily that it ended up in litigation . I have . It was a lady too

Tudy's side piece

Hey boys, got a speeding ticket of $290 driving to a stand up show I was on, started cus of youse! Anything would be a big help with the holidays around the corner. Thanks! From your #1 Canadian under cover brother

All The Toast

$10 energizer. Ever drink a monster energy out of a glash?

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Is it garbage if you are downloading old Are You Garbage Patreon episodes to get ready for a bachelor party trip to Cabo?

Alex

Never read. How far have you ever gone to doctor up a blue box of Mac-n-cheese?

Tyler

$10 homie Is it it garbage if your dad had the ADP security sign in the yard but no security cameras?

Throb Lowe

$20 homie never had one read Dear waste management Is it garage to store dress shoes in crown royal bags, my dad does this with every pair he's had for as long as I can remember. Ps you guys should do a AYG game show (present by the Dempsey Group) akin to story warz. The prizes should be the gift you get from employment anniversaries/milestones, i.e quartz watch, pin, or plaque. P.ss If you guys are in Chicago try a Jim shoe sandwich, you'll thank me later. See ya in April