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Weekly Discussion Thread - THE HOLIDAYS! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-18 01:06:05
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2025-12

Content

It’s our holiday extravaganza! Drop your holidays garbage questions, stories, and traditions.

Wishing you and your family a happy holidays gang! Appreciate all the support. Love youse!

Comments

mitchell

AYG if you do a same day regift on Christmas? Got a Reese Witherspoon southern cooking cookbook in morning and tossed it in my SC native aunts gift bag for that evening.

Mary Kazen

Is it garbage to build gingerbread houses and then the winner gets to destroy them? It’s a great holiday stress release.

Eroy Smith

$10 PA homie. NHOR. Are you garbage if you’ve ever measured a $5 footlong?

SlimJim69

10$ bozo. NHOR My wife’s uncle posted an evergreen tree in his yard for sale on Facebook market place claiming it to be a 100$ Christmas tree. Come cut it down or dig it up.

Jerry Ennett

14$ Canadian homie never had one read.. Is it garbage if you leave your Christmas tree up all year, just with a bed sheet over it in the corner of the room?

Vito Spatafoley

Ever seen a gift that you gave be regifted right in front of you?

HouseMoneyAnt

$10 homie! When the gathering starts, how soon is too soon to “go out for a walk” with the cousins?

Michael Robertson

FTLT haven’t had one read, ever throw out a bible? Merry Christmas

The Human Tongue

Is it garbage if the only time your grandma doesnt smoke inside is when everyone comes over for christmas?

Scotty Skidmarks

$10 Canadian Homie never had one read and paying those heavy duty USD Patreon fees. Is it garbage to attend a Christmas cocktail party and buy a big plastic handle of Kirkland eggnog and pour it into a glass pitcher and pass it off as homemade? Grate some nutmeg on top so it looks artisanal.

Gameoverluke

First time. Is it garbage to go into your mum's room when she's out. Unwrap your present. Take the cd you're getting, tape it and the rewrap the present? 1996 Xmas, Everclear album...I needed it in my ears!!

andrew cavasos

First present = first beer (Presents are around 9am) Football the rest of the day 🤣

Arturo the churro

Ftlt 10 dollar investor Not holiday related but winter related is i garbage to scrape snow off your windshield with a piece of cardboard you found in your car ? I have something to clean my windshield with but i was too lazy to go and get it from my house

Richard Gell

10 dollar homie here. My folks got me a bong for Christmas in the very early 2000s. I already know it's trash, just thought I'd share, love ya boys!

Trace Is Trash

Is it garbage if your family has 3 different dinners cause cousin Tony hit our cousin’s husband in the head with a baseball bat?

Foley’s illegitimate child

$20 Jersey homie never had one read- is it garbage if your family went to a photo studio when I was a toddler and one of the pictures everyone is wearing a hockey jersey, is it worse that they tucked the tags in mine and returned it the same day cause “that’s how they get you” merry Christmas love youse

Meatball150

10 dollar homie, have had one read before. AYG if cleaning for any holiday party ended up with just hiding a bunch of stuff in a spare bedroom, closing the door, and then being told to watch the guests to "make sure they dont go snooping"?

Anderson

NH1R, AYG if your family puts out a crockpot of hotdogs and grape jelly and no one ever eats them but it is there for every holiday?

LoadedBrotato

As a father I put my foot down. Christmas eve is for the family. Christmas day we do not leave the house. Visitors are welcome but we are not dragging the kids around away from their presents. Thoughts?

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie had one read. Are you garbage if your 2 older brothers get into a fight on Christmas morning? My one brother pushed my other brother threw a wall. The police came. And my oldest brother left in handcuffs. Merry Christmas.

Jessica Byers

When we were little my parents use to set up a camera while me and my sister opened presents. We were watching it when we got older for fun memories and in the video all you can hear is my parents talking to each other about how they snuck in all the gifts without us seeing and where they hid everything 🎄🤦🏻‍♀️

Brett Krodel

My family use to have a annual boxing match until my grandmother fell into the sump pump well

Adam Fries

Last year I submitted a question and it was on the holiday episode and it was poking fun at a tradition that my wife’s family used to do (putting the Christmas tree inside the car instead of on top of the car). The episode came out and I’m listening to it on her birthday, which is two days after Christmas and it also happened to be the day that her dad died- like literally 12 hours earlier. Is it garbage that I played that part of the episode for my wife to hear? She still gives me a hard time about it.

EZCheese and Triscuits

AYG if you charge your family and entry fee to cover the food for Christmas dinner and then the food is gas station pizza?

Disaster Dynamics Media

$10 homie, new to 420 and boy is that a treat and a half. AYG if your family tradition was half of you break off on Christmas Eve and go to church and the other half go to the casino to blow the money your dad just gave out? P.S. AYG if you’re glad you don’t have to deal with your cunt sisters anymore since dad died. RIP big guy. Love youse!

Jesus

Had one read before, no big deal. Me being latino, we celebrate Christmas on the 24th late into the early hours of the 25th My question is do ya’ll ever celebrate a holiday on a different day other than the calendar day and is it garbage ?

AmericaRunzOnDiezels

Is it garbage if instead of a store bought turkey or roast your family does a Christmas Wild Game supper, each family brings a dish from their freezer and everyone digs in. One year my uncle brought a squirrel gravy and a pot of rice to serve it over. Surprisingly delicious.

H8XWYF

While white Christmas are nice, colored Christmas lights are not garbage. They're the colors of the friggin' holiday for Pete's sake! I'll die on this hill.... Love youse two anyway though. Please come to Clarksville when you visit Nashville one of these days.

FUZZY TRAIN

$10 board member - NHOR My mom and my sister haven’t talked in almost 3 years. I’ve invited them both to my house for Christmas, but I’m not telling either one of them the other will be there. I even bought a new security camera for the living room to capture the moment. Dick move or nah?

Josh

$10 father of the year runner up, NHOR. Is it garbage to have your drunk and stoned 24 year old nephew ride your lawn mower up the driveway to the house dressed as Santa with all the little cousins’ gifts in a big bag? Asking for my uncle about 13 years ago.

Great Griffin Above

Have had one read before. $5 hoagie lover. Are you garbage if you eat standing up? I caught myself at my office job housing my italian sausage wrapped in tortilla and had to look awkwardly out the hallway to make sure no one saw.

Firdetta

$10 homie NHOR - Is it garbage if your family opens "mystery boxes" from a bin store that sells Amazon returns for the white elephant gift exchange on Christmas Eve? My mom bought boxes for $5 each instead of everyone bringing a gift. Each box contains a returned item from Amazon and the contents are unknown when you buy it. Some of the items we opened include a jumbo kickball, compression socks, a storm trooper night light, and a used leg rest.

Michael Neve

$10 gentleman, never had one read. Is it garbage if, on the way to Christmas dinner at your parent's house, you stop at Wawa to fill up your tank and grab $500 in scratchers and gift cards for everyone because you hate Christmas shopping and always wait til the last minute to do it?

H. Foley & The Midnight Hoagie

$20 Filthy Animal, NHOR... Y'all ever make a fruit cake with gummy bears? Times was tough, jammed up but had to bring something to the family party. Took Betty Crocker Yellow Cake mix, took it out about 3/4th the way done, tossed in a few handfuls of Hairbo gummy bears and covered it with Vanilla icing. My garbage family ate the whole thing.

Mrs. T Knapp

When I was 18 and had my first real job out of high school, I bought my parents a new knife set from Sears(it was 1999) bc everything they had was dull, so I thought I was being thoughtful. My father insisted the set was crap and to prove it he ran his thumb over one of the knives and almost cut it off. Then proceeded to yell at me like it was my fault. I’ve been “no contact” with my parents for almost 10 years.

Daniel Stanfield

$10 Board of Directors member, never had one read. Is it garbage if your grandma makes all the food for Christmas Day on Christmas Eve and then on Christmas Day just tells everyone “if you want it warm you know how to use the microwave” Anyways did you guys know that Dennys is open every day of the year?!

Billtron182

$10 homie here! When I was a kid for Christmas Eve we’d be allowed to open up one gift at midnight. When I was younger I was terrified of Freddy Kruger, Jason vorhees, and chucky from Childs play. So for Christmas Eve I picked the one gift to open, I started opening it and once I got a good look I dropped it and freaked out cause it was a chucky doll 😂😂 my parents felt bad while laughing their asses off and is probably part of the reason I have a dark sense of humor. Merry Christmas and happy new years boys! Thanks for all the laughs! 🤘🔥

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie (gifted by my wife last year for Christmas) is it garbage if two of your aunts spend the Christmas Eve party puking in the toilet after they drank expired wine they found in my grandparents basement? My aunts were full grown adults at this time

Mikey.Bontade

10 dollar trash man, never had one read, I think. What’s the longest Christmas dinner leftovers can be stored for after the holidays. I’ve seen some Christmas ham(frozen) make an appearance on a random Tuesday in mid-February once. Our freezer really was a walk down memory lane of holidays past…

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

What's going on there FUCKERS??? Anyone ever have a relative "tune up" a shared holiday cocktail like a punch or an eggnog too much? My Aunt one time brought over some eggnog to a family event and must have poured a 5th of Jack Daniels into it. Everyone got TWISTED off nog... kids notwithstanding... It's still one of those "remember when" stories in the family :). ps. For bonus garbage points she said it was "General Lee's recipe"... this was in Georgia.... Confederate Christmas garbage vibes achieved. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to all the bozos and Homies and especially the BOYS!!!! Love youse one and all!!! PACE!!!

New England=New Rubbish

10 dollar dingleberry here that had one read once upon a time. Is it garbage if your parents only sent you to church when the holidays were approaching so you would get a present from the congregation to help add to what you got on Christmas morning?

Dylan

$10 Non-Christmas Tree Having Homie NHIR, is it garbage if you spend Christmas Day in 2 different locations with the same people because they want to “escape” their parents who have dementia to have dessert and booze but have to make sure that the parents eat dinner and get put to bed first

PathologicFoley

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a person is sleeping but all drunk as a mouse. While dinner is served what’s that I hear? Someone mention Gaza…arguments ensue and drama is spout all while the kids zone out on the couch. Not all is lost, for the night is still young, plenty of time to play Rock Band and scream into a microphone. With hugs and kisses everyone says good night only to wake up early hungover, with disappointing presents in sight. Merry Xmas

Jb Henry

How many Christmas’were brought to you by Kohl’s cash?

Juanof1

$10 bozo here. NHOR. Is it garbage as a kid to put classic fat kid snacks like 2 liter of Coke, Twinkies, Kit Kats on my Christmas list.

Dr. Poop Wiener

$10 investor, never had one read. Is it garbage if you decorated a 5 foot cactus in the bay window at Christmas as a kid? It was my mom’s favorite plant and we live in Montana where 5 foot cactus’s aren’t the norm. Also my Dad and uncle put in the bay window so the cactus could have more daylight. Moms idea…

JD C

Long time none read... Is it garbage to use the stucco on the outside of your house to get a full back scratch in one motion?

Tommy G.

Is it Irish NEWT Christmas garbage to not allow your wop in-laws to bring pasta dishes to your Christmas dinner? Love yous boys and Happy Festivus.

Ansonex

Multiple year homie never had one read AYG if your family actually does festivus airing of grievances. It usually lasts 10 minutes before the fights get personal. The pole comes out and everything.

Alyx Villalobos

10 dollar homie here, never had one read. Are you garbage if your grandparents would give you a toy catalog so you could circle what you want for Christmas, then proceed to never get you anything from said catalog?

Meatball Shorty

Mid 90’s and I’m 13 and my parents just divorced. Mom hates Christmas and dad loves it. Dad gets a big tree and decorates it to the nines. Mom cuts out cardboard trees from the moving boxes and gives us some markers, glue and glitter and says have at it. Guess which one cheated.

Zachary Straight

Faithful navy fed over drafter here ...is it garbage that last year i somehow parlayed getting a cabin at the local ski resort for xmas ...as everyones gifts ...they think I broke the bank on their gifts ..but in reality 2 grand is half of what I would of spent on all of them...so this year I might not over draft the ole navy fed account...merry xmas...

HalfCarpet

$10 homie, First time long time never had one read, are you garbage if you have ever given someone a candle that you already burned ‘just a little’ to test the scent? (I do this every year) Bonus trash if you strictly gift candles because they’re cheap but write it off with the family as “everyone needs a candle”

Bug Man Blastoise

Dad owns a few firework stand and spend most of my Christmas breaks working in a firework stand. I don’t think a 12 year old should be selling $400 of fireworks to a bunch of drunk college kids. But free fireworks on New Years

MeSoRandy

10$ make ya hollar. AYG if you found out santa wasnt real because the presents from Santa had Big Lots price tags on them?

Mayor of Cleveland

$10 homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if your dad once gave you a Campbell's soup piggy bank he got for free at at the grocery store for Christmas and told you "the best present I can give you is to save money now." It was my only present that year and it wasn't wrapped. Love you guys!

Garbage_Esq.

$10 member of the board, never had one read. Is it garbage if your parents stop getting a tree and instead use a “branch”? They go out into the yard, pick a tree branch, bring it inside, stick it upright, and hang ornaments on it. Also Uncle Joe had to stop drinking because of a holiday incident but that’s a story for another time.

Cannoli Foley

Family fight night Christmas 10 buk homie first time caller long time listen foley shows ya titts

LaxCoach72

Is it garbage that our tree has grinch ornaments bc my wife didn’t grow up with a tree and is proud of being our house grinch?

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 homie had one read no biggie. Is it garbage to get scratchers, loaded dice, or other gambling related items for Christmas? My nan got all her grand children gifts to “succeed against the house”.

The Roller Coaster Project

My wife’s cousin and her husband sold their kids Christmas presents and bought a boatload of pills. Eventually, my wife’s grandmother had to bail them out the week after Christmas by telling the kids “Santa was busy and missed their house.” That same cousin routinely only shows up during Christmas festivities since we play games for scratchers and cash. Total garbage.

Kipp's Bay

Discounted rate homie, NHOR. AYG if you pulled your stocking and the cast iron hanger fell off the mantle and left a huge goose egg on your little noggin? Family still brings it up. Merry Christmas!

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

Have you ever played beer pong with grandma at the family Christmas party? Around the time that my cousins and I were becoming of age to party and great grand kids hadn’t enter the picture yet, my family rented out the local sportsman’s club for our Christmas party. Everyone brought a case of beer and a pack of heaters. Eventually grandma wanted to join in on the festivities so we decided to teacher her how to play beer pong. The old broad wasn’t half bad.

Screamin Cold Heater

$10 Swamp Yankee NHOR, Here's my trashy quick loan scam: Most ticket resale websites allow you to enter your bank information to get paid from ticket sales through instant transfer. So first you buy event or concert tickets with a credit card that you haven't maxed out yet (i.e. Kippy's Venmo card), then you instantly re-sell them for less than market value to get paid with a bank transfer kwick, some take 24-48 hours but sometimes that's sooner than payday. Consider the value difference the interest payment on floating that cash.

sean

What’s the longest a real tree stayed up for after the holidays? I was a senior in HS a decade ago when my dad had his tree up at his house until February and since then both my mom’s house and dad’s have used fake trees since 🤣

Adam Lovelace

Are you garbage if you have to try on your Christmas gifts everytime you open them

AndyCappsHotFries

$10 Figgy Pudding here, never had one read. I got my mom a $3 VCR for Christmas this year so she can watch old home movies. Trashy or classy? (Also a book and a new Yeti specifically for her Seagrams)

Bald is Better

New $10 homie. NHOR. Are you garbage if your father forgets to unplug the Christmas tree and it catches fire and your home is gutted on Christmas Day? Row home on Keystone St. Philly back in the mid 80s.

Jess

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to give your godfather a case of miller lite wrapped in newspaper for Christmas every year as a young child? I would also write, “To my Uncle RumDum.” Greatly enjoyed this tradition as a kid.

Sooley

$17 Canadian beau zeau, is it garbage to use chips as an excuse to turn any meal into a dip? I.e. kraft dinner and tortilla chips or chili and tortilla chips? I'm tryin to limit my dish washin HIT ME UP!

Phony Robbins

Is it garbage to gift something you got for free? My dad started a new job at a cable company and gifted all of us shirts and mugs that say “Lightning Communications” that he clearly got from the warehouse 😂

cleveland depression

10$ homie had 1 read (no big deal) Is it garbage if your family’s Xmas tradition is getting Chinese food (of sorts) and going to the movies? We’ve watched the entire Hobbit series, Avatar, and a bunch of other movies in the theaters on Xmas day over the years. PS not Jewish.

Disaster Dynamics Media

Youse ever have to hide the “good” medications and your wallet because “those” family members are coming over? Now I’m realizing I just had a toxic family.

BofaDeezNutz

$10 Santa's helper and I have had one read before. As a joke I gave my super ball busting boss a book called "HR Approved Ways to Call Your Employees Stupid" at the company christmas party. Coworkers didnt think it was that funny. Company Christmas Parties are trash anyway

5StarDiveBar

$10 homie, only one I've had read was on last year's Christmas EP. (Keystone mimosas) AYG if you crack a beer and start smoking a ham before daybreak. I usually start at 5am

FoleysDirectorScarf

10 dollar dues paid up for the month. My aunt made a speciality each christmas called "dog turds" its peanut butter and crushed peanuts rolled into a rough turd shape and then baked and covered with melted chocolate and thrown in the fridge overnight. They might sound disgusting but they are absolutely incredible. In elementary a made a big point of telling the whole class that I loved eating dog turds over christmas break not realizing that no one had ever heard of dog turds. Oh well.

Heaven

$10 homie never had one read. Garbage christmas eve story: My sister got so drunk on christmas eve a few years ago she took out her partial tooth denture to eat & misplaced it. The rest of the night she was CONVINCED she swallowed it to the point of hysterically crying & wanting to go to the hospital. Nobody knew where it went so my mom ripped the house apart even the garbage. Christmas morning my other sister found it in the fridge in a bag of lunch meat. I guess my sister forgot she put it in there when she was making a sandwich. Fun fact, this was my now husband's 1st christmas with my family. Love yous!! Philly show was awesome!!!!

Gunnar M

$10 homie. Are you garbage if you get married on Christmas?

2LeftTuddies

$10 homie (NHOR) copying my question from last week since it's holiday themed: Is it garbage to show up to a white elephant gift exchange party with a gift that you want for yourself and fully intend on "stealing" from whoever unwraps it when it's your turn to choose a gift?

Thomas Edibles

Have you ever made one of your parents belly laugh?

Throb Lowe

Throb Lowe $20 homie never had one read Dear waste management Is it garage to store dress shoes in crown royal bags, my dad does this with every pair he's had for as long as I can remember. Ps you guys should do a AYG game show (present by the Dempsey Group) akin to story warz. The prizes should be the gift you get from employment anniversaries/milestones, i.e quartz watch, pin, or plaque. P.ss If you guys are in Chicago try a Jim shoe sandwich, you'll thank me later. See ya in April

Theycallmesocks

Everyone shoot shotguns into the hill in the back yard at midnight on New Year's, right?

Sweetandsexysauce

Is it garbage if you buy all of your gifts on clearance but still expect to be told how much someone else spent on you?

Brian Culp

FTLT Is it garbage for your father to ask for ninja stars for christmas? He settled for a samurai sword HA!

Jackie Sauce

I have negative 1300 dollars in my checking account. Please help. Anyone. Please. $JohnBordewick3

Dildo Gaggins

$10 boardmember since sept 2022 never had one read. Is it garbage to look forward to family fueds? I wasn't at thanksgiving this year but apparently it ended with my dad getting up from the table and saying "YOURE A FUCKING RACIST" to my mom's cousin. (It was warranted and hes a legend) When i talked to my mom on the phone that night. I heard my dad talk to his on the phone. My grandpa's gf apparently fell and broke her arm refusing surgery despite doctors advice. My parents ended the call saying "well that's the end of her, that'll kill her". How does this all seem to only happen during the holiday? Im here for it either way

Tom Muscarello

Are you garbage if you rattle off the discounts you got on the presents you're giving? Think: "Price tag on that watch was $200 but I signed up for a Kohl's card, that's 30% off and I had $22 in kohls cash..."

FatTittyToots

Nhor. Is it garbage to save all the prior years gift cards and regift them because you forgot to use them

JB

$10 dollar listener.. sorta new. I left the East Coast for all the standard garbage reasons, mainly heroin. I moved to Montana and reset. Fast forward many years I started an HVAC company, met a woman (who has kids). Times were tough in the beginning it was 6 years of struggling to keep my head above water. You could say jammed up. One especially bad Christmas I had a client who just would not pay on time. It was commercial work and there's just not a lot you can do if they say the draws late the draw is late. Well I needed money to pay for Christmas but we weren't getting paid for our November draw. Me and her could wait but these were young kids. We had to have something for them to open. I had credit at one supply house still so can you guess what we got the kids? Maybe, maybe not; we got them lumber. We printed out skateboard ramp designs. I even got the good outdoor rated screws. I don't think it was their favorite christmas. The worst part was is we never even built the ramps.

Nick

$10 investor, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a holiday “traditions” start because of a divorce. Two whole families (mom and dad side) have agreed to when each other will hold Christmas celebrations. All because the old man couldn’t keep it in his pants. Bonus points if one family makes sure to mention it every year

Mitchy Cheeseburgers

FTLT Is it garbage if your whole family stops at Wendy's on the way to your aunt's for Christmas dinner because she insists on cooking an organic turkey and it tastes like trash?

Jason

$10 investor Are you garbage if ‘Santa’ used to wrap your presents in whatever shopping bags were lying around — CVS, Stop & Shop, maybe a Dunkin’ bag

GWEEDO

Is it grange to use PayPal pay in 4 to pay for someone’s gift Because it’s interest free and you use what left from not paying in full for the gift and use the rest on yourself?

Dirt Head

Many swings, zero hits, but im back at the plate! Hey gang love yall happy holidays, is it garbage to try and trap santa as a kid? I remember setting up trip wires and hidden cameras trying to catch him slipping. I live in Fairbanks Alaska which is right next to northpole so I figured that dirtbag would get to my place first and I could stop him and his elk right in their tracks.

Rusty

Ever eat the holiday fruit cake? One of my favorite food tradition that is garbage, is finishing that thing over the holidays..

Kippi Longstocking

One year at my Great Grandma Shockley’s house, I was 5 and threw mashed potatoes at my mom’s uncle that’s younger than her. He got mad and spit a mouthful back at me and him and my dad got into a fight in the front yard. Side note - my grandma was my sitter until I was 7 and smoke camels inside, drinking jack and coke while cheating at go fish.

J Pow

Are You Garbage if JägerClaus used to come to your family’s Christmas Eve rager every year (aka ripping shots of Jäger with your relatives) until one year you almost ruined Christmas by being so hungover you fainted in the kitchen? Bonus points if you almost opened gifts in the spare bedroom where they were “hidden” bc nobody could hold it together to carry everything down to the living room where the tree was.

Justin Mantell

Growing up, I would overhear my brother and his friends answer the question about how their Christmas went by replying: "I don't remember it, so it must have been good."

Sam H

Throughout high school my homies and I had the tradition of a Christmas Eve smoke session at one of the homies basements

Sir Nicklaus

$10 south side scumbag (Chicago). There are only 2 bars open the night of Christmas Eve in our little town that everyone would show up at after everyone’s family parties blah blah blah…. Never coordinated, planned, etc… all the friends I grew up with always wound up at this bar. For the last 12 years, like clockwork, around 11:30 pm, the place would turn into hell in a cell, wrestlemania, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Every childhood beef, bully, whatever the fuck happened growing up got settled every year. So and so slept this guys girlfriend in high school, this guy book dropped you in front of your lady, beefs of all sizes were settled in true dirtbag fashion. EVERY YEAR, even if you shot the year before with your bully, you’d shoot it again. There’s nothing like being home for the holidays just to get your ass kicked and disappoint your parents every Christmas morning smelling like booze, heaters, and sweat.

Fat Court Juror #4

Trashy to think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?!🚬🎅

2 frisbees 1 penny electric company

5$ bozo never had one read. Is it garbage to bring leftovers from your moms family Christmas to your dads family Christmas the next day and pretend like we made it.

CotyH316

First time, long time homie! Are you garbage if you introduce your family to the boys by playing the 2025 edition of the AYG card game on Christmas Eve to include your 72 year old mom’s 91 year old boyfriend who just got home from having two strokes? Merry Christmas All!

John Sanders

My dad made his own Christmas tree stand. 2 2 by 4s in an X, a 5 gallon spackle bucket in the middle that the tree sits in, and then screw eyes at each end of the 2 by 4s to tie rope to to straighten and hold the tree upright. Always got a love tree though, but we usually bought the tree from the Quakertown farmers market(better known as the q-mart to upper bucks co natives)

Polish_Submarine

$10 hommie never had one read, is it garbage to be a little angry when your Christmas card from your relatives doesn’t contain money? Side note I’m 42 and it does annoy me when opening them still…

Brooke T

Long time $10 homie, nhor The first year my husband and I had Christmas dinner at our house, we invited both our families. His semi-estranged mother and dirtbag brother hadn’t spoken to each other in 18 years. They were both in the house together all Christmas and never said a word. The brother ate dinner in the basement so he didn’t have to sit with the rest of the family and he hotboxed our basement bathroom without asking. We only invite my family over for Christmas now.

Dr. Chalupacabra

We always had A Christmas Story on in the background all day.

Foleys Martial Arts Gym

10 dollar homeskillet never had one read. Is it garbage to keep TBS A Christmas Story 24 hours always on in the background as a family tradition? 15 years strong how yur doing

BrotherBri

Faking that me and my brother were sleeping watching my mother put the gifts under the tree..plus we picked out our gifts..love her

DirtbagFieldTrip

Ten dollar homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage if growing up your grandma out in Cali would send a Christmas care package every year but your mom refused to ever eat any of it because the cookies and chocolates all reeked of heaters?

GoBlueGriff

We always play Acey Deucy (Hi-Lo) at Christmas. It’s all fun and games till you get Burnt for $300 on a pair of aces BRUTAL. Of course the rest of the family is screaming and hi fiving like they won a playoff game. Good times

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

$10 heater dealer here. NHOR and got a holiday conundrum for the boys. Say you’re apart of a secret santa and there’s a $50 min on the gift. Now what if you find something over 50 bones but was on sale making it closer to 30. Is it trashy to count that as hitting the set min? Is the classy move not counting it as hitting the min and buying a second smaller gift?

Kj

10$ Rhode Island JerkOff here NHOR, Is it garbage for for Christmas when you were 7-8 your dad got you a atv that was definitely too big for you and gave it to you early and you flip it instantly for context we lived on a dead end it was Icey and snowy out and we lived on a dead end street

Road Beers

So my birthday is on December 25 and I always get shafted with 2 for 1 gifts. Is it garbage for your family to say “Hey this gift counts for your birthday and Christmas” ? Please say yes I need to do some face throwing this holiday season.

King Without a Castle

$10 Homie and Jammed Up winner. I don’t have anything, but wanted to say Happy Holidays to the boys, and the homies. Love youse!

Penske Material

For years my aunt hosted Christmas Eve and the spread was always: Chili Pierogis A veggie tray straight from Albertsons Breadsticks from Olive Garden Howyadern

HotdogEggs

Hamilton Homie here, The one thing I really wanted as a 10 year old in the mid 90's was the WWF Entrance Music CD. I opened my present and by the end there was no CD and I literally broke down in tears. They said it was sold out but I just think they didn't want to order it, I'm now 41 and still haven't fully recovered from that devastation.

MuchomanHfoley

Canadian homie, see youse in Toronto! Is it garbage if my grandparents accidentally left a voicemail on Christmas morning, initially asking when they should be over, but didn’t hang up properly and proceeded to insult my mothers cooking and calling her a drunk in multiple very insulting ways, come Christmas dinner which ended in a yelling match, multiple storming out of the rooms and an awkward reconciliation which still ended up with slamming doors. Happy holidays gentlemen love youse

Cterps

Is it garbage if the one tradition we’ve kept on Christmas is having Hawaiian Punch + Gingerale + Rainbow Sherbet as the Christmas Day fruit punch. Mom would always leave the ginger ale and Hawaiian Punch on the back porch the night before to keep cold since the fridge is gonna be packed

Fank Holey

Gimme your trashiest christmas movie. National lampoons christmas is a given! Merry Christmas ya homies!

Funny Farmer

$10 homie NHOR. Am I the only one who uses airplane mode to j off during the holidays? Those family calls always come at the worst time P.s. I named my WiFi network the mile high club

Droobie

Me and my sister got a skateboard ramp for Christmas and my sister broke her arm before new years…

Cheeto45

$10 homie is it garbage that 3 year ago I had to be a firefighter bc my neighbor caught the wood behind my parents house on fire on Christmas Day bc little kids where shooting bottle rockets

Abbyville

For most of my childhood, my Christmas tradition started off unloading a truck full of wood with the arrival of my very Chezoslovakian grandparents. We burned wood at my mom’s in the woodstove in the winter time to help heat the house. My grandparents drove from their farm in upstate New York to my mom’s house in PA with a truck full of wood …which you’re not really supposed to do because of “don’t move wood” laws. So my grandpa would put his cap over the bed of his truck and put blankets in the cap windows to hide the wood. The Slovak mushroom soup and Christmas buns (kolaches) Christmas Eve made up for it. Merry Christmas bozos. ❤️❤️

The Fatador

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage that growing up my dad wrapped our presents in newspaper?… important note: it was newspapers he stole from the neighbors

H foley is my spirit animal

$10 homie first time poster is it garbage that every Christmas my aunt makes her famous panties off punch in 5 gallon buckets one year there was a mixup on which bucket was adults and which was the kids needless to say me and my cousin had a few to many cups. Ps: Hit me up foley I work for a dme I can get you the C-pap supplies on the down low

Kiggity Kyle

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage my Uncle Richard (big coupon’er) used to save up every year and send us a giant box of cereal (20 plus boxes) and stuff he cashed in his Marlboro miles for? We loved it. RIP Uncle Rich

TheBellhop

Have youse ever used a coors banquet box as the box for a xmas present?

BaddieFoley

$10 bozo, my mom would put out presents in boxes and make us wrap our own presents growing up. I’m pretty nice with it as an adult.

Ed

$10 idiot NHOR. My godfather was cheap and never got me a gift except one year when i was 19 he gave me a dime bag of incredible weed. Is my family garbage?

Embarassimilitude

Are you garbage if there’s a photo of you unwrapping a giant sized Christmas Carol coloring book, and in the background your stepbrother and stepdad are playing duck hunt for the first time on a new Nintendo? And yes, I have the photo. I found it when going through my mother things after she died.

Joe Bookman

$10 hermano NHOR. Is it garbage my uncle’s fiance and my dad got in a fight last christmas. I was already asleep and woke up to my dad calling her a fat fucken bitch because she insulted the size of his manhood over a disagreement. They made up and we still see her, i wish we didnt tho because she is a fat bitch. Unrelated, my godfathers birthday is christmas eve.

Wade Boggs Beers

Working in a restaurant a bunch of us would get stuck working Christmas Eve. We would have a Dip party. Everyone would sign up a dip to bring and we had a spread! Taco dip, buffalo chicken dip, queso dip, you name it. We would close early and eat chips and dips, drink beers, and do a white elephant exchange. Some of the best Christmas memories

Isaak with a K

Is it garbage to have a weed station next to the food station at family holidays, thanksgiving, Christmas, etc. At my grandmas she'd set up a little jar of weed and a themed pipe for the holiday, this most recent Thanksgiving was a turkey pipe. Happy holidays homies and bozos

Board Member Brando

$40 quarterly homie NHOR Is it garbage to smoke joints with grandma before opening presents so she doesn’t cry as easily.

Shmoogly

Every Christmas Eve my family meets up in the afternoon and just drinks till the kids start yelling about Santa. Last 3-4 years a bunch of the adults have been hitting the casino after. Shout out Parx

AYGwillickers

long time garbage collector. had a couple asked but its been a bit. Have you ever been given cleaning supplies the same year your sister got the stereo you wanted?

Jeffrey bowling

First time commenter long time garbager. itg for you to get a twindual bed to share with your teenage sister for Christmas and all 5 of your step siblings get a laptop thank ya pals

Hobo Joe

10 dollar homie and 300 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal Is it garbage to cheat during a family holiday game night just to have bragging rights for the year and I can shove it in my inlaws faces Bonus the prizes were socks oven mits air freshener and a lotto scratcher but hey a wins a win like them cheating deflated ball patriots GO BIRDS Merry Christmas boys

Hobo Joe

New Year’s Eve we have a big bonfire to symbolize burning the shit from the previous year It’s also an excuse for mama to drink peach schnapps and oj and tell everyone exactly how she feels lol My mama, Denise, Patty and aunt Tuddy should be on a bowling team together

Fat Shisno

How many tire fire pits qualifies you as trashy? Last year we had 4 going till the cops showed up.

Chickn&ShrimpStef

First time, long time… Are you garbage if your parents let everyone know they were getting divorced over the family holiday dinner?

Ranch on Pizza

Long time comrade of Zepbound, never had one read. Is it garbage if your parish pastor has to cancel midnight mass going forward because so many people were showing up drunk? Nothing like hearing 50 drunk dads scream Silent Night.

Mallory Tooker

Are you garbage if every year your grandpa got you and all your cousins a scratch off for Christmas? It started when we were in grade school but don’t worry he got the high roller $10 scratchers since it was the holidays of course

Melly Mel

I was allowed to have a little wine on Christmas Eve one year when I was 13 or 14. I didn’t notice my dad kept refilling my glass when I wasn’t looking so I got shitfaced. Christmas morning I was super sick and when I asked my dad why he did it he said because he thought it’d be funny. I’m almost 28 and still can’t drink wine.

Savagepimp83

One year my grandma got a kiddy pool for my baby cousin. She decided it was smart to put all the presents inside it. One of her cats pissed in the pool before she put the present in. Long story short had to throw all presents out.

prisondentist

It garbage that my girl asked for fake tits for Christmas?

Cousin Vinny

10$ chicken parmer here. Is it garbage if your mom asked you what you want for Xmas every year for the past 20 years and followed it up with “we’re not doing much this year”

Foley's padawan

When i was a kid my parents would hide our Christmas gifts in my closet lmao this is how I found out Santa wasn't real 🤣

Amy T

Must have been about the year 2000. My grandma and her sister (my great aunt) literally got into a physical fight in their nice Christmas clothes over religion. My grandpa had to physically break it up. Everyone was in their late 60s at the time. Aunt left and took the dessert. There are still family grudges over the dessert take back 25 years later.

TommyT2

Sup boys $10 homie never had one read. When I was a kid we were supposed to go out sledding as a family. My dad went out to get something and was taking a while to come back. When my mom went out looking for him she walked into the local strip club and seen some nice ladies dancing on our sleds. She punched my dad in the face, threw his ones up in the air and brought our sleds home. Good times

Joe Dub

$10 homie, never had one read. How are we feeling about beef tongue and cocktail sauce at my wife's annual Christmas Eve party? It was treated as a rite of passage. Bonus points for calling it "cow tongue" and extra bonus points for saying, "it tastes just like roast beef."

Randy Mik

Are you garbage if when you’re putting your kids toys together you have to say “this thing probably cost $3 to make” for a $30 toy

FoleysNipples

Long time homie, never had one read. Not holiday related but do you ever raw dog the microwave or do you always plate the food you’re reheating?

J D

Airing of grievances

Nuttin on that?!

Newer homie, never had one read, is it garbage to get fruit in your stocking? My parents would always throw clementines or a banana in the footpart of the stocking. Still not sure why

All The Toast

$10 Spirits of the season, Any booze ornaments on yer tree?

lockshockdarrel

$10 homie never asked a question Is it garbage if it’s kinda become a self-made tradition to grab a few pops at one of the restaurants at your local South Jersey mall before Christmas shopping inside

Slippin Jimmy

$10 sleigh-rider. Is it garbage to use egg nog as coffee creamer? Shoutout Wawa they have the best egg nog on the market.

Sarah Thiel

$10 Soul sista! Never had one read. AYG if gambling on Christmas is a family tradition? Married into a big, loving (white trash) family and every Christmas Eve once everyone’s nice and tuned up, out comes the cards and dollar bills for 1 card poker. First time I tried to join, they let me deal and I dealt to myself first and everyone crowded around the table started yelling “woah woah!!!!” I didn’t know that was frowned upon but boy did I learn! I haven’t played since but might step into the ring again this year and see if I can hustle a little scratch from the in laws. My husband and I will be at the Pittsburgh show next year. Happy holidays to all the homies!!

Elias Rosner

$5 brotha never left on read: are you garbage if you get stabbed on chanuka and the first thing your brother says to you after watching the surveillance footage is “goddamn you look like Foley”? Thanks.

Crunt frucker

NHOR LOOONG time homie. Has anyone ever gave a gift and said it was from You because you’re too broke?

Kiki D

$20 Reddit told me to share my Foley story, I was very pregnant in 2022, and my in-laws were begging me to fly to Buffalo to celebrate their 50th anniversary. I told them I’d only do it if they bought me a first class plane ticket, thinking that it was such an outlandish request and it would drop the subject, but they pulled out money from savings. Yay. I was sitting in the aisle seat, and felt so nauseous already boarding the plane. I tapped the shoulder of the gentleman sitting next to me, who had just closed his window, with an annoying request to re-open it during takeoff because I was so unbelievably nauseous. Since he just closed the window as I was sitting down, and it was his window, I was extra smiley in my approach to try to charm him: Tap tap “hey can I ask you an annoying question?” 😄😃😊 “Yes you can… and it’s me!” “It’s who?” “What?” “Umm.. sorry I know you just closed the window, but can you actually re-open it just during takeoff, because…” “Not a problem, I’ll keep it open for ya” then he opens it and insists on keeping it open for the rest of the flight. He slept most of the flight, with the sun beaming right into his eyes, but kept saying he wouldn’t close the window. We didn’t engage in any other small talk, but I really appreciated his kindness! And I hoped he wasn’t embarrassed that I didn’t recognize him lol. For the past three years, I kept wondering who was this guy, and was so excited when I finally stumbled upon AYG! My guy!! Foley is a good dude. All class baby.

Charles Nance

Big bozo with 10s of dollars invested never had one read. Is it garbage to give hand me downs/thrifted items as gifts. Also extra garbage if I didnt even flinch at the thought of it? Meryy Chrysler!

illusory commission

10 dollar homie here, how's about meeting another alcoholic at the cashier at the booze spot, he's making coconut references so you end up having to sit in your car for thirty minutes before you figure out this guy is probably homeless and has no coconut

LJ

10 homie nhor what’s the ruling on 10 dollar limit white elephant gifts? Sidebar is it trash that your grandma and your cousins kids are in the white elephant as well. Makes it really hard to find something appropriate incase they grab it

Luke

Brand and new Bozo here. Is it Garbage to have a set Chinese buffet routine? My go to is two plates of sushi, followed by a plate of crawfish, followed by a plate of various MSG enhanced chicken, followed by a plate of who knows what! P.S. I thought of the question during sushi plate 1, joined on sushi plate 2, and wrote it during the chicken plate.

Tuddy’s Canadian Consultant

First time long time on the holidays is it garbage if your grandmother gave you chocolate milk and regular milk with dinner?

Blake

Is it garbage to scan the barcode on the back of a lottery ticket to make sure it’s not a big winner before giving it as a Christmas gift? Gotta make sure I’m not giving away too much money.

cantavoidcrumbs42069

How do the homies feel about the projector lights onto the house instead of actual strung christmas lights.

Briana Wardle

$10 homie here, first time question Is it garbage to have corn beef and cabbage for Christmas dinner? Because st.patricks day dinner is worthy of more than 1 time a year..

Benny

Have you ever licked your finger to gum some coke off the counter, only to realize it is OderEaterz foot powder

Newfoundland MICMAC's

$15 Newfoundland coins here . Are you garbage if you look for “new looking items “ in your house as possible filler gifts. Never ever had one read lol

Aunt Tuddys Boner Garage

10 dollar bozo. Nothing crazy, im getting my first holiday off in 4 years and I thank god, im so greatful. Love youse guys I was also a top .1 listener on youstubes. Love you guys

Bug Man Jr.

Are your in laws garbage… 1) they sent present ahead of time via Amazon. Unwrapped. 2) checked bags. Included boxed pasta, microwave baked for the kid They are traveling Gma, P pa. Mom and two kids. To our place for the Christmas vacation

isetthem

It's garbage to stop drinking after Thanksgiving just to black out on christmas

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Is it garbage if you have an uncle who thinks eating an entire chicken wing, including the bones, is impressive?

Corndogmaniac

$10 Homie never had one red. Is it garbage if your dad sends you out to the car during the family party to grab him another grolsch, and you flip the top open and grab a swig before bringing it back to him at 10 years old?

Panzer

Not exclusively holiday but winter related, my aunt has totaled 4 cars from hitting deers

Trailer Park Rick

$5 crooked contractor NHOR. Is it garbage to use free gifts you get from the casino in your families white elephant

HeaterEater

$10 never had one read. Are you garbage if you eat white castles as an appetizer at Christmas?

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

Hit me Trav! $10 repeat offender, am I is or is i aint garbage? Scotch tape smells like Christmas.

Troy Martin

£0 but can you just get Foley to cut that hair? Lookin like the most well fed homeless guy I ever seent!

Butt-whole Bayley

I forget how much I’m paying but never had one read. Is it classy to host a Christmas party, and the only way in is to bring a handmade gift that wasn’t bought in stores? (Food counts) My friend would do this every December and called it nonukkah. Shout out to Pete Brown and Loudo Guitars!

Buttcheeks McGee

Got a millennium falcon Lego set Christmas ‘02 shoutout big man. Hours after I put it together I showed my dad who had a couple in him. He dropped it on the floor and when I started crying he sat me down and said “now it’s battle scarred”. Never got it put back right again.

Joe H

NHOR. Are you garbage if you go to Target to buy a Christmas sweater to wear to multiple Christmas parties/events, without taking the price tag off with the full intention of returning it? I'm jammed up.

DrugzInATony

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to have the company Christmas party at a Mexican food restaurant? We have one Mexican...

simple_steven

$10 NHOR My grandma hired Santa to do a house call every Christmas Eve. I discovered he wasn’t real by staring out the window to see the reindeer but he pulled off in an F150

Kelly M

$10 Homie NHOR. My mom put scalloped potatoes in the oven before we went to church and set the oven to come on later. We’re sitting in church and the choir director comes over to tell us the fire department is at our house and there’s smoke coming out. We rush home and find the milk and butter boiled out of the dish and caught fire. The fire department found our dogs hiding in a closet and one of them had pooped his fur, literally. This was easily 20-25 years ago but we still call my mom’s scalloped potatoes “firehouse potatoes”.

Cody Grandfield

Are you garbage if you bought your grandmother an aura frame for Christmas, buf she passed away before so you return it instead. Guys gotta eat.

J D

When the Christmas episodes coming bozos?

Cam Cotham

$10 Homie, NEW DAD, NH1R - Are you garbage if grandma sends you $100 but you just send it back as her gift? I feel like I'm in this never-ending circle of gift cards and cash for friends and family.

Mr. Crambie (Amber’s dad)

$20 share holder NHOR. Small town dirtbag here, Ever gone “reindeer-ing”? (Go around to the nice part of town/suburbs and look for houses with the light up reindeer/deer and mount one on the other like they are doing the dirty? Bonus If they have the Santa sleigh with all the reindeer, you usually get 4 mounted reindeer in one yard) shout out small town USA. Cheers boys!

Benjamin Hogg

10$ dude NH1R Not necessarily Xmas related but is it garbage when to have a tab at a busy/loud bar or music venue, each time you go get a new beer you flash your knuckle tats which happen to contain your last name? For example “boss Hogg” and your name is Hogg?

Aaron

10 dollar homie had 1 read (Trav hit me!) our Christmas tradition is to correctly find something that our dad fixed in the house that’s been broken in the house for years. Winner that finds the thing that finally got fixed gets a scratch off

Ryan L

$10 homeboy NHOR; for a couple years there it was tradition that we couldn’t open presents on Christmas morning until my grandfather came downstairs in his silk holiday boxers. He would crank Kools at the dining table and open presents with a box cutter he kept on his hip. Old man was a real gentleman. Love youse!

Fatlittlebastard

Have you ever wrapped a gift to look like something else? ie wrapping a bottle of jack and a can of coke together to look like a power drill

SpermCountDracula

$10 Foley fanatic, NHOR, is it garbage if your mom can't get the angel to stay on the tree so she uses multiple chip clips?

Funny Farmer

$10 homie NHOR. Just did my first corporate comedy gig. Nobody told me the boss was Mormon. I lost em at min 3 and bombed for another 10. Supposedly still getting paid. Any advice?

Wolfy

15$ Canadian garbage, looking for a second one read, is it garbage to wrap your gift in newspaper because wrapping paper doesn't fit in your budget, Happy Holidays to yall

Andy p here

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to realize your anxiety spikes in December before the holidays because your so used to being jammed up? Last year my credit cards were overdue, I was selling things and making homemade cards like I was 10 again. Hopefully this year I can enjoy some of the holiday cheer a bit more, love youse

HeaterEater

$10 NHOR, youse ever wrapped gifts in tin foil?

SergeantBlueChew

$10 Foley+Kippy enthusiast here. Are you garbage if you intentionally schedule yourself to work (on the road at that) during the holidays to avoid all familial obligations and events?

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$10 homie NHOR - suck on this: I haven’t talked to my dad in 1 1/2 years after a bad phone call. I still have an old Jeep my dad bought me when I was 13 yo and am ready to sell it. My Aunt (dad’s sister) & Uncle visit my mom & dad for the holidays, hear I want to sell my Jeep, text me about it while they’re talking to my dad about it. I do some quick research, hit with a number, this homie’s got 5 extra G for the holidays. Hi dad.

Tyler M

$10 HOMIIIIIIIEEEE NHOR - my family still does christmas cards every year and this year they couldn’t find a picture of my brother and I so they used an Ai generated christmas card that looks nothing like us. They send a copy to my close homie and he texts me “why does it looks like your face is melting”

Potatoes make me happy

$10 Top 1% of YouTube listeners for 2025 here, how ya doin? - Is it garbage to use my dead dog's ashes to hold back the rugs as sweep and mop the house to get ready for company this year? She got a pat on the box and a heavenly good girl for all her help

LoopMagoo

10 dollar investor NHOR- Not really a Christmas question but do you call it a hair dryer or blow dryer? For some reason my grandparents called it a blow dryer. Love youse

Caleb N.

NEW 10 dollar homie- Is it garbage if when my nurse mother asks me what I have for breakfast before work, I answer with “Red Bull and coffee”

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie - I grew up Italian so Christmas Eve we naturally ate 7 types of fish, and had constant family blow out fights. If you’ve ever seen the Bear, I had flashbacks watching the Christmas ep

Droobie

Do you wrap the presents you get for your pets?

Boots on the ground Aka.CJ

10$ homie Nhor is it garbage to buy Christmas gifts with cash app borrow back feature your boy -1150 had to dip into overdraft shout out cash app

Sticky Vicky

My mom’s been asking me to hit the dispensary for her before I go to her house during family holidays. She gets a vape for herself, my dad and my older brother that lives in their basement. Last time I asked her for the cash back she shorted me saying she wasn’t paying taxes for a state she don’t live in

Hugh G. Reckson

AYG if every month you go over your credit card limit in order to be a $10 homie? (Yes I have the cash, I just don’t remember to pay the bill)

Doo

Can we please get an AYG/AFE crossover? Sean Jordan would be an all time goat guest guaranteed. Ian and David would be great as well. Or yall should just do their pod next time you’re in LA

ImaFool4Gabbagool

Youse ever play with the figures in the nativity set at your grandparents cuz you forgot to bring your guys? Grandma wasn't too happy when I was staging a battle between the sheeps and cows

Gary Bussey’s lobotomist

10$ garbage here is it garbage to give you nephew a Rolex for Christmas to one up your sister? Btw he’s 14

Southern Wawa Connoisseur

$10 bozo here. Is it garbage to use the starter piece of tape when wrapping presents because you want your moneys worth out the whole roll?

River

10$ sleeper cell here, is it garbage if your familys household contains a cupboard full of mason jars as glasses instead of cups. Im talking stacks of these fuckers

Kevin H Foley

10 dollar homie NHOR IS it garbage if every year at Christmas your grandparents would get drunk and get in a fight? My grandpa was 34 and my grandma was 19 when my father was conceived out of wedlock. Ever year at Christmas my grandparents would get drunk and my grandma would start a fight with my grandpa about how he had sex with her identical twin sister in 1948. My grandpa would always loudly proclaim that he thought he was having sex with my grandma “YOU’RE IDENTICAL” was always his defense, he would then turn to me and my other male cousins, wink and us and say “I knew it was her sister”

Saltines and bagged lettuce

Open stocking before presents or after presents? I always did 1 gift late Christmas eve night,then presents in the morning followed by the stocking

Steve Hexx

$10 bozo NHOR Is it garbage if your mom let you believe in Santa until 8th grade 😂

YourLostSocks

Given the boys 10ers since June 2021. How long is an acceptable amount of time to leave your bags with someone at the airport. My coworker left his stuff next to me and disappeared, the first 20 minutes I assumed he was taking a shit, now at 45 minutes I’m not sure.

Kippys Leftover Flatbread

How do you pronounce popcorn? Is it POP-CORN or PUP-CORN. (my mother says the latter lol)

The Spaghetti Bender

Is it trash to not put up a Christmas tree star because fuck dallas but instead put up a rotation of different toppers I.E if the eagles are good we have Saquon,Hurts, and Foles figures but if the eagles suck that year we just use a angel.

Joseph Gallo

$10 homie nhor isn’t garbage if you got hit by a car when you were 12 got a $20,000 settlement but the only thing you seen from it was $1500 and a 1978 el comino lol

Upper Decker

First time longtime, More of a discussion question, Was Buzz in home alone cool? Or a dork? Can’t tell.

James Sullivan

$10 homie NHOR. Not holiday related but AYG if you try and pay EZ pass fines with a visa gift card?

Cousin Vinny

Chicken Parm supporter here, Long time no read. My Aunt got my 10 y/o daughter $50 worth of scratch offs last year for Xmas

chase bixler

Is it trash if your family watches everyone open each gift one by one like they are on the witness stand

Tootie and the blowfish

Long time love the show went to a family Christmas and my wife’s dad just bought a brand new truck and smokes in lol I know it’s trashy but spending $60k to smoke in your car is wild

Droobie

Have you ever received a gift from a bartender?

Goldie

I saved Christmas with 7/11 charcoal

Droobie

You need me on the podcast my Family Is Trayashhhhhhhh

Mike Snowman

AYG if you get called out on JRE for doing the 9/9/9 challenge and also eating a cheesesteak? Merry Christmas! Love youse

Philip Masturzo

Is it garbage if you show up to the family Christmas party with a sixer of High Life pounders? I ment the buy regular size cans but my local beer stop knows I always got for the big can… How ya doin?!?

Evan Underwood

NHOR Is it garbage to leave in the middle of Christmas to go get roller dogs from 7/11 because you're hungry?

UpstateDirtball

Is it garbage to brag about how good you are at driving in the snow?

Money_Mark97

Is it garbage to drink all beverages with your pinky up? Twisted teas, straight liquor, water, AG1, all of it.

Matt

I might be too late for this one but I literally just thought of one for the first time!!! Is it trash if you or anyone you knew as a kid ever use to flip their eyelids out 😂😂😂 that shit use to freak me out

Uncle Leo

Is it garbage to take leftovers if someone else pays? Second part - is it garbage to also take someone else’s leftovers? I went to lunch with a friend and her boyfriend and she ended up picking up the check. Her boyfriend didn’t finish his sandwich (cut in half not touched) and he didn’t want to take it. I ate about half of my meal and got a box for it then took his sandwich too. I hate throwing away food. I did ask him and he said he didn’t mind but I still felt a little awkward about it since I didn’t pay.

Toilet Rug

"Door to door podcasting" is a full bit. 🤣 Go, Kip

Alex

First time long time. Are you garbage if you buy a Carvel Ice Cream cake for Christmas Dinner ? I’m a chef and work a crazy holiday schedule. I don’t like traditional holiday desserts (or most of my family). So I buy a Carvel cake so when I show up late (and high as fuck) I have something I enjoy

rochella

Is it garbage if you judge the people on the side of you at the bar for not eating their Za crust ?!!! Who the hell doesn't eat the za crust ?! Especially if its home made . Garbagio rookies if you ask me .

Gravy Seals

Premiere bozo here, never had one read. Are you garbage if you sell your old vhs porn collection on Facebook marketplace?

Chicken Parm Ciabatta

YB here (young bozo) need to throw this one to the elders, - What’s the cutoff date to grease your building personnel for Christmas? I was tied up during the holidays, so I figured I’d give it while saying ‘Happy New Year.’ But now it’s January 5th. How many more days do I got?