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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-01 20:21:36
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2026-04

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you havent had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

100K Amex points

Ever ran through the school and cheated during the annual fitness test

G Money Fartin

Long time listener never had one read. Is it garbage if you and your buddy drove 5hrs for a burger? We drove from Boston to Harrisburg PA for the "Big Mozz" from Sheetz and decided to go to Hershey Park to justify the journey but it was really just for the sandwich.

Aidon Squires

Ten dollar hombre, Is it garbage that when they changed the age to buy cigarettes to 21, i was grandfathered into the law and could still buy heaters since i was under 21 when the law passed.

T

Homie for 5 years never had one read. Ever use cash at the self check out? Saw that twice this week, hachi, machi.

Taternutz00

Is it garbage to use pre-workout as an energy drink when I wake up

Walter from Sactown

$10 Homie, is it garbage to grab a handful of extra forks every time you go to chipotle? I keep them in my desk at work.

James McCauley

$10 homie & big fan, never had one read: Is it garbage to use Pizza Hut marinara sauce on macaroni to make it taste just like pizza?

Sweet P

Homies. I need some help. I’m trying to find an old ep. I’m pretty sure it was a paytch? But maybe it was on the yousetube? At one point foley is talking about fighting his dad. Kippy makes a joke about the big man being covered in butter? Or that he’s all greased up and was ready to fight his dad. This was a hypothetical riff and I think it was at the end of an ep. At one point they make a joke about foley’s dad yelling to patty - I think the quote is “patty this kids a pervert!!” Or something like that… Funniest shit ever and I wish I could remember more. I neeeeeeed to find it. Help a brotha out.

Tuddys Tits

Is it garbage for men to be invited to baby showers? My 73 year old dad went to a baby shower last week

Ryan R

$10 homie. NHOR. I rarely post here. I love the show so much. I actually love kill Tony too. Tommy was the worst guest you’ve ever had on. I have no idea how Tony picks golden ticket winners. Timmy, Casey, william are violently not funny.

chrubby

Is it garbage to dip strawberries in sugar?

Tim Campbell

NHOR $17.39 Canadian homie. I recently heard diet coke referred to as fridge cigarettes and that seems quite fitting for Kippy.

Big Jerm

Ayg 10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

ShaDynasty

$10 homie - are you garbage if you’re doing gender reveals with burnouts

Josh Stephens

$10 homie NHOR, are you garbage if when growing up when people would arrive at home and mention they’d stop by the pharmacy there’d be an echoed “Ooh, what’d ya get?!”

CotyH316

$50 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you live in the city and have live farm animals in your backyard? Love you boyz!

Cousin Vinny

Ten dollar Chicken Parmer. Youse ever get a haircut at a flea market?

Br

Long time listener, first time caller - love youse Ever try to pinch out a candle?

Uncle Hanks nephew

$10 investor. NHOR Is it garbage if when your a kid your parents use your name and social to get the lights and/or water turned on because then are on bad terms with the water and power company. Love the show. Love you guys. Go to Reno, NV and do a show at the perppermill!!!!

Walter from Sactown

Ryan D here, ever taken a pic of your friends dump he left in the toilet and sent it to the group chat?

Jason Dale

$10 home slice here. Is it garbage to drop your kids off at your mom’s house before you go to work but then call off and go back home and just have a you day. Ya boys got 3 toddlers and sometimes it just be like that.

SteveUrkle12

$10 homie AHOR is it garbage to take a picture of your odometer to show off to your buddies, like reaching 100,000 miles and taking a picture to brag about it

TuddyFick

$10 undacovabrotha the past 2 years. AYG if you brag about a specific brand of something but it’s really the only brand you know? Prime example, my buddy’s been throwing Pella windows in my face and he can’t name another window for shit

The Porcelain Picasso

$10 sleazeball NHOR. Is it garbage if your family used to roll around with the Jack in the Box car antenna balls on their cars in the late '90s/early 2000's?

Jaydawg

$10 Homie here — never had one read. Is it garbage to have street parking and wash three cars in a row on the street? I’m dragging the hose across the sidewalk, slowing down traffic, and there’s soap suds running halfway down the block… in a pretty nice neighborhood. Love youse!

Big Honkin Awoogas

10 dollar heater, never had one read: Are you garbage to shotgun a tall boy at a drive in movie by yourself? Context: I brought a couple tall boys to a showing of Batman Begins, and as I was getting situated a beer fell out of my car and started spraying everywhere. My only option was to chug the beer or lose half my supply for a 2.5 hour movie

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Homie, Never Had One Read, You ever watch the microwave count down and when it hits one minute left you try to hold your breath for as long as you can? The smell of the food makes me breathe heavy and I can never do it.

Dan

10$ investor. NHOR Is it garbage to use the theme song from Walker Texas Ranger as a ringtone? RIP to the legend, Chuck Norris.

FoleysFootFist

Not a question but im so proud of the boys for being on Kill Tony. I know they have been on before but seeing them on at this massive scale was amazing.

Doctor Fantana

$10 Fat Court Jurror. Is it garbage to put extra cheese on a frozen pizza and call it a "life hack"?

NoKetchup

$10 Gen Z representative. Never Had One Read. Is it garbage when you are riding through the country and see an expensive house and your dad says “they got a million in the fence alone!”

Noahface

$10 homie never had one read - What's the maximum amount of times you're allowed to come up for air mid-sip at the wooter fountain?

Cinnamon Babka

$10 bozo HAVE had one read. Is it garbage to say surfing the web?

Berks County Heater

$10 homie, Are you garbage if your family talks about how good this year’s crop of corn is looking as it grows?

Marty

This might be a regional thing but the jewelry stores in grocery stores. For example up here in the Pacific Northwest, Fred Meyers has a jewelry store inside of it.

Trash Bandicoot

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to see how long you can go without touching the steering wheel when driving? Bonus points for just hitting your turn signal when you start to drift into another lane

MrFrench

10$ campaign manager Ryan/Foley 2028 NHOR Is it garbage if you never ran the annual mile in high school? And you hid behind the snack shack and smoked cigs only to fall in line on the average kids final lap? Love you boiz and Luke is a real treat

Mikey.Bontade

$10 Union member here. At what point does one go from being trash to being garbage, and vice-versa?

Arturo the churro

10 dollar homie ftlt is it garbage to send wedding invitations to your favorite companies hoping to get a gift in return getting married next year so sending a few invitations to some companies on a totally unrelated topic what's the address of the studio hoping to send an invitation to the boys hopefully get one of those bugman tshirts saw they're on clearance send one my way!

Sweetandsexysauce

Hey fellas, 10 dolla cocksucka here, never had one read, are you garbage if the only high-speed chase you’ve been in was your girlfriend’s mom chasing you after sneaking her daughter out? Btw I got away after driving on train tracks

Sofa_king_garbage

$10 dirtbag, had a few read. Buuuuut, is it trashy to do this.....so I know it's guy code to keep a urinal as a buffer in-between another bozo in a public restroom. But let's say there's 3 urinals the one all the way to the right is one of the little kid ones that goes all the way down to the floor and the one all the way the left is occupied.....is it garbage to still use the middle one so I dont pee on my timberland

Cory hardesty

Is it garbage to use your outside car mirror for whatever task? Like straightening your tie, fixing your, shaving, etc.

T -Dawg

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage if your dad does whippets in front of you as a kid? My girlfriend told me that when she was around 12 or so, her dad would say that the real treat was at the bottom of the can when the whipped cream was almost empty. He'd then proceed to flip the can and hit a whippet in the kitchen.

Dylan

$10 Kippy Jr Heater Fund Investor NH1R, Is It Garbage to you put aluminum foil on your window to deter a bird who’s been flying into it 50+ times a day even though your neighbor’s definitely think you’re selling meth

Gearbox

$10 homie, nhor- Is it garbage to use a roll of toilet paper as tissues instead of having an actual tissue box

Cinnamon Babka

$10 bozo here. It's Passover at the time of writing this. What are the bugman's thoughts on matzah?

hot soup

$10 homie. First time long time. Ever use something other than a tape measure or a ruler to measure something? I used an 18x24 picture frame to try and measure my windows and forgot to factor in the frame. I’m now the proud owner of curtains that are 2 inches too short.

WinnipegGarbage

Hey guys, $10 homie here, never had one read - is it garbage to take a funeral limo to Cookout on the way to the burial? We needed to stop for food after my grandfather's funeral, on the way to the burial site, and two limos pulled up to Cookout for lunch lol.

Tuddy's Cuck

$10 FUCKFACE HERE!! NH1R IS IT GARBAGE IF YOU HAVE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL ACCOLADES ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PROFILE WELL AFTER YOU'VE GRADUATED? MY COWORKER HAS HIS TOUCHDOWNS AND RUSHING YARDS FROM HIS VARSITY YEAR OF FOOTBALL ON HIS INSTAGRAM. HE'S 24.

Foley’s illegitimate child

Former $20 king demoted to a $10 homie, NHOR, is it garbage if I’m spreading my last couple dollars to come to the pop up show in new York tomorrow, love youse

RoyEMunson

What was on the radio in the family car? What’s on it now? My dad was a talk radio guy and that made for some LONG road trips

FuckTardFrank

$5 Bozo NH1R. Are you garage if the only love advice you got from your dad is, "never fall in love with the first girl that swallows". Little does he know, I married the second girl that did it.

KippyAteMyChocolateCoveredPotatoChips

Almost 3 yrs as a homie. Still trying to get one read💪🏽 . Ill try and keep it short. Just got engaged in February, went to a restaurant got free apps and drinks, went to a bar after got free drinks. Is it trash to say we just got engaged a cpl months from now to get a some free stuff?👀. Love ya boys

Andrew

Is it garbage it there is a liquor store in your town called the hit n run

Whitpain Hills Ex-Rentee

AYG if your car was listed for repossession but you never updated your address when you relocated so the bank could never track it down? PS: 4 years later the late payments are still jamming up my credit.

Cam Cotham

$10 bozo NH1R. Is it garbage to ask Luke to add some compression to the audio and level out the boys? Not to be a bitch, but sometimes it's very quiet and very loud at the same time. TRAV, HIT ME!

BofaDeezNutz

$10 Dempsy Group Money Launderer. Working my way up to offshore accounts. Howyadoin? But for now, is it garbage if your banking institution is located in a grocery store?

IGottaPushBackOnThatALittleBit

$10 shareholder. NH1R. What's your thoughts on wearing an unrelated jersey to a game. Like Giants play the Steelers and you go to the game in Eagles gear or even Flyers gear.

Bowling Average = Credit Score

Question from the wifey: Is it garbage if, as a kid, your dad had to have work done on his car, and so borrows his friend's empty work van. Dad sits in the driver's seat, big sister sits in the passenger seat, and wifey sits in *a lawn chair he put in the back.* She flipped and slid all over the back on every turn!

Chris O'Malley

$10 homie, NH1R. Baseball is back - are you garbage if you go and pick up other people’s souvenir cups at the stadium after the game ends? I saw a real tugboat with about 25 of those little helmets they put the ice cream in at the cubs game this week. See you in Chicago!

Voodooshocka

10$ sanitation department. Never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad tears out all the flooring and carpet on Mother’s Day because he got hardwood in a work trade and 17 years later it’s still concrete floors in the house

Isaak with a K

OG homie since the very beginning, Are you garbage if you're at work and you purposely break something so you don't have to do your job but still get paid for being there clocked in. Tuddy, Kippy, foley lukey, diesel, mark the shark, and all the bozos and homies, hope y'all are thriving and stayin trash 🗑️🫡

George Johnson

Alright lads, is it garbage to ask the flight attendant for a tab on a flight?

hisandherpes

10$ skeeze NHOR Youse ever tie up a non drug baggie like a drug baggie? I was just at Disney on ice with my kids, and without even realizing it, I tied up my daughter’s cotton candy bag like a different type of sugar. My lady looked at me like WTF? I guess only other scumbags would notice.

Hey_it’s_Lauren

$10 soul sister never had one read Is it garbage if your only toilet gets clogged at midnight and you can’t find your plunger, so at 6am the next morning you go to Lowe’s to buy one? Picture this I’m waiting at the door for them to open, I’m the only one there and the only thing I’m getting is the most heavy duty plunger they have cause I didn’t wanna take any chances and need to come back

FOLEY'S DIVORCE LAWYER

$10 flatbread here. April fools pranks, trash or clean livin? Love the shit out of all the boys! Uncle Hank hit me up! Bug man always icing me

Jared Fromm

$10 Heater Huffer NHOR. Are you garbage if one of the walls of your bedroom is limestone. I moved into a buddies basement and the house was built in 1909. The original foundation was made with limestone and theres about 15 feet of it in my room. Dont get me started on the creepy crawly situation

Jammed Up Jake

$10 homie, haven’t had one read! Is it garbage to grab hot food at a gas station, and when get to the register say you forgot your wallet since they legally cannot put it back. The first time I genuinely forgot my wallet and they let me take it anyway. The second time I was a little jammed up and figured I would see if lightning strikes twice. It does.

Tombo

$10 homie for a couple years now your welcome for that first tahoe payment- how trash is merch from your regional gas station chain? Nothing says upstate NY like a Stewart's beanie and I know you bozos have fought over a wawa branded lighter before

Ima Richard

See you in Bloomington Boys

growing heart

I don't know why I let these characters convince me this was a garbage family podcast. These are after all grown me trying to make a living.

Zack Z

$10 sizzli enjoyer, long time listener, first time caller: is it garbage that on a bachelor trip to Wildwood, we spent the whole night (8pm to 1:30am) bumming cigs off people at Keenan’s, only to “overstay our welcome” and almost get the groom punched in the face (P.S none of us smoke)

Mary

$10 homie long ass time listener a few questions read (nbd) is it garbage to feel classy when I order my BEC from Dunkin and ask them to make it with white cheddar instead of the standard American?

Dustin

$10 dollar homie never had one read Is it garbage to set off the fire alarm while vaping in the bathroom at your kid’s school?

Chris

10 dollar homie never had one read Town house flip sides. Half pretzel half cracker

Patty O'Furniture

Do you have furniture in your house that still has the sticker on it that tells you what part number it is? For example, I got a bar cart from amazon and each of the pieces has number stickers that line up to the assembly guide

ThiccNKrispy

More of a statement really, but did you know the bananas in the store are clones of an extinct banana from the 1950s.

Billy Apodaca

$10 vato loco. I never had one read… is it trash to host my kids parties at my mother in laws even though we have more than enough room at our house to host?

BugmanFan

New $10 incel or whatever kippy calls us… are you garbage if you try to expense your patreon sub because you payed for it during your shift. ps the answer was no so i just hit them with an extra hour of overtime

#ChickenSandwiches

$10 Basura is it garbage if your town still has the lobster tank at Walmart? What other forgotten store gimmicks are garbage like?

FingerLickinGewd

$5 Hoagie Contributor - Never had one read. Have you ever used a butter knife as a screwdriver in a pinch?

Matthew Goodman

$10 homie, what color was the toilet water growing up. Went to friend’s house for the first time as a kid and the water was clear thought their toilet was broken because it wasn’t blue.

Aaron

Is it garbage to threaten to send an invoice for your time? Had a coworker beef with Raymour and Flanigan and say “so where do I send the invoice for MY TIME?”

HouseMoneyAnt

No question this week just a request for Pictionary pt 2 🫡 my favorite family game night episode lol

Gleep Glorp

$10 member of the Order of Refined Refuse. NHOR. Are you garbage if you buy duplicates of the same piece of clothing? If you have a pair of jeans you like, would you buy 3 pairs so you can keep them in rotation without having to wash them as much. Kippy’s stone wash jeans being a prime example.

Stevie 6 fingers

10$ squatter NHOR, is it garbage to do your bachelor party two days after the wedding cause you don’t get paid till then and you’re also hoping to get some cash from guests?

Georgia

$10 Soul Sista NHOR. Where do we land with memorial decals on cars?

Chicken Finger Blaster

$10 Supporter of the Bug Man's habits. Is it Garbage if you tell your kids that the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream?

Blue Moon Bozo

$10 Spotify stalker are you garbage if you buy cigarettes with quarters 6 dollar smokes so 24 quarters

Patti’s Plumber

12 euro member NHOR Is it garbage when you realize you didn’t microwave your food long enough, and just keep on eating anyways?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice Never Had One Read Is it garbage to order second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it cold immediately when u get home cause your “stomach has settled” Love Youse

Prince of the Burbs 585

$5 dirt bag. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you have a birthday party at a hotel?

DrugzInATony

$10 homie, never had one read in my life I swear to god.. Instead of using a toilet brush, is it garbage to throw more toilet paper into the bowl and hope it takes some skidmarks down with it when you flush again.

Lance

$10 dirtbag here, Is it garbage to wash your face with a hot towel on a plane?

I wasnt fat back then

Ever seen someone shoot hoops with a heater going, bonus points if in jeans

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie, had a few read... is it garbage if the $10 for the Patreon came out today and left me with $1.46 for a few days?

showmethemtuddies

$10 fuckface here, youse ever play golf in jeans?

Foley owes me money!

14.50 north of the boarder homie howyadoin. If this gets read this will be my 3rd week having a question read in a row, gotta be some kind of record. Put the kid in the rafters. How long is too long for the lightbulb in the fridge to go out before you change it?

Joey Pepitone, Tree RBIs

$10 Black Ops Sleeper Cell Member. Is it Garbage to use your fiancée's credit to buy her own engagement/wedding ring. 20 years ago my FICO score was blown, but we wanted to get married. It all worked out we are still happily married today.

Foley’s Merkin

$10 investor here, never had one read. Is it garbage to have turlet that is only for the backyard. I have encountered two. 1. One was at the side of a house in one of those 6 foot tough shed jawns with full plumbing (sink and bathroom, little fan, and mirror) think high class porta potty 2. The other was a full half bath, like a normal bathroom, that was attached to the house with an exterior door but had no other connection to the house so no one could root around the home.

Tuddy’s side piece

Hey bozos bluechip investor here…Is it trash to pack a ziplock of snacks in your backpack on a long travel day with layovers… im going to forsure hit the bar for tendies and beers but i like being prepared for delays or something salty and different on the flight(plus you can mix mush into trail mix easy) for funn when you land love yous go birds

Elizabeth Grieco

$10 homie, never had one read...is it garbage if you routinely ran out of toilet paper growing up and your parents told u to use cotton balls/maxi pads/newspaper instead? I'm still traumatized at 50 yrs old by this and hoarde tp.

Dr.10Inch

$10 undercover brotha. NHOR. AYG if you view the standing water on the side of the road as a car wash? The faster you hit it, the bigger the splash, the better the wash.

JohnnyBustaU

Are you garbage if your Timmy no brakes? Jk don't ban me.

C N

$10 soul sista Is it garage if I use my grocery stores’ delivery app but to cheat the $35 minimum I add something expensive like crab legs that i know will never be in stock so I just get a refund for the difference and still get the rest delivered?

Ivana Manzow

$10 contributing board member. NH1R, I used to be a lifeguard at the beach and water parks and I would have people come up to me at the waterpark and tell me they didn’t know how to swim but don’t want to miss out on any rides. I would tell them it was 12 feet deep but they would never hesitate to get in line anyways. I would have to watch their place in line and get a signal. One time a guy actually hit me when drowning and I drug him to the bottom before I took him up. Is going on rides even though you can’t swim thrill seeking behavior or just being garbage like,” I spent money on this ticket I’m gonna ride every ride”

Butt-whole Bayley

$10 hoagie, first time long time. When you got in trouble in school and had to write a sentence over and over. Did you write each sentence or write the words in a column?

Tim

trashy to sub ranch for bleu cheese at restaurant?

Trace Is Trash

$10 homie NHOR: is it garbage if your parents dressed you as a beer can for Halloween one year?

AYGwillickers

have you ever seen a storefront chapel attached to a auto body shop?

pimpdaddykyle

10 dollar tard nhor, is it trashy if your mom punched you in the mouth and busted your lip with a diamond ring at the apple festival because you were whining about being there as a kid?

Lou Sasol

Asking for a friend, what’s the least amount of money you can fake your death over without it being trash?

Mitchell Vallejo

10 dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to just turn on the sink in the bathroom just so people who can hear think you're washing your hands.

John O'Meara

Thank fuck for an Ari episode. That Kill Tony guy was a disgrace to the show

Cody Gurnick

Yo! Luke or Mark the Shark, or Ryan D or fucking kipperino whoever actually reads these. Tell Henry to lose the ponytail. He looks like he's gonna be on TO Catch a Predator. Please for the love of all things garbage.

Conqueeftador

You ever pooped yourself wearing a suit?

John O'Meara

Anyone not addressing the stinkfest of that Kill Tony guy is not garbaggio. The boys put out a stinker. It is rare. But it has to be addressed or the show will die. It's our obligation.

Kobe felterbush

Long time bozo new 10$ homie never had one read, youse ever make yourself bigger lookin in the drive through to justify the amount of food you order? I.E sitting up straight and puffing out your shoulders so it looks like your 6 foot nine and it’s reasonable to eat 2 big mac meals?

Marco Antonio

$10 homie never had one read, how long is too long to keep wedding invites and Christmas cards on the refrigerator? I’ve got save the dates from more than 2 years ago still up

Joe

Joe Garbaggio here, $10 shareholder — dividends used for poor life choices. Is it garbage to take all but one debit card out of your wallet? That way, when you’re at the cashier and you’re not sure if it’ll work, you can rifle through and go, I think my wife took my card…this is all I got. Jammed up but trying to play it cool

Bobby K

$10 homie never had one read - are you garbage if you stand in a 2 hour line for “fill your Stanley” night at the local fire cream store?

Poppie's Pee Stain

$10 chicken tendie lover NHOR. Has anyone in ya family ever used the phrase, "Try this kid it'll put hair on yer pecker". Grandma would lemme sip her Wild Turkey (also trash) and say that shit every time.

I wasnt fat back then

Have u or anyone you know used something in their daily life that they won out of a Dave and busters (or anyone arcade for that matter)

NickBuccelli

I've mentioned before... but never had read: Is it garbage if the only bible verse you know by heart is Ezekiel 25:17 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides...(audience finishes quote from Pulp Fiction).

Joe Money

tried this so many times, Are you garbage if you use a Re use a Paper Plate that isn't That dirty ie a ketchup stain or crumbs of any sort.

Joe Money

have you ever spent so much money at the fair game they just gave you the prize? this happend to me with the smash a beer bottle with a baseball never broke one a giant stuffed beer can was my prize, cost me about 85 bucks

Adam G.

NHOR: Is it garbage to show up to your work because you got jammed up and were running late with “sleep lines” on your face/arms?

Joe Money

are you garbage if you still rent movies from the library when you have netflix, amazon, ect.

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and loooong time fan who still hasn't had one read. Are you garbage if your freshman English teacher taught your class that a handy way of remembering how to spell 'Analysis' is by breaking it up into the question, "Anal, why sis?" Over 20 years later and I cannot spell that word without that question rolling through my head 😂

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone. And yes, we also had a creek to swim in nearby. We weren't "crick" people, but were definitely creek kids. I feel there's a very large and distinct difference between the two lol. We would also disappear into the woods for hours on end with no absolutely no adult supervision, with the oldest of us building forts and "playing Indian" in those woods being maybe 12. Which is how we got our pet sheep. We stumbled upon what looked like a murder scene (the mother had given birth and blood was everywhere), and the farmer next door let us raise it for awhile. My mom named him Lamb Chops.

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and long time listener who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school). We ended up being shipped out to the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, and of the two of us, I ended up working on the flight deck assisting in the launching and recovery of every aircraft we had (no big deal...). We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of each one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course. Bonus points if you can decipher my username. You think it'd make a good license plate? 😂

I wasnt fat back then

Are u garbage if u post a fake pregnancy on Facebook for April fools

Droobie

10 dolla homie! Nh1r! Ever carry around a pack of smokes with one left and keep your full pack hidden to tell askers “damn it’s my last one”

Foley's padawan

10 dollar homie here. Is it garbage if you use klarna to get Doordash?

Henny N eggz

10$ Canadian homie, is it garbage if at a family get togethers. Your aunt made everyone write their names on the red solo cup they were drinking from. Then a few months later at another get together, reuses those cups and hand out every one’s cup they had last time. SOLO CUPS!!!

Lumina Repair Man

$10 homie, I had to google my doctor to find the phone number and the main google photo is someone’s rash from a Yelp review. Shout out Brattleboro Internal Medicine.

Dylanja

TDHNHOR, what's the protocol when a dude leaves his clothes in the washing machine of a shared laundry room? Only 3 washers and 3 dryers, and we're talkin' multiple days untouched in the washer and he's a potential (probable) repeat offender. He obviously doesn't need the clothes that bad, but if he can't complete a load of laundry then he's probably jammed up. PS - Kippy's a better actor. Love the show.

Taylor Haddad

NH1R long time homie! Is it garbage to refer to your stepdads as husbands number 4,5,6 & 7.

Zack

NH1R - Garbage to use stuff the previous tenant left when you move in to a new place? The bar soap was still boxed, but I'm arguing the mouth wash is anti-bac, so I'm in the clear.

Trudy Roof

$10 homie FTLT Yever been to a bar where the Men’s piss trough is filled with ice? It’s certified trash, but a bar I used to go to did this and it’s genius, you have something to aim your stream at, the piss melts the ice so no flush/running water needed, not that there was any plumbed in to begin with. The regulars would take turns hauling a bucket of ice in over the course of the day so the bartenders didn’t have to. P.S. the bar is known as “the dirty bird”, which is not the name of the bar.

BeverlyNils

10$ Campaign fundraiser never had one read. Is it garbage if you've ever rolled a joint with a piece of a Bible. I was 14 and thought the old paper would be better quality than the other books laying around. It was my girlfriends family bible btw.

Moondog

$14 dollar tax evader never had one read, Is it garbage to have recently purchased a water bed

Ayatollah to watch out for these 🧃

10 Dollar Homie..this isn’t a garbage question just a suggestion. Please don’t do the Timmy No Brakes thing again. We’re begging you. I’d rather listen to Scary Jerry give a TED Talk.

trudeau rüf

10 dolla homeslice Are you garbage if you’re uncle asks you to blow into his breathalyzer before school in 2nd grade?

Red Bank Rob

10 doller person of interest Is there something basic that you are incapable of doing? I have never once correctly opened or closed a box of cereal or other cardboard food container. Also, for the life of me I have never been able to roll, cut and apply a piece of saran wrap. I am a dad of 3 and even my kids make fun of me.

Spitfire542

$10 homie, a few read. I can't explain it, but why does putting a t shirt on while you're sitting down feel like absolute garbage.

Hobo Joe

What up boys? 10 dolla make a bozo soul sista holla Is it garbage to pull your nephew outta school to help you move so you don’t have to pay a moving company? Neff is 14 years old 6 feet tall and loves Wawa sizzlis. Next Jason kelce over here Go Birds 🦅

Pat Jonze

First time long time 10 dollar general What cereal brand mascot would win in a bar fight

Cody Cooper Meh kinda lame

Ever frame a puzzle and hang it on the wall? Bonus points for buying one at a thrift store.

John Fitz

Are you garbage if you drive with the hood on your sweatshirt up

Uncle Doob

$10 Hoagie NHOR. Big Man pro move..put your t-shirt on backwards give it the fat guy stretch, turn it back the right way and do it again. Game changer!

TacoBellSauceDrawer

New $10 homie, never had one read Is it garbage to binge at Dominoes with a large meat lovers pizza and cinnamon bread bites, but get a 2-liter of Coke so that the workers inside Dominoes think I'm feeding my entire family (I live alone). Extra trash aspect - I queue up a show on TV and pause it so that's it ready when I get back home with my pizza and soda.

419MudHens

$10 homies never had one read Is it garbage to have to pull past the drive thru window and have to open your car door to get your food because your power windows dont work?

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

$10 long term investor and have had one read. Nostalgia question, do you boys remember when wide mouth cans hit the scene?

J

$10 dollar bozo never had one read. "Are you garbage if you immediately switch from pants to shorts when you get in the house?"

Jessica Byers

$10 homie can’t wait to see yall in Nashville! Is it garbage to put the bacon bits that come in a bag on a sandwich?

Brisket Brigade

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to say you’re “still up” on DraftKings even though you evened out and will probably lose it all

Rich

$10 homie NHOR, does anyone in your family refer to a computer as a “machine”? Instead of having a computer problem you’ll hear “Something is going on with my machine”

Rich

$10 homie NHOR, was anyone in your family really into Satellite TV/cable black boxes? I’m talking like bragging about getting “all the channels for free, even the porno” at a Thanksgiving

Milk with Dinner

$10 homie NHOR, is it garbage if you tow your dirt bike with a mini cooper coupe? I was driving in Dallas, Texas and saw a mini cooper with its back door open with the front wheel of the dirt bike inside. It was strapped to hold it in place and the back wheel was rolling on the highway. FYI they were cruising at 75 mph.

Asphalt Daddy

$10 Domestic Investor, FTLT, is it garbage to keep a toothbrush at your buddy’s house when you were a kid because you spent the night so much? I had a spot in the medicine cabinet that was just for my toothbrush at my buddy’s house. Never knew when I would end up spending the night but I never missed a brushing. Love you guys

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Is it garbage to peak at other people’s plates of food when you go to a new restaurant, just scoping out your gameplan?

The Law Offices of Henry, Foley & Bugman

$10 homie here, NHOR, yous ever had a job where you clocked in over the phone? I was a night time security guard at a construction site and I had to clock in and out on the phone in the Foreman’s trailer.

Mitch Bubya

Is it garbage to use your down stairs bathroom as a paint booth? Cause it has "a vent" in it.

Beanz

10 dollar homie never had one read, is it garbage if the best steak you've ever had was from a restaurant connected to a hotel

Steven L

Is it garbage to hate Timmy no jokes

TBurton

Are you garbage if you get out of the car in gridlock traffic to try to see what the hold up is. Love the show!

Get Rich Or Die Deep Frying

10 dollar Scottish homie! Are you garbage if you sign your dogs names in birthday/Christmas cards?

Uncle cousin

10$ bottle of Kentucky gentleman is it trash when you buy a new TV You go around the store and stuff the box full of items

Stephen Greathouse

$10 homie…never had one read. Is it garbage with thinking of directions you still use Never Eat Soggy Waffles for North East South West. I wasn’t a Boy Scout but I did grow up playing in the woods.

Nate R

NHOR! $10 bozo here is it garage if you frequent a gas station so much that they stock the drinks you like and don’t charge me for pizza at times

Nicky No Socks

$10 silent partner Do you call them rumble strips or “alarm clocks”

Meatball150

AYG if you ask one of your pets where the other pet is? "Where is your brother?!" I exclaim to my cat, hoping for a response that I know will never come...

Homie investor Mitch

You should watch doc small town Ecstasy hbo, like you did for wild whites, it reminds me of kippy and has funny moments

Foleys Martial Arts Gym

10$ Soul sister asked me. Is it garbage to get in trouble in 2nd grade for using a carpenter pencil. They got real mad when she used a pocket knife to sharpen it.

Brian

Have you ever flipped off another driver before realizing it was an ambulance?

Are You Gary?

Ten dollar hoagie here, A1 sauce in baked beans. What's the ruling here?

FreeMason J

First time long shlong here. Is it garbage to look both ways before telling someone a secret or sensitive information?

Stephen Greathouse

Is it garbage to wipe after every fart…asking for a friend.

NoWayJose

$10 heater investor never had one read, is it garbage to explain what jammed up means to your nephews, but the only time they use it is when they talk about me?

Seymour Weiner

$10 Equinox membership sponsor NHOR. AYG if you only own one steak knife, so if you have people over for dinner and need to use it, you put it in the middle of the table for everyone, grab it to make a cut, then put it back?

Alpaca Moose

$10 soul sistaaaaa. Is it garbage to put the seat up in the bar toilet to hide you took a shit

Dr. Chalupacabra

$10 bozo, is it garbage to call a spare tire a donut? And how long is it garbage to have it left on your car.

tuddys racing pit crew

New Tuddys racing pit crew member never had one read, is it garbage to make another profile on a netflix account that isnt yours

FartRipper67

$10 homie since ‘22. Never had one read. Are you garbage if your parents gave you sippy cups of Dr Pepper when you were a toddler? I VIVIDLY remember having distinct burning nose burps because of it.

Moondog

$14 dollar you pick, Is it trash to reuse paper plates, not the same weekend…

Tazman89

$10 homie nhor is it garbage to have those microwaves with the dial instead of pure buttons.

Lou Sassel

$10 dollar long time homie, HOR. Is it garbage to keep already chewed nicotine pouches in the empty can when you know you’re gonna run out before work is over?

Terry C

$10 Never had one read. As kids, you ever make your own Play-Doh?

Adam Tidrow

$10 new homie. Did your dad buy you and your brother store brand soda in the summers so you didn’t waste his “expensive” Coca-Cola by leaving it out in the sun?

MadBull525

5 dollar homie, Is it garbage to keep ketchup packets in your vehicle for use? I have a work truck and am on the move a lot. They forget to put ketchup in the bag sometimes, and I don’t want to turn around

Tommy 2 Spoons

$10 Hoomie, only had 1 read. Is it garbage to put a Cadillac hood ornament on your Saturn and call it a Satillac?

FatTittyToots

10$ homie never had one read. Yous ever shit in a porta potty. Realllllllll dicey

Foley's Heros

$10 homie, while me, my coworker, and the plant manager were doing an audit. The plant manager offered to buy us pizza. He asked us what kind and we said deluxe. He then calls and asks for a "Founders Favorite" (Dontatos), right in front of us. Pretty sure he just wanted to take over whatever leftovers there were.

John Locke

FTLT. Is it garbage if you trim your beard in the backyard because you don't want to clean the hair in the bathroom? That shit gets everywhere

Joe

FTLT. Is it garbage to let your kid blow out your lighter on his birthday because you forgot to get candles?

Patty O'Furniture

Do you call it a regular slice or a plain slice?

Brendan Faulkner

10$ homie x2 my dad loves Foley, is it garbage if you convince your sister to buy stuff on your credit card so she can Venmo you for it, so you have some walking around money. Long term financial lose but I need heaters and beer today.

2ManyBabyMommmas

20 FTLT is it garbage to camp at a Rest stop. Asking for a friend. Love youse

Cody Winters

Ever fantasize about getting locked in a Mall over night and what u would do .. say u had full access to food court and electronics at best buy ..sleep in the beds at Macy's etc

Luka Milenkovic

New $10 shareholder. Is it garbage to use the same plate and fork for breakfast lunch and dinner without washing them

Andrew Alaine

Hey boys, FTLT north of the border. A kid with a rattail.

TunaClassyRolla

Hey youse, new $10 bozo over here. Burning question, is it garbage to replace the coins from your kids piggy bank with Canadian/foreign coins when you’re low on the ca$h flo? I’m good for it I swear!

Jenna Tailia

$10 homie here. Is it garbage if your mother in law invites you over for Easter breakfast and says she bought Jimmy Dean frozen breakfast sandwiches and frozen French toast sticks to eat? I’ll be bringing a few breakfast casseroles to get us through.

Tyler Goodrow

$120 annual shareholder. Are you garbage if you get a tattoo in high school? Fyi the tattoo artist is in jail for murder.. love the show!

prisondentist

It garbage if your tattoo artist sighs and says “I don’t know, man” when almost finishing your back tattoo. Guy couldn’t draw my dog to save his life.

MH

Is it garbage if you never had the right outfits or equipment for sports? I remember playing golf for the first time in my early teens and wore cargo shorts and a black Miller Light polo. They did not match. My clubs were also mismatched and used. This was a nice place as well. Love youse. Long time homie- NHOR.

Ya Motha

$10 NHOR Just flew back from Florida and I brought back about 30 plastic bags from our groceries. Can't hardly get bags anymore in Philly cause the bag ban...and we use em in the trash cans hahaha

Kaptain Kardboard

You’s ever wait in your car for a song to end and cut the engine right at the last beat of the song. Main character trash bozo

John Fitz

Ok this is more of a question for foley than anything but what do you do when the waiter or waitress comes up and you desperately need a refill BUT you wolfing down your meal?

Leftomatic

10$ homie right here, AYG if you used to wait in line for 3 hours to shop at the TAPOUT warehouse for their once a year 60% clearance sale. TAPOUT sweatsuits for days in the early 2000’s

Foley you’re getting a raise

1000 penny monthly investor. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you hope for some sort of delay at the oil change place so they comp your oil change? I spent 45 minutes waiting for my oil change to get done only to look through the service window to see it was exactly where I parked it. Two hour later I got an apology and a free oil change

ThatHummerCouple

First time, long time. Never had one read. Is it garbage to take your kid with you to panhandle on a highway exit? I’m a tow truck driver and seen this the other day. Kid was maybe 12 years old and it was 28° outside.

Russ Howe

Have you ever done all of your grocery shopping at a dollar general?

Ass and tuddy’s

$10 scammer here, is it garbage that I received lottery tickets from my parents for my birthday and the bar code was scratched off on the bottom of the tickets before hand cause my father just had to know if they were “big winners”. P.S. I only won a $20 ticket

Yourmyboyblue

What’s more garbage.. bumper stickers or personal plates?

ImaFool4Gabbagool

Is it garbage to search "birthday" in your email during your birthday month and make a list of all the free offers that have been sent to you? So far I got Qdoba, Burger King, Starbucks, White Castle, Jimmy Johns, and Bdubs...gonna be eating cheap this month!

Dustomatic

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to put ketchup on a fillet-o-fish? Just saw my friend do it, and he said he eats Long John Silvers with ketchup too. PS he didn’t get the tartar sauce, but request double cheese.

bealiobealio

My big guy H. Foley da Second! Love Youse, you aint the only one struggling, we out here and we got this!!!

Jesse

ever tuck your ears into your hat?

BeKindRewind

Is it garbage to walk and eat heated up slices of pizza you ordered off the box it came in? Does it get trashier the hotter it is outside.

PNW homie

Never had one read Is it garbage if you remember watching your parents trashcans get repo’ed multiple times in multiple homes?

IThinkIGotIt

Long time listener, first time Patreon member and first garbage question. What's the deal with dudes opening their car doors to spit while at red lights? It quieted down for a time in my area, but now it's going rampant. Never see ladies do it. I get the mechanics, but yeesh.

thetitsburgfeeler

$10 homie getting the domie are you garbage if your bird says why are u so hooked on this podcast I said im smoking heater my dads dealing drugs and I am late on bills so yeah im spending 10 on the pod

FartRipper67

$10 homie since ‘22. NHOR. Are you garbage if your parents filled your bed time sippy cup with soda when you were a toddler? Specifically Mr. Pibb - not even Dr. Pepper. 😂

Ballzak

10$ homie, never had one… Are you garbage if you started smoking cigs again because 2 fat guys with a podcast romanticized them all the time? No hard feelings though

BuddhaBlake

$10 Homie first question Are you garbage if you bought an $80 foot massager on Amazon and brag to the whole family about it?

Brennen Knaub

$10 homie here, is it garbage the I’ve smoked dabs with my grandma?

Kippy’s Secret Love of Phish

$10 dyslexic here NHOR…is it garbage to give up heaters for 3 months just to try to get that first-cigarette head rush back? Chasin that dragon babyyyy! Love yus

Isthismylaptop?wheredidyougetthiscomputer

$10 homie could use this one read lol is it garbage for a job shout out for more business? Starting a new job and could use the help lol so let’s see if the homies can rally! anyone in New England get in touch with Local Business (actual company name how more local than that) for your seal coating needs!

Beefaroni Blaster

Happy Easter homies. Anyone else have a St Elmo’s horseradish with their ham. We had a little competition to see who could do the biggest hit. Nothing like a bunch of people cringing around the dinner table.

Dwangus Khan

You ever have one of those guess your weight guys at the carnival guess your weight?

Jkaip

Fairly new homie here! Never had one read, are you garbage if your first birthday party was also your moms high school graduation party

Tom

Not a question but shoutout to the kid who did the gritty down the aisle at Easter Sunday mass. Must have been about 8 years old.

Derek Heater

$10HNHOR Not a question, but I just put Ranch flavored goldfish on my bagged salad as croutons and HACHI MACHI 🤯🤌

Only Here 4 Luke

Canadian homie! NHOR - IIG if you have the aisles of your favourite hardware store memorized?

Christopher M. Willis

$10 general counsel here- youse ever been so jammed up you swap the driver's and passenger's side wiper blades after you notice that the driver's side is coming apart and the passenger's side seems to have way less wear on it?

Seany D.

Are you garbage if you always refer to a cold drink as being 33° regardless of the temperature that liquid actually freezes at?

MikeyB

2 plus year $10 homie. Had one read. What do you do when your 7 year old kid catches you hiding easter eggs outside when they were suppose to be in bed? I was cold busted, had to set her straight

LowRider561

Two year $10 soldier here NHOR. Is it garbage to use your car to push your trash can back into your driveway because you're not getting out in the pouring rain to bring it back up to the house?

Moose Miller

10 dollar kippy jr college fund donator here. Are you garbage if you keep your candles from your birthday cake? I’ve never heard of this but a friend blew her candles out on her cake and some one said “do you keep your candles?”and most of us were confused 🤔

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$10 homie & NHOR - AYG if you zoom in on the new photos of the moon to look for aliens? I guarantee Foley does this and Kippy didn’t know there are new photos of the moon. Excited to see youse in Denver.

Dr.10Inch

$10 Homie. NHOR. AYG if at holiday events when everyone is picking what they are bringing you always volunteer to bring napkins (which isn’t even on the list). Said napkins are always an assortment of leftovers from fast food restaurants. Wasn’t so funny at first but now it’s to the point where the family will go through them and take the favorite restaurants napkins.

Tommy Heglin

Yo, with baseball and concert season coming up, you ever rock one of those visors with the built in wig?

FatMike

$10 Trash Can NHOR. AYG if you change the shower head at a hotel you’re staying at? I travel a lot for work and always bring my own shower head. I put mine on, then put theirs back on before I leave. They’ve never said anything. Shout out to Local 7 Plumbers & SteamFitters

Kippy’s Secret Love of Phish

$10 dyslexic here NHOR…is it garbage to tie a balloon to your mailbox for a party but the balloon doesn’t match the event? Ex: a Happy Birthday balloon for my dead uncle’s memorial. PS: He was cremated in a “Sarcasm is My First Language” t-shirt so he’s alright with it.

MH

$10 senior vice president NHOR- can you determine level of garbage based on the type of sunscreen people use. Example- neutrogena, classy- off brand or store brand- trash. Also- does spray or cream make a difference? I’m currently drunk at the beach using target brand spray. Love yous

Cinnamon Rowl

are you garbage if you name your tools? my uncle calls his hammer “the desert eagle”

Alejandro

$10 homie NHOR- is it trash to use my neighbors floor mats to wipe my shoes as i make my way up to my apt. for context im on the third floor and ill do a swipe or two as im passing by, never been called out on this, thoughts ?

Jack

$5 scumbag NHOR - is it garbage to point to what you want from a menu in a restaurant. It feels like I’m helping but also very wrong. Also, is it garbage to keep condiments in your car. I always keep a few ketchup sachets handy.

Mike Mullen

$10 Hoagie. NHOR. Is it garbage if Tom Cassidy was the property manager of the apartment you rented at Temple?

Midwest to Rocky Mountain Trash

Long time bozo new homie Im going to the show in Chicago tomorrow 4/9 Is it garbage if your dad forgot his id so hes asks you to go into the dispensary. Ps there was something in there for me so I went

Sleeves

Long time $10 fronter. Have you ever lifted 2 beers can at once to see if any have beer left in them.

All The Toast

$10 Homie, had a couple two tree read, If you're at the table with a group for a meal, and you taste something that is either too hot, bad texture, too cold, plain gross... What's the move? Will you spit it slowly back on your spoon if it's soup? Is it going in a napkin if it's solid? Bonus points if it's a cloth napkin. Even more bonus points if you spit it out and go for distance.

Jesse Allen

$10 homie here but forget i pay and still watch mostly on YouTube like the bozo i am! NHOR! When yous taking a leak say you get a little dribble on the seat is it trash to just swipe your knee across it to wipe it up? With pants on of course unless your shorts are long enough!!

The Fatador

$10 hoagie NHOR, I know brushing teeth in the shower has been asked, but is it garbage to clip your fingernails and toenails exclusively in the shower?

Hebrew_Hammer

Are you garbage if you only liked a football team because you liked the mascot, and then the team was cancelled because the mascot is now considered racist?

Remy

Board member- Chicago show review: the boys killed it, every set was great. Second time seeing them live, great time

BatmanBootyBouncin

5 dollar loser.. is it garbage to only buy AYG merch on sale?? 3rd t shirt in the mail today for 10 buckaronies. Love youse

Henry’s Hemorrhoids

$10 homie here, HNOR, is it garbage that your coworker does drive-by jokes? I just got hit with “you look way too comfortable on your hands and knees” while I was working on equipment. Anyways love youse

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie. Had 1 read. Are you garbage if you call your dress shoes. Your court shoes?

Sticky Vicky

Do you or anyone you know claim that for a ‘no parking’ sign to be legit it has to have a sticker on the back from the city? My brother swears by this so-called rule. He also has more parking tickets than anyone I know.

We’llberightback

Is it garbage to karaoke “the disguise” at a family party

fuckdick

are you garbage if you shut the bottom fridge drawer with your foot

Catplark

New dad with a 3 month old, is it garbage to order an extra pizza on Friday night and consider it as part of groceries for the weekend?

LeeRide

$10 homie never had one read! Wats the classy way to eat a hoagie and chips? 1. Pour the whole bag of chips on the paper? 2. Go chip for chip out the bag? 3. Pour chips as you go?

Luckyluie

10 dollar hoagie here, is it garbage to say to your job that you have to go to a funeral but in reality you were going down to Miami for spring break. I said the funeral was in Michigan in March. When I came back I had an intense tan and they had questions

Tim Rose Jr

$10 homie, going to the Zanies show tonight! Are you garbage if you've used a horse trailer to move guinea pigs? (Should've known something was wrong when I was asked to help move a "few" guinea pigs and was told to bring the trailer. Spoiler, turned out to be about a hundred in plastic totes)

Timmy CD

You ever own a t-shirt that glows in the dark?

Dougie bones

$10 quadriplegic is it garbageif you say alls I know instead of all I know

Dickhead schmickhead

Is it garbage if as a kid all of your Tupperware was cool whip containers?

Scott Dreger

Im Watching " What about Bob " with Bill Murray. Foley would do a killer 2026 remake. What about Hank

I wasnt fat back then

Whats the smallest amount of money you can put on a gas tank before you can consider yourself jammed tf up

ThatHummerCouple

First time, long time. Never had one read. Is it garbage to take your kid with you to panhandle on a highway exit? I’m a tow truck driver and seen this recently. Kid was maybe 12 years old and it was 28° outside.

Alex

New $10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you throw on thermals because your going to your boys and will be garage drinking all night?

dessert farmer

New $10 homie, never had one read #taxreturnpurchase Are you garbage if you do stand up comedy at a family reunion talking tight 15 minutes

Bug Man Good

$10 Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to tell your six year old “we’re both gonna work on our cursing together”?

The Tragically Hick

$15CAD homie. Are you garbage if you skipped class on 2012 “just in case”

Bug Man Jr.

T-SHIRT IDEA; NOTHING ON THAT?

Bug Man Jr.

Is it garage to have a Stop sign or other acquired road sign in your room as “decoration”?

99 Jeep Liberty

Deep Cut: does anyone in your family own a Thomas Kinkade painting?

JohnnyMeatspin

Is it garbage to have a bottle of any restaurants specialty condiment in your fridge e.g Taco Bell Diablo sauce, o Charlie’s honey mustard, chic-fil-a sauce

Dickhead schmickhead

10$ homeslice nhor, is it garbage if leftover pizza was always stored in the oven instead of the fridge? A tradition I continue to this day

Gene Parmesan

$10 Becker head (the receptionist was hot). You ever had your driver side window not work? Tough look opening your car door at the drive through.

Paul E Wog

4 year Homie, 1 live show in SF… am I garbage if I AUDIBLY say out loud “PEACE” when the bosses sign off at the end of an ep?!? PEACE! 🤣✌🏼

JaceMesser

First time long time. Being from Philly, is listening to Jedi Mind Tricks garbage?

John canby

$10 change, but I gave her a $20 with lips drawn on, is it garbage that if you run out of chips for your dip but there’s dip left, eating the remainder of the dip with a spoon or your finger?

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 Homie since 2023. NHOR 😪. Ever wash your hands with dish soap?

Jay Riemenschneider's Butcher

$10 Home Skillet, never had one read: Is it garbage to get your luggage wrapped in plastic at the airport?

Uncle BingBong

10$ homie first time long time, are you garbage if you decorate your house with Lego? I'm not talking about the classy flower sets or the buildable Mona Lisa. I bought my house when I was 24, and the centerpiece of my living room is the Millennium Falcon with the included minifigures.