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Weekly Discussion Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-14 17:47:32
Imported:
2026-04

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you havent had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

jim k

when was the last time you gentlemen hit a coinstar

Midwest bozo

Need a worst summer ever breakdown!

James McCauley

$10 homie, never had one read: Is it garbage to use Pizza Hut marinara sauce on your macaroni to make it taste just like pizza?

Foley’s Supple Honkers

First time long time homie never had one read is it garbage if you can vacuum your whole house off of one outlet?

Josh Cattoi

Where are your hands while you sleep?

Nick Farino

Hey boys $10 union hard on here never had more than 4 read. Have you ever had to put on a suit in a parking lot?

G Money Fartin

Long time listener never had one read. Is it garbage if you and your buddy drove 5hrs for a burger? We drove from Boston to Harrisburg PA for the "Big Mozz" from Sheetz and decided to go to Hershey Park to justify the journey but it was really just for the sandwich.

Jerry Ennett

Is it garbage to use a small above ground inflatable pool as a garden planter? My neighbors have one right now.. Something about tomatoes that come out of an inflatable pool that rubs me the wrong way

Montgomery County Boy, No Delco Bozo

$10 homie. First time, long time, NHOR. Is it garbage if your first concert was “Lengends in Concert” at Showboat casino in AC? Extra credit if the tickets were comped because your mom loves the slots.

Joe

Never had one read. Is it garbage to use a lighter as the candle for your kids birthday cake? Damn store wanted $5 for a candle. Just blow out the flame from daddy’s lighter and make a wish.

Trash Can Pasta

Went to an AYG live show and when Kippy came on my wife asked if he was on crack and I told her, "No, that's just how his eyes are." 😂

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. Youse ever drive a car with more than one donut on it?

Brennen Knaub

$10 homie here, is it garbage that I’ve smoked dabs with my grandma?

IrishGoodbyeChampion

Long time homie! Never had one read, Is it garbage that alot of the traveling we do is based on movie/tv shows? IE Orgeon for the Goonies, Pacific North West for Twilight, Hawaii for Lost, All over GA for Stranger things, Boston for Good Will Hunting, London Harry Potter.....Sure we do other things while there but we def pinpoint that place for that reason.

Adam Fries

$10 homie- have you ever had the cops called on you as a kid because of your behavior

Shakedemcheeks

$10 homie, is it garbage to use a picture of your pet for your profile pic?

2sweet2besour

Are you garbage if your five year old tells the most boring story you've ever heard then hits you with a "Nothing on that??"

Chris Garcia

Garbage if you ole man calls a lazy Susan a lazy whatever your mom's name is? Shout out to the lazy sherry.

Tuddys skid stains

Never had one read. Is it garbage that if the dog pisses on something, we wash it at the laundromat so our washer doesn’t smell?

Sarah Thiel

AYG if you say “we’ll see ya” even if you’re by yourself

bumpin into breadsticks

Is it garbage to realize you walk like your dad now? (Saw myself on doorbell cam, realized I got the same waddle now age 41)

H8XWYF

Not an AYG question. But is there anything better than a "post fingernail cut" scratch? That shit will make your eyes cross 😂

Andy Mack

$10 homie never had one read. How much is too much cardboard in your fridge, currently have 1 DC box and 2 empty 6 packs.

Stevie 6 fingers

10$ debt collector NHOR, is it garbage to ash something you’re smoking on your leg and rub it in instead of getting up to find an ashtray? We smoke weed inside and my brother does this all the time lol

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice NHOR Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it immediately when u get home cause your “stomach has settled” Love youse

Gaydolf Shitler

When’s the last time yous drank out of a water fountain?

She Crab Poop

10 dollar she crab soup. Is it garbage to earn gas rewards from the Giant by only buying gift cards to Giant at the self checkout? I’m getting 1.70 off a gallon of gas at the moment what inflation?

Zack Z

$10 bozo, is it garbage that on a bachelor trip to Wildwood, we spent the whole night (8pm to 1:30am) bumming cigs off people at Keenan’s, only to “overstay our welcome” and almost get the groom punched in the face (P.S none of us smoke)

Josh

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to lay newspaper down over your pillows (that are already covered by the sheets and blankets) to dissuade pets from laying down there? I’ve never known my parents’ bed to not have newspaper on it when it wasn’t in use.

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 Glugger NHOR is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat??

MoonsideMan

As an adult, you ever bring up a grade you got in a class to win an argument, like Kramer does in the nonfat yogurt episode "Hey, fatso, I got a 90 in biology"

Amber Crambie & Finch

Is it garbage if yous ever skated backwards at a roller rink? Bonus points if it was during a couples skate.

Mikey.Bontade

How far is too far to walk to get booze, and probably a pack of heaters? Asking for a close friend.

Dr. Sugma ballz

long time homie (2022) never had one read, command hooks in the shower

Rolly Foley Olley

Long time, first time… what is the distance in feet that you can say hello to someone on the street before it becomes trashy?

H8XWYF

Long time listener and $20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school). We ended up being shipped out to the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, and of the two of us, I ended up working on the flight deck assisting in the launching and recovery of every aircraft we had (no big deal...). We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of each one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course. Bonus points if you can decipher my username. You think it'd make a good license plate? 😂

Tony D

First time long time, never had one read. AYG if you stopped buying kleenex and use toilet paper instead? That's how they get ya!

Friscosfinest

10$ homie never had one read Is it garbage to have bedtime stories read to you as a kid by a tweaker you’re mom would hire to babysit while she “ran errands”

Cousin Vinny

$10 Chicken Parmer here. Had three read… Is it garbage to get essential items or essential tasks done at a Flea Market? I.E - Actual groceries / laundry pods / tooth paste / haircut / real estate agent etc…

Michael Maximilian

$10 Duke of disgrazia - nhor- have you ever used a tool - like a flathead screwdriver or pair of pliers - to fix something on your body? Like get a hangnail or pull a tooth

Gearbox

$10 homie, never had one read- Are you garbage if you put a trailer hitch on a crown victoria or other sedan to haul sheetrock? P.S. it was a former cop car crown vic.

dessert farmer

First time long time gang Are you garbage if when you go through the drive through lets say taco bezzy, you make modifications to your order at the end hoping that they already started your order and you get extra food For example: i order the #10 and at the end after everyone orders i ask to make the hard taco a soft taco 80% of the time it works every time

NotNickSkinner

$10 Hoagie Here Is it garbage if your dad taught you how dangerous the pressure washer is based on what it could destroy? "Careful with that thing, it'll peel the paint of the car!" or "Careful with that, it'll cut you open so fast!"

kristopher linton

$10 homie here… is it garbage if it’s your first time staying at a fancy hotel (JW MArriot NBD) and you’re scoping out good places for a slip and fall?!

Foley's_Goodfellows_Briefs

On Good Friday, a homeless gentleman dragged a used cat tree through the front door of the local Catholic Church and asked if he could "keep it there until he gets an apartment." He swore he would come back for it in 2 days. It's still in the basement and I think it had fleas on it but I respect the move. Shoutout to him for asking politely.

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Birthday Boy, (April 11th), Is it Garbage if you have to Google if Walmart is open on whatever Holiday it is that day?

Toni Cox Pro Bater

10 dolla playa here. Is it garbage to want to join a country club just so you can eat a turkey club and drink iced tea? lol A house in my neighborhood had a sliding glass door in the front of the house. Wham blam thank you maam.

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone. And yes, we also had a creek to swim in nearby. We weren't "crick" people, but were definitely creek kids. I feel there's a very large and distinct difference between the two lol. We would also disappear into the woods for hours on end with no absolutely no adult supervision, with the oldest of us building forts and "playing Indian" in those woods being maybe 12 years old. Which is how we got our pet sheep. We stumbled upon what looked like a murder scene (the mother had given birth and blood was everywhere), and the farmer next door let us raise it for awhile. My mom named him Lamb Chops.

NothinOnThat

Ever had a long term crusty piercing?

Eric Wojo

$10 homie never had one read, are you garbage if you are currently watching ayg on an ipad in the delivery room while you are waiting on your wife to give birth?

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and loooong time fan who still hasn't had one read. Are you garbage if your freshman English teacher taught your class that a handy way of remembering how to spell 'Analysis' is by breaking it up into the question, "Anal, why sis?" Over 20 years later and I cannot spell that word without that question rolling through my head 😂

Big man is cool in my book

$10 Long Island garbage homie here. Is it garbage if the smell of menthol cigarettes and leather makes you feel like you’re at home?

Baconator

When’s the last time you swallowed a piece of gum?

FuckTardFrank

$5Dumbass. Are you garage if the only love advice you got from your dad was, "never fall in love with the first girl that swallows." Jokes on him, I married the second girl that did.

Max Stumpf

Crocs on a motorcycle ?

Big man is cool in my book

$10 Bugman fan here. Is it garbage to ever say “this would be so good with some vodka” about any non alcoholic drink?

Joe the mailman

$10 mailman, never had one read. Is it garbage for someone to refer to the weather person by name like they know them? Guy came up to me the other day and said, (insert weather persons name), told me it’s gonna be hot out today.

Josh

$16.53 Canadian investor here, AYG if you’ve ever used a car floor Mat as a bath mat. It was new ish and it was a carpet not a rubber one.

Cody

$10 homie never had one read: is it garbage to use a dirt devil vacuum to clean up crumbs off your kitchen counters?

Finkle & Einhorn law

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to take a deuce perched on the toilet (In a squat position) from the ages of 6-18. Had a roach crawl on my ass cheek when I was little and it forever traumatized me. Good news is I've recovered and shit like a proper bozo now. Caught the show in Tampa, love youse guys

Lucas Jones

Never had one read 3 year plus 10 dollar homie... Is it garbage if Uncle Jimmy got bit by a groundhog on his big toe? He had to get a rabies shot and is the only confirmed groundhog bite in the county.

RamenNoodleHomie

$10 investor here! Have you ever had to tell your employer “I was on my lunch!” or “I was on my break!”?

foley à deux

$10 Home slizzle NHOR. Is it garbage if your Dad cut off your cast from a broken arm 2 weeks early at home cause “those thief’s ain’t takin my cash for a DIY job.” love youse both!

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 plate spinner with the walls closing in Never had one read AYG if your alarms are all after noon? I don't work overnights

2LeftTuddies

$10 bacon egg & cheese here, NHOR - Is it garbage to put a “z” after the word “breakfast” to make it plural so that it’s pronounced like “breakfast-iz”…? I’m gonna go ahead and answer this for you and confirm that it is garbage and that I’ve heard both Kippy and Uncle Hank do this on multiple occasions. Couldn’t keep my mouth shut any longer. It’s BREAKFASTS (brek-fists). There is no additional syllable with a Z in it at the end. 🥓🍳

RoyEMunson

You ever bet someone for paychecks?

Jay

$10 goon, had one read. Is it garbage that I can see a thick layer of dust on the "Hard Feelings" set? Love y'all lol

Dempsey Group Intern

Is it garbage to start unzipping your pants and taking your Johnson out several steps before you get to the urinal?

Michael Neve

$10 gentleman, never had one read... Is it garbage if you flush the toilet BEFORE you finish peeing? As a man with over 30 years of peeing experience, I've turned peeing into a game. As you're nearing the end of your stream, you flush the toilet with the goal that the toilet stops flushing just as you dribble your last drop and the toilet starts refilling. For home games, I almost always nail it and win, but for away games with unfamiliar toilets, it makes for a fun little "let's see what's going to happen" style game.

Kipp's Bay

How far up the yard did something have to be to not get stolen? I swear thieves had a grid mapped of what was rightfully theirs.

Tuddy's debt collector

$20 suspect at large, NHOR: is it garbage to not have dedicated lawn mowing shoes? My daily drivers just get a good clank and shake, good as new

Morgan

Is it garbage to take extra long showers and brush your teeth with the water running in a hotel because “I’m not the one paying the bill”?

Go Go Gadget Go

$10 original homie, NHOR- is it garbage watch family fights like it’s a sport when you are in public and think “thank goodness it’s not us… today”

BillyK69

$10 bozo NHOR, Is it garbage to give a cash out slot machine voucher in a birthday card?

Yo Mama

$10 bourbon boy had one read. Is it garbage that our oven broke well over six months ago and we’ve been gettingby just fine with an air fryer and the stove part? We also dug out an old roaster and have it plugged in right next to the kitchen garbage can.

Matt

$10 Undercover Brother, Is is garbage to own sports souvenirs from a stadium itself? Stadium chairs? Turf from the field? My Dad had a crystal puck filled with melted ice from the Avalanches Stanley Cup victory.

Jake M

$10 homie NHOR Long time listener when you gonna have Ryan shaner on again?

Arthur Digby Sellers

Hey gang $640 homie here (that’s cumulative). I have a request. I want a new Patreon tier. I’ve been just a $10 homie for too long. I want to become a $12 homie. For this additional $2 a month, I don’t need any extra content from the boys. I’d simply like to get a link for the public episodes through Patreon so that we can watch those episodes without Ad reads. Listening to ad reads or taking the 10 seconds to skip through them(which I am too lazy for) is something the bozos should have to do. Give the homies the option to watch those episodes without them. Now my question is, if you guys decide to do this, and it takes off and you start making an extra $2 a month from all the homies, is it garbage for me to ask for a finders fee? Love Youse

Zack Wander

$10 Hewmie never had one read. How many metal teeth can you have before you’re garbage? Is a single metal tooth garbage or does just one get a pass? 🦷

Cody Gurnick

$10 homie skillet when are we gonna get a Mark The Shark ep?

Christopher Clover

$10 homie, never had one read. You ever been chased by poultry? Got chased by a big ass chicken at my grandparents house as a kid. Makes every way ng I eat that much sweeter. Love youse!

Gunnar M

$10 Homie: If there's a situation where you're taking two separate cars somewhere and you're following your friend. How fast should the lead car be going? After work last week, My coworker/friend and I went to a bar he likes. I followed him in my car. He went bout 20-25 MPH over the speed limit the entire way.

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 bozo starting to feel like a middle child until I get one read You ever tug one off in the bathroom sink? Correction, you ever tug one off in the bathroom sink and accidentally make eye contact with yourself? It's the toughest off all looks.

Max Stumpf

Yall add Fs to words ? I just got called out for saying earf instead of earth. Along with seff (Seth) and kief (Keith)

R Z

Never had one read...If you got presents from a relative that were purchased with marbloro points. For Xmas grandma got me a 4 man inflatable raft, leather jacket and a Stetson. She died from stage 4 lung cancer coincidentally.

Rex

Is it garbage to leave a pre scratched winning lottery ticket as a tip?

thetitsburgfeeler

$10 home slice never had em read, are you garbage if you fart in publicand think it might be a wet slipper si u gotta quickly dunk your finger through to Crack and give it a quick but pretend your just scratching your nose... thats gunna itch when it drys

Firdetta

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if as a kid, your parents threw pennies in your above ground pool and had you and your siblings dive for them?

Uncle cousin

$10 Kentucky gentleman ever witnessed a fight at a baby’s funeral

Jugs N Ammo LLC

$10 Foleyville resident, NHOR. AYG if you have to stop the microwave one second before it beeps so that no else in your house knows ur eating late at night?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 pill user peppering the goalie until I get one read Youse guys ever eat somethin' while on the shitter? Feels a little like single player human centipede.

Chicken Parmaceuticals

$10 Blue Collar, AYG if you always roll up your sleeves to let people know you're a working man not afraid to get his hands dirty

Jonnyclamps

$10 twice (forgot my old login still paying) never had one read Never had one read, ever know someone with a Famous brand tattoo?

Eric B

Looooong time $10 homie here. Yous ever parachute anything? Like when you crush up a pill and put it in a thin layer of TP, then swallow it

David

10$ shareholder, never had one read. is it garbage if instead of getting a ring finger tattoo removed you just change it to your new wife’s name?

Gazorpazorp

Ever see a cat take a shit outside?

Rabidmonkeyman

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a can crusher mounted to the wall in your kitchen so your wobble pops don't take up all the space in the trash can?

Jessica Byers

How often are you replacing your broom and dust pan? I was using mine the other day and realized it was the same one my husband’s grandma used we bought the house from her about 9 years ago…

C N

$10 lady homie youse ever been at a public pool while it closed down cause someone shit in it?

Derek Fulmer

$10 homie. First time, long time. Is it garbage if you were ran over by a car as a child and brag about still never having broken a bone, well into your 30s?

Jruff

10 dollar homie NHOR Is it garbage that my family drank so much milk that when my oldest sibling moved back after graduating college the rent my parents charged them was paying for milk, it was about a gallon a day and always was bought from the gas station right before dinner. We were all in at least middle school by this time still pounding milk no matter what dinner was. A family of 7

Billy

$10 long time dickhead here only had 1 read, AYG if your wife's biological father was on Americas most wanted because he murdered his wife but only got 8 years because they couldn't find the body. Motley crue put up money to help find her..

Hey_it’s_Lauren

$10 soul sister never had one read. Is it garbage to eat your takeout/ dinner leftovers for breakfast the next morning regardless of what they are? Like steak and potatoes, chicken alfredo, Chinese food etc?

LouDawg

10 dollar ese, NHOR Is it garbage if your family turns into an entomologist ( a scientist specializing in the study of insects) when a cockroach finds its way into the house? My MIL wil die on her hill saying the 3 inch roach I found in the bathroom is a waterbug. I showed her the Google side-by-side view and said i was wrong. I can't really say shit as I'm in her house, so I have to just smile and agree.

Foleys next ex

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to be so broke you have to put your groceries on afterpay?

Zedge

$10 bucks homie nhor, any of your moms piss with the door open in the bathroom off the family room, mine will hold conversations while she does it

Uncle Duff

10 buck chuck NHOR. AYG if you feel like a king driving with the windows down AND the ac on full blast?

100K Amex points

Ever drop the line, “difference between sativa and indica is in like in DA couch to relax”?

Barbooty

$10 homie Never had one read Are you garbage if getting arrested is the best thing that has ever happened to you? 😂

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 hoagie- Feels garbage, but having peanut butter on your auto ship? I got it set up so I never run out

Tommy 2 Spoons

Is it garbage to have a beer in the car and the beer is in a pint glass?

MarshallP

FTLT: Is it garbage if you bring the bong and weedtray into the bathroom with you for #2 because you know you're jammed up and it's going to take a minute. P.S I'm 30 and my girlfriend doesnt bat an eye

LowRider561

FTLT, NHOR. $10 Pair of boots here. Is it garbage if I watched Foleys IMDB acting montage & laughed a little too hard at his "I've got money!" bit?

AYGwillickers

$10 subscriber and i believe in the power of trash. have youse ever had your tooth removed with a string and the front door of your house?

AYGwillickers

have you ever had a conversation with a sex worker that had a pronounced scar that wasnt the result of a c-section

The Esteemed Mrs. Rich

$10 Soul Sister….never had one read. Are you garbage if you google all the fancy New York and L.A restaurant menus you hear about on your favorite podcasts, knowing damn good and well you will never go there cause you live in the Midwest and are terrified of flying?

Shane

Long time homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if the biggest news/media outlet in your city is a garbage company??? Let me explain, we have a company here in Regina ( The city that rhymes with fun 🤣) its called Just Bins, its a company that drops bins on construction sites, renovations, etc. They got into online trolling a couple communities around the city as a joke on Facebook, now thier Instagram and Facebook accounts share stories from everything going on in the city. Everyone just tags them in it, they post everything, fights outside the bar, car accidents, everything, its a good time!

Mayor of Cleveland

$10 Homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to make a bong from a tootsie roll piggy bank? Love youse.

Matt

Is it garbage to say you’ve seen a movie because you’ve seen enough yt shorts to get this gist of it. I’ve never seen The Green Book but I feels like I have.

TinManGotAHeart

Ten dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you tether your dog or put her in the kennel when you make love so she isn’t right next to you staring at you?

Matt

Is it garbage to google a family member to find a picture of them? I haven’t seen my cousin Andrew in about 10 years and basically forgot how he looked. Turns out he had a LinkedIn profile with no picture. Rip

Fat Shisno

.99¢ bozo here, OHOR.So how garbage is it to spill your coffee, then use a dry paper towel to wipe it up, and since its now a wet rag, use it to clean other coffee stains off the counter? Asking for a friend...

Sam j

Have youse ever tried toasting an English muffin BEFORE you cut it in half then splitting it like a pita and tossing some salted butter on (room temp of course)? Goodnight

Jacobo Ochoa

This is a tuddy: tuddy is turning the basement into a bunker, the way things are going

ted bundy's defense lawyer

$10 newbie never submitted one, is it garbage to wake up in the middle of the night and piss outside? My room has a sliding glass door into the backyard and it's closer to my bed than the bathroom

Bumble bee tuna

10$ homie never had one read, is it garbage if you drink everything out of 1 cup? My uncle would have his coffee out of this shitty blue cup in the morning, then I’d catch him having margaritas and other mixed drinks during the afternoon, and then there would be milk in that thing at night.

Curveball Romeo

$10 OG Homie, never had one read. Are You Garbage if you pick your nose and flick it into the litter box? Its the cats problem now

Abbie Nelson

$20 soul sista NHOR been trying for years…… is it garbage to cut limes for the bartender at the bar top at your local watering hole? Husband & I were at our fave local bar, the bartender was working alone & got really busy and ran out of limes. I offered to help. She gave me the knife, cutting board & limes and I got the job done!

TedTheoLogan

$10 sausage roll here. AYG if your wife says "hot dog water is magical?"

Queefer sunderland

10$ contributor to the big man's tongue reduction NHOR, are you garbage if you still dream about turning super sayian, im 34 years old and still tryin.

Driveinmoviesonthegarage

AYG if you only bring 2 packs of Tuddy coasters to sell at one of ur live shows? Shoutout Chicago

Adrian

Long time $10 homie NHOR I saw you’s in Atlanta and realized something after we took the photo, so I gotta ask Is it garbage if your fiancé wears a Fanny pack instead of a purse when going out?

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie, had some read, Is it garbage to say that your bachelors degree is from a D1 school to make it sound better?

Jason L

Is it garbage to put for the “Education” section on Facebook “School of Hard Knocks”? Know some guys from my hometown that have this on there

Oswald

Is it garbage to smoke the pack of cigarettes you find in the used car you just bought? For reference there was only two left and they were kools

2ManyBabyMommmas

20$ Wisco Hooligan NHOR, is it garbage when someone thinks you are kidnapping your own daughter.... there's a story and a bitch of a new neighbor....

Slippin Jimmy

$10 hoagie never had one read. Is it garbage to refer to anything other than steak and lobster as surf and turf? I make a tuna sandwich with bacon and call it my surf and turf special and it makes my lady upset.

Bent_Deodorant

$10 bread boy here never had one bread, is it garbage to dip your pizza crust in garlic butter for a couple more breadsticks.

jasontheryan

$10 OG homie from the Stereo App days... had a couple read so I am kind of a big deal. See ya in AC this summer... again! Not sure if this is a good hack or not, but I just started doing this. I am trying to cut back on the bread intake and started making "open face bacon and egg bagel sammies". I toast a single plain bagel, make two over medium eggies - one on each (less messy), and 2 strips of bacon per side. This way I feel like I am eating 2 sandwiches for the price of one!

Brisket Brigade

$10 bozo never had one read Is it garbage to know how long leftovers stay good for? My wife constantly asks me what’s good or not when she’s going through the fridge and I usually tell her “that’s got another day on it” if I feel like I’m gonna eat it.

Shawn Olender

$10 homie- are you garbage if you get excited when you see a dumpster in the neighborhood because you know you are gonna dump some shit after hours for free?

Kippy's Bitchass Kidney

$10 hewmie nhor, is it garbage if you started using another bank and just let your bills autodraft from the old account one last month after you take all your money out? The overdraft covers the payments and you're good as long as you don't try to use that bank again

Ronnie Tsunami

Had one read at the live show! Have you ever had to walk around with two lighters because one is out of flint and one is out of fuel, but together you can get a flame going?

Jessica

10 dollar soul sister! Is it garbage to use a walmart bag as a condom to lose your virginity?

Richard C.

$10 big dog, is it garbage to try and guess your grocery total while standing in the checkout line.

Joey Pepitone, Tree RBIs

$10 Member of The Sleeper Cell. Is it garbage for a white-collar-cubicle-office worker to play "The Floor is Lava" with other Office Losers just to get through the day?

YourMomsCans

Is it trash that the search is whack on Patreon? Love youse

5StarDiveBar

$10 gas money giver here, is it garbage if you've ever owned a red lawnmower with Dale Earnhardt Jr. decals on it?

Butt-whole Bayley

$10 hoagie- first time long time. Something to do to feel rich: use Brita water in the coffee maker. It tastes just like the coffee shop.

Lieutenant Colonel Dipshit

$10 Lieutenant Colonel (waiting on promotion to General) in the Army of Garbage - Is it garbage to NOT wash the soles of your feet every time you shower? I told my old lady this recently and she looked mortified. I’m probably washing my feet 20% of the time at MAX.

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Last Parm Hero

Canadian homey - ever tuck the back of your jeans into your socks?

SuitGuy

Ayg if you've ever used monopoly money as a rolling paper or to "consume"another another substance?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 cunnalinguist NHOR I have an obsession over having fresh breath, so always have a piece of gum in. Ever get gum stuck in your ladys pubes? She wasn't wise to it until she felt me panicking and trying to pick it out.

Curveball Romeo

$10 Homie. NHOR. How old were you when you found out that casinos do NOT pump in oxygen to keep people awake

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Rhetorical homie NHOR Is it garbage to say "thats a meal!!" Every time a bloody mary is delivered nearby?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 restaurant worker Still firing questions until I hit the boys funnybone. AYG if everytime you have a house made hot sauce, that you compliment it by saying "it's really hot, but I like it because it has flavor" Every trashbag says that.

Bozo of The Evening

$10 AYG if you don’t suspend your debit card even tho you were emailed for fraudulent charges —- it was $22 a month - my thoughts are I’m willing to pay $22 a month to not have to re register a new card everywhere

Rhymeinhoffer69

Long time $10 Homie, only had 1 read. What's the verdict on eating over the kitchen sink?

Cole Lathrop

10$ homie here. Ever been hog tied by the cops?

TheLazyGardener

Have you ever used a napkin as a plate for example, microwaving a hot pocket, pizza, or my favorite making a sandwich.

AYGwillickers

have you ever either had milk come out of your nose at the dinner table?

Spiro_The_Hero

Is it garbage if you put all the garbage in your car on the passenger side so you can blame other people for the mess?

Ping

$10 hoagie man here. Is it garbage to put something uncovered or unsealed in the fridge? For example, a bowl of soup. Fully exposed

Tootie and the blowfish

Whatever your town converts the old Walmart building into determines the level of garbage of that city One town converted the old Walmart building into a strip mall with some nice stores The other town converted the old Walmart to a firework/ mattresses supply store guess which town I live in love the show

Nate Comanche

Homie at the $10 level since 2021, first time stepping up to the plate: how garbage is it to have a new phone number as an adult? Regardless of the reason it’s a pretty strong indicator that things aren’t going great

velvet_thunder

FIRST TIME ASKER and NEW $10 hoe bag here. Are You Garbage if your high school mascot were the Indians, but changed to The Patriots in 2000 ? I adore you two !

KippysUsedKarLot

LONG TIME DONOR FIRST TIME QUESTION OWNER I ‘Zit garbage to wear a watch with dead batteries if it’s Easter Sunday and you gotta dress up. I’m 28 and my mom was gonna be there

Alex Tonello

You ever say “hold me back”

Alex Tonello

If u eat in or take home fast food, r u dumping ur fries out?

Alex Tonello

What do you call the thing fries come in at fast food restaurants?

Randy DiCapitano

Not sure which is garbage: When you go to put on a shirt thats inside out, do you turn it rightside in before you put it on? Or dou you line it up and put your head through and then flip it down on to your body?

Hal Hugh Duwayne

ol’ Duwayne here, $10 you call its… AYG if your producer left the show almost 2 yrs ago and you haven’t given the homies any deets? HMU 🙃

Mc hammer

Heeey, 10 dolla hommie never had one read. Are you garbage if you use your friends AYG Patreon to watch the boys, in order to get over a bad brake up? I dont have it like that right now $$ and my boy is letting me use his patreon so I can listen to AYG insted of dwelling about my ex in my head all day. Thanks for the laughs its helping a lot.

Biggie Cheese

$10 homie. You ever sneak hard liquor into the movie theater ?

Zach Beaver

Brand new homie here. Is it garbage if the first time your dad took you fishing you used Cheeto puffs as bait because your dad was too drunk to remember real bait?

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$10 homie NHOR AYG if you can’t read the timer on the microwave from the couch so you use the camera on your phone to zoom in? I need to flip my nuggies! Duwayne good

Wolftail McGee

Is it garbage to lean on the wall/stall while pissing?

GiantIsBetterThenAcme

New $10 Homie, AYG if you have 37 gmail accounts because you have used 37 Months of free YoutubeTV ?

Hudson Lewis

$10 NHOR long time subscriber. AYG if growing up your dad would always point out County Workers (road maintenance) and comment that they never did shit so naturally you pursue a career as a county road worker? Can confirm we don’t do shit.

John Fitz

Is it garbage to walk your dog without a leash? She listens better than my kid but the neighbors don’t care.

JoeKs

$10 homie; never had one read… AYG if when you were a kid, your grandpa brought you around to the 3 grocery stores in town, buying them all out of butter, to then take you back to the farm, butter the hill going down to the pond, and ride down in sleds into the water?

Your Bald Cousin Vinny

$10 Homeslice - Have you ever worn black athletic socks with a suit or dress pants to a funeral?

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

Trav, Luke, Mark...Somebody hit me! 10$ Kippy Tipper Had 1 read How good are those aluminum dishes from Sam's/Costco? If I show up any where and they have one of those hot, I am good. Mexican, Italian, homestyle, I could give a fuck.

Dr.Eags

Ten dollar club member Is it garbage to pour whiskey into an empty beer can so no one notices the degree of alcoholic you are?

Travis V

Hey fellas long time 10 dolla investor here… Is it garbage to wear a neck brace for a couple days in hopes it helps with your neck pain?

Ben

$10 homie. Is it garbage to let your pants touch the floor when you’re taking a shit? Like around the ankles fully down. I see this a lot and don’t understand how guys do this.

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

Ten Dollar HOOO-MIEEEE.... lookin' for some action. How long is too long before you bring in your trashcans back in from the street? Let's say trash day is Friday and they come around 11am ... how long can your empty cans sit at the curb before you become a garbage neighbor?

prisondentist

$10 tax payer. It garbage that my wife asked if I’d “piss her skids away” when I was going to use our bathroom?

Uncle cousin

$10 Kentucky gentleman how many members of your family has hit the I haven’t smoked a heater in 10 years and haven’t had a can of soda in 7

The Fatador

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to give people Wet Willies as an adult?

Brisket Brigade

$10 bozo never had one read Is it garbage to put the AC in early? I live in Massachusetts and we just had our first 75+ degree day, not to mention the torrential downpour with it. Humidity is up like my cholesterol numbers I think it’s well deserved

All The Toast

$10 mozzarella sticks, If you go to a restaurant you’ve been to before, will you or a family member start a conversation about every other table you’ve sat at for previous visits? “Oh wow! We’re never over here! We always sit at that table over there!”

Friscosfinest

10$ bingo loser Are you garbage for telling a coworker “I can’t afford Chili’s I’m a drug addict.” ? The office girl asked me if I like Chili’s I said sure and when she asked me my favorite thing there I responded above.

Dan Flynndx

NHOR $10 Garbage pail Kippy Ever owned a KFC scented candle?

Moondog

$14 trash compactor Is it garbage to be driving your parent to work? (You can figure it out)

Take the Foley, Leave the Cannoli

$10 homie NHOR Is garbage to get kicked out of a bar for making Ai videos of the hot bar tender, she was laughing at first, telling me what to change the videos to. Only to walk in there the next time a week later and be told I was kicked out for a month by the manager. I wasn’t upset. I understood why, I had already deleted the app. Only to have the Bar Tender ask me if I could dig through my deleted photos and videos and send them to him. But hey bud see you in a month

Barbooty

$10 homie NHOR are you garbage if you use napkins as toilet paper?

Ballzak

10 buck homie, never had one. Is it garbage to have change fall off of you when you shower? I had a roommate that would pass out with change in his pocket and through the night it would fall out of his pockets and stick to his body. When I showered before work, there was always about $1.35 in change on the shower floor.

Whaaaatmuuuurddderrrrs

$10 long time investor have yet to have one read… Is it garbage to lie and tell the oil change guy “don’t worry about the air filters, just ordered one on Amazon I gotta put in when I get home” to avoid them showcasing your old dirty air filter because that’s how they get ya? Also is it garbage to respond with “another tax credit” when people ask what we’re having when asking about my pregnant wife? 😂😂 love youse!

SteveUrkle12

Second time long time is it garbage to lean on the cart while walking in the grocery store

Svan Portillo

What’s up, Boiz! $10 Bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage to purposely lead a conversation at work to drama so you can pick a fight with someone you fuckin hate?

12PackOfHotDogs

Long time $10 home girl- NHOR. Is it garbage to donate plasma solely to be able to afford adult braces?

Lieutenant Dickweed

Long time listener here. Is having triplets trash? Expecting a set in a few weeks. Side note, when I told my family they all compared the chances of it to hitting the lottery. Love Youse!

Ballzak

10$ homie NHOR Is it garbage to be 12 years old at an Atlanta Motor Speedway NASCAR event and realize that there are some titties that you don’t want to see? The “night life” around a NASCAR race gets rednecks rowdy and titties are everywhere, but it’s not necessarily a good thing

Scott Rambo

$10 homie NHOR Have you ever said/been told "if you have to ask you can't afford it"?

Ohio Trash

Youze ever make an ice cream sandwich with wonder bread and vanilla ice cream? It’s a sweet bread and works better than you think.

Burlington Throat Factory

10$ Kippys egg bites investor never read… Is it garbage if my mom saved my full body cast from when I was hit by a car as a child?

ThatHummerCouple

First time, long time. Never had one read. Is it garbage to take your kid with you to panhandle on a highway exit? I’m a tow truck driver and seen this the other day. Kid was maybe 12 years old and it was 28° outside.

BofaDeezNutz

Not a question but a garbage story. This past weekend, i went out for a fancy birthday dinner with a group of 8 people who i didnt know other than the birthday girl who I also have a crush on. No one could decide on what they wanted so I decided to pull a page out of Mr Tim Dillon's book that I learned on AYG and I got a round of different apps for the table, then made suggestions for each person, a couple bottles of wine etc. I was running the show and scoring major points with my crush. We agreed to split the bill evenly and when it came, thats when I discovered I left my wallet at home. I went from a damn hero to a complete bozo. Instead of making friends, and possibly closing on some ass, I was gathering everyone's Venmo information in the parking lot. Jammed the fuck up

Dylan

$10 Wawa Burger and Fries Freak Is it garbage to think that a laminated social security card won’t be accepted at the DMV, so you end up ripping it in half to get it out of the lamination, only to go to the DMV with a taped together SS card and have them accept it without thinking twice

Mark Jones

$10 homie nhor, you’s ever vacuum off the countertop instead of wiping it off because your out of paper towels?

Carter

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage if the entire family is wearing matching Peyton Hillis jerseys and khakis in the only professional family photo you have? At the local park btw #GoBrowns

Melly P

OG $20 homie!! NHOR Is it garbage if instead of telling someone to fuck off, you ask them “when is the last time someone told you to fuck off?”. Shout out my old ass neighbor, Gloria, who likes to tell me I’m not going to heaven because I don’t accept Jesus as my lord and savior.

From Your Lips to Gods Ears

Hey fellas! $10 soul sista, never had one read: When you’re eating and a piece of your food flies onto the table, do you leave the food there, eat it, or put it back into your food? I personally throw it back into my plate

Beefy McPickle pants

$10 elite member here. As an adult, when's the last time you got caught picking your nose in public?? And do you get bonus garbage points if you got caught eating them boogies?

Beefy McPickle pants

$10 homie nhor. Kippy, have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to change a diaper blowout from little Kiperino yet? I had to do it a couple of times. Im not good with smells. Lol

Beefy McPickle pants

Yo! $10 homie nhor. When's the last time you threw-up in your mouth? For me, it was during the start of a funeral. I had gone to the bathroom to pee. When i opened the bathroom door it smelled so bad that i audibly gagged and thew-up in my mouth. If that's not bad enough, I had to thank all of the family members for attending, and I know my single piece of gum wasn't cuttin' it for my breathe. Lol

Foley's Heros

I just had a glass of chardonnay and a can of diet coke for dinner. Sip of chardonnay, sip of diet coke, ho lee shit it blew me away. Give it a try

I am just here for the Foley food recs

$10 kipperino trust fund donator NHOR was listening back to an old pod where you were talking about the 302 buckets at henris in sea isle. we have a yearly tradition called the war of 1812 (302x6) first to finish 6 wins

itsthesimpsons

$10 Soul Sista, NHOR. Is it garbage to carry a bag of your own drinks around the casino? They were Cutwaters, and the bag went to dinner first. Bonus: it was a Wawa bag! My sister did this recently on an AC trip.

John Fitz

Is it garbage to use an old pizza box to serve your new frozen pizza on

rory hansen

Are you garbage if you trade a pocket knife for a 38 Special at the age of six years old? I posted this a couple months ago, but I made a successful gun trade at six without realizing how saying that was. This was also an Inglewood Los Angeles. Adds a little more ghetto to my white crisp.

Scott Rambo

Drunk unearthed memory question before I forget - is it garbage if your dad had your stepmom in a skimpily clad leather outfit on the Harley as a screensaver?

Money_Mark97

Is it garbage to add your own toppings and extra sauce and cheese to a frozen pizza?

Money_Mark97

Is it garbage to dye your hair to hide grays?

Money_Mark97

Is a janky, homemade helper garbage?

PopPopGarbbagio

Youse ever carry a maglite for protection? 90's dads always had a maglite

Patches O'Houlihan

$10 Offshore Account Holder. H1R. You ever check behind the shower curtain before you sit down?

Abbie Nelson

$20 soul sista here NHOR: is it garbage to take a picture of the gas pump after filling up your car?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Sultan of the C-PAP NHOR AYG if you haven't taken your sleep medication in months because you've had enough IPA's every night to pass out with your pant on? Your boy is down bad.

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Doctor Van Nostran here NHOR AyG if you have in your crew A Luke A Henry And a Vinny with the skinny? I also go by "Duffy" eerily similar to "Kippy"

Dr.10Inch

$10 Homie. NHOR. AYG if at holiday events when everyone is picking what they are bringing you always volunteer to bring napkins (which isn’t even on the list). Said napkins are always an assortment of leftovers from fast food restaurants. Wasn’t so funny at first but now it’s to the point where the family will go through them and take the favorite restaurants napkins.

Ty Finley

$10 Homie, never had one read, is it garbage if I lost my tickets to the Nashville show to my buddy in a poker game? He didn’t even take me

Smashing Blumpkins

Did you ever buy that beef jerky that came in a chewing tobacco tin? First time I saw it, the neighborhood bad kid had just stolen it from Turkey Hill.

Tom

$9.99 donater to the bozo fund, ain’t have nothin read. Is it trash if your friends know how much money ur making by the beer you have in ur mini fridge? Natty light = rough times Bud light = doin alright Corona bottles = just hit in AC

Bryon Rompa

Are you garbage if you are to lazy to go upstairs, and grab a new tube of toothpaste from the closet, so you just use mouth full of mouth wash and a toothbrush?

Matt Montrose

$10 Sleeper Cell Are you garbage if your father prefers hose water over filtered? He is 63 and has never bought a bottle of water in his entire life.

Abe

It would ironically be difficult for the bug man to go back to school because he has an "aged hippocampus" 🤣

Quinn Rasmus

First of all, that DTF comment by Ryan (Down to Finger fuck your asshole) made me snort soda out my nose, but $10 homie. Never had one read; yous ever had cuts on all 10 of you fingers at once?

Zach Mucha

From Aunt Tuddy’s Redheaded Stepchild $10 homie/never had one read Are you garbage if you file claims for those no-proof class action settlements just to grab some free money…even though you had absolutely nothing to do with the lawsuit? I’ll hang up and listen. Love youse guys

Patches O'Houlihan

$10 Silent Investor Had 1 read. AYG if you think paying early somehow lets them know you’ve got money

Tommy Heglin

Yo. Ever drive yourself to the orthodontist?

Jesse

Let's play a joke on Foley cuz I know he doesn't red these: say something like this "did your family play kaplonkers growing up?", then kippy & luke agree and laugh hysterically, and when Foley inevitably asks what kaplonkerz is, look at him like he's crazy and keep saying "you're fucking with us right?"

spaceman_spliff

Ten bucks chuck. When you use a can of tuner for a sangwich or whatever - do you give the used tuna can a rinse before tossing it in the trash, or are you a POS and leave that fish juice to rot n stink for the next dummy? ✌🏻🐟🤢

Ohio Trash

I’m listening to the pod backwards and it’s hilarious to hear Kippy have less money and Foley have the same amount of money. Youze have a lucky rabbits foot?

RozayRoss

$10 homie,never had one read, is it garbage if when you moved into your first ever apartment there was no toilet seat and I procrastinated on getting a new one. So I would take dumps without a seat and now that’s my preferred way of going number two.

simple_steven

$10 homie never had one read…. Is it garbage to keep a few winning scratch offs on the fridge in case you get jammed up and need a little $$$$

Kacee S

$10 garbage army grunt, had 1 read before NBD. Is it garbage if you yell "TRAV, HIT ME!!" and mug for a non-existent camera when you get a good line off on one of your coworkers?

Minnesota Bozo

First time commenter, long time listener. How ya dern? Are you garbage if you only buy the $5 roto chicken at Costco and eat it at their food court? As a value man at heart, no better bang for your buck

Don't Feed Foley

Should they remake Tommy Boy with Foley and Kippy?

Foleys fungus farm

Use ever related to foley more than you’d like to admit?

Isthismylaptop?wheredidyougetthiscomputer

$10 soul brotha would love one read; are you garbage if your doctor calls and tells you you’re pre diabetic about to be type 2 so no shitty food such as hot dogs and pasta but you gotta wait till tomorrow because it’s dogs and pasta salad for dinner?

Moldy foreskin , the rapper

Ever need an inspection sticker on your car and it’s the fall so you super glue a brown leaf over it of the cops can’t see it while you’re driving around- new bozo the famous 2000 era underground trapper Moldy foreskin from Boston.

Lukas Evans

Second time long time. Aygi you’re broke af but go to the club and get 4 mixed drinks in you, then get your rocks off by maneuvering through the crowd and gently push pretty women out of your way?

Tuddys Loveseat

$10 bozo NHOR Is it garbage to put your fortune from your fortune cookie on the fridge with a magnet? P.S. it said “Keep persisting, a large amount of money is in your future”

Abbie Nelson

$20 soul sista here NHOR: is it garbage to use the toilet seat covers as paper towels when they run out??

John Fitz

Are you garbage if you flash your lights or signal somehow that there’s a cop

FartRipper67

$10 Homie never had one read. Are you garbage if your parents used to fill your sippy cup with soda when you were a toddler? I vividly remember the nose burps it used to give me!

Ron

Long one here for yous. Growing up my parents bought a house where the previous owners knocked down the wall between two bedrooms so I had a big bedroom. I had a smaller sized pool table in it. When I was in middle school my dad got into workout out and turned the other half of my bedroom into his gym

Big Ben

NHOR - AYG if when you're starting a diet and start purging chips from the cupboard you toss them in the garbage rolled up so they'll stay intact just in case you regret throwing them out?

Brandon Box

Homie from way back. I’ve had one read, but Is it garbage to buy the exact shirt you’re currently wearing in person at a store? For reference, the one I’m wearing has a hole in the pocket, but I like the color and how it fits.

Crystyle

$10 Soul Sista. NHOR. AYG if you grew up with 5 indoor adult heater rippers. I was an only child. My Mom bought a house with her Mom to get us outta the city, Fall River, MA and into the burbs. Welp, what came with that was 5 chain smoking adults. My Gma, Gpa, Mom, StepDad, and that weird 'disabled' uncle. I was embarrassed for years coming onto the bus and then smelling tbe stale ass cig smoke on my clothes. For even more reference, they let me start rippin heaters in my room at 16. Yikes

Cinnamon Babka

$10 bozo. Is it garbage to buy a dessert from the store, throw it in Tupperware and say the wife made it?

ThadCastle

$10 NHOR, is it more garbage to leave the window ac in all winter or to take it out

yellowbirddd

Yall should get Zac Amico back on the pod for a return ep Let's make the bugman's health journey look good -- he needs this!!

Luis Zavala

Is it garbage to use your feet soaking bowl as your Dogs water bowl

SuperBozo517

Never had one read. Long time $10 homie. Is it garbage if you cant eat without a light on? I need to see what I'm putting in my mouth.

AYZEE

Never had one read, 20$ idiot. Is it garbage if your dad refers to the scrap metal in the back of his pickup as “added value for yall” while negotiating the trade in on his truck. It fell flat but he still ended up trading it in and left in a brand new f150

New Guy Gook

Yo wtf where's the new eppy?

another moron

I can't start the yard work till the episode comes out.

Andy Garbaggio

NGL asleep at the wheel again? Where’s the new ep you bozos

Moshtatoes

Laziness is garbage!

G

This would never happen with T bone

Rip_AA

Lukey, this is not Nam. There are rules.

C N

Hey if I pay more for a new tier can I get my episodes on time? Love you bozos but Tom Segura would say your jeans are low and loose for this one.

Kosty

$15 Canuck buck homie here never had one read. Is it garbage to ask the clerk why they didn’t ID you, a clearly 30 something year old, after they ID a kid.

Not bothered

I’m guessing the new episode is “waiting on good weather” too

Andy Garbaggio

We aren’t mad, we’re just disappointed.

Welfare WaWa

Sure be cool if this new episode dropped 😒 lol

Matt

Glad to see I’m not the only one feeling like a crack head rn

Patty’s Young Bull

Are you garbage if youve come into unexpected money and referred to it as becoming a “thousand-aire”?

New Guy Gook

How bout we all have our own Hard Feelings on this comment thread and start felting the boys!

Smug Druggler

Lukie gonna blame Patreon again for this tardiness?

Rusty

It’s okay guys, I’m sure they know how bad the struggle is out here. No way they’d just “do” this

Philip

Where is Hard Feelings?

Colton

Is it garbage to wait on the episode like a check on the 1st and 15th?

Stanky Leg

Finally got a slow day at work and there's nuttin' on this.

G Negrete

So this is the new thing now?

Not bothered

Let’s go!!!Y’all are causing me to have to interact with people at work!

Jake

Mark the shark is in deep water 💦

Bugs in a room

Already having a shit day and now this

Andy Garbaggio

So I’m just supposed to talk to my family now???

Ray Greeko

Dempsey group is on the clock

Bethy

I usually like to do Hard Feelings before The Tim Dillon Show, so this will throw my whole day off.

Not bothered

49mins late as of right now ….trash!

Derek & The Dominos

Listen fellas whatever’s going on you gotta figure it out. I got a wedding I don’t want to go to at 2 and I need some jollies 😭😂

SlowMoRomo

I don’t know why and I don’t know how, but I feel like somehow this delay is Luke’s fault

Jake

Damn someone get eyes on the bug man!!!

Cody p

Luke the fuck?

Heavy Kevvy

Twice in a few weeks now. What is going on boys? You’re normally like clockwork.

Lester Diamond

You ever do your toes yourself, before going and getting ur toes done?

Jesse Wright

Is it garbage to assume your debit card got declined when the Hard Feelings episode didn’t show right at 8:00am only to find out it got uploaded a few minutes late?

Moderate2severe

Anyone else ever accidentally ate the fortune in the fortune cookie because you thought the piece of paper was in the other side of the cookie

Chilly Willy

Is it classy or trashy to have the bathroom light switch on the outside of the bathroom

Sexy Sasquatch

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you had a tattoo in high school. I wanted to look cool for football senior pictures so I tricked a heroin addict to give me a tattoo by using my fiend acting like my mother. He nodded out half way through and I had to get it re done when I turned 18 as a Christmas present from my uncle.

Tony Skittlez

$5 homie never had one read. Is it trashy to take entire bins of hot sauce from my local Taco Bell? I like their Fire sauce on my eggs, so I go in, buy a taco to go, then fill the bag to the brim. Hey their free right??

neverhadoneread

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage to add the amount you're allowed to overdraft to your total? So if you have $5 in the bank and can over draft $25, you have $30?

The #1 Dickhead

$10 boots on the ground, nhor. Is it garbage if you and your brother were born on same day but 3 years apart, and whoever's got the cleanest record is the one we claim to be to the cops when pulled over or arrested.

Heavy Kevvy

Is it garbage to drink milk directly from the gallon?

Murphdog

$10 homie, had one read. Is it garbage if after getting your Dick sucked in the handicapped bathroom at the bar, you use the Dyson Airblade to dry off your Willie? Toilet paper sticks and they were out of paper towel

Money_Mark97

$10 homie for 3 or 4 years now, genuinely nhor 🥺... you ever rode a bike bare foot?

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

Late to the party... I'd like to see a family episode on the old patreooonay, where we discuss the finer points of a picnic/cookout... the situation is a public park. you get a grill, picnic table, 5 adults and 4 kids... what are we bringing, what are we doing ? I wanna hear tactical BBQ stuff, the spread, the fixins, the chips, the games, the flatware/dinnerware, what you got boys???? What are we even doin? Let's plan an AYG picnic/BBQ.

I wasnt fat back then

10 ding long tim. Someone asking you to hold their already lit cigarette so they can focus on a task

Matthew Blume

5$ Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your high school mascot had a gun in his hands? William Floyd colonials.

Uncle Hanks nephew

$10 homie NHOR.....and im kinda getting mad....lol Is it garbage if you clip your finger nails in your car......exclusively. Love youse guys. Hit the peppermill in Reno and do a show.

Menthol Connect

Is it garbage to keep and use stuff the previous home owners left? Examples: ladder, charcoal, weed killer, meat thermometer

The Corn Bread Connoisseur

Is it garbage to use a leatherman as my only can opener at home mine broke about 6 months ago and I never looked back

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 union member/shout out local 292 baby! Never had one read. Is it garbage to factor weed into my budget like it’s an actual bill I need to pay ?

Money_Mark97

Is it garbage to wear a politically incorrect graphic t-shirt to a court date for a traffic ticket? Specifically one that says "Adirondacks: Black Flies Matter". Born and raised in the woods in the Adirondacks btw and black flies are a huge problem in this neck of the woods. Also my great-uncle made a bunch of these shirts and tried to sell them in like 2015, that's where I got it.

Grayson

Dumping cold pasta sauce on freshly cooked noodles rather than heating it up in a saucepan. Time is money.

ProbablyGayDefinitelyDrunk

$10 homie. Had one read…. Are you garbage if you lived in a camper where your bed doubled as storage for tools and fishing gear, and dinner was usually a couple Hot Pockets eaten three feet from everything you own?

BJ

$10 shareholder. Haven’t had one read. Are you garbage if you regularly roast a slim Jim with a lighter on your 40 min commute to and from work? Feel like I’m cooking blue magic swerving lanes also how often does Foley do it

Matthew Blume

Is it garbage if your high school mascot has a gun in his hand? William Floyd colonial.

Big RobertL

Are you garbage if you look at someone’s receipt that was left in an ATM to see how much cash they have?

Christopher M. Willis

$10 General counsel- is it garbage to say "what's up" to someone you know and can see through the drive through of a fast food place or pharmacy while they're inside at the counter also ordering/waiting to order?

Ky garbaggio

$10 dirtbag (been listening for 4+ years, just joined the Patreon last week, howyadern) As a senior in high school, I had one class with all freshman because I failed the subject so many times. It’s worse than you think, they had just built a new school in the district, and the freshman had a completely different building than the upperclassman. Bonus; Is it garbage to have a trash can tattooed on your neck because it’s your favorite podcast? Shouts out bozos and homies, love youse.

Trashé Up the Yin Yang

Relatively new Homie! Youse ever feel like a jerkoff when you use your turn signal on a road that curves but there’s only one way to go anyway?

Big Joe

Can the homies reiterate this one to the crew. I think its good one and Foley might relate. first time commenter. Long time homie two tree years. Anyway is it garbagio to eat the muffin wrapper. I love muffins but hate scrapin that delicious cake off the lil wrap. I try to take a bite off but just end up chewing the whole wrapper until its like a piece of gum. I have recently started spitting them out but as a kid I would always eat them, so goood😋 Thanks AYG

Alright Let's See Here

This one's for Kippy. Does your house have a screen door on the front door? (Trash) If so, is it fully intact?

Allyoop

Yo, haven’t had one read. Are you garbage if you pick the best strawberries out of all the containers at the grocery store and put them into one container for yourself?

Napoleon Bonerfart

$10 dickweed here. Are you garbage if your lady tells you to fix the squeaky door hinge but you can’t find the WD-40 so you hit it with some PAM nonstick spray instead?

Bug Man Blastoise

Friends parents got remarried at a abandoned dog racing track

The Notorious BLT

$10 bozo here, first time question- ayg if you collect the stadium cups you get beers from at minor league games (Toledo MudHens) an ice water out of one after mowing the lawn hits different.

Chilly Willy

What’s the longest you’ve gone with a nail in the tire and/or a slow leak?

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$10 homie & NHOR - AYG if you get a candy stuck in your teeth and eat another candy to help get the first candy unstuck? I can’t be the only one. See youse in Denver

Jesse

10 dollar classic hoagie here, Not a question but a recommendation and you don’t even have to read it on the show, but a bite and sip with pizza crust and orange juice is absolutely unmatched. I’ll even dip it sometimes.

Justin Carter

Hey Boys, The Bird and I are a couple of first time long timers and hoping for a favor. We’re getting married in July and she’s been looking for the motivation to get up in the morning to work out and get in shape for the wedding. Howse about some trash talk for Laura to get the ball rollin. She’d love it coming from a couple of fluffy fellas like yourselves.

2LeftTuddies

What’s good, guys? Question: what’s the most expensive trash thing you’ve either done or seen someone else do? I’m not talking about buying burnies by the carton, I’m talking about buying the 3-day weekend pass to the Phish show at the Sphere in Vegas, or owning a volcano smoking rig.

I wasnt fat back then

10 dollar counterfeit here. Youse ever lend your future self a hand. You got all banged up and knew u would need what you have now, a little later. Hiding a heater, cash, or even a bag for future you to find. Self layaway . How ya dern

Cory hardesty

3 parter here 1. How long can you look for a coupon before you're garbage? I think after thd first 60 seconds pass, you just gotta pay full price 2. Is it garbage to ask someone in public where they got their food from? 3. Is it garbage to ask multiple questions at once?

I wasnt fat back then

10 dollar ground swell here Is there any food that isnt trashy to suck the reminisce off your fingers ?

michael denino

Youse ever been in a kitchen with top cabinets the same depth as the bottom cabinets? So when your standing at the counter with a bowl whisking up your scrambies your face is right in the top cabinet. TRAYYYSHH

The Deelz

$10 sanitation worker. Ever eaten or drank anything in the bathroom?

Foley’s sweaty tummy

First Time long time never had one read etc etc gay for pay etc just bought my first home and realized I don’t have any blinds. How long can I use taping a blanket over my windows as makeshift curtains until I’m officially jammed up? I am on night two.

Trashé Up the Yin Yang

Fat Guy Move Alert! $10 Homie NHOR: Getting fast food on a work lunch break and putting in your self-brought salad place bag, so you look healthy in front of your coworkers when you’re bringing it in.

Henry’s Hemorrhoids

$10 homie here, NHOR, are you garbage if you honk at people that are not in cars? I just got a guy mid sandwich bite, classic. Love youse! P.S. 25yo fan from Texas

Son of Sam….Yam

Maybe start out with some stove top stuffing or some jello pudding

Eggos and Heaters

Is it garbage if your mom drilled a hole in the top of a soy sauce lid so it dispenses better

Awkward Golf

This one is from my fiancee, Are you garbage if your only key to get into your home (trailer) growing up was a flathead screwdriver on the porch. Bonus points the property is on a dirt road. The south is graded on a curve. Holla at ya boy if you need a roof

Shane Gillis’s cousin Bill

Is it garbage to have one specific big bowl for popcorn that also doubles as the commit bowl when people are sick

Sam Adams

Any extension cords in the house?

Lead Bartender at Henry’s

At Michael’s someone took the display letters and spelled TRASH with it. AYG branding out in the wild in Pittsburgh

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 homie NHOR AYG if you’re on vacation and stop in the Carhartt shop cause you forgot your belt at home and get irritated because every other person in there looks like they’ve never even seen a hammer. Nothing but hipsters and soccer moms. This was a craftsman’s brand.

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

10$ homie have had one read (no biggie). How many times does someone you know have to get married before you stop buying wedding gifts?

Big Titted Animal

$10 girl homie, is having streaming apps only trash? Are people really still watching direct tv or dish or whatever cable/satellite provider? 90% of what I watch is on YouTube.

Pete Seidel's Neck Beard

Is it garbage to only use paper plates almost exclusively so you don't have to do all the dishes all the time

Neverbeenhorny

Are you garbage if you bring your air fryer back and forth from home to work?

Zach

is it garbage to go on vacation to the american pickers headquarters? my parents and sister went on a 7 hour roadtrip to go there and stayed in a motel there to go back day 2 😂

10dllartuddyassociate

10 dollar share holder never had one read, ayg if during college your bathroom you shared with other guys was so shitty that you figured out what everyday containers you could piss in? Shout out to nerds gummy clusters bags and Gatorade bottles. Got me through some tough times.

Hebrew_Hammer

Got youse on the payroll, so let me know, is it trash to wear a zip up hoodie with no shirt underneath?

Dr. J. Becker

First time long time homie never had one read, is it garbage if you save Taco Bell sauce packets for future meals.

Grant Laughren

First time Long time homie never had one read. Is it garbage to take a dump in the strip club?

Bugman's Buttcheeks

814 keystone high class white trash. Kippy, Henry ... Are you garbage if you have "beware of dog" signs. My dog almost got a hold of one of those brown delivery guys, yeah, UPS. I was in an accident and totaled my truck when a FedEx truck pulled out in front of me. My dog has a Halo gps electric fence collar. Clear instructions for the delivery person. Don't come all the way down my 375ft driveway put it in my parcel box.

Foley’s Sponsor

First time, long time - Is it garbage to shave your toddler’s head to save money instead of going to a traditional barbershop? He’s 3 but now he looks like he steals.