Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Weekly Discussion Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-02 16:10:19
Imported:
2026-02

Content

Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet! As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

Uncle Beav

Shout out the tarp and the bat wing. When you’re in the shower do you stretch out your sack and catch the water like a tarp and then drop it so it hits the ground in a big splat.

Nick Farino

$10 homie never had more than 4 read. When’s the last time you had a hot dog on a hamburger bun or vis versa.

Patty O'Furniture

Ever get into an accident in your own driveway? My parents have a 2 car wide driveway and I wasn't paying attention and didn't realize my dad's car was behind me and I backed up into him. Then I tried to fix the paint on my car and got the wrong shade of white

Chris Garcia

Is it garbage how often kippy misuses the word obtuse. He heard Andy use it in Shawshank and never let it go.

Alex Tonello

Is it garbage to put empty beer cans in your yard to absorb the sunlight and melt the snow?

Max Weisheit

What up boys? $10 chicken cutlet King of Kensington here, never had one read. Are you garbage if you find out your girlfriend’s parents were on Dr. Phil fighting over alimony payments? Dr. Phil hit her dad with the “We’ll be right back”

Uncle cousin

$10 Kentucky gentleman here NHYOR Is it trash not to go in the drive through while someone goes in to drop a deuce Ps one time my dad went into a White Castle didn’t make it to the toilet in time. Next time we drove by the building was being tore down

Nic Pouches Sr.

Long time first time Canadian trash appreciator - how many times do you wash and scrape a dish before you accept the residue is part of it now? Love youse

TED KAKLINSKI

longtime homie, have had one read. is it ever ok to use a basket in 711? (or wawa) feel like if you cant carry what you came in for thats a sign that you are jammed up. its a gas station not a grocery store.

FLOP SWEAT COMEDY

$10 Comrade who’s had a couple read (nbd) did you put chains on your tires during winter. and was that chain previously attached to a nasty dog that may or may not have bitten a few people?

LemonWitLime

$10 LGBTAYG NHOR is it garbage if i bought a 150-lb draw weight crossbow on amazon when i was 16 cuz i really liked the walking dead…

Mark

Recently upgraded $20 homie. NHOR AYG if everyone in the family learns to skate on the pond so that they can join the family pond hockey games?

Patti’s Plumber

EURO homie here, NHOR, is it garbage to see how long you can hold your breath during class

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie, repeat garbage. Is it garbage if my wife got scolded on Christmas Eve mass by the guy who hands out the Eucharist because she didn’t eat it fast enough? She had it put in her hands, instead of taking a step and consuming she took a few steps to keep the line moving and this old man started shaking and yelling “consume now consume now”. Tough look

Son Of BugMan

$10 Homie losing my first post virginity. Never had one read! Is it garbage to use an ice cream drumstick (with nuts) as coffee creamer cause your buddy only drinks black coffee, but you need your coffee to be pale and sweet? For reference, I brewed a hot cup of coffee and then just stuck the ice cream drumstick into the mug.

Umbro undies

$10 homie never had one read. Class or trash. It’s not hamburger meat, it’s not ground beef, it’s ground hamburg

Pat Buckles

$10 Canadian Investor here - Is it garbage when your gum starts to lose flavour, to pop a mint in the middle of the wad, just to squeeze out a little more juice?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

Long time listener, new $10 homeslice NHOR Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to go, only to eat it 15 minutes later immediately when you get home cause “your stomach has settled” Love Youse

She Crab Poop

Is it garbage to buy cheap things at a yard sale and then donate them to goodwill saying they’re worth more for a tax write off

O.J.'s Wife's Boyfriend

$10 hoagie NHOR. Are you garbage if the only inheritance you got from your grandma dying was her beanie baby collection?

Patty O'Furniture

We had a house party and kept the cooler outside bc it was cold. How long after the party can those leftover beers stay in the cooler on the back deck? Going on about 3 weeks now

18WheelMafia

10$ trucker, never had one read, is it garbage to rank gas station deli’s or food restaurants attached to the building. Me and my friends drive up and down Cali and rank the best spots to pit stop at.

Gearbox

$10 homie, nhor. Is it garbage to try and clear the icicles off your gutters with a bb gun?

Jake the Snake

Long-time listener, new homie in 2026! (Never had one read) Is it garbage for your local bar to wish you a happy birthday on the sign outside?

Foleys fungus farm

$10 ho bag here, are you garbage if you use non flossing materials to floss your teeth in a pinch. i.e. business cards, fingernails that you bit off etc.

RoyEMunson

Ever ordered a beer at Denny’s?

Brisket Brigade

$10 bozo never had one read. Is it garbage if me and the wife eat dinner on a fold out table? Been in our apartment for 2.5 years so far never had a dinner table. One of the wife’s friends gave us a frat style plastic fold out table that we eat on in the living room

JonnyBananas

$10 Homie, is it garbage to squeak the toys in the dog aisle even though you know they’re going to squeak and every squeak sounds the same.

Daniel Stanfield

$10 pair of boots on the ground, never had one read. Is it garbage if you run out of gas and coast into the gas station and you only have $20 to your name and you spend $10 of it on heaters because you just had your last one instead of putting the whole $20 in your tank.

Big Dee

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to put socks on as gloves and box your brother in the living room. My dad used to drink on weekends with his buddies and for their entertainment he would have me and my little brother put our socks on our hands as if they were boxing gloves and have a 6 round fight.

Mulp

$10 dollar homie, have had a few read. You walk by a vending machine and you see a hanger. You try and give it a few shakes to get it to drop or are you continuing to walk by?

FingerLickinGewd

Never had one read, prob cause I’m a $5 homie. Do you ever rehearse arguments in the shower that may or may not ever happen?

Derek Morgan

$10 homo, AYG if you have a podcast and don't post all the episodes on patreon so we can have ad free content. Atleast offer it somewhere for a premium price. Maybe a collab with Amex for respectable garbage only.

Joey Joestar

Never had one read: Is it garbage to use a sheet of spare plywood to do the snow in the drive way? The surface area is great for my walk way. Shout out the guys who lay a tarp down and peel off a clean driveway

Kevin

Excited to see you fuckers in Tampa. That is all

jasontheryan

$10 lifer and purveyor of trash... Is it garbage to be able to reach the sink while sitting on the toilet?

Harvey Dangerfield

$10, never had one read. Is it garbage to dump yesterday's water from your cup into your dog's bowl? My lady is annoyed by it but since the dog would prefer to eat poop I don't see it as much of a big deal.

Gunnar M

$10 homie - already had 3 read. How big does your lawn need to be before you can get riding lawnmower? Buddy has a riding lawnmower for his 25x25 ft yard. It's insane

Terry C

$10 hoagie homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to pour the last bits of snacks at the bottom of the bag into a bowl and call it ‘Trail Mix?’ As a kid I’d take all the broken chips, Doritos, Fritos, pretzels, tortilla chips, cheese curls, you name it all in a giant bowl and go to town!

BmoreTrash24

$20 homie, check my record! Never had one read. Is it garbage if you met your wife because you were locked up with her brother! Love youse

Nurse Ratchet

10 dollar homegirl, NHOR. Is it garbage if when I was in high school I used to borrow money from my brother, who is 8 years younger than me, to buy heaters and/or weed, and told him not to tell mom and dad. Ill pay you back when I get my paycheck (I was a lifeguard). And I always paid him back

2LeftTuddies

$10 Amiga (that's 173 pesos!). NHOR. I need to know - what's more Garbage™, hot food that gets cold OR cold food that gets hot or room temp?

Alex

Canadian homie over 10$ cuz of exchange rates. Is it trash to have your kids wear swimsuits under thier clothes to go to the local YMCA for swimming. It lets you go right to the pool and not fuss with getting the kids changed. PS we have twin 5 year olds so it’s like herding cats sometimes

Brett Jelinek

10$ homie NHOR Is it garbage that your wife uses the excuse "did you take your meds today" in a argument?

RollYourOwnHeaters

FirstTimeLongTime Is it garbage if you had to constantly juggle video rental stores because you forgot to return Minority Report and now you just own it or you can go back and pay the 50 dollars in late fees like a bozo?

Matiece

Is it garbage to keep delaying a family vacation until you find out how much the at&t data breach settlement payment will be?

Kippy’s Classmate - The Horse

$10 homie NHOR Anything related to a conversation about needing a CDL to drive something big. I’ve got a family friend who drives a huge RV and someone always brings up not needing a CDL for it

T -Dawg

Freshly minted $10 homie here. Is it garbage for your dad to tell you that the real treat in whipped cream is at the bottom of the can? My girlfriend's dad told her this when she was a kid, and then proceeded to hit it like a whippet in the middle of the kitchen.

Tuesgay Bozo

FTLT $10 homie. Is it garbage to make people ride in your back seat instead of shotgun bc you cut your springs to lower your car, and now if anybody ride up front with me, my tire scrubs the wheel well when I hit a bump. This was a ‘93 Acura legend, I had the car for about a year and went through at least 6 tires on that one wheel.

Mike S.

$10 homie nh1r: Is it garbage if your vacations as a kid were driving to the lake 45 minutes away to swim, but you only made it there 50% of the time because your parents always got in a fight in the car on the way up

Gravy Seals

$10 slut, and never had one read. Is it garbage to hold an employee party at a Red Robin?

Nico Garcia

$10 homie NHOR. AYG If you got a zippo as a gift from your girlfriend when you were both 13 because you ripped heaters?

Eric

Hey $10 Brogie NHOR is it garbage if your initial reaction to the check engine light coming on is "ah that could be anything"?

Wyatt

$5 tightwad, first time asking Is it garbage to take laundry detergent from the landfill? While working for my dad in his General Contracting company, we go to the landfill to haul off debris, and see a semi truck unloading bottles of laundry detergent, drier sheets, etc. that have passed the sell by date. We talk to the driver and he let us take whatever we wanted. We left with as much as we could fit (at least one pallet worth of stuff)

Josh

$10 homie NHOR Last weekend I spilled half a beer on my parents’ new leather couch and blamed it on my baby. Bonus garbage, while cleaning it up I left a wet rag hanging over the back of one of their wooden chairs, staining the wood, but my mom said she might have done it so that settled that. Luckily it buffed out.

Alexander Shizzlestein

10 Dolla Holla! Dropped kid (kindergarten)of his Backpack at lunchtime met him in Cafeteria.palmed a couple of sliders on the way out

Tuna Homie

10 buck chuck in a truck here. NHOR. Is it garbage to have a mini fridge next to the bed? It doubles as a night stand. I got ice cold Gatorade for hangovers and waters for the midnight dry mouth. Also the hum of the motor makes for good sleepin!

KrashoutKim

$10 soul sister here. Are you garbage if you wake up in the middle of the night in a panic because you think your 16 year old dog died in his sleep? Turns out my husband just had really rockin' farts....

Trash Bag Max

Hey boys, $10 dipship here. Are you garbage if when a mechanic tells you all the ways your car is fucked up, you instantly start googling “what happens if I don’t repair…” Fuckers quoted me $2300 for repairs on my Altima.

Stevie 6 fingers

10 NHOR, you ever use socks as mittens as a child? It didn’t snow much so never had gloves when it snowed tried using socks till other kids noticed lol

Rich

FTLT - $10 Licensed Trashologist Ever play in the back of a truck when you were a kid? My dad would tip the bed of his 78’ Ford dump truck and let me hang off the cab shield with rubber bungees like I was rock climbing. P.s. - This wasn’t out in the boonies, we live in Pittsburgh.

HalfCarpet

$10 homie here never had one read. Are you garage if the first time you ever saw “real money” was after an insurance pay out from a car accident? And that “real money” was a grand total of $2,843?

Great Griffin Above

$5 variety. Are you garbage if you can't tell if you are too drunk or have had too much bar food? Was at a dive yesterday and may have feasted a little too well on some cheese curds, burgers and wings.

IROC and Hoagie Roll

New $10 homie. Are you garbage if your dad used a radar detector? Extra garbage for calling it a ‘fuzz buster’?

Patty’s Ashtray

10 dolla homie never had one read Is it garbage to not have a birth certificate as a US citizen? Apparently there was an error made by the hospital and I never got one, and ended up with a “delayed birth registration”. Judging by how many times my parents forgot me at football practice, I’m guessing they didn’t do something right but continue to claim to this day “it’s the doctor’s fault” Love youse!

Heywood Jeblowme

AYG if you only do laundry when you run out of clean underwear? Asking for my broad.

Stink Fleaman

$10 homie NHOR Garbage? Local convenience store (shout out to Stewart’s) offers dollar off ice cream cones for kids in sports uniforms. Brother makes his kids put on little league jerseys well after the season…like snow on the ground after P.s. bring back the Kippys heaters and cooling shirts

Wyatt

$5 dirtbag, NHOR Are you garbage if, while still in high school, you had to steal your dad’s prescription heartburn medicine before a sporting event? I ran track and would get wicked acid reflux if I didn’t Still stealing his meds to this day

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

10$ homie Have had one read (no biggie). Is it garbage to get a firearm for Christmas?

Chicken Parmaceuticals

$10 Blue Collar, ayg if you were told as a kid that in order for a Chinese fortune cookies fortune to come true, you would have to eat it. I still hold this tradition today

DrugzInATony

$10 undercover producer. Never had one read. Is it garbage if my dad made his debit card pin number the amount he would have to pay my mom in alimony? My parents were going through a separation and after he found out he would have to pay her $1700 a month, he made his pin number 1700 because he said he would never forget that number. P.S. they stayed together, but the pin number remained as a reminder.

The_Lord74

Long time $10 investor, never had one read. How do we feel about paying a buddy back for something with an item that “could be worth a lot one day”? Some context, I almost exclusively repair one of my boys car and he’s always jammed up and his favorite form of payment for my time is football cards. I would do the work for free regardless but he feels bad he can’t give me cash. Also if anyone is interested in a small football card collection hmu.

Stephen T

$5 jawn never had one read, Is it garbage to ask the people at the deli counter to cut your meat or cheese thinner just so you can eat a slice or two in the store. I usually make them do it twice.

Foley’s Son

$10 homie, never had one read. In 2005 I was in the Marine Corps and trying to duck PT like a real professional. Didn’t wanna wait at sickbay, so I figured I’d fast-track it. I tell ’em I got acute chest pain. Why? Because I was fresh outta high school and thought acute meant small. Like an acute triangle. Learned that from TV. They don’t hesitate , straight to the front of the line. Next thing I know, there’s a full-bird colonel climbing directly up my ass asking why I’m not actively dying. Long story short: • It “worked” • One week cleaning sickbay • Public humiliation • Still had to do PT All because I tried to be slick and outsmart the Marine Corps. Am I garbage… or is that just blue-collar problem solving?

Fendersax

New $10, never had one read. Garbage conspiracy theory…. Lotion is a scam. I’m a dry mfer and no matter how much lotion I use (o’keefes because I pretend I’m a real man) my hands get dryer and dryer. I’m convinced they put stuff in there that makes it so you need to keep buying it. Love youse, your dirtbag little cousin from BOSTON.

Colin McDermott

$10 dip shit. Never had one read on the podcast, did have one read at a live show. (Shout out to The Potluck Wedding) Is it garbage that the “limo” my mom got me for the prom was the family car from the local funeral home? It looked just like a hearse and all my buddies wanted to take pictures in front of it.

TacoBellSauceDrawer

New $10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to binge at Dominoes with a large meat lovers pizza and cinnamon bread bites but get a 2-liter of Coke so that the workers inside Dominoes think I’m feeding my entire family? (I live alone). Extra trash aspect — I queue up a show on TV and pause it so that it’s ready for when I get back home with my pizza.

Benjamin

10$ have had one read before is it garbage to take pic of your license, credit/debit card or checking info cause you know you’ll have to pay for something?

Corbin Krueger

$10 little Kip college fund supporter, are you garbage if you got a massage in blue jeans. I was in Chicago with my wife for new years and she booked us a nice massage, the lady was no disrespect very Asian, and had to have a translator, she said disrobe and I asked how far she said just take your shirt off. The first 1/2 was fine but then she was stretching out my legs in not so movable jeans and it felt weird. Side note this was my first massage and didn’t want to make this poor old lady feel awkward if I was too disrobed. Made sure to tip heavy big man style to make up for the strangeness. Love you’s guys.

CotyH316

$50 homie never had one read. Am I garbage for thinking Elvis might still be alive? Bring back the live hangs on Zoom or whatever please!!!! Love you Brothers! Love and peace. MSgt (ret) Coty 🙏🏻🇺🇸🫡

Dick Lovers Pizza.

10$ Dirtball here, had one read about 2 years ago, but who's counting, what are you the cops? Ever win a jackpot at a casino, and have someone else claim it for you? I hit a 12k grand jackpot out of a 1$ bet on a slot and I lost my shit, because I didn't have my I.D. I couldn't celebrate cuz I didn't want the attention on me. So I called my mom who was in the smoking section of the casino, and she ran to sit in my seat and claim the money, and they gave it to her. Had to break her off 2 Large for the favor.

Captain Kush

$10 investor NHOR. Is it garbage that in high school my buddies and me had a stashed bong hidden in the bushes in our neighborhood since none of us could hide a bong at our houses. You could drive by and snag it when you needed it. It was a white plastic one (had a metal down stem) that we called the Yeti. We kept it in a plastic grocery bag which it would stink so bad every time you brought it out haha.

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 buffoon , Is it garbage if you leave your card at the bar for a tab overnight by accident and you cancel the card before they can charge you ?

Dan Flynndx

$10 pack of garbage pail kippies. NHOR Are you garbage if you cried at the end of "American History X" cause you really thought Danny was turning it around?

Cam Cotham

Don't mention me- You ever take out a cash advance on a different credit card to pay off another credit card minimum payment? Talk about JAMMED. TF. UP.

ImaFool4Gabbagool

$10 dipshit NHOR, is it garbage to tell a cop you pay their salary? Witnessed my dad do this a few times when he got pulled over for speeding 5-10 over the limit. Come back to Michigan soon boys, I pay your salary!

Jerry Ennett

Ever flick snow over your dogs turd and keep walking?

Foley’s Frenulum

$10 long time homie NH1R: Is it garbage if you only learned how to blow your noise in your thirties? I am 33 and only learned how to blow my nose last year because my wife forced me to. To be fair, my mom still doesn’t do it and they just never really taught us basic things

HeaterFingerz

Is it garbage to put water in the ketchup bottle when its low?

Capt. Lou

Hey AYG admin, will you please suggest to the boys that they invest in some boom mic stands? Foleys fidgeting and pounding on the table is distracting, especially for us who listen on head phones. Thank y'all! Love the show

Brendan Faulkner

I like the shirts! I got two Trash Trash Trash shirts for Christmas!

Fat Iron Building

Ten dollar pack of hot dogs. You believe those prices. NHOR. Been with the bird just shy of ten years. Is it garbage that I am not sure what her mother's name is. We see them often. But I have danced around it through holidays, funerals, and frequent get togethers. At this point all I am hoping for is to bring the mail in and read it.

Sean Patrick

$10 Dolla No Holla homie, never had one read! Just joined the armyyyyyy. So, in college, my frugal roommates and I figured out a way to save on heaters. See, two us us sold weed, and we would session smoke about 2 to 4 blunts after class between the three of us. After our sesh, we would take the tocacco guts from the Swishers, and pack them into menthol cigarette tubes with the help of roller machine we got from one of our ex's crackhead mom for cheap. For the calculation - 2 blunts = about 3 cigarettes exactly. Perfect for after the sesh. Garbage? 🤔🤣

AYGwillickers

have you ever called 867-5309 in hopes of getting Jenny? when i was a kid you could call it and get a pre recorded message from tommy tutone.

Spenser O

$10 home for 4 years, never had one read. Is it garbage to fund your vacation with family by betting every night you're down there? Went to Orlando Florida for 4 days that turned into 7 due to weather and used free bets to make a initial 25$ into $750 on sports bets. It paid for dinner for us every night and then some lol.

Patty’s Chili Water

$10 bargain bin NHOR is it garbage if you shrink wrap the windows in your house to keep it warmer in the winter?

YourMomsCans

NH1R Canadian stock holder. Ever buy something off Facebook marketplace, offer a price and the seller offers a lower price? Offered $200 on a set of used tires and he seen me and my car and said how about $150?

Squid the Kid

$10 homie for life. Any bumper stickers or magnets on your cars growing up or now? In 2014 I got a sticker from a music festival of George Clooneys head that I put on the back of my ‘02 Saturn Ion which I used to deliver pizzas in. P.S I sold that car on Craigslist and saw the car in the wild only one time and it still had the sticker on the back!

The Tragically Hick

$15 CAD Homie. Are you garbage if you skin your knee over the age of 30?

AYGwillickers

long time subscriber. had one read a long time ago. is it garbage to call a 900-976 number to get ahold of santa?

Scraping Bedrock

$10 homie here never had one read. Are you garbage if you thought “Husky” pants as a kid were a brand of pants and not a pair of pants for a lard ass little kid? Only certain stores had em so it was always a struggle finding them.

gregnorius

$10 homie. Is it garbage to complain about finding plastic in your food if you’re paying with a gift card? I didn’t want to because even if they comped the meal then we’d have to come back again at a later date to use the rest of the gift card.

Billy Apodaca

$10 vato loco. Never had one read. One of two chicanos here. Is it garbage to host my kids parties at my in laws even though I have more than enough room to do it at my house?

Mikey.Bontade

$10 Homer Simpson voice impersonator, maybe never had one read. Is it garbage to park the car under an interstate overpass because of a torrential downpour, and crack open a couple two-three pops while waiting?

Hey_it’s_Lauren

Brand Spankin New $10 Homie NHOR How long do you rock with a bar of soap once it starts to get too small, I feel like an idiot washing my whole bod with a piece of soap the size of a quarter. I’ll usually wait til a few soap bars get real small and try to squish them together to give them a second life

Dustin

Hey fellas, $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you get arrested and spend three days in jail for stealing $0.83 worth of candy out of the grocery store bulk bins? My old roommate smoked a blunt one night and plucked some chocolates from the free-range candy bins. 83 cents of Werther’s got him 2 nights in jail over the weekend.

Caleb N.

$5 cheapskate NH1R. Is it garbage if your dad would ask you to reach across the center console of the vehicle and steer while he wrote a check for the mortgage that would be late if not dropped off that day? P.S. Happened on multiple occasions.

Butt-whole Bayley

$10 hoagie never had one read. How old were you when you first vandalized something? Up the street from me was a large parking lot for a mechanic. This guy had about a dozen VW Rabbits that sat there forever. Me and my buddy decided to jump all over them, leaving massive dents on the roofs and hoods. I figured out how to break in through the sunroofs and we would pretend to drive them. We were 12.

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone.

Penske Material

When was the last time you tried to move something with your mind?

Foley's Lawyer

Is it garbage if you cancel your subscription because your questions never got picked?

Corporal Foley

$20 tuna transportation specialist here never had one read. Is it garbage to not pay for the $1 car vacuum at Wawa. Little hint but the Local spot near me you can press the button 3 times and the vacuum turns on like a beauty. Feels trashy but I got a trashy car I think it cancels out.

Pasta For Gay Guys

$10 union member. Is it garbage to get your friends in the medical field to write letters stating you need to quarantine so you can take extra vacations? Yes Foley, they can write scripts if needed. 😂

The Fatador

Youse ever been called husky as an adult?

CrippledEagle86

HEY FOLEY!!!!! $10 Homie here, haven’t had one read before. Is it garbage to enjoy a cold drink while on the commode?

CrippledEagle86

HEY FOLEY!!!!! $10 Homie here, haven’t had one read before. Is it garbage to have your mom by you heaters as a teenager and smoke them while she’s in the car with you???

Benny

$10 lemonhead - Umbrella when it’s snowing, trash or class?

Slammed Sam

New $10 frontline soldier…nhor My dad never let us believe in Santa Clause, not for religious reasons, but because he “wasn’t gonna let some fat ass take credit for the gifts I worked all this overtime to buy” …My childhood was robbed. Thanks guys!!

Fat Shisno

5 $ pre approved bozo (buying a house in the bucks county!) here's a home owner question. What's a dead give away that the house your looking at is trash? Went to a view a house last week and the "addition" they added to the house had a 6-8 in dip in the room. Like a substantial difference between the edge of the room and the center. Oh it also had a crack in the foundation.

Newfoundland MICMAC's

Is it garbage for your local school to sell tickets on a liquor basket for a high school graduation. It was sold by the parents at the local bar .

Henry’s Hemorrhoids

$10 homie here, NHOR, are you garage if you’ve paid your weed dealer in change? Backstory: it was $100 for the sack that my buddy and I were splitting, I put up my $50 and he gave me $40 cash and 40 quarters. I was the one picking it up and needless to say the dealer wasn’t too happy.

Throb Lowe

Throb Lowe $20 money launder. Never had one read Dear waste management Is it garage to store dress shoes in crown royal bags, my dad does this with every pair he's had for as long as I can remember. Ps you guys should do a AYG game show (present by the Dempsey Group) akin to story warz. The prizes should be the gift you get from employment anniversaries/milestones, i.e quartz watch, pin, or plaque.

Thefuzzyclam

Do you ever drink beer on the toilet while your takin a dump?

CupCheckChuck

Is it garbage to sit on a cold toilet seat in jeans first , so it not as shocking when you sit down bare ass

Rocky Bozoa

Ten dollar per holler. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you let your cat lick your dinner plate, After you ate, and put in directly in the dish washer?

soggyramen

10 dollar soul sista here, never had one read! Is it garbage to know exactly how many reserve miles you have in your gas tank after it hits empty? I automatically add 23 miles to whatever my dashboard says I have left in the tank

Sausage Lover 9000

You ever make someone feel the weight of your watch to show them how “heavy” it is?

Foleyville PD

$10 flatbread freak NHOR so trying something new - Something to blow uncle hanks hair back. Supper Clubs, an old time classy joint. I'm talking prime rib, lobster, pickle trays, dressing boats. Louis V goog it. Love youse

Pee Pee Kaa Kaa

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to bring two pair of shoes (1 trash 1 nice) when you drive because you don’t want the nice pair to get any heel drag on the back? Love u guys

Andrew Freitas

$14.95 new Canadian homie. Is it trash if your dad cut open and washed the old milk bags and hung them to dry in the bathroom so you could use them to bring your sandwich to school in? (Ya, Canadian milk comes in bags)

Jake the Snake

New $10 homie, is it garbage if your grandfather took the dead bushes that a neighbor threw to the curb and planted them in his yard and spray painted them green?

Kippy’s Secret Love of Phish

$10 dyslexic NHOR…is it garbage to tie a balloon to your mailbox to show you’re having a party but the balloon doesn’t match the party? Ex: my Dad tying a Happy Birthday balloon when we hosted my uncle’s memorial.

Covid, Shieeeeeeeeeeet

Is it garbage to see a family loading up on pizza at a Chinese buffet? Is it also garbage if they misspelled it as "pazza"?

C N

$10 homie Is it garbage if at one point in my life I worked at a Staples; my brother worked at an office depot and my dad worked at an office max all within 10 miles of each other?

Jesse

Similar to only tipping when the cashier is looking, ever been driving at night, and you wait until the oncoming car comes into view before flicking off your high beams just so they know I did them the courtesy??? Or am I just a psycho...

AV

$10 Christmas homie, NHOR. AYG if the first pair of proper tits you ever seen was leaving a NASCAR race at Texas motor speedway. We were leaving in our mini van, passing the tailgate and this lady flashed her set of cans (pretty nice) and my mom yelled out “There’s a kid in here!” Then some guy mooned us. I was 6. Love youse.

JehovahThickness

Yous ever get a itch on your back in the shower and instead of trying to itch it you just turn the water up hotter and burn it away

Jenna Tailia

$10 homie here. Have youse ever been caught on fire?

Jarrod

$10 Pump and Dumper Is it garbage to receive “Italian” chocolates from a coworker for Christmas and get halfway through the bag before realizing they’re different flavors?

Jarbaggio

FTLT never had one read. What's the verdict on the potato chip sandwich?

All The Toast

$10 Multi Tasker, Will you go to the bathroom during a phone conversation and hope the person you’re calling won’t notice?

Maggie Mona

$10 soul sister- serious question from a non smoker: I saw a guy (by himself) with 3 cigs in each knuckle of his fist. They were all lit. He was smoking 3 cigs at once. Is this a thing??? How many cigs have you smoked at once?????

Sam H

$10 homie here. NHOR. Are you garbage if you buy edibles because you have a chest cold and can’t smoke flower?

Brennen Knaub

$10 shareholder, you ever get hit with a lint roller in public. My grandma pulled one out at my girl cousin‘s basketball game in front of her whole team because my sweatshirt had so much dog hair on it.

Cajun offended Foley thinks we're southern

Poverty Homie who is submitting his first question:Are you garbage if your toys are worth significantly more than your vehicle? Ie... I drive a truck with 210k miles but have a brand new polaris Northstar ranger

Jesus's carpenter

$10 homie never had one read. Is it trash if your dad would hand you back his empty brewskies on the way home from school so I could try to hit street signs out the window? Ps. This was from age 6-would do it today

MakerMatt

$10 Value Meal Member NHOR - You have any words you started saying funny and can't say regular anymore? CHICAGGGGGGO

Moondog

$14 Canadian homie never had one read. is it trash if when your dads on a work trip, your mom talks you and your young sister into giving the dog up he just got for adoption because “we could never go to Disneyland” and proceed to never go to Disney land?

Krissy

ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN, $10 SOUL SISTA, NEVER HAD ONE READ! IS IT GARBAGE IF I GLUED MY EYE SHUT WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD? I SPENT A LOT OF TIME AT MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER‘S HOUSE AND A NEIGHBORHOOD FRIEND WAS OVER AND I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS HER BY SHOWING HOW EASY IT IS TO PUT EYE DROPS IN. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT IT WAS MY GRANDMA‘S NAIL GLUE AND MY EYELASHES STUCK TO MY SKIN. I SCREAMED FOR MY GREAT GRANDMA AND SHE CAME RUNNING IN AND I TOLD HER WHAT HAPPENED. IN A PANICK, SHE PICKED UP THE SAME BOTTLE AND PUT IT IN MY EYE, THINKING IT WAS EYE DROPS. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAD MY EYELASHES REMOVED AND HAD TO WEAR A 101 DALMATIANS EYEPATCH FOR A WEEK.

Honkin Guzunga’s

10$ longtime bazoe here NHOR frfr! Is it garbage to use a piece of bread as a potholder/oven mitt? Did it the other day pulling my tendies out of the air fryer was making my kid a pbj and was holding the bread anyways ! Worked but I think next time I’ll use the heel ! Love youse

Michael

JOSIE MARCeLLINO POVERTY FUND TRUSTEE My wife and I went to pick up our breakfast sandwiches and the man who made them hands them over and says “here are your GARGANTUAN sandwiches” It was BEC Lettuce Onion with a hash brown on it Was that necessary?

Brian

$10 advice seeker NHOR. After the recent snow storm I was working from home when I look out my window and see my neighbor digging out his car in our parking lot and throwing the snow in front of my car which I was planning on digging out during lunch. I wanted to open the window and politely ask this dickhead what's wrong with him but my girl talked me out of it. Instead I got dressed, grabbed my shovel, and dug out my car right in front of him. It took me about an hour and not a word was said between us, we didn't even make eye contact. When I told my dad about this he told me that I should have scratched the shit out of the side of his car with my shovel. How do you guys think I should have handled this and how should I handle it moving forward?

james

Are you garbage if you try homemade versions of fast food items. Example: the other night we had homemade kfc famous bowls. Thanks love youse! Jimmy

fuckdick

is it garbage to kill yourself

Toilet Rug

Kippy blew by one on the Boney: AYG if you can't loan someone your car without giving "special instructions."

Toilet Rug

Also, check out the Ego electric snow blowers. I have a hardware store in Minneapolis. That's all we sell anymore. I have one.

Nasty Nate AZ bozo

First time long time, never had one. Is it garbage if your high school metalcore band got shutdown mid set during the spring concert? They said it was because our friend came on stage and started air humping we thought it’s cause they weren’t hip to our sound. That friend ended up fighting the principals son because of it and got his ass kicked. He smoked two heaters back to back before the fight, the principals son was in Physical Training getting ready to go into the army.

FritoBandito

10$ snake bite never had one read Are you garbage if you take a peter pan bus from Mass to NYC for a bachelor party despite having a stomach bug. In turn barely participating in the event and risking everyone else getting sick. Ps Screw you brandon youre 33 make better choices

FoleysFailedMusicCareer

$10 boofer Are you garbage if your favorite sandwich/burger topping is a hotdog cut in half

Brandon D

Are the boys garbage enough to go Hollywood a get lap band surgery for the big man and hair plugs in Turkey for Kippy? Film it for the show of course. Still want to see an estimate to fix Foley's teeth...woof.

All The Toast

$10 Savory Saver, Is it garbage that I can only say “bought it with points” when I’m referring to the points I’ve earned through the McDonald’s app?

Georgia

$10 Soul Sista. NHOR. Is it garbage two months after getting your drivers license at 16 to compete in a demolition derby at the county fair? I won second overall!

Reid boy

$10 homie NHOR You ever yell the phrase “I just paid that off!”

Leftomatic

$10 og homie since 2022. NHOR AYG if you point your key fob at your car when locking the doors.

Tuddy’s Moose Knuckle

$10 garbage ambassador NHOR Is it garbage to park your car at your mom’s and ask your friends for rides to get it because you have a crazy ex-gf who likes to stab your tires. It’s been a month of me “hiding” my car. Thanks.

Ballzak

10$ month to month homie. Never had one Are you garbage if your dad used Freon to blow the excess hair off you after a driveway haircut? He’d say “hold your breath, you don’t want to breathe this shit in”

RedLobsterBiscuits

$10 bloody woods bozo. NHOR. Is it garbage to keep a fishing pole in your car because you’re working close to the river, so on lunch and after work you try to catch some dinner. ( Iron worker Local 477) Love yous guys.

Sparky Anderson

$10 homie. NHOR. Are you garbage if you actively listen to this podcast on the back of a garbage truck?

Lady Bug

$10 soul sister NHOR Are you garbage if you order $75 worth of food at the McDonald’s drive thru?

Ohio Valley River Trash

Listening to today's episode, just wanted to say about the whole "I get my farts sucked out" comment...; growing up my dad always tried to convince us he didnt fart because my grandma never taught him how to growing up. So whenever we were accusing each other of letting one rip, he'd say it obviously wasnt him cause he never learned how.😂

Lane Simonson

Is It Garbage to get any part of your body autographed?.....bonus, if you later on get it tattoo.

All The Toast

$10 Forced Fresh Air, Ever have to duct tape a car window shut?

KensRanch4Life

Kippy, are you the King of the Burbs or the Bozo of the Burbs? You gotta get the biggest gas John Deere riding mower on the market. Get the whole winter kit with the front mounted snow blower, the wheel weights and the plastic cab. You'll really be the envy of the block. Or if you really want to stunt on em get the smallest diesel tractor with a front end loader, glass cab and rear mount snow blower.

Preparation H. Foley

NHOR, is it garbage to use French fries to spread sauce on a burger like a piece of edible cutlery? -Homie Typing with my right hand holding a burger with my left

Mike Oxlong

TDHNHOR- Is it garbage if your earliest memory is standing on your grandfather’s front seat as he drives to the bootlegger. It was 1988ish and I was 4.

H.(pv.) Fully

$10 pile of rubbish. NHOR. is it garbage to wear a charity t-shirt of something you did not participate in, to make yourself appear more charitable? Take any angle i can get. Love yinz all!

Droobie

10 dollar homie! Never had one read! Is it garbage for your mother to hit you with a brush, break it on you, then demand you buy her a new brush? Love youse!

Meatball150

AYG if your frying pans only ever go from stove top to sink back to stove top, and never ever EVER get put back in a cabinet.

FoleysFailedMusicCareer

$10 music catalog here NH1R Is it garbage if instead of taking vitamins I just eat the fruit or veggie equivalent, suckers pay hand over fist for vitamins while I eat 3 oranges and a handful of minced onions every morning

Nick Fulks

Is it appatizers or apper tizers? Anyhows we know it’s them anytizers that be hitting 🍗

Isthismylaptop?wheredidyougetthiscomputer

$10 soulbrotha wife pays subscription never had one read; Is it garbage to have an ongoing argument with your friend for 20 years? Was at my friends house as kids and we went to the kitchen to get chips salsa and sour cream. He gets to his room before me and places the plate of sourcream and salsa directly in my spot on the bed (not where we put food in normal houses) so I went to plant my ass where and was and ended up in a plate of dip. Who’s in the wrong? Me for not looking in MY SEAT WHERE I WAS SITTING or the plate placer? He’s a free listener bozo so make sure he hears this! Btw Kippy I had my first baby (a boy) in September, NAMED HIM HENRY! love youse boys

Kj

$10 former latchkey kid here never had one read. Are you garbage if your senior year of high-school you had the word Resilience tattooed on your arm ps it was your 17th bday gift from your dad it was done in the bedroom of an apartment complex for like 50 bucks

James

$10 NHOR Is it garbage to leave the stall door open while you take a leek if all the urinals are taken

Howie Dern *kippy voice*

$10 Associate Bozo NHOR - A buddy of mine calls it West Consin instead of Wisconsin.

Lu_The_Mailman

50 dollar baller. Is it garbage to drive around with your high beams on because the regular bulbs on your headlights are both out and you’re too lazy to change them?

Kipp's Bay

$10 month to month. NHOR Is it garbage if your grandma told you to get a nosh but you were a fat little bastard who never heard that word so you ordered a full meal and they had to wait for you to finish it?

Blue Moon Bozo

$10 Spotify stalker (just had one read told everyone) are you garbage if you threw BIG rocks in the above ground pool in November and your grandpa made you get in the pool btw live in Iowa November gets real cold

BLTZD_BANDT55

$10 NHOR Is it garbage if your family had a literal burn pit. (It was deep)

Airborne FLIGHT Trash

5$ Commuting Base Crew Member, NHOR. I live in FL but now have to commute to Puerto Rico for work and had to recently get a condo aka. crashpad and a car on the island. Car registration doesn't work as fast as on the mainland, so for 3 month my toll pass doesn't work. Idk probably my fault, my Spanish is shit and I have a busy schedule and haven't taken care of it. Is it Garbage that when I drive through the toll bridge I set the alarm off, it makes me giggle every time. At this point I feel I need to hit the highest score or something, I need to get this shit taken care of.

Abe

Are you garbage if you use a coupon (cut from the back of a Kroger receipt) at Church's 🐔 for a 10 PC, scan the app for points, and then immediately go through the drive-thru again cuz that just put you over in points for a free 🐔 sandwich, and ask for free honey mustard that they charge for each time

Candle Runningham

$10.98/month homie here (I guess no one else pays sales tax?) NHOR, Is it garbage to use your wedding ring to open a beer bottle? Bonus points if you use a plastic lighter or the corner of a hard surface like the kitchen countertop

Tootie and the blowfish

When we were kids my uncle was responsible for keeping me and my brother and our cousins out of trouble in the waiting room of the hospital while my parents and aunt was visiting another family member my uncle super glued a couple quarters to the floor and we sat at a distance laughing at people trying to pick them up shout out to all the uncles life was different before smart phones and tablets

Tommy

I have to push back on Foley. Former Waiter at a busy family-friendly restaurant and now am a Dad to two toddlers. Families are great, easy tables. They always sit down for dinner at like 4:45 or 5:00, before the real dinner crowd. They want to be in-and-out, and appreciate you putting the kids food in first. It's easy money and they are gone in an hour, never lingering. Table turnover is the name of the game, and you can serve 5 families before the real spenders come for dinner at like 7:00. Now I have two kids. I want them to be confident and comfortable communicating with strangers, so I let them order their own food. Yes, it sometimes takes them 24 seconds to order Mac n cheese and apple juice, but that's life. That would have never bothered me as a waiter. We live in a society, and there's nothing wrong with a waiter assist in helping your kids learn and grow. Stop coddling these people, they're adults.

Aiden Cunha

$10 home never had one read, is it garbage if you use shot glasses to take nyquil? I can never keep track of loss little plastic cups they come with

Anita Heeder

What’s in your sauce drawer at home?

BigCityStompah

$10 homie never had one read - Are you garbage if you intentionally cut off drivers Ed cars because you feel like it gets em prepared for the real world? I dunno what it is about giving a kid a good scare while also teaching em life lessons.

Lance

$10 dirtbag, Is it garbage to go to multiple destination weddings for the same person?

Big Jerm

Ayg 10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Cayley

$10 soul sister! Are you garbage if you check the local inmate roster and ccap every week (on the work computer, of course) and call it “stopping by the corner office”?!

WarmTunarHoagie

$10 Tunar Hoagie of the Month Member, never had one read. Is it garbage if my 7 year old daughter knows every word to Escape (The Piña Colada Song) we were driving back from school listening to the song and she asked me “If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape or whatever that means?”

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. AYG if you have wall to wall carpet in your bathroom and/or dining room?

Our New Neighborhood

Longtime Soul Sister, married for 42 years to longtime Homie (which at our age sounds... trashy?!), never had one read. Are you garbage if you are on a cruise, enjoying the high seas and the blue sky, but have to walk to Walmart when you get to port so you can get an HDMI cord to watch AYG on the cabin TV? Kinda know the answer already, but the Homie was in a much better mood after getting hooked up.

Phillip Oliver Wholes

$10 mobile home, first time, long time never had one read. Are you garbage if you put away your clean laundry lol building a sandcastle? You stuff the basket full, flip it over, and hope it keeps the same shape.

Whaaaatmuuuurddderrrrs

$10 foley fat court prosecutor NEVER HAD ONE READ… are you garbage if you look down at the garnish on your dinner plate and say “well that’s pretty much a salad”. Love youse.

I saw kippy crip walk in Tampa

$15 big money spender NHOR, 3 pepper Colby jack cheese. Do yourself a favor, see you fuckers in Tampa 🫶

Lloyd Cates

FTLT Is it garbage for your dad to stop on the side of the road with a bucket and a shovel to pickup rock salt the highway department just laid. He looked excited and said “this shit is fresh why would I go to the store and buy it?”

Dirk Diggler

First time Long Time ! Hope ta get youse back in Fart Louderdale/Dania soon. Are you Garbage if you buy something at a store for work with cash. Make a copy of the receipt for work. Then take the reciept back to the store later grab said item off the shelf and return and get them sweet sweet greenback . You never stole so are you even a theif ?

Cris

$10 homie here, never had one read, AYG if you use super glue to seal cuts and gashes on your hands? Im always cutting up my hands from work and super glue works great in a pinch!

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie! AYG if your high school had a program where you could work as janitor for the summer?

Tuddy’s Long Lost Son

$10 homie, first time/long time, and loved yall in Bawlmur last December! Are you garbage if you’re family refuses to throw away any old electronic devices? I’m staring at decade old computers, old LG Envys touch bc we had money at some point), and a PS3 I just can’t part with. Who knows? Might be worth a little casheesh one day???

JohnnyMeatspin

NHOR in general are childhood scars garbage… especially if you tell people the story into adult hood… I bit my tongue off as a kid, my sister cut me with scissors, wrecked on my handlebars and tooth went through lip… stabbed myself with a knife… separate occasions all left visible scars and I told people about them until my thirties

Luke

Big Homie NHOR… Is it Garbage to park outside the garage, run an extension cord to the car, and leave a little space heater plugged in inside the car overnight? Defrosters don't work, no remote start anyway, plus it melts the snow! In the morning that whip is toasty warm and Good. To. Go.

Brice Bassett

$10 homie NHOR. The big man trashin' Patty's watery chili recently got me thinking. Are you garbage if your favorite soup/sandwich combos are chili & a peanut butter sandwich or chicken noodle and a peanut butter sandwich. Tomato and a grilled cheese can kick rocks. Love youse!

TBurton

$10 homie, favorite show in the world. I Is it garbage if you call out of work but then hit up the after work bar session? Coworker didn’t come in this morning but met up with the crew later for a round of beers, starting to think he wasn’t sick. Love the show!

Foleys Twin Flame

10$ hoe fo sho - I recently used a hair tie to secure a frozen bag of vegetables

STL_Broad

Is it garbage if you went to a high school that’s across the street from a former uranium processing site used for nuclear weapons in the 40’s, 50’s and 60’s? We all used to joke about drinking radioactive waste from the school water fountains, tbh I kinda think we were. #GoVikings #Classof2010 #FrancisHowell

Honkin Guzunga’s

Yo longtime big time bozo here 10$ make you holla is it garbage to feel good about yourself when you go from like a 6$ normal delivery tip to a 10 piece ? I just greased my normal zah dude all I had was a 10 couldn’t ask for change so …ya greasers grease !!!!! ….Prob only tip him like 4 to make up for it next time but still !!!! lol

AvoidTheNoid

$10 pizza connoisseur here. Ever have to get resourceful and cut a frozen pizza with scissors? And is it bad that it might be my new thing?

Redacted

Long time first time $10 home slice NH1R. AYG if you wait to scratch your scratch off ticket you were gifted until you’re not around other people? My M.I.Ls boyfriend got a scratch offs for my wife, her uncles/aunts, grandmother and me. I was the only guy who scratched it off when we were all still together. PS I married into a roxborough family

Travis

First time $10 homie, AYG if you thought your mom was some kind of gourmet when making tacos, till you find out later down the line she was just using the seasoning packs from the Old El Paso brand

Jacob Barstad

Haven’t had one read yet. Is it garbage to refer to your signature as your “John Hancock”?

T Boned

I grew up in a house attached to a seafood restaurant by a plywood tunnel on a muddy lake in east Texas *not on the sea and we served catfish. Except my room was in a single wide trailer my dad got from a guy who owed him money and was attached to the house by a plywood tunnel. I didn't think this was unusual until I tried to explain this to my future in-laws.

FatTittyToots

10$ bozo Nhor. Is it garbage for your mom to still rock the leather cig and lighter carrier everywhere she goes. The one with the zipper you know what I’m talking about

LaxCoach72

$10 homie had one read: Ever rip a fart in a group of guys and find your best friend? My first lax practice in college, we were stretching on our backs. I put my legs up and made sounds like I was giving birth and ripped a long and loud one. Dude walked up 5 mins later and goes “that was fucking awesome. I’m Ryan”

Mr. Bevilaqua

$10 homie Is it garbage if your dad explains the term "lot lizard" by driving you to the nearest truck stop and pointing a few out?

Garbage is as garbage does.

$10 half decade homie. Is it garbage to eat your McDonald's drive thru in the parking lot and then go inside to refill your drink?

Dr. Chalupacabra

10 dollar bozo, we’ve see Kippys Bloody Woods and Lukey Patukeys rap, where’s the big man’s old music or footage?

FoleysCleavage

$10 homo never had one read…is going through estate sales and haggling down the price garbage or just standard operation

Sean

Have you sneezed into your hands in the last 30 days?

Mitch Bubya

Self diagnosed garbage person here. Are you garbage if you store motorcycles in your basement cause you have too many to keep in the garage for winter? 4 in the garage 5 in the basement. Ps there's also a atv on the patio

Mcsmitte

$10 homie never had one read Is it garbage to take pills or any medication with anything besides water? Ex. Any soda/juice/beer

FartRipper67

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if your parents used to give you soda in a sippy cup when you were a small child? I vividly remember drinking Dr Pepper out of mine when I was 3-4 years old.

Fran

Ever use a stapler to hem your pants?

Tuddy'sCutties

$10 addict NHOR is it garbage that we bought our 8 year old son a bearded dragon for his birthday? He was pretty expensive. Also he eats the bugs we find around the house. Classy? Maybe? Love youse

Kippies Nippies

$10 soldier in the army of garbage...is it garbage if you get pulled over for driving too fast and you tell the cop you were just following the speed of traffic?

Hose Wooder

FTLT- ever use a buddy heater in your car cause the heat don’t work? Gotta crack the window cause of the fumes tho

Kippies Nippies

$10 AYG stock investor...is it garbage if you have a "sorry for speeding, I have to poop" bumper sticker?

Robert

Is it garbage to find out your eccentric great uncle was a CIA operative in the 70’s? Was searching his name to find out when he retired as a college professor, and found his name on some FOIA documents(that were declassified in 2007) that linked him to “Operation Chaos” He basically was narcing on college kids & student groups during Nam. Guy was always eccentric to say the least, and his later years had dementia, so he was routinely saying wild stuff. He had always told seemingly tall tales over the years, so him mentioning he was with the company back then was disregarded . He lived with us for a while too when I was a kid, prior to his death in 1999. Figured this would speak to Foley lol

Edward Clancy

First time long time never read, is it garbage to get home from school with a friend and see your family watching a VHS recording of your uncles appearance on the Judge Mathis small claims court show? He lost the case btw, never fully recovered

Last Parm Hero

FTLT $15 Cdn investor. Are you garbage if you keep the extra condiment packages from fast food joints in your kitchen drawer?

Shaun Ez

Is it garbage to say Tupperwares with an “S” when referring to multiple Tupperware

Fritz

Youse ever use a sauce pot to fry something? I used a 5 gallon pot to fry up some diesels.

Tuddy’s Gimp

Are you garbage if you drink so much soda that when your wife sees you drinking a glass of water she asks “are you okay?”

BigGulpsHuh?

Are you Garbage if your dad loses his job and the dining room table and living room couch get repossessed by rent a center when you were a kid?

All The Toast

$10 muncher, Ever been told you have crumbs on your face over an hour past your last feeding?

Taylor

Ever thrown shoes over the telephone wires?

ThatHummerCouple

Never had one read, long time listener. $10 certified hooker. Is it garbage to be at an exit ramp panhandling with your child? I’m a tow truck driver and have seen this poor kid panhandling with his father multiple times.

Blaise Cobb

Never had one read, long time listener and $10 bozo. Is it garbage to quote Andrew Dice Clay in the second grade? My dad and grandpa showed me the old nursery rhymes and I wanted to spread the word at school. Safe to say the teachers didn’t approve

Allyoop

$10 hoemie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you wait to get your car inspected until the 1st of the month after the month it’s due. Mine was due in January so I waited until Feb 1 so I could get a free month.

Big Titted Animal

Anyone else want a garage music episode? Like I know it’s bad that I liked nickleback and Hollywood undead back in the day but what’s the scale? Like is that trashy shit or were we all victim to it?

Christopher Hayes

Is it garbage if you fast all day so you can eat the whole box of ellios?

Jenzie

$10 homette never had one read This ones is for the soul sisters…ever wear hospital socks instead of paying for socks at Pilates bc the grippers are the same and that hospital stay cost you a ton (you haven’t paid it bc medical debt doesn’t effect your credit) how u dern???

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

Here's 10 dollars, don't tell the wives, yall can split that up. You've read one of mine, but its ok, we're homies. Ever win a staring contest by drooling out of the side of ur mouth? Used to be my go to move. They never see it coming.

Aaron

10 dollar homie. Are you garbage if you make up and over the top excuse to get a product returned outside the return window? Waited to long to return boots that didn’t fit. Told Amazon “I bought them for my dad but he died. Any chance you can extend the return window” He’s very much alive and I got my hundred bucks back.

Matthew Waters

10 dollar homie, 1st time: is it garbage to use the self-checkout at the grocery store with a shopping cart packed full of groceries? If not, it's definitely moronic

Cory hardesty

$10 Homie. If you own a minivan, is it garbage to drive with the sliding door held open? I'm driving down the road (Hawaii) and heading towards me a minivan was driving with the side door slid open. I'm wondering what's up and as I get close I see a kid in the back holding it open with his foot. Definitely a safety issue, but no A/C in Hawaii is borderline torture

Paulie SmallNuts

14$ big shot, never had one read. Are you garage if you use the bottom end of your big lighter to mix your drinks.

2LeftTuddies

$10 muchacha NHOR (second submish this week sorry) - Is it Garbage™ to bitch and moan about an inconvenience that has nothing to do with you? For example, I've been complaining about the fact that things aren't open 24/7 in Vegas like they used to be (where I live). But my guy helpfully pointed out that I'm always in bed by 9:30 so why tf do I need things to be 24/7? It's the principle!

Chilly Willy

When you order something for store pick up (more than handful of bags) do you get out of the car to help load it or do you let them do it? Do you tip these people?

michael jarboe

$10 homie. Is it garbage to for your mom to request “Simple Man” by Skynyrd for the mother/son dance at your wedding?

Brennen Knaub

$10 homie here, is it garbage to cut around the pepperoni on a frozen pizza to make sure you have a full pepperoni on each slice with no regard of how the slice looks?

bugmansbiggestfan

Long timer, never had one read. Youse ever keep a dead lightbulb in the socket for aesthetics? Keep forgetting to replace it but don't want an empty chandelier (it's not a chandelier it's a broken lamp I screwed to the ceiling with 4 mismatched screws)

Cody p

How has nobody mentioned foleys cadence is the same as trump

H. Hoagie

Is it garbage to dip in to your retirement account to pay off credit card debt?

Cinnamon Babka

$13.70 Canadian bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage to let your dog poop in the snow so you don't have to pick it up?

Alex K

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you buy bed sheets or clothes (t-shirts, boxers, socks) from the supermarket. Tough look buying milk and pillow cases together.

Sofa_king_garbage

$10 homie here. Is it trashy to leave your ceiling fans on 24/7 so you don't have to clean the blades. Can't clean it if it's moving

Dylan

$10 “Chicken Sandwich”, NHOR.. Is it still garbage to fill the kitchen sink with ice, plug the drain & fill with booze for a house party/gathering?

George Johnson

Never had one read lads. Is it Garbage to take advantage of an open tab at a bar, knowing the person who's tab it is went home hammered? Then you live like a king the rest of the night.

TheFoleyFanatic

AYG If you can't afford to fix the speedometer on your car, so you download an app to tell how fast your going instead?

E. Roy Smith

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you flex celebrities born on the same day as you as if you know them? Feb 7 birthday here, I got Chris Rock, Steve Nash, and Garth Brooks just to name a few. All fine gents, although Chris Rock took a hit (literally) with the whole Will Smith thing. Fuck Will Smith!

Foley’s Ozempic Burps

$10 Midwest Bozo. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you use the same gym as your probation officer? Follow up: What if you also find them attractive? Jammed up here, gang

Frank Ferrara

I’m perma banned on Reddit so I can’t ask this there. How do I find that ice cream with the foleys video? This Patreon website is garbage. Can I search better in the app?

Stuart J

10$ Florida homie nh1r Is it garbage to bring your video game console ( PlayStation, Xbox, etc. ) on a family trip and hook it up to the hotel tv? My folks would never let us but I had few friends that would. What’re you guys thinking?

Tuddy Twister

$10 Dempsey Group Inside Guy and Long time second time. Is there a better sneeze than a shower sneeze?

TuddysCouch

Do you have a way to break into your own house if you're jammed up?

OldGuyLuke

$10 Township Supervisor, NH1R, You ever drink a Jameson and Mug root beer? It’s delightful.

wombat wolly

Foley should check his mercury levels, all those tooner hoagies

Michael

$10 Josie Marcellino fund for the poor gift receiver Is it garbage to buy a plain (cheese) frozen pizza with the intention of adding your own toppings?

ItsOpossomO’clock

Is it garbage to accidentally drink to after a bad day at work, then get in a fight with your Moms husband at dinner, then accidentally shoot your gun off in the living room and then get in another fight with your moms husband.

Robert Mongan

Long time listener, never had one read, are you garbage if you have a mini fridge as a night stand? Also, have you ever had a college boy mini fridge as a night stand? Couple of those little ice cream cups in the freezer, partially frozen but still good. Maybe a slice of king Edward's cake in case youre feeling romantic.

Eric Wills

Never had one read… Brand new Garbaggio member, listened to every "Yous Tubes" episode 3x. Fat guy moves, Foley... and myself. Are you garbage if you can tell your fast food order is right by the weight of the bag. Extra credit, fat guy long step to clear the wedgie from your ass, "Look Ma!!! No hands!!!"

Sticky Vicky

Is Scotch Guarding your shoes so they don’t get stained a classy or trashy move?

Alexander Supertramp

is it garbage to get sick of doing dishes and stock up on paper plates and mixed cutlery… furthermore, i got sick of digging for the piece of cutlery i need so i dumped the whole box on my kitchen counter for easy access. Love you guys, saw u in raleigh. it’s easy to take ur pod for granted because i watch it every day- but id like to let yall know that the concept and execution of ur pod is brilliant. Comedy is all about connecting with ur audience, and you two are masters at making people feel accepted for who they are. Thank you, never stop.

ThatHummerCouple

First time, long time. Never had one read. Is it garbage to take your kid with you to panhandle on a highway exit? I’m a tow truck driver and seen this the other day. Kid was maybe 12 years old and it was 28° outside.

Amber Crambie

$10 chola, is it garbage if all your streaming apps are queued up with different variations of AYG? Patreon: Pretty Long snake (hard feelings) 6/25. Spotify: Joe List 9/24, Youtube: Keep up to date, Cristina Mariani . Love ya boys

I’ve been a fooooool

20$ homeski never had one read. Is it garbage that my wife has a tramp stamp of her daughters name? Full disclosure, she had her at 16, got the tattoo at 18. we met in our in our 30s, I had two baby mommas from previous relationships. We’ve been happily married for almost 12 years, have our own 8 year old boy now. Shes the foundation of our family love her more than absolutely anything. I started off kinda embarrassed by the tattoo but now I couldn’t care less. Curious on your thoughts. Peace!

Katlyn Milligan

LONG TIME HOMIE - never had one read. AYG if you’re on part time disability and still in the hospital since January 5th for getting bucked off your horse at 2 pm on a work day. Lost a kidney and tore lateral muscles in half. (I’m an attorney for the lieutenant gov.) Taxpayer dollars.

Yomamastinks

Long time homie NHOR Youse ever use a pair of scissors or knife as a screwdriver?

Tuddy’s ex husband

Is it garbage to wash one dish out of a sink full of dishes only for what you need in the moment?

Cody Winters

Winter or Winner ?? ❤️🗑

Michael

3 month Josie Marcellino charity foundation recipient Is it Garbage to leave food in the microwave to preserve freshness? Less air flow slows down the aging process, and that’s easy science.

RM1945

Not really a garbage question, but that being said, how upset would Foley get if Kippy got offered a movie role?

All The Toast

$10 homie after searching my car’s console, Ever pay for something in cash and say “keep the change” only to find out you didn’t pay enough money? I ended up having to dig up the change myself and say “maybe this time” when I paid exact.

Justin Heinze

ATTENTION ARMY OF GARBAGE: Long time homie here, my 19 yr old son just set out 2 days ago on a solo backpacking trip to Hawaii and then Japan, please give his short doc videos out on YouTube.. 06ryder is him , I thought if there was a community out there that would give a shit it would be this one , thanks to anyone that checks him out, love you!!!

Mark Archer

Newly $10 homie, first ever Patreon subscription! Is it garbage if your dad used to pay you to drink the boiled hot dog water. He would also top it with that weird hot dog water foam like a fancy latte. He also used to play a game called beating for dollars, where my brother and I would both get paddled with a wooden paddle for $1. Each additional swing would get harder and an additional dollar. I held the family record with $5 and a pack of rubber fishing worms cause my dad ran out of money. Sounds more abusive than it is…. Was all in good fun…. Possibly had lasting effects though 🤣

SouthPaw

Long time homie NHOR: Is It Garbage if you pretend that you are being interviewed during the podcast and that your biggest fantasy in life is to be on the podcast and making the boys laugh?! Yeah me neither lol Love yous thank you for being my go to comedy podcast!

Sam H

Are you garbage if you wear your American Garbage shirt under your work uniform to give you a little extra motivation?

Z

You bozos should do a show in portland maine sometime

Ever Villa

Long time homey, are you garbage if the girl you were seeing stopped talking to you because you sent her ex a photo of her with the caption, she’s busy little bro”

It's The Jackeeeetttt

Is it garbage to watch your father stumble over barstools and ultimately fall over while trying to sing Daddy Don't Live In That New York City Nomore by Steely Dan? We were at a bar called Dapper Dan's on a Sunday where there was a $2.99 steak dinner. By the way I was 13 when this happened.

DempseyGroupSecurity

$10 homie NHOR. What level of gun ownership would you consider garbage? To me 1-3 is normal, 4-10 seems like the garbage point, 10+ is a collector. What do the boys think?

Dickhead schmickhead

$10 here, when you get up in the morning and first start the day, do you put on fresh clothes or whatever was on the floor from last night ? I know my answer

JohnPaul

10$ homie for what feels like forever. I’ve stayed with you boys from the GaS days. I’ve asked multiple questions and NEVER has one been read. So will you please just do this one thing for me. PLEASE CAN WE SEE KIPPY TRY AND WINK AGAIN. Maybe fatherhood has fixed it!?

Brian

10$ homie. First time long time. Is it garbage to get a haircut at a Walmart?

Cody Winters

IF I ASK YOU RIGHT NOW WHAT LETTER COMES BEFORE P IN THE ALPHABET .. DO YOU HAVE TO SPELL THE ENTIRE ALPHABET FIRST ? 🤔🤔

Mr Cluggers

$10 homie never had one read. Will the boys be having a paintball match for the 15k subscribers or has the milestone video changed? Would love to see you all set it up and have foley cancel last minute.

Rich Adamson

Are you garbage if my only Patreon memberships are AYG and History Hyenas?

George Cantstandya

10$ homie who just signed up. Is it garbage to prefer a spoon over a fork in almost every single meal except steak ?