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Are You Garbage - Kippy Gets His Boating License (Audio) (Patreon)

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2025-11-16 16:00:13
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What up, homies! Kippy's getting his boating license and the boys discuss the ins and outs of operating on the high seas. Love youse!

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GixSir

Kippy needs a pontoon he’s a Tuneage dude Or an open bow 22’ for tubing and cruising. I owned a marina for 12 years and it was an absolute nightmare the last 10. Boaters as a whole are awful high maintenance Karens. You get either crazy people who think your job is to wait in their needs or super chill homies who are just there for a good time. All very helpful people tho as a community they’ll help and teach you everything. While telling you how good they are and bad you are but still helpful.

Mr.bacon120

I used a old mattress to fish on... you only got 45minutes until it start sinking

John

Foley-“around the horn of Mogadishu” got me

Kaptain Kardboard

Kippy in a better mood this ep. Keep it up papa kippy!

D Brizzle

I’d love to see foley treading water in the open ocean without a life jacket 😂 that’s the most insane thing I’ve ever heard 😂

John

In what insane h foley world are pfds a death trap? The dude is an absolute menace 😂

kkent24

Foley promoting not using a life jacket is sooo wild 😂

2 smokes let’s go

Hell yeah boys! boats are my livelihood and what I do every weekend where I live in south Jersey. I have two, one named after my wife (respectively) and a speed boat named Water Whore 😂🫡

RealTreeRoman

“Gator Guys Don’t Get Pussy” has to be one of the funniest and most insightful Kippy takes 😂

Cars in the front yard

Yo! I would love to see the Tuddy Boat hooked up to the back of the Tuddy Van. That Chevy Express got a big V8 under the hood it can pull a boat no problem. You'd be the king of trash at the boat ramp! Make sure you set the parking brake when you back that boat in the water!!!

Cars in the front yard

Honestly, this may sound really big but I promise you it's not, whatever you get should be at least 20 ft, it should most likely be an inboard engine, with an open bow, not a closed one. Something with a Mercruiser or Volvo V6 or V8 engine, and at least 150 horsepower. 150 is about the minimum you want for pulling tubes, and it won't make the boat feel like it can't get out of its own way when it's windy outside. Pontoons are a good option as well, you can have more people on them, they're better for partying, they handle better in wavy situations, and you can still pull tubes if you want to, also better for fishing. But again 150 horse is about the minimum (you can go outboard on a toon) and something at least 20 foot long. Super stoked for boat content boys !!👍

Clapper the Snapper

“It’s a school zone” may have been the best fish joke I’ve ever heard in my life

Will Lehne

Fuckin long John dick weed

Otter

You ever say “I have the need for speed” in a serious discussion?

mental or millionaire

Please put Henry in a deep pool to show him he can absolutely not keep himself above water for more than 5 minutes with his build. It is soooooo much harder than he thinks🤣🤣

Nick

Foley can be on the Orca..? So the boat named after a whale he’s allowed on😂