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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you havent had one read. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

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James McCauley

$10 homie, never had one read: Is it garbage to say wearing a black t-shirt is your diet?

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 union man here never had more than 4 read. Have you ever had to change into a suit in a parking lot?

Nicholas Long

Do you call it a Baking sheet or cookie tray? Cookie tray is trash and correct.

Midwest bozo

We need a breakdown on the worst summer ever from da big man!

Pasta For Gay Guys

$10 homie still haven't had one read. Are you garbage if you buy merch at a strip club? I didn't do it but my friend did.

RoyEMunson

Youse ever had a pair of headphones where they both work only if you have the wires in a specific position?

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 Van Buren Boy NHOR, is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat?

Wafflefries762

Are you garbage if you take lawn chairs from work for an impromptu wedding by the pond

mitchell

AYG if you’re pulling office pranks your second day at a job?

Trash_Compactor

You ever see a kid put his whole mouth over the drinking fountain???

Patty O'Furniture

Is it garbage to use a coffee mug outside of your house? I was at the supermarket and saw a guy pushing a cart with a ceramic coffee mug

Kobe felterbush

Long time bozo new 10$ homie never had one read, youse ever make yourself bigger lookin in the drive through to justify the amount of food you order? I.E sitting up straight and puffing out your shoulders so it looks like your 6 foot nine and it’s reasonable to eat 2 big mac meals?

G Money Fartin

Is it garbage to bite your finger nail off and use it as a tooth pick to get the gunk out?

Mikey.Bontade

Is it garbage to take advice on food from Foley?

LemonWitLime

$10 LGBTAYG NHOR is it garbage to buy a crossbow on amazon when i was 16 cuz i really liked the walking dead…

Patty O'Furniture

Is it garbage to use my dirty clothes as a bath mat when I shower?

Walter from Sactown

$10 Homie, Is it garbage to use your wife’s hairdryer to dry off all the nooks and crannies in your nether regions? A towel never gets them fully dry.

Cody Gurnick

Youse ever blow your nose in the shower?

Braden Dean

Brand new 5$ garage NHOR ARE YOU GARBAGE, if when you were 12 you shot yourself in the foot in a hunting accident, and your parents take you to urgent care, not the hospital!!!

RoyEMunson

What’s the worst nickname you know? Worked with a guy at Best Buy that everyone called “The Douche” for 5 years

Firemen Studios

10 dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if for the last year you’ve listened to AYG 8+ hours a day to finish an animated short film, by the time I finished my film, I was speaking in a Philly accent and saying things such as kick rocks, you stink and more unironically, I have to actively fight the Philly accent I’m from Maryland

Sir_Robert

Do you ever sit on the tub while showering? (Never had one read)

CamelCrushMatty

Long time homie, had 1 read. How garbage are ice cream cakes? I love a DQ

Sean

Are you garbage if, you have been beaten by the police twice. And, once was by your mother's boyfriend while she watched? P.S. I definitely deserved both of those beatings.

zack Mackensen

$10 homie here, never had one read, is it garbage if your dad said “Santa doesn’t want milk and cookies this year, he wants a Red Bull and a rice krispy treat instead. (I was 8) Love youse!

Zacharoni

Youse guys grow up using a badanna aka snot rag instead of tissues? My pockets must have been half filled with boogers.

Big Honkin Awoogas

10 dollar heater, never had one read: Are you garbage to shotgun a tall boy at a drive in movie by yourself?

Spitfire542

Are you garbage if you redeem a scratcher lotto ticket- free ticket winner for the cash value instead of another ticket?

Kippys hard nippys

10$ my fathers gay is it garbage to barbecue with your shirt off

Ugh_steve

Certified 10$ homie, never had one read. Use your oven as extra pan and misc storage when not baking?

Noah

Never had one read. Are you garbage if your aunt illegally collected disability for 2 years? Side note she was in a full leg cast when the cops came and arrested her.

Shannon Best

Ever got Olive Garden to go, but couldn’t resist the smells and drove home eating breadsticks dipped in Alfredo in the cup holder, like a gentleman?

JoeMaMa

Second ever palm reading $10 homie 4L!! You ever stand at the gas pump longer than the amount of $ you put in. i.e. can’t let the hot broad at the pump 2 know you only dropped a tenner in 🤣

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice NEVER HAD ONE READ Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to have it immediately when you get home 10 minutes later because your “stomach has settled” Love Youse P.S. is it garbage to put NHOR in all caps hoping to be be noticed by the boys

Bug Man Brigade

50 dollar liar, never have one read, Is it garbage to judge how fancy a restaurant is based on the type of carry out container they give you? It goes styrofoam, tin container with the plastic lid, then cardboard. I took a gal to a place so fancy once they took my plate in the back and wrapped it up for me, made me worried they’d get my food switched up with someone else’s like they do with babies at the hospital sometimes.

Katiekate

$10 soul sister never had one read. Are you garbage if you grew up going to the “Club” a.k.a. AA meetings.

Mark

Never had one read over here. Does Sublime have any fans that aren't 100% Garbage? What is the most Garbage band?

Meatball Shorty

Is it garbage if you run a red light and the camera catches you eating a sandwich? Bristol township PA has a picture of me breaking the law and eating a meatball shortie.

I love teriyaki chicken

$10 bozo never had one read. Is it garbage to get something delivered same day on Amazon to the bar you know you’re gonna be at all day? Just did this last weekend, loving my new pair of AirPods and deodorant.

Fat Iron Building

10 dollar holler. Nhor. Is it garbage to only use beach towels instead of bath towels. Not just me whole family.

Arturo the churro

$10 dollar homie Is it garbage to send wedding invitations to big companies hoping to receive a gift of sorts in return?currently planning a wedding and thinking of companies to send invitations to Fyi whats the address of the studio so i can send you guys an invitation hoping to get some ayg gifts from the boys.Im jammed up cash is always preferred thanks in advance !

Stephen Greathouse

$10 homie never had one read… Is it garbage to drink DC out of a frosty mug? I stopped drinking alcohol not for government reasons but I still like a frosty glass.

James McCauley

$10 homie, never had one read: Is it garbage if you use Pizza Hut marinara sauce on your macaroni to make it taste just like pizza?

Curveball Romeo

$10 homie Never had one read: Do you say “Anti-Freeze” or “Annie Freeze”

Bryce_pat

Owning commercial products. Where is the line. Trashy or classy. Commercial vehicle- trash. Commercial oven classy.

Jessica Byers

$10 homie! Is it garbage that in preschool we were able to bring in movies to watch and when it was my turn I brought in my favorite movie, Death Becomes Her….the 90s were weird.

Phil A

Whats the weirdest thing u ever blowed ur nose wit

Samantha

10 dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you use something that is not made to be a roof as a roof. Example my grandfather emptied our above ground pool and put it on the shed instead of fixing the roof claiming the pool was technically waterproof. (I have a picture for proof)

Wallace McGromit

$14.40 Aussie Homie, NHOR. Garbage or Genius: My Pop made homemade parking sensors by hanging a tennis ball from the garage ceiling, so when it smacked the windshield, you knew you were close enough to the wall.

Chaconbeeseburger

10 dollar homie here never had one read Are you garbage if you buy a rubiks cube but never adjust it cause you know you’ll never be able to solve it? So you just display it as if its been solved but in reality it’s been untouched 😂

SammieV

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage if the 7/11 cashier tosses you the keys to unlock the cold beers?

All The Toast

$10 Pin Head, Is it garbage to use one of them orange Home Depot buckets as your bathroom trash can? The old trash can had to be thrown away after an incident.

Ya Motha

$10 south philly jawn. NEVER HAD ONE READ. Anyone else sneaking booze into a nursing home for their Mother ? Have to sneak fireball into the home...as well as cough drops and cinnamon tictacs to hide the smell. Love yous.

Joe M

$10 equinox blowie NHOR AYG if I'm in the negative for cash back? Made a purchase on my credit card and got cash back for it, I then applied the cash back to my statement but ended up returning the item now I'm in the hole $-8.82 in rewards cash on top of the $1,900 | already owe

true thread prince Pete Seidel

14.50 candian homie here, NHOR is it garbage to have beef with multiple neighbors in the same house? One is a 65 year old man who drives like aunt tuddy and the other one is a 11 year old who im ready to square up with cause he beefs my 5 year old

SocksFirstHomie

$10 home, never had one read. Is it garbage that within 30 minutes of receiving your kippy's racing tee and burnies hat, you promptly drop half a mustard covered brat all down the front? Wore it the rest of the day covered in mustard stains

DrugzInATony

$10 Hungry Man enthusiast. NHOR. Is it garbage if every time you called your parents from school, you could hear M.A.S.H. blasting from their TV in the background?

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Fatso Never had one read, Is It Garbage that I love cooking but can't cook for my honkey ass family? Every time I hit something with pepper, cayenne, or crushed red pepper flakes, they complain as if it's ghost pepper. One time I was sautéing garlic and my mom says "don't make it too spicy!". It's GARLIC. You could hold up my family with a bell pepper and take all their cash, I swear.

@TheStayUpGallery

Amurphica2028 $10 homeboy NHOR. Is it garbage to let your lady walk on the outside of the street when you’re on the sidewalk? If Chivalry is dead, women killed it 🤷🏿‍♂️

Adam

$10 homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if your family calls toilet paper “shit tickets”?

MadBull525

88 peso homie, never had one read, SHOUT OUT to the boys in the back Is it garbage to allegedly barrow cleaning supplies from work?

Foley owes me money!

14.50 North of the border homie here howyadoin. Are you garbage if you fake an injury at work hoping to get sent home early, but it doesn’t work so you have to spend the rest of your shift milking an injury you do not have

Trash Bandicoot

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to see how long you can go without touching the steering wheel when driving? Bonus points for just hitting your turn signal when you start to drift into another lane

Tj

$10 Homie. Never had one read I grew up in a North Philly row home, but have moved to the burbs. Am I garbage for drinking beer while ripping heaters on my roof? Also its a rancher, so no climbing out a window, gotta break out the ladder.

Mike Oxlong

$20 homie, NHOR: Is it garbage to write a bad check to Walmart, return the item for cash, and then use that cash to pay to elope. My wife and I did this at 19 y/o and have been married for 20 years.

Ethan Thomas

Are you garbage if you burn/ have a fire in your front yard? I understand it happening, and I have recently been burning leaves, sticks and the occasional Amazon trash in a metal trash can. I also don’t have a lid so I use a left over piece of tile to cover it. Burning and fires have to be a backyard/ side of the house activity to not automatically be garbage

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 Italian grinder - am I garbage for realizing that wedding rentals were a complete scam, so I went out and bought my own silverware, plates, etc. then sold them after the wedding for a markup. Ended up making a little cash and even had the venue clean them before I sold them the day after the wedding

TuddysCouch

Nhor is it garbage to go to 2 different liquor stores so they don't think you're a dirtball?

Marty

Have you watched an entire sports event on a streaming platform’s 5 minute previews? Clear history, reload webpage, rinse and repeat…

Dr. Forrester

$10 hoagie NHOR. You ever watch NYPD Blue with your eyes closed and realize Foley sounds exactly like Dennis Franz?

Matt Litz

$10 homie since the beginning. Is it garbage if a snack you ate growing up was lays potato chips dipped in mixed sour cream and pace picante sauce? I also would dip my breaded chicken in this as well. Still love it to this day! Garbage forever!

B.O.P.O.T. 9000

10 spot balloon knot ova here NHOR. Is there a tire that just showed up on your yard one day and it just stayed there untouched to kill the grass underneath it? Dont flip that tire over unless you want black widows, roly polys and earthworms all up in your business!

Ben Dover

$10 soul sista, never had one read. Is it garbage if you watched your dad on multiple occasions pull his own teeth out with pliers? He would then drilled a hole into each tooth and make a necklace with his chompers using fishing line.

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Justin Mantell

I've had a garbage question read, but I recently discovered something that makes me feel like I've made it/become rich/however you want to describe it. My wife flew to see her parents a few months ago, so I sprung for valet parking at the airport. Air travel is already brutal. Not having to worry about parking, shuttles, and car keys lessens the stress. She said it worked out perfectly.

Gen Z Alcoholic

10 dollar make Kippy holla here, never had one read. Is it garbage to fill up your Brita water pitcher in the bathtub because the sink is full of dirty dishes and you can’t get the pitcher under the faucet?

Zoltan Pepper

$10 homie. Are you garbage if you have a garage, but can’t park your car in it?

C N

$10 Lady homie Is it garbage if my step dad’s favorite “cereal” was crushed up cinnamon Graham crackers in a bowl of milk?

Lou Sassel

$10 long time day trader here. HOR. Is it garbage if you’ve collected beer and soda can pull tabs for 20 plus years because someone told you each one could be returned for 5 seconds of kidney dialysis time and you still collect them even though it’s been debunked?

Squidley Chudson

Are you garbage if your porch landing step is just a Buick floor mat in the grass?

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

Foodie question boys, when it comes to food what’s better, dipping in a sauce ot pouring it on? Like a burrito, you dipping or pouring and is one classier than the other?

CruJonesBeRAD

$10 Cali burrito no pico. Is it trash if your godparents started an MC (Motorcycle Club)? I remember some early years around some gnarly dudes.

Seymour Weiner

$10 Equinox membership sponsor NHOR. Is it garbage if you and your friends made a drink in high school called Riot Punch, which was Gatorade and Everclear?

Italian by Injection

$10 investor here, never had one read. Is it garbage to own and operate a pooper scooping business? Im the only one in my area and its called The Dog's Business. The bird and I are driving 9hrs to see youse in Denver in July (VIP 2 nights no big deal). Love youse!!

Pete Seidel

$10 bird, never had one! Is it garbage to use the bathroom trash for food related items? The occasional wrapper.. chip bag? 👀

Andrew

Second time long time is it garbage if there is a liquor store in your town called the "hit n run"

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie, had a few read... Are there currently any empty beers in your bathroom trash can?

Jacobo Ochoa

Is it trashy to buy Uncrustable, because you wake up late for work and forget to make your pb and j the night before

Tommy 2 Spoons

Is it Garbage to brag about the mileage on your car and refer to your car as The "brand"? I've been catching myself telling people "The KIA just hit 194k miles and still kickin"

Sicken Chandwiches

AYG Movie Night: Watch or rewatch the trashy classics. Slap Shot, Heavy Weights, the Replacements, etc. (*subjective list)

From Your Lips to Gods Ears

Reformed bozo, $10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if anytime your family likes how something tastes, they say “this is like crack!” no matter the environment?

Rusty

I’ve had one read. Ever put your pops in a coozy pretending it was beer? Growing up around my dad and his boys who throw back gluggers, I’d find myself drinking 8 mountain dews.

aunt tuddys big dirty milkers

10$ domestic investor never had one read ayg if you used the credit karma app to find a loan for your breast augmentation (boob job) I ended up paying it off early how ya doin

Matty munch

Never had one read, from the phenomenal shores of Ireland, are you garbage if when drinking in the club you would look at the floor for people’s coat check tickets and just before the end of the night go up and pretend you’re doing it for a big group. Only problem is most of the time is women’s bags and coats and yes, I know I’m gonna scumbag.

Anita Heeder

I want it on the record: NGL beats the Long-hair 10x over. I was a T-Bone fan from jump, but Lukie Patookie is a good guy

GoAheadDickhead

Plunger on the floor next to the toilet?

Garbitch

$10 trash here. Are you garbage if you were the little girl growing up who showed up to the sleepovers with a Marlboro sleeping bag and duffle bag from your dad’s Marlboro miles? To add to the trash level a girls mom handed you a lighter at the birthday party and asked you to light the candles bc “I bet you know how to use one of these”

Mike D

Is it garbage if you make your Mom and her sister (my aunt) dig through old garbage bags because you told them you think you threw away a McDonald’s Monopoly game piece they needed for the jackpot. Happened when I was line 9 and still think about it.

Slong John Silvers

$20 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you bonded with your dad by seeing who could write their name in the dirt the best when taking a piss?

Joe Money

homie here never had one read, is it garbage if you re-use a paper plate because its not That dirty IE a ketchup dried stain, maybe some crumbs whatever

Jammed Up Jake

$10 homie, haven't had one read. Is it garbage to grab hot food at a gas station, get to the register, then say you forgot your wallet since they legally cannot put it back. The first time I genuinely forgot my wallet and they let me take it anyway. The second time I was a little jammed up and figured I would see if lightning strikes twice. It does.

prisondentist

$10 weight loss warrior. Just had two cops pull up on my car in a burger king parking lot. I shot up zepbound in my car before going inside to poop and order food. I saw the cops looking in my car windows so I went out and ask what was going on? They said someone called because they saw a person (me) “shooting up drugs” in the car. Had to dig through the Burger King trash to retrieve the zepbound vial to show the cops before they believed me. My rusty and dented Honda Civic looks like a car someone would be shooting heroin in so I can see why they’d be skeptical. So word of advice to any other zepbound users, don’t inject in public.

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who STILL hasn't had one read. Is it garbage if your freshman English teacher taught your class how to remember how to spell "analysis" as "Anal, why sis?" I was 14 and in the 25 years since that was burned into my brain I enjoy a little giggle every time I spell that word lol.

LL Trash

$10 trash, never commented! I broke my leg in the neighborhood when I was 14, my mom picked me and my friends up, but had to stop at home to put a bra on and show my dad my snapped tibia before taking me to the hospital! Is that trash?!

Fitzmagic

Long time $5 loser NHOR is it garbage to eat cereal by sticking your hand in the box and taking a sip of milk from the carton each bite? No dishes. Love yas.

AYGwillickers

$10 dollar homie who is only happy when it rains( garbage). had some read. Were you ever on a sports team as a kid named after a local business? i was on a t-ball team named general electric. The only team that beat us was gagliardo reality

Rex

$10 homie NHOR. What is the lowest amount you’ve ever paid for gas in cash; e.i “give me $2.00 on pump 1

Meatball150

AYG if bartenders in other states remember you from work travel, 4 to 6 months after you visited just once?

Bitter Bob

When are you bozos coming to Charleston? She crab soup is on me!

Noodles

$10 homie here. Is it garbage that I go to the store and get cash back by purchasing a single banana, costs only about 20 cents, instead of getting whacked with a $6 ATM fee at the weed dispensary? I dont eat bananas

Ryanstone Cowboy, MBA

I recently discovered girls can get a nicotine buzz if you go down on them with a fresh zynn in your mouth

NycTony

$10 domestic investor - is it garbage to go into the work bathroom right after drinking coffee and then walking back out with one sleeve rolled up and shirt partially untucked (hint: I know the answer, it’s garbage)

Henny N eggz

$17.39 Canuk BOZO here. Is it garbage to keep all your clean socks in a giant tub right next to the dryer.Just a giant tub with clean socks in it, My wife and I both work crazy hours so when it comes to doing laundry for socks. We let it pile up for about 2 weeks “we have enough” and once we wash and dry them we leave them in the tub. That way when we are getting ready for work we just reach in and grab two socks. I haven’t had matching socks since 9/11. Love youse guys and youse guys saved my life!

BofaDeezNutz

Long time 10 buck chump. I have had one read. Now that the weather is getting nicer, whats the more garbage article of clothing? Cut off sleeve shirt or cut off leg jean shorts?

Tim

AYG if your school bus is a Honda Accord

Dixon Tweenerlegs

Long time homie, NHOR, are you garbage if you use the same toe-nail clippers for yourself, your kids, and your dog?

Merc73

$20 Hoagie Holler, NHOR, yinz ever eat a Taco Bell taco while you sit in the McDonalds drive through waiting on your second order? (Looking at you, Bug Man.)

Jordan Messerole

Long time lurker, first time $10 homie. NHOR. Are you garbage if you get sent home from school twice in the same day for obscene t-shirts? When I was in high school I wore a Jack Daniel’s t-shirt to school and made it a few periods before I got sent home to change. My old man was a paramedic and I switched into one of his old t-shirts. A light blue jawn that read “Dial 911, make a paramedic come”. Had it not been for the fact that our guidance counselors husband was a paramedic and had the same shirt, I probably would have made it through the rest of the day. Youse are the best.

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

$10 homie. Kind of a question/discussion topic. Who was the baddest kid in your neighborhood and what did they do to get that reputation?

Ketchup on Spaghetti

$10, multiple live show household, never had one read. Are you garbage if you use self the self checkout machine at stores to cash in your change to avoid paying coin star? IE: I buy something for a dollar and change and pour my entire jar of change in. The machine counts it all and spits out the caaash. Bonus move- go return what you just bought and keep all the $$$

Big Ben

$10 Sergeant-at-Arms in the Army of Garbage...NHOR...Are you garbage if you leave a fork/spoon in a cake/pie pan in the fridge? This allows you to keep the amount of dishes to a minimum and lets you crush a few bites while you decide what you're going to eat, you know, like an appetizer!

FuckTardFrank

Are you garage if the only love advice you got from your dad is, "never fall in love with the first girl that swallows". Little does he know, I married the second girl that did.

Ivana Manzow

10 bozo. Ayg if you buy baked goods on Facebook Marketplace

BugmanFan

New $10 incel or whatever kippy calls us… are you garbage if you try to expense your patreon sub because you payed for it during your shift. ps the answer was no so i just hit them with an extra hour of overtime

Don't Feed Foley

Can we have an episode about how to break habits of growing up poor? If you're doing better as an adult but can't help but sink into bad habits. One that comes to mind is finding cheap gas when the time invested in searching and driving there isn't worth the few dollars you save on a tank, versus just going somewhere convenient and fair when you're empty

Bathroom Blizzard

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage when your getting a fountain soda at the quick stop to fill your cup up, take a long swig to taste the goods then top her back off before you go pay.

Zachary Straight

Flips cuck chair here ...is it garbage Florida banned twerking at spring break ?...MTV spring break would never let that happen...

Lumina Repair Man

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to yell to another car that they have a light out?

Slimbo

10$ homie had one read in Tampa not on here, great time at Side Splitters ! Is it garbage if my mom let me and my brother smoke weed in the our room with the window open when we were teens so we wouldn't get in trouble with the cops in the streets ? 🤔 One love Gang.

Kirk Earles

Ten dollar dude and you've read one of my questions before but I'm feeling lucky. Is it garbage to always want condiments when you eat?

u can tell im squeak from all the chew marks i hav

15 buck Canadian homie NHOR. I'm now in my thirties but when I was a teenager I used to smoke (still do) unfiltered cigarettes and had nicotine stains on my fingers. I noticed my dad had the same stains on his fingers and he would use 80 grit sand paper to remove the stained skin. It's not great but does help in a pinch especially when your girlfriend thinks you don't smoke.

Georgia

$10 Soul Sista. NHOR. Is it garbage if you use nontraditional items as bowls? Like using a trick-or-treat bucket as a mixing bowl.

NOTHING_on_that!

10 dollar homie NHOR Is driving with no shirt on garbage?

Not a Cop

$10 Homie here, NHOR… is it garbage to use the hospital plastic cup, with the handle, for years after you’re discharged

Firdetta

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if as a kid, your parents threw pennies in your above ground pool and had you and your siblings dive for them?

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie had 1 read. Are you garbage if your basketball hoop doesn't have a net?

Taxpayer of Foleyville

10$ homie nhor is it garbage to get hit on by the gas station cashier? This broad was wider than she was tall but I'm sure she was loved by someone. when I explained her looks to my wife she laughed and said man I'm surprised you came home. It made me curious how many marathon clerks I've encountered that I could have added to my hit list

Josh

What up, $10 homie here, NHOR Is it garbage to just choose to rip a piss in the shower over the toilet? Hear me out - I use less water just rinsing it down the drain, and it’s a nice little glass walled floor-level john, so it’s not like I’m hopping into the tub. Thanks, love youse guys

Trashé Up the Yin Yang

$10 New Homie. NHOR. An adult having a juice mustache. That’s a baaad look.

Butt-whole Bayley

$10 tub-o-fun, first time long time. Is it garbage to sleep on a mattress that someone died on? When I moved in with my ex I thought her mattress was brand new. Later she told me her dad got it for her mom right before she died of cancer, in that bed. I still used it for 6 years after we broke up.

Peter Draggin

$10 Homie- never had a hoagie read, Is it garbage to play pull tabs at the bar and post it on facebook when you win? Love youse!

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

$10 homie. Dad was illiterate, and used to burn his trash. He burned a Bible once. It wasn't like he didn't know it was a Bible, it was more like, I can't read, what do I give a fuck.

Burgerwolf69

I think instead of somthing that makes you feel fancy you guys should do things you’ve just decided to live with . Like a driver side window that won’t roll down or in my case a sleep number mattress that my cat put a slow leak into

Ballzak

10$ month to month homie here, never had one: Is it garbage to start cranking heaters in your new car as soon as you leave the lot?

The Fatador

$10 tuner hoagie - is it garbage to show your barber a picture of Jackie Jr. (or any fictional character) when he asks what style you want?

IowaGuy64

$10 Iowa IOU here...NHOR is it garbage if you turn on your passenger car seat warmer after picking up fast food to keep your food warm while you drive home?

Moondog

$14 Canadian trash truck never had one read. Is it garbage to keep take out containers as your Tupperware.

Lester Diamond

Grandma went to prison for check fraud across 4 states...

Birdland Bug Boy.

10 schilling sire of shit, NH1R. AYG if you still sleep in the "This Ends Up" bed that you parents bought in 1988. For context, its a solid wood queen bed, weighs over 300 pounds, held together with 3in lag bolts. Also, I was most likely conceived in said bed, and I most likely conceived my own kids in the same bed. In my defense when I was given the bed 8 years ago, I did sand, prime and paint it and the mattress is new.

Birdland Bug Boy.

10 dollar broke ass teacher, NH1R. AYG if you run into an idea/ product and tell the person your with that you had that idea years ago? For example over 10 years ago I had the idea to crunch up croutons so that you had some on every bite of salad. Recently I have seen crushed croutons in the store but ive been doing it for over a decade. Every time I see them I tell my wife I had that idea back in 2014.

Just_JorgE

1st time $10 bozo, NHOR. Are you garbage if your mom used to buy clearance toys and snacks and sold them to the neighborhood kids at full price for a quick turn around? She had them set up by the front door on those foldable white tables. And yes I would raid the shop once in a while, I don't think she took inventory of the product.

Abbie Nelson

$20 bozette here NHOR…. Is it garbage that every event we throw, I order the supplies then return everything after?! Then the only thing we pay for is food & drinks 🤷🏼‍♀️🙌🏼

jim k

when was the last time you ate the cheese out of the green shaker bottle straight up out of the bottle

buttchugger

How do you get Patreon episodes on Spotify? I can do it for other creators

Mark Grossmann

$10 homie for the last 3 yeara, NHOR... Is it garbage to do front yard work with my shirt off? I live in a townhouse community and all of my neighbors can see my sweaty gut as I pull weeds, tend the garden, and pick up dog shit.

Mark Grossmann

$10 homie for 3 years, NHOR. My great grandfather started the Oakland Zoo and filmed himself exploring Africa and the Arctic. He sold the rights of his stories to MGM and a year later they released King Kong. Nobody in my family knows how we lost the zoo, zoo money, and film royalties. I live in a 950 sq. ft. townhouse and drive a beat up 2007 Tacoma. Thank god for plumbing unions. Go UA Local 342!

Alexis

$10 Mayfair dweller NHOR, are you garbage if you tell your chef you made a special with blueberry bourbon bbq sauce and he asks how much bourbon you drank?

Robert Hartson

$10 homie... Are you garbage if you grabbed one of those autographed Back On The Block posters at the Tampa shows, framed it right away and is now a prized family heirloom to be passed on for generations?

Blue Moon Bozo

$10 Spotify stalker had one read told everyone Are you garbage if you buy a pack of smokes with quarters

BeverlyNils

10$ campaign fundraiser, never hade one read. Is it garbage to have ever attended an adult expo. Never done it personally but I did send an email to a performer once and that felt pretty trashy.

Wooder Ice Willy

$10 budget baller here. Is it garbage to say ‘it’s my lucky day’ whenever you find a Reese’s cup with an extra wrapper? Bonus points if it’s more than 2 (record I’ve seen is 7)

HULK

$10 LI homie. Is it garbage to eat the free donuts they have at open houses. I grabbed a Boston cream the other week and people were staring at me.

Mayv 2

Is it garbage to put your coffee down on the sidewalk to pick up your dog's poop...

Burnie Handers

$10 coney, never had one read. Are you garbage if you want to smoke a heater in your new letterman jacket just to get it to have the old cigarette smell stuck to it?

Sausage Lover 9000

You ever been attacked by 2 different animals in the same day? Last thanksgiving my cousin Randy got stung by a bee in the morning and then later on the dog bit him.

Matt in the Poconos

$10 gentleman here never had one read…. Is it garbage to be friends with a guy yall fired and still love the show??? Don’t worry he refuses to listen. Sounds like he fell asleep at the wheel and ended up in Foleyville 😂😂

Jake the Snake

$10 wildwood homie, NHOR Is it garbage to do an Easter egg hunt at your wedding?

thomas rothermel

10$ homie here no big deal never had one read is it garbage to always bring up your birthday because it’s 6-7-89 and then also follow it up with “you know who else birthday it is..alen iverson and just let that sink in lol

SteveUrkle12

$10 homie ahor Is it garbage to take a picture of your odometer when you reach a milestone to show off to your friends, like taking a picture at 100,000 miles and showing it off to your buddies

Travis

$10 homie, never had one read Is it garbage to try to figure out how much a restaurant paid for the food and not order something you think they’re making too much money on?

hot soup

$10 homie. Long time listener never had one read. Ever used something that wasn’t a ruler or a tape measure to measure something? I used an 18x24 picture frame to measure once and I’m now the proud owner of curtains that are an inch too short.

Poppie's Pee Stain

Yo Boys, First Time Caller Long Time Listener: Have you or anyone in your family ever say the phrase "Try this kid, it'll put hair on yer pecker"? I can't even pin point who said it to me cuz I feel like everyone was saying it.

travis

$10 homio - New Zealand resident. Are you garage if your only claim to fame is an "unofficial world record?" I hold an "unofficial world record" with the world's longest cellphone throw ever. At a show you paid a gold coin donation and got to throw a cellphone, the longest throw netted a brand new phone. I threw it 107 Meters (in your guys distance that's 351 feet).

Berks County Heater

$10 homie here, Are you garbage if you go to drink by yourself at your local Legion and the bar is completely empty so it's just you and the bartender?

kcaj

$10 MF- to what extent do you go to make sure a jar of queso is fully empty?

Matt Cascioli

5 buck bozo, are you garbage if you bring your lunch to an office in your personal sized cooler that you also use at the shore and in the lot for tailgating?

BIG TONY

Just a funny nickname I thought of: Foley Out-of-Controley

Aunt Rose

$10 investor and soul sister Have yall ever used or heard the phrase "so and so's other wedding? The other day my dad said "you remember at Jimbo and Lynn's other wedding"? Those 2 got married and divorced each other twice. RIP Uncle Jimbo saw you boys in Austin and had a great time! Luv youse

Frank DiStefano

10$ share holder. Are you garbage if you let your bank account go negative because you rather make sure your credit utilization is below 10% at the end of the month 💀

Boots on the ground Aka.CJ

10 dollar investor never had one red. Is it garbage to go over to your friend’s house who’s living in a camper eat all the snacks drink all the soda, and then piss the bed I immediately went into panic mode, but since we’re in a camper, there is one bed that me and my friend were sharing so instead of trying to hide the evidence and clean it up. I just walked home about 9 miles got home and reeked like piss my dad said what the hell happened to you. I thought I was supposed to come get you.

Take the Foley, Leave the Cannoli

$10 Homie never had one read, neighbor in the burbs. Is it garbage if you’re currently selling a Kippy racing shirt BUT the “race car” currently has a front flat tire in front of his house. My man Staying Classy.

Nick

Are you garbage if you stop by the Lay's distribution center on the way to school in the morning and load up your backpack full of dumpster chips to sell to the rest of the dirt bags. Ps. Most of the chips expired in less than a week so they're still good. My buddy would find special edition chips too and sell them at a mark up 🤣

The Dollar General

$10 homie, first time long time. Is it garbage if the phrase “smells like money” was commonly used growing up? For example: in the spring when they spread fertilizer on the fields my mom would say it smells like money

WaWaWes

$10 home skillet. AYG if when you were little you got excited if you went with your dad on a dump run. Going to the dump was a blast!

jasontheryan

Long time $10 homie, OG stereo app days... is it garbage if your girlfriend (of 12 years) pisses in a bucket in the basement? Single bathroom house and fortunately I haven't had to shit in that same bucket. We're jammed up over here! Love youse!

FluffyTaterz

$10 homie, never had one read, is it garbage to move your car to another parking spot because the car next yours is the same make/model and it looks much nicer than yours? Ours is dirty with a broken windshield and a dented rear end.

Tuddy's side piece

10$ homie, last day my gifted membership expires tomorrow and I'm jammed up. Maybe hit me with one of the cash app jawns you guys were doing for a minute. Anyway, I saw 3 kids riding on their grandpa's electric mobile chair to get to school the other day. Haw ya doin.

Crystyle

$10 Homie. First time caller, OG off and on Patreon. Times are good again, lol Anyways. Piggie backin off the fertilizer smelling like money. Is it Garbage that you muck stalls to be able to ride and bring the manuer home to fertilize the lawn in spring? Me and my Dad used to take care of a farm for a disabled, retired jockey. I mucked stalls to ride and he got a free disposal fee. We had the greenest lawn for blocks, BTW

Josh

Canadian homie here, is it garbage to use a car carpet floor mat as a bath mat ? I know who I am.

All The Toast

$10 Chef Boy-R-D, If you're reheating or thawing something in the microwave and it comes out hot on the outside and cold on the inside, are you throwing it back in the heat or are you powering through the cold bites?

Spitfire542

1000 cent homie, Maverik the gas station is nothing compared to the Kwik Trips/Kwik Stars. It is like a full on restaurant in those. Maverik bought out all bunch of gas stations in Iowa and everyone hates them. Need to let the boys know before going to Iowa and hitting the wrong gas station.

Titi is my dad

$10 bus boy Is it garbage to not have Stavvy on in this many months? Love youse

JGarbage

$10 homie , never had one read. Is it garbage if take my metal green bay packers koozie to the cocktail bar crawl? p.s i live in California

Jared Fromm

$10 heater huffer never had one read. Is it garbage if one of the walls in your bedroom is 15 feet of limestone. Just moved into a buddies basement and the house was built in 1909. Don't get me started on the creepy crawlies

ThatGuyWithThePlaid

10$ ten dollar-er, is mixing General Tso’s Chicken and Mac ‘n Cheese a tough look? Was clearing out leftovers!!!

TheLazyGardener

How garbage is it, if you say a movie scene/phrase while watching with a girl, thinking it looks cool

Nathan Mills

$10 pos here Is it garbage if you listen to ayg all day??? Ps get Foley some chompers

DubG

$10 lot lizard. Never had one read. Is it garbage to refer to things as being like something else ‘on steroids’. “Disney world is like six flags on steroids”

Beanz

10$ homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if the best steak you've ever had was from a steakhouse connected to a hotel?

Chris

10 buck homie AYG if you have another house in your front yard. In other words you have “in front of you” neighbors instead of next door

joseph whigham

10 dollar homeslice went to the Friday early Tampa show and I thought of a question after i submitted mine. Is it garbage if your stepmom is closer to your age than your dad’s age when you’re 13 years old at their wedding

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Is it garbage if you just discovered the Stereo app Q&A episodes and you can hear Foley snort a tootski near the end of the 2/18/21 episode?

Josh

What up $10 homie here, NHOR Is it garbage to just choose to rip a piss in the shower instead of the toilet? Hear me out - I use less water just rinsing it down the drain, and it’s a nice little glass walled floor-level john, so it’s not like I’m hopping into the tub. Thanks, love youse guys

Alex

Why are a bunch of episodes missing from October 2022-2025

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Is it garbage to try to peak at other people’s food at a restaurant you’ve never been to, just eying tables to develop a gameplan?

AverageIke

Kippy. The Lune saved my life today. Thanks you sir.

Jimmy Dean

Long time Foley alimony donator never had one read. Are you garbage if you know how to compensate for wind while rocking a piss?

Mikes Mechanical

Long time listener,Recent $20 animal here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if the only passable family heirloom that you have is a heavy glass ashtray that your mom threw at your dad?

ThadCastle

Longtime supporter of pattys heaters Are you garbage if you like beer better out of can? My dad told me this when i was younger now I inherited the trash.

ShaDynasty

$10 homie NHOR - is it garbage to have the 3 spoke bike wheels instead of the normal ones? All the bad kids are riding around with them

ShaDynasty

Do the boys remind anyone else of Timon and Pumba? Think about it…

LongHots69

$10 homie NHOR - youse ever slip down to the casino and just eat a meal no gambling because you can still smoke inside there?

Droobie

$10 homie! Never had one read! Is it garbage that for Easter egg hunts it was plastic eggs filled with scratchers? $1 $2 $5

RotoReaper

1st time long time 10$ homie . The boys talk a lot about doing scambies. How do you do your day to to day scambies? And is it garbage to just crack the egg’s directly in the pan and try to whip them up while cooking. Always turns out like a busted up fried egg but throw em in a tortilla with hot sauce and keep it moving. Ps moved from Alaska to Pittsburgh pa to hit a Wawa and found out they ain’t here, still trying to get a sizzly! love youse.

Garbage Gobbler

Yall gotta hit maverick when you come to Denver in the fall

Tommy Heglin

Yo. Whats the CLASSIEST amount of stickers to have on your windshield?

Smug Druggler

Uh oh, 10:02 CDT on Saturday and no Hard Feelings yet. I have a bad feeling about this.

Bimbo

Hard feelings?????

Philip

Where is the Saturday posting?

Armando

where the ep at?!

Dempsey Group Satellite Office

I'd like to apologize on behalf of the Dempsey Group. I presume King Louie IV had to drop some bars before the upload, when living the Fine Life things can get away from you

another moron

where is the....WHAT IS HAPPENING?! I can't have this. Not today, boys. Not today.

rickytickybobbywobbin

Hey boys!! Where's the episode?!?! Youse better not forget about us!

Moshtatoes

The must’ve went hard last night!

another moron

Maybe all the trashing the jerks dole out on the boys has gotten to them and this a Foley-esque fuck you to the onslaught of whiny complainers.

Philip

This could end up being a fan written episode of Hard Feelings.

Eric B

I'm glad we're all here in solidarity during these trying times.

Rusty

Aye, I’m sure there’s a good reason people

Andy Garbaggio

My disappointment is immeasurable and my morning is ruined.

Ashley Miller

The amount of times I keep refreshing the page

juicefizz

even though it’s not out yet i love how so many of us all came here to check 😂 love youse have a good saturday boys ❤️

Zachary Straight

Its the god damn zionists blocking the release ..i just saw on reddit ...

jasontheryan

Good to see that I'm not the only one freaking out... haha

Dusty Farts

10 doll hair fart master. Never had one read. Is it garbage to bring a dead cow on a trailer to a drive in, self service car wash? My aunt and uncle had a hobby farm where they discovered a cow had died in a field after a thunder storm. Knowing that no slaughter houses will take and process dead animals and not wanting to waste the meat, they loaded it on a trailer with the tractor and drove it to town. They then power washed the mud off as best they could before processing it themselves. Love youse.

Snot smellagain

Whatever the exchange rate is now Canadian homie here, never had one read. Is it garbage to eat a confectionary item you plan on purchasing while standing in line to pay for it? The only guys I ever see do it are covered in drywall dust.

Beefy Lovesmilk

$10 sweat stain, never getting rid of me (NHOR)- wife and I are having our first baby boy at 30 years old and just moved back in with my mom to save some cash, are you garbage if you need to ask your mom where she put your frisbee golf discs because they aren’t with my other toys and Kyle and I have 18 holes to walk at 5.

Lauren Jones

Why haven’t youse guys had Kilah on to be crowned the real queen of Philly trash? But she might have to box Aunt Tuddy….is she Aunt Tuddy?

Only Here 4 Luke

Canadian Hozer Homie - Never had one read! Is it garbage to have to get out of bed at the base rather than the side of the bed? Nobody with their shit together is crawling to the end of the bed to start the day are they? Love you boys, keep up the mediocre work!!

Foleys future ex wife

Never had a question read. Are you garbage if you have weekly drunk phone calls with your sister debating which one of your parents burned our house down?

Henry’s Hemorrhoids

$10 stakeholder here, NHOR, is my coworker garbage for showing up to work an hour late, smoking a cig, and holding a $1,000 set of roller blades? I only know the price because he was very adamant about telling us. Love youse

Dustin Comer

$10 homie, never had one read , are you garbage if you grew up with one of the old 4 leg tvs in your back yard that your grand parents used to put potted plants on . Ps I have a brand new cpap and supplies for foley if he wants it

The #1 Dickhead

$10 homie for life, STILL NEVER HAD ONE READ. Is a flask garbage or class? Maybe have Luke chime in, he seems like he might have a classy one.

CupCheckChuck

My claim to fame is I failed at comedy instantly moved to L.A alone then joined the army ; and was recruited on Hollywood Blvd walk of fame

David

$10 homie. Foley i have reported your Oreo complaints to the Oreo makers. I got an insider who works for the parent company. Contact me for toblerone connects.

Jesus Is...rael and hates frisbees

$10 booze bag here, Are you garbage if when you think of the word doily you first picture the paper ones not even knowing there are cloth ones?

Cinnamon Babka

$10 bozo HAVE had one read. You know the 3 in 1 soap/shampoo/wash products? How much in 1 is too much? Would you use a 6 in 1 body wash?

Joey G

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage if you call a drug test a “piss test” P.s. if you call it a piss test you have no change of passing.

Michael B

Long time listener NHOR…. Are you garbage if you buy the furniture from a store closing sale? I’m talking shelves, hangers, mannequins, mirrors from an Off Saks Fifth blowout. Hundred bucks out the door

Hey_it’s_Lauren

$10 Soul Sister NHOR What was your parent’s standard lineup of meds for injury/ illness? My mom was insistent that every cut and scrape would be healed with peroxide and Neosporin and everything else could be handled by taking 2 Motrin. I still go by this today and am alive and well, love youse!

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 hoagie - not even asking as I know this is trash. My coworker keeps a jar of chicken gravy in the work fridge…

Dr.10Inch

$10 homie NHOR Are you garbage if while you’re at a funeral multiple uncles reach in their suit jacket pocket and pull out old funeral cards because the only time they wear a suit is when someone dies

Dr.10Inch

$10 booze hound (you’ll see why) NHOR. AYG if at your high school job your boss pointed across the street at a big holly tree and said “your old man crashed his car into that tree back in the day” When I asked my dad about it he said he tried to drift around the corner one night lost control and crashed straight into it. Kicker is he said he hit it so hard his radio wouldn’t shut off and it was blaring “Lick it up” by Kiss! He ran to the neighbors and started jumping on their trampoline and was chewing on pennies cause he might’ve had a few to try to beat a breathalyzer test if the cops came

Trudy Roof

$10 meal deal here, FTLT: Yever been to a bar where the Men’s piss trough is filled with ice? It’s certified trash, but a bar I used to go to did this and it’s genius. You have something to aim your stream at, the piss melts the ice so no flush/running water needed. The regulars would take turns hauling a bucket of ice to the men’s room over the course of the day so the bartenders didn’t have to. P.S. the bar is referred to as “the dirty bird”, which is not the name of the bar.

Yourmyboyblue

Ten dolla balla…haven’t had one read…is it garbage to pretend you got hydraulics when you hit a speed bump

2ManyBabyMommmas

$20 meatball FTLT You ever eat scrambled eggs with you hands?

Beefaroni Blaster

Homie who ain’t never had one read. The plunger talk reminded me of a story. Specifically the hey dad why do you keep a spatchula next to the toilet. The answer was “to chop up my turds son”

ProbablyGayDefinitelyDrunk

$10 Heater eater here….. is it garbage to add vodka to your pedialyte when you’re hungover? Hydration. Hair of the Dog. Kill 2 birds with one stone.

NoGoodBagelShopsInGermany

$5 white trash here…is it garbage if your dad disowns you because you went to a megadeth concert without him?

Cory hardesty

Is it garbage to think to yourself while driving "damn, i could've passed that beamer"?

99 Jeep Liberty

Longtime Homie had a bunch read: is it garbage to steal cigarettes from a famous person’s grave? Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, someone like that?

Foley’s Toothless Smile

First time long time $10 panini princess never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad flaunts a successful lifestyle to pitch his MLM but only has money because his aunt died. He’s never actually made any profit in the 15 years he’s been trying to “get rich quick” selling vitamins. Luv u’s

Foley’s Toothless Smile

First time long time $10 panini princess never had one read. Is it garbage if you had to make thanksgiving turkey in a rotisserie chicken cooker because your dad tried to do his own electrical work the night before thanksgiving and only half of the houses outlets worked. Also had to cook the sides in a toaster oven.

Foley’s Toothless Smile

$10 soul sister, are you garbage if your dad purposely bought a car with no carpet so he could hose it out if it got dirty

Howard Huntley Lloyd IV

10$ hommie. NHOR. AYG if you keep a back scratcher in multiple rooms of the house. Nightstand for bedtime scratches. Living room and patio where I spend most of my time rippin heaters. I'm a skinny guy but boy does a back scratcher feel good.

Mark Jones

10 dollar hooomie NHOR is it garbage to chew your ice cream?

The Corn Bread Connoisseur

Hey fellas never had one read Is it garbage to say man this is a nice building every time you walk in somewhere nicer then your house ps awesome show in Tampa boys

Cinnamon Babka

$10 Bozo HAVE had one read. When is the last time you had to do a full sprint?

Poppie's Pee Stain

$10 fuckface NHOR, for my skate hoomies...Have you ever wore shoes that were held together by duct tape? Not sure if it was garbage or a symbol of coolness.

Cousin Vinny

10 $ chicken parmer here. AYG if you get your hair cut at a flea market?

Poppie's Pee Stain

Timmy doesn't need brakes cuz he knows he will eventually run out of gas.

Titi is my dad

Fuck me. The Timmy ep was unbearable, intolerable and just painful. First time I haven't made it through an episode.

Ryan Rivas

The TNB episode truly highlights foleys elite level of lying few can match. Foley didn’t even need his notepad to keep up with TNB amateur lies. Big man. True master of his craft.

Baby Kippy

$10 soul sister and flatbread freak. NHOR. Is it garbage to bring 2 flat breads pizzas on a 14 hour flight to Japan that you got upgraded to the lay flat’s but know you won’t eat the meals they offer

DogPaw

Hey gents, Ever toss your hat on the ice after a hat trick at a hockey game? New bozo, took a few tries to spell Patreon..

Jannis Feldkämper

Are you garbage If you have a Sofa in your Garden? Love from Germany Please visit me next time

Mayor of Cleveland

$10 Guido here. Is it trashy to use the charcoal grill at your neighborhood park? Love youse guys!

Willis Dickfit

Short and sweet, love youse Is it Hopefully or Hofully?

Piper Asshole

New $10 homie here. AYG if you cashed a bowl out of the passenger seat window and it went through the back window and hit your friends little brother directly in the eye?

Howard Huntley Lloyd IV

AYG if you have backscratchers in multiple rooms of the house. Balcony, living room, bed room?

Katiekate

Long time $10 soul sister never had one read. Are you garbage if you eat pasta with milk like a bowl of cereal sometimes I’ll make pasta and I’ll leave leftover plain pasta in the refrigerator and I’ll find my husband eating it in a bowl like it’s cereal with milk.

RollYourOwnHeaters

10 dollar Brother from another mother. NHOR. Is it garbage if you use your dishwasher like a cabinet for dishes and silverware. Growing up i feel like that thing only got rn once a week and that was when we used up all the clean stuff that was in there.

Power of a Tony

$10 homie. Is it garbage to walk around drinking something out of a bottle it clearly didn’t come in? Like some orange drink in a Poland Spring bottle? Because every time I do it, I feel like a bozo.

Blazinfrijolero

Is it garbage or is it just me but does kippy look like the red bird from angry birds bahah