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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-24 19:35:05
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2025-11

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had on read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse.

Comments

Berry McCaulkiner

Stuffing/dressing sucks. Literally just wet bread

100K Amex points

What’s the longest you can go with thanksgiving leftovers? I say 4 1/2 days (as in Tuesday brunch call it quits)

Phil A

You ever run out of tp in a public restroom? Shout out wawa in cherry hill how ya doin

test

10$ Montréal poutine here : how do you pronounce the famous store known was Costco ?

CrippledEagle86

10 dolla homie here, never had one read. Is it garbage to leave a positive yelp review for a friend to get them better shifts at a restaurant you’ve never been to before???

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 Wawa BLT Hoagie with Ranch and Old Bay NEVER HAD ONE READ Is it garbage to take a break mid sandwich/meal to floss your teeth and then get back to eating? Eat half a 10inch classic, hit the plaquers and then crush the second half with fresh chompers.

William Kear

Is it garbage if you and your wife took your honeymoon a year after you got married to Lancaster PA to go watch WWE Monday Night Raw? PS we were also gonna go to Hershey Park but we didn’t look up the times they were closed and apparently they close the day after Halloween.

Albert

Is it garbage if me and my 10 year old daughter repeat the intro word for word every episode.?

Molly H

First time long time…..is it garbage if you’ve had sexual relations while listening to the Patreon lol…more that once

mitchell

AYG if you make people/companies chase you down for new credit card numbers if you switch banks? Did the above and have been letting cards decline all over town, if they really need it, they’ll find me…

Jaydawg

Is it garbage if you ask for fries and coleslaw on thanksgiving?

Gunnar M

Is it garbage to make yourself a plate of deviled eggs for dinner?

Jessica Byers

$10 homie! Is it garbage for your 5 year old son to practice his reading skills on his grandmas pack of cigarettes? This happened yesterday 🤦🏻‍♀️

Riley B.

Are you garbage if you clap after a waiter drops something at a restaurant?

RoyEMunson

Is it garbage to memorize your electrical bill so you can come with receipts when every light is left on?

Hoagies in a room

Y’all ever get scared you had AIDS when you were little? Learned about that in 7th grade and was convinced I had it.

Foley’s illegitimate child

$20 jersey homie here never had one read, is it garbage to only drink on Tuesdays cause its cheap beer night at the local dive bar. love youse

Wafflefries762

Is it garbage for your grandma to have a t shirt blanket of a living relative? She has all my cousins softball shirts from when my cousin played. She brings it with her when she visits and it gives me the heebee jeebees

Zynnester Gates

$10 homie, never had one read. AYG if you go thru the drive thru, eat in your car, then go inside to get a refill?

Brennen Knaub

$10 homie here, is it garbage that my mom called me from an all-inclusive resort in Mexico to buy her a Powerball ticket

Mary Parker

Multi-year $10 homie here, never had one read. How many exhaust pipes is too many? Last night I drove behind a pickup truck that had FOUR exhaust pipes.

J

I’ve recently started using a Japanese mayonnaise called Kewpie. Really good

Big Body Bugatti

$10 insider trader here, NHOR. AYG if you’re listening to a new episode with your girlfriend, who you got back together with, but you’re nervous cause you recently submitted a patreon question about hooking up with someone else while you were broken up?

Frank Drapalski

Is it garbage for your mom to keep a whiffle ball bat in the house to hit you AND your friends when you got out of line?

BornToLone

10 dollar homie NHOR Youse ever get use to going Number 2 outside or in a field cause youse blue collar or a framer and forgot it’s not normal and you get judged by your birds family

Melly P

$20 homie, NHOR!! Is it garbage if your parents taught you and your sibling poker and rummy as kids to “help with math”

UpstatePak

$10 homie, never had one read! AYG if you have 2 different air fryers, and most of the time are being used simultaneously for 2 different frozen foods. Bonus points for both living on the countertop?

Colin

$10 Bug Boy, NH1R Is it garbage if you go to the movie theater just for the popcorn? My auntie (aka my mom’s friend) will go to a movie theater to buy popcorn and then leave without seeing a movie. She even has a ranking of which theaters have the best popcorn

CotyH316

I don’t know what dollar homie I am cause I’ve been here awhile…never submitted so I’ve never had one read If you have a slight addiction to the Diet Peach Tea at the new WaWa in town as of 2 weeks ago! Keep up the great work!!!!! Podcast of the Year!

Blake

Haven’t had one read yet. How do we feel about mounted deer heads on the living room wall? I currently have 4.

RoyEMunson

Youse ever had to double take when someone calls you “sir?” What can I say I’d respond better to “get outta the way dirtbag”

Matteo Pescador

$10 homie/NOTR: Is it garbage to warm up leftover Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Cranberries, Stuffing, Green Bean Casserole, & Creamed Corn on a bun & eat as a sammitch? Enjoy a Happy Thanksgiving, fellas 🦃

Richard Gell

10 dollar homie. NHOR. Ever tried to have sex on an air mattress...

Melly P

How many hours of 5 Hour Energy do youse think you have drank in your life?

LowRider561

$10 FloridaMan here NHOR. Is it garbage to operate yellow mellow brown goes down to save on both the water bill & space in the septic tank?

TuddyFick

Thankful for the army of garbage and financing options on Amazon. MY Q: do you make a hand gesture like you’re holding a to-go box when asking for a to-go box?

ProperBozo

Hey fellas, LONG TIME homie NHOR. Have you all seen people who put a dent in their soda can where your thumb goes for grip? Seems like dirtbag behavior to me

Aunt Tuddy's Puddy

$10 homie, never had one read... Is it garbage to take your kids Easter card money that their grandparents sent to help pay for a pack of bernies? There was $5 in the card, and times were tough. The critter has since been repaid...

She Crab Poop

10 dollar dummy. Is it garbage to freeze seasonal items to eat them all year? My deep freezer has about 12 boxes of lil Debbie’s Christmas trees and yes they hold up great

RollYourOwnHeaters

FTLT bozo here. Is it garbage if your old man used to drop you and your buddies off at an old abandoned strip mine so you could run around and shoot guns at old abandoned cars and buildings. No phones, no adults and he'll be back in a few hours to pick us up. Good times out there tbh.

Mikey.Bontade

$10 jabroni, never had one read. Is it garbage to “borrow” a couple valve stem caps off someone else’s car if you’re missing a couple. Let’s just say, you’re just passing the garbage buck on to the next guy.

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

$10 accomplice. Is it garbage to use a clean Tupperware container as a plate/bowl opposed to cleaning an actual plate/bowl to use?

Heriberto Flores

$10 dollar south texas guy here! NHOR. Are you garbage if you get excited when the pawnshops start putting up the “layaway now for Christmas” signs up?

Nick Gur

$10 investor. AYG if you have this weird fantasy where you tug your little pecker to your podcast partner and his wife and hot mother in law?

Kay Jay Peterman

What’s the trashiest wedding tradition ? One that happens at Irish weddings is the song rock the boat by the hues corporation plays and everyone sits on the floor in row boat formation and sways from side to side .. a great thrash time

thomas rothermel

10$ homie NHOR just meeting family in law in Oregon (I’m from Syracuse) and they start a story with we just wanted to go see the beached whale two hours away!.. is it trash to go see dead ass animals… 2 hours away

Steve Hexx

$10 homie never had 1 read. Is it garbage if your whole childhood you thought everyone slept on the living room couch. (We were pretty poor, closest I ever got to a bedroom was a walk in closet that had a 21 inch crt and a smoke stained couch) No door and it was about right next to the kitchen 🤣❤️

I.C. Weiner

$20 board member, NHOR…is it garbage to chase your shots with milk? I’ve been jammed up before and had nothing else so my friend and I used milk to kill a bottle of tequila, I actually liked the taste and now I do it just because.

Jarrett Compton

$10 scud bucket. Is it garbage if my cousin had the dj at his wedding play the eagles flight song. It was still daylight.

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone.

Thisfatandtheotherthing

Are you garbage if your town sheriffs office is in a strip mall next to a papa John’s?

B.O.P.O.T. 9000

10 blah blah never blah blah you know the drill. Has barbed wire ever claimed a shirt of yours?

The Homie Chris

$10 homie, never had one read. Anyone else come down with the flu after shaking hands with the bug man at Skankfest?

Whitpain Hills Ex-Rentee

$10 Berks County dirtbag here, never had one read. Is it garbage if you were a few months behind on a car payment and it was queued up to get repo’d, but you never updated your address with the auto loan company so it never actually got repo’d. Can’t repo what you can’t find. PS I went from PA to WV and was jammed the fuck up. The credit score is still sore.

vince trans-am

Randy is spose to come over later and show me his new three wheeler

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Chazzerthespazzer

Ten dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if as soon as you walk into a room you scan for possible places you can vape.

G Cedeno

Is it garbage to get married in a destination wedding then get divorced 4 months later? FYI I didn’t get a prenup?

ItchyButtCrack_

10$ Trashman here, do you have any dishes you never wash? I don't think I've ever WASHED my pizza cutter, spray some water on it and keep it moving.

H8XWYF

Not a garbage question but next time youse guys are in Nashville, maybe pop up to Clarksville (45min north) to do a spot at our new comedy club Jokers? I work a lot and have my son on my off days, and so find it very difficult to make it to Nashville, unfortunately. We have a new arena here if that helps lol. Can you help a $20 Domestic Investor out? We're actually getting out first WaWa soon, it's currently under construction. I thought it would really cool if AYG could do the ribbon cutting ceremony or something when the open it - possibly even doing a show afterwards. It could be a whole event youse all could put on. God that would just be the best... Might be something New Guy Luke could look into? Maybe AYG could even land a merch deal with WaWa in the process 🤔 Just imagine AYG merch being sold at WaWa 😂

Perc Nowitzki

OG Sawbuck Soldier here 🫡 never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad installed a doorbell in your childhood bathroom so he could give it a ring when you or your siblings were taking too long in the shower? 2008 was a tough year and water ain’t free! Love ya, mean it

DirtbagFieldTrip

Ten dollar homie (FTLT). Never had one read. AYG if as a kid your grandma back in Cali would send a home made Xmas care package every year but your mom refused to eat any of it because all of the cookies and chocolates reeked of heaters?

AYGeezy

Never had one read. Thoughts on discounted meat at the store?

Brendan O

Are you Garbage if your teacher/ principal knew your parents by first name?

Glizzy McGuire

You’se ever use 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash?

Meatball150

10 buck chick here, have actually had one read (no big deal). AYG if you store things in your ovem when you aren't using it?

JoeMaMa

$10 homie second one being read ayg if you call you and your Mrs. giving it one last shot our Super Bowl 51 aka the 28-3 Tom Brady come back go pats and go my relationship hopefully HAHAHA

JehovahThickness

Just wanted to personal apologize to ya boys. I won’t be able to get off work in time to make the drive from northern Virginia to Baltimore on the 5th really sucks hopefully i can see yous in the future! Love ya

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. Not a question per se, but had a buddy in high school that lived on a farm and would regularly buy the cheapest beater cars possible to drive around the property. Eventually they would break down and he'd just leave them wherever they broke down and they became part of the landscape. We called them "burner cars".

Lama53

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to have a wedding reception at a male strip club with not enough catered food for the guests?

Fank Holey

Is it garbage to guess "Gary" everytime you gotta guess a guy's name? I see you kippy

Lama53

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if I worked at a video store that had adult videos as a teen and my dad made me bring him home videos. Told me to choose which one- to this day I have never watched any porn.

Amy T

$5 home girl never had one read. Is it garbage if your Grandma attended your wedding rehearsal and dinner in a school girl plaid mini skirt well passed an appropriate age and body type? Long since divorced and still upsetting

Bud Weiser

$10 homie since 2020, NHOR Is it garbage to say you invest in independent media companies and communication startups to girls at the bar but in reality you are just a patreon member for multiple podcasts

Stouffer's makes the Best Lasagna

Tuddy for Foley's eyes only: Tuddy is up in the living room plucking her short hairs. (If Kippy is amused) Don't worry she's going to tell us when she . . . needs help with the back.

DrugzInATony

$10 deadbeat, NHOR. Indoor putting green in home, garbage or clean livin?

I.B.Stea1in

Is it garbage to wait and buy all the AYG tour merch when it goes on sale on the website? My AYG tour shirt collection is growing one discount sale at a time. HOWSYADOIN.

My Wife Always Agrees With Foley

10 dollar homie never had one read. I’ve seen Foley numerous times at the old Williamsburg Comedy Club (Kippy always bailed day of. Not judging). What toppings added to a frozen pizza make it more or less garbage?

Lama53

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if my dad came into my health class to answer sex questions when he was neither a teacher or sex educator?

Jesus

I’m sure it’s garbage, but, where do we stand on bringing in snacks or food to movie theaters or theme parks or places like that ?

Nate the great

Not a garbage question per say but more of a VH1 behind the garbage question or two. In the intro for the show, •who is filming it? •who’s place was it filmed at? •who’s the narrator?

Corndogmaniac

10 dollar shit bag here, just ordered BK and they ran out of zesty sauce.. but I have a couple backups stashed in the car just in case something like this ever happened

Rachel Shive

10$ homie never had one read, is it garbage to use your cancer diagnosis to get free stuff?! or discounts love you guys!

Kraig WithaKay

FTLT- NHOR. Is it garbage to name your first born child not in honor of your father’s name but his preferred beer of choice? She named her daughter Mille Lou (M.L.) because he drank Miller Lite (M.L.)

true thread prince Pete Seidel

14.50 candian homie here, NHOR. Youse ever bring home condiments from a resturant just because there better then the store? Walking out of a place with a bunch of little cups of mayo, i look like a shmuck but fuck miracle whip

prisondentist

$10 homie, it garbage to move to Philly from the Midwest with no connections to the city at all. To cheap for NY. Go birds! Also I shaved a landing strip in high school before junior prom cuz I knew I was losing my virginity that night. (Male)

Raina de la Basura

$10 homegirls. IIG to ask a Spanish speaking coworker to write a note (or as needed) to your lawn guy? Is it worse that I’m Mexican but don’t speak the espanol?

Chris Medeiros

$10 homie never had one read- is it garbage that your grandma brings a ziplock bag to a restaurant for leftovers. She use to bring one with her to take the leftovers for her dog. Or at least that’s what she would tell everyone. She grew up during the depression- so maybe she gets a pass.

Nurse Ratchet

$10 homegirl NHOR is it garbage if you have a Rockstar fridge in your living room for extra bevies?

Upper Bucks Garbaggio

$10 shareholder nh1r Is it garbage to bring your own ham to Thanksgiving. Fowl should be foul for turkey never liked the stuff

Lyle

$10 homie — when you pee in the shower, do you pee into the drain or just wherever?

Thrillhouse

$10 shareholder nh1r. Ayg if you thought it was a good idea to double fist Modelos all day at skankfest just to be passed out dunk at the los show with hotdog spilled all over my warmode hoodie… tough look

JarviDent

Crazy garbage move I saw in Target the other day. A guy paid for his items at the self check out and proceeded to place each item back in his cart. He then went to an empty self checkout area to take the bags so they didnt register the use of bags and could save himself about 35 cents.

Christopher Hayes

Is it garbage to do the PayPal "pay in 4" option for Christmas gifts? Little jammed up and it's interest free!

Uncle Doob

$10 Homie NHOR. Is it garbage to decorate you car with Christmas lights? 🤔

Lunchbox9164

Longtime $10 pusherman, nh1r, whats the proper garbage number of meals to attend during the Thanksgiving week? My record has been 5. 3 on my side (2 for my Pops and 1 for my Ma) Then 2 for my girlfriend at the time's family. They were over the course of Wednesday night into Thursday night. P.S my paternal Aunts argue over dumb things. #productsofdivorceandfamilyfeuds #toomanyleftovers Thanks love youse guys!

Dustin

Garbage Hey fellas, $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you get arrested and spend three days in jail for stealing $0.83 worth of candy out of the grocery store bulk bins? My first roommate smoked a phat blunt one night and decided to do a little grazing at the local grocer. He gets hungry while there, but we are obviously broke, so he thinks it’s a good idea to just grab a handful of the bulk bin candy that you weigh by the pound and snack on it. They bust his ass as he’s leaving and turns out to be $0.83 worth of candy. They prosecuted and unfortunately it was a Friday night. He had to sit his ass in jail until he could see the judge on Monday. He called me crying on Saturday night carrying on about how he wasn’t going to make it. I said, “mother fucker, if they giving you a phone for casuals you gonna be fine.” He was honestly more worried about what his family would think of him missing church on Sunday. Me and some buddies bailed him out on Monday and made a great story. Also, he was a big boy, prolly about 250 lbs. That fat, stoned bastard never stood a chance going into open-range candy territory after hitting the sticky icky. Love youse guys Dman

BofaDeezNutz

Is there anyone in your family who they do not talk about? Like the mere mention of their name kills the whole vibe

Cam Cotham

YO KROAR861- NH1R! Is it garbage to seek out open class action lawsuits online to apply for with no proof for $25 in your Venmo (or CashApp ;)) here and there? Appreciate youse.

Squid the Kid

How do you winterize the AC unit on the side of your house? If you even do it. I use a cover I bought an Amazon but I just saw a black garbage bag duct taped over and around a neighbors unit.

Josh Stephens

$120 yearly investor hoping for dividends here soon. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you have to call ahead when going to your well to do grandparents home because once upon a time you took a girlfriend there to say hi and discovered grandpa likes to walk the dogs around the property in the nude?

Wade Boggs Beers

NHOR, Homie since the roulette spin! Is it garbage to ask a guest in your home to move out of your “spot” in the living room?

Tim Campbell

Anyone else get the feeling that Foley secretly still believes in Santa but won't admit it because he wants to be "cool" and if he stops believing than theres no chance GI joe will be under his Christmas tree. Love youse

Spitfire542

$10 homie. Is it garbage to have a brand, type, or color of liquor you have to avoid to prevent getting into a fight, crying, or both at some point in the night?

Captain Kush

New $10 investor never had one read. Is it garbage that as a young kid (around 8) when my Dad would mow the field I would have to listen for when the riding mower stopped....look out into the field and if he was holding up his beer mug I would have to run out there grab it run to the shop to top him off from the keg and run it back out to him. P.S I was taking nips off the top every time. Extra P.S he would piss down the foam funnel under the tap that led outside in the winter when it was too cold to piss outside.

Ryan L

$10 homeboy NHOR; youse ever have a family member just move themselves in? When my great grandmother started losing her mind (dementia) she convinced herself that she was gonna get kicked out of her house and just showed up one day when I was in the 3rd grade. I got kicked out of my bedroom and had to sleep on the couch. She stayed with us for for another 8ish years until she passed. Love you MomMom! Still mad you took my room!

C N

Youse ever fall out of a moving vehicle?

Jerry Ennett

$14 International Investor - NHOR.. what is more trash: being the first kid in your class to lose their virginity or the last?

Franco

Hey Boys $10 bug collector never had one read AYG if someone in your family paid to have a star named after a deceased family member. In the early 2000s my aunt was buying stars for anyone and anything that passed.

Clapper the Snapper

$10 homie I’ve had one read. Do you need to “get eyes” on your seats at a sporting event or concert. My dad always made us do this and now I have to do it too

CookieMonster0032

$10 Bozo Special Forces operator here (NHOR). Two words: Dollar Tree

Foleys popped yoga ball

Long time homie ever spread your cheeks when mooning someone? Wildly more offensive it’s like looking into someone’s soul

Allyoop

Not a question just wanted to say my toddler has started saying “jammed up” and it’s hilarious

MIT custodian

10$ shareholder here, never had one read. Is it garbage to see who can eat something in less bites? For example; if you put a McChicken in a McDouble and make a McGangBang and see who can finish it in the least amount of bites? I did it in four.

KanKan69420

$10 Bozo , I think I've had one read, but not sure. Is it garbage to lie on your resume , and still get the position you're not qualified for ?

Adam Lovelace

$10 investor - what if you’re mom threw a wingback chair at your father (she’s 5’5…they still spend time together)

Birdland Bug Boy.

120 dollar yearly contributor here. NHOR. Is it garbage to break into an old travel trailer in a scrap yard to retrieve a hassack that your grandmother loved because you forgot to get it when moving into a new travel trailer for the summer?

isetthem

Thanksgiving question. Is it garbage if my mom took me and my siblings for dental work cuz there was a "get a free turkey with your visit" offer. Mom new a good deal when she saw one. It was wrongly worded. It was supposed to be free turkey for self pay, our insurance coverd our tooth cleaning. Mom pointed out that they didn't specify. I had clean teeth and a free turkey back in 98. From your boy Charlie. Shout out Cotton.

Thefuzzyclam

$10 dolla homie. Is it garbage to have a pool table in your drive way of your duplex that you move in and out of the garage every time you want to play it? My neighbors do this every weekend

Zachary Straight

Faithful navy over drafter again ...is it garbage that i just found out that the cookies in the tin on your table are made in India...an i all i see on your table are those food vendors videos ...happy holidays boys ...

Ray Greeko

Long time homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to pick up, dip and eat 3 or more french fries at once? If we’re talking Micky Ds I eat about 6-7 fries at once and that’s being modest

Justin

$10 Angel investor- never had one read. Are you garbage if you’ve taken more than one baseball apart to get to the bouncy thing in the middle? Love The pod thanks fellas!

Brisket Brigade

$10 Foley Funder- never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad as a kid would bring his igloo cooler full of Coors lights to your little league games and drive you home? He’d only have about 4-6 beers at the field so he was good to drive, occasionally had me grab him one on the way to or from the field to sip on the way home.

Nicole

$10 undercover sister. Have had one read NBD. AYG if your mom always made you set the washer to quick wash to “save money on the water bill” and your clothes never came out clean enough

Tommy Heglin

Yo. You get a sub, it’s cut in half. Is it garbage to eat from the end back to the middle?

Patty’s Meatballs

10$ investor since 2022. Never had one read yet. Is it garbage to buy 10lb tube of ground beef from Costco then portion and vacuum seal them in ziplock bags using a straw to suck the air out?

Don't Feed Foley

When is Fat Court coming back? Last update was October of last year!

Foleys Twin Flame

$10 Soul $istah NHOR- I’m in an ‘up-and-coming’ neighborhood, and sit in my backyard occasionally - is it garbage to Shazam the songs blasting from the pharmaceutical dealers parked at the scary gas station nearby? I’ve lived, but reformed now, I’m hearing bangers I forgot about. Trap or die🤘🏼

BozoHomie

$10 bozo. NHOR. Is it garbage to use your grandmas streaming service login after she died and continue to use it until her husband eventually passed and cancelled everything?

michael denino

Youse ever have to put a tire plug in a donut? Ever had multiple coworkers remind you that donuts are supposed to be temporary? Ever run a donut till bald/unusable, and when you finally go to fix your tire you find out the unfortunate news that replacing the donut tire actually cost 2-3x more than if you just replaced the regular tire? #jammeddddUP

Foley's Moldy Shower Liner

$10 chip holder. Are you garbage if you bring your own Cool Blue Gatorade to the bar to make your own Gatorwine? Gatorwine is half cheap red wine, half Cool Blue Gatorade.

Buttcheeks McGee

$10 dolla project rat. Is it garbage to watch 90’s mob/gangster movies with your mom? Bit of a family tradition around here and we quote them all the time

Sleezy Pete Seidel

$10 homie, I think I had one read but I can’t remember. Is it garbage if, as a kid, your father made you ask your aunt to bag up the Thanksgiving turkey carcass so he could make soup with it? In reality, it would sit in the freezer for months and eventually get tossed because he was too lazy to make it.

Cinnamon Babka

$10 bozo from da burbs … never had one read. Is it garbage to send out thank you cards 5 years after the wedding?

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 bozo, I don't have to ask if this is garbage so I'll just say it, my wife and her boss/friend at work share a "work vape" that stays at work.

Uncle Hank’s Sponsor’s Sponser

$10 contender for father of the year. Stick with me here. Is it garbage if when reading your son a book from the 90’s, you see a jar of Polaner All-Fruit in one the pictures and exclaim, “Who does this guy think he is? Rich prick…”

Southern Wawa Connoisseur

$10 homie, new to the Patreon never had one read… Is it garbage to brush your teeth over the kitchen sink? Bonus: I just moved into a new house with one working bathroom and it’s in my roommate room.

Curveball Romeo

OG $10 Homie here. Are you garbage if you pick your nose and flick it into the litter box? It’s the cats problem now

GdawG

$10 hoagie smoker never had one read can i get some advice from the big man and kiperino (new guy luke too) on using dating apps? 23 and just downloaded a couple for the first time in my life. wanted to get your guys thoughts/advice on them in matt’s special he talked about them a lil and that’s honestly part of the reason i downloaded Love Youse!

Not Egg

You ever just eat a tums

Cory hardesty

$10 Homie, have had one read (I am indeed garbage). Is it more garbage to take leftovers from a restaurant during vacation? I live in Hawaii and saw a guy (definitely on vacation) carrying a leftover food container down the street in Waikiki.

AYGwillickers

ever had your pic taken while youre in medieval stocks?

Richard C.

Ever seen your mom wearing a backpack?

Davis The Door Guy

AYG if you use Christmas lights as an extension cord

Bug Man Brigade

FTLT NHOR this one is a little garbage inception, is it garbage if I’m a garbage man and since November 1st I’ve been running up and grabbing the cans of people who forget to put them out just because the holidays are coming up and if I secure 800 bones from appreciative customers I can buy a .50 caliber upper receiver for my AR15

Backyard Bride

$10 homie- never had one read. Are you garbage if you bite your nails and then put them in your pocket? Classier than on the ground. 🤪🤣 Also, I had a birthday party for my 4year old this weekend. I heard my brother in law say I’ve never been served bud light at a kids party. Hahaha

Sausage Lover 9000

You ever hear someone yell out ‘STOP THE FUCKING CAR’

Sexy Sasquatch

$10 Homie, never had one read. If you had to shower outside with the hose in summer because the well is only 6’ deep and would dry up if you took too many showers. And then your dad would sneak outside to try and snap pictures of you naked to try and embarrass you to the family?

Pat Buckles

$10 hoagie NHOR - Is it garbage to have a Kleenex box visibly displayed on the dash of your car? I see this shit all the time, jammed under a windshield or rear window. Bonus points if it’s flattened, side flaps open, sun damaged and damp for some reason

Road Beers

Is it garbage to download a Rolex face for your iWatch? Nothing like grandpa handing out apple iwatches for Christmas with the rollie screen pre-loaded

Jerknowitzki69 aka the albatross

10 homie nhor, is it garbage to have a notre dame “play like a champion today” sign that you tap on the way out the door?

Pierce Hughes

Is it garbage if you grab your house Key with your teeth when you unlock your door

HULK

$10 LI homie here. Is it garbage to do a 50/50 at your wedding. Getting married in September and trying to make an extra buck😂 Also kippy and foley if you guys wanna come feel free to come out. 30 min from youse!!!

Sergeant Sizzli

Is it garbage to catch a bonus ep while sipping beers by the pool instead of listening to music?

Nick

What would be the trashiest white elephant gifts for this season? Last year my brother gave a 5 pack of beers for our white elephant.

Paytch Foley

Not sure if this has been suggested before, so apologize in advance if I'm stealing someone's idea. But wouldn't it be great to have Aunt Tuddy (Adam Ray) on as a guest?

rochella

$10 homie, had 1 read before.. HOW YA DURRIN ?! Is it garbage to have your friend cut off a piece of your tongue thats hanging off ?! For context, I have epilepsy and had a really bad seizure one day when I was about 17-18, I was alone at my friends house ( it was the party house, we all lived there ) I woke up and walked barefoot, with my shirt covered in blood cuz my tongue just got ripped open, to my mom's house and asked her to do it and she refused so I walked back to my friends house, waited for everyone to get there and then talked someone into doing it for me with kitchen scissors. We sterilized them with a lighter first, obviously. My tongue healed up fine and all was good after that, just sucked to eat and drink for a while 🫡🤷‍♀️

rochella

Is it garbage if your dad builds a koi pond in your living room with one of those little tikes turtle sandboxes from the 80s. My wife's dad did this back in the day, we have pics somewhere

Alpaca Moose

NHOR - AYG if you refill the classy Aesop Soap with Dollar store soap

Nick Markley

AYG if you leave out a pack of heaters with the milk and cookies for Santa?

PathologicFoley

Will the episode from skankfest be released? Normand said on Tuesdays w stories that there was a girl on mushrooms that jumped on stage and I’m really trying to see that.

Tommy Heglin

Yo. Ever eat ice cream with a fork? All the spoons in the dishwasher

TedTheoLogan

$10 hospital homie here, never had one read. Had a couple of ER issues lately. Is it garbage to call my wife "my guardian" in the ER hoping to get a laugh? I say it's a solid bit.

Brennen Knaub

$10 homie here, is it garbage that my mom called me from an all-inclusive resort in Mexico to buy her a Powerball ticket?

Tommy Murphy

10 dollar homie Are you garbage if you google which airports got a chilis

Eric

10 dollar homie here. First time subscriber, long time listener. Are you garbage if you have more than 20 shirts that you've cut the sleeves off of?

All The Toast

$10 furnisher, Do youse or a family member save them pizza tables?

Henry’s Coffee Table

$10 homie, never had one read, are you garbage if you lose your currently sleeping next to wood paneling?

Joshua Meinke

$120 annual investor here. 1 year Bozo 1 year Homie. Never had one read. Am I Garbage for being 40 and working at a Grocery store? (Safeway) Granted I am the Assistant Store Director (thats #2 in the joint, Salaried position and quarterly Bouns eligible.) When people ask what I do I feel shame a lot of the time. Am I Garbage or am I ok? Plz help

Yomamastinks

$10 homie NHOR AYG if you use plastic forks/spoons from a birthday party so you don't have to wash silver ware

prisondentist

$10 dentist. Can foley show his front teeth to the camera? Where the f are they?

MurphyB

$10 Angel Investor...NHOR. Is it Garbage to immortalize a lost loved one on the back glass of your 95 Ford Explorer? "I'm Memoriam of Maw Maw. 1942-2014."

Christopher Clover

10$ Home slice, never had one read. Are you garbage if you almost got kicked out of Wicked 2 because the 5 Coors lights you snuck into the theatre kept cracking open during the songs. My wife was pretty pissed by the third one, but momma ain't raise no quitter.

Alfred Davis

Can we start an H Foley shirt fund? I’ve watched 3 separate things on YouTube and foley has the same shirt on. Burn that light green long sleeve already! 😂

Foley's padawan

New 10 dollar homie here. Is it garbage if I listen to the show every waking minute of the day ... I listen to the show when I get ready for work when Im at work and i play video games and when I go to sleep

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Is it garbage if you grew up using the yard waste bin as a basketball hoop? The neighbor said I had the “best shot on the block”.

bealiobealio

Tony Yayo is a LoS fan. Let's make this happen. AYG Christmas Miracle!

BigGulpsHuh?

Is it garbage if my buddy refers to his couch and ottoman as a sectional

Dark Mike Bibby

$10 DEI bozo (Mexican) first time long time AYG if growing up your dad (weekends only) had a roommate? (I’m the roommate)

handy andy

$10 suburban royalty NHOR. I have a designated parking spot at work and at home so i don’t put oil stains all over the lot/driveway

Gnome Northeast

10$ homie, is it garbage to warm up the toilet seat with a propane blow torch before using it? It’s gettin’ chilly in the morning!

Christine Rutledge

$10 home decorator homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you have decorative rocks, stones or glass beads in your bathroom sink as “decor”?? All I can think about is how gross they must get after people brushing their teeth. Love from Boston!!

Shawn Eric Jones

$10 Homie, Never had one read. Is it garbage if you wear a sports jersey to a funeral or wedding? Bonus points if it has your name on it?

Chris Barr

$10 homie, Never had one read. Is it garbage to check the local funeral home website to see if your dad is dead

Jeremy Lennartz

Jeremy from Yakima, Washington, new member. Is it garbage that my family vacation every year growing up was driving up to Seattle to go to the beach?

MooseinLowell

Are you garbage if youre wife goes boots on the ground on bourbon st whipping her tits out to get other women to show theres. While you pound drinks on the balcony cheering her on. Got to meet kippy at skankfest but the big man was elusive to us. Love youz

Luke G

New 10 $ homie, is it garbage to put your garbage and recycle bin under your bathroom window? so you don't have to go outside , you can just throw it from the window.

Smashing Blumpkins

People still talking in the Borat, Joe Dirt, or Napoleon Dynamite voice. Trashola.

Mike Oxlong

$10 Homie, looking for garbage advice. Wife and I are planning our 20th anniversary, coming to NYC for the first time. As hillbilly garbage, what must we see and where do I take her for our anniversary. PS if 12 y/o Kipp wouldn’t eat it, neither will we.

Chrissy_California

10 dollar 2 years deep homie nevah had one read, Are you garbage if you blow all your money, max out your cards, and skip rent chasing one big project you’re sure will change everything —like building a ghost-hunting app for phones called Ghost Sonar? I keep tellin the bird it'll be making money any day now.

Stryder

$10 Investor, NEVER HAD ONE READ!! These fucking guys. Is it garbage to flush the toilet before you’re done peeing? Love you’s.

Dylan Stafford

10$ homie , never had one read , is it garbage to eat cereal out of recycled land o lakes butter tub that also has spaghetti sauce stains in it , and yes I did grow up in a trailer park in GA

Jack McClelland

£7.50 Overseas UK Investor. Never had one read. One I think you boys would enjoy…on the back of Foley asking if Superdry is back in the latest Ep - got told this when I was at my first job and always stuck with me… “you know why is called superdry don’t you? Because thats how birds feel when they see you wearing it” - keep the Bug Man away from SuperDry!

J Daniels

is it garbage that my co- worker keeps trying to convince me that if your in witness protection you can't be convicted of a crime..

Forgotten Jellybean

Trashiest rolling tobacco brand? Riverstone, Drum, Golden Vigrinia, Amber Leaf etc?

giacomo

Happy Thanksgiving fellas

Stephen Greathouse

10$ homie, never had one read, Is it garbage to eat Ritz crackers any other way but salt side down on your tongue.

Robinson Hunt

Hey nhor yet, are you garbage if you keep your 12r of bud heavy’s on the front porch on thanksgiving so your family don’t steal’m lol there more front porch after dinner people on the holidays lol gotta take advantage right lol

Eric Williams

Dont same my name:DarkPeePee Hey long time shit bag. Is it trast to bum a heater from your girls sisters and smoke it alone on thanksgiving (ps first year i met everyone and i brung a gun)

Scoops

Listening to you 2 maniacs for 3 years. I’ll be at the Charlotte show Dec 2. Never asked one. R u garbage if you feel the need to steel something every time you go shopping just because F them! You know what this shit really costs? Even if it’s small ..they owe me!

Annie Freeze

Is it garbage to always have a basketball and football, but never have the needle for the pump? I have a both in my trunk ... deflated. I also have raquets and balls because tennis balls don't lose air like them. Gotta be down to clown.

jim Copeland

Are you garbage if.. your wife is due on Thanksgiving but you're out golfing and use the "she's due anytime" excuse to jump your tee time ahead of multiple groups? This was the story I got from my shitbird cousin today!

HeOnDaToilet

Hey guys happy Thanksgiving! I'm thankful for another year of laughs with Kippy and Foley! Are you garbage if you hit your vape through your nose to avoid getting a dry socket after a tooth extraction?

Philip Masturzo

Are Djeep lighters trashy? Grabbed on today. You can’t tell me shit!

Trash

Never had one read but are you garbage if you have a line of credit at your local liquor store

Jerry Ennett

NHOR - you ever microwave a grasshopper as a kid?

Kippy and Foleys Love Child

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to wear a super bowl champion jacket when the last time your team won the super bowl was in the 80’s? Go Raiders!!!

Eric Schmidt

10 dollar homie. Is it garbage that when you fantasize about winning the lottery your first thought is how epic of a grocery store trip you could do?

michael denino

More of a statement, ask Foley if he knows what Airplane Mode actually does. Bonus if he calls Patty and asks the same. ❤️🗑️❤️

Rocco Weston

10 dollar homie NHOR. Are you garbage if your mom used to boil hot dogs and then pour them and the boiling water into a big Coleman thermos/water bottle and bring them to the swim club/beach/dorney park for lunch? Cheri wasn’t having those concession stand prices!

Tootie and the blowfish

Are you garbage if you own anything that’s not clothes or coffee cup with a Buccees logo

Steven Keith Walling

NHOR Is it garbage when you were young you thought people in the "neighborhood" were better off because the tires on their roof? I lived in a trailer park (in Oklahoma) when I was real young and thought this. Tires are sometimes placed on top of trailer homes as an inexpensive way to add weight to the roof. This method is used to prevent lightweight metal roofs from lifting off during high winds, especially in areas with frequent severe weather.

PAULIE WALNUTS

Couple of bozos…never had one read. Are you garbage if you use microwave popcorn on a string as garland to decorate your Christmas tree?? Love yous!

Scotty Dregs

Zamboni Driver Homie 2nd time member , had 1 read. But this is a gooder. Am I garbage if my wife's step dad. Sold Popcorn on the side of a highway in Rural Manitoba Canada . EH

Joey Bag of Donuts

Am I garbage for mentioning the Bass Pro Shop tax scam whenever I can after learning of it. Basically they are considered a non-profit since they conduct “teaching” within their stores

BigBoyHustle

First time 10 dollar homie NHOR is it garbage to hold your parents steering and drive while they light up a dart. Extra credit if it wasn’t a dart but a pipe Extra extra if there wasn’t tobacco in it either

Joey Williams

I have dropped this one a couple times never had one read. Leaving the local Elks Lodge at the age of six and my mom is too drunk to drive so I sit on her lap and steer and tell her when to break and gas. Always made it home safely.

Sticky Vicky

It garbage to commit to the lie “I had to drop out for a while cus of Covid”? In reality I wasn’t doin too hot at community college. Found youse guys after you were on Taste Buds years ago. Now I’m almost 30 graduating with a bachelor’s degree. Learned from the best, you gotta get jammed up sometimes before you can earn a face throw card

Big Mouth Burnie Bug Man

$10 homie - never had one read: Is it garbage to “sometimes” leave your shirt on but take your pants and socks completely off while taking a dump, calling it “Winny the Pooing”? It feels real good to stretch out proper and let it all breathe. P.S: I only do this at home. I may be trash, but I’m not a psychopath.

TuddysGotBack

$10 homie - never had one read: Is it garbage to excuse yourself to use the upstairs bathroom from your own dinner party because your girlfriend’s friends are boring only to tie your bedsheets together and repel out the window of the building? P.S. Turns out my girlfriend and her friends saw me through the window shimmying down our townhome and running off into the night.

Forgotten Jellybean

In school when I was 12 I stole someones rice crispy squares bar and when I got caught my excuse was: My Grandfather died yesterday!!

Jon no H

10$ homie here. When you eat snacks in your house like chips/pretzels/etc, do you put them in a bowl first or eat them out of the bag right out of the cabinet? Also, how would you serve them to your guests?

Melly P

I know it’s winter and all that. But us lady homies are due for some tank-top merch!! It’s almost summer!!

doug

$10 commando here NHOR are holiday inflatables garbage or not? Have four in the front yard. A penguin, a reindeer, the abominable snowman from the old school Christmas movie, and SpongeBob in a Santa hat... Anyway Merry Christmas from a west Texas homie!

Assman 5000

Is it garbage to shave your ass?

HeaterEater

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to eat white castles at thanksgiving?

ProbablyGayDefinitelyDrunk

$10 trash bag NHOR…. Is it garbage that I bought a bottle of white wine as part of a recipe?…. But now I use what’s left every morning to swallow my depression/anxiety medications before heading to work?

Garfunk1e

new $14.50 Canadian never had one read. is it garbage to look forward to "pizza night" as a kid? pizza night being english muffins wit sauce pepperonis and cheese in the oven cause a single dad of three XL boys couldn't afford takeout. love yous boys the pod helps get through the work week.

Kippy’s Mother-in-Law

$10 bag of dicks, NHOR - is it garbage to vote for a reality TV contest like dancing with the stars?

XOL

First time long time and new $182.67 pesos lad here - Is it garbage to get a joint in a wedding gift envelope? Follow-up: is it garbage to get a bat joint 2 feet long for the after-party?

Holden Hoagies

First time $10 homie, is it garbage to call my baby's teether his chew toy?

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 homie here had one read a couple weeks back. Is it garbage to notice fight starting at a bar as your homies are leaving and you stop to say “hold up boys let’s watch this”. #worldstar

Sir Nicklaus

$10 homie NHOR. Are you garbage if the household “serving spoon/ice cream scoop” was an oversized (bent to shit) non matching tablespoon?

Patrik Parsons

Long time 10$ homie, is it garbage to rip a heater going through a McDonald's drive through window?

Saltines and bagged lettuce

How bout all the AYG boys take a legit IQ test and do a reveal of the results on an ep. Love Youse

DumpBucket

Medium length homie. Boys my YouTube year end review has revealed that my top channel in the top .1% of the people on YouTube, has AYG as my top channel, over 550 videos watched not counting Patreon. I gotta go rethink my life. Keep it coming.

Foley’s Tongue Waggle

IIG to post legal disclaimers on facebook to try and protect your photos?

Showerslugs

Is it garbage when your mother invites people over for dinner and then serves all their food onto their plates with her hands that haven’t been washed ( food is family style on the table and everyone could easily serve themselves)

Horacio Torres

Top Notch $10Homie - Is it garbage to rep your YouTube end of year recap like a Purple Heart ? AYG top 0.1% of viewers, 745 videos under my belt. I’m somewhat of a cowboy.

HeaterEater

$10 piece of shit never had one read. Is it garbage to take a blue chew before watching the blues brothers with my girl, then getting dumped mid movie cuz my other girl showed up? Talk about blue nutters

Gravy Seals

Hey homies, $10 bozo never had one read. Are you garbage if you eat from the salad bar at your local stripclub?

Lord Meeks

$20 TAMPA HOMIE! Never Had 1 Read. LOVE YOUSE! Is it garbage to scream out in the middle of an argument, “IM GONNA LEARN YA SOMETHING” to try to get your point across and win? Bonus points if you know your argument sucks but you’re committed to the bit.

John canby

$6 Bozo… $4 in gas… I write it off so you get the whole $10. AYG if your family took their cup wear (our drinking glasses out of the cabinet) to the beach to build sand castles and then took them home, rinse them out and put MILK in them for dinner that night? This was pre-solo cup. Once they came out, those were a castle makers and we tossed them.

Chicken Parmaceuticals

10 dollar Blue Collar Bucks County homie, just had one read how ya durn? AYG if you go to sleep with a beanie on? Sometimes I'll do it before the cpap, sometimes after

Denise

$10 homie, never had one read! Is it garbage if we watch the patreon episode over Sunday dinner… and our toddler shouts “HANK!” as soon as he hears the intro?

Paulzilla86

$10 card-got-declined-defaulted-to-backup-payment bozo, never had one read. Is it garage if, as a kid, I only ever visited my aunt and uncle because my aunt had the flo-bee and we were too broke to go to a barber for hair cuts? My brother and I still give our mom shit about the lumps in our heads from that thing to this day.

Cody Bourque

Loooongggg time $10 homie NHOR Is it garbage if my lineage of car ownership in the past 15 years has been a Mitsubishi Galant, Dodge Caliber, Chrysler 300, and then a Nissan Altima? Galant died out on a busy bridge Caliber’s transmission blew on a road trip The 300 was missing a chunk of the bumper and one of the side mirrors when I parted ways with it And the Nissan Altima is still running strong but has a couple dents

Ed Ed or Eddy

I warmed my hands up the other night with my toaster because I'm too cheap to turn the heat up in my apartment.

Fran

Did your dad ever retrofit an old school bus to use as the daily vehicle for your family of 10?