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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-06 16:36:14
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2026-01

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Hey Gang - Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

Jerry Ennett

Are you garbagio if your cholesterol is higher than your credit score?

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 glugger NHOR, is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat?

Jerry Ennett

Ever brush your teeth with your finger?

mooseknucklemark

How ya doin 10 dollar homie NHOR, are you garbage if you have to light your heater at a birds tailgate with a sterno because all the lighters are out

Gage Larobardiere

Long time bozo newish $10 homie never had one read, are you garbage if you think your car goes faster after getting it washed?

Rob L

$10 homie NHOR, IIG to keep a spray bottle of water by the toilet to spray skid marks off the side of the bowl?

Tyler

$10 homie never had one read - is it garbage if your father in law has ADP security signs in his yard but no security system or cameras?

rochella

Is it garbage that I bump the music in my company work truck on the way home? Its over an hour ride and it's got good bass 🤔🤷‍♀️

Rex

First time long time homie. Is it garbage to give a pre scratched winning lottery ticket as a tip? I was jammed up new years morning for a hotel tip, so I left a winning $10 ticket.

Eric

Hey $10 Brogie never ever ever had one read...I feel we all have the same if not similar reaction when the check engine light comes on...."ahh that could be anything"

Tooter McGavin

It’s it garbage to bring your takeout container from a restaurant into the bathroom of said restaurant before you leave?

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage for your 5 year old son to practicing his reading skills on his grandmas pack of cigarettes? 🚬

Philbo

10DHNHOR Is it garbage to have a personal ranking of dollar establishments? Mine is Dollar Tree, Dollar Store, Dollar General, Family Dollar

Hugh G. Reckson

AYG if your credit card ends up over limit because you’re a $10 homie? (This has happened multiple times)

Salgo

NHOR- Is it garbage to wash your hair in the kitchen sink? Growing up my mom would wash her hair in the kitchen sink if she didn’t have time for a full shower. Never thought anything of it until recently

Matiece

$10 homey here, never had one read: Is it garbage when paying a restaurant bill with a credit card, but tipping in cash, to write "CASH" on the tip line? I dont want servers to have to claim any "unnecessary" tips, but I want to indicate there was a cash tip in case some dirtbag swiped it before the server grabbed the booklet. P.S. Foley in his quarter zip looks like a guy who brings a turkey sandwich to the mayo clinic. NOTHING ON THAT! How ya doin'. Love yous guys! Come back to DFW soon please

LowRider561

$10 Soldier Long time listener NHOR; Is it garbage to be on your phone in the isle at the grocery store to make sure there's not a better deal somewhere else?

Chris Cavanaugh

$10 homie NHOR, is it garbage to upload a picture of you and the boys from a recent show on the Aura frame you bought your wife for Christmas using promo code garage?

Ryan Kevin

May have already been asked but is it garbage to give a winning lottery ticket as a Christmas gift?

Chris

First time long time. What brand of paper towels did you use growing up. Also which brand is garbage.

Gravy Seals

Hey fellas, $10 ration of shit here, NHOR. Are you garbage if you sell your vhs porn collection on Facebook Marketplace or Craigslist? Also, is it trash if your dad passed this collection on down to you? ✌️

Sicken Chandwiches

Is it garbage to have the TV on at the dinner table? Everytime we had dinner it was Seinfeld which would lead into The Simpsons. Ps I know the answer, but they are a part of the family.

CheazyE

$10 bozo, back again after auto pay got declined due to a maxed credit card. Is it garbage to I get court ordered to attend AA, but the AA handbook says “any 2 or more persons meeting for the sake of sobriety may consider themselves an AA group” so you make a group with your dad? Shout out New Horizons

Bert Fucks Dogs

Is taking shots at home trash? (Using souvenirs shot glasses)

Carlos Carta

First time long time. Are you garbage if your house growing up had those square foam ceilings just like a highschool

Harrisburg

You got any unfinished tattoos

Disaster Dynamics Media

$10 homie. NHOR (lying) I was the guy with the DXL suit and tags still on it during my virtual interview a few months ago. I was going to return the suit if I didn’t get the job. Update: I GOT THE JOB and now my family’s financial future is looking very nice. I’m sticking to my word and upgrading my subscription (once I get my head above water if you catch my drift). Love youse!

caitlyn

hey boys $10 dumb broad again, happy new year! is it garbage if instead of playing "Marco" "Polo" as kids my brother and i played "Red Robin" "Yum"?

Matt

Never had one read. Is it garbage if when you were younger did you or anyone you knew use to flip their eyelids out. Shit freaked me right the fuck out 😂😂

UnfunPete

$10 Canadian Homie, never had one read. Have you ever had your leftovers boxed up to go at a restaurant and then ended up eating them at the table before leaving?

Devon

Long time grassroots investor here, if you order a drink at a bar while you wait for your table, ayg if you continue drinking your drink while walking through the restaurant on the way to your table once it’s ready?

D to the H

Nh1r. Is it garbage if you do not trust people who do not have a plunger in the bathroom? We all need one eventually.

Queefer sunderland

10$ client of kippys heating and cooling never had one read. Are you garbage if you left your number for the waitress at BW3's after eating 40 wings because you thought it impressed her, news flash fellas it didn't work and the wings weren't great

Alyx Villalobos

$10 dollar homie here, NHOR. Is it garbage if when you go to the grocery store your first stop is the hot bar for some chicken tendies to eat while you shop? Bonus points in you slide the container behind the cereal boxes so you don’t have to pay.

GravyLeg

$10 home slice, NHOR, is it garbage to use the celophane off a pack of heaters to get jerkey out of your teeth? I was around 10 and my dad gave me the wrap off his pack of Winstons while we were at the swap meet so I could get the piece of beef jerkey out.

CrippledEagle86

HEY FOLEY!!!!! $10 Homie here, haven’t had one read before. Buying fireworks from a guy that would drive to PA and bring them back to Long Island. It’s garbage I know, but how garbage is it???

Fat Court Juror #4

What if now this is a big what if but what if you lose a bunch of weight but don’t workout so now you got a hank hill flat ass

Ron sevenz

10 dollar homie, never had one read this year! Is it garbage to gift someone something for secret Santa that you got for free because Amazon returned the money and said i can keep the item

Alexander Shizzlestein

Foley! IS it garbage to turn a cancer diagnosis into a bucket list threesome request? I watched your guys special in the ER getting tests run last year and waiting in shock for results. Thank you guys , the best Pod around Fuckers

The Angry Hippy

$10 homie never had one read but did have you guys see my garbage submission - are you garbage if you convert your 2010 Honda Odyssey into a camper conversion and drive to Charleston, SC because you heard Danny McBride lives here but have no other plans besides hoping to run into him and make it big???😂😂😂 big foley in NC vibes

Philbo

10DHNHOR ever responded to "you got a light?" With no but I got a match, your face and my ass

Ty Goodwill

15 dollar Ty (Canadian) first time question...... is it garbage to keep bringing up the things you used to have. Recently divorced. Like losing my house, my 2022 F150 all black lariat and everything I gave up to my ex? Lol

Tristen Cruz

$10 homie NOHR, from Tuddys tuberware? Are you garbage if you eat cough drops like a piece of candy if you can’t find any sweets in the house?

Riley B.

Are you garbage if you let your apartment reek because “there’s still room left in the trash bag” in your kitchen?

Matt M

Long time listener first time caller. Ever buy the same exact car twice?

Jordan

$10 soul sista, never had one read - is it garbage if you’ve beaten every single level in the game Candy Crush? 😅

mitchell

Longtime Longtime here, definitely have had one read…AYG if you are in the habit of leaving only bad reviews for places online? I have left one good review in my life and about 20 one star ones, and have even invoked a response from the owner of the establishment on multiple occasions? Thanks and keep on circling the wagons

evangrechis

10 dollar bozo, had 1 read gimme a break, is it garbage to love the feeling of not being showered for a few days? Something about knowing your next scalding hot showers gonna feel so good

Senor El Flamo

AYG, if your 4 year old daughter gets excited for The Boys, on Saturday and Sundays. "Dad, is this a new Garbage?!"

Kay Jay Peterman

What’s a classy/thrashy name for a disco/nightclub ? We had one called Wednesday night carnage

AYGeezy

LTHNHOR - is it garbage to wipe, fold, and then wipe again?

C.M. Hannigan

Is it Garbage to book your Wildwood vacation on your Wawa credit card?

jasontheryan

$10 lifer... Is garbage if you only mow your lawn when township sends you a letter?

Kay Jay Peterman

Is garbage to laugh so much my dad had to give me a extra shot of hemoglobin

Gearbox

$10 homie nhor - is it garbage to leave your groceries outside when it's cold out to save room in the refrigerator?

Travis

$10 Homie NHOR: is it garbage to have warning signs on your house? I.e beware of dog, cameras in use, no soliciting

Kay Jay Peterman

When toilet roll is installed should the toilet roll go over the top or under the roll ?

Marty

I’ve had one read. IIG (is it garbage) to be told that you are being cut out of the will?

Mitchell Vallejo

Hey boys. New 10$ homie, first time question. Is it garbage for a family to use the same Sam's club card together while shopping? As adults, I'm 36, sister is 30. And we meet up with my mom and we shop but pass the Sam's club card down the line as we check out like passing a joint. Thanks dudes.

Boots on the ground Aka.CJ

10 dollar bozo NHOR is it garbage to have work multiple different outdoor jobs then when I go in for a interview I tell them I’m pretty much a self contractor and lie about my position at said job my go to is I was the Forman. … Hasn’t backfired yet

Wolftail McGee

Are you garbage if you take off your sock to soak up a spill?

New England=New Rubbish

$10 baller had on read once. Is it garbage to start watching overseas football leagues to justify morning Coors Lights?

Patty O'Furniture

Do you leave your opened christmas gifts under the tree after christmas? How long until those need to get put away somewhere else?

Bugman’s Bagman

New UK homie - ‘ello! Is it garbage to drink a coffee while taking a dump?

junk_draw

10 dollar whatever. NHOR. Is it garbage to share one Chip Clip on multiple bags? I consider myself a responsible chip-owner, but I def feel like a bozo taking the safety off all those other bags just to get to my Cape Cods.

Panzer

$10 soul sister, had one read but it bombed. Anyway, is it garbage to stop for heaters when headed home to bury the dog? I was holding her in the passenger seat

Uncle Doob

Long time $10 homie. Is it garbage to play the "covid card" this late in the game, just get out of an event you don't want to go to. Like a wedding.

Eroy Smith

$10 shareholder NHOR. Are you garbage if you ever measured a $5 footlong?

Tom Anderson

Long term invester, NHOR. Eggnog after Christmas? Can't be classy.

Dan Flynndx

$10 pack of Garbage Pail Kippies. NHOR. Are you classy if your dad raised you to pass your gas either into the toilet and flush or in the garage like a gentleman away from the ladies?

Porkrollnottaylorham

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage when your mom catches you smoking in middle school, and instead of being upset, she starts making you light her heaters while she drove in the convertible because of the wind

Jennifer

$10 homie, never had one read - Is it garbage if your mom missed your brother college going away party because she got arrested for a bench warrant? She had an unplayed speeding ticket. 🤣

timeisaflatbreadcircle

$10 Homie For Sure Have Had One Read, what’s y’all’s opinion on workplace bathroom stall choice. I’m talking like normal 4 stall in like a row / hall situation. 3 normal 1 big stall at the end. Which stall do you take and when? I have a bozo of a coworker who constantly goes in the stall right next to me when they could go further and put more distance between us. I know youse guys have to have your own etiquette, please enlighten us all. Love youse!

BofaDeezNutz

Ever quit or get fired from a job and make a scene and say things like "this place will never survive without me!" Or. Ever revisit an old place of employment and try to tell the new guy how to do the job?

Paulie Walnuts

As an adult- have you ever scoffed at eating vegetables by calling them "rabbit food".

LaxCoach72

$10 homie, had one read, are you garbage if you take your wife and kids on a cruise for Christmas week because you have no interest in driving 8 hours to spend a week with extended family? They all think we are on vacation, but it is a chore to see both of our families - especially as children of divorce.

Dabathy Johanson

Is it garbage going to sporting events and supporting your team by just wearing your teams colours, not the official merch they sell. For example wearing a regular orange nike hoodie to a Flyers game. All that merch ir way overpriced anyways.

RiceaRoni

Do a top 10 list or similar nothing better than foley getting mad like kippy made the list

Penske Material

Have you ever kept a hotel room key as a souvenir?

James McCauley

Is it garbage to brush your teeth using your finger? 🤣

Steve Hexx

10$ garbage investee, NHOR is it garbage to be 29 financing your first car. And the only reason why you bought it is because it had murdered out tint. Didn't even test drive 😂. I might add that is it garbage to get a vehicle and then go get a 3rd party warranty because you realized there was a lot wrong with it

CTtrash

New homie never had one read, longtime fan. Are you garbage if you grew up next to a cemetery and a bar? I can still remember looking out my front window and seeing the bar staff smoking, with headstones in the background.

heretiltheend

20 dollar dirt bag. This sounds like bullshit but I swear on Lukie's Patookie it's just my life. Is it garbage if your ex (seven year relationship) is now a cast member on Real Housewives?

Johnnybones

$10 bozo never had one read. Are you garbage if you drive shitty cars because new ones feel too nice.? I sold my Lexus and drive shitty 20 year old cars because I didn't feel like I belonged in a luxury car.

Eric with a C

$10 homie NHOR, is it garbage to have a dedicated area in the kitchen for to go condiments and utensils? Love youse!

Melly Mel

Ever been an accessory to a liquor store heist? Slumber party in middle school, this girl convinced everyone stealing 4lokos from the liquor store down the street was a good idea. Couple hours later the owner is at the door (he knew the family of the girl having the party), we get taken down to the store to watch the tape, and the girl who stole the drinks was no where to be found. She made a swift exit down a ladder we set up to the 2nd floor balcony, originally intended to sneak people in. Never saw her again after that.

John V

NH1R Is it garbage to splash water on yourself while washing your hands to cover up a pee stain while finishing up in the bathroom?

Mister Gambini Alabama Yoot Law

10 allowance funder here. AYG if you have siblings with similar names. LOOKING AT YOU KIPPY - mom Denise and then uncle Den (Dennis?). Names like Daniel and Danielle.

Amber Crambie & Finch

10$ blowmie. Is it garbage to stay at a campground that had burned down due to forest fires?

Eric Parpart

Discussion topic- best sleepover as a kid activities, foods, games, etc. With everyone being different ages, think it would be fun topic to explore.

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. Ever use a tree stump as a jack stand?

Matt

$10 dollar frequent shopper, never had one read. Is it garbage to own memorabilia from a sports stadium? Turf from the field? A stadium seat? My dad bought me a crystal puck filled with melted ice from when the Penguins won the Stanley Cup.

Cody - Aberdeen Creative

Long time $10 homie and I might have had one or two read. But here’s a few more… AYG …. - if you have furniture with visible “letter” stickers you didn’t take off from the assembly of said furniture? - if there are certain clocks that after daylight savings you don’t change. you just decide to wait until the next daylight savings so they’re correct - if you’ve ever respond to a co-worker asking “how’s it goin?” with “same shit, different toilet” - if you think it was scalped potatoes not scalloped? - if you are so lazy that you take off your socks by backwards scoot scraping them on the carpet so you don’t have to bend over? - if never learned to tie your shoes with a single loop and still use the two bunny ears method? - if when you were a kid, you learned to gleek?

Michael Maximilian

$10 Duke of disgrazia here (NHOR) - how long is too long sifting through old change looking for one of those wheat pennies you thought would make you rich overnight?

Zdog69

$10 shareholder NHOR is it garbage to use toilet paper to wipe the skid marks off in the toilet bowl? It's gross but how do you hide evidence after a messy dump... Works well especially if you are not home and don't want to let your friends know what you did to their bathroom

Max A

$10 Wawa Goose Flock Leader here, never had one read. Youse ever been to a wedding where the officiant starts an E A G L E S EAGLES chant during the ceremony? My cousin got married in Avalon, shoutout to the Princeton, and the officiant started an Eagles chant about 5 minutes into the ceremony

C N

$10 lady homie Are you garage if your parents made you wear cotton balls in your ears as a kid when you went outside to play so you didn’t get an ear infection? (We did live in the middle of North Dakota so it was cold and windy as shit but still a tough look around friends)

Jaime Blancas

Where is the H. Foley " i don't know" "I dunno" shirt? He brings up a subject, Kevin's asking what do you mean? Big Man "i dunno" 🤣

Wei Zhong Xian No Fumes

$10 bozo here, first time long time. Is it garbage to use a little shampoo in your armpits after you wash your hair?

KrashoutKim

$10 trash monger, first time writing in! Are you garbage if you spray dry shampoo on your dirty socks just to get another day out of them? Doesn't happen often, but works in a pinch!

Cosmo Kessler

Is it garbage if you sell your truck and buy a ‘97 Jetta to save on gas, immediately plastidip the front two wheels, then go ahead and blow up the engine three weeks later on the GS Parkway?

Trash Bag Max

$10 gifted homie, never had one read, is it garbage to drive a murdered out Altima as an accountant? It’s tinted to shit, has a 12” woofer, and a Chinese bought wide body kit (I bought it that way after I crashed a different Altima). I get a lot of weird looks from clients.

Matthew Goodman

$10 bozo here, never had one read. My question doesn't start with a "are you garbage..." but the question is - "What color was the toilet water growing up?"

Rob

$10 trashman. From the wife: how u doing ur eggs?

100K Amex points

Is it garbage if the ice maker on the fridge broke so you bought a countertop ice maker and returned that bitch the day after the party, planning same move in a few weeks how ya doin

H. Hoagie

$10 yoohoo, never had one read. Is it garbage to have an electric fireplace sitting in your windowsill?

HFoleyCatheter

$20 dollar bozo NH1R. Is it garbage if you run out of gas in a McDonald’s drive thru, push your car to the gas station next door, then go back through the drive thru and order again?

Nate Schmidt

$10 gas station pizza homie for 2 years, never had one read - AYG if you listen to AYG every night to fall asleep?!

Foley's_Goodfellows_Briefs

Ever rip your underwear but not your pants? My brother once rode the Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point, and when the ride ended the waistband of his Beefy Hanes had unravelled from sheer G-force. Had to walk around the rest of the day in loose skivvies. Worst. Summer. Ever.

Arthur Digby Sellers

Youse ever had to boil pots of water and pour into the bath tub bc your water heater is broken?

Brendan Faulkner

10$ Homie, looking for an answer from the big man specifically, is it garbage to ask for a Christmas gift with the sole intention to give it as a Christmas gift to someone else. Jammed up but my girl wanted some shoes, so I asked santa(my mum) to buy them for me, not knowing they were for her

Kay Jay Peterman

Trashiest nickname .. lady I know is called Olympics … been married 5 times

Tuddy's debt collector

$20 homie here, NHOR. Is it garbage to take leftovers from a catered work event?

Brian

Is it garbage to fall asleep on a lazy river?

TheGreightWon

$10 Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to rent a uhaul on Christmas inorder to transport presents?

blackteewar

soul sistah $10 homie NHOR are you garbage if you had a baggy roof in your car? in high school the fabric on the ceiling of my tercel was pretty much hanging off. had to secure it with small band pins and the visor

Pierce Hughes

Is it garbage if your great grandma passes away and you’re grandpa refits her hearing aids to his ears so he can wear them “she only wore them for a year!”

Alejandro

$10homie, nhor is it garbage to use my neighbors welcome mats to wipe my feet as i make my way to my apt, for context i’m on the third floor and it’s a victimless crime

Foley Days

Where is paintball and bloody woods at? Ain’t much bonus content lately

StillAHistoryHyena

Merch suggestion - just make a tee shirt with the logo?

Squid the Kid

What is an acceptable tip to give your dog groomer? For my 13 pound dog it costs $110 to get a cut. And I feel like tipping 20% on top of that is boncos. I usually give $10. I give at least 20% on everything else like waiters and my own barber, but 20% for $110 on a 13 pound dog?

prisondentist

$10 Somali. It garbage that my daycare ripped off the government for 7 figures.

Wes

$10 homie, new to the patreon and excited to see you guys this Friday. Is it garbage to put frozen hot dogs under your pillow to defrost them to eat the next morning?

Foleys Martial Arts Gym

10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage to wear a BugMan tshirt to my work meeting....I am an exterminator. It killed, we also had the worst summer ever.

Chris Noonan

$10 Jersey Shore Whore - AYG if as a kid, your dad stole a dozen or so soup spoons from the Chinese buffet? We didn’t know it and when we went to leave he threw his coat around him to put it on and the spoons all came flying out of the coat pocket. The whole restaurant saw it but he still picked them all up and put them back in the same coat pocket and we left as a family. In his defense they are great for wonton soup. I still use them.

Foley’s Fart Collector

$10 Private Equity Investor (TM) NHOR. What’s the policy around farting in front of the in-laws. Let one rip over the holidays and didn’t know if I should own up or blame the dog. I saw the dad smell it and said nothing.

H8XWYF

Not a garbage question, but youse guys should start a line of merch for those of us with kids. Considering Kippy has a little garbage pail of his own now.

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone.

Dixon Tweenerlegs

Long time homie, NHOR, Bug man, help me settle an AYG debate. When eating grilled cheese and tomato soup, I put the soup in a large coffee cup. The broad says trash, I say it’s the ultimate bite and sip.

DC

Is it garbage to exclusively use paper towels as napkins ... even when you have dinner guests over? $10 home-et, never had one read.

ChickenSandwich

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to scroll your local jail roster to see if anyone you know got jammed up

Mark

$10 homie, NHOR. Ever had a 'Topix' thread about you?

T from the P

Long time homie here ! NHOR. -is it garbage if your uncle pours tequila into multiple 5 hour energy bottles & drinks them at family functions, so that they don't think you're drinking alcohol ? 😂😂😂

ThatDamnSasquatch

$10 homie never had one read: Is it garbage if your dad used to make you empty out Maxwell house tins filled to capacity with heater butts into grocery bags before putting them in the trash can? He would constantly put remnants of his ice waters into the tin so he could push them down in the can and make room for more, so the chances of the bags ripping from all the weight were always high. Love youse guys!

Foleys popped yoga ball

Long time putting the $10 hoe in homie, living in the burbs is it garbage to bring a beer or two when walking your dogs? He’s high energy so we’re usually out for an hour each time. Couple cold ones makes it fun for both of us

Shawn

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage if you call in to work because you don't have gas since your last $10 went to a podcast patreon subscription.

Aaron

You ever have family over and it turns into an ashtray/cigarette butt scavenger hunt during cleanup afterwards ? Family recently came over and decided to use the hideaway key holder as an ashtray. Extra points if the cigarette butts you find are newports

NycTony

$10 garbaggio investor - is it garbage to hoard antibiotics and prescriptions and then when you get the flu see if you have something to take before the doctor calls anything in?

Danny Zorc

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage if you get the flu from taking shorts/kills on a heater? Really ruined Christmas break....

ToonaBoyz814

$10 homie never had one read: Is it garbage if your family looked forward to the “CRANK IT UP” segments during NASCAR races? My dad would turn our old 90s home stereo system to full volume for it, then brag he has the loudest system on the block.

Uncle Duff

10$ Certified POS here. Nhor. Is it garbage to put your socks in the washer folded together? I fold them when I throw them in hamper and forget to unfold them when I dump the load into the washer. Inevitably they go in the dryer like that too and then they come out damp and I gotta rock soggy tootsies for the day. Lmk.

OnMeButNotInMe

$10 homie, long time first time, never had one read. Is it garbage to be Eskimo brothers with your sibling (younger brother) and for it to of happened in a 3some?

Chicken Parmaceuticals

10 buck low on luck homey, H1R, ayg if you were almost run over the ice cream truck and were given a free soft pretzel to buy your silence? It paired well with my Choco-Taco 🤣

Christine Ryan

Just wondering…would you rather fly first class anywhere in the world for life for free OR eat anywhere for life for free? (Just one person)

Chris

$20 homie here. Is it garbage to make your lady use the card with your name on it out of your wallet even though you guys have a shared account and finances just to make sure no one thinks she’s paying?

Lil Kippirinos real dad

never had one read just got it gifted for christmas is it trash for your 6 month old to get a .22 for Christmas it’s called the my first riffle. no i didn’t get it gramps did

VIK SOBTI

former $10 now $40 (NBD)....you base your fast food order based on condiment? Wingstop ranch is nuts...(big mac sauce, chic fil a, raisin canes, you get it)

Lance

$15 Canadian dirtbag here, have had one read (how ya doin). Is it garbage to have your feet pushing against the wall in front of you on a plane? Saw the person in front of me doing it upfront and thought of Foley.

MrFrench

$10 campaign supporter Ryan/Foley 2028 NHOR Is it garbage if everytime your dad bought a new car he would sell it 6 months later and then end up with a used volvo (4 or 5 times growing up) because we couldn’t afford the new car? Thanks for being the best morning commute entertainment of the last 2 decades.

DNasty69

$10 first time long time, never had one read. Is it garbage my buddy’s mom still holds a grudge against me for clogging her toilet the first time visiting their house? For context this happened freshman year of high school and we are currently 36 years old

Mr. Bevilaqua

10 buck chuck here. Is it garbage if your washing machine wont drain right, but instead of telling your landlord, you just siphon it with a hose like you're stealing gasoline?

William Pardee

Yall should do fan submitted garbage stories and have it be a contest like story of the month or year.

Travis

First time long time Are you a Toyotathon or Honda days family?

DrugzInATony

NHOR. Following up on the recent bit about voting for American Idol. When I was about 13 we went on a family vacation to Hawaii. We stayed at a hotel near the airport because of an early flight. That night was the season finale of American Idol and my dad got so upset with who won, that it completely ruined the night and almost the entire trip.

Jerry the roommate

Ayg if anyone in your car needs a tissue they’re getting a fast food napkin 100% of the time.

IGottaPushBackOnThatALittleBit

FTLT - NEVER had one read. Is it garbage to keep getting new credit cards every few years to get the 0% APR on transfer balance. Just keep moving it around....

7 Costanza

$10 homie. Had a couple read, no big deal. HYOAYK ever called the 1 800 number on the back of a food wrapper? My grandma would call the number on the back of the Twinkie wrapper on road trips, just to chat with the customer service rep.

Tom

New money homie here, NHOR: Are you garbage if you make a point to go run an errand when it's raining out because the car could really use a wash? P.S. Can you convert one month of the new money membership into more months of the garbaggio level, asking for a friend who is a little jammed up at the moment 😬

Kippys head honcho

NH1R is it trash you schedule my first vacation with my girlfriend to Tampa to see the boys!

James Sullivan

$10 homie NHOR. AYG if you try to pay EZ pass fines with a Visa gift card?

Joey Crawford

Have you ever been wiping your ass and just quit? It's seems like it's never gonna stop so you have to either jump in the shower or wet rag it...

Ray Greeko

Looooong time homie NHOR, is it garbage if the only movies I can recall watching with my father in their entirety, were shitty Steven Seagal movies? I’m talking the ones with DMX 😂 (cradle to the grave, and exit wounds) we loved them but I know most Seagal movies are giant pieces of shit.

Cody Gurnick

Yo! $10 homeboy here. Are you garbage if you keep a car seat in your car to have an excuse to leave stuff early? Kid I played baseball with in high school had one so he could leave practice early when he got bored. I asked him what his kids name was and he hits me with "I ain't got no fucking kid. That shits my exit."

Smashing Blumpkins

Is it garbage to take a picture of your odometer when a significant mileage is reached?

Willy B

Is it trash if your mom hides the credit card bills from your dad in the fireplace. Yup you guessed it. Divorced

Ya Motha

$10 bozo bitch NHOR!!!!!! My mother pulled her own tooth out with a pair of pliers. She may or may not have also removed a "tumor" from her knee. She still brags about it 30 years later. She is a friggin animal.

Carter

10$ homie never had one read, are you garbage if the only family picture you have together is in football jerseys and khakis at the park? The whole family had the matching Peyton Hillis jerseys #GoBrowns

Carter

10$ homie never had one read, yous ever get injured from a Christmas present? Younger cousin just got a skateboard for Christmas, went outside and immediately broke her wrist. Board is already returned

Uzeeavarr

$10 junior advisor to the Dempsey group, NHOR. I know we like milk with dinner, but how do we feel about coffee with non breakfast food? My brother thinks I’m insane for insisting that coffee goes hard with a burger.

yellowbirddd

AYG if you're not sure when is appropriate to take down the christmas tree? 🎄

mr. p

FTLT $10 monthly donation to help Foley get “back” on track; or maybe the slopes… Are you garbage if you pay $5 at a Devils game to charge your Mary Jane pen, desperate times call for poor financial decisions

El Jefe

First time writer, never had one read. $10 tug boat here. AYG if your lady is a solid 280 so you 69 that hoor while on top??

Upper Decker

NHOR What’s the trashiest way to light a burnie? I say stove burner.

Dan

$10 homie, never had one read. Not a question but when my son was 3 if he shit his diaper he would tell me he had a "hard fart." Home run 🤙

Chicken Parm Ciabatta

YB here (young bozo) need to throw this one to the elders, - What's the cutoff date to grease your building personnel for Christmas? I was tied up during the holidays, so l figured I'd give it while saying 'Happy New Year! But now it's January 5th. How many more days do I got?

J D

Is it Garbage to drink before noon? Even on vacation? Love [The Disguise] Foley!!!!

Dwangus Khan

10 dollar bugman, NHOR Is it garbage to only use the add 30 second button on the microwave when adding time? The only time I don’t is occasionally for defrost. Maybe they should have a +30 for defrost? Gotta get big microwave on the phone and make some moves.

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

10 bones brother... didn't never had one read. Is it garbage to announce "I'm going to make the food come" as an excuse when waiting for a meal at a restaurant and going outside to rip a heater because the wait is long. My dad would pull this move and usually when he got back the food was served and he was fresh off a heater and he would say "it worked again".

Nasty Nate AZ bozo

$10 Arizona Bozo here, new to the patreoné. Is it garbage to be almost 30 and still trying to make it in a band called TOYLIT, is it more garbage if I’m trying to use this as self promotion also?

Matt

Not sure if this has ever come up before… are you garbage if the introductions at your wedding (wedding party and the married couple) all come out to WWF theme songs with lights and props? Not my wedding but one I was a guest at. Honestly a great way to get the party started

TuddyAndTheJets

$5 foot soldier NHOR, Is it garbage if you don’t cut your grass in the hopes that a lawn care influencer will come cut it for you? In college me and my roomates got in a rent house and no one wanted to cough up the money or time for a lawnmower. We made it probably about 9 months into the lease before throwing in the towel and hiring a lawn care service. The grass never got too too bad but I don’t think the church next-door appreciated it.

JFlo

$10 investor here, never had one read. Is it garbage to pour milk into an empty bottle of chocolate syrup to get the rest of the sauce? Did this the other day and was drinking out of it like it was a Gatorade bottle. I’m 34 years old. Love youse.

flyinmonkey

$10 homie here NHOR Post holiday question. Is it garbage to show up to a holiday party with an already open bottle of wine. One of my relatives shows up to New Year's day lunch at my place and I noticed the bottle he brought was already uncorked. Of course I had to bust his balls and ask if that was an open bottle and he said "I only had one glass last night! It's mostly full!". To be fair it was a nice ($30) bottle.

Sausage Lover 9000

$10 sea creature, ever had one read. Yous ever keep a towel along the bottom of the front door to keep the cold air out? to save the heat in the house? Even worse did you keep it there when company comes over? We had this real fat brown towel we rolled up … we called it the worm.

AstoriaBagels

10DHNHOR is it garbage if you write an 8 by making two circles?

Fank Holey

Everyone asks Is it Garbage? But no one ever asks Why is Garbage?

New Guy Puke

$10 service industry slacker NHOR. Is it garbage to have more than separate checks in a drive through???

Richard C.

$10 contributor, is it garbage to put your head underwater in the hot tub?

Bud Weiser

$10 Homie since 2020, Never had one read. Is it garbage to tell girls at the bar that you invest in tech startups and independent media companies when in actuality you just are a patreon member for multiple podcasts

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie , had a few read... Is it garbage if your father in law used to date your friend's mom?

Peter

$10 donor to the Foley Fund. Are you garbage if you name your son Kevin Henry?

Captain Kush

$10 investor never had one read. Is it garbage that growing up starting probably around 7 or 8 when my dad would mow the field on the riding mower id have to listen for when the mower stopped look out into the field and if he was holding up his beer mug in the air I would have to run out there grab it run to the shop to top him off from the keg of Coors Light and run it back out to him?.....P.S I was taking nips off the top every time even though I hated the taste hahah.

Buttcheeks McGee

New $10 Q1 investor cuz sometimes the payment don’t go thru.. Ever accidentally ash on your sack while having a toilet heater? Also ever use the excuse “Naa he done see that great” to get out of a speeding ticket

Corndogmaniac

10 dollar bozo here. Girlfriend punched in the only open bar to get some late night drinks. Turned out to be a strip club.. tried ordering a PBR, got laughed at, went to the bathroom for a little snoot and the bathroom attendant wasn’t pleased.. got cornered into using the soap he was holding to wash my hands.. freaked out over a tip so I reached in my wallet only to find the 1$ bill I was snootin with.. gave it to him and left the building before getting into anymore trouble

Caleb N.

$5 Bozo, NHOR Is it garbage if when you were young, your dad would take you and your siblings out on the 4 wheeler to pick up cans on the side of the road to turn in to the scrap yard for a little extra cash?

Dr. Chalupacabra

This question is for FOLEY, Kevin Ryan and Luke may answer if he allows it: is it garbage to use a screw driver to make holes in your belt when it gets loose instead of buying a new one?

Droobie

Is there foil on any windows of your home

Dustin

Hey fellas, $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you get arrested and spend three days in jail for stealing $0.83 worth of candy out of the grocery store bulk bins? My first roommate smoked a phat blunt one night and decided to do a little grazing at the local grocer. He gets hungry while there, but we are obviously broke, so he thinks it’s a good idea to just grab a handful of the bulk bin candy that you weigh by the pound and snack on it. They bust his ass as he’s leaving and turns out to be $0.83 worth of candy. They prosecuted and unfortunately it was a Friday night. He had to sit his ass in jail until he could see the judge on Monday. He called me crying on Saturday night carrying on about how he wasn’t going to make it. I said, “mother fucker, if they giving you a phone for casuals you gonna be fine.” He was honestly more worried about what his family would think of him missing church on Sunday. Me and some buddies bailed him out on Monday and made a great story. Also, he was a big boy, prolly about 250 lbs. That fat, stoned bastard never stood a chance going into open-range candy territory after hitting the sticky icky. Love youse guys

Foley a Deux

$10 Shareholder NHOR AYG if your roommate was brought back to your house at 830 am after getting nabbed by a State Trooper for a DUI while in full leprechaun costume the morning after Halloween

Long Hair Extraordinaire

10 buck homie never had one read. Is it garbage to follow behind an ambulance going towards your destination cause you are running late?

Chip, Gloria’s right hand Jack in the Box man.

$10 Garbaggio right here! First time commenter, straight garbage…so here we go. Asking for or taking lingerie gifted to a lady friend post friendship…to regift to the next special lady friend.

Ballzak

10 hoagie, never had one. Are you garbage if your dad shaved your head in the drive way and is it also garbage, that after the haircut, he would blow the rest of the cut hair off my neck with his can of Freon. He would always say “hold your breath, you don’t wanna breathe this shit in”

Phil A

NHOR (im lyin) We adding water to the empty shampoo bottle and shaking it?

Drew Peabauls

$10 homie here, never had one read. Is it garbage if you thought it was classy to page your mom at the front counter of a Walmart when you lost her in the store? I use to think it was so slick even though my mom would be furious.

Bagged Milk

Is it garbage if you gotta miss the Toronto show because you got an impaired...while listening to AYG?

Patty’s Chili Water

$10 biggie bag, never had one read. Is it garbage if you keep the styrofoam tray meat comes on, wash it and save it to serve cookies on? My mom still does this.

Skidmark Clark

$10 chainman here. AYG if you’ve ever worn jeans and boxing gloves at the same time?

Austin

Fat doggy homie Is it trash if your mom would bring you to a doctor behind your dad’s back while you are also going to a doctor with your dad So you could have two different scripts of Ritalin early 90’s kid

Cholly Plumbs

Not a garage question but I’m trying to find the storage wars video and the tour of patty’s house- what section is that under?? Bonus?

Tits McGee

I forgot to pack a change of underwear in my gym bag. What’s the trashier move: Going commando to work or wearing the same sweaty undies? I don’t have time to go home and get a clean pair cause I’ve already been late too many times.

Eric

$10 Shareholder NHOR AYG if you stuff bar napkins in the pool table holes so you don’t have to pay for multiple games

Richard

$10 bozo, nhor Is it garbage if your parents bought you a Big Johnson t-shirt in middle school, then you wore said t-shirt to school, and got detention.

Lou Sasol

Foley, why the fuck are 30s so expensive? I’m gonna hang up and listen

Turlet won’t flush

$10 Foley’s bastard child here Is it garbage if you’re able to keep a hot tub through multiple divorces? My father in law has been rocking with the same one for 20+ years and refuses to give it up. It’s currently on the balcony of his girlfriends condo lol

NOTHING_on_that!

$10 foot soldier NHOR Is it garbage to leave the line when youre about to get baptized? My cousin decided that being a hoebag was the way to go. The staff was following her trying to get her back.....or cop a feel idk

AYG $10 Micro Enterprise Investor

$10 Canadian investor NHOR AYG if you have to mow your driveway? Its a concrete driveway but theres so many cracks with weeds coming up its easier to mow than use the weed whacker

Enrique De La Riva

1st time long time homie NHOR Is it Garbage to have only gone to football stadium to go watch Wrestlemania? Shout out to Levi Stadium for WM31 in 2015 & SoFi Stadium for WM39 (both nights) in 2023

Big O

Is it garbage to only shower once a day?

Bitter Bob

They should employ a Foley POS at Tuddy’s which basically identifies pieces of shit that worked in hospitality allegedly and yet don’t tip the deli people who serve them every day. Foley only was a waiter so he could eat other people’s leftovers over the trash can in the kitchen. Graduated from garbage to POS immediately

aunt tuddys big dirty milkers

10$ domestic investor n nhor , ayg if u found ur loan for ur boob job on Credit Karma ? Paid it off 6 mo early, how ya doin

Kylie B

$10 sista never had a question read! Is it garbage to throw up over the edge of the infinity pool at an all inclusive after a heavy day of boozin?

SteveHarveyOswald

FTNHOR Have either of you ever had an extended stay at a hotel/motel not related to business or vacation. If so why, how long?

Liam Welsh

10 Dolla Homie, never had one read - AYG if your mom’s now fiancé proposed to her at HIS kids graduation party. Bonus: I was inside getting a meatball sandwich when it happened and they had to redo the proposal.

Rollie Foley

NHOR(No big deal) Is it Garbage if growing up your dad picked you up from school but he always brought the dog with homemade leashes made from speaker wires, clothing iron wires, and so Ps he used to put my socks on the dog when it was cold outside

The garbage can

You ever drink a beer while on the toilet

Kenny Roger's Chicken

$10 Canadian homie - NHOR.. is it garbage if you've made a drinking game out of how many times Foley hits and/or shakes the table each episode?

Abbie Nelson

$20 bozette NHOR…. Is it garbage to eat during tubby time? 😂

Tyler Hanson

$10 homie First time long time never had one read...is it garbage to rinse ice off from one drink and use it for another. IE rinse my ice off from a cold brew and use it for a coca cola.

TheJuggerNut

Long time 10 dollar brozo NHOR. Does anyone else wipe there ass after taking a shower? Asking for a friend. Ps he wants to know if that's classy or trashy.

Henry’s Hemorrhoids

$10 bozo here, never had one read, Are you garbage if you and your friends tailgate in the hospital parking lot for the birth of your best friend’s first child. Preciate youse

AV

First time new homie here NHOR, AYG if your dad told you Santa isn’t real at a Walmart. We were by the tshirts and I told my dad “hey those are the shirts Santa got me” he said “Yeah! mom got those for you.” He started to back track but it was too late. I instantly bursted into tears and my older sister had to comfort me. My parents fought when I got home. PS: I was 6

Smirnoff blue cap

10$ bozo never wrote nuthin, are you garbage if you buy something to eat and use as your toilet. I’m a long haul trucker I bought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s I had no fridge in truck it melted, drank it and then used it as my road toilet for the day. Recycling is classy. Thanks for keeping me with some good listenin while drivin.

Shanelle Topp

$10 Canadian homie here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you’ve now had two of your AYG merch purchases returned to sender? I’m out the money for four shirts at this point and don’t have new merch to wear for when I fly in to see the boys in Toronto. Love youse! See ya soon! 💕

Trash since 81

$10 homie speaking. Is it garbage when you drive by scene with a huge police presence and say now’s a good time to rob a bank.

Pati-O

$10 soul sister nhor, is it garbage to smash bigger food crumbs into smaller crumbs with your foot when you’re vacuuming so you don’t have to bend over to pick them up?

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

$10 homie, have had one read (yeah it's on the resume). What is definitively trashier? Flavor of Love or Rock of Love??

18WheelMafia

10$ truck driver never had one read, is it garbage 🗑️ to brag about good hot deli food from gas stations?? I drive up and down in California and I have my go to’s on lock.

Asa Marsh

$10 divorced dad under 30, is it garbage to “lock” a window with some kind of stick?

Lou Sasol

Nobody cares about a shrek-off in England

Jerry Ennett

Is it garbage to weigh more than your credit card limit?

The Fatador

$10 ex-step-dad never had one read, is it garbage to wash your compression stockings while you take a shower

Trash money millionaire

Brand new Christmas money 10$ homie, definitely not had one read. Do you have anyone in your family that whole heartedly believes in the 5 second rule? My uncle honestly believes that the germs don’t have enough time to reach whatever has fallen. To be fair I’ve never seen him sick, the mans a Budweiser fueled machine.

Tuddy'sCutties

30 shekel homie NHOR is it garbage that my son drinks under the tap at school whenever he's thirsty? It dawned on me that he doesn't have a bottle to drink from at school, I asked how he's drinking water and he showed me, flows the tap water straight into his mouth. Now I'm throwing him apple juices cause I feel guilty.

Meatball150

AYG if you use metal utensils but paper plates?

AYGwillickers

Regular monthly garbage collector. Long time watcher. Has had one read before. Have you ever passed gas at a meet and greet? i was next in line to meet a musician I loved and farted so bad everyone behind me left the line

Peyton W

New homie, AYG if you’ve ever walked across hot coals?

Charf24

Newer 10 homie, love trying to push the show onto my other bozo friends. Is it garbage to name your car? I named my first car Neutrino, and it was a Ford focus station wagon, got me through student teaching. Thanks for putting on a great show boys!

Basechombs

$10 b’zo here is it garbage if your family left your graduation ceremony early to beat the traffic? P.s. so did I

Fitzmagic

First time long time. Are you garbage if you allow the wawa cashier to convince you on a sizzli after catching you blatantly eyeing them? Grabbed a coffee omw home from work at 6am and the cashier goes "you know if you grab one of those sizzli's you were eying and a hash brown its only $5 w the coffee." Easiest sell ever, shoutout sodium. Love yous.

2 smokes let’s go

Long time long time. What do you boys think about my new work lunch meal prep? I been eating a pb and J on pumpernickel (cause brown bread is healthy), with a few meat sticks (I buy a bag of em at Walmart). You get the sweet, the salty, and the savory all in one meal

Berks County Heater

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you fill a thermos with hotdogs, top off with boiling water, and take “to-go dogs” with you on 2+ hr long road trips?

zeej

Long time first time, new member of the army of garbage. Love the program. Are you garbage if you take a sip off the top of a jar of pickles when you crack the seal? And every time i go for a pickle. I’ve done this since i can remember. kosher dill claussen pickles come in a glass and are stored in the fridge. that cold hit of pickle juice will get you right.

Big man's little man

$10 Flemington Speedway Homie never had one read Are yous garbage if you did donuts in your parents backyard in your Ford Excursion (Big SUV) on Thanksgiving?

Lebron Messi

2 part question. When is the earliest time for a nice heater 🚬 and for Luke when is the earliest time for some of dank za 🍃?

TheDudeAbides

$10 kerntucky contributor here Is it garbage if my wife’s gift for her work Christmas party was a fake tree full of scratchers? She then said “oh and I’m puttin in for it too”

Victor Silva

$10 lil kippys diaper fund First time Is it garbage to go to your mothers house to eat and/or grab extra things to bring back to your Apt because im lazy (I live alone ) 😅

Sam H

10$ homie here, NHOR. Have you had a friend with a glass eye? My brother and I did growing up. One time at a local wrestling match in Albertville Alabama (yup), we had some kids trying to pick a fight with us. Our friend with a glass eye said “you think you’re tough?” And took his eye out with his fingers. Scared the kids shitless.

Mason

10$ homie ( 5-6 times resubbed… I’m jammed up) How many hygiene products can you keep in your car? Figured I can do just the mouthwash

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie - am I garbage that my second car (first car literally went down in flames) was from a company that no longer made vehicles for the US at the time? It was a 2001 Suzuki XL-7. I bought it off Craigslist in 2017. The belt squealed, the hood had no paint, but it had an aftermarket auto starter and only cost me $900

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 homie here. Never had one read. AYG if your aunt has been on the local news multiple times. Once there was a large wind storm coming and the reporter asked if she was going to take down or tie down the massive metal rooster in her yard. My aunt said “oh I haven’t thought about that” and the tagline under my aunt on tv was “____ hasn’t prepared”

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 homie Never had one read. Saw a lot of car stuff so far so figured I would share too. Am I garbage because I bought my first car on Craigslist? $1,000 Was a Mitsubishi Galant (I forget the year I think it was 2001), and the reason for me to get it was it had a sunroof and a 10 disc CD changer in the trunk. Damn transmission on the thing died within a year, errors of a young kid with cash.

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 bozo. Sorry about all the posts but just thought of this one. AYG if any time you take something to your kid you either take a bite of the food or sip of the drink and say “daddy tax” (he’s only 2)

Squidley Chudson

I broke my collarbone in half playing backyard football as a fat 12 year old. They had to cut me out of my XL Hooters shirt. RIP.

Beefaroni Blaster

I’ve been a $10 homie and never had one read. Is it garbage to leave your k-cup in the coffee maker. I feel like more often than not I’m finding someone else’s used one still left in the machine. It’s like WTF. Throw out your used one.

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Never had one read, is it garbage if you used something other than a basketball hoop to shoot hoops with, like a yard waste bin half filled with leaves you just raked up?

Ever Villa

$10 dollar homie here, never had one read, is it garbage if you exclusively buy plan b’s on Amazon? I have a buddy who buys 8 at a time and use them for different women

Byron

171 Rand South African Garbage Investor here. Are you garbage if you sign up to the Patreon and listen to AYG all day every day for 4 months straight to 'get your moneys worth'. I went back to the beginning and listened to it all, clearing the entire backlog. Seriously though, you two legends have been in my ears non-stop and its starting to show - my kids now say 'hachi machi' and my eldest threatened to 'tune up' a kid recently.

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie never had one read. AYG if you had a major life event at a fast food establishment? For example I popped the question to my lady at a Taco Bell. Can’t wait for the show tomorrow!!

BoofTrain

$10 bozo here. Are you garbage if you brag about how fast your friend can shotgun a beer?

Cory hardesty

$10 Homie have had 1 read (proud to be garbage). How many times thru out your life can you say "that's how they get ya" before it's officially garbage?

ImaFool4Gabbagool

$10 bug collector nhor, is it garbage that when you asked for A1 as a kid your dad insisted you could make the same thing at home by putting ketchup on your plate and mixing worcestershire sauce into it with your fork?

Big B

10$ homie nhor is it garbage to count plasma donations as part of your net worth 2026 got me jammed up

Tommy Heglin

Yo. Whats the trashiest “decommissioned” vehicle? It’s gotta be an old ambulance.

Kaptain Kardboard

Yous ever use a plug in weed wacker? Actually now that I think about it calling it a “weed wacker” is TRASSSSSH

Mayv 2

Is it garbage to not really shovel but let the salt do all the heavy lifting?

errocc

How trashy is it that my mom called me “big-boned” when I was actually just a fat kid. Love u mom

Foley's Lawyer

$10 Bozo never had one read. Is it garbage if you've been washing your Shower Curtain Liner for 3 years instead of replacing it? P.S. This would probably be an interesting question to ask the guests, how often do they replace their shower liner?

Anita Heeder

You ever get caught with a dryer sheet stuck on you somewhere? If so, when? Mine was the first date with my ex wife.

J Wash

Long time $10 homie NHOR. Here’s a question that may make the show: What was the last song that got stuck in your head? (That to me is an immediate indication if someone is trash or not.)

Newfoundland MICMAC's

Never ever had one read . Is it garbage to drive to local dump for fun to watch the animals. (Black bears, cats, sea gulls, moose, fishing hawks and eagels). For the last 20 years

CTtrash

$10 soul sister, never had in read. Is it garbage if your dad climbed in the well and dug it deeper? My mom and I also left him while he was doing that to go watch the annual town parade

Buttcheeks McGee

Yo just listening to the newest public ep my blind cousin didn’t know the guest (cuz he’s blind) but recognized Tommy’s laugh right away. Love youse stay trashy.

Tuddy's side piece

10 dollar homie NHOR... 2 parter.. 1. Are you garbage if you're only a $10 homie because you were gifted 3 months of AYG as a Xmas gift? (Here for a good time not a long time) Jammed up. 2. Ever tried to light a fart on fire?

Whaaaatmuuuurddderrrrs

Brand new $30 a quarter Dempsey group board member. Nhor is it garbage to see anything green on your plate and instantly say “well that’s pretty much a salad”?

Cam Cotham

Is it garbage to have the same portrait picture of you as a child in the background of your podcast- one small one under the YouTube trophy and another on the shelf in different sizes? It’s driving me NUTS. 🤣 love youse.

Pete Seidel

$10 bird - Never Had One!!!!!!? Is it garbage to look through your bag/bags of food immediately AT the window when you drive thru somewhere? It feels slightly uncomfortable but the amount of times they forget sauces.. it's worth it to me.

Shanelle Topp

$10 Canadian homie for the longest time, NHOR. Love youse, can’t wait for the Toronto show. Are you garbage if your priest was kicked out of one store and charged at another in the community for switching price tags and stealing at those stores. Any wonder I’m not a practicing catholic 🤣

Bug Man’s Lucky Cig

$5 West Virginia bozo, NHOR. Is it garbage if your 4 and 9 year old daughters give you their birthday money so you can buy them scratchers? They don’t except anything less than a $5 scratcher.

Honkin Guzunga’s

Love you long time 10$ hombre here NevereverHOR …. Is it garbage to set all your clocks 5 min fast ? I …my wife..kids… everyone knows what time it actually is so it doesn’t help me not be late …like ever… but still have to…always have

Gr8lambino

Ten dollar Homie from the 916. Is it garbage to think, money has changed Kippy after he switched over to the “fancy” yellow tape on the laptop.

Honkin Guzunga’s

10$ long time buzoe here NHOR for real ! Is it garbage to post an Ayg question when the power is out ? Currently jammed up power out in our entire county got the genny runnin tho so I could squeeze a quick ? In this week ! Ps already posted my weekly question then realized it was extra garbage cuz I did it with a genny runnin not even thru the grid ! Dedication ?

Brisket Brigade

$10 super bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage if I use DraftKings as a way to pay for the Patreon? Just hit a parlay after my card was declined earlier today, now we’re back baby. Hit big enough to take the wife out how ya doin

Dave The Barbarian

$10 hoagie crusher You ever meet somebody with a gin blossom nose?

LongHots69

$10 SEPTA enthusiast never had one read You ever bought ranch (or another condiment) at one restaurant to use with a meal from somewhere else? You’ve heard of the bang bang I call this one cross pollination

LongHots69

Is it garbage to give or receive a gun or ammunition as a gift?

Benjamin Hogg

Is it garbage to flash knuckle tattoos that you give bartenders at loud events? Ie: my last name is Hogg and Boss Hogg is the tattoo

Darian

Not a question…can we PLEASE release the garbage island/tommy pope episodes On Patreon without the cuts 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Scottyguns

Hi, long time horny never had one read one here . Is a garbage if you order a salad for lunch and also a chicken Parm meatball hero, etc. you eat the chicken Parm hero, etc. then throw the salad in the garbage just so you can tell your wife you brought a salad for lunch when she asked what you had.? I had an old boss who did this every day. I said why you buy a salad every day and throw it out. He said so I could tell my wife I bought a salad for lunch and not lie to her. Of course I don’t tell her about the chicken Parm or maple hero. Not to give Foley any ideas😂😂 p.s he died of a massive heart attack

Charles Cheese

$10 wawa soft pretzel, never had a question read working at a gas station, is it garbage to ask a customer to bum a heater after selling them the pack? hypothetically speaking of course

GustavoTheDog

10 pound gentlemen from England. Is it garbage if you run the tap after going to the bathroom but don’t wash your hands, you just run the tap in case anyone is listening. Bonus points if you use the dryer on your unwashed hands

Joey Maguire

FTLT $10 Garbage Pusha Man Is it garbage to pick up every piece of change you see laying on the ground, not because you're saving change, but because you wanna let the universe know that if it sees fit to drop a paper President along your path you're totally down to pick it up?

Joey Maguire

$10 neurolink, nhor. You ever let your 13 y/o son take the heat for crashing his brand new VR headset because "someone" got a virus on it from watching porn on said VR headset. Porn on a VR headset is incredible!

Bob

Tommy Pope was truly terrible. He ruined the show and is an absolute shit comic. What a jagg-off. F Tommy.

Tuddy'sCutties

$10 crackhead NHOR is it garbage to brush your teeth while youre droppin' a deuce? Time is money, baby

Herb Eaversmels

$10 bozo! NHOR (not lying). Is it garbage to open a Christmas card in front of your family and put the $20 right into your wallet? Got called out over the holidays for doing this move. Love Youse!

GregH

$10 dollar quack smacker here and first time poster. Is it garbage to gift an open bottle of bourbon? Me and my office mate talk bourbon all the time, so I got him a bottle of good bourbon for Christmas. I opened it and made a glass to "try it out" before I gave it to him .

Dunmessedup

New $10 dollar homie. Is it garbage to have the center of your 5/10 year plan revolve around an inheritance of a home or kaysh from a family member?

YousGotMy$5

Let's get Orry Lee Kennedy, Cornbread Cowboi, on the program. All about the southern 70's & 80's.

Andro

$10 homie. Is it garbage to have an uncle thats younger than you? Apologies if this has been covered, was jogging my memory recently and thought about a 5th Grade friend of mine who had an Uncle in 3rd Grade.

Dillon Engel

$20 dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to book the hotels at casinos when going on vacation? Im taking my fiance on vacation for her birthday and while looking for hotels in the area I found the casino offers the best prices (was even able to get the executive room with the cheaper rates)

Ibanez Trev

New $10 dollar beer bozo, NHOR. Is it garbage to twist the cap and take a haul off a sriracha bottle while waiting for my fasting window to close? Sometimes ya just need a little pick me up to get through the afternoon.

HeaterEater

$10 homie’s never had one read. Am I garbage for dumping a fresh-cooked meal straight into a big Tupperware and eating out of it just to avoid washing a bowl?

Shooby-Doo

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage if your Dad drives your older brother to another kid’s house so they can “settle it” in the front yard? I was in 1st grade, older brother was in 5th… the three of us boys mounted up in the Sequoia, ready to serve some justice. This kid’s mom, not a bad piece, opened their front door and I watched her look at my pops like an animal before shutting the door in his face. That Kyle was a real douche who did end up getting his, but looking back… pretty wild move by Dad. 🤣

Michael

Josie Marcellino sponsored dirtbag Genius or Garbage? Im dieting so I have been dipping fresh cucumbers in pickle juice for some extra flavor.

Taylor

$10 homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you dipped into what little bit of savings you have just to buy your kid the Lego Death Star for Christmas, knowing it might be their last year believing in the big man? & I ain’t talkin about foley -trav hit me. Shoutout to the boys can’t wait to see guys when you come back to VT

GearosPizzaParty

Is it garbage to have framed Geno's cheesteak wrappers as decoration

That1Detroitfan

Have had one read ...no big deal...is it garbage to bring a snack to bed every night. I have consistently brought crackers, salami, and cheese as a nighttime snack into bed for the last year. Needless to say the Wife ain't a fan of it!

DrugzInATony

$10 garbage vet. NHOR. Is it garbage to scratch a piece of furniture in a furniture store so you can point it out to the staff and ask for a discount on damaged goods?

All The Toast

$10 hydrator, Ever have an empty 2 liter as your designated water bottle?

Trash Can Pasta

$10 HNOR Please please PLEASE, put the unedited version of the most recent Tommy Pope episode on Pateron

Kurtis Halley

How often do you Shake hands with your left hand. My buddy is left-handed and still shakes with his right but you know he’s uncomfortable. Every time he shakes a hand with his right hand.

KippysBrunchMeatball

$10 brunch meatball, never had one read What do we have to do to get Foley on the next season of Traitors? Imagine The Big Man at a roundtable fending off accusations of being a murderer, or trying to sleuth out who the murderer is! It would be TV gold!

Cameronisonfire

Youse guys ever have to take a shit with full winter gear on?

Mary Kazen

OG Covid homie. Is it garbage if you drink milk while eating popcorn. I’ve lived it since I was young. Everyone says I’m nuts.

Destiny Johnston

$10 dollar soul sista, NHOR. Is it garbage to wedge a piece of cardboard in the window of your car to keep the window up instead of repairing the window? The back window on my 09 impala wont stay up so to avoid rain damage I wedged a piece of cardboard in between the window and the seal. It works but looks hella sketch. Love yall!

Matt

Are you garbage if 3 of your tires run out of air the same, and you use an airpump from 1997. P.S. I live in Alaska and it was -15. I tried to rip heaters in-between tires, but my hands got so cold I gave up. Also, I was drunk on 16oz coors, and I left a car door open all night. Little guy started right up!

Kyle Andreoli

Are you garbage if you drink Buschmosas?

Marcus Brooks

Sup boys, 10$ homie never had a question read. This is a little long winded. Have you ever passed out from a shot gun hit of the devil's lettuce. So we would start in the squat position with your back up against the wall. Then one of your boys/ hopefully a girl is around, blows the blunt in your face as you start to stand up. as soon as your up right they then push on your chest as you hold in the hit till you tap on the person's shoulder b4 passing out. Good times

J-Mart

$10 homeboy NHOR. Blowing your nose in the shower. Con: it's going directly into your hand. Pro: you'll never be able to clean up after any better.

Bozo McFatty

Never had one - Are you garbage if when growing up as a kid, when my Dad would see a cockroach in the house he would kill it by stepping on it with his bare foot? He would then force my brother and I to remove the squashed cockroach carcass from the carpet, and he wouldn't rinse or clean his foot afterwards

Fat Shisno

Kip. Joo get that jauwn I sent choo boys. Anyway. What's more garbage. Having a scrub daddy that use to be white and now is black? Or adopting stray cats to the point your on the verge of eviction. Uhh asking for a friend .. yaaa a friend....

Uncle Buck Hunter

$10 Trashbag, never had one read, 2 parter here. Is it garbage if you install a urinal in your garage so you don't track oil and dirt into the house when you're working on your car? Is it extra trashy if the urinal is right next to your beer fridge so you can grab a little road soda while you pee? There's a splash guard!

AvoidTheNoid

$10 dollar homie here never had one read. Is it trashy that the “bathroom” my dad bragged about installing in the barn was really just a funnel jammed through a hole in the wall than drained right outside the barn? Garbage or innovation what do we think.

HalfCarpet

$10 dirtbag never had one read, Are you garbage if growing up, every morning you’d get in the car with your mom and dad to go fill up the extra large 100oz. Mugs with soda? My dads had a Mountain Dew logo on it, and my moms had the gas stations logo on it. If you’re not sure what this is, just look up how large a 100oz. Mug really is.

Colby Ward

$10 homie FTLT Were you a star (*) 67 kid growing up or star 69?

RollYourOwnHeaters

10 dollar home here nh1r. Is it garbage if you've kept your patreon for AYG going just hoping for an update on TNT amusement?

Rob Baszner

New.$10 homie. Is it garbage to buy discounted holiday candy? ie Candy Canes in January

All The Toast

$10 Kraft sing-ee snacker, Do you say grilled cheese sandwich or toasted cheese sandwich?

Josh Brown

$10 Never had one read. Are you garbage if you get a DUI, loose your license and have your mom drive you around to deliver pizzas?

NycTony

Is it garbage if you cancel your cable and all your streaming services and only watch are you garbage episodes?

D to the H

You guys need to bring in comedian Charlie Berens. One of twelve kids from Wisconsin. Gold material boys.

2LeftTuddies

Heyyy - $10 homegirl. NHOR. Is it Garbage™ to do a home renovation or DIY project half-way because the other half won't ever be seen? For example, applying wallpaper in a bedroom only to the parts of the wall that aren't covered by the bed (I'll never move my bed so why would I put wallpaper behind it?); or, painting your baseboards for a refresh, but only doing the parts not covered by the couch or the entertainment center.

PottedMeatOnCrackers

New $5 homie. Is it garbage if you and your brother used to fight over who got to blow into the breathalyzer to start the car when your mom would take you to practice?

Foley’s Ozempic Burps

Hey, gang! Long time bozo, first time question asker. Is it garbage if you workout at the same gym as your probation officer?

Brian Deschamps

Hey Foley & Kevin, Love the show — long time listener, first time admitting my childhood trauma was sponsored by Molson Canadian. When I was 8, my dad took me and my brother on an ice fishing trip. Just the boys. Real wholesome Canadian stuff. Except my dad had a few too many Molson Canadians and decided to drive a dune buggy… on ice… with his two young sons… and promptly drove it into a tree. Miraculously, no one was injured. When I got home and told my mom what happened, she calmly decided that ice fishing was no longer part of my life. To this day, I have never been ice fishing again. Not because I don’t like the cold — but because my mom permanently shut it down after a Molson-fueled near-death experience. Is my dad garbage for drinking and driving a dune buggy into a tree? Am I garbage for casually reporting it like a weather update? Or is this just elite Canadian childhood behavior?

Brian Deschamps

Hey Foley & Kevin, Big fan, longtime homie, first-time garbage applicant. For Christmas, I thought I was doing something wholesome and classy — I bought my dad Ancestry DNA so he could learn more about our family history. Instead, the man logged in and immediately discovered he has a brother no one knew about. No cool Ellis Island story. No ancient bloodline. Just “Surprise! Your dad got around.” I paid money. Wrapped it. Put a bow on it. Handed my father proof of infidelity and a brand-new sibling. Am I garbage for accidentally unearthing family secrets and ruining Christmas dinner forever? Love youse, Stacy

Patrick Harris

$10 homie NHOR - is it garbage to pay your bar tab with a Buy Now Pay Later app?

2 Mendys

What does it sound like when you say Louisville & Nashville?...are they the same or different?

LemonWitLime

$10 LGBTAYG NHOR -is it garbage to buy a 150Lb draw-weight crossbow on amazon when you were 16 cuz you really liked the walking dead…

Big baby

First time short time, joined 3 minutes ago to ask this question. AYG if you and your wife ordered takeout, and you get offended when the restaurant gave you 4 sets of plastic ware when you only ordered for 2 people? I don’t appreciate their assumption that this is food for 4 people.

Antonio Luna

Used a truck stop shower without being a trucker?

All The Toast

$10 Man of the World, Ever been called out by a drive thru employee for having another fast food joint’s bag in the front seat? I was grabbing myself a pair of McChickens after picking up the Panda Express my wife was craving. The guy in the window said “Dang, you hittin’ Arby’s or BK next?” (Those being the other spots nearby)

Hung like a Walrus

$10 trashcan NHOR- is it garbage to come home drunk, eat all of the dinner prepped for the next day, flood the house by accident, and ask pops for couple bucks on some beers after he comes home? LOVE YOUSE GANG

Uncle cousin

10 dollar Kentucky gentleman NHOR Is it trash to not go through the drive through when someone goes in to drop a deuce. Ps One time my dad went in a White Castle didn’t make it to the toilet In time. the next time we drove by they were demolishing the building.

Marcus Brooks

Sup Boyz, is it garbage if your plug is ALSO your mom's plug

Sarah Thiel

AYG if you love competition shows. Could be about baking, wood carving or survival like Alone anything in between and I’m tuning in. Love the corny puns and sappy backstories

Cole

10 dolla holla first time caller long time listener here fellas. AYG if you put food and/ or groceries in your garage or back porch in the winter to keep it refrigerated. (Bonus points for chucking the whole crock pot out there)

Theo Hershey

Man I've been begging for a Shaner episode for so long I'm gonna start schilling Luke's boys and start asking for a Thing episode.

Luke Schutt

What happened to the paintball tournament boys?? Are you dipping us like cookies and milk??

Fritz

10 dollar homie Fritz here! I've had a couple read, no big deal. But, is it garbage to bring a ROTO to the company Christmas party as your white elephant gift?? Definitely happened last night at ours! Love youse guys!

Bingo Bango

Here’s one for you boys long ass time homey nhor..taking to the Pizza Pops themselves is it trashy or classy to put the extra herb toppings in your hand first before putting them on the pizza to make sure even distribution of all said extras seasoning toppings on a pizza

Long Hair Extraordinaire

10 buck homie NHOR Is it garbage to follow behind an ambulance going towards your destination cause you are running late?

ItsOpossomO’clock

5 dollar bother Haven’t had a question read? Is it garbage to grab spaghetti noodles with your hand.? I’m 28 and got the first time seen noodles being picked up with one of the spiky spoon things a few months ago at my girlfriend’s house.

Sweetandsexysauce

10 dolla bonebag, never had a question read, current active recruiter for the army of garbage Are you garbage if you don’t take off your shoes until it’s time to go to bed?

DL

ayg if you won’t buy ‘win for life’ scratch offs because if you win, you think they will kill you to avoid paying you?

Izaiah Ward

10 dollar queer is it garbage to fart next to a man in a urinal

Joelle

20 dolla holla, NHOR. Just became a first time mom, is it garbage to want AYG baby merch? "I have trash trash trash parents" "Coupla two, tree bop bops"(bottles) "World's littlest bozo/homie" etc..

Spitfire542

1000 cent homie never had one read, ayg if you were too lazy to walk across the hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you peed in a can then the next morning drink out of it because you thought it was your morning mountain dew

Catplark

On the night shift with my 2 week old son. Is it garbage to get ihop delivered at 3am?

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie (gifted from the bird for Christmas 2 years running) Am I garbage for buying the fancy gold colored silverware-from Amazon-for our wedding and then turning it around and selling it to another couple the day after the wedding for a profit. Did this with the welcome board and coolers too

Uncle Hanks nephew

Brand new $10 homie here! Never asked a question!! Is it garbage if your parents used your name and social to get the power turned on in a new apartment? Asking for a friend!!

Justin Smith

Philly soft pretzels I just saw someone put the mustard on the bottom and eat it upside down The bottom is flat a better surface to mustard ratio Blew my mind Philly soft pretzels are traaaaassshhhhh

Benny

Is it garbage to mute commercials and look at your phone, just because “that’s how they get ya”?

Jdub10

$10 dollar home here, is it garbage to have a bar cart that’s net up nice, but every bottle has maybe a drink left in it and you’re too broke to replenish

Damuffnman

10$ dollar dirtbag first time comment never had one read : Is it garbage too work on a tight 10 , 10min after finding your fathers body , Damn those Mondays after holiday breaks are killers. Rip 1/5/2026

Kristine Snyder

$10 homie never had one read... just spent the last several months binge listening to every episode of AYG for 8hrs a day (from EP 1 and including all patreons too!)...is it garbage to get into an all out fight with a very close friend because you won't tell them about a Chicken Sandwiches situation and they aren't a homie 🤷🤷

Pete Seidel

$10 long time bird - never had one! Is it garbage to take pills with coffee? Iced feels okay.. hot feels insane 🤣 thoughts?

O.J.'s Wife's Boyfriend

$10 Hoagie NHOR - are you garbage if you brag about what celebrities you share a birthday with?

Denise

$10 homegirl NHOR. Who else use to call it “butt fucking” when you lit a fresh cigarette with the butt of an almost done one.

Jenzie

$10 homette NHOR. Is it garbage to only drink out of a used Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee cup? I refill it w water all day and have about 6 auxiliary cups in my backseat. I bring an empty one to my corporate office job and refill as well. My family keeps trying to buy me fancy water bottles but nothing drinks as good! Try it.

AvoidTheNoid

$10 homie here NHOR like my money ain’t green. When you go to a restaurant and get sat at a real jammed up wobbly table. Is it garbage to grab a stack of napkins or coasters and stuff them under the leg of the table to “fix” the problem?

FatTittyToots

10$ bozo nhor is it garbage to have the best cookies at the family functions and their just Keebler fudge stripes but everyone thinks they’re homemade🤔🤔

Harry Potter’s Uncle

You ever try to modify name-brand salsa with your own accoutrements? Secondary question, is it brand-name or name-brand?

Not H Foley’s burner account

$10 homie NHOR Question for Bugman. Is it garbage to hide a collectible action figure in target so that I can come back for it in a few hours after my Uber Eats tips hit?

Driveinmoviesonthegarage

$10 Dirtbag…Had one read (how ya doin) Is it garbage if you have your entire arm hanging out of the car on a winter day?

neverhadoneread

$10 dirtball - never had one read! Is it garbage if your best family photo was taken at your grandpa's wake?

Active Shooter McGavin

What’s the classier way to carry 3 beer bottles in one hand. Do you wrap your fingers around the necks or hold the 3 bottoms of the bottle, palms up?

Andrew McDonald

$10 homie - never had one read. You ever wake up in the morning after sleeping over at your aunt and uncle’s and you can’t find anyone for a few hours?

TnastY

$10 homie-NHOR, have you ever had to use a picnic sized (beer) cooler for a laundry basket because your wife has all of her clean clothes in the actual laundry baskets. I'm jammed up over here with a broom closet for my clothes, she has a walk-in. Love youse!

Foley Ordered that Chicken

$10 Bozo Never Had one, Yall ever woke up so hung over, you drove all the way to the refinery and forgot your boots on the back porch. Had to work the whole day in rubber boots with no socks in August in Texas cuz I was too broke to miss a day of pay

Ballzak

$10 homie ain’t never had shit. Is it garbage to refill your vodka shooter bottles back up from your handle of vodka?