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Weekly Discussion Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-30 15:17:09
Imported:
2026-04

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you havent had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

Montgomery County Boy, No Delco Bozo

First time long time, never had one read. Is it garbage if your first concert was Legends in Concert at the Showboat in AC? I was 9 years old. Bonus points if the tickets were comped because your mom is a slot queen.

Chris Garcia

Saw a truck driving with a parking ticket still in the window wiper. Tough look yeah?

Ben

$10 homie here. You ever have to back your car up on the highway?

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 diamond dolla, have you ever had to change into a suit in a parking lot?

100K Amex points

Went to great wolf lodge this past weekend and calculated at the Buffett if we got our moneys worth, safe to say we didn’t if you didn’t include the to go PBJS and yogurts

James McCauley

$10 homie never had one read: Is it garbage if you use marinara sauce from Pizza Hut on macaroni so you can make it taste just like pizza?

Bingo Bango

First time long time boys $10 homie here here’s one for you. I know Kippy will love this one eating the lettuce that comes with mozzarella sticks even dipping it in the marinara sauce I’ve never ran into one person that does that freak of nature boys love youse

Eddie Martinez

First time asking: Ayg if you customize your license plate

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Berks County Heater

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you tune your radio to AM every once in a while just to see what’s still going on over there?

BornToLone

$10 Homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you started buying Pokémon cards in hopes of hitting a rare card so you can sell it to pay off your bills?

$10 G Unit Soldier

$10 dawg. Nhor. Wearing your work clothes until the smell bothers YOU.

JehovahThickness

Is it garbage to all ways order Penne pasta while I’m out to eat so i can pick it up with my fork by stabbing them through the holes like i did with Mac N cheese growing up

Jared

$10 dollar bozo, truly NHOR, is it garbage to use the inner drum of a washing machine as a fire pit? Works like a charm

Umbro undies

$10 homie never had one read. Youse ever walk a bicycle up a hill because you were too fat to ride up it? Would do that when I was a kid and every car that went by was an embarrassment

TuddysUndercoverLover69420

$10 foley peep show attendee LTHNHOR Is it garbage to have a pool in your front yard?

Marty

Frequent garbage flyer. Have you ever worked on your car in an auto parts store parking lot?

Big Zach Walt

$10 investor, braggin' Is it garbage if your dad calls his dentist when his back hurts because that guy loves writing scripts?

roman fiorella

10 dollar holler, never had one read. Are u garbage if your fiance got cited for giving alcohol to minors and when she got to court she was scheduled to appear in the same courtroom right before her own father. To be clear, he robbed a 7/11. Love youse!

junk_draw

FTLTNHOR - $10 fat guy here: is it garbage if twins just...bother you? Something about two dudes dressed the same, finishing each others sentences just bugs me. Beat it. Twin chicks are cool, though

$10 G Unit Soldier

Also. Letting the boys know the porta shitters just got cleaned

FuckTardFrank

$5 Bozo NHOR. Are you garage if the only love advice you ever got from your dad is, "Never fall in love with the first girl that swallows" Jokes on him, I married the second girl that dad!

Papi Chulo

Greetings and citations fat shits, hyoaoyk ever had a communal bucket of soapy water to wash your hands in after using the ancient porta potty’s rented from the neighbor?

Gunnar M

$10 homie. What's more trashy? Canned or frozen vegetables?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice never had one read Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it cold immediately when you get home cause your “stomach has settled” Love youse

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie. Is it garbage to go to an all-inclusive resort and get some free extras because I was cracked in the head by a metal pool umbrella that was picked up by wind? To clarify, I didn’t ask for anything but they were afraid to get a bad review/sued I guess

Uncle Hanks nephew

Couple 2, tree tings....1. you boys gotta do a show in Reno at the Peppermill. 2. I had to sell my $10 investment to you boys. (Temporary) 3. Is it garbage to get new a Credit Card just so you can stay an AYG investor? Love ya boys!!!!

Cory hardesty

Are you garbage if you walk out of a sit down restaurant eating food? An example would be, walking out of olive garden eating a breadstick as you walk to your car

MadBull525

Never had one read, 5 dollar booze bro, have you ever had your roommate use his rent money to buy drugs to flip and then pay the rent money he already had?

Bug Man Blastoise

$10 Homie NHOR, my buddies parent got divorced and we’re only split for 3 months. They got remarried at an abandoned dog track. Felt haunted but definitely danced at that wedding

Big Baked Ziti

$10 Undercover Brother here. When do you remove the sheet from the lint roller? Before you use it or after? Im usually leaving a half-used sheet for "next time"

Rich

NHOR, did you ever have a family member who was really into cable black boxes? Like an uncle that bragged about getting “everything, even the porn channels” at a Thanksgiving

Anthony Michael

Short n sweet. Is it garbage to suck the sauce off your fingers at a dinner table? Home and/ or restaurant.

NokturnalEmissionz

Long time listener, accidental new money subscriber! Is it garbage to put your used toilet paper in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet? Growing up we had weak water pressure on the flush so it would clog if you flushed the TP. Instead of fixing the problem, my parents just told everyone to wipe and toss in the can instead of flushing it. I thought this was normal until my first sleepover. It smelled like a rat's nest, but we kept it clean! Pro tip, don't look too hard in the can while you're shiddin, might see some artifacts from the previous pooper.

TuddysMugMan

$10 Firehorse here I told Foley about Old Bay at Wawa Is it garbage to shave your face in the garage and sweep the hair outside? I'm sick and tired of cleaning the bathroom sink.

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Homie, please read mine or I'll cry. Is It Garbage if growing up I thought we were "well off" when we would go to Denny's for dinner? We never had the money to go out to eat, and it was a family of 4. The Zesty Nachos was the Louis Vuitton of appetizers for us. What changed my mind was pissing next to a guy on the bathroom floor covered in puke on New Year's Eve. I washed my hands and said "Happy New Years!"

Dessert farmer

$10 homie here, Are you garbage if you and your landlord get in a argument about whos responsibility it is to take care of the lawn, my landlord said he won't provide a lawn mower and a brotha is jammed up so i sprayed out the lawn for the same price as a new mower now its dead dont gotta mow

TheAssMan

What up dudes. First time long time, never had one read. Are you garbage if you have aunts and uncles that are older than your grandmother? My grandpa was 41, my grandma was 19 when they got married. P.S they made it 48 yrs. RIP to Gramps the real OG

Mclovin

Is it garbage if you ever faked an injury to get out of helping a family member move but really you got way too hammered the night before and are just a hungover bitch?

Chowder Stache

Not a question, just feel like Foley watches a lot of the ai videos of the ball on a rail bouncing on piano keys to different theme songs and music

Stephen T

Long time listener, never had one read Jersey bozo, Is it garbage to save your fountain soda cup from Wawa so you only get charged for a refill? Saw the refill button on self check out onetime and I’ve never turned back

yellowbirddd

$10 NHOR - AYG if your Mom uses left over dunkin donuts paper bags to scoop her cat's litter into? 🍩

Uncle cousin

10 buck Kentucky gentleman NHOR you ever seen a fight at a funeral

Mij Universe

$10 day one homie NHOR, is it garbage to Venmo your boy for beers cause you left your debit card at one bar, and your credit card at another the night before?

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 homie , Youse ever get too high and realize you have an episode of AYG on the TV and a different episode of AYG on your phone going at the same time?

Diana Divorced Parents

First time Wawa holder Is it garbage to fist fight your step mom when you were 15 and she was 21?

chrubby

10$ dickhead, is it garbage to bring your uniform with you to work and get changed in the bathroom so you can have a little more time before your shift?

Bowling Average = Credit Score

10 dollar roll of quarters here. Question from the wifey: is it garbage if your dad borrows his friend's work van because his car is in the shop, but, while Dad and the older sister get the two seats up front, wifey had to sit on a lawn chair in the back. On every turn she would slide around and fall out of the chair while her dad yelled for her to "hold on". 🗑️

Brendon

$10 domestic investor, NHOR. Is it garbage for the bride and groom to have a 50/50 at the reception? Follow up, is it more garbage to keep your half when you win?

I saw kippy crip walk in Tampa

$15 long time bozo NHOR - background info, I work in very high end custom homes in a rich part of Florida. We had a home that was just completed & homeowners had lived in the house for about a week. In the master bathroom we noticed that one of the 2 toilets was a different serial number, so we got it replaced. But due to it being “used” the plumbing company couldn’t take it back. So I took the toilet, But before you judge. It’s a Toto neorest (luke, give it a goog) which is like a $4k toilet lmao trashy because it’s used or classy because I’m pooping on a heated seat? 😂😂

Eroy Smith

First time, OG homie. Are you garbage if you scheduled a payment for your phone bill knowing it wasn’t gonna clear just because you know they’ll turn your service back on for another week? I’m jammed up.

Kaptain Kardboard

Anyone can fall downstairs but yous guys ever fall up the stairs? Brutal

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. AYG if you've ever cooked a frozen pizza over a campfire? Used a flipped over shopping cart we found in a nearby ditch. Worked better than you would think.

Franco

$10 Bug Collector never had one read. AYG if you or anyone in your family paid to have a star named after someone in the family(usually they have kicked the bucket)

The Notorious BLT

$10 investor, never had one read Is it garbage if you keep stadium beer cups from minor league game (Toledo MudHens/Walleye) added about 85 of them to the collection last year, and ice water out of one after mowing the yard hits hard, love yous guys

Jason L

You know anyone that worked in a tollbooth? Was at my grandmas funeral this week (RIP Nana) and was reminded that my late great uncle worked his entire career in a highway tollbooth - retired on pension down in Florida too

Uncle Doob

$10 Hoagie. Is it garbage to grab a tape measure off the rack at Home Depot, use it to find the correct size of whatever you're looking for, and then just leave where you used it?

AYZEE

20$ bozo NHOR. Is it garbage to drive without your shirt on? It was summer and I was jammed up with my laundry. Had to peel myself off the leather of my ford f150 when I parked at the beach.

Slammed Sam

$10 baller NHOR…Classy or trashy, I wash my hands before taking a piss in a public restroom cause my dick is cleaner than anything I’ve touched at the bar…

Twood

$10 gift subscription member. Shout out to my domestic investor. Never had one read. Is it garbage that the first thing you drink in the morning after a bender with the boys, is the half drunk open can of beer you were working on before you passed out on the couch? Garbage or a great way to keep the party going?

Jason The Janitor

Parents Ever have you lie about your age for the buffet

Big Hanks Auto Emporium

Long time listener never had one read. How old were you when you realized $100 was not a lot of money? I got $100 for my birthday when I was about 11 years old and wanted to go buy new clothes (just realizing right now that an 11 year old using his birthday money to buy clothes is also probably trash) and I got 1 or 2 outfits max and was so shocked the $100 didn't go further. I feel like that's a part of losing your childhood innocence

Uncle Baby Billy

$10 homie first time long time. Is it garbage if you had warts as a kid?

Cody - Aberdeen Creative

$10 Afternoon Farmer here. I can’t lie, I’ve had a couple read but AYG if…. You wear lighter clothes (and take out your wallet, phone and keys from your pockets) to the doctor’s office so that when they weigh you, you’re skinnier than the last time you went, and hopefully the doctor notices and compliments you on the progress. - if there are certain clocks that after daylight savings you don’t change. you just decide to wait until the next daylight savings so they’re right again - Ever respond to a co-worker asking “how’s it goin?” with “same shit, different toilet” - Did you think it was scalped potatoes not scalloped? - Are you so lazy that you take off your socks by backwards scoot scraping them on the carpet so you don’t have to bend over? - if you never learned to tie your shoes with a single loop and still use the two bunny ears method? - When you were a kid, you learned to gleek?

Mike Carroll

First time long time, youz ever stayed in the bathroom for a few moments just standing there so friends/family outside the bathroom THOUGHT you washed your hands.

thetitsburgfeeler

$10 big cheese never had one read, are you garbage if you gained a step dad from a DUI... my mom was driving home one day and a semi rolled his truck in front of her she stopped to pick him up and realized he was drinking so drove him to our house. They were married a few minth later, now divorced... step dad number 5

Foley’s Toothless Smile

$10 soul sister, are you garbage if your dad purposely bought a car with no carpet so he could hose it out if it got dirty

Zachary Straight

Faithful navy federal overdrafter here ...is it garbage i tried to use my state issued weed card to buy some garage beers ...got denied said that card is for the devil's lettuce only ...

Study-A-Broad

$10 homie from way back, NHOR Is it garbage to not even bother making the bed with the flat sheet, since you know it'll be kicked onto the floor by the morning? Jammed up over here. Love you boys

Napoleon Bonerfart

$10 tuna melt here. You guys also flick boogers onto your driver’s side floormat while driving? Mine is a booger graveyard

Foley’s Toothless Smile

$10 panini princess never had one read, is it garbage if your brother takes your grandparents silverware after they die so him and his wife can finally have a matching set? For reference it was real silver and came in a wooden box but they just dumped it in their suitcase so it would fit

Mikey.Bontade

$10 IOU slip haver here. Have youse ever been kicked out of a buffet. Me and a couple big boys down in Mississippi found the limit to ones hospitality. Let’s just say, the homeboys nicknamed Catfish and Barrel weren’t all two happy campers for about two, 3 days.

Rusty

Had one read (still drinking soup from the can).. is it garbage to smell everything before drinking it? Growing up with delinquent prankster friends accompanied with chewing tobacco since age 15. Doesn’t matter where I am, I give it the smell test. Later boys

Turlet won’t flush

$10 dollar scam artist here I’ve had 2 read (because I’m that good). Ever put a garbage bag over where your car window broke but never replaced the window? #RidinDirty

Jarrod

$10 Hoagie here. NHOR Is it garbage to use your teeth to bite open a shampoo or body wash bottle? Cut my finger nails and could not get a grip on the cap. Love youse

FUZZY TRAIN

$10 homie - Is it garbage that all the women in my family over 45 wear muumuus, leggings, and sneakers as their “going out” outfit?

HULK

$10 Li homie. I Just bought a house. Is it garbage to ask your neighbors if they want to pay for half the fence ? Gotta put up 150 ft of fence and it is not going to be cheap

Johnny Shitballs

Are you garbage if instead of saying your age as “years old” you say “years young”?

James McCauley

$10 homie here. Ever get your face painted at an amusement park?

exfoley8er

$10 homie, NHOR, is it garbage that your grandma main way to wash dishes is a ball of steel wool???

Johnny Shitballs

Are you garbage if you hear about a dollar amount in the past and immediately mention how much that would be now. For example, “He signed a 3 million dollar contract back in ‘93, that’s like 7 million now!”

Zac-I-Chan

FTLT, do you say “Qpons” or “Coupons”?

I am just here for the Foley food recs

$10 contributor to bugman’s toy collection NHOR is it garbage if your divorced parents would do their child swaps in a wawa parking lot? always got a sizzli and a slurpee out of it.

DunkinDonuts14

$10 Homie, what is the limit on how far you will go for cheap gas. If its a little cheaper across town I'll sit my ass in traffic for it

Lumina Repair Man

$10 homie never had one read. Ever have to take medicine with something other than water? Coffee, soda, beer, as much spit as you can make?

Jared

$10 homie. Is it garbage that your mom at the kitchen table divides your grandfather’s ashes out amongst her siblings with a kitchen spoon and ziplock bag?

Josh Sevigny

$10 investor never had one read. Are you garbage if you use a Chuck E. Cheese token to get shopping carts from the Aldi. It’s the same size as a quarter so free cart

Gazorpazorp

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to put your plate in the microwave for a minute to heat it up before you eat? No cold bites and I feel fancy as shit doing it.

Ryan L

$10 shithead here AYG if your grandparents still rent their house? If it helps they’ve gone 10 years without an eviction. Love youse

Terry C

$10 AYG 401k contributer. Never had one read. Is it garbage to take your first trip to London and go to a restaurant dedicated to all things Philly called Passyunk Ave? I had Old Bay wings and their version of Yuengling because they can’t import the real stuff over the pond. Had to represent for the boys! In’it!!

UncleBBQ

$10 investor - NHOR.. are you garbage if you have a couch in your kitchen? Bozo of mine has one in theirs and let's just say it's not an "open floor plan".

RollYourOwnHeaters

10 dollar home. Is it garbage if you had a buddy in 6th grade get shot in the eye with a BB gun during our school lunch period? To clarify, I grew up in a small town and in 5th and 6th grade we could leave the property during lunch, some kids went home others went to go grab a slice etc. On one occasion 2 of my friends went home during lunch and decided to have a BB gun fight as I recall. One ended up shot in the eye, crazily enough he was fine except the BB got lodged in the fleshy part around his eyeball just under the skin and was still there in H.S. (he would show it to you if you asked) Talk about Charles Grody. Needless to say that put the kibosh on any of us leaving school during lunch. 80s and 90s were some wild times.

Awkward Golf

10dolla home slice This one is from my fiancee, Are you garbage if your only key to get into your home (trailer) growing up was a flathead screwdriver on the porch. Bonus points the property is on a dirt road. The south is graded on a curve. Holla at ya boy if vou need a roof

Mike McD

$10 South Philly Hoagie Mouth, is it garbage to have people 86'd from your wedding? Had two friends told to leave our reception for being waaaay to banged up and a third shattered a lamp on the dance floor. 10/10 would Marry this broad again

Toni Cox Pro Bater

10 dollar modern NY slice here. Want the boys opinion on this one. What’s the length of time after gf breaking up with you before you start chasing down other poon, do you wait a little or are you immediately on the hunt. And vice versa, how long after you break up with her? T4L (trash for life) love yousss homies.

Foley's Goomah

First time soul sister (for real). Is it garbage if you are a 46 year old mom from New Hampshire and since youuse guys have come into my life, my love affair with 50 cent has been reignited? Every morning I drop my kid off at school and then blast Patiently Waiting like I'm about to settle a score from 2003.

Jennifer Bayatzadeh

$10 investor, have you ever made a reservation at a restaurant that has laminated menus?

Upper Bucks Garbaggio

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to be the keeper of “secret knowledge”. In the summer of 2008 my group of friends found the closest White Castle and in the fallout of Harold and Kumar wanted to go. Being from upper bucks county the closest one was in East Brunswick NJ and was over an hour away. After going we told everyone we knew about it. We began “Making the Pilgrimage” about every 2 weeks taking different people. Everyone asked us how to get there, it got to the point where people we didn’t know were coming up to us at work who had heard from someone else that we had the directions to get there. It spread like wildfire.

Jared

$10 investor, first time - long time. Is it garbage if there have been more males in your family that have served time than have graduated college?

Ethan W

$10 investor, in at the ground floor. What’s your strategy for drinking out of a can while driving? To get the last drops I always end up staring straight up at the ceiling of the car instead of looking at the road.

Great Griffin Above

$5 homie. Have had one read, but are you garbage if you break the clips off hangars to clip bags of chips?

Max Stumpf

Bajamas instead of pajamas

SildenaFillyCheesesteak

Are you garbage if you turn down the volume on the self check out machine so no one hears what you’re buying. Please move your YELLOW ONIONS to the bagging area. $5 skirff, love youse guys

DON YACHTS

BIG $10 DROPPUH HERE!! NHOR Do youse ever make late night ramen and just end up using the pan as your bowl? I do this a lot, especially when I’ve had too many pops at night and should be in bed for work. I did this the other night again and said out loud to myself….. “This is how you get it done”. Not proud, just honest. You guys fucking rule, all of yuhhs. Thanks for everything you do. 🤘🏼

Ant145

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to have a wedding and allow dogs to be there?

Corporal Foley

$20 homie here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you open your soda for a quick swig before paying for it at a Wawa. Drank a quarter of my soda before paying for it and the cashier gave me a little stare like I broke a code of conduct

Lance

$15 Canadian bozo here, Have youse guys ever been to multiple weddings for the same parent? None of which was with your other parent?

Lloyd Braun

$10 Longtime Homie NHOR. AYG if you hang your arm out the window of your car? Elbow down with the hand on the top is acceptable but full arm hanging down is pretty trashy. Feels great though!

NoKetchup

$10 Gen Z Rep. HAVE had one read ❤️ In high school my parents got my friends and I a limo to go to prom. Months later I find out it’s the limo from the local funeral home. Good intentions I guess …

Dwangus Khan

Is it garbage to carry a handkerchief? After the first use you are just carrying around boogers and or snot in your pocket.

PakRat

10$ bozo. Have you ever put an old ticket under your wiper hoping to trick the meter maids

Aunt Tuddy Could Get It

Recently new $10 homie first question. Do you call it a drop cord or extension cord? Trash answer drop cord.

ted bundy's defense lawyer

Newer $10 bozo NHOR is it garbage to keep a roll of toilet paper in your car? I have had to use it in an emergency on more than one occasion, specifically in the woods behind a buisness park... yikes

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

$10 crypto investor. You ever thrown away a set of keys… I’m at a loss on if its trashy to throw them away or trashy to hold on to them ‘cause ya never know

Kipp's Bay

$10 day trader. Is it garbage to brag about your ancestors? When we found out there's a Knight of King Arthur's Round Table, you couldn't tell us shit. It's a round table, how big could it be? ... it's a good size

Tom Muscarello

$10 homie reporting for duty. Are you garbage if your mom packed your lunch sandwich and one of the slices was the heel?

Jerry Stinger

10$ homie here, NHOR. Is it garbage if you and your 40-year-old friends have a band with an original song titled "kick rocks"?

KippysBrunchMeatball

$10 hombre asked a couple times never had one read. Make the BiG man taste test MREs! Especially the veggie omelette one.

Downtoparty

10 doll hair homie, is it garbage to openly flex a large record collection (displayed in the living room) but have no way to play them in your home?

Jerry Ennett

Long time Canadian homie NH1R Is it garbage to take your young kids to the eye doctor and have them lie about seeing the letters so you get new glasses covered by your benefits before quitting your job - then later you can just change the prescription for cheaper if they ever actually need them?

Moondog

$14 dollar scratcher never had one read. Is it garbage to celebrate yearly the day grandma got a new hip?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Baller, shot caller here. NHOR, AYG if you think the boys are banking all your home run questions to give you your own episode?

Howard Huntley Lloyd IV

Hey, 10$ hommie here. Never had one read. AYG if you have a back scratcher in most rooms of the house? One by the bed, one in the living room and most importantly one on the balcony where I spend most my time with burnies and yous guys.

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 former railroader here. When I started, my instructor used "go pound sand" instead of "kick rocks" Which one is more garbage?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 feather ruffler here. NHOR Ever ride backwards on the pegs of a bike, so you can see the Opps coming? In our case, it was the Project kids. They didn't like us on their turf. Sorry my dad stuck around.

Cinnamon Babka

$10 HR Consultant. Ever call someone by the wrong name and they immediately correct you? Happened during a job interview once, TOUGH LOOK.

Blue Moon Bozo

$10 Spotify stalker had one read are you garbage if you wear an old company's t-shirt at your new job I wore a Pepsi shirt to my new job as a material handler

Joey Crawford

$10 never had one read. Did you ever have to fold your tube socks down over your feet to make it look like you have ankle socks?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 homie with a nice little weiner here. Need a confidence boost? If you're wearing tighter pants, joggers, or sweats... ....pull your dick and balls over the band of your underwear. Pull your pants over it. Look down. Thank me later. No need to tell me if its garbage or not.

Vinyl Micky

Not garbage just common sense right? We all count our cash,on the spot when we withdraw from the cash machine / ATM

Drew Dembs

You ever used your refrigerator light to illuminate your whole kitchen for a few weeks while the bulb is out? Come daytime the sun provides the light in my kitchen and I forget until late at night when the lightbulb store is closed and I’m forced to leave the door to my fridge open, using the light inside to allow me to see. Genuinely took 2 weeks for me to remember to grab a new pack of bulbs.

1KAGE0

$10 consigliere Never had one read. Is it garbage to eat exclusively on paper plates and plastic utensils?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Infield sprinkler thowing questions until one sticks NHOR Ever used the term, "tits up"? For example, I was working with a guy who told me "I was gonna game last night, but my playstation went tits up" Garbaggio.

Bert Fucks Dogs

Is It Garbage to date someone for 10 years and get divorce within a year of marriage?

Henry and The Shenanigans! 🥁

$10 bozo here, is it garbage if you put your empty lunch container on top of the trash so other know that you ate something healthy?!

Throb Lowe

$20 bondholder, have had one read. Is it garbage to play the Sonic game over theme when your wife's hedgehog dies. My wife wanted one as a pet, I bought her one and it developed cancer. When we put him down I played the theme. I laughed, she didn't . R.I.P Bruce Quillis

Brenden

$10 homie NHOR - Is it garbage if your dad lets you sit on his lap to “drive” the car? When I was a kid as soon as we turned into the trailer park my dad would grab me, put me on his lap, and let me steer the car until we made it home.

The Dizzle

$10 bozo here! First time question asker. Is it garbage to put Tuddy Enterprises on your resume for a job? If so can I get a hell of a review?

jasontheryan

$10 leasee of garbage content... riding around town on a tandem bicycle.. solo,while ripping burnies. Just saw it literally 5 minutes ago.

Trash_Compactor

I’ve been using blue shop towels in my kitchen for three months. (They are so much better…)

Chris

$20 homie What is the proper call on this? When sliding past people at a ballgame or movies etc do you slide facing the person so you go dong to face or slide facing away so you go ham to face? And does it vary depending on if it’s a guy or girl you’re sliding past? PS peep my pfp.

C N

$10 soul sista Is it garage to pay a bill late and then pay extra so if anything happens the company technically owes me money?

Wes Butler - Contempt of Food Court

10$ Tender Eater NHOR, Is it garbage to ask your roommate (who was your mother at the time) if bratwurst is a breakfast sausage, the answer is, Do you want bratwurst to be a breakfast sausage? Brats and Eggs for Breakfast Boys

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

$10 NHOR, is it garbage to peak at other people’s plates when at a restaurant for the first time?

Foleys Tumor

Is it garbage to say ‘we’re in east bumble fuck’

Seymour Weiner

$10 home skillet. When's the last time you had to push a car?

Melly Mel

In my forensics class in high school my teacher brought in a dozen dead squirrels so we could study different ways of decomposition - he got them from another student in the class who apparently shot them with a BB gun ….. that has to be pretty garbage right? Side note: me and my partner for this project had a disagreement over the squirrel and accidentally ripped it in half… my teacher had to sew it back together 🫩

Mike Mullen

$10 Burnie Slanders. Is it garbage if Tommy C was the property manager of your college apartment?

FuckTardFrank

$5 Bozo NH1R. Are you garage if the only love advice you ever got from your dad is, "Never fall in love with the first girl that swallows" Jokes on him, I married the second girl that dad!

Nick Sanders

Not a question, but currently am in the hospital for my appendix. And guess what they have on TV? Becker, shout out to the Becker heads

Brandon Scarbrough

$10 pump and dump, cannot confirm nor deny if I’ve ever had one read. Are you garbage if when you drive past road crews or construction workers working on a holiday you say something along the lines of “whoa those boys are making some good money today”

Barry McCocciner

$20 NHOR, How many food scraps are currently in your kitchen sink drain cover?

Minnesota Bozo

NHOR, new $10 bozo. Have you ever gone to Costco only to purchase a roto chicken and then proceed to eat it at the food court with the other blokes?

Aunt Rose

$10 soul sister here My Papaw gave my dad a shotgun as a gift and my dad wanted to test it out. Instead of setting up cans or something he decided it was finally time to trim the half-dead tree branch on the big oak tree. He got the branch down in 2 shots and said "yup thats a great gun" Saw you boys in Austin, had a great time!

G.I. Foley

$14.95CAD poutine smuggler, have you ever put $10 worth of gas on Saturday, just enough to get you by until Monday morning when you can fill up with he company's credit card?

Jordan Perna

$10 dollar homie, NHOR- is it garbage to get stepped on your face by a dairy cow at 8 years old and your mom gave you a cold mustard and bologna sandwich as a make shift ice pack.

Meatball150

10 dollar homie here. AYG if you use exercise shirts you have outgrown (see: outeaten) as form fitting shape wear under your office clothing? I can now wear gym tank tops as a girdle without having to go to the spanks store.

James McCauley

$10 homie; is it garbage to buy merchandise on bootleg websites like RedBubble because you don't see what you like on the actual website? (Ex. Hooded Sweatshirts with your faces)

Joshvows

$10 homie never had one read. is it garbage if, the boys are the first podcast i look up when i got my tablet in jail😅😅( the boyssss were not on there)

Ping

$10 homie only had one read. Have you ever prayed to St. Anthony when you lost something?

Travis V

10 dollar piece of shit here gang! Is it garbage to let your 11yr old kid wear the local dive bar logo sweatshirt to school? Is 11yr too young to wear bar merch? What are your thoughts?

Alright Let's See Here

This one's for Kippy. Does your house have a screen door on the front door? (Trash). If so, is it fully intact?

Justin Carter

$20 Worth of Heaters on this. Hey Boys, The Bird and I are a couple of first time long timers and hoping for a favor. We’re getting married in July and she’s been looking for the motivation to get up in the morning to work out and get in shape for the wedding. Howse about some trash talk for Laura to get the ball rollin. She’d love it coming from a couple of fluffy fellas like yourselves.

GoAheadDickhead

Is it “I could care less” or “I couldn’t care less”?

Brisket Brigade

$10 homie, never had one read. You ever had a friend growing up who had such cool parents they’d ask what snacks you wanted when they went shopping?

Cum stain

$10 homie, friend of the show. Is it garbage when out to eat my dad doesn’t let the plates get cleared. He likes to brag about how much he eats at the end of a meal.

Grayson

Anyone in the family with a tattooed wedding ring?

Yo Mama

Is it garbage to never learn how to properly wrap a burrito because you’re just going to suck it down in two minutes and nobody is watching?

Wes Wainwright

Are you garbage if you've ever thought about how you would defend yourself against a flock of geese? If worse comes to worse, you could grab one of those jawns and give them the Petey Pablo treatment.

Ascencion Rios

First Time, Long Time NHOR: Is it garbage if a clown taught you and your brothers how to throw a curveball when you were kids? Growing up a clown lived across the street from us briefly. He played Minor League ball in his twenties before he took up being a clown. My brothers and I were always outside playing baseball or throwing the ball to each other. Upon telling our mother her face became incredibly serious and she told us under no circumstances are we to go into his house. This was on the northwest side of Chicago and she grew up in the era of John Wayne Gacy. Shout out to Bubbles the Clown!

StanRox

"If it's yellow, flush it fellow! If it's brown and wafting, save your butt napkins."

Trail Blazer

39 years old bozo here. Is it trash if I went through more condoms before I used one for its intended purpose when I was 16 than in all the 23 years since?

zachary

Ever been called “ugly as sin” ? trashy insult but it stings! - $10 homie

Jenna Tailia

$10 homie here. Never had one read Is it garbage to make your sister post your Venmo handle on an instagram post asking friends to buy you drinks for your birthday? I made over $300

Tom Muscarello

$10 homie checking in. Do you have a family member who knows the going rate of scrap copper?

Foleys Martial Arts Gym

Soul sister here. Got one read and im testing my luck. Is it garbage for my boyfriend to own a baseball hat beanie? Think viva la bam, Bam Margera. He refuses to throw it out.

Lane Simonson

$10 Garbage MaintenanceMan, Do you have a collection of plastic cups from the ballpark/arena?..bonus, if they're in regular rotation.

Dan Flynndx

$10 pack of garbage pale kippies. NHOR When was the last time you played hangman?

Abe

Can we PLEEEEASE get Foley a boxing fight at SKANKFEST 2026?!? 😂 headgear to keep bugman safe, but omg SO MUCH material for AYG; training and teaming up with team Rattlesnake could be a life changer for Hank, and potentially really rewarding, health, clout, experience

Abe

Unbelievable question. After 6 years, im still always impressed 🙌

Nick R

Is it friggin' or frikkin'?

The Fatador

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to refer to your girl as the old ball and chain

Mark

New $10 Tuddy secret lover here reporting for duty, never had one read! Is it garbage if you put ketchup on salmon? A good buddy of mine did this at a restaurant and to the surprise of nobody else at the table, the services we got for the rest of the night were…not guhreat. Love youse guys thanks for keeping me laughing in this crazy world

FoleyHurtMe

HIT ME MARK!! $10 homie Kinda geared towards the big man, am I garbage or fat for setting my next bite up on the fork when I know im coming back to finish a plate off?

bugmansbiggestfan

long time listener, long time question asker, never had one read.... garbage to keep old checks because it "was the most money i ever saw" and dont want to throw it out? i have some checks from graduation and one for 1000 dollars that i cant get rid of even though they were spent (or bounced) 10+ years ago.... keep it up on not dying big man!

Sam Adams

Here’s a quick question the boys on the other side of the camera may be able to chime in on. Is it garbage to use gaffers tape around the house?

Edward Clancy

Long time first time, never been read- Is it garbage to come home to your family around the tv watching your uncle on divorce court?

Scott Dreger

Scotty $10 homie , but in Canadian it's $13 Had 1 read Am i garbage if my wives step dad. Sold popcorn on the side of a small town highway that ran thru town. That was his get rich idea. Can so much Trash transfer when you put on a ring ? Or get pregnant

tyler parker

Longtime $10 operative here. NHOR Is it garbage to bring your own dessert to dinner at a restaurant? My wife’s parents do it all the time, first time they did it I thought we were about to get kicked out of the restaurant. Also, they ask the waiter for plates and forks

Fat Shisno

OHOR 4.99$ local union 155 worker here. Is it garbage if when I was looking for a new job and the last sentence is "people with criminal records are encouraged to apply".

ShoutOutToYa

$10 forklift operator here, are you garbage if your dad taught you how to play texas hold’em at 11 years old

#1 Dickhead

Day One Homie STILL NEVER HAD ONE READ, is it garbage to ride your bicycle up to the ATM, and/or the liquor store?

KotaSkye69

Never had one read. Is it garbage to donate plasma?? That’s how I got my Dad and I’s tickets to the Side Splitters show. Hopefully I see myself in the background lol!

Yhung M.B.K

NHOR 10$ Homie Sizzly Gobbler Is it garbage that my Grandma called me “fat bastard from austin powers from birth to 10yrs old because i was 10.5lbs at birth?

Chilly Willy

Is it classy or trashy to have the bathroom light switch outside the bathroom?

Cousin Vinny

10$ Long time shareholder had two / tree read. Is it garbage to bring something to the post office without being packaged and ask them to package it for you OR ask them for some tape.

J D

Is it GarbageO to wear a shirt out you know has a hole in it. Then if anyone mentions it pretend you didn’t know. Love U’s. I think I might be getting fat I’m starting to shop for Hawaiian shirts. Any recommendations Uncle Hank?

Whaaaatmuuuurddderrrrs

$10 Dempsey group financier are you garbage if you ever had to cruise a parking lot until you find a spot you can pull through or a spot on a little bit of a hill because the reverse gear was ripped out of your car while leaving a super 8 hotel parking lot after a not so great transaction was made. The bugman knows what I’m talking about. TRAV HIT ME! Love youse.

Ivana Manzow

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you use fake names at Starbucks? I use fake names at Starbucks and got my locations mixed up. I said my name was jan and the barista said here you go dixie ( the name I normally use there ) lol 😂 are you even more garbage if you think of it as an acting exercise? ( Bugman help ) 😅

Pug_on_a_unicorn_throne

First time commenter never had one read. Are you garbage if you go to an animal safari park and get rejected at the door based on the condition of your car? This happened to my brother last year. He took his new to the country Thai wife to an animal safari and they stopped him from going in. They said his car had too many loose wires hanging and the animals would chew them and he had to leave. The best part is he had to explain this to his new wife thru a translation app. Hahahahaha is he garbage?

Pug_on_a_unicorn_throne

You just know the poor girl was questioning all her life decisions up until that point

Kapattack

$10 homie . Is it garbage to have multiple flavors open bag Doritos at the house?

RM1945

$10 homie here. Is it garbage to drag out the paintball video for over a year after reaching the subscriber goal?

FlyPres

GARBAGE TOPIC. Best fast food condiments. Is it garbage to go to a fast food restaurant just for the condiments ?

Josh Stephens

$10 investor NHOR are you garbage if your grandparents got remarried at the same public park under the covered are where you had your family reunion the month before?

Foley's bastard son

10 dolla Holla. Had one read. Is it garbage to jump a riding mower?

Sir Nicklaus

$10 reformed bozo NHOR AND annual subscription gift giver - at what age should you stop wearing fictional bad guy themed (sons of anarchy, breaking bad, Scarface, etc…) shirts to family functions?

Dan Souza

$10 homie never had one read am I garbage if I buy the same shirt I always wear to family functions a size bigger so my family thinks I lost weight?

Son of Sam….Yam

Have you or anyone in your family ever referred to the local pawn shop as your “financial institution or credit union “? For context, the wife and I overheard her sisters crackhead boyfriend the other day say to his friend, yeah man, I’ll take a couple of those stumble biscuits (aka Xanax latter bars), just give me a couple minutes to run up to the atm at the credit union. Then he proceeded to sneak out to the car with his stepdads weedeater, which he promptly took straight to the pawn shop 1/2 mile away. Love you guys

Foley’sFolly

$10 ground floor investor (late to the game) Is it garbage is you have the same fast food twice in a day. Had Taco Bell for lunch and Dinner.

Chris

$20 homie. What is the largest age gap for a family beef to be appropriate? IE: a 20 year old beefing with their 75-80 year old grandma is wild. But how about a 19 year old with a 45 year old uncle? Or anything in between. And does the involved parties position (grandma, aunt, uncle, etc) play a role

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

Is it garbage to wish a deceased family member or friend a “happy heavenly birthday” on Facebook?

Cannoli Foley

20dollar homie NHOR is it garbage to get to drink bottle red in one hand n bottle white In the other then beers in the back pockets at your brothers wedding n end up passing out in you new in-laws mum dads bed?Big love From the land down under We need ayg to come to Australia!

OxyRoxy

$10 long time homie who woke up last week to see -12$ in my bank account. I checked and it was from my Patreon membership. Is it garbage if you went to every elementary school in your city before the end of 5th grade? P.s there’s 9 schools, we moved a lot as a kid growing up 🤣

ThatHummerCouple

First time, long time. Never had one read. Is it garbage to take your kid with you to panhandle on a highway exit? I’m a tow truck driver and seen this during the winter. Kid was maybe 12 years old and it was 28° outside.

stefan

10$ new garbage solider 51st state is it garbage to take clothes you thought were going to be dry and say fuck it put them on & have the heat blasting as you drive to work hoping they get dry in the 30 minute drive

Kosta Jorjakis

$10 Homie, are you garbage if as a kid you would take vacations down to Florida to visit your uncle. Which every year he would Bring just me and my dad to hooters and show me “his tricks”. For example one trick he showed me was to crumble up a few napkins and put them under surrounding tables. Which then the workers would come by and pick them up. He called it “lunch and a show”. I was 7 years old lol

Davis The Door Guy

H1R AYG if you have demonstrated or witnessed someone demonstrate the ability to throw a pocket knife into the ground while sitting around drinking

Alex Matthews

$10 homie nhor. Is it garbage to brag about how many stitches your son got?

Pinto - Fattest Maximus

Are You Garbage if you and your Homies are out enjoying a succulent Chinese meal. After we wrap up with the feast, someone gets the itch for some dessert. Talking about some powdered sugar wink wink. Once, connecting with the bag boy, you proceed to get the night started. While driving down Coconut Grove you get fed a king sized bump and begin to projectile vomit into your driver side door panel. Luckily most of it was contained in the cubbyhole on the door. The scent of fried rice is everywhere and you are forced to pull into the nearest gas station for a clean up mission. The first bump is always a dangerous surprise for me. We pushed on into the city and it turned into a unforgettable night.

Money_Mark97

I was carrying my skateboard once and someone driving by shouted "you're supposed to ride it" 😂 I didn't wanna cause the sidewalk is brutal to ride on

Your Bald Cousin Vinny

$10 Homie - is it trash to have multiple screens with holes in them throughout the house? I would have to believe rich people don’t leave holes in their screens…

Joe Money

10 dolla homie NHOR, Are you garbage if you spend more money on a fair game then the prize is worth I spent about 80 bucks for a stuffed beer can, trying to break a beer bottle with a baseball.

Crazy No-Diploma

$10 Homie NHOR, are you garbage if you keep Smirnoff in a decanter

Funky Blumpkins

You ever mansplained rap lyrics to a girlfriend before?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 dice roller here NHOR IYHG (is your homie garbage) If you take them out drinking and gambling, give them $20 to play on, they hit for 16 Hunj, then they don't even give you your seed money back?

Giambi

$10 jabroni first time long time, is it garbage to order shots not at the bar? Me and my friends ordered shots to our table, the establishment had a bar but it was not in direct sight. Also the apps were dropped before the drink order was sent in, so we had calamari and pickle backs goin….

Kippys Eyebrows

$10 Investor here NHOR What’s the longest you’ve used a disposable razor? I’m still banging with one from over a year. Love youse!

Jesse Davis

$10 homey - is it garbage to serve White Castles at the end of a wedding?

Son of Sam….Yam

My question shows up for a few minutes and then it’s gone from the thread

joseph whigham

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to make Gatorade cocktails and extra points if it’s Gatorade zero

BerryTrashCo.

10 buck homie here boys. Never had one read. Is it garbage to stop at a gas station just to grab some free sauce packets? I make breakfast burritos at home, but stop by Quick Trip to get some free Cholula packs.

Trash since 81

10 dolla homie here…. Is it garbage if you’ve stepped in any auto parts store (auto zone, advanced, Napa, etc)?

Charles Roman Humbert

Just enlisted in the "Army" my question: A) Johnnie Walker Black Label - Class or Trash? B) Which level of liquor for a party or especially a family formal Christmas at the counter starts defining CLASS?

Anybody seen Richie?

$10 longtime soul sister here- NHOR… is it garbage to say “I bought it offline”? I felt seen when I heard Kippy say it in a recent episode because I get called out for saying it. I guess it should be “I bought it online” or “I bought it on Amazon” etc. Love youse.

HeaterEater

$10 long time pos NHOR. Are you garbage if you try to sell a used juul on eBay? (tryna quit)

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and loooong time fan who still hasn't had one read. Are you garbage if your freshman English teacher taught your class that a handy way of remembering how to spell 'Analysis' is by breaking it up into the question, "Anal, why sis?" Over 20 years later and I cannot spell that word without that method of spelling it rolling through my head 😂

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone. And yes, we also had a creek to swim in nearby. We weren't "crick" people, but were definitely creek kids. I feel there's a very large and distinct difference between the two lol. We would also disappear into the woods for hours on end with no absolutely no adult supervision, with the oldest of us building forts and "playing Indian" in those woods being maybe 12. Which is how we got our pet sheep. We stumbled upon what looked like a murder scene (the mother had given birth and blood was everywhere), and the farmer next door let us raise it for awhile. My mom named him Lamb Chops.

H8XWYF

Big fan and $20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school). We ended up being shipped out to the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, and of the two of us, I ended up working on the flight deck assisting in the launching and recovery of every aircraft we had (no big deal...). We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of each one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course. Bonus points if you can decipher my username. You think it'd make a good license plate? 😂

Wraith Liotta

Is it garbage to rip a heater while ordering at the drive thru speaker?

Jake Lamons

$10 homie NHOR - Is it garbage if your mom flies from Michigan to Texas for vacation with a six pack of Diet Mountain Dew in her luggage because she can’t find that pop in the state of Texas?

Yorkshire farms

$10 homie. You ever try and iron your shirt with your hand?

Richard C.

$10 homie. Garbage to suck the air out of a ziplock bag with your mouth trying to get a vacuum seal?

Sheetz Freak

5 dollar homie (a lil jammed up) never had one read. Is it garbage to have you wedding cake double as a gender reveal cake (blue/pink inside). My cousin had a 3 week engagement and got married in Nashville and surprise! when they cut the cake. PS my mom asked what podcast me and my brothers were referencing as she told us about this and we said it was a finance/investment pod about the Dempsy group.

J “Buddy London” Dunckel

$10 homie here never had one read. Are you garbage if you know exactly how many miles you have left after the fuel gauge says zero miles left?! Mine was 4.8 in town and 5.5 on the highway!

Aunt Tuddie shot my dad

$10 Mexican Homeboy, never had one read. Are you garbage if you say “on the computer” when referring to anything you see online. For example, my mom said she heard that Mamdani was going to force everyone in NYC to convert to Islam and when I asked where she saw that she said “I saw it on the computer!” Honestly, she’s probably just subscribed the the History Hyenas PATREON

David dolan

Hey guys, double deuce here, first time long time, never had one read, hyoaoeiyf ever taken a dump so big that when you drop the paper your fingers hit the terd? Happened to me a couple times

Bug Mans Ringcam Heater

15$ Canadian share holder here boys never had one read, are you garbage if you think the Linkin park x Jay z album is gods gift to mankind? Love youse

Jack Mynutt

10$ homie never had one read, Is it garbage to party on a boat that’s on the trailer in the driveway?

Spitfire542

Ayg if Youz ever ask for ketchup at a steak joint? What is the fanciest item you can add ketchup to without being trash?

ohhdoylerulezz

$10 hoagie runner, When's the last time you cracked a beer while coughing to hide that you were having another 😆

Matthew Blume

Is it trash if your high school mascot has a gun?

Bo Nasty

Not a question, but y'all should try to get Red Richardson on the show. Love youse!

Fran

$10 homeslice nhor - are you garbage if you pronounce the public school in a wealthy area as (phonetically) ee-ron-sid-ees when it’s Ironside? 🤣🤣

Alex

What’s 2337 mean? lol

Hugh G. Rection

$10 Homie. AYG if you drop a deuce at a drug test? Nice bathroom!

All The Toast

$10 navigator, Ever point at something with the food you’re holding? Caught myself pointing out wall art with a half gone chicken tender recently

itsmeBo

Minority shareholder here first time long time never had one read.. Anyway is it trashy if you take souvenirs from restaurants an stuff you won't be back to like vacation etc. As a souvenir. For example I have an IHOP cup from Daytona Florida bar spoons glasses from various bars and restaurants, swanky steak knives. I even have a coffee creamer Pourer from our little local diner. They remind me of the good times I've had and the people in places I've spent them with. Probably a trashy move but I got to thinking maybe it is genius and therefore classy. What is the expert opinion thanks love you guys

shellshinee

10 dolla make ya holla homie here. First time asking! Is it garbage if you smoke your cigarette like a joint??

2fatmatt

$10 shareholder. NHOR. What’s the longest you’ve ever left the oven on accidentally for?

Hoagies in a room

$10 homie. I just threw my roto in the airfryer gooey-skin-side up. 100% crispy chicken.

Henry’s Hemorrhoids

Youse remember years ago when Kippy said he yells at random cars at stoplights to make sure his voice still works? I still think about that weekly. Anyway Love Youse

Tri-state key party (not invited)

So I was watching TikTok and this British guy was talking about a calcium deposit in England where the only blue jeun (jon) is found and I couldn’t stop laughing so I commented “yea we got blue jon in Philly too” then I saw their were only 62 comments and they were all positive

Raina de la Basura

Hey Foley, that was me that cat called you outside if the Comedy Store tonight!! And you DO look good!!

Fix’n to Bunt

$10 trash compactor. Do you have your favorite “ fun fact” that no one cares about? … you know the hardest beer to brew is light beer since you can taste all of the imperfections

The Ice Cream Bandit

I missed the dive bar question. But, 2 childhood memories… With my uncle Hanging out in a bar that had peanuts and wood chips on the floor And a couple years later sitting in the parking lot watching the same bar burn to the ground.

Paulie Walnuts

For sure a courthouse regular occurrence.

Bo Nasty

Nah that's a come up! Would've done the same thing lol

Alex

Classy or trashy beers. I’m drinking Mickey’s grenades and I’m 32

Alex

Who screens these?

Slippin Jimmy

$10 hoagie never had one read. Are you garbage if you ever owned a Jackie Moon jersey?

Louie V's Budtender

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you have to wheel your dishwasher over to the kitchen sink to run it? Our dishwasher had a hose that attached to the kitchen spigot. My parents said it could be installed into the cabinets but it's been 15 years and they are no longer married so not sure if it's going to happen.

Garage Fridge Stock Boy

New Patreon homie here - please settle a 20+ year debate... is it an "ice cream sun-DAY" or "ice cream sun-DUH"

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie, AYG if you have an extra long phone charger in the bathroom so you can charge your phone while you poop and scroll?

Honkin Guzunga’s

Long time 10$ kippys milk fund donater and buzzo here NHOR like FrFr!!! Is it garbage to keep an actual floor jack / tools gas in the back of your because it’s on its last leg and you know anymore could be its last and hopefully I’ll b kinda prepared ?

Bing

Never had one read. $10 Northeast trash here. Is it garbage to drive a car you have to pop start to Friday Pizza night when you have two perfectly fine cars in the driveway? My dad bought my oldest brother a Yugo for $100 cash. It had a 2x4 behind the driver seat to hold it up. You had to start with a screwdriver because the key was broken off and me, older brother and younger sister would take turns signaling with our arms out the window. We would have to pop start it to leave the house and pop start it in the driveway of the Pizza place. My dad would drive like a maniac in that thing. He would drive off road, up on the sidewalk and scrape long guardrails. Great times!

2LeftTuddies

Is it garbage to think ludicrous is spelled like Ludacris and fabulous is spelled like Fabolous until you're like 13?

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 blue collar homie here. Is it garbage that I recently went into a store called “Bi-Mart” while on a camping trip and they had a “As seen on Tv” section and I lost it. It was like this store was built in the 90s and nothing changed it was like walking into a time capsule

Jon no H

When’s the last time you crossed a highway? Extra points if you had to jump over the barrier in the middle

YP3k

Dime Bag Homie here, never had one read. Listen to you boys almost every night while falling asleep, constantly waking up the bird shaking the bed from laughter. - At what age is it officially trashy to bring your baseball mitt to an MLB game? Love yous

Rusty

Still have bozo friends hitting you with “alot” in a text?

Mark Grippo

Is it garbage if your 9 year old boy walks around saying hatchi matchi

Tuddy’s ex husband

Do you drive with your hand on the gear shifter even though it’s an automatic?

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie, classy or trashy to put the measuring cup that comes with laundry detergent the washer too? That way the cup stays clean and never has the gross layer of detergent build up

ALEJO

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to select the fastest delivery option (2 hr) from Amazon knowing I can wait for the item, but it was free!

Remy

How long can you drive with the spare on before it’s trash?

Tri-state key party (not invited)

Yo I got 5 on it here, Is it garbage to put rain-x on the toilet bowl between cleaning so messy situations don’t get stuck?

Sofa_king_garbage

Sup needs, $10 Looooong time homie. Is it garbage to wear the same outfit 3 days in a row if you know you won't see any of the same people each day? I'm a wine & Spirits sales rep and travel to 3 different cities every Mon, Tues, and wed. I usually wear the same outfit (I hate doing laundry). My next door neighbor sits in his garage rippin darts all day, by the looks he gives me, i think he's starting to catch on to my scheme lol

John Fitz

Is it garbage to let your kid bring a wheel barrow to the beach. I’m sitting here at 9th st beach ocean city nj looking at some future blue collar dirt bags in the making. Love yous

Sgt. Shrimp Scampi

$10 homie, have you ever gone home from a night out and woken up with something that you had to bring back. For example a month ago I went bowling for a work outing…I was over served and woke up the next morning in bed with the bowling shoes still on my feet. I had to then extremely hungover go across town to the bowling alley and return the shoes to get my sneakers back.

Sir Nicklaus

$10 bozo AND annual membership giver. You ever boil water for the kiddie pool?

Mr. Chilly

10$ college graduate here. is it garbage to ring a cowbell during graduation. this chick thought it was friday night lights

Jacob Quintanilla

Hey gang! FTLT HHORY lol. Is it garbage if you appreciate a nice to-go container?

Trailer Trash

That hits home hard. Lived at the bottom of a big hill in the trailer park. All my friends were riding up and back down to the ramps and etc. I was walking up a couple times and would eventually decide not worth it.

Trailer Trash

$10 homie, long time, is it garbage if your high school would let kids have guns in their trucks (they had to be registered with the school) because they would hunt in the morning before school.

jakereno

Have you ever fist fought a parent? My ex-wife fist fought her step mom at her high school graduation. Ps her step mom use to be a stripper.

jakereno

Have you ever fist fought a parent? My exwife fist fought her step mom and her high school graduation party. Ps her step mom use to be a stripper.

Lucas Idlewine

Long time listener first time homie here. Is it garbage if you buy the Patreon to help with a breakup?

Uncle_Sir

Ayg if you don’t wash your hands before you shower so you use washing your as your hand/nail cleaner?

Lucas Idlewine

10 dollar landscape baller here. Is it garbage if you use Ayg and hard feelings to get over an ex hooking yo with your best friend.

Mike Rios

Did it most my life we had a septic tank and had bur.n barrels we burned our trash everyday my dad would smoke a cig we would hang out. Some times if it rained hard we would put janky electrical chords attached to steel poles and put them in the ground to grab worms and put them in a janky kids pool filled with news paper and soil and sell them to bait shops. Any way attaching the home made trailer to my dads international scout 2 Is an other story