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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-08 18:29:42
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2025-12

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read. As always, appreciate the support. Love youse.

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Kraig WithaKay

FTLT- NHOR. Is it garbage to name your first born child not in honor of your father’s name but his preferred beer of choice? She named her daughter Millie Lou (M.L.) because he drank Miller Lite (M.L.)

100K Amex points

Is it garbage to tell someone what you got them for Christmas and still wrap it

timchilla

I still don’t believe BugMan has teeth

RoyEMunson

Is it garbage to still have and use an MP3 player?

Ferda Listener

Have had a question read - is it garbage that you bought a worst summer ever tee because you felt bad they weren’t selling as well as the others. Boston homie!

Cole Allan

What ever happened to the paintball match patreon goal??

Kippys Left Nut

Is it garbage to ALWAYS have lint in your belly button?

Quinn Cormack

Are you garbage if growing up your dinners consisted of boxed scalloped/mashed potatoes, minute rice, and shake-n-baked chicken?

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 glugger NHOR is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat?

Last Parm Hero

Is it garbage to ask for 2 bills at a restaurant when you’re travelling for work. One for food and one for booze because your work said you can’t keep expensing so many drinks on work trips. New penny pinching boss cut me off!

NycTony

$10 hedgefund investor. Is it garbage to hold in the shit you gotta take in the morning until you get to work, so you get paid to drop a deuce?

Brian Culp

First time long time... Is it garbage for your dad to ask for ninja stars for Christmas? He settled for a samurai sword instead

YourMomsCans

NH1R Canadian stock holder. Ever buy something off Facebook marketplace, offer a price and the seller offers a lower price? Offered $200 on a set of used tires and he seen me and my car and said how about $150?

FUZZY TRAIN

$10 Richmond Funny Bone attendee- NHOR Is it garbage to listen to so much AYG that I started saying “jawns”? But I’m a Colorado native so I just sound like I’m saying “John” all the time?

Aidon Squires

Hey Boys, longtime caller first-time listener, is it garbage to have a full size office water cooler in your house? Our company closed an office space and let me keep the water cooler.

NunzAndRoses

10$ homie never had one read, is it garage that every address I’ve lived at is actually the shitty town next to where I lived? For example, without using real town names, I grew up in Goodtown, which was a decent middle class area, but my address usually came up as Badville, because of the zip codes or something Every place I’ve ever lived has been like this

FLOP SWEAT COMEDY

$10 Comrade my buddy held his wedding reception at the mall food court where he met his bride (ps she’s a full-figured gal!”)

Carlos F

FT NHOR, AYG if your mom was dating your brother first then started dating his dad after who then became your dad?

RoyEMunson

Is it garbage to get your pet from anywhere that’s not a pet store? Don’t think I’ve ever bought one but always had various pets running around the house

Cassidy Olsen

“Girl Dinners” aren’t usually trashy, but “boy dinners” feel like they would be. What would the guys’ “boy dinners” look like?

RoyEMunson

Youse ever used the “shipping was delayed” excuse when showing up empty handed to a party?

Eric

10 dollar homie What do you call the police helicopter? My dad grew up in LA and called it the Inglewood mosquito

Kidzilla

New $10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if one of your dad's favorite sayings when you were growing up was "If it ain't bleeding, it don't hurt". Even when I was 8, I knew it didn't make sense. I remember thinking, what if I broke my leg?

jim k

$10 homie never had one read. was wondering how you make your scrambies? do you crack the eggs into the pan and scramble? or crack them into a bowl, mix them up then pour that in the pan? i feel like in the pan is trashy and in a bowl is classy. let me know, thanks

Yo Mama

$10 hozo and had one read, foley called me gross. Is it garbage to wear a shirt advertising a beer I’ve never had? My mom’s partner gave me a dos equis hand me down and I’m assuming its an alright beer.

Chris Z

FTLT-NHOR Is it garbage if you work as a full time firefighter and also part time at a cemetery and are referred to as a "first and last responder"?

B.O.P.O.T. 9000

$10 cousin never not bustin. Ever make 2 divets in a bar of soap and skateboard it with your fingers in the sink or tub as a kid?

Nicholas Long

Is it garbage to walk away from the gas pump or atm when it ask if you want a receipt, instead of clicking “no”

K.J.'s Wingman

Are you garbage if you wait to buy AYG merch until its on clearance? Thru The Roof tour shirts are only 10 bucks!

Aaron Victor

Are you garbage if you paused sundays bonus ep to go find the uncensored doc on YouTube

Joey Joestar

Are you Garb if youre at the car dealership because the recall you just did messed up your Jeep's transmission, and now they are trying to charge you $200 to even look at it

jasontheryan

$10 lifer, had a couple read.... Is it garbage to have your Thanksgiving dinner catered by Cracker Barrel? My 20-year-old daughter's boyfriend's parents did this, and I am not sure how I feel about it.

Gearbox

$10 homie, never had one read- Is it garbage to just leave your groceries outside in the winter because it's the same temperature as your freezer anyway?

Bourbon down the house

20 dollar homie never been read. Is it garbage to take your 5 year old to the moose lodge for dart league? And once there everyone buys her pull tabs. She won 5 bucks and when asked if she wanted 5 dollars or 5 more tabs….she chose tabs. Let. It. Ride.

SweetMcD

AYG if you're in the top .1% of garbaggio listeners on your YT yearly wrap up?

Phil A

$10 fuck. Had one read, heres another You ever run out of TP in a public restroom? Shout out wawa in cherry hill. Howyadern (Ps. Im the guy who shit in the restaurant when i was there for a pickup order)

Nate McIntyre

Long time listener boys. My father pronounces “breakfast” like “breakfrust” my mother always used to get upset at him growing up because he could not pronounce things correctly. Joe Pesci was “Joe Pesky”

WILKES-BARRE-WILLY

I went to Gathering of the Juggalos in 2012 right after Camp Bisco. The amount of tits I saw that I wish I didn’t was absolutely absurd. Don’t get me wrong some of the broads were on point but most were just 23 year old foley chasers with tiddies saggier than TUDDYS! Ending up buying 7 grams of ketamine and ate 51 dollar dips of Molly. Got so fucked up I stayed in my tent for the next three days with a broad I met( how ya doin?!) she gave me coke and acid on top of it all. Missed the entire weekend and getting sprayed with copious amount of faygo… LOL Ended up driving back to NYC with her (im from PA ) called my mommy and begged for 75 to get a bus home. Shout out Rach! Love ya tootse!

AYGeezy

Long time homey, never had one read: AYG if you wipe, than fold, than wipe again?

Gravy Seals

$10 bozo here, never had one read. Are you garbage if you take a frozen Marie Callendar lasagna to the church potluck, and claim it as homemade? Also, you finish it with a little chopped parsley when it’s out the oven. How ya doin.

Mr. Bovine Joni himself

10 dollar cousint. Never had one read. Youse or the homies ever been on the DuckBoat before it got shut down.

Stryder

First Time Contributor, Long Time Investor. Is it garbage to flush the toilet before you’re done peeing?? My Dad said you had to finish before the bowl starts to fill back up. Love you guys!!!!

JakeL

$10 bozo NHOR Are you garbage if your dad gets into a fistfight on the municipal golf course? But first he hands you his dentures because according to him “it lets them know you mean business and I paid good money for them” That was 25 years ago and still my favorite story to tell. RIP pops

Cody - Aberdeen Creative

$10 Chuckle head here…. I’ve had one or two read. No gonna lie but I got more! AYG… - If there are certain clocks that after daylight savings you don’t change. you just decide to wait until the next daylight savings so they’re correct - if you ever respond to a co-worker asking “how’s it goin?” with “same shit, different toilet” - if you think it was scalped potatoes not scalloped? - youre so lazy that you take off your socks by backwards scoot scraping them on the carpet so you don’t have to bend over? - if you never learned to tie your shoes with a single loop and still use the two bunny ears method? - When you were a kid, you ever learn to gleek?

Devin Lopez

Is it garbage I just paid for my flight to a wedding in Mexico using the money I just won off my NFL Sunday parlay? Margaritas on me babyyy

Kimbo Slice

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to be in the top 0.7% of AYG YouTube viewers? Follow up: is it garbage to brag about this on a public forum?

Nicky No Socks

$10 Proxy Voter How many layers can you sleep in until it’s Garbage? My girl asked why I just don’t turn the heat on, I told her “wolves live outside”

Lyle

$10 homie, my trash day is on Thursdays. When you pee in the shower, do you pee into the drain or just in the shower?

NotNickSkinner

$10 Hatchi matchi here Is it garbage to bring in half a sandwich into a restaurant where you only want the soup? My dad told me that the other day he took half a Safeway deli sandwich to one of our local restaurants because wanted it with the Pozole (mexican soup). When I asked he him if they were okay with that, he responded "They didn't seem thrilled"

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. Ever start dumping in one bathroom and finish in another? Occasionally I'll initiate the launch sequence in one bathroom, realize there's no TP, then do the mud butt shuffle to a second bathroom to finish.

Josh

$10 Father of the Year runner up, NHOR. Is it garbage to buy a 90 year old car, park it in your daughter/son-in-law’s driveway, and lose the keys? It hasn’t moved since my father in law parked it the first time. Old guys from all over town knock on our door to ask about it.

Officer Mehoff

10.00 tight ass here, never had one read. Are you garbage if every-time you talk about your favorite Broncos player you gotta let everyone know he’s only got one testicle?

Lunchbox9164

Long time $10 pusherman. AYG if the star on your Chritmas tree is a disco ball?

Dylan

$10 Elvis Impersonator NHIR Is it garbage if your mom somehow “accidentally” stole a Boscov’s walky talky and only plans on returning it if they give her $100 in store credit?

Mr steel yo keef

$20 Share holder Is it garbage to have shrimp cocktail and Red Barron pizza with the boys on football Sunday.

Tommy Johnson

Hello! £8 matey never had one read. Are you rubbish if you win an award at work and receive a Marks & Spencer gift voucher then immediately spend the entire gift voucher on beers, wings and a sweet treat, because you haven't been grocery shopping that week?

MuchomanHfoley

FTLT NHOR 20 dollar Canadian invester, is it garbage if my garbage vernacular made its way into my office job etc. we have a heavy bike order, get them jons in the ground faster then a dog running down a 3 legged cat

Jugs N Ammo LLC

$10 Foleyville resident, NHOR. Youse ever called the ambulance for something minor like a stomachache?

Foley's_Goodfellows_Briefs

$10 DXL Haberdasher here! Is it garbage if you hit the door lock on your key fob more than once? I'll give ya twice, but a broad in my building hits hers constantly after getting out and makes her crummy mini van honk 33 times the while she's walking to her apartment with groceries. Bugman level OCD! 🤡

josh weisgerber

Is it garbage to book a room for berts cruise even though you haven't finished paying off the last bert cruise?

Last Generation White Trash

$10 Homie, still kind of a bozo! NHOR Saw the show in Richmond, loved it! Are you garbage if a song on the radio prompted your dad to give you the sex talk? It was Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf. We were heading home from the K-Mart where his girlfriend worked. He would disappear into the back of the store with her while she was on break. I was left to "hang out" in the electronics department for 20-30 minutes. I never got anything, and had no idea what was going on. He was still married to my mom at the time.

Cam Cotham

Is it garbage to ask someone what cigarette they're smoking because it is nostalgic and reminds you of something? So many times I catch someone catching a heater and it reminds me of being 5,6,7,8 and all the good times I had before I had homework or chores or a job or taxes. ... I don't smoke- I just like the smell in 2025. I probably need therapy.

Douglas Nixon

Long time 10in hoagie enjoyer, is it garbage if your mom used to classify your family as "high class white trash" cause they lived on a double wide with a brick foundation. Not one of those trashy ones on wheels!!!

Chris Medeiros

$10 homie Is it garbage to use chips instead of crackers in your soup. Usually Tostitos Love you guys- Foley- looking good

Charles Nance

Long term bozo investor never had one read. Is it garbage to immediately light a joint after your show and offer Foley some

BofaDeezNutz

$10 sleeper cell. How many times do you attempt to assemble, or repair something before you throw it on the ground and say fuck it, i'll just buy another one

Willy B

Where do we stand on bread bowls?

5StarDiveBar

$10 homie here. Is it garbage to enjoy a couple miracle whip sammies after work. Just zip of the whip and bread

AYGwillickers

is it garbage that in college i wanted a pt cruiser because it reminded me of the shape of zz top's eliminator?

D to the H

Is it garbage when mom calls to tell the family your brother is getting divorced but they never went through with it? Bonus she is now being "reintroduced" to the family a year later?

Big man's little man

$10 Flemington Speedway Homie never had one read Are yous garbage if the 5 jobs you've had none of them have been acquired by applying or sending in an application? I've only gotten jobs by knowing someone that already worked there whether it was a friend or brother See ya at the Met!

Foley's padawan

Hey boys new $10 homie here NHOR. Is it garbage if in 5th grade during the end of the year exams I farted, sneezed, coughed and burped all at the same time! My teacher who hated me looked at me with disgust and said ew

AYGwillickers

when you go through a drive thru at what point does the size of the order become rude to the people behind you?

Fat Iron Building

Yous got my money. Ever get fired for taking a extra shift but show up drunk. ITS YOUR DAY OFF.

Michelle Turner

10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to give your spouse tixs for your shoe Saturday and call it his Christmas present

jess

$10 homie here! It’s actually almost $15 Canadian so I must really love youse😉 With Christmas coming have either of you get caught regifting a gift? We had a gift that kept being regifted every year. We all wondered who was going to receive it that year lol

Jordan Smith

$10 home skillet. Is it garbage to have a full size trampoline in your front yard? My neighbors don’t think so.

Aunt Rose

$10 soul sister here, I have had one read, NBD I just made a salad in the interest of being healthy but there were no Croutons left so I crushed up some Sun Chips in there instead. Thoughts? P.S. they were Garden Salsa flavored

Dustin

Hey fellas, $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you get arrested and spend three days in jail for stealing $0.83 worth of candy out of the grocery store bulk bins? My first roommate smoked a phat blunt one night and decided to do a little grazing at the local grocer. He gets hungry while there, but we are obviously broke, so he thinks it’s a good idea to just grab a handful of the bulk bin candy that you weigh by the pound and snack on it. They bust his ass as he’s leaving and turns out to be $0.83 worth of candy. They prosecuted and unfortunately it was a Friday night. He had to sit his ass in jail until he could see the judge on Monday. He called me crying on Saturday night carrying on about how he wasn’t going to make it. I said, “mother fucker, if they giving you a phone for casuals you gonna be fine.” He was honestly more worried about what his family would think of him missing church on Sunday. Me and some buddies bailed him out on Monday and made a great story. Also, he was a big boy, prolly about 250 lbs. That fat, stoned bastard never stood a chance going into open-range candy territory after hitting the sticky icky. Love youse guys Dman

Kay Jay Peterman

Using the burger upside juices go to the top bun theory i may have a great garbage cooking technique..Cook the turkey upside down in the oven so all the juices go to breast leave them nice and juisayyyyy

Paps

Are you garbage if you re buy something on Amazon that you previously purchased to put the old broken one back in to get your money back. Ps jeff bezos got enough money my 19.99 ain't gonna kill him

Cody Winters

When my old man was still around he used to get marlb . Reds and scratches in his stocking .. Happy Holidays bozoz !!

Fat Shisno

OHOR 5$ constituent over here. Not a question of if but how garbage is it if you are cranking it, and your wife walks in, yells at you for doing a solo mission, see what your watching, joins in, and then both stop the fun times to pretty much do mystery theater 3000 adult cinema. Happened 2 times in my marriage. Lorv you duds.

Uzeeavarr

$10 reformed bozo never had one read. Is it garbage to buy solo cups regularly cause you don’t wanna do dishes.

Cody Gurnick

Yo! $10 homie here. Are you garbage if your parents offer to give you $200 a month to help you out cause you're jammed up? They're calling it giving me my inheritance while they're still alive. Love youse

Scotty Skidmarks

$10 Canadian Homie never had one read and paying those heavy duty USD Patreon fees. Is it garbage to attend a Christmas cocktail party and buy a big plastic handle of Kirkland eggnog and pour it into a glass pitcher and pass it off as homemade? Grate some nutmeg on top so it looks artisanal.

William Pinnock

Are you garbage if you tuck your shirt into your sweatpants?

Mayv 2

Similar to Nutella I think a good question is when is the first time someone had Brie cheese.

Foleys Martial Arts Gym

10$ hoomie never had one read. Is it garbage to steal Foleys nickname as a pest control technician. Bug how yur doing?

true thread prince Pete Seidel

14.50 canadian homie NHOR is it garbage to share a favroute band with the late great toby mcmuffin, PUP are a canadian punk greats👌

Foley Days

NHOR when was the last time youse slept on the floor and for what reason?

TomCruisin4aBruisin

Is it garbage if you can rattle off your top three times with poison ivy?

Paulzilla86

$10 card-got-declined-defaulted-to-backup-payment bozo, never had one read. Is it garage if, as a kid, I only ever visited my aunt and uncle because my aunt had the flo-bee and we were too broke to go to a barber for hair cuts? My brother and I still give our mom shit about the lumps in our heads from that thing to this day. PS - for shits and gigs I asked ChatGPT and it roasted me. PPS - yous bois doing any more of those Jammed Ups? I got a story to tell…

Posh Pretender

Expat Homie (fellow international businessman) Is it garbage to name your kid after you (Kyle Junior) and call him KJ after you favorite podcaster. Also my wife is a casual listener so it may be years before she knows.

Preston

$10 dollar Homie going for a 3rd one read, Is it garbage to have the smoke and lighter ready for the minute You exit a place

JehovahThickness

You ever own a DVD with multiple movies on it?

Wade Boggs Beers

Homie since the roulette spin! NHOR Is it garbage to ask a guest in your home, to move out of your “spot” in the living room??

Chicken Parmaceuticals

10 Dollar Blue Collar Bucks County Bozo, had one read, AYG if the ice cream man almost runs you over and tries to buy your silence with a free soft pretzel?

RollYourOwnHeaters

NHOR is it garbage if every year during the family Xmas gift exchange none of the guys buys gifts and its just 10 of us exchanging 25 dollars worth of scratchers with each other. Shout out Hoosier Lottery!

SlimJim69

10$ banger NHOR My wife’s uncle posted an evergreen in his yard for sale as a Christmas tree. Cut it down or dig it up. 100$ takes it.

Mikey.Bontade

$10 monthly gambler, never had one rattled off. Have you’s ever walked on the side of a interstate highway and your car wasn’t broke down, you’s was just gettin places. Not gonna lie , did it once, and ended up with a ticket.

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 2 for 1 appetizers, Is it garbage if your mom can't go the whole Thanksgiving dinner without saying she knows the US government possesses alien spacecrafts ?

Uncle Buck

$10 homie, NHOR: Is it garbage to ‘practice fight’ with your sisters at home so they can train for real fights in high school? My older sisters used to fight with me and with each other for real so they could be tougher at school.

LocalCelebrityMoney

Homie since the jump, never had one read. Is it garbage if your aunt buys everyone in the family scratch off tickets for Christmas and expects you to share the money with her if you win?

Joe Baucum

Guest Request - Billy Strings

Holden Hoagies

$10 homie, second time writing in. Is it garbage to refer to my baby's teether as his chew toy?

Foleys proctologist

$10 georgia homie,NHOR, is it garbage to cross three lanes of traffic and almost get in a car wreck just to pull in to a wawa for the very first time and have a 9 am cheesesteak?

Steve Hexx

$10 homie never had 1 read. Is it garbage to have dentures at 28, but when people ask about how my teeth are so nice I just say they're implants. That also makes it to where I seem like I'm balling cuz I make it seem like the down payment and monthly payment was ridiculous. When in all reality my job covers most the cost 😂 they look amazing though you can't even tell

LowRider561

$10 Soldier NHOR is it garbage if i found out it was in the top 0.4% of garbage on YouTube for 2025 & screamed fuck yeah?

Forgotten Jellybean

Is it garbage to go on a first date with an unstable alt girl in which we walked around a grave yard then she started drinking wine in my car while I went to town on some scratch offs to see what we could get for dinner all while we listened to HIM?

Kippy's Bitchass Kidney

$10 shareholder, never had one read. Is it garbage to not only take your leftovers from Perry's, but keep the to-go containers to use as tupperwear? PS, HR lady saw me reheating week old thanksgiving leftovers in said containers and asked what the special occasion was, I lied and said just a Tuesday night out, my girlfriend's parents actually took us there and paid for it

C N

$10 homie Are you garbage if you’ve used your iPhone to take a picture of the screen on your iPad? I just did this to take a picture of a bill confirmation.. I was uhh checking the specs on the end line for the rotary girder…I’m retarded

Fix’n to Bunt

$10 secret agent. NHOR. Is it garbage to not change your nephews diaper until he gets to daycare so that they can deal with it?

Foley’s Shitty And1 Short

FTLTNHOR: Is it garbage to win suite tickets to Shane Gillis, be unaware of all that encompasses, proceed to spend $50 downstairs on food and drinks($9 water CAN wtf?!) only to get to the suites and realize it’s all you can eat and drink everything? Never ate so much food while not being hungry in my life just to prove a point. The tri tip and chocolate chip cookies are top tier 🤌🏻

Beefy McPickle pants

$10 homie nhor, when's the last time you bozos lit a heater backwards(filter first)? Have you ever done it twice in a row? Lol Merry Christmas Bozos!

Weekend at Burnies

$10 financial backer, is it garbage to have a fire going in the fireplace on Christmas day just so you can throw all the trash from unwrapping gifts into the fire?

Big Baked Ziti

$10 investor here. What's the trashiest and classiest gauges on display while driving? Fuel Range is full trash bag, where as Speed seems pretty reasonable. But Tire Pressure is the capstone of a garbage person.

Lloyd Braun

$10 Homie NHOR Y'all joked about this recently but a guy really showed up to our Christmas party and immediately asked for a charging block for his phone. He shook my hand and then just held up a blank cord and asked "you got somewhere i could plug this in?" Obviously I helped him out. Still don't know his name though.

Duncmon

$10 UK homie (that’s £4.97 with the current exchange rate, great deal) Are you Garbage if you have a boxing heavy bag hanging up in your front yard?

Titi is my dad

$10 shareholder aka $15 bullshit Australian dollars. NHOR is it garbage to have clocked up 272 hours of AYG on your YouTube wrapped. Howyadoooin.

NewDadNick

$10 Fountain Coke Freak, had one read but hear me out… Is it garbage to hook up the shop vac in reverse with a 100 ft extension cord and carry it around the yard to blow cut grass and leaves instead of buying a leaf blower? Diapers are expensive… 7 mo normal sized baby btw TRAV HIT ME

DrugzInATony

$10 dirtbag, never had one read. Anybody in your family refuse to sleep on anything that's not their recliner?

Bryon Rompa

Had one read but, what are we doin? I paid my $10 this month! Are you garbage if after becoming obsessed with AYG that I now use your lingo in my everyday life, everything and everyone is jamming me up, getting jammed up, and as always that’s bad look!

Gameoverluke

$10 never been read. Is it garbage to come home to your dad's on holidays to see him and his mates on the deck out front passing around a joint using your dad's hook hand as a Roach clip. Dad had his arm taken in a motorbike accident and has a hook instead of a hand.

William Pinnock

$10 scratch ticket aficionado here: It’s not if it is garbage because it definitely is, but instead how garbage is it to have a state lottery app on your phone to check scratch and powerball ticket bar codes?

Kippies Nippies

$10 silent partner in the AYG empire. Whats the appropriate procedure when checking if a bathroom is occupied? Do you knock and wait for a response or just start aggressively trying to open the door? My coworkers do the latter and it's no bueno. Away games are bad as it is. A bozo trying to rip the door open during is a tough look.

Crunt frucker

Long time listener NHOR, Do you know anyone who’s really good a beatboxing?

Tyler

Hey gang $10 Buggalo here, never had one read. Is it garbage to get your grandmothers casket from costco? After planning her wake, the funeral home calls and says my aunt canceled the original casket order because she found a better deal like she was bargain hunting for a flat screen. They warned us if the Costco casket doesnt get here in time it’s not like they got extra ones stacked in the back. We rolled the dice, and thank God it showed up and I gotta admit, it was actually pretty nice. Grandmom got buried wholesale.

Carson

First time long time 10$ fuck up NHOR. Youse ever stay at the stadium after the game is over to scavenge the bleachers for leftover souvenir cups, popcorn buckets, etc. Them shits are expensive and make for a great utility item at the house.

Garfunk1e

New $14.50 Canadian Homie never had one read is it garbage to look forward to “pizza night” as a kid? Pizza night being English muffins wit sauce cheese and pepperonis in the oven cause a single dad of three XL boys couldn’t afford takeout. Love yous boys

Philip Masturzo

$10 homie, NHOR, I was in the top 2% of AYG viewers on YouTube this year! Have you ever made a wizard staff out of beer cans? Not even as a drinking game, I just wanted to tape them together when I was drinking at home one night.

Tate Lyons

Is it garbage if your parents told you they sold their first born to Puerto Ricans to try and scare you to be a good kid. P.s. I never had an older sibling

Karen Tammy II Walker

Is it garbage if your mom digs up plants from an AirBNB for her own yard? Rode back from a Thanksgiving cabin next to pine trees in the backseat.

garbagette

Nhor Ayg if you know the names of five or more narcotics but you’re not in healthcare and it’s not prescribed to you

garbagette

Ayg if you’re on a documentary shown on ayg??

The Glizzard Wizard

Forgive me Tuddy for I have sinned, I have never had one read. Are you garbage if every time you have corn with a meal, you call it "tracer rounds", and loudly say to the rest of the table "who's going to win first corn?!" In the name of the Kippy, the Foley, and the Dempsey Group, amen.

Mustard tiger

Please go get some clam cakes and red chowder. Manyfond memories of rocky point chowder house. Got to weinorama and get Some chili dogs!!!!!

Big Buck Hunter

Long time homie still ain’t had one read; Is it garbage you park your truck on a hill so you can roll it off (manual) on account of the starter died?

Nick

$10 homie. Never had one read. How many half siblings before you’re garbage? Dad had 6 kids with 4 different women. He had the first 3 when he was 17, 18, and 19. The last one he had a vasectomy reversed to have her after having no contact with the first 5.

Baron Von Crumstick

Is it Garbage to play David Brent “Ricky Getvais” ‘s album and tell girls you were in the band?

Meatball150

$10 homie here, blessed to have one read previously. AYG if every time you clean your house for a party, you end up just throwing a bunch of stuff into a spare room and close the door? Attic, basement, amd garage count too. Then you make absolute sure that guests do not go into what has become effectively a hoarder's den of shame. (Also known as, owning more junk than space to store the junk, and being unwilling to get rid of any of it)

Matty_panfry

Never had one read. Is it garbage to refer to dollars as bing bongs? “This fucking coat cost me fifty bing bongs.”

KZ

$10 homie here, never had one read. AYG if you order an expensive bourbon on the rocks at a nice restaurant but then get a separate side of coke so you can mix at your own pace (instead of just ordering a burbon and coke). My husband does this and I swear sometimes the waiters think he's kidding.

Daniel Mendes

10$ homie. Never had one read. Simple question here. Have you ever used a pay phone? Thats NEVER a good situation.

TuddysCouch

Youse ever used a wood screw to open a bottle of wine? Drilled one in and pryed it off with a claw hammer

Holden Hoagies

Ten dollar bozo, is it garbage to check google maps for your last name so you can go steal the street sign?

Cinnamon Babka

$8 Homie (jammed up) never had one read. Is it garbage to order a milkshake at an Italian restaurant?

TrashTrashTraaaash

$10 homie NHOR- Do you say potatoes or pahtaytahs? Does it stay the same pronounciation when referring to a sweet potato? Do you most likely say sweet potatoes for yams cuz who even knows the fucking difference?!?! 🥔🍠

Henry’s Goomah

Recently at Thanksgiving I referred to my layered dessert in a lovely glass dish as a “truffle.” My guests all looked baffled and said it was a “TRIFLE.” There’s no effin way. Is it garbage to call it a truffle??? (In case foley needs deets- the layers were brownie pieces, chocolate pudding, cool whip, and heath candy bar pieces)

PETER ROBINSON

Long time $10 Homie, had one read but this one’s better. What’s the trashiest item(s) to have on the back dashboard of your car? Tissue box, Old hats, Stuffed animals, Bobble heads? That fat guy doll that moons people?

Candle Runningham

I budget ten a month to AYG (how ya doin)….NVHOR. Is it garbage to wear souvenir T-shirts from a place you’ve been while on vacation? Example, wearing a shirt from Panama City beach while at the Grand Canyon or visa-versa.

Road Beers

Is it garbage for your dad to ask your friend for a cig? At the time, me and my friend were about 20 years old. The cig in question was a camel crush. My homie said it was the greatest moment in our friendship.

Sausage Lover 9000

Dang. you ever slept on the bathroom floor? That cold tile feels real nice when you need it

2LeftTuddies

Hi Foley and Kippy, I don't have a question yet but wanted to say hi! I also wanted to admit that you guys are the reason I signed up for Patreon in the first place, you're my very first membership. I follow the whole gang on YouTube (Matteo, Chrissy D, Sam and Mark, etc.), but the Army of Garbage© reeled me in. I'm from Las Vegas, Nevada (third generation born and raised, kinda trash?), a lawyer by trade but a comedian at heart. Will try to submit a good question soon. Thanks for the laughs, guys.

Tuddy’s Canadian Consultant

FTLT are you garbage if you let other payments bounce just to keep the Patreon subscription good? Love youse

IowaGuy64

$10 Iowa IOU...NHOR AYG if when you were in high school, you cut the plug in off some Christmas lights, stripped the wires back and then plugged them into your subwoofer in your car. So whenever the bass hit they would flash. First time I drove at night with it I thought the cops were pulling me over, scared the shit outta me.

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 homie here. Are you garbage if you learned addition by playing blackjack with your parents? For context in 1st grade my girlfriend was asked what’s 10+11 and she yelled “BlackJack!”

The Fatador

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you can’t afford a home security system so you buy an ADT sign secondhand and stick it in your yard to keep the riff-raff away?

Buttcheeks McGee

Ever get punched by an adult? (Let me explain) my sisters sweet 16 the DJ’s assistant made a move on one of her friends. Led to a huge brawl. I was 14 got clocked by said DJ assistant who turned out to be 29. Police showed up 1 hour in we had to leave the venue.

Aunt tuddy’s baby daddy

$14 CAD homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you lick the end of a AA battery to see if it’s got any juice left in it or if it is dead? Was told this as a young boy, and for my formative years I found myself licking the batteries anytime the remote quite working

Robert Barrow

Is it garbage to play AYG to your pregnant wife’s stomach instead of classic music

Benjamin

Haven’t had one read since 22’, How many time can you crash your car before it’s trash? (the same car multiple times)

TrashyTy

After how long does it become garbage to continue using leftover party supplies. My parents are still using graduation napkins from 2023.

Lady Bug

$10 homie never had one read…Are you garbage if you shit with the window shade open?

FreeMason J

$10 Homie NHOR is it garbage if H. Phony and Kevin Lyin?

Kelsey Sori

$10 bird, never had one read Is it garbage that I had to put 6 pizza boxes in the recycling this week from a household of 2 people

Kelsey Sori

Is it garbage that I tried to hit up the boys for their PO box to send them fan merch and no one got back to me 😭

Damien

10$ homie never had one read. Is it garbage to be older than one of your aunts and uncles? My grandpa on my mothers side divorced, and remarried. Popped out some more afterwards

Grimm

First time long time $10 homie, Is it garbage to let your 5 year old pick the scratchers? Is it worse that he has better luck than we do?

Firdetta

$10 Homie NHOR - Is it garbage if your family opens "mystery boxes" from a bin store that sells Amazon returns for the white elephant gift exchange on Christmas Eve? My mom bought boxes for $5 each instead of everyone bringing a gift. Each box contains a returned item from Amazon and the contents are unknown when you buy it. Some of the items we opened include a jumbo kickball, compression socks, a storm trooper night light, and a used leg rest.

Paul Conaty Jr.

Can you imagine how fun a “podcast games” would be to watch? Kind of like survivor. Kippy/ foley , Shane / Matt, Santino / Bobby , Normand / morrill

Tuddy’s Sidepiece

$10 Homie, my grandpa and his brother married a pair or sisters and my dad and his brother also married a set of sisters. My siblings (half) and my uncles kids are technically “double cousins” and somehow it’s totally kosher. Appreciates yous guys! Ps we live in rural Missouri not far from Cuba!

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor, who still hasn't had one read btw. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon between Langloise and Port Orford (the latter has an amazing 4th of July fireworks show, check it tf out!). Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop" as I gazed out my bedroom window in anticipation of it, since I knew it was coming. Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone. But a couple of my older sisters were in their teens, if that helps lol.

Heather

Is it garbage that my family and I had to monitor my 91 year old Grandpa’s online purchases bc he accidentally ordered $600 worth of Hot Pockets? Shout out to Poppa Bill! The Hot Pockets outlived him! 😳

Mikey Motorcykey

$10 shareholder that’s upset the dividends dont cover the draftkings losses.. is it garbage to moon someone that’s inside an establishment through the window and call it “pressed ham on glass”?

Jerry Ennett

Garbagio to have a drive-in movie theatre radio frequency as one of the preset stations in your truck?

Sam H

NHOR Are you garbage if your mom used to wash your toothbrush in the dishwasher instead of buying a new one?

That1Detroitfan

NHOR - is it garbage to enjoy your McDonald's order with a alcoholic beverage??

eg0mani6c

is it garbage if your parents took you black friday shopping with them for your gifts, because you lived in a bad neighborhood and they didn’t want to leave you at home

Cameron

$10 homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you used to beat the shit outta the backyard playground with a baseball bat as a kid cause you didn’t know how to control your anger?

Three diesel dirtbag

$10 home dog Never had one read Are you garbage if you go down on your girl with a dip in..its stings her so she gets you back by giving you a bj with Big Red gum…😳

Milk Farts

10$ serf, is it garbage to wear a novalty Christmas garment to Christmas mass like a tie with light up Xmas lights or plays jingle bells?

Allyoop

Trashiest thing to go sledding with? We were jammed up and didn’t have a sled when it snowed. We used a large storage bin lid. $10 gal here, never had one read.

Kippy_likey_

I may be late WHAT KIND OF WATCH DID MATT FARAH GIVE FOLEY.

AJ Del Masto

10 dollar board member… is it garbage if my fiance uses an old Pastene sauce jar to drink out of because it’s “also a mason jar” ?

DubG

Not a question, but I think there is a direct correlation between a persons garbage level and how much they cheer for the T-shirt gun at a sporting event.

matty b

First time long time Gang. Are you garbage if you only drink at bars that don’t charge you for the tip immediately, because you might be a little jammed up until the next day. For example I will go to a certain bar and leave a nice tip because I know it won’t clear for at least a day or two

Captain Kush

New $10 investor never had one read. Is it garbage that as a young kid (around 8) when my Dad would mow the field I would have to listen for when the riding mower stopped....look out into the field and if he was holding up his beer mug I would have to run out there grab it run to the shop to top him off from the keg and run it back out to him. P.S I was taking nips off the top every time. Extra P.S he would piss down the foam funnel under the tap that led outside in the winter when it was too cold to piss outside.

Cinnamon Babka

$10 bozo, never had one read. My wife got jammed up and needed work, so I hired her as an assistant at my company. Now I'm the one who has to do the performance review. Is it garbage to break it to her that she stinks?

Rusty

Ever just, drink soup from the can?

DunkinDonuts14

FTLT NHOR Masshole Garbage, Is it trashy that at family gatherings (30 or so people) my mother insists on breaking out the dice and playing Left Right Center. Last Christmas our 7 year old cousin cleaned us out.

bealiobealio

Pandemic OG. Saw a man's feet under a bathroom stall...heels down, toes up, legs extended. I've never seent that before. It's garbage, thoughts? Love you guys Merry Christmas.

Dirt Head

$330 stake holder / expectant beneficiary here. never had one read, but Im sure ive crossed the desk before. Is it garbage to have a billion dollar idea? Bonus points if its about a restaurant or food item. I always thought fast food restaurants should start having gas pumps. PS you should buy Ians podcast, those two are effortlessly funny but they don’t have what it takes to rein it in and succeed. LOVE YOUSE

BigBoyHustle

Is is garbage to lean all the way back in a public stall ( back touching)

BigBoyHustle

Is it garbage to hold the wheel and steer while your parent lights up a dart? Better yet so they hit a pipe?

Sticky Vicky

Long time $10 homie here. Garbage if you stockpile your favorite soda because it’s limited edition? Diet Coke Lime is back for the first time since ‘08 and you’re not about to catch me slippin

C N

Are you garbage if you call sails on a boat “wind curtains”?

Rhen Villarreal

Do youse use the wrong type of scissors for something they weren’t made for? (e.g. using kitchen shears to cut hair)

TED KAKLINSKI

How old is too old to wear the plastic ring that comes on a cupcake while you're eating the cupcake

Kelsey Sori

$10 homie, nhor - Is it garbage if you have to change your Dunkin order because vanilla triggers the breathalyzer in the car #Dewy

Henry’s Coffee Table

$10 homie, still have not had one read, is it garbage if you take your phone in the shower? Ever since these phones have been deemed waterproof, I have had my phone with me in the shower probably 96% of the time since. See youse Saturday night at the Met!!

Patrick Tierney

$10 bozo, first time long time. Is it garbage to own a pair of work sweatpants?

Dylan Ely

$10 NHOR Have you have has to introduce a family member due to a news story? First time my mom stayed at my grandparents the next morning news story was a B&E into a pharmacy. My dad and his parent recognized his cousin fresh out of jail falling through the drop ceiling of a cvs on the news surveillance cam. He was working a porale job on the attached gas station and figured out the ducts connected. Hell of a breakfast but that’s 90’s wilkebarre

Kay Jay Peterman

Is it garbage that I put last years Xmas episode on the youstube and my wife seen your Spode Christmas tree punch bowl and has requested it from me for Xmas

Rene Brizuela

What happened to the paintball goal?

2LeftTuddies

Is it garbage to use your mom's phone number at CVS or Walgreens to earn points (that convert to cash rewards), and then spend the $5 or $10 rewards when the cashier tells you one is available even though your mom made about 90% of the purchases that contributed to the points?

Cole

10$ homie never had one read is it garbage if you ask for extra on each item at chipotle then immediately shit your pants?

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

$10 homie, never had one read Is it garbage to dump your extra trash bags in a commercial building dumpster?

Foley's Periodontist

$10 homie, never had one read Is it garbage to rip a heater in a Santa hat? 🎄

New Guy Puke

This ain’t a question or anything but I just met a homie/bozo in the wild at my job in Hell’s Kitchen, NYC tonight! I wanna connect with them on here. We took a photo and they are on the Patreon. You guys rule!!! Somebody help me get their attention! I know their names but I don’t wanna say that here

W. David Gabrielski

$1000 Homie here...I just listened to the Ms. Pat episode... YOUSE NEED TO DO THE ANNUAL MEET UP LIKE MS. PAT DOES...I've planned it out already...Friday - pool party at Patty's "above ground is better than below ground pool" where she serves her famous cutties, and we play a little AYG into the nice cool end of summer night...Saturday - take a drive down the shore to Niecy's for a few pre-game drinks, and put a few A&LP cheesesteaks down to coat the stomach before getting smashed on a bunch of Tully nutters while the AYG crew does their routine for the group...Then back to Niecys to finish the night off with a few slices of Sam's...Sunday - we take it easy by catching an afternoon Phils game at Xfinity Live and maybe gambling a lil bit next door at Live! Casino before calling it one hell of weekend... GUARAN-FUCKIN-TEE you'll sell outve those tickets in a heartbeat...your thoughts?

Preparation H. Foley

10$ Homie NHOR, is it trash if the local pizza place doesn't ask for a name anymore because they know you by your order? 5$ large pie and 2$ tall boys has me there every Wednesday.

Jerry Ennett

Is it trash for a man to shave his head down to the wood, I’m talking POLISHED.. without any sign of hair loss occurring - purely for the look?

SteveUrkle12

$10 Homie HOR Is it garbage if as a kid, about 10ish, having fruit alongside a meal was unheard of, for example i went over my friends house and his mom made us lunch and it was chicken nuggets and grapes and i was blown away you were allowed to have fruit with something like chicken nuggets

Karen Tammy II Walker

Cracked phone screens and banged up phones: how long can we rock this until it’s garbage?

Benny J

$5 street road scab, never had one read. Is it garbage if your mom bought you the royal highness kottonmouth king CD for you when you were in middle school, and on seeing the dried weed buds on the inside of the cd booklet revealed that her and your uncle used to grow weed and that he got locked up for it? The ICP doc episode reminded me this happened

AvoidTheNoid

Hey fellas $10 homie here. Is it garbage if when you went to upgrade from the $5 level to the 10 your card got declined? Love the pod, happy holidays

Alejandro

$10 homie nhor, is it garbage to use my neighbors floor mats to wipe my own feet as i walk up to my apt? surely it’s a victimless crime, thoughts?

Dustomatic

$10 Homie, NHOR..is it garbage if you pronounce the word “Oreo” with an “L” on the end like you’re saying oriole? I work with a guy from southern Missouri and he was talking about about his wife making “oriole balls” for thanksgiving. He had to explain he meant Oreo, the cookie. He also says “sawl” instead of saw, “denisst” instead of dentist, and “samweech” instead of sandwich.

Poopy-Pants McGillicuddy

Is it garbage to, in order to save money on stamps, pass out Christmas cards to family members at a funeral right before the holidays? Half the recipients will be there already. Need an answer - funeral is on Friday

Esteban Quintero

First time 10$ homie, are you garbage if you put the clear plastic shower liner in the washing machine after it starts to turn black to freshen it up

Kaptain Kardboard

3 words….Pictures of Fireworks…you’re either a special or an absolute bozo

Corndogmaniac

10$ homie, never had one read. I like to base my appreciation of an establishment on how paper towels are dispensed in the bathroom. Extra points if the roll is just sitting on top of the dispenser

Adrian

$10 homie NHOR, AYG if you run into a girl you got shot down by over a decade ago at a community theater audition? We had to do a cold read of a romance scene, and safe the say the chemistry may not have been there.

H. Foley & The Midnight Hoagie

$20 Filthy Animal / NHOR - To what extreme have y'all gone to eat food you accidentally dropped on the floor? IE: hands and knees looking under the couch, move a fridge, dig through the garbage, etc... I work in an office and just picked up a small meatball that fell under my desk and rolled towards my coworker.

King Without a Castle

$10 Homie, Jammed Up winner and all around swell guy who has had one read. Not a question but my old man when asked if he had an extra cig, would open the pack, look inside and say no this one only has 20. Shoutout the Big O He would usually give one out after the joke landed.

Christine Ryan

I know I’m a $10 homie…but whatever that translates to €…European garbage here…when you were younger…did you ever get you’re eating too much sweets & candy & fried stuff that your parents tell you that the worms are at you? That you need to get a worm dose? And they go get it in the pharmacy or (chemist) as us Europeans say…& they give you a tablet over a few days & tell you you can’t eat anything chocolate or sweet or candied or anything nice…for three days? I can send a pic of the actual “worm dose” medication…just wondering if that ever happened coz my cuz is always hungry & I always say the worms are at her ☺️

Jerom 575

Is it garbage to brag to everybody that the AYG podcast was your number one listen to podcast on your YouTube wrap up … and nobody has no idea what you’re talking about

Colors With Crayons

What is the classiest name? Chicken fingers, chicken strips, or chicken tenders? I’m assuming chicken fingers ain’t it but you never know…

Tootie and the blowfish

Our city just got new trash service and they dropped the new cans off and the kids have told everybody for the past few days makes this sad proud that my little dirt balls get excited about the same things I do going to celebrate with a McRib merry Christmas stay trashy

Newman's Dad

$10 homie Etc. Is it garbage if you are an Uber driver and you save up your cash tips until you can afford to buy your stepdaughter an Ulta gift card for Christmas?

JohnPaul

I know it’s trash but I gotta ask if it makes me a horrible person, but everytime Foley coughs on air I half expect a tooth to come flying out, just me??

Jon no H

What’s the most dangerous thing you bought at a flea market?

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you got engaged at a Taco Bell? Does it make trashier that I planned a trip to Vegas so I could do it at the fancy Taco Bell there?

Dropped-it-still-ate-it

Long time listener, first time writer and new $10 homiee how ya durnn. Is it garbage to make the bed in the morning, before getting out of it?

Butterball

$10 mailman here. Y’all ever brought something on Facebook marketplace in change??

Kippy's Wink Face

$10 bozo never had one read: Is it garbage to take one last sip from your beverage after standing up to leave from a restaurant?

Jerom 575

$10 homie here never had one red. Is it garbage that you have to get the popcorn at target every time you go popcorn at target is amazing

ChickenSandwich

Semi long listener, $10 homie never had one read, is it trash to dry off shoes/boots in a heat vent because you don’t have the fancy warmer…?

Brian Rios

Is it garbage, to drop your kid off at the Taco Bell to get free salsa packets for homemade taco night?

Reese Peterson

First time long time… You’ve established milk with dinner is trash. What about egg nog with dinner? I saw my childhood friend eat ravioli with red sauce with a pint glass of eggnog (bite and sip). He was 17 Merry Christmas

Joe Dirt-Ball

First time long time 10$ bozo here. Are you garbage if you use paper plates exclusively? My mom used paper plates to avoid doing dishes now I find myself in the same position once in a while. Love youse

Joey Crawford

Never had one read.. I've had Diet Mt. Dew(s) and a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich(s) for breakfast and lunch for the last 25 years. I've eaten a conservative 25000-30,000 PB&Js and had over 40,000 Diet Mt.Dews. Sounds worse typing it out..Yikes

Michael Riccio

$10 homie, never had one read.... Is it garbage to use string cheese when makin cutlets?! We ran outta shredded parm, and I was too lazy to go back out to the local WalMart. P.S. Walmart is only a 3 min drive. How ya derrrn?! LOL

BigBuckRepairman

$10 Bozo, never had one read. Is it trash to stop by the auto parts store to clear the "check engine light" on your way to trade the car? BTW, don't buy a 200k mile Audi

Not Egg

10$ buddy nhor Is it garbage if you crip walked with your soon to be father in law at your wedding? ... asking for my cousin Ps. were all white and from canada Ps. ps. theyre now divorced

Ambulance Chaser

Tdhnhor Ayg if you’ve been dropped off to school in a vehicle with tinted windows

Forgotten Jellybean

Is it garbage if your parents leave you with your alcoholic aunt because they secured a vacation to Italy last minute? I was 12 and me and my 2 younger cousins gave ourselves food poisoning trying to cook dinner because the aunt in question blacked out

Gravy Seals

$10 homie here, NHOR. Is it garbage to use an old shoe insole as your mousepad for your laptop?

Rollie Foley

Is it Garbage if growing up your dad picked you up from school but he always brought the dog with homemade leashes made from speaker wires, clothing iron wires, and so Ps he used to put my socks on the dog when it was cold outside

chloe

Not a question but a good bonus episode would be to recreate/ watch old videos of the milk crate challenge

Savagepimp83

10$ giver. had one read before Are you garbage if you over hear your mom getting an aura frame so i yell “I HAVE A DISCOUNT CODE”. Then get in her face saying “If you buy it with out the code your FUCKING with my garbage family”

LJ

Is it garbage if you had a Ben roethlisburger ornament on your Christmas tree growing up

Foley’s Frog Mouth

$10 homie, never had one read. AYG if you find two literal roaches in your bong, but you only notic after you’re done smoking? May or may not have happened to me last night…

MuchomanHfoley

NEED HELP!! Homies, I plan on gifting a pal of mine AYG Patreon for his birthday in a couple months, I need help with a list of the best HF/ayg eps to tell him to watch So far I got Stolen car Driving in the snow Camping Disney/ebcott Stolen car

Ping

$10 homie, only had one read. Christmas question - tis the season. Is it garbage to put antlers on your car?

Duncan Kepner

FTLT, are you garbage if you listen to Kippy complain about his lemon of a house knowing that your house is a lemon too but feel better about it cause kippys got caaaaash? Peep the DMs for a photo

C N

can we get a new Merit and Demerit episode for the end of the year? Maybe during the Christmas episode? I’m sure there’s a lot of grievances to air out from the Worst Summer Ever! Love youse guys

Tommy Heglin

Yo. When you’re making spaghetti, do you chew on a raw piece? Makes me feel like I’m in a biker gang, as I’m making ‘Sgetti for my daughter.

TightRopesNHighHopes

Is it garbage to get a day off from work/ school for Ash Wednesday? It lined up perfectly.

Quickly down south

Longtime homie first time question asker. I just turned 31 and am working out of state. I Venmo requested 7 of my friends “$31 for my 31st birthday” two out seven confirmed it so not a total fail.

Scottyguns

Is it garbage to order a salad for lunch plus a meatball Parm chicken Parm, etc. and throw the salad away so when your wife asks what you had for lunch you can say I bought a salad

Ashley T

Not a question-but heading to the Philly show on Saturday! Where are we going AFTER the show?

Wolftail McGee

Is it garbage when your dentist puts a zyn in before he works on you? Either way, I like knowing he is locked in.

Edward Katz

10$ investor never had one read is it garbage to sneak your dogs into the hotel after you check in to avoid the pet fee charge

Dempsey Group Satellite Office

$10 Foley Bailout never had nothing read. Is it garbage to start a claim with your insurance's roadside assistance (saying you got a flat) to get a free $30 Lyft Credit, and then cancel the request before anyone shows up to get free or cheap ride? Can't do it every week, but it helps in a pinch (Shoutout Jake)!

Spitfire542

1000 cent homie never had one read, are you garbage if your whole family brings multiple diet mountain dews into Sunday morning church and you loudly crack one in the middle of the sermon? P.S. I have also accidentally knocked down the family empty pile on the way to communion.

Brisket Brigade

$10 foley feeding frenzy supporter, never had one read. Is it garbage if you told your job when you started working Sundays wouldn’t work for you cause the Steelers play mid day 75% of the time? Turns out dispensaries don’t care what you do as long as you show up and don’t steal

Kelp McBizzy

I know it’s late for a holiday episode, but this $10 bozette hopes the boys (esp lil Kippy Jr.!) go visit Eggbert the Christmas Egg 😂 growing up in the Hudson Valley, I didn’t know until college that Eggbert was not a world wide Christmas tradition, and am now advocating for him to be spread worldwide!

Aunt Tuddys Boner Garage

10 bozo. Are you garbage if you are trying to figure how to get out of your anniversary wife's birthday, and Christmas, all in the same month? P.s I could use some help with cash cash app is $jackg209

Tommy 2 Spoons

You ever bum a heater off a homeless guy?

cleveland depression

Are you jammed up if you create your own business and after running for 3 months get hit with a cease and desist? Even more garbage: best legal advice I got was “don’t respond” it’s self snitching. “No compete” suck my nuts dawg The CLE Cleaner Services LLC

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 undercover brother had one read already 😎 Had to pay for Patreon membership this month with my AmEx Rewards, your boy is JAMMED UP

ProbablyGayDefinitelyDrunk

$10 homie. NHOR What’s the earliest acceptable time to eat ice cream as an adult (specific snickers ice cream)?…….

HalfCarpet

First time long time, never had one read, “when’s the last time you pretended to be asleep?”

Foley Engorged

Johnstown trash checking in. Do either of yinz ever have trash PTSD? I, like you fine gentlemen used to be poor and trashy and would always be too scared to look at my bank account before filling up my gas tank. At least once a week I would start filling my tank and at around 57 cents the nozzle would suddenly stop, and that was my sign I was cut off. This same thing happened to me the other day, for the first time in a long time, but because the pump was out of gas. But that sound and jerking feeling of the nozzle made my heart drop and I was taken back to 2010, driving my Pontiac Torrent with an oil leak and no gas in the tank. Anything like this ever happen to yinz?

Joey

$10 Homie NHOR. Are you garbage if when you were a kid you would hang in the bathroom when your mom was cleaning the tub because you liked feeling lightheaded from the bleach

CDubs

Youse ever tried to sniff an unsuspectingly bad fart up before it can permeate through the room.

Kommiee

$10 homie NHOR, first time long time, all that jazz. Have you ever put a decimal on a tip? Like $24.75 instead of just putting 25. Had a friend do this picking up the check at the bar yesterday, embarrassing stuff

TonyDanza

$10 homie and top .1% YouTube viewer never had a question read. Do you pronounce the animal “wolf” as “wolves” or “woofs”

Too short to shore

Are you garbage if you ordered something online and the packaging was neat enough to pass as gift wrapping so you didn’t have to wrap it?

HeaterEater

$10 piece of shit never had one read. Is it garbage to put plastic silverware in the dishwasher? Pa says he prefers it over the “real stuff”

HeaterEater

$10 asshole never had on read. Is it garbage to fill a sandwich bag with gasoline cuz you don’t got a funnel? (Needed it for fire)

Tuddys AA sponsor

Any time I order a salad at a restaurant I save some and eat it the next day because I like it soggy. Am I garbage or just grody?

HeaterEater

$10 jerk off never had one read. Youse ever make White Castle stuffing?

Haftat

$10 hoagie, when you get a case of water do you take them out and place them in the fridge or do you rip a hole just big enough for one bottle?

Robert Hartson

Are you garbage if you bought AYG Tampa tickets for yourself before you started any of your Christmas shopping? Lots of "it's the thought that counts this year" and Christmas handshakes.

Slippin Jimmy

$10 hoagie never had one read. Are you garbage if your mom used to make you wear your Eagles jersey to school even after a loss because “I ain’t raising no fair weather fan.” Moms from Philly but I grew up in Maryland aka enemy territory. Go birds baby

Christos Rabidis

$10 Greek retired bozo, is it garbage to pronounce it paper tAll instead of towel??

Denise

$10 homegirl, NHOR. I can’t explain it, but the flat coffee lid at Wawa is garbage and the domed lid is somehow classier??

Natalie Schneider

For the philly show please. First time asking ever: From my bf Gary-Is it garbage to let your dog lick your plate clean, simply because its easier than rinsing it pre dish washer? Is it garbage when you are almost out of ketchup, so you add water and shake to make it last?

Notorious B.U.G.

Filthy Animal never had one read, is it garbage to get arrested for D.I.P. on Xmas Eve so you can say the cops confiscated your gifts but the truth is you’re too broke to buy any?

Chad

$10 homie FTLT NHOR Is it garbage if to start pregaming for the Philly show at 10am?!

foley à deux

$10 homie NHOR,, is it garbage to start selling stocks you bought when you had a little bit of casheesh one by one every week cause ur a tad jammed up

Mr Clean-squatch

$10 homie, NHOR, Are you garbage if at the check out you needed to ask for a charger to use Apple Pay? See you tonight!

TuddyFrutti

Ten dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your taxidermy deer wall mounts have Santa hats on them during Christmas?

prisondentist

Ever been so drunk that you throw up and then fall into the pile of puke.

Mitchell Ward

$10 pierogi NHOR. Have the boys covered what is trashy if you’re jammed up, but classy if you’re rich? For example, taxidermy

YinzerTrash…get it?

$10 bozo here never had one read …is it garbage if your best friend accidentally shoots you in the leg with a deer rifle? Been sitting here waiting for surgery #4 and you guys are getting us through….love youse 😂

Seth Mall

$10 Homie NHOR. Is it garbage to get yelled at by a little person who bagged your groceries and you say “Thanks Mickey” by default because you have consumed too much Seinfeld in your life?

LevittownLooseCannon

$50 Homie NHOR attending my first show here at the met…Are you garbage if… about 10 years ago I’m on a three-day meth bender, I end up at a strip club, and I go to tip the dancer what I think is $5… but I don’t realize until I’m back at my car that I actually handed her a $50… so I walk back in and go, “Hey—any chance I can get that back?” and she goes “Yeah… you clearly need it more than me,” and she’s genuinely shocked I even had $50 to begin with?

Jeff Pomeroy

10$ homie, NHOR. Is it garbage when introducing yourself, you bring up the fact that your name is spelled wired. For instance “My name’s Shawn with a W”

Mike

Just saw Santino on Spittin Chiclets. Get Biz Nast Paul Bissonnette on here ( or Whitney or Keith Yandle). Get in with Barstool more and get (more of) that money! You've already had KFC who was an amazing guest! Anyway.. just my two cents. Merry xmas

Mike

Is it garbage to say xmas?

Yomamastinks

$10 garbage can NHOR Is it garbage to have a mouse living in your car...or at least thought it was just one mouse, until your wife finds 2 dead mice in a drink only after drinking out of said drink?

Grizzlious

What’s the longest you’ve walked on a railroad tie?

Sam H

Are you garbage if you ever used food as a chaser for a shot?

Weirdman

Are you garbage for getting put in the penalty box (pulled up by door) at the drive through for ordering too much?

Honkin Guzunga’s

10$ homeslizzle long time buzoe NHOR …for real ! hook me up and read one I’m bombin here ! Is it garbage to take two diff meds at the same time to try and clip the hangover ? lol yesterday didn’t even realize but I took 2 pepto’s w a ibuprofen chaser washed it down w a Gatorade it did get my head on straight tho ! Love you homies

Casey

Longtime $10 lady here… How long is too long to drive around with a crack in your windshield. I’ve been going since August 😬 . My insurance doesn’t cover since I chose the cheapest option in coverage so I keep planning on doing it but every paycheck comes and I still haven’t done it.

Steven Epps

First time long time, garbage question as I'm on the road. Is it garbage to get exactly one gallon of gas at a gas station with your truck on empty, so that you can make it the next 8 miles to a Bucees to fill up? 💀

Todd Gack

First timer…. Are you Garbage if you load your dishwasher, run it, then spend the next 7 days just picking out random utensils, spoons, bowls, glasses etc. until it’s basically ready to be loaded again. Basically your to lazy to put away the dishes properly

Not H Foley’s burner account

$10 dollar Dempsey Group Employee. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you’re a doordasher and the customer asks you to swap out an ice cream at Wawa if it’s been sitting there for a while and you respond with “ok you got it babe” knowing damn well you’re not doing that? It’s a hassle to the good people at Wawa and I got other orders! Love yous.

Aunt Tuddy’s loose cigarettes

FTLT, NHOR - is it garbage if your dad owned one of those cash blower booths. Every family function ends with one person getting 20 seconds to grab as many $1’s yous can

Seany D.

NHOR Are you garbage if you’re brother was the best man at your wedding last weekend and he opened up his toast with a Tuddy? I was the only other person that knew what he was talking about. There were about 120 people at the wedding. P.S. May or may not have been better than the Bug Man’s

Tommy Heglin

Yo. Are the Halloween lawn decorations dressed up with Christmas gear top tier garbage? Skeleton with a Santa hat stinks

Joe H

NHOR. Are you garbage if the bar you frequent with your family members employs some questionable characters? I ordered a shot for myself and my Aunt, the bartender taking the order was wearing pink fuzzy slippers and pajama bottoms. The shot came in a paper dixie cup, my Aunt said she felt like she was at her grandma's house. Thanks

Jon no H

10 dollar hot dog had one read no big deal. When’s the last time you fell down the stairs?

Foley’s Fart Collector

Brand new 5 dollar footlong NHOR. Are you garbage if you only tip the doormen you like? Half these guys don’t remember my name or nothing. Not getting my 20 dollars.

HeaterEater

$10 piece of shit never had one read. Is it garbage to give scratch offs as a birthday present?

HeaterEater

$10 lowlife never had one read. Is it garbage to make a youtube video called “feeding the homeless” but it’s just me passin out heaters to indian people?

2LeftTuddies

$10 homie never had one read. HOLIDAY THEME 🎄: Is it garbage to show up to a white elephant gift exchange party with a gift that you want for yourself and fully intend on "stealing" from whoever unwraps it when it's your turn to choose a gift?

2LeftTuddies

$10 homie NHOR (second post of the week but remembered this story and wanted to share before I forget). I was a student in Boston, and on Commonwealth Ave. there is a McDonalds across the street from the BU bookstore. I can't resist nuggies so I stopped in. On the way in I saw a (clearly) homeless guy hanging out on the sidewalk between Mickey Ds and another establishment, so I walk up to him and ask if he's hungry. He looks excited and says "yes." So I ask him what he wants from McDonald's, at which point he says "oh, nevermind, I don't eat that crap. Thanks though." I hit rock bottom that day. Garbage?

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 dirtbag NHOR AYG if you got excited when hearing Kippy mention Bojangles on the most recent episode? And every time you see or hear the name, you hear the song Bojangles by Ying Yang Twins and Lil Jon in your head

Fatlittlebastard

$10 homie, never had one read. You ever see a crashed drlivery vehicle and say, "someone ain't gettin' their presents this year!"

Milk with Dinner

How about another round of AYG cribs? Foley we get if you need a pass after the worst summer ever!

Hanks personal trainer

$10 dumbass never had one read Is it garbage to quickly hide an old jack in the box cup when you’re in a drive thru so the McDonald’s employees don’t feel betrayed

Yomamastinks

$10 homie NHOR AYG if you own Harley Davidson apparel when you've never even been on a motorcycle?

The Duke of Diesels

Hey Gang, New homie on a gifted sub ( longtime bozo) are you garbage if you go to Costco without a membership just to hit the food court ? I was assured this was allowed but the hall monitor dork they have guarding the doors came at me like I was trying to break into the pentagon. Love youse !

Firemen Studios

Hey gang 10 dollar homie never had 1 red, are you garbage if you watch so much Are You Garbage that you've started saying "NOTHIN ON THAT?" in public. That and "kick rocks", "you stink", "get me eyes on that", "shuttin' it down", the list goes on. I'll be at the coffee shop I work at, handling a problem with someone's order and better believe I'm sayin' "Get me eyes on that receipt." When it's time to start pre-closing "alright fellas time to lock it up and shut it down." When I bomb in front of a customer I whisper to myself "damn nothin on that?? fuckin bozo" hi luke hi diesel, hi hanky panky and kipperino love you guys merry christmas from DC

Sweetandsexysauce

Is it garbage to not shave for weeks because “the time feels right to have a beard”

BerryTrashCo.

What's up boys, 10 dollar homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if the strip club in your town is located directly across the street from the public library? I grew up near Bangor, Maine, and their city planners might have some problems. Love the show, JB

Boots on the ground Aka.CJ

FTLT NHOR is it garbage if your dad took you to school in a beat up 98 f250 that was spray painted about 15 different colors all around and would show up 30 mins early and stand outside the truck and wait for us to get out all the kids would ask who is that creepy guy He wore the old school, Jeffrey Dahmer glasses and was about 275 pounds

Asa Marsh

Is it garbage to use a stick to “lock” a sliding door or window??

Dan Flynndx

$10 pack of Garbage Pail Kippies. NHOR. Are you classy if your dad raised you to pass your gas either into the toilet and flush or in the garage like a gentleman away from the ladies?