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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-14 16:08:59
Imported:
2026-01

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

CrippledEagle86

HEY FOLEY!!!!! $10 Homie here, haven’t had one read before. Is it garbage to enjoy a cold drink while on the commode?

rochella

Is it garbage to use the hand dryers in a public bathroom ?

Michael Clark

Ever put tape on a light switch?

Kevin

AYG if you might see the boys back to back when they come to my town, solo? I already got night 1 but I fuckin love you boys

Dark Mike Bibby

FTLT , Before wiping, are you a folder or a scruncher?

Wei Zhong Xian No Fumes

First time long time, ever used shampoo in your armpits after you washed your hair?

mitchell

$17.50 Canadian Homie here, exchange rate is killing me, have had one read: AYG if as a kid your parents go through drive thru with you and your sister in back seat and they don’t get you and your sister anything? - happened alllllll the time as kids

Fluffhead

Is it garbage if multiple generations of your family have appeared on game shows? I’m talking individually not family feud.

100K Amex points

Is it garbage to purposely wait till super close to closing time at the pizza joint to get a slice hoping they’ll just give you the rest of the slices

TuddyFick

Enough screwin around!! Let Foley do a live in-studio concert or at least a full rendition of the illusive B-side track known as ”Sunny Days”

Tuddy's Protégé

AYG if you consider the throwing of foods off your deck and into the woods "composting"?

VIK SOBTI

FTLT $40 NBD...came up recently...you mixing in Liquid IV to the Vodka cuz you think it rehydrates you as you deplete?

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 Firehorse I have had one read and told the boys about Old Bay at Wawa I'm jammed up and been paying for the Patreon using AmEx points

Patty O'Furniture

I wrote a check for a wedding gift but forgot to sign it. The bride reached out a couple weeks later and said the bank wouldn't let them deposit it bc it wasn't signed so we had to Zelle them the gift instead. Problem was i forgot how much we gave as a gift. Is it garbage to ask them how much the check was for so I don't accidentally send less than the original check amount? Or do I just play it safe and overshoot it?

Phil A

$10 investor. NHOR (lying) Boys are we adding water to shampoo and shaking it?

Jalyn

Long time Homies since 2021. I had a question read during the Toby era. You guys got me through grad school. Love youse guys! My question is: is it garbage if you go to bed with dirty feet but you put socks on to keep your sheets are clean?

PakRat

10$ homie who has had one read. What is the gentleman move when come upon a freshly mopped floor. I feel you should stay as close to the wall as possible and use as few steps as necessary

Meatball Shorty

Is buffalo anything other than wings garbage?

Reggie

Youse ever tackle a dog? Chop blocked a retriever at the park near my house because it was off leash sprinting straight at my 2 year old. Almost hit the Ray Lewis dance afterwards.

Rolly Foley Olley

$10 basura… Is it garbage that me and my wife throw shade at each other by saying “Is it garbage…” and then describing what the other is doing?

Devin Lopez

Is it garbage I hit for a good amount of money on a NFL parlay and used some of the money I won to book my flight to Cancun next month for a wedding?

Uncle cousin

10 buck Kentucky gentlemen here NHOR Is it trash to not go through the drive through when someone goes in to take a dump Ps we dropped my dad off to do this at a White Castle. Didn’t make it to the toilet in time. Next time we drove by they were demolishing the building.

Not H Foley’s burner account

10$ homie never had one read. Question for Bugman. Is it garbage to hide a collectible action figure within target so you can come back in a few hours and buy it when your Uber Eats tips hit?

Patty O'Furniture

Do you say "this is where the magic happens" when referring to your bedroom on a house tour?

Matiece

$10 piece of shit here, how ya doin' Is it garbage to bite out the filter when smoking light heaters?

Riley B.

Are you garbage if you have fake animals in your yard (for example, fake deer)? When I was a kid and we would drive by it, my dad would always shout “LOOK! DEER!”

Jonathon Stokes

$10 homie! NHOR, AYG if your wife cheats on you and leaves you and the only way you don’t off yourself is by binging all the Patreon eps? Love youse guys for real!

Bryon Rompa

$10 homie I’ve had 1 read and now im addicted. Are You Garbage if you leave your trash cans at the end of the driveway all week and then take your trash from the house down there on trash day. It’s cold up here in Michigan.

Trash Bag Max

$10 gifted homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you steal every other beer at a NFL game? I know they are still making money, I’m still paying for some, and $18 for a single Coors light is insane.

Eric

$10 Brogie here NHOR what is your reaction when the check engine light comes on? I feel most of us go to "Ah that could be anything"

Zack Alfred

10$ to make ya holla, never had one read Ya garbage if you put your sodas in the same drawer as the meat in your fridge cuz it's the coldest spot??? Need those cans screaming cold!

The Peanut Butter Man

$10 homie. Ever waited until after midnight to close out your tab so your direct deposit would clear first?

Rob L

$10 homie NHOR, IIG to dunk pretzels in mustard?

Big Jerm

Ayg 10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Matthew Smith

$10 homie - Is it garbage if you fold your laundry while it’s still inside out?

Gearbox

$10 homie, nhor. Is it garbage to have a substantial meal in your car after picking it up? I'm talking Chinese takeout or half a pizza in your driver's seat during lunch break.

VinceBarile11

$10 bug here FTLT never had one read Are you garbage if you refer to certain pairs of sweatpants as your “nice sweatpants”

Foleys Tumor

10$ homie loved you guys in the met, is it garbage to say f the weather warnings after your guys show and end up doing 30 then out all of the poconos

Gunnar M

10 dollar homie here. Already had 3 read....no big deal. Ever bring your own sheets to a hotel? Growing up my parents couldn't afford anything besides the cheapest hotels but they didn't trust the cleanliness. So we had "travel sheets". When we got to the hotel we'd strip the bedding off, throw it in the corner and remake the bed with our home sheets. Only took about 3 minutes.

Gene Parmesan

$500 homie, new tier. How many empty toilet rolls in the trash is garbage

Burgerwolf69

Do the boys ever get Casey’s pizza while on the road in the Midwest been curious for a while love yous

ItsOpossomO’clock

5 dollar broad Is it garbage to grab spaghetti with your hand. I’m 28 and never seen one of the spiky noodle scoops until having dinner at my current Girlfriends parents house about 2 years ago.

Elias Rosner

Hey guys, are you garbage if whenever your girlfriend and ex wife get together they both end up making fun of you like two veterans from opposite sides of a war getting together for a drink 20 years later?

Bestpalkippy

Long time 10 dollar homie. NHOR. Is it garbage to take the doors off your bedroom closet to make it easier to use? for reference it is the style closet with two sliding doors. So one side always is closed. I've Done this in my kids rooms , so they can get right in. and now we have a guinea pig cage at the bottom of on of them. You're right, im trash.

Brian Culp

FTLT Is it garbage that your buddys life story is so trash he has had his question read at 3 live shows! (The stripper mom!!)

Cinnamon Babka

$10 bozo from the burbs. NHOR. When you’re shaving, do you go beard first and leave the moustache, or moustache first leave the beard?

Bo Nasty

$10 dirtbag, never had one read. Is it garbage to burn everything in my back yard instead of disposing of it properly? I live in a busy residential area, so it definitely gets noticed 😂

Fat Shisno

5$ bus dweller here. I got into a huge argument with my wife over this. What is the proper way to fold pants. Front view fold or side view fold. Like do you look at your pants from the front and fold in half then fold the legs up, or do you grab the button and the back loop so it's a side view then fold the legs up. My wife says side view that way it puts the crease in the front of the legs. I say balled up on top of the dresser is fine.

Josh Stephens

$10 homie here NHOR Is it garbage if you clear out a storage room in your house, and what parts of the contents that couldn’t be burnt, you bury on your property

Oregon Alex

10 dollar west coast homie.. Is it garbage that my whole life Ive said "it's not litering if it's food" when tossing certain things out the car window

Nick Illig

10 dollhair homie nhor, AYG if you have non-veteran family members that go to the American Legion for cheap beers?

Doctor Fantana

$10 Fat Court Jurror. Is it garbage to insert "The" in front of trashy chain restaurants? For example, The Olive Garden, The Applebees, etc.

John Flannery

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to get fired from the same company that your dad also works for 6.5 days into the job? Your piss test came back clean, but the hair sample they sent out got banged for weed. HR called you during your lunch break with your new coworkers at Chili’s. Needless to say, I took the fajitas to go.

O.J.'s Wife's Boyfriend

$10 hoagie NHOR - is it garbage if the only inheritance you got from your grandma passing was 3 beanie babies from her collection? They weren't collectables worth any money, just run of the mill stuffed animals

Michael Maximilian

$10 sultan of leachate - Not really a question but one time at a family party my uncle invited one of his buddies from work (work being running a couple of hot dog carts setup in front of Home Depot in the greater NYC area - shout out Fast Franks) to come over. He didn’t really talk to anyone and was smoking heaters the whole time. At one point he came over to me and my brother and said “you guys look old enough now- you ever need to scam BINGO, tell your uncle to give me a call” - we were 13 and 14 at the time. I’m 37 now. Never saw the guy again.

O.J.'s Wife's Boyfriend

Are you garbage if you brag about what celebrities you share a birthday with

Brett Jelinek

10$ homie please read so I can tell my wife it's trash! If you have MULTIPLE sandwiches you toggle between at a sandwich shop, do you get the SAME toppings, no matter what the sub is? Example: my wife will put the same topping ( onions, pickles, olives, spinach, mayo ) on a cold Italian and a meatball sub.

Lou Sassel

$10 day trader here HHOR. Are you garbage if you put your hand or forehead on the wall every time you pee at a urinal?

RamenNoodleHomie

$20 to $10 homie! Is this garbage?? Had $20 Patreon subscription on the credit card but somehow it maxed out. Now I’m a more responsible $10 on the debit card homie.

Big Daddy Sexo

Ever use a curb in a parking lot like a balancing beam?

Cameron Rauch

10$ trash can. never had one read. Is it garbage if yer ma asks you to go wait in the hallway during a parent teacher conference and proceeds to verbally assault the teacher? Fellas, the "LETS GO" I got when she came out the room.........ooooooweeeee. she even burned a heater on the drive home. Shout out Nancy🧡

Berks County Heater

$10 home never had one read. Are you garbage if you mix a big glob of ketchup and mustard together to dip hotdogs in. No buns on the dogs, just cut up into pieces on a plate

Josh Stephens

$10 homie here NHOR is it garbage if you use exclusively paper towels off the roll as napkins at your gas opposed to using folded napkins or reusable cloth ones

Lyle

$10 garbage ambassador — as someone from the West coast, I have to point out how trashy “Down the shore” is compared to “Down at the shore”

Tom Muscarello

Are you garbage if you put a $20 into the tip jar at an open bar for your first drink, then remind the bartender you "already tipped heavy" every time you get a refill?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

Long time listener, new 10 dollar homeslice, never had one read Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it immediately when you get home 15 minutes later cause “you’re stomach has settled” Love youse

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 Contributor to the XXXL diaper fund - Am I garbage if the only thing passed down to me when my dad passed away was his plumbing tools, a case of bud light lime and allagash (if you know you know), and his debt. Additionally, He was a disorganized plumber and died suddenly so I actually had to go to a couple of the jobs he was working on and chase down the folks for the cash owed

yellowbirddd

Yo Kippy check this out: []D [] []V[] []D please do an episode about beef and beer memories!

Dan Plows

REACH NIGHT: When my uncles were kids in the 70s, on grocery night, they would steal those mini plastic NFL helmets out of the coin machines by "reaching" up through the opening. They eventually collected all the teams and would place the helmets of the 2 teams playing on top of the TV while the game was on. Long live Reach Night!

Fat Iron Building

Nhor. First thing I do at a breakfast buffet is get some vanilla ice cream. Eat like a bozo. Dessert is using that melted ice cream as milk for cereal. Apple jacks is the best.

Connor

10 buck chuck here, NHOR. Is it garbage to clap for the pilot when the plane lands? I fly in coach btw

Eric B

Long time homie here, had a few read before (yes I'm bragging). Is it garbage to have a zyn in during church? I take it out for communion of course

Lauren

Classy or Trashy : Kitchen cabinets decorated to look like gift wrapping for Christmas?

DR. GOY rogan.

Long time listener first time bozo Am I basura? For eating peanut butter before work so my breath doesn't smell like booze?

Natan Cohen

$10 homie. Is it garbage to change lanes to avoid getting stuck at a red light next to a homeless guy asking for money? I don’t got it, and I don’t want to look into his eyes and fall under the Medusa spell.

Big Steely Dan Fan

$10 homie NHOR, Is it garbage to pack my kids lunch with Pork Rinds/Chicharrones?

jasontheryan

$10 lifer ... Is it garbage to be able to reach the sink while sitting on the toilet?

CrayolaCrown

$10 homie had one read! Is it garbage to cash in $277 worth of change to blow it all at the dispensary on top tier Za

DXL District Manager

10HNHOR- is it garbage to have a successful podcast, large Patreon following, and a private discord channel where the homies run the asylum? You guys better get some moderation in there before you are named in the court proceedings. For those not familiar, join up - it’s a really fun…unfiltered…time! ✌️

Uncle Duff

NHOR. Is it garbage to put your christmas tree on the back deck (still in the stand) and leave it there through the winter? I’ve done it the past few years. it’s a nice decoration and gives us some added privacy from the neighbors.

LowRider561

$10 Soldier here NHOR. Is it garbage to honk at the signs that say "Honk for"? Momma won't even honk for Jesus.

7 Costanza

$10 homie. Had a couple read, no big deal. HYOAYK had the cashier at the grocery store remove items from your bill because you couldn't afford the total?

Rusty

Ever get caught air-guitaring?

Foleys8thpeiceofbacon

UK homie - £10 pounds a month! NHOR. Is it garbage to get locked inside your apartment. I lost my keys the other week and had locked the door from inside. For about an hour was locked inside and was freaking out 😂

Cole C

$10 Sizzlie - is it garbage to put that pot you cooked with directly in the fridge instead of using Tupperware ? For example my nana would make Ham and Bean soup and just keep the whole pot in the fridge right next to the Pitz

Tuddy's Cuck

First time long time NH1R!! Is it garbage if your dad had nascar tires in his living room on display? In the early 2000s after a NASCAR race, Tony Stewart's team was selling his used race tires. My dad bought them for $40 apiece and had them displayed in his living room as "art".

Slammed Sam

$10 homie ($20 in food stamps) Is it garbage to, instead of going to an actual therapist, you fix yourself by binge watching a podcast with 2 bozos talking about mayo and heaters for an hour? Thanks for getting me through some dark times. Love youse.

Lunchbox

$10 share hold NHOR. Is it garbage that AYG taught me the dog treat is beggin stripes and not bacon stripes. Been calling them Bacon stripes my whole life. PS I am 38 lol

TheGreightWon

$10 Garbage 12 stepper here. Is it Garbage to get called into your daughter's third grade class because you packed her a steak knife to eat the French toast you made her for lunch. They confiscated it as a weapon obviously. 10 years later wife still doesn't know.

Throb Lowe

Throb Lowe $20 money launder Never had one read! Dear waste management Is it garage to store dress shoes in crown royal bags, my dad does this with every pair he's had for as long as I can remember. Ps you guys should do a AYG game show (present by the Dempsey Group) akin to story warz. The prizes should be the gift you get from employment anniversaries/milestones, i.e quartz watch, pin, or plaque.

Adam G.

$10 Homie - NHOR: Is it garbage if your dad tried to avoid paying the entry fee for youth sports games? Growing up, my pops would try to find gaps in fences, alternative entrances, or simply watch from the fence line just outside of the entrance when going to watch my older brother play soccer in order to not pay the fee. I think at some point it turned into a personal challenge of his.

Trash Bandicoot

NHOR- is it garbage to see how long you can go without touching your steering wheel when driving? Bonus points for just hitting the turn signal when you drift into another lane

Bozo Papi

NHOR: is it garbage if when you were little, going to 24 hour Walmart after midnight was considered a “fun” thing to do with the family.

The Male Nurse

Newly upgraded $20 homie here and soon to be Foley's home health nurse. Are you garbage if you and your girlfriend sit in my parents kitchen (where I currently live at 30 years old) and do scratch offs listening to AYG throwback episodes? By the way I was 1 number away from 100k... just saying. Love yous guys!

Christian Garcia

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it it garbage to get home after a late night out. Bird goes to bed, you order the buy one get one from Papa John’s. Absolutely smash a whole pie, take one slice out from 2nd and put it in the fridge after you hide the first box in the garbage bin so she doesn’t think you’re a complete fatass?

HotdogEggs

Hamilton Homie here, Is it garbage if you got a free autoggraph from the memorabilia store in the mall at the Mirage? Almost 20 years ago I was there and found an autographed picture of "Brandy" from Joe Dirt. I showed it to my borother and the guy working there chimed in "so you know who that is?" I'm like yeah Brittany Daniels from Joe Dirt. He said they had the photo for some time and no one could tell them who it was. He said you can have it since you're the only person to know who she was. I still have it to this day.

Art of Flight

$10 yahoo here, NEVER had one read. Is it garbage to accidentally set off an alarm leaving your kid's art expo through one of those fire-exit doors you decided to gamble on?

Matt

Not sure what dollar homie I am really, but never had one read. Did you or anyone you know as a kid ever flip their eyelid out at school? Me nether shit freaked me right the fuck out.

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie , had a few read, Is it garbage if your dad pees on his feet in the shower to get rid of athletes foot?

Chris

Is the pink stuff you take for heartburn or stomach ache called “Pepto bismol” Or “Pepto bismo”

Fats

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garage if you received all you Xmas presents wrapped in McDonald’s bags and liquor store bags

Dempsey Group LLC

$10 hoagie crusher, NHOR. How many samples is too many (with and without a line behind you) to have at a store?

Chris

$20 homie. Is it garbage to refer to the generic brand item as the name brand Example: calling a “Shasta twist up” a sprite.

FatTittyToots

$10 bozo. Nhor. Is a garbage for your mom to go to cosmetology school to save on a haircut through the years… I am 30 now and my mom is the only person to ever cut my hair

Juice

$10 homie, never had one read Is it garbage to be the oldest sibling, but have a half brother 5 years younger than you. And have a full brother 12 years younger. You read that right, and a half sister 25 years younger?

DON YACHTS

$10 biscuit maker here NHOR - Is it garbage if you took kung fu as a kid at the Y, and made it to yellow belt (2nd belt) and then quit because you figured you learned enough of what you needed and “were good?"

Dempsey Group LLC

$10 Dempsey Group Intern, looking to get one read. Is it garbage to buy a peacoat from Brooks Brothers, only to keep the tag on it so you can return it after wearing it home for the holidays? Flexin on bitches like I’m Xzibit pimpin’ rides.

Eric with a C

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage to have a dedicated area in the house to store your to go condiments and plasticware. Double garbage if it’s not in the kitchen?

Chicken Parmaceuticals

10 Dollar Blue Collar, how ya seen, ayg if you were almost run over by the ice cream man and were given a soft pretzel in order to by my silence?

Dixon Tweenerlegs

Long time bozo, never had one read, did you have the big ass Tupperware bowl that your family used for absolutely everything? Popcorn, pancake mix, puking, and Halloween candy, etc. love youse 😂

Jerry Ennett

Canadian homie NHOR.. Is it garbage if you see a family member on an episode of COPS?

Marty

Tweedy bird or Tasmanian devil tattoos

Traci Lee

Did you know they talked about you and Staveys discussion on going to the airport early to eat at the restaurant?? It is on the Not Today Pal final epp.

Smige

First time long, never had one read. Is it garbage to get so shitfaced when your aunt tells you to go to bed you tell her you have a girlfriend.

C N

$10 homie Are you garbage if you’ve ever used a Slim Jim to replace bacon or sausage in a recipe?

Zachary Maher

$10 Service Industry Survivor NHOR- Is it garbage to learn how to break down blunts for your older brother and his friends so they let you hang out with them? About 7 Y.O at the time

Dustin

$10 homie never had one read Are you garbage if you get pulled over multiple times for “impersonating a cop” because your 10” subs in the hatchback were decked out with blue neon lights?

Uncle Buck Hunter

$10 Trashbag, never had one read, 2 parter here. Is it garbage if you install a urinal in your garage so you don't track oil and dirt into the house when you're working on your car? Is it extra trashy if the urinal is right next to your beer fridge so you can grab a little road soda while you pee? There's a splash guard!

Megan DeRocini

AYG if you get arrested in North Wildwood for jumping into a Porta Potty?

Wade Boggs Beers

Is it garbage to ask a guest in your home to move out of your “spot” in the living room?

BofaDeezNutz

Ladies cussing and fighting. My kind of gals

prisondentist

It garbage to eat you girls box with a zyn in?

Joe Kenworthy

What's up boys! $10 financier. Just wanted to let you boys know that I used the AYG card game on a date to get to know a nice lady. We're both 100% grade A USDA Certified garbage. Oh and I was able to seal the deal. Love you's

Mike Mullen

$10 smacked ass. NHOR. Is it garbage if the woman from the Pleasure Dome who watches your beer remembers you from the last time you were there?

UpperMiddleTrash

$10 Homie, first time question: are you garbage if your dad was a literal city garbage man? Growing up, my dad would bring home used old video games that were still in decent condition that people had thrown out on his garbage route. My brothers and I ended up with hundreds of obscure NES, Sega, SNES games, every one of those days was like a mini-garbage Christmas

Long Hair Extraordinaire

10 buck homie NHOR Is it garbage to follow behind an ambulance going towards your destination cause you are running late?

Myles Roam

$10 undercover brother here. Huge fan...would pre download episodes while I was deployed in Iraq/Syria so when I was away from wifi I had something to watch during my toilet time. My questions is; Is it garbage to log into your Ring app to see how your outfit looks from the front door camera? Wife does this often.

Joey

$10 home NHOR. Is it garbage if when you were a kid you would offer to help your mom clean the bathroom because you liked how the bleach made your head spin

Foleys 3rd breakfast

$10 dollar homie, long time first time. Is it garbage for a doctor to have his name for mobile ordering as Dr. I was grabbing some Joe and they called out Dr. Erik and me and 3 other people looked at him like he’s a complete bozo, who the hell does he think he is

Nick Fulks

$10 corporate write off homie NHOR. AYG if you run a painting business- yet are colorblind?

Pete Seidel

$10 long time bird, never had one. Is it garbage to throw away food related trash / wrappers in the bathroom trash? 👀

Alec Lentz

newest $10 dollar homie here, is it garbage if you're sitting in your first class of the semester (marketing 3000 professional selling) and you catch a gushing bloody nose when you're introducing yourself to the class ps only about 20 people in the class mostly hot broads and it got all over my new grey hoodie

Drew Peabauls

$10 Foley here. Is it garbage to use the front desk at a Walmart to page your mom anytime you wondered off? Bonus points: is it even trashier to think it was classy to do so? (My mom was so pissed every time I did this)

Joon D.

Long time heap of garbage never had one read. Is it garbage if you used the money from your divorce to buy an engagement ring? For context the divorce took two years, plenty of time to realize she’s the one….this time for real. Love yas.

Sara P

Never had one read: Back in the day, did anyone else know a kid who could put a limp spaghetti noodle up their nose, let it fall in the back of their throat, come out of their mouth, and floss their sinus with it? Love ya boys!

Sanduskys Summer Camp

Ain’t had it read. Y’all’s ever rip a cig backwards on accident

Brooks Brown

NHOR Kentucky pawn shop trash here is it garbage if your dad worked out a trade with your orthodontist for braces? (Shotguns and TVs)

Nick Fulks

Also just got back from my parents house- are they garbage for working out 50% off a new roof but they had to put s billboard in their front yard for 6 months😂. Not a yard sign, these mfs poured a concrete slab and a damn billboard

Big Cat Gabe

$10 vato. Never had one read. Is it garbage to use a plastic grocery bag as a garbage bag for your car? I keep one on the gear shift. It helps keep the car somewhat cleaned, but having old food containers tends to develop smells.

Whaaaatmuuuurddderrrrs

$10 Dempsey group affiliate NHOR is it garbage if you rent the same model car that you own just to switch the tires out because you’re jammed up and they ain’t gonna notice anyway? P.s. call me bug man I know it was you!

Fat Court Juror #4

This chic Chanel is slipping out of her seat on that pod foley was recently on 💦💦

HULK

$10 Dempsey group investor. Is it garbage to get genuinely mad when you hear kippy say “we gotta wrap it up gang”. My drive to work is a little over an hour to work and I don’t want to start another podcast. Love youse!

Georgie

Long time never had one read. Is it garbage to let out a silent deadly fart in the grocery store isle and give the old lady next to you a dirty look and fake suspect her?

All The Toast

$10 energizer, Ever do coffee directly from the pot? Cups were in the sink so I went for it

Wolftail McGee

Is it garbage if you clean up your spill by taking off a sock and using that?

Wolftail McGee

Is it garbage that my wife was a cheerleader for a Salvation Army football team?

Nicole

10 dollar bozette here, had a question read before, but here’s a story for you boys. We went to Gallagher’s for the first time last weekend. After hearing you all talk about it I thought it was time to finally take a peek….. talk about not fitting it 😂😂 we sat down and I quickly thought “how the fuck do they operate in here?”. The night goes on, we get the tomahawk for two (garbage) and the piece I bite into is chewier than a mothafucka, I can’t swallow it because the texture is messing with me, so I spite it into my napkin discretely. Later on, I go to the bathroom. I come back to find the waiter talking to my husband and FOLDING my napkin that I left on my chair, during their conversation. I watched this man palm my chewed steak with his bare hand and a I was mortified. Needless to say, we aren’t going back to Gallagher‘s anytime soon, but if it wasn’t for youse, I wouldn’t have shared this horrifying social moment with my husband 😂😂❤️

Macros & Cheese

TDH NH1R— Is it garbage to call your DCs your fridge cigarettes?

Macros & Cheese

TDH NH1R Is it Garbage to postpone a funeral so the deceased’s son can get out of county and be able to attend. FYI it was my nephew that was locked up but was there on trumped up charges to begin with.

Dr.10Inch

TDH NH1R is it garbage if you get upset because the cop that arrested you 5 years prior, doesn’t remember your face when you see them out in public working an event

Jonathan

TEN DOLLAR CAPO for the ARMY OF GARBAGE Took cab at 12 years old to go see my girlfriend in another town. Left my 6 year old brother with the sitter. Is it garbage that I Paid the $22 fare in Quarters and Stole the quarters from my parents’ 5 gal arrowhead water bottle where all the fam’s spare change got dumped? Love youse guys🗑️

Kirk Earles

I pay ten bucks a month so whatever that makes me. Is it garbage to blow your nose in a paper towel or napkin and still use it for other things?

Pat Buckles

$10 Canadian Hoagie here - Is it garbage when your gum starts to lose flavour, to pop a mint in the middle of the wad, just to squeeze out a little more juice?

Kevin's wannabe golf partner

Are you garbage if you're making $40 an hour salting businesses and still hop out of the truck to pick up dropped change at all the drive thru windows.

Foley’s Skintag AKA Kippy’s Racing Jacket

$10 homie here. Is it garbage to show a game on a projector during me and wife’s 10 yr anniversary party? My friends and family (and me of course) were all worried they’d miss the game. It was a formal event and my brother came dressed as Ditka. 10/10. Go bears!

The Corn Bread Connoisseur

$10 broke basterd here Is it garbage to stretch your worm with porn on the living room tv? Ps I got caught by an old dude in his 70s trying to buy my car thought I had enough time but shit happens.

Upper Decker

$10 homie NHOR is it trashy to use the same bath water as the person before you? When I was a kid my dad would take a bath and then have me use it right after him without draining and the one time I dried it after him he got mad cause I wasted the water and he had to pay for a new tub of water.

Upper Decker

10 dolla homie, never had one read. Can you guess give a ranking on hard pretzel shape? I say it goes- 1.Rod 2. Nugget 3. Big sourdough pretzel,like the thick ones 4. Regular pretzel shape 5. Sticks 6. Pretzel circle or square. 7 pieces

I Lost The Game

$10 Christmas gifted homie. Never had one read. My dad drove a bread truck for a career. He’d pick me up from elementary school in the truck on his way home from work. There was no passenger seat in the truck, so I sat in an old bread box next to the driver seat. Lots of crumbs in that box.

Gameoverluke

10 dollar homie never had one read Is it garbage if u have carpet in your bathroom I always felt like it was a mat that couldn’t be removed I’ll probably die of mold poisoning

cameron lansing

Is it garbage to tell people that you work in tech but in reality you just spent three weeks building an Are You Garbage Meter App to prove your buddies are bozos? I actually did it check the books. https://areyougarbage.lovable.app

Izaiah Ward

10 dollar homie never had one read is it garbage to fart next to a man at a urinal

sambuca-burps

10 dollar bozo and proud glizzie enthusiast Is it garbage to have an industrial wire rack in your kitchen? My family always had one when I was growing up. Littered with an assortment of plastic cups and Tupperware, which are mostly older than me or my older brother. Guests tend to glare at it when we would have company.

Haywood Jablowme

10 dollar homie here never had one read. Is it garbage if your brother stole the baby name you and your lady favored, and now you make a point to use the baby’s full name rather than the shortened nickname they have designated.

Fran

10 gee member representing. Ever had a parent use you to sell their MLM products in public? Shout out to my mum who had me wear Herbalife tshirts to the grocery store with a large badge that said ‘Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How’. I was ten 🤣

Salmon-Trout

Ten dollar dummy here: How do you dispose of your flossings? (food particles stuck in your teeth) I just swallow them and have for years. My girlfriend says this is disgusting. I feel that if it was food to begin with, why not now?

Kayberry

$10 soul sista never had one read Is it garbage if you demanded you play AYG card game at your bachelorette party and then one the girls got offended cuz she was proven to be total trasshhhhhh

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

$10 Kippy Jr college fund contributor Had one read Is it garbage that my dad would pour all the aluminum cans onto the driveway, drive over them, and make me pick them up? There are still beer cans stuck in that gravel, I guarantee it.

Meatball150

AYG if you spend more on your pet's healthcare than your own?

Lady Bug

NHOR Are you garbage if you quickly leave after you’ve farted in the aisle of a supermarket so know one knows it was you?

Jason

California BREA Improv im the $10 bozo, with the Foley shirt and the $2 dollar bills 💵 💵💵

Brisket Brigade

$10 bozo-ologist, never had one read. Is it garbage to work at a dispensary for mostly the deals? Don’t get me wrong the pay is GREAT, but a 30% discount on some pure Za is always appreciated. Love the job but love the deals a little more

Anderson

$10 homie NH1R, currently jammed up, is it garbage to google if a passport is a valid government ID, cuz I lost my wallet and didn’t realize until after I ordered miller high lifes to the crib

Will Lehne

$10 scumbag here is it bad that u call the Spotify podcast" booteleg ayg and the patron is called classy ayg".

corbin

First ever question from a $10 homie. Trashy or resourceful? Years ago when I was real jammed up and living with my girlfriend and two roommates, Arby's had a thing where each time you buy something, the receipt came with a code you could use to take a survey and then get a free sandwich on your next visit. Each time I got one, I went back for a free beef n'cheddar and bought a value menu $1 milkshake so that I could get another survey code and do it again, but not before refilling my empty milkshake cup with diet mtn dew when no one was looking and running out the door (had to cut a few calories somewhere) the survey done by phone would recognize your phone number after you did it a couple of times and block it, so for about a month or two, I constantly had to ask my girlfriend, roommates, and friends if I could borrow their phones "just to check on something real quick" until my digestive system was so jammed up on Arby's that I never wanted it again, not to mention that I was running out of phones to borrow.

The Fatador

$10 coast guard dishonorable discharge, is it garbage to refer to specialist doctors as your “(blank) guy”. For example, referring to your podiatrist as “my foot guy” or your proctologist as “my prostate guy”

Thomas

$10 homie. Is it garbage to take Foleys advice and tell the nurse at the ER you are going to pass out so you can get to the front of the line. Then get taken back immediately so they can evaluate you for a stroke. And once they realize you are not having a stroke you get dumped back into the waiting for 5 hours. Thanks big guy.

MrFrench

$10 Ryan/Foley 2028 campaign manager (Bucks County Coroner candidates) NHOR Is it garbage if you wake up and your wife is sleeping in the couch because your gas gave her a migraine? A few years back I got backed up from a 4 day weekend binge of sour candy and cheesy Gordita crunches, and man. 3 days of the worst gas of all time. Love you boys, and shout out to Luke who kills it. Big Lukey Energy 2026

Foley’s Ozempic Burps

Hey, gang! Long time Midwest trash, first time question asker. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you workout at the same gym as your probation officer? Looked up mid-shoulder press and locked eyes.

Blake

Do you use a microwave cover for your food or paper towels?

Phil mccracken

Are you garbage if you get surrounded by a pack of coyotes a mile in the woods at night because of the deer your dragging and the first thing you think to do is turn on the boys of trash and bam they left .. they did not like the tuddy intro .. youse mighta saved my life.. Ohio trash fire/amish taxi driver / 10 dollar homie from way back

Werlo

I call bulls ass on the whole AI thing. You ever get so fat you can’t unlock your own phone with facial recognition?

BofaDeezNutz

Have you ever gone to a retail establishment of any sort and hid an item in a different place in hopes that you can come back and get it when you finally have the casheesh?

Curveball Romeo

$16.81 Deutsche Mark homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to pick your nose and flick the booger into the litter box? It’s the cats problem now

Bette Midler’s Understudy

10$ homie never had one read. Is it trashy to buy a decommissioned emergency vehicle as an everyday driver. My uncle bout a cop car at a state auction would get drunk and pull his friends over and go to drive thur spots that would offer police discounts trying to get a free meal.

We’llberightback

Traaaaashhhh level homie here soon to be $10 how ya doin First time never had one read Let’s get bug man back in the disguise ! 🎸 classic song Is it data or dayta ?

Shanelle Topp

Are you garbage if after meeting you guys my boyfriend and I are arguing about why you guys were so kind to us? He thinks it’s because he gave you guys the “fish zoo” (aka aquarium) joke, I think it’s because I have been an avid fan (and Patreon member) for years and have traveled to see you guys twice now. Lmao 🤣

willyum perez

Three year $10 homie, never had one read! Is it garbage to not watch movies growing up? I'm 36 and just watched Rocky for the first time and I'm going around asking people "Hey, have you seen Rocky? It's actually a good movie!!" P.S. Shy Adrian with glasses is a total baberino! Backstory: I watched at most 5 movies a year growing up, maybe two-tree per year in theater, but I just was not a movie person (got a touch of the 'tism). Now at 36 I watched 100 that I've never seen before to get caught up on pop culture lol. Finished out strong with Jaws, Braveheart and all the Rockys. Kinda depressing that I've been missing out on these classics but feels cool that I got to experience these "new to me" movies all in 1 year.

Bent_Deodorant

Hey gang, never had one read. Saw you guys in Richmond 🫶 Are you garbage if the spot where your divorced parents would meet for custody swap was either a McDonald’s or Walmart

Tuddy's baby daddy

Anybody else terrified of accidentally eating the "Do Not Eat" package that's always in beef jerky? Cool, me neither.

Chris Medeiros

$10 homie- never had one read Is it garbage if your mother takes chips out of the bag and leaves them in a bowl- She covers them with a paper towel- I assume to stay fresh. Don’t judge her- she’s a good woman

Candle Runningham

Is it garbage if you’re driving a company vehicle , which is not cool with smoking but you want a ciggy real bad so you roll all the windows down and hold the butt out the window at stop signs? Also you take extra precautions by wearing gloves and a rain coat so you don’t smell you’re smoking?

Jimmy Dean

Ten dollar donator to the bug man’s divorce fund. Is it garbage if you have to scoop dip out of your ear after your dad gives you a wet Willy?

Big RobertL

AYG if you bring a home baked (probably Duncan Hines boxed) cake to someone’s house for dessert but don’t put a cover or and sort of foil on top? Just a cake in a plate with sprinkles on top. Buddy of mine did that all the way from Brick, NJ to West Windsor, NJ. 44 miles of Parkway and Jersey Turnpike air to your dining room table.

Hoagies in a room

$10 homie had a few read, just sayin’. I’m from Lancaster and was in a few episodes of Amish Mafia. My friend was a casting director and would hit me and my boys up to be extras randomly. The pay was $100 for about 4 hours of work and all you had to do was dress up as an Amish dude and be in the background of shots. Sorry to break it to you, it’s all fake.

Big O

Is it garbage to use the dishwasher as a dish rack?

Sofa_king_garbage

$10 La Croix Lieutenant here. Is it garbage to use the hair dryer to warm up cuz you dont wanna run up the power bill with the heat

Henry’s Hemorrhoids

$10 homie here, never had one read, Are you garbage if you and your friends tailgate in the hospital parking lot while waiting for your best friend’s first child to be born? P.S. we’re 25

rochella

$10 soul sistaa - have had one read - how ya doin ! Is it garbage if your 70 yr old father in law steals parmigano reggiano cheese from the grocery store at least once a month because he gets a natural high off of it and loves the rush ? He says its good cheese and worth the risk lol He legit gets so excited and proud when he does it and saves the sticker from each one and puts it on his calendar as a reward 😆

Matt stumpp

What’s up, fellas! $10 homie here never had one read. Is it garbage that when I got my very first job in high school, I spent my entire first paycheck on a brand-new pair of Jordans—only to realize I had no money left for the week? I immediately had to borrow $20 from my dad just so I could afford to buy food for my shift that same day. At least I was looking fresh with the new kicks! Love Yinz!

Chris Medeiros

They’re for the guests- she just leaves them out- I don’t get it- she’s old

I’ve been a fooooool

Heyo! 20$ baller never had one read. Is it garbage to always go for the handicap stall? Even if all other stalls are empty I go for the handi. Y’all are doin the lords work, thanks for keepin it real fellas. Peace!

Little Monkey Press 2014

Hey, How's it going homies? Hope you're well. My name's Gabe Koury from Toronto and I produce a comedy/punk rock fusion show called "PUNX CAN'T LAUGH". It's a show where my pal, Davey Knight, and I write 10-12 second, personalized Punk Rock intros for each of the comics. Davey and I are huge fans of Are You Garbage, and when you cats mentioned "Chicken Parm Hero" and suggested that the fans write a song about it, we couldn't resist! What email can I use to send you the song? I'll send it over ASAP !! Let me know what you think! Thanks a lot for your help. Have a good one, boys! For Fans of: Van's Warped Tour ,Wawa, cold Mountain Dew, NOFX PCL Socials: https://www.instagram.com/punxcantlaugh2014

The Ex Foley Ate

$10 Foley Train Conductor. NHOR. Is it garbage to move from a city of a couple million, to a town of under 40k and decide to not get your missing 2 front teeth replaced because well.....I live in bumfck Montana and don't wanna be accused of "putting on airs". And plus, I'm far from the only one missing a couple teeth out here. Makes it look like I've lived here my whole life. 🤣

Kesslerthewrestler

$10 bozette,soul sister here..can we get the wives involved or something for some ladies merch?! Crop tops and crew necks?

Kippy’s Secret Love of Phish

$10 hommie never had one read- Is it garbage ORRRRRR is it classy…to tie balloons to your mailbox to show you’re having a party? Sounds garbage on paper but thinking back this was something only my rich friends with long driveways did. Love yuz!

Tonsil tickler

Is it garbage to not eat at a Mexican restaurant if it doesn’t smell like Fabuloso?

DrugzInATony

NHOR. What is the trashiest popular location for a bachelor party? I'm gearing up for one in Vegas.

Stephen T

Is it garbage to eat ice cream out of the container and keep a shaker of Jimmy’s next to you so every bite has delicious chocolate Jimmy’s in it?

Howie Dern *kippy voice*

No question, but I want a compilation of all the times you call Patty and Neecy. I love when you get them on the phone! Lol

PeeBon

First time caller, long time piece of trash NHOR. Is it garbage to have those black storage bins with the yellow caps be a permanent staple in your living room? If something doesn’t have a designated home around the house in a closet or cabinet it just gets tossed in there til the next time you use it.

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$5 bozo / NHOR - AYG if you recently got lounge access at the airport and are most excited for free booze and food?

Bert Magana

$10 HOMIE You ever worked at a bar off the books because you couldn't get a liquor license?

Smashing Blumpkins

$10 dipshit, had one or two humdingers over the years. Is it garbage that Bruce Lee movies were banned in my house because my younger brother would get too riled up and start throwing karate kicks?

Prince of the Burbs 585

$5 gentleman never had one read. Is it garbage if your neighbor builds a dog deck attached to his house? This guy built a deck that only his dogs can use. He cut holes in the side of the house so the dogs can come and go as they please. One night I was smoking a heater, and the Belgian Malinois got out and charged at me. Threw the heater and dipped into the house. Talk about a close call. Also I’ve got a pro tip from fat man to fat man. Foley I’ve heard you tried DiBella’s while in Rochester. Wegmans, which has a couple stores in NYC, modeled their sub shop after DiBella’s. Everything bread and all. It’s not the same but it’s pretty damn close.

Droobie

$10 homie never had one read is it garbage to use burners on a gas stove to heat your house (my mom will turn on the burners then go back to bed for an hour or two)

Girth Brooks

10 dollar homie, confidante, degenerate gambler and all around good guy here. Is it garbage to use the hair dryer to heat up your socks in the winter before you put them on? Nothing better than a freshly toasted sock on a cold foot.

Big man is cool in my book

$10 Bug Man Fan here. How many different brands of tires do you currently have . All 4 of my tires are different brands and only got them when one went flat

Big man is cool in my book

$10 Bitcoin investor here. How old were you the first time you said you were quitting heaters . I was 18

Big man is cool in my book

$10 Stock holder here. How old were you when your dirt bagginess really began ? I was 18 when I found out that as long as you pay a bill within 30 days of the due date, it doesn’t affect your credit and from there on out I have been a professional plate spinner.

Not H Foley’s burner account

10 dollar value based customer NHOR. What’s the earliest hour after work that it’s acceptable to throw on the jammies? (Proper pajama pants not sweatpants) And on a day off what’s the latest acceptable hour to have them on?

Honkin Guzunga’s

10$ PA trash bag… is it garbage to warm up a leftover box of nuggies on the defrost vent on way home ? Had some left over from lunch 1/2 way thru my 35 min ride home they were warm again …not bad …left over sweet and sour sc was cold but next time I throw that piece on the warmer too ! NwPa winters got that sucker crankin anyways

HammySosa365

$10 dollar solider never had one read! Are you garbage if you wear basketball shorts or even go commando to work because you didn’t have the quarters to do laundry in your apartment building love you guys Q1 baby

Wes Wainwright

Are you garbage if you've ever gotten pulled over in a McDonald's parking lot during lunch rush?

Gravy Seals

Hey fellas first time me so horny, NHOR. Are you garbage if you rip a heater while taking a fat shit? Sometimes it just helps things flow.

Jordan M

Hey oh, NHOR, using my fiancé’s account here..I’m the broad and he’s the man. Long time listener and clearly a shared $10 homie account, times are tough. 😭 Not a question more of a comment but Luke should take some choreography pointers from Lil Dempsey the VI: (https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0mRRLAMBWS/?igsh=MXBwMmx3NzdhMGM5OQ==) aka your DNA doppelgänger to go with your rap song music vid soon! Btw, listen to it often as kind of a low-fi driving song after work! Love youse guys! H from GA xx P.S. spot us $300 for a nice-ish backyard bash after the courthouse wedding in a few months PLEASE @ CashApp: $hanmethebread ??? 😇

Bert Magana

Technically it's called a bar card and you need to have one to work in an establishment that serves liquor in my state

DIS

Long time $10 homie (since May of 2023), never had one read. Are you garbage if you find yourself pissed off because you haven't seen a new Patreon video in a minute and you're thinkin' The Dempsey Group got to the boys, but then you realize that its because your credit card got compromised twice in two months, and you forgot to update it with Patreon, so they cut you off? I'm jammed up over here!

Bent_Deodorant

Long time $10 homie, saw you guys in Richmond 🫶 never had one read!! Are you garbage if the spot where your divorced parents would meet for custody swap was either a McDonald’s or Walmart

Tom

Is it garbage to buy food from Goodwill? My wife bought a big bag of UTZ party mix from there the other day.

Jon

Long time $10 board member never had one read. Also a top 0.1% listener according to YouTube metrics...ever have a bozo twin brother (let's call him Justin) who only listens to the free episodes? Tough look.

Longterm Bipolar Bozo

$10 hoagie might’ve had one read. Is it garbage to take the seats out of your car and then keep them as furniture in your house? My wife insisted on it

Dan Flynndx

$10 pack of Garbage Pail Kippies. NHOR. Ever got MRSA during an arm wrestling tournament?

Scotty2Hotty

The sweatpants situation should’ve been a Patreon exclusive. The Switzerland convo was gold. Luke, clip that

Cam Cotham

It's January 16th. Christmas Tree is still up. Is it garbage?

STEPHEN TAYLOR

10 dollar homie is it garbage to leave a spoon in a freezer for ice cream? It is my basement freezer and every now and then I just want a bite of ice cream so the spoon is always there

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 homie (not bragging) Bring the boys to Louisville, KY for a show. There are homies here. Foley can stay at my house.

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 homie since 2022. NHOR. Is it garbage to ask for another basket of bread at a restaurant when everyone is done eating to take home with the leftovers? My parents pulled this scam at the same restaurant repeatedly, until the manager asked them to stop.

All The Toast

$10 potato masher, Is it garbage if all the ads you get on social media are for various brands of tater tots?

Hung like a Walrus

$10 yam sack, NHOR Is it garbage to flood your dads house after coming home drunk then after he finds out ask to borrow a couple bucks for some brews?

Beefaroni Blaster

$10 homie. Longish time. Never had one read. Salad bar hack. At work the cafeteria started charging $12+ a pound for salad. Cut down on weight by skipping the dressing. Grab mayo and ketchup packets for free. Mix them and boom. You got Russian dressing.

Tommy 2 Spoons

$10 Homie, I was listening to an older episode from earlier in 2025 when yous guys had the debate of having a whack of hummy with a fork or spoon ... I eat hummus as a side with eggs in the morning. Im not saying I'm classy or not, but I think if anything is solid enough to taste with a fork then it's open season

TrashTrashTraaaash

Hachi machi gang- Are you garbage if you are listening to H. Foley on Chanel in the City and keep thinking that you hope this comes up on Hard Feelings? I can only imagine how bad Kevin makes fun of him. H Foley has got a crush on this broad!

Sausage Lover 9000

$10 snooper here. You ever skip a shower to save money? If I’m not going out that day I’ll stay out the tub to save some shampoo and soap. Times are tough out there.

2LeftTuddies

$10 attorney here. NHOR. Is it Garbage™ or classy if your mom had one of those reusable Good Seasons Italian salad dressing bottles (you know the one - clear glass bottle with the black cap) and always made her salad dressing with the Good Seasons seasoning packet? What if I now have one too? Either way, if you never had it, your mom wasn’t bout it. Still the best Italian salad dressing.

hot dog jesus

When's the last time you sat in the backseat of a 2 door car?

Kippys Crab Fries

$10 homie is it garbage as adult that grew up poor or "trashy" to continue to eat technically "edible" foods. Example stickers/deli paper ect. derived from finding out my GF eats the shrimp tails...

TuddyFrutti

Longtime homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to love ayg but never have listened to your individual stand ups?

Richard C.

$10 glp1 donator. Had one read but it was a long time ago. Those scented toilet paper roll holders, garbage? Bonus if it was super old and the out of scent a long time ago.

Spenser black

$10 pole smoker here NHOR is it garbage if you let your dogs “pre-clean” the dishes by licking them before you put them in the dishwasher? Love youse!

Cale Williams

Sometimes I pee extra hard to clean out da pipe.

Greg Zenner

$10 Garbage picker NHOR is it garbage if you and your wife sell your daughters Girl Scout cookies to get her to be the highest cookie seller in her troop? FYI she was last year and also let me know if you need cookies fellas, we are located in Oreland

bugmansbiggestfan

Youse ever sell a couch on the interwebs and forget to scrape all the dried boogers off it?

Melissa772

$10 home gurl, NHOR Is it garbage if your dad is buried in the backyard…? We put his ashes in a lunchbox that he always would take to work and buried it in the backyard of our family’s house. We kind of made it into a time capsule and included mementos, like a pack of cigarettes and the work shirt of the business he owned, pictures, etc. PS the house is on the market so we have to dig him up and put him in the gun safe at my brother’s house.

Denise

$10 homegirl, NHOR. Who else called lighting a new cig with the end of an old cig “butt fucking”?

Tuddy'sCutties

I'm not even gonna submit this week, youse guys are killin' it!

KrashoutKim

$10 soul sister. Had one read last week. Are you garbage if you had your question read and screamed so loud someone checked on you? Forgot I was at work.....I think its important to note, I work in prison. Yous guys get me through the day!

AJ Del Masto

$10 silent partner.. had a few read. Are you garbage if you “drink” the chips at the bottom of the bag ?

M.Hammsteak

New $10 investor NHOR Is it garbage to cancel an onlyfans subscription to give the $10 to two fat idiots?? Love youse

Ballzak

$10 homo, never had SHIT! Are you garbage if your dad used A/C Freon to blow excess hair off you after buzzing your head in the driveway? He’d say “hold your breath, you don’t wanna breathe this shit in”

Colin McDermott

$10 habitual offender here. Is it garbage to clip your finger and toe nails in the back yard so you don’t have to clean them up?

Paulie SmallNuts

Brand new 14.50 CAD homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if your first time getting hammered was a week before graduation, of 8th grade from a catholic school. My punishment was having to go school the next day and sit through church hungover as all shit.

Rusty

Is it garbage to have the screen recording of your question being read in the pod?

BlackHeart28

First time dialing into the station, long time listener. When are we going to get some Welcome to HeaterVille t-shirts? "Can I bum a smoke? " across the back. Keep killing it boys.

Cameron Rauch

Even named the ep after my question.!10 dollar homie 4lyfe.

Stagecoach Kippy

Longtime $10 homie, NHOR. Perfect AYG question to gauge how young the garbage began: how old were you the first time you heard the words “imminent domain” and who was the person complaining about it.

Junkyard Royalty

Longtime $10 homie, NHOR...and I got an all-timer for you. Growing up, my dad would take me to NASCAR races, but we never actually bought tickets before we left. We’d just roll up in the truck with a camper and a mountain of Coors Light. The Sunday morning ritual went like this: Dad cracks a silver bullet and hand-paints a sign for me that says: "I need 2 tickets and a babysitter for my Dad." He’d then send me out alone into the sea of race fans with a pocket full of cash and a dream. My mission was to negotiate the best seats possible while he stayed back at the cooler. I learned how to haggle with dirtbags, navigate a infield, and most importantly, how not to get abducted before the green flag dropped. The Question: Is it garbage to use your elementary-aged child as a human "Need Tickets" sign in the NASCAR parking lot to save a few bucks on grandstand seating?

Taylor Maxwell

$10 homie, one read. Is it garbage if one of your family's favorite films is Runaway Jury? It's a trash film but it replayed daily on HBO and the aunts/uncles love Grisham. Plus Rachel Weisz is still a dime piece.